>"I think that we should see other people."

"You're not real."

>>29054330
Last Christmas I gave you my heart

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>>29054330
>"I think you should watch me see other people."

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>>29054335
No, I think she's serious.
>>29054340
And then discord gave her his dick.

>>29054330
Good, I did some soul searching and realized that I don't want to be in a relationship because I am not relationship material and never want to be, i want to live my life lonesome and doing stuff i enjoy instead of trying to try being the man worthy of his woman.

I don't want a job, I don't want a family, I don't want a career, i don' want a life, all i want to do is do stuff that I enjoy like watch anime and masturbate, and do it without feeling like I am robbing someone their future if they stick with me.

I want to be single and not looking for company

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>>29054330
But im blind.

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>>29054348
le

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>>29054348

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>>29054330
>>29054357

>>29054330
im not a native english speaker, so i think i might be missing something here. if you want to see other people, cant you just get out of the house and look at them?
what does this expression mean?

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>>29054352
(You) go (you) intellectual (you)!
>>29054359
Or may may I memed on a level way above your autism :^)

>>29054365
I'm not sure if you're serious but it means she wants to end the relationship and date other people.

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>>29054375
>Or may may I memed on a level way above your autism :^)

>>29054385
alright
now it makes loads more sense
thanks

and i was serious, ive never heard anyone refer to dating as "seeing"

>>29054330
We were never dating

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>>29054386
You think this is a fucking game mate?

Do you want me to come to your house and beat your ass?

Cause I will. I've been lifting weights way before your momma ever spread her legs and became a glorified nigger spitroast.

I'm fucking jacked irl, and I'll beat your ass harder than your daddy did when he found out you liked to smoke Italian sausages in the men's locker room.

I'll be your fucking daddy mate!

Don't you ever come at me with that shit again home skillet!

>>29054396
>ive never heard anyone refer to dating as "seeing"
Really? It's a quite common expression, "We're seeing each other" drops a lot in media.

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>>29054405

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>>29054420

>>29054330
But I do see other people every day.

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>>29054421

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>>29054429
I'm not mad i'm horny in a not gay way bro.

So stop teasing and post a pic of your boi pussy.
no homo.

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>>29054444

>>29054330
>people

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>>29054448

>>29054330
Too bad I'm the only people around
Plenty of ponys here tho

>>29054697
I don't think she's talking about seeing another pony though.

>>29054330
>You shrug your shoulders
"Cool, okay then. See you never then..."
>You turn and walk away, whistling a happy tune, as Fluttershy stands there, looking flabbergasted
>"I mean it! We really should see other people!"
>You called back over your shoulder
"And I said "Cool"! What part of that didn't you understand?!"

>You knock on AJ's door, and the adorable hick opens the top half to give you her goofy smile
>"So...Did ya ditch her, like you promised?"
>You grin back
"Sure did. Brought the flavoured lube?"
>AJ nods, and opens the rest of the door
>"The family is out for the evening, and we got this place...Hey...wait a minute...FLUTTERSHY!!! I CAN FUCKING SEE YOU BEHIND THE BARN!!!!"
>You turn around, and see a yellow-pinkish blur heading out of the farm at warp 5
>"IF I CATCH YOU SLINKING 'ROUND HERE 'GAIN, I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN!!!!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!! Eaaaaaaaaaassssyyyyyyy, there girl! It's just flutters going stalker-crazy on me, that's all"
>AJ takes a few deep breathes, and her goofy smile is back on her adorable, yet flushed features
>"Yeah, I guess...But, you know what?"
"What?"
>AJ leans up to whisper in your ear
>"Wouldn't it be...yah know? Kinda hot if she was watching us?"
>You take a moment to think about it
"Get your ass upstairs right now, missy. Daddy's going to tear you in two..."

And so, late into the night, Anon was ramming AJ good and deep into her ass, slamming that country gal against the headboard, whilst Fluttershy wept as she masturbated furiously just outside the bedroom window

>>29054862
!!!!!!!!
!!!
!!!!!

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>>29054862
>Flutters getting cucked
Please write more this is amazing.

>>29054862
this is pretty hot

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>>29054862
Not gonna lie, got a chub from this.

>>29054330
Remind me when we were even seeing each other you urine skinned donkey.
>never

>>29054330
Projecting this hard onto cartoon ponies. Who hurt you anon?

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>>29054330
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!
AAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>29054862

>>29054421
>Anonfilly

Apply kill to self