Be Anon walking down the hallway at Canterlot High. Suddenly

>>29036869
This is so retarded

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>>29036869
I'd finally snap

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>>29036869
Pic related another "what do" EQG thread

>>29036869
>Walk up to them.
"Is that so? Sorry, but Team Duck doesn't negotiate with punks."
>Disappear in a cloud of black feathers.
>Reappear behind them. They freak.
"But you can put the fee on my bill, if it makes you feel better."
>Then keep on walking.

>>29036971
lmao

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>>29036869
This thread is so embarrassingOP and mind where the fuck we are.

Beat up Octavia and Vinyl and take Lyra as a war trophy

>>29037123
Lyra looks like the reluctant one, she'd probably go willingly.

>>29036869
As the hall monitor: I'd ask if they have their hall passes with them, and send them the principles office if they don't have one.

>>29036869
Rape

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>>29036869
Theres only one buck in equestria

>>29036869
>Grab all 3 of them by the hips, trow them up on my shoulders and proceed to carry them to the janitors closet.
>Pound there asses hard.
"I honestly don't know what you girls were expecting."

>>29036869
Fuck Octavia in the mouth, Loira in the butt, and Skrillexhorse in the fingers.

>>29036869
You do realize that for bunnies, the term buck means something other than currency, right?

>>29036869
Oh really?

Well you know what they say about bunnies. They fuck like rabbits so...

>rape

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>>29036971
Kek

>>29036869
I'd let them beat me up and try to cop a few feels while they were doing so

Tell them that I've already written one story about banging the three of them and can't find the motivation to write another.

>>29036869
Then war it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7sG3l5ryOk

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

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>>29036869
This school is getting far too retarded now.

>>29036869
What if i give you fifty bucks and you all suck my dick?

>what i gonna do that's the money my momma gave me to buy my lunch
"s-sorry but i i refuse"
>the girls put you in the flor and start to kick you
>a music starts on your head
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMGS--qe15I
>you remember all the anime you watched all the lessons you learn
>you remember the power of true man
>roll back
>stand up
>target him with your eyes
>point your fists
>make a shotokan position
>and make a slow and deep breath
>make another deep breath
>look at him with devil eyes
>close your eyes
"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun RAITOOOOOOO YEEEELOOOOWWWW"
>one more breath
>heavy breathing
>"look at this dude hahahahaha"
>one girl kicks you
>you fell nothing
>you are a new man now
>sono chi no salame
"OVERRRRRRDRRRIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>you punch the tree in the same time like a angry gorila
"Vola vola vola vola vola vola"
>with a force of a elephant you give the final puch and launch all the girls on the wall
>"how you are so strong we dont have chance of victory"
"My momma every time tell my to eat healthy things so when i come to school i eat a box of frosted flakes and i give freedom to the tiger in my soul"
>walk towards the sun and disappear

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>>29036869
Oh boy ! an another rape situation !!!

wait you'll beat me up if i DON'T pay? you girls have this prostitute thing all backwards.

>>29036869
I'm gonna take Lyra's virginity in the locker room.

>>29038321
They knew exactly what they were doing.

>>29041110
Either I am very drunk or you are very drunk because I do not know what the fuck I just read.

Possibly all three

>>29036869
I charge at them and start beating them up furiously for contesting my terrority.

>>29041817
>not showing your dominance through rape

>>29041841
Rape is too good for them.

>>29041859
>not at least taking lyra behind the bleachers

>>29036887
Fbpb. This is so unrealistic and would never fucking happen, threads like these are so autistic.

