Nightly Scilight Thread #131

Also I would like to make an apology
last thread I promised I would make a starlight story, I never did because the last two weeks have been extra chaotic
I'm sorry that I was unable to do that but I still have plans to finish it and post it
thanks for understanding
jojo is a shit

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Tomorrow is the last day of the semester, so stuff IRL for me will finally calm down.

BoringLight will be returning in a couple days, with more comfy adventures now that Twi and Sun are back together. Be prepared for *lots* of make-up cuddles.

In addition, RariTwi and TreeTwi will both be finishing up soon, and SugarVamp will be entering its next arc.

Wew, that's a lot. See you all soon

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I guess this is the place to post this since it's a Scitwi thread.
Her name is Ashwood Nightfall. Daughter of Scitwi and Timber.
R8, h8, call it b8

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>>29041362
I was actually wondering what happened to you. Good to hear you are alive, JoJo.
Now, the real question is: Where the fuck is Chronos?
>>29041492
>This whole post
I'm in heaven.

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Here's that pastebin again for ya'll that missed those last few posts of the Starlight special I was writing.

http://pastebin.com/FnNwm1x9

Ya'll can likely expect for me to continue BBSA Act III: REVELATIONS fairly soon as well!

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>>29041520
That hair is vaguely familiar

>>29041539
I don't know who that is but I think the artist was trying to make it resemble Timber's skully. I think she did a good job.

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>>29041521
I hear he got the pokemon autism fever and disappeared into his man cave to shiny hunt...
But that's just a rumor.

>>29041520
>My daughter's daughter.
New meme
Too bad Timber was killed from a shotgun blast for going out with a teen and being a rapist.

>>29041585
I hope you grew a beard along with that shiny.

>>29041638
No. Ishi confirmed they are only about 1 year apart. Perfectly normal.

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>>29041647
I'm in the process of growing my winter beard yes.
Pic mostly unrelated

>>29041492
Are you going to keep making Call of C'thulu videos with other writefags? I've really enjoyed the comedy horror and silly characters. OP took that gopher like a champ.

It's still pretty surprising just how autistic EQGWF is irl. Does she ever play anything that isn't an insane little girl?

>>29041977
EQGWF is playing a autistic Trixie

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>>29041977
Considering she plays a loli psion in Chronos' DnD game, I'm gonna go with a solid 'no' on that one, anon.

>>29042232
Game Grumps is shit without JonTron but twilight is pretty cute in that style

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>>29041995
Violet Blackmore is in no way Trixie. For starters, Trixie is a full functioning adult who is always right, she is Internet famous, she loves her parents and she has mastered the arts of the katana.

And Violet Blackmore is a teen who has daddy issues and along with the treatment of her mother she has entered a gothic phase (It's totally not a phase though.) as a means to cope with that. Also, she thinks katanas are boring.

>>29041866
This pleases me.

>>29042398
Oh, and I forgot, Trixie is rich.

>>29042398
EQG, stop trying to deny the autism. You played the same character in three campaigns so far. You also write Autism Trixie into literally everything.

Honestly, I'm surprised Jeff keeps bringing you into games when all you do is try to pull this nonsense and bitch at him.

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>>29042398
>Violet Blackmore is a teen who has daddy issues

She's 12

>>29042583
>12
She goes to bars and drinks and has a job. No way she's 12.

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>>29042570
Honestly the two aren't even comparable. Trixie is lovable : ^ )

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>>29042570
>Implying I am EQGWF
I am just an anon, anon, and I am just stating the facts.
Also, Jeff loves the autism.
It seems to me you are just a salty "no fun allowed" kind of guy

>>29042583
Ah, yes, I forgot, she sounded so mature that I thought she was older.

>>29042612
You should listen to the podcast, friendo.

>>29041492
Tell me about PDEs, Jeff.

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>>29041977
Yeah, they'll keep happening. Part 2 of this adventure should be coming in a couple days.

>>29042632
They're p bad, my dude.

>>29042570
Ha! She's a super convenient Jar Jar Binks for the group. And, as we all know, Jar Jar was the key to everything.

>>29042624
Fun is one thing, being an autist "I'm the new Old Man Henderson" nuisance is another. The fact Jeff let Trixie kill a monster with a katana is bad enough.

I'm pretty sure you're EQG so I'd just ask that you tone down the sperg stuff. Literally how any of the writefags deal with you, especially Jeff as DM, I have no idea. You can deny being autistic all you want but your actions speak very loudly.

>>29042697
>comparing me to Jar Jar
I tried to stay out of this but you're just going way too far now. Stop slandering my good name in this thread >:^

There's nothing autistic about me, this is my first post in the thread, I am very smart and eat good food and am in peak physical condition and have zero autism (a doctor has told me this all just repeating it). Ask anyone, my jokes are very funny and I'm good at RP and very creative.

You're right about me being the key to everything though.

