Yandere/Yangire Thread #6

Bump for some crazy sex green

>>29041825
>"it does not concern you"
"oh yes it does. you can't just go around and attack ponies"
>"and what if I do it anyway. are you going to stop me, little human?"
>damn ember, you're not sure if she's just joking or is serious
"listen, if you want to negotiate with the princesses I guarantee you that attacking ponies will not help you in that"
>"that's very unfortunate since I'm feeling a bit hungry"
>she licks her muzzle
>"what about you?"
"what?"
>she takes you with her paws and turns herself belly up
>then the eat you hand
>you heel her tongue making it's way up on your arm and her fangs scratching your palm
"I don't have my armor ember! give my hand back!"
>moving just a bit your arm makes her fangs cut your skin
>"if you move I'll drop you"
"you wouldn't"
>"try me"
>you keep eye contact with ember, her tongue flowing across your fingers and her jaws slowly and nibbling your hand
>what to do
"is a common practice among dragons? spy on humans and nibbling their hands?"
>she seems like lyra the first month you was brought to ponyville
>she just couldn't stop nibbling your finger
>she even paid you for let her doing it
>anyway
>ember doesn't respond
>let's do this
>you try to pull your arm and in a fraction of a second you find yourself spinning in air without any control
"YOU DID IT! FUCKING CRAZY DRAGON!"
>"I told you"
>trying your best to at least stop spinning you shake your limbs looking for any kind of stability
>"hahahaha"
>but it isn't working
>god how many seconds have already passed?
"TAKE ME!"
>"why should I human?"
>this fucking cunt
"STOP MESSING WITH ME!"
>"no, it's hilarious"
>she's joking, she has to
>dear god the ground is getting close
>SHE WASN'T JOCKING!
"SAVE ME!"
>"I didn't hear you anonymous"
"SAVE ME EMBER!"
>"I'm not only ember"
"SAVE ME DRAGON LORD EMBER!"
>a pair of paws grabs you and force you against ember's belly
>"good human, you see? it wasn't that difficult after all"
>*nom*
>"despite your claiming, your blood is quite tasty"

>>29049051
sorry man, I don't feel comfortable writing sex scenes so they will not be present in my greens
I wouldn't mind someone else writing them though

>>29049135
>why is she tasting your blood?
"I'm not and you shouldn't drink my blood"
>"don't be mean. I let you ride me, and you give me this"
"I need my right hand, arm and my blood"
>why didn't she choose your left hand?
>you're looking forward to dump this fucking crazy dragon to the princesses and have a peaceful weekend, just few more minutes and it will be all normal again
>"you thought I was going to eat you? how cute"
>she leans her muzzle on your face, with her tongue licking your nose
>"you're much more precious intact, I was just wondering how sturdy are your bones and skin"
"it feels like you're trying to kill me"
>"nonsense. you could trust me, you know?"
>how about no?
"after all this? sure why not?"
>"sarcasm is unbecoming when speaking to the dragon lord"
>you can't even speak like you want now
"hhmm"
>she don't want to hear you? you will not speak
>letting her do what she want with your arm you let pass the rest of trip without telling a single word
>it lasted only about 10 more minutes but it still counts!
"you see that white and golden tower in the center of the city? that our destination"
>you point the royal palace to ember when canterlot is near enough to discern the buildings
>she just hums and watch over canterlot
>"that's a nice village you got there"
>for the love of all waifus no
>"it'd be a shame if some dragon..."
>no, please no
>"were to land in the middle of if and declare war on ponies"
>damn it
"just..."
>you let out a scream of frustration
>"I already hear the intimidation screams of apes and that wansn't anything near them"
>you can't win
>you just can't win
"listen ember... just... please let's just go to the princesses. I beg you"
>she hums more, smiling widely
>"do it"
>you're willing to do everything to make her stop
"please dragon lord ember, please let us go to the princesses"
>"I'm sure you can do better... how about..."
>she places a claw on your lops
>"lick it"
>but right on time you hear someone calling you from far away

>>29049051
Crazy breezie seks?

>>29049336
oh dear

>>29049143
s'alright

I'll just bump with more greens later.
Just leave prompts.

>>29049336
Aight

>>29049143
Why tho?

Here's a prompt and I hope it helps:

>You're anon, you're a pretty likeable guy talking to people and hanging out with the normal 6 girls all the time. Some of them are kinda cute in their own way too. After art class you head to your locker and find a letter addressed to you with a heart sticker.
>you open it and it smells familiar, and the lettering is perfect form. You look around and see no one around but you feel fallowed.

>>29052661
Anon felt plowed?
I dun getit

>>29053050
fallow. adj. (fal-oh) plowedandleftunseededforaseasonormore;uncultivated.

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>tfw no yandere Photo Finish green with happy ending
>tfw no Photo Finish green in general
Even Maud has more green than her.

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>>29053425
pic
>>29052261
personal stuffs, bad things happen

>>29053425
>tfw no Luna green yet
>tfw no breezie seks yet
>tfw no more short greens to past the time
What happened to us? What happened to the writefags? Will we ever know?

>>29049336
>"aaaannoooooooooooonnn!"
>turning to face canterlot you see 2 far figures that are flying toward you two
>"anonymous!"
>they're princess celestia and luna!
>yes! yes!
>praise the stars!
>"who are those? why are they calling you?"
"they, dear dragon lord, are the 2 of the 4 princesses. they are the ones with you will negotiate"
>you wave at them
>ember... doesn't look too much happy
>no wait... now she's smiling at them
>"we will continue another time, my little human~"
>she caresses your face with a claw, sending a shiver down your spine
>how about no?^2
"I'd rather not"
>"we will..." http://i.imgur.com/lP9Tlyg.gif
>...
>she places you on her back and resumes to fly normally, going to meet the princesses
>"hi anonymous, starlight has already informed us about the negotiations. me and luna were looking forward to see you. and welcome to equestria, you must be dragon lord ember. it's an honor having you here."
"long time no see you princesses, I'd like to talk but being the only one who can't fly all by himself hundreds meters above the ground is making me a little nervous, can we go to the palace?"
>"of course" luna replies "let us guide you two to the royal palace"
>both the princesses turn accompany you and ember to the palace
>ember speaks very low, like whispering
>"no one told me that your ruler were celestia and luna..."
"did you know them? it's that a problem?"
>"I don't... but my mother told me about some stories regarding those two alicorns. this negotiations will be VERY interesting~"
>her tone and smile tell you that bad things are going to happen
>celestia and luna are two grown up alicorn, you're sure that they can deal with ember
>but just in case, you're going to tell them few things about her
>and you can't forget that she has murderous attitude toward ponies
>you can see the worried and surprised expressions of the ponies that dare to watch above them
>landing on the balcony of the tower you get off ember and sprint inside

