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Here's a fun little dilemma
So I have this plush of Twilight (pic related, looks a lot like that one) and keep it on my shelf alongside my ps2 games, and it's angled at the wall of my shelf to where someone at the door wouldn't really see it unless they went out of their way to look at it.
One day I come home from school to see the tiny book horse mysteriously gone from it's comfy place.
Turns out my dad and brother found the plush.
I come out to the living room and notice my brother's holding it in his hand, my did giving me a very serious and stern look.
Now my dad is very anti-gay, and my brother's been concerned about me being a "Man." Clash the two and they try to have a sit-down with me and concern that I might be gay. They knew I watch the show from time to time, and do loads of drawings, but apparently getting merch was the last straw.
Here's the thing, though:
It was a gift from my girlfriend. Who I lost my virginity to.
So how do I convince my family that even though one interest of mine involves "girly bull crap for eight-year-olds" as my brother is so quick to put it I'm not gay and perfectly healthy?
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>>29044050
get your girlfriend to attest that she gave it to you.If you 2 are still together
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Stop living in the south.
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>>29044050
Sounds like your gf was fat
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>>29044050
challenge you dad to a fight out back and say who ever wins gets their way. beat the shit out of the old man and call him a faggot and he should grow a pair of testicles. If he does want to fight you tell him hes the gay pussy
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>>29044305
legend
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>>29044050
>Now my dad is very anti-gay
>my brother's been concerned about me being a "Man."
Stop living in the south
Or do >>29044305
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>>29044050
Just tell them that. I got into a similar problem as this one. Long story short, I was able to buy more after fighting in the house. Had to replace the table.
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>>29044050
tell your parents to fuck off. wtf nigga
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>>29044050
>still living with your family
I guess you father is right
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>>29044444
Quints confirm
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They will likely never drop this and hold it over your head no matter what you say, so just make out with your father and brother and tell them you are gay.
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>>29044444
It's the truth.
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>>29044050
Just show em the absolutely massive amount of porn this fandom has accumulated over the years and say you like to fuck horses. What southerner doesn't? Besides, a man can ride a horse but a real fucking man can RIDE a horse. Get what I'm sayin? Prove your manliness by fucking a real horse.
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>>29044050
Tell them the truth OP youre a faggot
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