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>>29042716
>being an autist "I'm the new Old Man Henderson"

Firstly, Old Man Henderson was WaffleHouseMillionaire's way of dealing with a shit DM and getting revenge. It wasn't about blatantly trying to break the game, it was using a character that was incredibly complicated in the backstory department to deliberately fuck with a shit DM for screwing the players over for literally no reason, other than them being a shit DM that doesn't know how to run a game.

Secondly, the only one who has even tried to do that in any official capacity, to emulate WHM, is me in Chronos' DnD game, and I stopped that shit plan when I realized that what I was doing was kind of being dickish and Chronos is actually pretty chill.

Learn your fucking memes and /tg/ stories, newfag.

>>29042716
And as I have told you time and again, anon, you are the autist, your obsession falls pretty high on the spectrum.
Any of the other writefriends will be able to tell you that I am not Ekwig.

>>29042697
>EQG immediately proves that you're right
i was almost about to say that the jarjar thing was a little harsh

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>>29042716
If I wasn't cool with the antics, I wouldn't let them happen. I enjoy a little good-hearted 'tism from time to time.

>>29042782
Case in point.

>>29042782
>peak physical condition
Are you sure he didn't say "weak physical condition"?

>>29042786
>Old Man Henderson
I am reading this because I got curious. Man /tg/ has the best things.

>>29041539
Did they finally add more girls to that game? I was beginning to think the day would never come.

>>29044640
>Night Light looks down on the shimmigrant.
/ourguy/

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+{]:^)

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move aside, bitches
best waifu comin through

>>29045567
she can count to appul

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>>29045567
Approved.

>>29047206
That must be the most uncomfortable shit ever to walk around.

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>>29045567
That's not Shamwow

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>>29047253
That's wrong because she gives her anons cancer.

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>>29047258
It's worth getting cancer to be with someone so great

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>>29047274
At least best girl gives me shark DNA.

>>29047274
I will be honest here, I like Sunset most of the time. In fact, one of the only times I ever masturbated to a green was one where she had a dick. I also liked her character more when she was a bitch.
Other than that, SciTwi is best girl.

>>29047274
Id fuck sunset

>>29047533
I would fuck your son's mother.

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>Bringing Trixie to one of Treehugger's parties was a mistake
>You haven't been smoking long, but you've still met your fair share of the "bad" marijuana users
>You've met everything from those philosophy-dropouts who endlessly prostelitize about their "enlightened" view of the world, to the paranoid fucks who start to barricade the door because they heard police sirens on TV
>But you've never met anyone quite like Trixie
>Mostly because she WON'T STOP TALKING
>"Dude, Twilight..."
>Trixie shambles up to you, her eyes so red they're practically glowing
>You're busy trying to derive Einstein's conception of relativity from Galilean mechanics, something that always comes easier when you're under the influence
>But Trixie bumps you so hard you drop the pencil, then plops down next to you on the couch
"Not now, Trixie! This is important!"
>"I know it is, dude! Trixie just had the *coolest* idea ever! What if--"
>She takes a deep breath
>You're about to clamp your hands over your ears, but she grabs ahold of them and holds them against her chest
>"What if we made a movie together!"
"That's a terrible idea."
>"It is a very un-terrible idea, because Trixie thought up the coolest plot ever! You know what a monster truck is, right?"
"Uh... yeah?"
>"Well, Trixie was thinking, how trippy would it be -- or, as Trixie likes to say, how Trip-xie would it be --"
>Trixie elbows your ribs
>You don't laugh
>"...if we made a movie about monster trucks, but it's an actual monster! Inside of a truck!"
"I expect nothing but the stupidest, most asinine bullshit from you, Trixie, and you still manage to exceed my expectations."
>"G-guh!? How do you not think this is cool? Just imagine it! There's a truck, right? And instead of driving it, they capture a fucking GIANT SQUID and make the squid fuse with the car, and then they drive around in a squid car!"
>Trixie's hyperventilating now

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>>29047954
"Trixie, sometimes I wonder if you have the actual capacity for thought, of if you're just the living avatar of some primordial god of bad ideas."
>"Trixie is none of those things! Trixie is an artistic genius! Mark Trixie's words, Twilight Sparkle!"
>Trixie finally lets go of your hands, jumping to her feet and posing in front of you
>"Trixie's idea is brilliant and amazing, and it's going to be made into a movie that'll air all across the the world! Millions will appreciate Trixie's art!"
"I'm sure they will."
>"You don't understand! It's a squid in a car! TRIXIE IS SO ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!"
>Finally, you manage to clamp your hands over your ears to shut her out
>Stupid Trixie, and her stupid ideas

>It's been two years since that night
>You get home from school and plop onto the couch, exhausted
>Another day of listening to Trixie, and her terrible ideas
>You honestly have no idea how she still functions, being so dumb
>Chuckling to yourself, you flick on the TV to watch some little-girls' shows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQGawWqJdfs

>...oh
>Oh no

>>29047975
Is the movie "good"?