>>29043359
no shit it would never happen you retard
>no fun

>>29036869
"Okay,"
>Pay 5 dollars
>The event had literally no significance other than Anon loses 5 dollars

>>29043604
>being a little bitch
>setting a precedent for being a little bitch

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>>29036869
"You under estimate the power of the dark side..."
>Their stern frowns turn to uneasy grimaces for a flash of a second.
>However, they quickly return to their staid glares at you--with the exception of the timid Lyra.
>"Oi. We want a fiver. Give it." demands Octavia.
>Vinyl nods in agreement.
>"..." she says.
>You stand still, tall and imposing.
"Step aside."
>Lyra tries to grow a pair.
>"T-then pay up...p-punk!"
>You move your arm swiftly, the power of the force flowing through it with such rawness that it pushes the mint-colored imbecile back by about twenty feet.
>She lands against the lockers, breaking the metal doors as students' books fly outta them.
>The two other totally not lesbian lovers stare in awe, their jaws dropped.
>"Uh, we didn't mean ter cause yew any trouble, Class-Presiden' Anonymous! Why don't yew just move on ahead wiv no charge, innit that roight, Voinyl?"
>"..." she says nervously, a fearful smile on her face.
>The two girls both step aside.
>And with that, you begin to make your way.
>You slap their asses though.
>After all, it's not like they can do anything about it.
>Unless they want to share the same fate as Lyra.
>...
>Class-President..."Anon".
>You thought you made it law to be adressed as "Class-President Vader" or "Dath Vader" or "Lord Vader".
>The name of Anon...
>Disgusting to the man you've become.
>Anywho, your new role as Class President is great...
>...But not perfect.
>Not yet.
>You have your most promising apprentice of Twilight SParkle, a small harem of freshmen, but you've yet to put your new hall-monitor plan into action.
>These Hall Monitors.
>They lack discipline.
>They lack training.
>They lack armor.
>And worst of all...
>They don't enforce your new laws as supreme overlord of this school.
>You must change this.

>>29036869
Grab them by the pussy

>>29043705
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

>>29043705
>>"..." she says.
You cheeky fucker.

>>29043705
Better continue, faggot

>>29043705
>Be Sunset.
>It's lunchtime, you're sitting with Twilight again.
>She's...changed.
>It's because Anon.
>You sigh, putting your poor excuse for caeteria food back on your tray with a huff.
"Okay, seriously Twilight, you gotta stop hanging with Anon."
>"Uh, what? Why?"
"...Y-you're kidding right? Don't you know what happened to fuckin' Lyra today!?"
>The purple girl sighs.
>"Pfft, c'mon! She shouldn't have disobeyed my master's direct orders. I mean, no one shall ignore his great and glorious demands, especiallky when he merely wishes to reshape the school for the beter good under his almighty gloved hands."
>You sigh.
"Y'know Twilight, you've changed."
>"Wha? Me? Nah."
"Twi. Twi, you're wearing a metal bikini and a black cloak."
>"...So?"
>You facepalm.
"Twi, when are you going to realize that Anon is EVIL?"
>She rolls her eyes.
>"I know what this is about...you're jealous!"
>You deadpan.
"...Twilight. Twilight don't tell me you're this fuckin' retarded."
>"Yeah, you just wish that Vader, the coolest kid in all of Canterlot High noticed /YOU/ of all the girls instead of /ME/!"
"He's a maniac, Twilight!"
>She blushes.
>"In the sack, he is."
"EW! WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>Rainbow Dash takes a seat next to Twilight.
>"Hey! S'up you guys?"
>"Oh, nothing," says Twilight. "We're just talking about my master."
"Oh no, please, no..."
>"Oh yeah! I remember when he choked me against the locker and started to--"
"NO. FUCK THIS. I AM LEAVING."
>I raise from my seat about to stand up...
>...Only to feel two powerful hands catch my shoulders, and push me back down.
>I don't need to turn around to see who it is.
"...Anon."
>"Sunset Shimmer...the time has come for you to join us."
"Anon. Stop this. I told you before that you're a demented, retarded, sociopathic nut-job! Now leave. Me. ALONE!"
>You push him back and stride off.
>You can't take this anymore.

