Its's Your Unlucky Day!

>>29042144
>dash plushie
i would be so happy to choke on waifu

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>>29042144
my swiss knife

>>29042144
>BD XL Chance
Good way to go

>A used tissue

Good luck with that

>>29042181
>It turns out the tissue in question is so encrusted with Anon's ancient sperm that it's as rigid as a credit card and Ponks drives it right through his neck.

>>29042195
>implying ponk couldn't stab someone with a wet tissue

>>29042181
>choke to death on a cum soaked tissue

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>>29042235
my sides

>>29042144
>Glock 19
well then

>>29042144
>a toothpick

this is gonna be painfull

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>>29042144
>Lego

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>>29042144
Beaten to death by my Blue Snowball mic.

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>>29042144
An entire Christmas tree

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>>29042144
>Soda can
Painful

>>29042472
what
its dec 12 dude
isnt it a bit early

>>29042312
at least she will end the job properly than (you)

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>>29042412
rip my man

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>>29042144
>a pillow

>>29042144
>Death by chicken breast footlong
Fuck me

>>29042144
>A plushie of her
>Not bouncy but straight haired and all that

>>29042508
Bitch, my tree was up Nov 1st.

There is nothing to my left though.

>>29042472
You deserve to have that entire thing shoved up your ass
Promptly end your life, my good man

>>29044394
>>29045254
This

>My copy stand
Death by a thousand paper cuts.

>>29043747
>choking to death on Pinkamenas massive sandwich

Muh fetish

>>29045231
Really? Nothing? Are you in space?

>>29045294
Maybe he is. Or perhaps there's just a wall there.
>>29045231
In which case, she slams your head I to the wall until your skull is jelly

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>>29042144
Fuck

>>29042144
>A throw-pillow
Uh

>>29042144
>Laying in bed, shitposting on my phone.
>On my left side.
Being smothered by a memory foam pad doesn't sound so bad.

A half-eaten 18g box of "Fresh Mint" Tic tacs.

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>>29042144
>Boyfriend reads file
>chuckles a bit and said
>"Pinkamena kills me with my Waifu"
I'm confirmed an Object...
I'm drinking tonight
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>>29042144
>my bong

I'm ok with this

>>29042144
>Party pink Sugar Star
>death by snoo-snoo
Fuck me. Literally. I hate over-stimulation.

>>29045294
Yes, I'm on the left-most side of the universe, there is an empty void of unknowable proportions to my left and it's eternally getting closer help please help

>my wallet

So that's what I'd get for not spending all my change and unused gift cards from past Christmases.

>>29045636
Is the box broken, Doctor?

>>29045636
post pics

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>headset

I guess she could strangle me with it

>>29045549
you count as an object and not just in the sad way but in the existing way.

>>29045830
KMS :)

A spoon.
That sounds unpleasant.

>>29042144
>papers I still need to shred

Huh, well looks like I dodged a bullet, ther-
>death by papercuts

Mother of God!

can of fly spray

>>29042144
A gas stove? I guess I'm fucked.