>>29047975
Trixie would be the most fun to get high with
best high girl other than treehugger

>>29047975
Thank you Jeff

>>29047975
Does this take place after Treehugger and Twilight are already amazing stoner lesbians for each other?

>>29048726
It's a flick

>>29044767
best dad 2016

>>29048977
Ah, so in /v/ terms it's an 8/10 game.

Flatlight is the best light

>>29049654
It is. I like pig disgusting cow tits as much as Chronos, but I love the feeling that a flat chest can give a man.

>>29049762
Might as well go full trap fag at that point

>>29050024
Who says I haven't?
It's not gay as long as you do it ironically.

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>>29050118

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>>29050442
It does.

I will blogpost a little:
When I was in kinder (it was in a daycare at my mom's work), at the time we were told to sleep, I had foot sex with a female friend of mine who was my same age (not rape, I mean, we were both 5 year olds) we did this on a daily basis, and she also sucked me off once. 5 year old me was such a fucking alpha and now I am an idiot who can't talk to another human without spilling spaghetti. I managed to have friends, by bringing them down to my level of degeneracy, they were good people before. I am literally male Tomoko.

Fucking kill me.

>>29050568
Also
>inb4 EQGWF.

I am not.

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Hey dudes. If anyone is bored, some new CoC is starting at nine-ish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c4HEiqt-eE

>>29050982
I was actually hoping you would do the game today since I have a test on Wednesday.
I love you, goy.

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>>29049762
Even I keep Twi flat, I'm not a monster!

>>29051198
flat twi is good
busty moondancer is better

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>>29051686
Can't argue there
REALLY wish there was more non pleb tier moondancer art out there, I have very little Moondancer art that isn't just super models with her general look.

>>29051686
Too bad Moon is a shit character. But I agree, the big tits fit the character.

>>29052215
Twi abuse stands for immediate deportation.

>>29050982
Oh man good session guys pretty fun

So, the other day I had an orgasm while drinking coffee and yesterday I had a three hour boner I think I need to go to the hospital.

>>29053620
Wut

>>29053929
Just did some research, I don't know about the boner, but turns out spontaneous orgasms are triggered by stress.
Who would have thought?

>>29054472
I wish I was SciTwi to make a keikaku to kill a) Twilight for rustling my jamales and probably blueballing me more than once; and b) Sunset, for allowing the blueballing to happen and being a bad waifu.
I then would go with the stylish slut known as Rarity and we would live happily ever after.

I wanna draw a picture. It's basically Twilight and three other characters dressed as FF XV chars. Who would be the three companions accompanying....princess.....Twilight.....
Holy shit that would make so much sense

>>29055040
Sunset, Moondancer, Starlight.
I would say something about the game but this isn't /v/, so I will leave the shitposts for that board.

>>29055067
You were about to shitpost about the game? You're weird

>>29055067
>Starlight
>Not Rarity.
This was a shitpost in itself

>>29055117
Starlight is better than sluthorse

>>29055224
Have you played the game? There's the MC, the "little brother" the "Wildman big Brother"" and the "fancy sophisticated one".
Rarity fits it to a T.

>>29055117
When I posted I thought of that, also adding some AJ instead of bacon, but I don't normally delete posts.
>>29055111
This song will illustrate the mindset of /v/, by proxy, my mindset:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4
The other day we had a porn thread until it hit 600 replies and 100 pics in like an hour

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Hey dudes. More Twi x Tree coming in hot.

http://pastebin.com/u9euM6Vh

>”So, Ms. Sparkle?”
>Despite your best efforts to keep a low profile during Ms. Cheerilee’s class, she goes right to you when asking for progress updates
>”How’s your project going?”
“It’s, um… w-we’ve been attempting to begin our p-preliminary r-research.”
>Your teacher gives an approving nod
>”That’s good to hear. Ms. Treehugger, do you have anything to add?”
>Treehugger leans back in her chair, propping her feet up on her desk
>She snaps finger-guns at Ms. Cheerilee, grinning
>”It’s rad.”
>Though she hides it well, you can swear your teacher is about to roll her eyes
>”That’s, um… also great to hear! Anyway, back to the lesson…”
>You turn around in your chair to glare at her
>She flashes you a thumbs-up

>After class, as is your custom, you make your way down to the basement to eat lunch by yourself
>The cafeteria is too full, and if you eat outside, someone might ask you to join in a game of Ultimate Frisbee
>Which, you know from experience, is a recipe for abject humiliation
>So you find your familiar spot between two dilapidated book-cases, take a seat, and plop your lunchbox in your lap
>Your surroundings are dusty-gray and dark, so you keep your eyes on the ground while you open the box
>There’s not much inside: just a granola bar and a bag of Cheez-Its you threw inside before you and Treehugger left
>As you eat them, you can’t help but with your mom was still capable of making you lunches, like she used to
>Lazy footsteps at the end of the hall startle you out of your musings
>Looking up, you can see a dim, dreadlocked figure sauntering towards you through the dim halls
>”Dude. Twi, you down here?”
“W-what are you doing here?”