>>29044012
>Be Lord Class-President Darth Vader.
>Lunch went over well...
>...
>You sit in defeat outside of school at the bus stop, resting your helmeted head in your black, gloved hands.
>You sigh a sad, phantom-like breath through your mask.
>Admiral Tyrone sits next to you, pating your caped shoulder.
>"Ay, ay...Is good, nigga. Is all good n' shit. Ya'll just has to giv da bitch her time, know what I'm sayin' homie?"
"Indeed," you say sadly.
>"C'mon Vader, bro! Cheer yo ass up mutha fucka. We's gotta stand tall dude! We boss like dat. YOU be boss like dat!"
"Perhaps. But I shall not rest. She shall be a most powerful ally."
>"Ooooh! Dare you go, nigga! Dare you go! Stand up tal you black-ass nigga and get dat pussy boss!"
>You nod.
"YOu please me admiral. Congratulate yourself with this..."
>You hand him a coupon to KFC.
>He howls like a hyena, following them with ape-like sounds as he hops off to the nearest Kentucky Fried Chicken.
>You continue to ruminate on Sunset.
>Sweet...
>Beautiful...
>Sunset.

>>29044144
Be back later.

>>29044144
Wow. Was actually having a fun time reading until all the racist shit popped up.
What the fuck, dude?

>>29044144
>>Admiral Tyrone
still gets me

>>29044692
nigger

>>29044692
I'm not actually a racist. It's just a very racist depiction of a character is all.

Trust me, I'm an actor in real life, and we actors are very liberal. Why, in fact, I even traveled to the ghetto so I could properly perform in black face in Hamilton.

>>29043705
>>29044012
>>29044144
Oh my god it's back. Somebody post the original screencap.

>>29044150
To off yourself I hope? Otherwise don't bother.

>>29044776
I will bother. Specifically you.

>>29036869
Fuck them all, literally bend them over and rape them. Signed drath

>>29044692
Racism like this is halarious though

>>29036869
"How about I give you 5 bucks and you still kick my ass?"
>"W...what?"
"You heard me."
>"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Don't kink shame me. Do you want the money or not?"
>"Girls?"
>"Hell, 5 bucks is 5 bucks."
>"Let's do it."

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>>29036869

>>29045785
This. I would enjoy being beaten up by them

>>29043705
my soul for the original pastebin anyone pls

>>29046079
Writefag here, giving you the link:

http://pastebin.com/gNLyuBg6

Gonna continue writng later today

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>>29036869
>What do?

DANCE OFF!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo

>>29044144
Kek

>>29036869
Run pass them.

>>29036869
>Draws Sword
>Equip Shield
>Charge while screaming,
"DUES VULT INFIDELS"

>>29036869
no sonata, bikini is not for pissing.

>>29044144
>Be next day.
>Be Sunset Shimmer.
>Be at Sweet Apple Aches with Applejack.
>It's important you talk with your southern country friend before Vader gets to her too...
>You sit on the stump of a chopped down apple tree as your friend swings her axe away on her current one.
"Applejack. Applejack, yu know anything about Anon?"
>Applejack swings at the tree trunk again.
>"Hm? Anon? Yeah, I heard 'bout him. He's some sorta big deal at school now, ain't he?"
>Another chop.
"Um, yeah, but there's more to him. He's...he's weird. Evil."
>Applejack chuckles.
>"C'mon, I'm sure he ain't that weird."
"Have you seen him?"
>Applejack nods, swinging her axe at the tree again.
>"'Course I have! He's a perdy good lookin' feller, I'll tells ya that."
"He's evil."
>"...Wha?"
"He's taken over the school, and he's corrupting our friends!"
>"Whoa, whoa, whoa...taken over the school? How?"
"...H-he won the position of class president...but that's not important! What is important is that we--"
>"Sunny, how's winnin' a vote that everyone agreed on evil?"
"Because he manipulated them! He's corrupting everyone's minds to think he's this cool high school kid, but he's not! H's just this weird guy who calls himself Darth Vader all the time and carries a lazer sword! A fucking lazer sword, Applejack! We didn't even have lazer swords in Equestria!"
>Applejack chuckles, putting her axe down.
>"Sunset, he porlly got one of them swordy thingies from the ebays and Amazons. Why don't ya just relax?"
"RELAX!? APPLEJACK, HE HAS A HAREM OF FRESHMEN, AND MADE FLUTTERSHY SUCCUMB TO TWILIGHT'S MOLESTATION AS HE FUCKED DASH ON A LOCKER!!!!"
>She blinks.
>"...Rainbow's inta guys?"
"WHAT. THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT!?"
>She blinks again.
>"...Uh, Twilight's into mares?"
>You face palm a mighty face palm, trembling in shock.
"Oh my god. Everyone's crazy. No one can fucking see it except for me. Ha. Ha ha! HAHAHAHAHA!"
>You laugh home crying.