>>29053594

>"Sup Rainbow! What're you doing here?"
>Yay! it's that monkey thing again that everyone seems to like except you
>What's his name again?
>'Oh yeah! His name is Anonymoose or something.' You thought to yourself
>Way to ruin your day
>Just act nice to him and he'll probably go away
"Just here checkin' on the MOST awesome monkey in Ponyville! Us awesome ponies need to stick together!"
>Nudging on his shoulder while winking at him, you hope that convinces this idiot
>"Heh, okay then, I really gotta get going. I'm helping Spitfire with a new Wonderbolt regime, who knew she'd pick me?"
>'What?! Spitfire picked HIM! THIS ASSHOLE!'
>"Well, off I go away for plot convinience, goodbye!"
>THIS FUCKING APE WILL SPEND AN AFTERNOON WITH SPITFIRE?!
>She'd rather pick this trash than you?
>You're awesome, graceful, and even beautiful, but she picked this walking pile of shit right here than you?
>UNBELIEVABLE
>You gotta find a way to convince Spitfire to change her mind and pick you instead
>...Processing...Processing
>You got it!

>>29053594
Have I ever told you that I love you?

>>29053660

>If Anon is absent, she'll pick you instead!
>'Brilliant work, Rainbow' Giving yourself an imaginary high five, you found the perfect place to hide Anon's body
>Ghastly Gorge
"Hey, Anon. Wait here for a sec."
>A slight wave of your hoof causes him to stop dead on his tracks
>"What is it? I gotta be earlier than Spitfire so I can get some smooch from her."
>Smooch...This SHIT is KISSING SPITFIRE BEHIND YOUR BACK?
>What else are they doing behind your back?
>This makes your blood boil so hard
"Uhh, Wanna visit Ghastly Gorge with me? I heard they have a--"
>SHITSHITSHIT! What's going to be your bait to get Anon to tag a long with you?
>Your eyes scour the nearby surroundings until you found something that might be of interest to this ape
"Bananas. I saw some bananas at Ghastly Gorge the other day, wanna come?"
>Just widen that smile further
>"O-okay? Don't know why you want some bananas, but let's go because plot, right?"
>You hooked this monkey with your lies, now it's time to witness his demise
>He'll just need a slight push in the wrong direction then you and Spitfire will be left all alone...together
>"Seriously, I need to go there, like right now or I'm going to run a hundred laps as punishment."

>>29053664
Then what?

sorry guys, I don't know if I can write tomorrow
the university is killing me

>>29056676
That's fine, we'll try to keep this place alive for now

>>29056676
We'll bump

I'll just bump

Damn I I hope the prompt I made helped somehow

>>29058779
You mean this? >>29052661

small prompt while I wait for things

"there are no signals..."
>you wonder why anon's phone is turned off
"let's try..."
>turning on your gaming chair toward your laptop, you try to ping anon's computer
>"device not found" says your home made program
>he should be at home! he said you that he wanted to chill out and play today
>what is he doing? why his devices are turned off?
>did he go out? why? that's not what he told you?
>why did you lie to me anon! why?!
>wait, what if he's in danger? MAYBE SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM
>you takes your keys, and the anon's house ones and go out
>while you're on your way for anon's flat, tons of terrible things come to mind
>thief, poisoned food, HE GOT FOALNAPPED!
>you start to run and your phone rings
>responding you hear twinkleshine
>"hi moondancer... wait are you working out?"
"no, just tell me."
>"are you free this weekend? me and the boys wanted to continue the quest, this roleplay th-"
>closing the call you climb the stairs of anon's condominium
>you don't need this now! anon is in danger!
>using your personal keys to anon's flat you enter in the dark house of your lover
>the air doesn't have anon's smell, he must have cleaned the house recently
>it's all dark
>HE WENT OUT! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE TOLD YOU!
>where? WHERE?
"why did you lie to me anon? I love you... why? why?"
>you search through his bedroom, his living room, his bathroom but it's all in or-
>in the trash you find something
>it's a leaflet about... a new night club
>this... is new... you always thought anon wasn't that type of colt
>and he's not! someone else must have forced anon to follow him
>you take notes of the night club, take few things from his trash bin and a t-shirt from his laundry chest and go out, carefully closing the flat
"let's find anon"

>>29060226
Who wan this

>>29060706
Me, oh benevolent writefriend.

>>29053594
>YOU'RE SAFE!
>"anon!" shining armor is playing with his dolls in the room
"where is twilight? I need to see her"
>"behave my little human~" ember tell you, staying outside on the balcony with the 2 princesses
>"she's at appleoosa, taking care of a friendship problem"

>be twilight
"oh come on! it's just a game!"
>"JUST A GAME?!" both rainbow dash and braeburn look at you shocked
>"it's not about the game twilight! this is a competition! it's sport! it's about team work and trust your best friend!" says dash with an angry tone
"give me a break! just because they lose at the pony kart double dash equestrian tournament doesn't mean that they can throw a ten years long friendship out of the window"
>sure... "friendship"

>back on being anon
"now? why?"
>"because she's a princess? how was the return anyway? how is like to fly with a dragon?" he says putting away his dolls and come near you
>dangerously arousing, that's how it is
"like flying as a pegasus I guess, is starlight in canterlot at least?"
>you watch behind you, ember is speaking with the princesses
>"yes, she's here at the castle, you need her?"
>you go out of the room with a fast gait, shining follows you
>"you seems frightened anon, what's happened?"
>5...10...15
>"you can always answer me if you want"
>25...30...35... you should be far enough
"sorry shining, it's just... it's about ember"
>"what's wrong, did she do something to you?"
>not yet
"no, but I'm afraid she could do something in the future. I don't like her attention on me. since you three teleported away, she has had a strange interest on me"
>"that's not a news anon, you're unique here!" replies shyning laughing
"yes yes but... I'm afraid there will be more. she is too much interested. she even forced me to let her licking and tasting my blood after she let me fall from the sky because I didn't want to"
>his expression changes
>"this is... extreme... maybe is normal dragon behavior? we don't know much about them"
>you hope not

Where the breezie sex at?

Merry Christmas guys

Yo, anyone up for some green
>>29052661
From this prompt?

>>29066795
Yes, are you offering?