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>>29055614
>”Gah!”
>She jumps, spinning in a circle
>”Dude, don’t freak me out like that. Where are you?”
“I’m…”
>This is your chance to get rid of her, you realize
>You could just keep silent, and she’d probably wander around forever looking for you
>But Internal Twilight, dumb precocious little fuck that she is, takes over your speech faculties
“I’m r-right here.”
>”Where? I can’t see you, dude.”
>Treehugger freezes in her tracks
>”Are… are you a ghost?”
“W-what?”
>”Oh, shit. That’s it, isn’t it? You’re a ghost, and you only exist on fateful days when I come looking for you. This is, like, where you died, and now I’ve intruded on your sacred lair. Whoa, dude, I’m *so* sorry—“
“I’m r-right here, you idiot! Look d-down!”
>Treehugger finally spies your hiding place
>”Oh! Hey!”
>She takes a seat across from you, opening up a sack filled with veggie sandwiches, apples, multiple bags of chips, and what looks like half a cabbage.
>”Is it a ghost rule that you have to stay there? Because that looks *super* uncomfortable!”
“I’m not a ghost, you s-s-stupid moron!”
>”Hah. Whatever you say, ‘totally-alive Twilight Sparkle.’”
>She pulls out the half a cabbage and starts to eat it raw
>”Man, dude, you have no idea how this is good. Sorry you don’t get to know what it’s like to eat, being noncorporeal and all—“
>Treehugger notices the tiny bag of Cheez-Its in your lap
>”Oh! Food! You’re not a ghost at all!”
“T-that’s what I was trying to say!”
>”You gotta quit leading me on like that, man. It ain’t cool to play with a girl’s emotions that way.”
“Y-you… I h-h-hate you so much.”

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>>29055640
>”And I love you in return, my dude. Gotta keep that balance, right?”
>She clasps her hands together, and bows
>You throw your empty Cheez-It bag at her
>It bounces right off her dumb dreadlocked head
>”What’s wrong, dude?”
“N-nothing! I just don’t w-w-want to be bothered!”
>”…oh.”
>Treehugger folds her legs up under herself, sitting cross-legged
>”Am I messing stuff up for you? Because if I am, I can leave.”
“I… I d-didn’t mean it like that!”
>Treehugger looks genuinely hurt; or, as genuinely hurt as she can look in her perpetual drug-stupor
“I j-just… what do you always s-s-say such dumb, a-asinine stuff?”
>”Dumb? What’s dumb about it?”
“It d-doesn’t make any sense!”
>”I mean, neither does a lot of what you say. At least, it doesn’t make sense to me. Because I don’t get it, I guess. But I still like listening to it.”
“W-wha… you d-do?”
>”Um, yeah? Why do you think I asked Ms. Cheerilee to put us in the same project group?”
“T-that was you!?”
>”Uh, yeah.”
“W-w-why?”
>”Because you’re a genius?”
>Your mouth works wordlessly
>A soft, tender moment stretches between the two of you, in which the only sound you hear is the hammering of your own heart
>Well, along with Treehugger chewing on her giant cabbage
“A… g-genius?”
>”Yeah? Like, I mean, you kinda are. Right?”
“I… I have n-no idea. N-no one calls me anything l-like that.”
>”No one? Aren’t you, like, top of the class and stuff?”
“Well y-yeah, but none of that r-r-really matters. I’m j-just good at taking tests.”
>You shake your head
“T-that’s not important. I d-don’t want to talk about myself. It f-f-feels weird.”

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>>29055668
>”Oh, alright.”
>Treehugger takes another huge bite of cabbage, speaking through a mouthful of chewed leaves
>”I’m sorry if I’ve been bothering you, though. For real. I guess I just get excited, sometimes, when I’m around people I love.”
“…l-l-love?”
>”Yeah, man.”
>Treehugger makes a heart in front of her chest
>”Gotta surround yourself with people you love, right?”
“Oh, y-yeah. I get what you mean.”
>”Did I say something wrong?”
“N-no! I… n-no it’s c-c-cool.”
>Treehugger’s face suddenly lights up
>”Oh! I know what’s wrong! You barely brought anything for lunch, dude. You’re probably starving.”
“I m-mean, I…”
>”Here. I could stand to cut back.”
>She tosses you broccoli-and-tomato sandwich
“I, uh… a-are you sure? I don’t want to take—“
>”Nah, man. You like you could use some decent food, honestly.”
>Treehugger smiles
“Uh, y-yeah. Thanks.”
>You wolf down the sandwich in three bites; you honestly can’t remember the last time you tasted hand-made food, and it’s beyond delicious
>”You sure you’re alright, dude?”
“I’m f-fine!”
>You speak through a mouthful of sandwich, accidentally spraying crumbs all over Treehugger
“J-j-just, uh, t-thanks. For the f-food, and for t-t-talking to me. And I’m… I’m s-sorry for b-blowing up at you, earlier.”
>”Nah dude, it’s all good. You’re really passionate about the stuff you like. It’s really cool.”
>It’s difficult to make out the features of her face in the darkness, but you’re pretty sure you can see her smiling
>When you try to speak, your voice catches in your throat