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>>29048041
>Be next day.
>You stomp your booted feet sternly down the halls, your black cape flowing in non-existent wind menacingly as the ghostly breath from your mask echoes menacingly.
>Meanwhile, all the kids at their lockers yell praise at you.
>"Hey, Anon dude, how's it going bruh?"
>"Oh my god, it's Anon! Fritter, hold my books, I'm gonna get him to autograph my tampon!"
>"Anon. Whoa. Duuuude. See ya at the assembly yoooooooo."
>You walk past them without even glancing at them as they all wrestle to get closer to you.
>With the press of a button on your chest, a beep emanates across the crowd, yet none care.
>None except for one.
>"Lord Vader! I came as soon as I heard your super-duper-long-dicked highness." says Twilight, wearing your custom-made slave--er, apprentice--attire.
>She's been of great assistance to not only your penis...but for your plans.
>She's a most willy subject.
>You stare through your hellish helmet as you command her.
"Clear my path. Do not harm them."
>She nods stoically.
>"Yes, Lord Vader."
>Then, like the flip of a coin, her stern demeanor turns giddy as she kisses your helmet's cheek.
>Then, he goes back to buiness.
>"ATTENTION! MAKE WAY FOR LORD VADER!"
>The hallway clears, yet the clamoring and cries of praise does not stop.
>Nor do you wish it too.
>When one gets to close, Twilight uses the force to push them back, but none complain.
>Why would they?
>They disobey an order from their superior, after all.
>As you continue striding with Twilight as your body-guard, she grows curious.
>"Sure, um, Vader...where are you taking us?"
>You stop in front of the door that leads to the auditorium.
>As you open it, none other than Rarity tests out theater costumes on one of the drama students.
>"Ah, yes, well I think I see what the problem is--your director made Juliet dress as a 1920's ganster instead of--oh! Anon! How pleasant of you to drop by!"
"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Rarity. I'm here to put you back on schedule."

>>29036887
this

>>29036971
Good short

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>>29048186
>She tilts her head in confusion.
>"On..schedule?"
>You hold your hand open.
>Twilight imediately places your phone into it.
>The screen shows a conversation had between you and Rarity two nights ago.
>You've made an appointment with her this morning.
>She has not fallen through.
"Come. We have much to discuss."
>Rarity sighs.
>"Oh, fine...But only because it's you, Vadey-Poo..."
>You make sure to remember that if she ever calls you that again, you'll make her cry it in all the ways one can scream.
>The good--and the bad.
>She walks off the stage as the costumed student she'd been chatting with salutes you.
>Good lad.
>When Rarity makes it to you and Twilight, she places her hands on her hips.
>"So what was your appointment about, dear?"
"The new imperial forces."
>"...Pardon?"
>"The outfits for the new Hall Monitor plan. Where's your designs?"
>Rarity snaps her fingers.
>"Oh! Those! Yes...they're in my locker. You know where that is Twilight, right?"
>"Locker...1364?" she asks unsurely.
>Rarity smiles.
>"Yes, precisely. Now if you two would excuse me, Twilight and Vadey-Poo..."
>You grab her shoulder before she can turn around.
>She freezes mid-step.
"That was not a wise course of action, Miss Rarity."
>With the force, you push her down on your knees.
>Twilight smiles.
>This is you and your apprentice's favorite part.
>Twilight gets on her knees two, behind Rarity in her metal-slave/apprentice garb.
>You loved that you got Twilight to wear that.
>Sith life rocks.
>Meanwhile, Tyrone stole something from somebody's locker.
>It was chicken.