>>29066795
yes please

>>29066897
>>29066828
Yeah, but I'll post it tomorrow though

>>29062863
>"I don't know but I don't like it and I don't really want to have more chances to find it out. anyway, can you tell starlight that dragon's ability to fly is affected by me? like I do on a pegasus but she can still fly fine enough to bring us here"
>thinking about lyra you add
"and... tell celestia that she is dangerous to ponies, she do is a predator and from what I've seen she don't really have any intention to control herself"
>"ok anon, I'm sure the princesses can handle her but I'll talk to them just in case... you're not going to stay? just a little? I was hoping to play some ogres and oubliettes this evening"
>damn, he's a bro and you don't want to disappoint anyone but...
>"sorry, I'm a bit sore because of ember. let me rest for a few days and I'm all in"
>"it's fine, have a nice rest anon" he waves at you as you leave him behind
>such a nice guy
>going out the palace you take a deep breath
>you're all on your own now
>this negotiation thing has been such a pain
>you start to walk slowly toward the train station
>things to do list!
>send the bill to celestia's offices
>and this time you deserve an extra
>then... you could go to apologize properly to both lyra and rose
>you got to deal with some bills
>you can finally return to do jogging
>and... that's it for the day

>"I don't care if she was here because she had to go to princess celestia, you can't just leave a dragon in front of my daughter's shop!"
>he just had to see his daughter right after she fainted
>"sorry sir, but that's not anon's fault. he did everything he could. he's not any princess, he can't fight a dragon!" reply lyra with resolute spirit
>at least she's taking your defenses
"and beside is not like I just leave her like that, lyra is reliable."
>lyra stands proud
"and in fact she looked after your daughter after I got away, taking that dragon with me"
>"and she did an amazing job, father" rose adds
>it feels good to be the one protected from time to time
>even from angry dads

Ys

Sweet this thread is back, GLaD to see you again you Italian Stallion bastard.

Now when Octavia is done on the /Moon/thread and if WriteSlut would come back to life we can get the party rolling again.

>>29068669

>>29069175
Are you writeslt?

Who here seen writesloot?

>>29071799
Nope.avi

>>29072225
I wish I knew

>>29068273
So Spaghetti Eater, have you lived your entire life in Italy?
You travel to see the other countries of Europe at all?

>>29068273
>"I'm tired of your excuses! "I'm sorry that diamond dog ate your flower mister fir" "that zebra know equestrian mister fir, you can speak normally to her" "can you stay away for a couple of days because I have to keep a manticore for fluttershy" "don't shoo away those griffins because they're royalty" and all other bullshits"
>he's usually all right but you can't stand him when he's angry
>"I'm done! I'm soooooo done this time!"
>both rose and lyra glance at you with questioning looks
>you shrug, there's not much you can do
>after 20 minutes of ranting mister fir stops and rose is able to bring him home, leaving the shop closed
>poor girl, you must thank her tomorrow
"sorry again lyra I didn't know he was going to her shop"
>"don't worry anon. how did it go with that dragon?"
"I left her to the princesses, she's not my problem anymore"
>"so you're free tomorrow?" says lyra smiling "there is trixie in town, she said her show improved a lot since the last time, we could..." she starts to play with her mane "go to watch her, and have some sweets later"
>she's so cute. you don't really want to hand out with her because of the awkwardness of the situation but it's difficult to say no to that, what could go wrong anyway?
"sure why not? when will start trixie's show?"
>"at 3 pm, we could meet at the sugarcube corner 10 minutes early"
>you will have all the time to make up for rose, hopefully
"ok, I'll be ready for tomorrow"
>she trots on the spot all exited
>"I'll go home, bye anon!"
>and she just bolts toward ponyville
"and, I'm going to rest"
>going inside your home you let yourself fall on the sofa
>this few weeks have been the most stressful since the minotaur incident and... "that"
>you don't want to remember it so you try to clean your thoughts
>you're about to sleep when a sound catches your attention
>it seems like a ticking
>something to the window
>opening your eyes to the source of the sounds you see only a small bird outside, poking the windows

>>29074106
I'm used to go to switzerland to see some relatives
beside that I just visited london, madrid and vienna

>>29074490

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Hey guys were is that AJ yandere story?

>>29075853
This?
http://pastebin.com/n359EJQw

>>29076205
Yes. I am disappointed they stopped now.

>>29060226
Le Bump

>>29076205
I want more of this pls

>>29076233
Stopped? Pretty sure that was the end. With Anon thinking everything was a dream and YandereJack getting what she wanted. monkeydick

>>29076233
Did they?

>>29076549
There's an end?
>>29076388
I'm not the writefag

>tfw the other writefags are ded
Is this further proof that Johnny is our saviour?

>>29074461
"just an annoying bird"
>you close your eyes, eventually the sleep overcomes you
>...
>*knock knock*
"it's open!"
>god... what have you done. the neck is killing you
>"you're finally home anon, I've got mails for you"
>you shift your position on the sofa, sitting there and swiping the sleep from your face
"thank derpy"
>"I've also a package from the princesses"
>you haven't send your fee yet, what could it be?
>the crick on your neck reminds you what you get if you sleep on the sofa
>helping yourself with the neared wall you stand up
>derpy leave a bunch of letter and a box on the table and come near you
>"a signature here please" she says as she give you her file
>signing it you wave at derpy as she fly out of your house
>the box is rather big, and weights a lot
>the letters are... bills, a leaflet for a concert of coloratura, a letter from lyra and one from twilight
>you start opening lyra's letter
>but right on the first sentence, you notice that this isn't lyra's mouthwriting
>"Hi anon, how have you been? sorry for cheating you, but if you read my name instead of lyra's you wouldn't open the letter. I'm sorry, really..."
>2 whole pages, impressive
>she must have know from lyra
>in the trash
>twilight's letter is more interesting
>"dear anon, my brother and starlight informed me that you returned to ponyville and that ember is currently with the 2 princesses. I'm happy to have you back. as you may already know I haven't told anypony of your task and I'd like you not to tell anypony about ember. the princesses wanted to have more discretion with this because having an adolescent dragon in town isn't like having spike. I should return in ponyville in the next few days for talking about ember. best wishes, twilight sparkle"
>fantastic, now you'll have to tell twilight everything you discovered about ember on the way here
>*chirp chirp*
>you watch on your left, a small bird just entered in your house
>don't minding it, you start to open the big box

>>29078132
>>29078137
And there he is.
How's the night, Johnny?