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>>29055678
>All across your body, something warm and electrifying feels like it’s flowing across your skin
>It’s weird, and awesome, and terrifying, and you have absolutely no idea what the hell to do about it
>So you jump to your feet and start hastily packing your things
“Y-yeah. Anyway, uh… I s-should probably get back to c-c-class…”
>”Already, man?”
“I, uh… I n-n-need to, uh… g-g-get some work done! F-for the project!”
>”Oh, right. The project.”
“Y-you forgot already!?”
>”Of course not, man. I just wasn’t thinking about it.”
>For a second, your hands clench, and you’re ready to go off on Treehugger again
>But the taste of the food she shared with you still lingers on your tongue, and so you find your anger abating as quickly as it arose
>”I’ll be over at your house tonight, okay?”
“Y-you… alright.”
>You unclench your hands and drop your eyes to the ground, unable to meet Treehugger’s eyes
“I’ll s-see you tonight.”
>And then, before she can say anything else, you turn on your heels and sprint back up the stairs
>Your thoughts are in a whirl, and that strange electrical feeling still covers you
>When you finally reach an empty classroom and collapse into a chair to catch your breath, you lay your head in your hands
>You should have told her, you know
>But you couldn't
>How could you have told her that that was the first time someone's told you they love you in seven years?

More coming soon!

>>29055730
>How could you have told her that that was the first time someone's told you they love you in seven years?
Why must twilight always suffer so? At least treehugger is good for her, and to her.

>>29055614
For being independent she is pretty lazy, that also explains why she is 95 pounds.

>>29055640
Ah, that pic reminds me that I didn't like Tree Hugger at first, no one should get in the way of a bro like Discord and his waifu. But, she has grown on me.
>>29055730
>How could you have told her that that was the first time someone's told you they love you in seven years?
This feels like Shinji from Evangelion.

So what do you guys think EQG 5 will be

>>29057515
They go to college but they drop out to become a part of the PC police who will rise and cause a Civil War against all those who aren't special snowflakes. Trixie will end up saving the day by the power of autism and Magic The Gathering.

>>29057515
Twilight will marry Timber and have his baby.

>>29057689
Ah, yes, I also expect Hasbro shitposting once more. Too bad they wrote a child fucker as a boyfriend though.

>>29057689
They become seniors, wear pretty dresses, cuck shimmigrants, and introduce a new one off character with barely any personality, who will be rainbowed the fuck out of, and I want to cum inside Iceman

>>29058172
>spoiler
Who doesn't?

>>29058285
Well, I am mixed on the subject, I know he is yandere about Jeff, and I dislike yandere characters so, personally, I want him to be cucked. You can make it double cucking if Jeff fucks one of his SciTwi dakimakuras

>>29058369
Someone post the Jeff cucking Iceman with EQG picture

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>>29058525
I don't normally spoon-feed anons (I mean, it's literally in the last fucking thread), but I am feeling oddly generous.

Also, when I said that Jeff kinda looks like the drawing I didn't mean to say that he was ugly, it's just that the shape of his head kinda looks like that. He is quite good looking, if I was a little girl I would let him sniff my hair, maybe even impregnate me.

>>29058628
That's a little too lewd, anon

Is iceman × jeff otp, or is jeff x eqg to cuck iceman otp?

>>29058945
I would say that Jeff cucking IceMan with anybody is OTP, as long as it gets the job done.

>>29058945
>>29058990
>>29058628
>>29058525
Okay, this thread is beyond saving with this kind of degeneracy. Shipping writefags? Really?

Fine, let's just ship all of them in an unholy mound of polyamory (except for Iceman who gets cucked). Drawfags get on it.

>>29059546
>Okay, this thread is beyond saving with this kind of degeneracy. Shipping writefags? Really?
we did that 80 threads ago

>>29059546
You faggots keep me out of this.

>>29059631
Fine let's write fucking greentext about it then. Circlejerk over the writefags. You know, I always thought /nst/ was better than that. Some generals even have fucking writefags fucking one another in huge gay orgies at BronyCon. Everyone brings a horse dildo and they all just fuck each other's asses, like /ccg/ or /mlpg/.

Yeah, let's start shipping writefags. Jeff x EQG to cuck Iceman, Midzek x JC. Do whatever you want.

Just leave BBSA out of it. He's pure.

>>29059691
What did I just fucking say.