>>29048228
Inb4 Tyrone fights sunset wearing a suit made entirely of fried chicken.

>>29048241
Yes.
That shoots KFC gravy.

>>29048041
>>She blinks.
>>"...Rainbow's inta guys?"
kek

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>>29036869
I want this board to die.

>>29048241
>wielding drumsticks as weapons

>>29048241
>>29048269
>>29048308
>fighting in the kfc parking lot

>>29036869
Impregnate them against their will ?

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>>29049308
Maybe Octavia and Vinyl, but I don't think it would be very 'against her will' with Lyra.

>>29048300
Why? This is one of the things that I love about this board.

>>29048241
YOu better stop thta. I might just fucking do it. I'm a crazy man with the flu and I'm fucking nuts. Boi I'll make Tyrone shoot fucking hot cheetos from his black hole-asshole. I'm nuts.

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>>29036869
"Yare Yare Daze"
>Casually stroll past them as all 3 jump at you in a feeble attempt at 'stopping you'
>You even walk them wrapped around you into class.
>This was getting stupid.
"WILL YOU BITCHES FUCK OFF ALREADY!?!?"
>They just grunt in retaliation as you throw all three across the classroom like paper balls.
>It's going to be a long day and you haven't even used your stand yet...

>>29048340
>Sunset starts a rebellion. She goes after Tyrone first because she knows where he's at
>Finds out he was never working for vader. He was actually on the payroll schlomo shekelburg
>Anon, the sith, and the darkside was all a tool for another force to curropt and weaken the youth

>>29036869
>no one pointing out that those bunny costumes would violate the school's dress code

>>29038321
>>29038354
>>29039086
>>29040122
>>29041529
>>29043548
>>29046092
>>29047005
>>29049407
/mlp/ is fucking dead

>>29036869
no fucking HOOOVEESS

>>29050617
/mlp/ is alive
>>29043705
>>29044012
>>29044144
>>29048041
>>29048186
>>29048228

>>29036869
Are we /a/ now?

>>29048228
I can't believe you're back. What a treat.

>>29052028
I made a promise to myself that at the same time I wrote this last year, I'd come back.

I still don't know what hijinks will ensue though. I also have a fever and been a bit delirious. So it's been fun.

>>29052059
mad man

thump

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>>29043705
>>29044012
>>29044144
>>29048041
>>29048186
>>29048228
HE'S BACK

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What the hell is up with Vader's helmet in Rogue One?

>>29053378
It's suppose to be the same looking as the one from a new hope.