>>29052661

>You're Anon, you're a pretty likable guy, pretty social, and that's not all, you also hang out with 6 'normal' girls.
>Some of them are cute in their own way.
>Especially Twilight!
>'Man, those glasses are bretty hot!'
>After Art, you head back to your locker, thinking that you might have left your phone in it.
>A small, pink envelope glides down freely as the locker door swings open.
>You quickly grab the airborne envelope, and you notice that a big, single,heart-shaped sticker on the envelope is preventing you from opening it.
>Curious, you remove the sticker and open the envelope, and find out that the formating of the letter is in formal form.
>'Fancy.' you thought to yourself.
>A familiar scent hits your nose as you take a sniff on the pink letter.
>Your eyes dart around the hallway and to your relief saw no one around, but you felt fallowed.
>Your hands gently pull out the letter, and as your eyes jump from one word to another, you blushed.
"Blah blah blah, I'm your secret admirer, and I loved you ever since we met and blah blah, more words, meet me at the library around 5 in the afternoon."
>It's a damned love letter addressed to you, but why? Who wrote this letter? Is this a prank?
>You hide the letter in your pockets, and started heading to math class.
>You start guessing the identity of the writer. Going over potential suspects, you narrow it down to 6 people, the same 6 you have been hanging out for sometime now.
>You're now hellbent on finding out who wrote this letter.

>>29078282
I'll post one each day to stop page 8

>Math class with Miss Cheerilee isn't really what you would describe as 'fun'.
>But when you're in the same room as Pinkie Pie, even math becomes a party.
>"Pssstt! Hey, Anon! Hey! Hey, Anon!"
>And speak of the devil, it's your fun, party lovin' friend, Pinkamena Diane Pie, who's 'silently' trying to call you from behind.
>You turn around to reply.
"What is it, Pinkie?"
>"Wanna see somethin' keeewwwlll?!"
>Your eyes caught something she's holding in her hand...she has firecrackers with her.
>Thank God she doesn't have a lighter.
>"I've got some firecrackers, but..."
>And here's the part where she'll ask you if you have a lighter with you and you ought to reply with a firm 'Pinkie, I don't have one.'
>"...can you pass this on to Rainbow, please?"
>Rainbow Dash with firecracker, now that's something you've gotta prevent from happening...again
"Pinkie, no."
>"Preeettty please? Come on Anon, you're no fun!"
>'Did she forget what Rainbow did the last time?'
"Pinkie, did you forget what Rainbow did the last time you gave her firecrackers?"
>"Uuhhh, maybe? Why did you asked though?"
>THIS. GRILL.
"She threw firecrackers at unsuspecting bystanders for shits and giggles."
>"Oh yeah! We got in trouble for that one. You're right, Anon. Thanks for making me remember, I'm going to throw these out later."
>You're remembering something important. It has to do something with 5 PM.
>The letter!
"He--"
>"If you're thinking what I'm doing at 5 this afternoon, I'll be working my shift at Sugar Cube Corner so be sure to visit and buy something, Anon."
>You make a mental note that Pinkie can somehow read minds, and that Pinkie isn't obviously the author of the love letter in your pants.
>But if it's not her, then who?
>Returning to listen at Cheerilee's rambling about how 'X' can be any number, your mind still boggles at the mystery of this letter.

>>29078297
One a day you say?

>>29074461
You need to redo this post, its almost unintelligible. You're doing fine for the most part, but this one needs work.

>>29079038
can you tell me what I got wrong?
I do know the english grammar rules but I just can't see my own mistakes

>>29079679
You have a bunch of characters talking, but you wrote it as one bug sentence. Break it up, make one > per person.
Also you're introducing Rose in the post before as having fainted in her shop, bit she was never mentioned in the scenes where ember was there. So her being there is confusing.

>>29080318

>>29081220

>>29078999
Yep

Bumo

>>29079704
sorry, in the whole first line is just mister fir that is quoting anon's excuses, I will change how I use quotation marks in those occasions
I've introduced rose in this post >>29032663 just before anonymous and ember left house to go to canterlot

Anyone got the archive for the first thread?

>>29084121

1# https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28444671
2# https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28589980
3# https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28711476
4# https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28838417
5# https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28942278

>>29084152
Thanks, Johnny

>>29084035
Ah, I did miss that part then. Ok then, just the dialogue between non anon characters part then.

>>29078137
>snakes
>4 snakes with their heads severed
>the smell hits you hard and you lose your grip con the box
>its content get scattered all over the floor
>a snake head roll on your feet
>why
>what is this?
>why any of the sisters would send you this
>judging their smell, those snakes must have been killed yesterday
>because of your dangerous diplomatic tasks you were suspecting that they may not be completely sane but this is a whole new level
>wait...
>a flash of light hits you while walking toward the mess
>you get near the source
>a blue scale, few inches big
>a blue scale...
>no, it can't be
"ember..."
"what the fuck... why?"
>you search through the snakes bodies but there is nothing else
>is she teasing you? why? is she expecting something?
>do she want to eat you? she liked your blood
"I must tell someone..."
>but twilight isn't in town
>should you go to the princesses?
>but... the box was signed by them! they know!
"calm... calm..."
>maybe it's just how dragon gifts
>you said that you can't have much meat, and you ate snakes with her
>maybe she's just happy somehow and want to please you
>this makes sense
>she's a dragon after all
"let's just..."
>you can deal with it later... and roast those snakes maybe
>just 3 snakes fit inside the fridge
>the last one... you will have to toss it in the everfree forest
>*chirp* *chirp*
>that bird is still here, perched on the table
>opening a windows you shoo at it
"shoo shoo"
>*chirp* it doesn't move
"do as you like"
>the fourth snake got wrapped in a plastic bag, which is closed with scotch tape
>you write your fee for celestia and take you bits
>outside is still a beautiful day, a creepy gift can't ruin it for you
>you take 20 minutes for going to the everfree forest and toss the snake
>then, go to ponyville
"what can I buy for rose..."
>flowers aren't an option for obvious reasons
>the streets of ponyville are always quiet, with few ponies that greet you
>it's good to be back

Where is that green we were promised?

>>29078297

>Math class ended minutes ago and now you're headed back to your locker to get your science homework.
>As you were headed straight to the familiar hallway you were greeted by a gleeful, rainbow-haired girl.
>Said girl is also running and her direction is aimed directly at you.
"H-hey, Dash!"
>She's not slowing down, it seems she's even gaining more speed
>Only moments before collision do you notice that it's 2: 30 PM
>Only 2 and a half hour before the mystery girl or guy reveals herself and you took it upon your hands to find out her identity before the meeting.
>Her body collides with yours and both of you fell to the ground in an unfashionable manner.
>THUD
"Shit! That hurt, what's the big idea, huh Dash?!"
>You could try to insult her right now but that won't do much to her since she's this overjoyed.
>She probably found a hundred dollar bill on the way here.
>"Anon! Guess what!"
>Her voice echoes throughout the hallway, gathering attention from the other students.
"Wha--"
>"The school's soccer team asked me to join them in training later at 5! Can you believe it Anon?!"
>'So she's not the author, that's a relief.'
"Woah! Dash weren't you going on and on about joining the soccer te--"
>And once again she cut you off.