>>29059691
>Fine let's write fucking greentext about it then
we did that already
the pastebin seems to have been deleted but if you look in desuarchive you should be able to find it

I wonder where Dot went
I really liked all of their stories

>>29059707
"U-uh~ JC-sama, your beard is so big..."
>JC wrapped his arms around Midzek's waist, leaning in so far that his beard bristled tickled his ear
"Y-you're... you're s-so strong..."
>"I can be your Midnight Sparkle tonight, baby..."
>JC dragged his tongue along Midzek's neck, making his lover blush
>Reaching the lobe of his ear, he pursed his lips and whipsered his tender love note...
>"Zoz..."

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I am open source and you may modify and ship me as you wish, as long as you share the sloppy seconds for others to benefit from.

>>29059718
Writefag ship power ranking go!

I can be shipped freely on the condition that you pay a fine of 1 reaction picture of your choice

>>29059736
Top zozzle

>>29059736
>>29059753
>NoHooves whips out a camera as the two begin their coitus, licking his lips
>"Oh yeah, dudes. I can't wait to upload this saucy salami to my Ubuntu-based USENET open source--"
>JC cuts him off
>"Nobody cares, fampai"

>Be Anon browsing youtube.
>See "Ariana Grande: Trouble. Cover by Twilight Sparkle"
>Thinking it can't be the Twilight you know, you click on the thumbnail.
>It is Twilight. She's attempting to do a cover of this song and is failing horribly.
>Her Dancing is comparable to Chronos doing the Carlton, or Jeff Twerking.
>In fact those two are fucking b-boys compared to her.
>Scroll down and look at the comments.
>Holy shit. She has so many dislikes it looks like a finished cigerette, and some of these comments make Trump seem like Wayne Brady.


Do you tell her how shit her video was or boost her spirits and become an enabling ass nigga?

>>29059822
the only names I recognize are Twilight, Jeff, and Chronos

>>29059822
>Jeff Twerking
Unironically, he'd probably be good at it.

>Jeff will never twerk on eqg in front of iceman, breaking his cold heart like a Swedish cabinet

>>29060079
>Jeff
>Spending any more time than necessary with EQG
Not even to cuck Iceman. Did you watch the last CoC video they made? Holy shit is EQG either the best method actor in the world, or the literal embodiment of Trixie.

I'm going to ship Jeff with BBSA. Manly bromance.

>>29060195
Jeff and BBSA wod be beautiful

>>29060195
>Holy shit is EQG either the best method actor in the world, or the literal embodiment of Trixie.
Hey, those last 20 minutes of shitposting caused by Ekwig were amazing.

>>29059691
I might do a writefu shipping poll later today.

>>29059822
>Chronos dancing.
You got me down Anon, I am a total fucking dork on the dance floor.
I enable her and join in for her next video, no point in killing innocent fun.

>>29041346
>Twilight will never shove her cookie in your mouth...

>>29059822
Tell her:
"It's shit."

>>29059822
Turn the comment section into a discussion about sociopolitical issues, while displaying a strong dislike about Marxism and socialism and calling people cucks

>>29060953
>cause game-derailing shitpost every 5 minutes
>play nothing but "autistic little girl with mommy problems who are surprisingly combat effective"
It's hilarious, sure, but damn is she a hassle to play with I'd bet. Autistic Trixie is less fun in real life.

>>29061916
>Autistic Trixie is less fun in real life.
Actually, as someone who has been friends with a turbo autist who has speech problems I would say that I secretly hate him and I would trade him for Trixie in the blink of an eye.
The only shitposting that Ekwig did on the last game was calling Boris and Noris at the end of the game, the rest was actually pretty fun.
I want to protect Violet's smile.

>>29061981
Are EQG and Ses writers for a different general or something? I've never seen them write on here.

Noris and Boris are the best.

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>>29062027
Ses wrote r9kLight. It was some random oneshot in the beginning of the thread that no one remembers.

Honestly, I have no idea who EQG is. She kind of just wandered in off the street one day, we gave her some Mac n' Cheese, and now she won't leave.

>>29062027
Oh, neo-/nst/, never change.

>>29062443
>we gave her some Mac n' Cheese
In a paper cup?

>>29062027
>>29062559
I'm pretty sure the EQG part was a joke, and Ses is just a mutual friend who got invited, not an nst writefag

>>29062577
And I thought cuck-sheds were only a joke, but we are in the current year.

>>29062443
I can't tell which part is serious but okay. When are you playing more CoC?

>>29062676
That's a good question. Scheduling issues might mean we don't play for a few days.

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Don't mind me, just shilling.

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>>29064376

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>>29041346
>Both Twilights want to fug the Shimmy

What do?

>>29064881
I would do: >>29054789

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>>29064881
Become a shimmigrant

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>>29058172
>>29058285
>>29058369
>>29058525
>>29058628
>>29058945
>>29058990
>>29059546
>>29059691
>>29060079
>>29060195

Where did this "I want to fuck Jeff" meme come from anyways?