>>29048228
>Be Sunset.
>You're scared.
>Really scared.
>Anon has an assembly today at school.
>You can only imagine why.
>He can pretty much do anything at this point.
>He possesses such popularity and influence that he could say something as stupid as "Macoroni is plant" and it'd be the word of God.
>It's scary how they all listen to him, singing his praise in the hallway.
>What's even more scary is that he and Twilight both saw Rarity earlier today.
>Rumor is it's about some sort of plan he has to help make his laws as Class-President properly delivered across the student body.
>Another rumor also arose today, but one nobody believes--nobody but /you/.
>The rumor is as follows: as Anon was discussing his plans with Rarity, the two were about to part ways; however when upon hearing the fashionable teenager nickname him ina manner he didn't like, he...
>...
>He used that thing he does.
>The thing where he makes things move with just his hands or mind or whatever.
>He lowered her on her knees.
>Twilight went behind her on her knees as well, but willingly.
>And she and Vader...
>They...
>You haven't seen Rarity yet.
>You just hope that she hasn't been "you-know-what"ed by Vader.
>However, he did do the same with Dash and Fluttershy, and, well, FLuttershy apparently enjoyed it as did Dash...
>But...did they?
>What if Anon is just warping everyone's minds?
>And if he was able to do so, why not you?
>You continue to follow the sea of students in the hall, all heading towards the auditorium for today's announcement.
>You simply have to find out what the endgame of this all is, or something bad--real bad--is gonna happen.
>...
>Again.
>Fuckin' dazzlings.
>Fucking Sunset Shi--oh wait, that was you.
>...
>Fuck you, you.
>You're going crazy aren't you?


By the way, somebody post the original screen-cap so I can save it on my laptop.

>>29054758
lewd

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>>29054758
>As you join the auditorium with all every student, you notice that everybody chatters.
>About Anon.
>"Dude, Anon, he's such a cool guy."
>"OhmigodIwanthisbabies!"
>"Anon parked in my parking space today..."
>Wait, is that a criticism of Anon from somebody?
>"...I really admired that he knew not to ask me cause he understands that my parking space is /his/ parking space, you know? So I just parked my hummer in a handicap spot."
>Oh my god, these are the peopleyou and your friends saved twice now.
>Holy hell.
>Then, as the lights go down, so does the loud chatter, silencing immediately.
>A spotlight goes onto the center of the stage where a vacant microphone on a stand, uh, stands...
>Then, from behind the curtains, Anon walks out.
>So does Twilight.
>And a guy eating fried chicken.
>You forgot his name.
>Anywho, the whole chool erupts into a gigantic roar of passion and school-spirit, people tearing off their shirts to reveal painted stomachs in the colors of Canterlot High School, others crowd surfing the tiniest students across the entire room.
>It's almost primal--tribal, even.
>It deeply unsettles you.
>Anon, Twilight, and Chicken-leg-eating-guy stand, basking in the praise and cheers in their own different ways.
>Twilight, despite her rather odd changes due to Vader, blushes and nods timidly, just as she always has when put in front of a great number of people.
>The guy eat chicken howling happily, hopping around like a jumping bean as he expresses inhuman excitement.
>If he weren't working for Vader, you'd almost think he was pretty fun.
>And speaking of Anon/Vader...
>You can't tell how he reacts to the crowd.
>He merely stands at the center of his two lackeys, not posing, not moving, just...glaring.
>Glaring through the lens of his horrific mask.
>Just as the noise becomes unbearable however, Anon swiftly whips his arm out from under his cape, his palm open.
>When he clenches it into a fist, the room is suddenly ghost-quiet in less than a second.

>>29054885
neat

>>29054885
I want more admiral Tyrone please.

>>29054885
I want to know Tyrone's backstory did he save Vader-Anon's live?
Will he be promoted to Grand Admiral?

>>29043705
Holy shit I thought you were dead. Welcome back Grave Walker.

