Kiss Twilight Sparkles ass, would you?

>>29046288
Give me the pony and I'll sew my lips to her ass

>>29046301
that's one way to keep your mouth shut.

>>29046288
Only if she were a pony princess. Who wouldn't want to kiss the royal behind?

>>29046288
Format sentences like Yoda, you do

>>29046288
can I suck a fart out of it like taking a drag of a cigarette?

>>29046366
>TFW read in his voice I did

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>>29046288

>Would you, Trixie?
>Just pucker you lips like this
>*Pop pop*

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>>29046301
Think she likes that?

>>29046628
Sauce?
Reverse search gives nothing and I can't find it on Derpi with the terms I'm searching.

>>29046652
http://imgur.com/YUClGVF
Here

>>29046658
Danke

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>>29046666
>>29046628

nice

>Twilight winced as she lowered herself onto the green man
>As the tip entered she felt as if she were about to split in half due to the sheer girth of the three inch dick
>Yoda looked up at her as he pressed in ever forward, eliciting small contractions from Twilight's vaginal muscles
>After fully lowering herself onto the most powerful jedi in the galaxy, Twilight felt the head of his penis touch tips with her womb as he whispered in her ear
>"I sense a great disturbance in the force..."
>Without warning he rammed his throbbing cock into Twiggle's virgin pussy repeatedly as her eyes rolled back in sheer ecstasy
>The air got steamier as juices started to flow freely with each repeated slap of Yoda's balls against Twilight's asshole
>The sheer intensity was culminating and Twilight felt as though she could barely contain herself for much longer
>As Yoda's balls made repeated wet slaps the moment overtook her and Twilight threw her head back as her love poured over Yoda's lap in a big soggy mess

>>29046728
>However, Yoda was far from over and the puddle on his pants gave him an idea
>Still thrusting his love muscle into Twilight's depths he took one of the three fingers on his right hand and dipped it into the syrupy mixture
>"Stick my finger in your ass, I will!"
"Oh sweet Celestia!"
>Yoda's finger gently probed her butthole
>Twilight had to bite her lip in order to evade instantaneously cumming for a second time
>Suddenly she was flipped onto her hands and knees as Yoda started to take her from behind
>As he wailed like toad getting run over Twilight involuntarily bunching up the sheets in your hands
>Yoda is getting more frantic, like a Tusken Raider raping a Jawa
>With his orgasm drawing nearer, he again switches position so that Twilight was laying belly up
>"Cumming I am!" he screeched as his dick erupted a stream of refreshing Mountain Dew into her mouth
>Twilight drank the (lukewarm) Dew as she savored the citrusy taste, sloshing it around before finally swallowing
>Finally spent, Yoda seems to stare off to some unknown entity before whispering, almost inaudibly
>"Unlock double XP plus exclusive Titanfall Rewards with the code TITAN2 this weekend at dewanddoritos.com..."

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>>29046728
>>29046730
You're sick

>>29046288
I'd suck a fart from there just to tonguepunch it a few times.

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>>29046658
Oh yeah

>>29046658
>dykeshit
Ruined.

>>29046913
>"Oh man, I really love this pic! Who's the artist?"
>*Check artist's name*
>"lol what a shite drawing xD"

>>29046980
It's a good drawing, but it's ruined by the dykeshit. Kind of like how a freshly baked cake can be good, but it's not so good anymore once someone takes a massive shit on it, now is it?

>>29047055
I don't get it....the artist is a dyke or your hate it because it's lesbians? Because if the latter, what are you gay? Who gets off to male on female pony porn unless you're a cuck

>>29047064
Nah I'm not gay. I'm just a heterosexual male who doesn't find the appeal in watching 2 females fucking when there's no one to self insert into (unless you like to self insert as the camera man, but that kind of makes you a cuck too)

>>29046288
Underage no.

>>29046288
I eat ass.

>>29046288
obviously

>>29047064
he's a gay in denial

>>29046913
Atleast it's not incest.

>>29046288
Kiss it? I'll do more than that. I'll kiss and lick every square inch of it, jam my tongue in her asshole and make out with it, finger it, squeeze it, take photos of it, jack off onto it, fuck it, hotdog it, use it as a pillow for sleeping, manipulate the cheeks with my hands to use it as a ventriloquists dummy, put a candy bar into it and have her shit it into my mouth, eat off it, take candid upskirt shots of it, dress her in yoga pants and have her work out so I can watch it jiggle, jam my nose into it while I lick her taint, make her moon me, make her moon others, write "insert cock here" on it with a sharpie and an arrow pointing to her hole, jam a 10 inch black dildo in it, jam a horsecock dildo in it, jam a buttplug in it and make her walk around all day with it in, and love it.

>>29049779
Not really, just not a c/u/ck.

>>29050275
You are basically saying you want to watch a male fuck your female of choice and pretend you are the male, as opposed to watching two females get it on and imagine what it would be like if you were there with them.
So in other words instead of being twice as straight you are a super crypto-cuck.

>>29050313
Holy fuck you are literally retarded.
>imagine what it would be like if you were there with them
Yeah, and fap in a corner as I watch 2 LESBIANS (you know, girls who aren't attracted to men?) go at it and want nothing to do with me? Yeah, no thanks, that's kind of the definition of a cuck.