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>>29041346
>Getting your waifu stolen by some Mexican Catholic outdoors dude with Marconi art
wew

>>29065161
Are you pretending like the sexual tension between you two in the Only War podcasts wasn't palpable? It's so clear that you have that tsundere thing going on for him.

Shipping Jeff with the autistic Trixie clone to cuck you just seals the meme deal.

>>29065161
I think it was you.
Around the time of the Fireball Z meme, I posted something like "IceMan has the hots for Jeff but Jeff is tsundere about it"
And you replied something like "yeah, and I am tsundere to Ekwig."
I just like to shitpost from time to time.

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>>29065559
By that measure I'm tsundere for everyone, because I hate everyone in that group with a passion.

>>29065597
Oh, yeah. Now I remember.

>>29065559
>autistic Trixie clone
thats an insult to trixie, she is much less autistic than EQGWF

>>29065559
>Trixie clone
I don't know why, but that is starting to rustle my jimmies.

WALL

>>29066761
BUILD IT

>>29066971
NOW

>>29050024
>>29050118
>futa
faggy as hell

>>29068066
DOT!

>>29068087
Who talked about futa? Anon, that's fucking disgusting.
Don't talk to me or my wife(male)'s son(female) ever again.
I was going to post a pic of Natalie Mars, but I don't know if that will get me banned.

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Story idea: Twilight seeks out a grief clown to help with her anxiety problems.

>>29069447
>Plot twist.
The clown is an multiverse traveler seeking to fulfill the Sad Clown Prophecy.

>>29069447
Imagine having this watch you at night

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDwR2CrdQDU

If anyone is bored, we'll be doing a podcast at 11 CDT. I promise it won't be as bad as the last one.

>>29070435
It wasn't that bad, I mean, it was autistic, but it was fun.
Also, play Mogolovonio.

>>29070820
Looks like sanic

>>29070435
I postponed my suicide for this.

>>29071172
Sorry, we're running a bit behind, due to me getting sick. But yeah, we're powering through. Should start in like 10 minutes.

>>29071193
You should stop drinking, friend.

>>29065779
Cuck memes always give me a hearty laught.
+{]:^)

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I'm gonna do it lads
I will marry the Shimmigrant

>>29071674
Wrong general.

>>29071823
Who am I supposed to marry then?
Trixie?

>>29071826
Your wife's son.

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>>29071833
I don't have a wife nor a son, you dummy
That's the whole point

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>>29071839
>Wanting a son.
Nah, kids are shit.
Daughters are better, men are programmed to want girls instead of boys. That's the reason TLoU got so much praise in the first place, not that anyone noticed.
>Marrying
Nah.

>>29071674
do it and ill marry twi

>>29071674
>>29071860
So, you guys are going to share the shed, right?

>>29071883
no

>>29071883
>nonstop iceman cuck memes on the podcast
Makes me smile

>>29071823
Its the right general

>>29072751
For (You).

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>>29041346
Wasn't here for a couple of months. Any new straight romance stories?

>>29074168
TrapLite, rape is a thing in this one. Written by Jeff
Another one written by Jeff set in space, can't remember the name though
A BBSA spin-off, and BBSA chapter 3 also has copulation.

I just finished my last final
I feel so relieved

>>29075298
>blogposting

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>>29075298
It really feels good.
>>29075637
>Implying blogposting is bad.
Your genes are a disgrace to our christian general.

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Board sure looks slow today.

>>29076483
yeah
I think this would be the perfect time for some boringlight

>>29071036
Reminds me more of Panty and Stocking

>>29074305
traplite is amazing
we need more stories like that

>>29077172
I agree, it has been too long since I felt righteous rage over a green.
>>29076867
If you are talking about the art style, I must say it looks nothing like Panty and Stocking.
>>29076877
>Sharing a scarf
That is retarded. It looks cute, but it's fucking retarded if you start thinking about it.

Goodnight nst

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>>29076483
>SunsetSlaughter.jpg

>>29077962
Sunny is pure
Do not hurt her

>>29077331
It wasn't a good night. She was mean and she told me I was ugly.

>>29078762
Im sorry
I hope things go well for you

>>29079638
so lewd with the hand holding

>>29079638
BEST

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>>29041346
What did she mean by this?

>>29079703
You need to quote something for the meme to work, friend

>>29079703
sunset can turn on and off a flashlight with her boobs and twilight cant

DFC is still better

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>>29079703
Boobs are fun, Anon
That's what she meant

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>>29080349
TIDDIES

>>29078761
Illegal shimmigrants can never be pure.

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Just saw Rogue One. I must say it was pretty good, I think it's even better than Episode 4 or the same, at least.
I went to the cinema expecting an Episode 7 tier movie (as in, not bad, but just good enough to not be bad), and I left with a smile on my face.

>>29080600
I wasnt that excited for rogue one, but all of the good things I've heard about it makes it sound great

>>29078761
And the award for 'anon who hasn't read Cyberlight' goes to...