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>>29054885
>With the students all silent, Anon slowly shifts his head to the guy next to.
>Slowly, he nods his helmeted head at him.
>The dude looks like he's gonna explode with happiness as he hops to the microphone with a big grin.
>"Ay, yo! Wassup, ya'll? It's yo boy, Admiral Tyrone here! How's ya'll doin' mutha fuckas? Good? Cuz Ima be feelin' dayum good myself, ya'll know what I'm sayin'!?"
>The audience erupts in a singular: "YEAH!"
>You doubt they actually understand any of that.
>Needless to say, this guy, Tyrone, holds the microphone in one hand, and a fried chicken leg in the other.
>You can hear him smack his lips as he talks.
>"So, yeah! *SMACK SMACK* I just want ya'll bitches to know an' shit---mh, dayum fine chicken, oh!--that we's just gots Anon's new plan...*GNAWS ON CHICKEN LEG*...an' whoa lawdy, it is fine as fuuuug, yo!"
>Jesus Christ...
>"So, yeahs, we got sum shit for yo bitch-ass bitches, homies! Yeah, we gots sum new kinda plan n' shit datz gunna make ya HOLLA! LEMME YA HOLLA!"
>"HOLLA," hollas the crowd.
>You go with a groan instead.
>"Yeah, datz what I'm talkin' 'bout, nigga! Aight, now fo sumthin' I did fo ya, Vader," he says, pulling something out from his pocket.
>He has to reach really far though because of how much he sags his pants.
>However, he finally retreives a crumpled napkin out, holding it with a sad smile.
>"Vader, yo. Yo. Vader. I's made this fo ya cuz you my bestest nigga man. Really. I ain't jus' playin' ya man, you be like a brotha to me yo, an' I been tryin' to be da same fo yo black ass. So man, I tried to writes sumthin'. I ain't no good at writin' shit homie, but ya'll a crazy muthafucka so here I go..."
>He's takes a breath in, and...

>>29055031
>all this time the nigger was a chiss
Ay yo where da blue women at?

>>29055259
Thanks fir the welcome back, but, uh, I ain't no grave walker.

>>29055317
Nah. He's from Earth.

>>29036869
Fuck you, TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

>>29055288
kek

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>>29055288
>...And...
>Oh my fucking god.
>...And he raps.
>Terribly.
>"Yo, what up, it’s yo boy Tyrone!
>"I grew up in tha hood, in the streets on my own
>"But that shit ain't why I’m here for ya’ll today
>"So listen up, bitches, here’s what I gotta say:"
>"Is all ‘bout some shit now that Vader’s on the throne.
>"Don’t like it? Then you already been disowned.
>"Cuz the first rule about our fine, Darth Vader
We don’t fuckin’ whine cuz we deal wid no haters!"
>Finally, he stops.
>It wasn't long, but the cringe and the pain will last you an eternity.
>Admiral Tyronne then sniffles as he hugs Anon.
>"Sorry I ain't finished it yet, but...but...BUT YOU BE MY BESTEST NIGGA, MUH NIGGA!"
>The crowd explodes like an angry chinese man.
>They love it.
>They don't even care how awful it was, they fucking LOVE it.
>As the Admiral wipes away his liquid pride on his first arm, Darth Vader pats him on the shoulder.
>With an understanding nod, he passes the microphone to Twilight Sparkle.
>She blushes with a meek smile, fixing her glasses.
>She's smart, but, well, she's not the Twilight that saved you a long long time ago.
>Still, she was a good friend, and you cherished her deeply.
>Now though, you fight to get her back from Anon's warped influence.
>You fear it's too late.
>Her outfit alone tells you that too.
>You resist looking at her curves in a totally not homosexual way, and listen to her speak.
>"U-uh, um...hi. I am Twilight Sparkle, and, um, as Admiral Tyrone said, we're here to discuss our Class President's --Darth 'Anon' Vader's-- newest plan to properly ensure the student-body's structure is well kept, and is properly enforced our great and beneficial laws, and how we'll have some aesthetic changes."
>Oh no...this isn't going to be good, is it?
>Twilight clears her throat twitching her to the curtain to someone back stage.
>The microphone picks up a faint: "Oh, shit dude, sorry."
>Then, the curtains open, revealing a large screen.

>>29044692
Suck it up

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>>29055404
This is simply amazing. I can't believe he came back. So pumped.

>>29055404
I am crying a bit with you coming back, still want this Anon to get his shit wreked by Sunset though.

>>29055404
I can't wait for everyone to look like stormtroopers.
>this starts playing at the reveal
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

>>29055681
Close. I'll be playing something.