>>29084896

>"When I go pro, Anon. I'm going to visit you and the girls and give you really expensive gifts just to show how much of a good friend I am. I'm so humble aren't I?"
"Well, you are kind--"
>Third time! Damn it!
>"Hey, wanna skip classes and just chill at the clinic? 'Cuz it would be really nice to just sleep right now."
>You still have 2 hours before meeting this self-proclaimed 'secret' admirer of yours, so why just not chill for a while?
>You're already 10 mins late to science class, and you don't want the professor to be up your ass like last time.
"Sorry, Dash. I still have science class to attend to."
>She gasps in terror at your statement
>"Since when did you became an egghead, Anon? Is it infectious?!"
"First: I'm not an egghead, and second: It isn't even a disease. Well, I need go now, I'm already late to class, bye Dash."
>Her fists meets with your shoulder with an audible fwap.
>"And that's for stopping Pinkie from giving me the firecrackers. See 'ya later, Anon."
>And with that, the rainbow-haired girl disappears from your sight and your back to earlier predicaments
>The identity of the secret admirer. There's only four remaining suspects: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack and Twilight.

>>29084608

Cyka blyat.

Johnny can you come to Russia?

>>29086718
No, he comes to China

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>>29087217
No he comes to the U.S. of A.

>>29087566
No, he's going to Europa!

>>29088367
I guess you win since he'said in Europe.

>>29089922
But which country?

>>29089996
Almost Quads ahaha

Bump for mystery love letter story

Is writesloot ded?

>>29084901

>Quickly dashing from one hallway to another, you find yourself nearing your destination, Professor Accord's classroom.
>17 minutes late, and counting.
>A loud thud herald your entrance as the door slams on the wall, garnering the attention of both the students and the teacher
>"Late as always Mr. Mous, please take a seat and that will be 3 points deducted from your total grade this semester."
>You can only scream internally as your future slips away slowly.
>And as he commanded, you take a seat...right besides the school's very own, self-proclaimed fashionista and also your friend, Rarity.
>Her eyes follow your every move, her soft lips open letting out an almost silent, whisper.
>"Rainbow Dash?"
"Rainbow Dash."
>"She's been going on and on about that since early this morning. I can hardly wait to hear the outcome of her 'performance' with the team tomorrow. Don't you think she's being a bit too excited about this?"
>Sarcasm is visibly clear in her tone, and boredom is plastered all over her face
"Well, she did say it was her dream to join the team and all. By the way, did she also talked to you about going 'pro'?"
>"Actually, yes. Earlier at lunch, she blabbered about joining international sports tournament and having a big mansion. That girl sure has her eyes fixed on acquiring her dream, don't you say so, Anon?"
>'Ask her about the letter'

>>29090634

"Yes she is and Rars? Are you doing anything at 5 this afternoon?"
>She's also known as the school's gossiper
>"A-are you asking me on a date?" Her eyes widen and mouth lay ajar
"Nah, just asking because I got this love letter from my 'secret admirer', don't know if it's a prank though. I-is there perhaps someo--"
>"Anon, so far as I know, no one in the student body has a crush on you or admire you in such a way."
>'Ouch'
>Her hand cautiously waves at you, relaying a message that you should turn around.
>"Applejack and I are going to visit a nearby fashion boutique later after dismissal, so sadly I cannot accompany you on a date."
"I wasn't even asking."
>You turn around and you're met with Professor Accord's cold, piercing stare.
>You did what any idiot would do, smile.
>"5 points deducted from your total grades; Keep up the good work, Mr. Mous."
>Once again, you scream internally knowing that you might fail this semester
>Now back to your 'more' important problem that is not failing at this class; There are only two options left. Who is the mysterious admirer: Fluttershy or Twilight?

>>29090636
Can anyone point out if I did something wrong?
Or just criticise me

>>29090546
Yes.

>>29090709
>no hooves
I like it, and I can't wait to see our yandere
it's a very good start

>>29084333
>"hi anon!" pinkie jumps on the table she was cleaning to be on your height and whispers on your hear "how are you? did the dragons do anything to you?"
>a couple of customers are watching but they just shrug saying "that's pinkie"
>patting her you respond
"I'm fine pinkie, thank you. I actually arrived yeste-"
>"AND YOU DIDN'T COME HERE TO LET ME WELCOME YOU?!"
"low down your voice pinkie, and yourself. I was quite tired"
>pinkie pie jumps on the counter
>"then nothing will give you energy like my special pink coffee milkshake!"
"I'll take it, and one of your surprise box"
>pinkie starts to prepare the milkshake
>why is she taking strawberry?
>"who did you upset this time anonymous?"
"it's not my fault!"
>"my tail says otherwise, naughty monkey!" she giggles while shaking the mixer with milk, ice, strawberry and chili peppers
"I mean it! it's... just "that" problem. I didn't expected that rose would show up exactly when I arrived at home"
>"it's still your fault, you should pay more attention. but don't worry! pinkie is here to give you a hoof!"
>she disappear under the desk for few seconds and reappear with a gift bag already packaged
>"just for rose"
>pinkie start to drink the milkshake
"ehm... my order pinkie?"
>"I already done it" she answers as she just pull your milkshake out of nowhere "you must pay more attention, it's not good have your own head in the clouds all the time"
>not think of it
"thanks pinkie"
>you take your cup and the gift for rose but pinkie calls you
>"wait anon, did you get a pet from fluttershy?"
"no, why you ask?"
>"that little one looked at you all the time like you were its owner" she points to a table near you
>it's that bird
"I don't know it, it must has followed me"
>pinkie go to pet the little bird
>"ooow little cute blue thrush"
"you can have it if you like it"
>"I already have a pet anon" she giggles "and beside look at how it looks at you! it's clear that it like you"
>you shrug
"bye pinkie" you say as you head out

>>29091161
>right before the door closes behind you you hear chirp and that little bird fly out the sugarcube corner
>it poses itself on a bench, looking at you
>you don't mind it, all the ponies were like it the first weeks
>walking down the street, toward rose's house, you think about few things to talk with lyra
>since you're not a speaker, it should be better if you prepare something in case the conversation slows down
>a brief summary of political organizations of your world should do the trick, lyra loves this context explanations
>the smell of flower greets you as you enter in rose's neighborhood
>as pleasant as ever, they neighbors sure are lucky ponies
>your nose guides you on rose's doorstep
>ringing the bell you wait there, occasionally looking at a couple of foals that are playing in the nearby playground
>...is... that the little bird?
>"hi anon, I was right ab..."
>yes, it is. and it's not leaving you. did you do something to him?
>you can't remember the last time you got poultry for dinner
>"anon?"
>it's starting to annoying you, those little eyes aren't even blinking
>do birds blink int he first place?
>"anon!"
"wuaa..."
>rose tries to look where you were looking
>"beautiful right? me and my mother spent a full month to make that moss graffiti just right"
"wha... oh oh yes it's stunning"
>you weren't looking at it but let's play along
"I came here to apologize with you and your father"
>you hand the gift over to rose
>"damage management uh?" she says chuckling and taking the gift with a smile
"jeez... I just wanted to apologize..."
>"I was joking... what's wrong dear? your face tells me that you're filled with concerns"
"it's just..."
>what are you going to do? tell her that a dragon lord has send you a creepy gift with dead snakes inside?
"job worries. don't mind it"
>"all right then, I was right about to go to open the shop. what should I do in case I find a hydra that's eating my flowers? hahaha"
>said by the one that fainted because of bunnies

Bumoo

>>29093525

Yo

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I haven't finished the ember green yet and I'm already planning the mayor mare one
what I'm doing with my life...

