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>>29041036
>handcuffed for life with Celestia

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>>29041036
Fuck you, August always fucking sucks on these things.

>>29041036
Party with shining. I hate my birthday.

>>29041036
>>handcuffed for life with Queen Chrysalis
Which hole?

>>29041036
>switch lives with flutters
well, as fun as that might be, I hope its not permanent.

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>>29041036
>stuck on an island with Scootaloo

>Party with Spitfire
I am okay with this.

>>29041036
>become mortal enemies with Big Macintosh
Angry sex?
Angry sex.

>>29041177
>not wanting to suck Discords dick all day long
wow what a fag

>>29041036
>Become Best Friends with Scootaloo

>>29041036
Become mortal enemies with Celestia? I'm shit out of luck I think.

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>Iron Pony competition against Rainbow Dash

Welp. I guess I'm fucked, then.

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>>29041036
>Switch lives with Big Mac

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>switch lives with binyl

>>29041036
>conquer equestria with rarity

fucking based

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>>29041036
>Married to Cheeselegs
Now I wish I was born on the 9th.

>handcuffed for life with Bonbon

Fucking great. Unless Lyra is there too for a threesome there's no point.

>handcuffed for life with Chrysalis

fuck someone with wub horse trade with me

>Make clones of Spike
*sigh* I guess this is okay if I train 'em all to be sissybois

>>29041036
>Party with Twily

>>29041036
>become mortal enemies with scoot
fug i can't fight a cripple

>>29041036
>switch lives with Luna
On the one hand, I'm getting a damn good life. On the other hand, she's my waifu thus I by definition won't meet her. Still worth it.

>best friends with Gilda

i have a feeling i could use this to my advantage somehow but i can't work out how

>>29041544
Free scones?

>Banished to the moon with Luna.

Mysides.jpeg

>>29041336
We'll sneak into her castle, fist her in her sleep and run like hell.

>>29041538
>masturbating in front of a mirror so you can watch moonhorse rub one out while you get moonhorse off
>or moonhorse gets you off
shit i don't know how this works

>>29041036
>Bake cupcakes with G3 pony

As always as long as I get to pick that's completely alright with me.

>>29041036
>bake cupcakes with Gilda
I feel shortchanged somehow

>>29041036
Why does my birthday ALWAYS suck? What do you cunts have against September?

>>29041036
stuck on an island with Twilight
she knows magic, she's smart, she's hot
perfect

>iron pony competition with vinyl scratch,,ok

>>29041036
Create clones of pinkamina.
This shall be the funnest day of my life

>Switch Lives with Spike
God damnit.

>>29041101
You stole my birthday.
You won't get away with this.

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>>29041104
Same birthday

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>>29041036
>Create clones of rd
FUCK

Create clones of Rarity. Start pimpen if you know what im saying

>>29041036
>Mortal enemy with RD
>Will never be able to cum inside
Why live?

if dubs we re mortal enemies because it happened and she doesnt know what to do with the abomination inside her ^:)

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>>29041036
Stucked in a island with pinkamena.

>What could possibly go wrong

>Married to Nightmare Moon

Do I have to marry to that ill-tempered bald?

>>29041036
Make a new one, faggot. My birthday sucks.

>>29041036
>Stuck in a island with Discord
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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>>29041036
where is King Sombra!??
no King Sombra 1/10

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>>29043033
Nice.

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>>29043259
Oh shit! married to celestia. heck yesss!

>Banished to the Moon with Applejack

Could be worse

Handcuffed for life to Trixie. Yeaaaaah shot to the head it is.

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stuck on a island with Luna

>>29041036
I'm tired of being mortal enemies with sweetie belle. Can someone make a new one?

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>Tfw i'm not born on may 30th