>>29079703
>>29080348
Sunset's chest contain electro-sensitive organs. Touching them with a strong magnet can make her orgasm.

>>29081245
I guess the electric chair is just a normal friday night for her.

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"Look good on me? But it’s underwear, nobody will see-oh. Oooooohhhh."

>>29081426
>>29081440
>>29081459
>>29081501
Woah, like, calm down.

>>29081519
Ignore him
Do it

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>>29081542
I mean, those pics can only trigger the Sunset General so you know what?
>>29081501
You just gave me an idea. Thanks fampalam.

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>U Mad Bro

>>29081597
No, actually. But I am going to shitpost Sunlight pics in other thread.
Pics like those are posted literally 24/7 here, so you are wasting your time.
I just don't like wasting the image limit.

>>29081624
Oh, well why didn't you just say that to begin with? I'll stop if it's for a good reason.

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But if you all don't want pics of them together, what DOES go in a Scilight thread?

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>>29081688
Scilight is a shit character on her own I agree.

You should migrate to this superior thread right here: >>29065604

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Crap, I just realized I confused SCILIGHT for SUNLIGHT. Disregard my earlier posts, for I am an idiot. Take these Headlights as an apology.

>>29081688
we do want pictures of scilight, twilight, sunset, trixie, etc

>>29081802
sunlight is ok here
its even in the OP

>>29081776
I was going to shitpost on the Sunset General but the writefag there seemed like a pretty chill person.

>>29081832
which one?

>>29081843
BG9.
He is nice with the anons. I still dislike SSG, but that guy seems pretty chill.
Now, NTT is full of fags so it's easier to cope. I remember when I killed their thread, ah good times.

>>29081410
How lewd

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>>29080810
This fag in pic related has one of the best scenes in the movie and possibly the entire saga.

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>>29079320
I was memeing, anon.

>>29081688
>Brown
>Tumblr nose.
Disgusting. Burn your HDD. Shoot your family members and then shoot yourself in the dick.

>>29041346
too cute

>>29084510
Your mom is too cute.

>>29084914
velvet is best mom

>>29085259
Violet's mom is best mom

>>29085965
Who id Violet?

>>29085965
She truly wins the World's Best Mom tittle.

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>>29085965

>>29086004
>doesn't watch Jeff's podcasts

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>>29086748
>Lloyd's face when Violet starts talking about her mom.
Pic related

>>29041346
She just...shoves a burning hot cookie into Sunset's mouth?

>>29088310
she is also holding the several hundred degree pan with her bare hands

>>29088423
That's an oven mitt bro

>>29088432
oh whoops
its a similar color and I assumed the white part was a wristband or something

>>29088459
But still, it's just like...

"Fuckin' MYEH, stuff THIS shit in your piehole Sunset."

"AAAAAAAAAH! OH MY GOD TWILIGHT WHAT DA FUCK?! MUH FUCKIN' MOUFF!"

"Yeah that's the nutmeg you're tasting."

>>29088524
"IS NOUT HE NOUME"

"Okay maybe I put too much nutmeg"

>>29088524
>Nutmeg.
>In cookies.
Is that a thing?

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>>29088937
Well sure, ground nutmeg goes well with a lot of cookies.
You can put it in snickerdoodles, gingerbread, ginger snaps, sugar cookies, all sorts. It compliments recipes with cinnamon and brown sugar. You can also put it in cakes, cake donuts, pies, and puddings. And of course, you can sprinkle it into your eggnog, of which I have been greatly indulging in these past few weeks.
Did you not think it would be good in cookies?

>>29089238
I have only eaten it with mashed potatoes. The flavor just doesn't feels like something that would go well with cookies.

>>29089508
Wouldn't she use her magic to fix the glasses in a given position?

>>29090561
it wouldnt be as cute

>>29091170
That's dumb.

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Wow, WataMote sure took a dark spin.

>>29091306
>DeathofFluttershy.jpg

>>29091897
Big Tiddies

Alright dudes, sorry for not posting content for a few days.

Will have a TreeTwi update out tonight. And for those of you following the CoC podcast, there should be a new episode up either tomorrow or Wednesday.

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>>29092021
Jefe, I'm curious, I been here for a big while now and I've seen you write just about everywhere
What do you do for a living

>>29092024
I'm finishing up University, with a degree in Physics. For money, I work for the school as a writing tutor, and for one of my professors as a Russian-language peer learning assistant.

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>>29092077
Well you keep on keeping on ok

>>29091897
This disgusts me.

I want Tim babe sex and cuddle with scilight so fucking badly

>>29092077
>extremely hot successful intelligent guy on 4chan
What's wrong with you exactly

>>29093125
he's an alcoholic

>>29093152
He also eats donuts in the tub by dipping the donuts in the water.

>>29093240
The thing most wrong with Jeff is that he's a massive donk. It's very sad, it's a terminal case.