>>29095666
Satan!

>>29095666
You are making the world a better place.

>>29090636

>You're now briskly walking to your next class, but this time around you expect not to be delayed by any hyper, rainbow-haired girl who just got accepted to a soccer team.
>Let's see your schedule. Hmm, Math at 1: 50, Science at 2: 30, and then Arts at 3: 10.
>Today at Arts you really don't have to do anything so you decided to sleep at the back.
>An hour and 50 minutes left before 5.
>It's a lot of time to guess the author's identity.
>You open the door to the classroom, and lo and behold, everyone is busy making small houses.
>"Did you forget to bring the materials, Anon?"
>Standing there in the doorway with his mouth open and catching flies is you.
>'How could you forget that today you were supposed to build bird houses? It's this class' project!'
"I-I Uuhh--"
>Behind your teacher is a figure with long, pink hair.
>"M-ma'am, I-I don't want to be rude but Anon's my partner for the project, I was just waiting for him. Now that he's here, we can get started."
>Did Fluttershy just save your ass?
>You gotta repay her back somehow
>The two of you walk side by side to her desk where a finished bird house stood proud atop the desk.
>It's painted in a bright green color, the design simplistic, yet satisfying and a bit quaint.
"Thanks for saving me back there, Fluts."
>"No problem, Anon. I know how much you value your grades so I just decided to help a friend, you're just like Twilight with your obsession on grades."
"It isn't an obsession and if there is anything I can do for you, just tell me, please."
>You take a seat besides her as you kept talking about each other's day, you notice that her eyes produce a faint glimmer each time she speaks about animals.
>'Oh boy! Does this girl love her animals so much. And s-she's just too damn cute!'
>"Anon, Uhm when you said you'd do something for me, did you really mean it? It's because I have something for you."
>Her smile reaches from cheek to cheek.

>>29096488

>Is she 'your' secret admirer? Is she the one who sent you that letter?
"Yeah, I meant it. Come on, you saved me from failing in arts class and you did the projeect all by yourself without my help, so yeah, I'd do it."
>Here it comes. The truth!
>"Can you volunteer at the animal shelter with me later at 5?"
>Volunteering at the animal shelter at 5, but you're supposed to meet someone at that time.
"S-sorry, Fluts. Can I just volunteer at some other day, just not today. I have some plans later."
>She sighs, looks like you just broke her mood.
>"T-that's fine, you can just join me on Friday. Is Friday fine for you, Anon? Or do you have plans on that day too, not that I mind."
>'You really don't have much to do on Friday other than playing vidya and a plethora of useless things, so why not volunteer?'
"Yeah, Friday sounds fine to me."
>And with those words her smile comes back together with her exuberant enthusiasm.
>Normally she'd be shy, but when it's about animals, she gets a bit aggressive.
>You continue to talk to her about animals. In reality, it's just her talking about how bunnies sleep and eat.
>And you're just there hanging to her every word.
>Since Fluttershy obviously isn't the author, it all points to Twilight as 'your' admirer.
>'Glasses wearing girls are a cute!'
>An hour and 10 minutes left before 5.

>>29097326

>>29092231
"don't try me, you could get a rather bigger surprise the next time I'm going to apologize"
>you both laugh
"I have to go now, have a nice day"
>"bye anon!"
>you wave your hand at her as you turn away
>this one is done, what next?
>your fee
>after looking around for a couple of minutes, your fee enveloped in a royal envelope gets inside the mailbox
>*chirp*
>yep, it's that little bird
>it has just perched on the mailbox
>maybe it just want to be pet?
>you try to reach it with a hand but it just fly away
"...this little..."
>calm down, it's not like it's doing anything
>just ignore it
>since it's only 11 and your... date... it's a date?
>"excuse me"
>you hope not
>it can't be
>seriously
>it's her friend! this can't be happening
>"ehm... you human?"
>it's already embarrassing talking to her, what is something happen?
>your gait gets more and more speed as you head to your usual street food shop
>"HUMAN!"
>suddenly you're aware of what your thoughts have been hiding from you
>a beautiful mare, with a light golden coat, black mane and tail and deep blue eyes calls you
>"finally, I have been told that you were much more polite than this. ignoring the calls of a lady like this"
"oh... I'm really sorry. I didn't mean it"
>you return to her slender figure
>she has nothing to envy from the princess of love
"I was just absorbed in though. do we know each other?"
>she adjust a black pair of glasses
>"I do know you, you're the "human" that is helping the princesses with most of the diplomatic affairs"
"yes, that's true. how may I help you?"
>"I come moved from canterlot. I arrived in ponyville just this morning and I thought that a famous and kind human that works in canterlot could help me"
"you're flattering me"
>well, you got 4 hours to spare
"I can help you, but I didn't catch your name"
>"I'm desert oasis, call me just oasis for short. can I call you anon?"
"sure. did you already do a tour of ponyville?"
>"not yet, anon. will you do it with me?"
"absolutely"

>>29097938

>>29099042

Le Bump

Fck

Is this thread dead?

>>29102042
Just a dry spell

>>29096491

>Today's classes ended quicker than expected.
>You're walking down the stairs alone, the sounds of your foot steps echo in the now empty school.
>Almost all of the students went home, the few left are scattered through out the school and the chances of meeting one is unlikely.
>You imagine the scenario that would happen later.
>There would be only the two of you in the empty hallway, the atmosphere perfect for her confession.
>You arrived at the meeting point earlier.
>Checking the time, you calculate how much you have left till 5.
>Or until Twilight confesses to you.
>It's 4: 53, only seven minutes left till the totally 'unexpected' confession from Twilight.
>You crane your neck left and right to see if there is someone there, and there she is walking slow towards you as if time itself slowed down, her hair bouncing and her eyes give out a faint glow or is it her glasses.
>Who knew Twilight's new bun hairstyle would compliment her nerdy look ,she truly is a one of a kind beauty.
>The moment she sees you, your heart flutters and her smile grew wider.
>She's nearing you slowly,but there's no way this moment can be ruined, right?
>She raises her arm and waves it at you.
>"Hey, Anon. What're you doing here? Err-Doing here after school I mean, normally you'd be at home by now."
>'How does she know that?'
"Oh, I was waiting for you, actually. And Twilight, I got the letter you sent for me."
>She raises her brow, and looks at you dumbfounded.
>"W-what letter?"
"Wait, what? Twilight can I ask you something?"

>>29102615

>"Yeah, sure go ahead."
>Time to know the truth.
"What are you doing at 5 today?"
>"You mean like right now? I was going to meet with Flash at the Sugar Cube Corner. H-he asked me out to a date."
>'So she isn't the author? Well fuck, looks like it was just a prank after all.'
>"Sooo what about that letter you were talking about?"
"Ah, what? Oh nothing, it's just...private. Too private to talk with you. Uhm...this is kinda awkward but have fun with your date."
>"Thanks, Anon. You're such a great friend."
>And with that she walks away, joy in her every step and gone with her is your hope for love.
>Looks like you just got pranked.
>Was it Pinkie Pie who set this up?
>Now you're just all alone contemplating on your choices in life, standing near the principal's office like an idiot who's dozing off.
>When all of a sudden your vision turns black, and a cold hand covers your entire face.
>"Guess who it is, Anon."
>An all too familiar, motherly voice spoke. Everyone in this school knew her voice, she gives out the first speech on Mondays and on Fridays too.
>"Did you get the letter I sent you? The one with the heart sticker?"
>So the author of the letter and your 'secret' admirer is none other than Principal Celestia.
>'Who knew?'
>Well that kinda explains the formal writing

>>29098188
>"and then she try to sell me a perfume! can you believe it? after the catastrophic evening I had because of her"
>oasis sips her tea
>she has been talking about her meeting with a sales representative with a cute yet refined attitude for a while now
>if you were looking for the word "classy" on the dictionary, it would probably have her picture under it
"sometimes they are too much stubborn. what did you do after that?"
>as you bite your croissant you check your watch
>2:40. it's late. did you really spend all this time with her? it didn't seem like that
>she's about to resume her monologue but you cut her first
"sorry oasis, I'd really like to continue but I'm needed somewhere else"
>"that's unfortunate" she says laying down the cup "but I understand your duties and I wish you a pleasant afternoon. thank you for your personal tour of ponyville"
>finishing your meal you stand up
"it's nothing. hope to see you again mrs oasis"
>"miss oasis for you"
>she winks at you
>she do is a beautiful mare
>shaking her hoof you start to head outside ponyville, following trixie's posters on the streets
>it tooks you 15 minutes to find her place, with a small crowd of unimpressed ponies
>"is she really changed?"
>"I hope so. I'm not willing to spend 30 minutes of my time on poorly executed magic tricks"
>"why there is a pine cone on the top of her stage?"
>"I don't know, some old jokes?"
>"I wish I was at home, playing videogames... the crowd is too loud... my hooves hurt... I'm hungry"
>"anon! I'm here!"
>lyra's mint colored mane catches your attention and you reach her in the middle of the crowd
>"nopony seems to expecting much of this..."
"I heard from twilight that trixie do have improved her skills, with starlight help. well, that's what she said"
>"we're about to find it soon"
>lyra seems a little uncomfortable
>she's constantly adjusting her mane and her dress
"did you change manestyle?"
>"you notice? I thought my mane was a mess and I fixed it. do you like it?"

>>29102042
Yup

Yup

>>29102616
I'm going somewhere, can't update.

>>29107003
Is okay, Lion be here

>>29102616
There it is, now to see where this goes.
Aside from the slow build, this is going over well.

>>29107695
Anon, I
>>29107003

Also what happened to that Sweetie Belle green? Did it end already?

>>29104353
"yes, I like it. it makes you look more elegant. your dress is pretty too"
>she blushes vigorously, how cute
>but it's still awkward compliment her
>the two of you remain still as trixie's show starts
>but in the middle of the show, while trixie was making some strange tricks with a top hat, that bird, that blue bird that is stalking you since this morning, landed on lyra's head
>you tried to shoo it away but it just flew off for a couple of seconds and then it returned into lyra's mane
>for all the time lyra watched the show, it looked at you
>the show lasted more than an hour, despite all the posters said that it would have lasted 30 minutes
>and that bird just looked at you
>this can't be a coincidence, but there is nothing that you know that would make birds have this behavior
>you're going to ask fluttershy about this
>right after the show ended, the bird flew off and now is nowhere to be seen
>you're impressed though, trixie do is getting better
>"it has been really funny!" lyra says while you two are returning to ponyville
"starlight's help is paying off. I hope to see her still improving and not getting a big head"
>"a bit more full of herself and she will explode hahaha!"
"hehe... you're right. do you still want to go to the sugarbube corner?"
>"Y-YES! I-I mean... yes I'd love to"
>this... is so awkward. and you're starting to have a strange feel
>like something is going to happen
>reaching cake's shop lyra stops you before entering
>"can... you... ehm... await here for a moment?"
"why?"
>"...ehm...,anon you can't ask those questions to a lady! I'll be right back"
>wait, what?
>before you can reply lyra enters inside
>did she prepared something for you? you didn't see anything strange before with miss oasis
"lyra? what are you doing?"
>looking through the window you see lyra talking to mr cake and pinkie pie, then going in the back
>OH GOD THAT FUCKING BIRD IS INSIDE TOO!
>did that thing get a human fetish or something?

Op mang

>>29102042
I guess so, we only have 2 active writefags

>>29107833
>"I don't think so, it seems like hypnotized"
>you jump at the voice
"pinkie!"
>"hi nonny! let's get inside~ you're not going to stay hungry and outside under my watch!"
>pinkie pushs you inside the sugarcube corner
"wait a second, lyra told me to not going inside"
>but since you wanted to know that's up for you don't going to make resistance
>"I know I know!" she says as you and her enter in the shop "it's all set, just sit there"
>pinkie forces you to sit on a table, facing the wall
>"she will appear any second now..."
>...
>"any second now..."
>...
"listen pinkie, can you tell me what are you two planning?"
>"nope! I pinkie promised" she says leaving you
>nothing comes to mind, there are no birthdays, festivity, anniversaries
>there are no reason fo--
>"hi... anon"
>you know too well that voice behind you
>you wish you don't
>your behavior in this cases is simple. don't reply, don't look, and go away
>"do you remember what day today is?"
>don't reply
>"it's our last romantic dinner anniversary"
>you stand up and head to the exit, you don't want to hear anything from her
>"please! I'm so sorry. I'm begging you, talk to me" she grabs one of your sleeves
>"say something to me, anything! please!"
>take a deep breath, don't look back
>move your arm, she will let it go before you're going to give her a wretch
>"please..." she say sobbing
>a bit stronger
>"look at me, at least look at me"
>stronger
>she let it go and you're free to go out
>"anon jus-"
>you close the door behind you and start to head toward your home
>that event wasn't expected and it completely ruined your mood
>of all the day lyra could have asked to hang out, why this?
>no... it's exactly because of this that she asked you out
>but you're not going to apologize
>as your stream of thoughts end, you're left with anxiety
>you enter at your house, sit on on front of the tv, and start a marathon of old films
>the blue bird watches you fall asleep on the couch, and fly off toward canterlot

Bump please, this is getting good. Thanks for writting

>>29109156
Even though there are the usual issues with capitalization and periods, I'm still enjoying your green. Keep it up.

Bumpo

So what are the unfinished greens right now?

>>29111668
mine, octavia, sweetie belle, breezie and yandere anon are the last active ones

>>29109156
>this feels great
>all nice and cozy
>you don't really want to get up from your bed and since you have nothing to do today
>just rest
>the blankets are really heavy though
>pull it just rig...
>this is not a blanket
>it's... round... long... hard...
"holy shit!"
>you try to jump awake on your bed, fearing some psycho is reaping you in your sleep
>but the blankets are too heavy
>opening your eyes you can't see anything around you, it's all dark
>you tense up and try to scream but the long hopefully-not-a-dick wraps around your head and cover your mouth
who remembers the scary movies?
"mmffmhhh!"
>this is how your life ends? raped by a tentacle monster?
>"shhhhh... "
>wait a second
>"did you like my gift, my little human?"
>as she asks you, 2 pair of red eyes open in front of yours
>the smell of ozone confirms your fear
>"you don't see too much happy to see me, anon"
>ember caresses your chin with a sharp claw
>"I missed you, you know? the princesses were so boring"
>then, your cheeks
>"but I must admit that the ponies accomplished rather interesting achievements. I didn't know ponies have such a complex society"
>her tail brushes on your hair, while she get comfortable on top of you
"mmff! fhfmmh!"
>"and then it struck me... I'd LOVE to know more about ponies... but none of them seemed to be comfortable with me around"
>you don't like where this is going, what about the negotiations?
>"but the princesses had an excellent idea" she continues, caressing your face "you will be MY... tourist guide, as they said"
>you don't get to reply, do you?
>"yes, they already approved. yes, I'll stay with you. yes, they will... come and check everything is ok... from time to time"
>her tail unwrap your mouth and you're able to speak again
"how come that no one told me anything?"
>you can't stay again with this crazy dragon
"no one asked if I was fine with this"
>"hahahaha... you're so cute anonymous..." she says licking your nose "but, I'm not asking"

boop

>>29117109

I think you guys would have an easier time if you just keep to AiE or Flutterrape. There are already many stories that fit the yandere criteria on both of those threads in the first place and you wouldn't have to make 5 bumping posts in a row

Also, bump

>>29113573
>you don't want this
"listen, my job is done. I'm not going to accept this task. I have other things to do"
>"like what? running away from crying mares?"
>what? do she know?
>ember stands up stretching
>"I would have never thought you were capable of such actions, ignoring that little pony like that" she chuckles "you naughty little human"
"what do you know?"
>"enough. what were their names? bon bon and lyra if I'm not wrong"
"how do you know? and how did you enter in my house?"
>"I'm the dragon lord, anonymous. do you really think is there something I can't do? now get up. I'm hungry and it would be nice if you would accompany me to hunting"
"what about you return to your lair and leave me alone? the negotiation is ended right?"
>ember looks a bit pissed at your last words
>"I'm already at my liar, you're going to stay with me for a LONG time, and the negotiation is going on"
"my house isn't your lair!"
>you hear her steps and see her eyes circling around you
>"I made a liar under your basement"
"but, I don't have a basement"
>"you do now, lucky human" she says "and I made few improvements at your house"
"why is all dark?"
>"and I thought that you wouldn't notice it" she laugh a bit "care to know?"
>you try to remember where were the windows and walk toward the one near the tv
>as you walk around in the dark you feel somethings strange on the floor, they aren't legos since you're not screaming in pain
>they feel like big and hard branches, some feel like bits and some feel like bags filled with stuffs
>touching the wall constantly, you finally find the window
>at your touch the windows became clear and transparent again and the light of the afternoon sun hits you
>then, you look back
>this isn't your house anymore
"what have you done?"
>"improvements, you can thank me later. now hunt"
>on the floor of your house are scattered countless golden bits, gems, bags of jeweleries and bones
>lots and lots of bones

>>29119605
>ponies, griffins, minotaurs, is that a chimera? there is even the skull of another dragon
>the walls are decorated with old paintings and weapons on the shelfs
>sculptures and old armors are tidily organized around your house
>"impressive right? all from my personal collection. your house will become my treasure room. a bit small, but I can live with that. we could always take another bigger house"
>you have to ask the princesses help, they couldn't really allow this
>she's turning your life upside down, in a wrong way
>twilight should be here today or tomorrow, hopefully. she won't allow this
>ember place a paw on your shoulder
>"what are you thinking anon? just tell me. it's about the two mares isn't it?"
"no..."
>she looks at you with a sly smile, and press on your shoulder
>"tell me anon. you don't need secrets when you have me" she tighten more and is starting to be painful
"I was thinking about how you could have done this in just one night"
>"I had a small help of the princesses"
>no, this can't be
>"I only needed to move my treasure from canterlot to your house"
>you're alone
>"now... what would you like to eat? you didn't have dinner last night. I wouldn't mind ponies, the ones that you left crying seemed particularly tasty"
"oh now dear celestia. you're not going to eat ponies!"
>"I can and I will if you don't come with me. let's have a tour of equestrian food, shall we?"
>she trapped you
>you can't say her no
>the princesses know about this
>she is not completely magic and she can still kill you with ease if you don't do as she want
>how things got this bad?
>your hopes are pun on twilight but before anything...
>mister fir is not going to like this
"you can't go in the middle of a rural pony town, you're a dragon! they will only escape from you"
>"princess luna and princess celestia have already resolved this small inconvenience" she says as she force you to the door
>as you open the door, you see both rose and mister fir reading a new sign

>>29120756

Writesloot ded.
Octavia missing.
That one anon is done or missing.
But we still have Johnny.
Merry Christmas you bastard.

>>29123074

Le Bump

>>29048342

Le Bump x2