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>>29036869
Quit the show middle of 4th 5th season
Last episode was w/ ember or some shit, I saw this thread and remembered why I quit this famdom

>>29055288
>>29055404

>>29055809
https://youtu.be/23ARe3GbpRc

>>29055962
Nope. Closer though.

this thread is hilarious

Oy vey bumping for Disney

>>29036869
Have one of the sexiest anime style battles ever

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>Walks over
>Leans down
"Get the fuck back to class and work on your GPA goddammit,"

>>29055404
PREACH IT, TYRONE.

bummp

>>29055404
oh boi here we go

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>>29055404
The POWAH that we are dealing with here is immeasurable!

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>>29055404
Holy shit
This whole fucking story
>Pic related

>>29036869
>Kill Grey Bitch
>Fuck Dubstep Bitch
>Marry Minty Bitch

Easiest round ever.

>>29055404
will this be pastebin and can I get the original one as well?

>>29060781
Yes. And the original already is on my pastebin.

Betcha never knew it was me, didja treppy ol' pal?

>>29062373
Oh i knew it was you Beans. I just forgot your pastebin name. Fui, right?

>>29036869

>>29062373
>Beans writing something good without a shitty deeper meaning behind everything
I don't believe it

>>29064068
I'm just as good at silly meaningless greens as I am with emotional character-driven ones.

Takes this gem of mine for example:
http://pastebin.com/PUMEcjZQ

It was fun.

it is kill

>>29036869

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>>29055404
>The lights die, only the ghostly illumination of the screen brightens the room.
>On it, loads of diagrams show, hundreds--thousands of blueprints of extraordinary detail, flashing one by one by one by one, continuing to dazzle the audience as they all let out a shared, dragged out “Wow” in awe and astonishment.
>You look upon it with fear, jaw hung low.
>Where...what are these?
>All these designs...all these plans…
>Finally, the screen stops flashing.
>It remains on two still images, both blueprints of armor.
>The designs are strangely powerful in their bold simplicity, nothing truly looking advanced about them in terms of design, yet somehow they seem so alien and futuristic looking.
>The functionality, if the blueprints are to be believed, is incredible with many purposes to the point of absolute overkill.
>Twilight smiles proudly.
>“Ladies and gentlemen, this is the stormtrooper. We have decided that the Hall-Monitors are too placid and do not properly enforce the rules crafted by our Lord and therefore must be removed entirely with a whole new system of school-policing.”
>You stare on in terror.
>This can’t be happening.
>“Now I know that you’re all probably ecstatic as we are, but just as worried as to how we’re going to achieve in producing these stormtroopers for our school. Well, thanks to my technological prowess and Vader’s benevolent vision for a beautiful future, we’ve both gone to none other than….RARITY!”
>The crowd applauds happily as none of than Rarity herself walks up on stage, smiling at the crowd.
>Oh no…
>You’re too late, she’s already been corrupted by them!
>First Twilight Sparkle becomes his “apprentice” or whatever, then Rainbow and Fluttershy get raped by he and Twi and end up liking him because of it, Applejack just thinks he’s cool like everyone else…now Rarity.
>Damn, son.
>As Rarity self-indulges in the attention on the stage, several horny teenagers throw roses at her.

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>>29067690
>She takes the microphone from Twilight’s hand.
>“Why thank you, thank you all very much! I’ve never felt so flattered in all my life, not only for the praise this will give me, but for the good I have contributed to help fulfill Darth Vader’s superb artistic vision for these delightful stormtroopers! And Twilight, oh, it was simply splendid to work with you and Vader on making these designs. I feel so excited!”
>“Yo! Yeah, datz the shit, nyuggah!” shouts Tyrone.
>His voice projects enough that, while not as loud as a microphone, it’s still very audible thanks to the stage’s acoustics.
>Everyone applauds happily.
>Rarity gives the mic back to Twilight, both smiling happily.
>Twilight resumes.
>“Now not only have we decided to plan the new stormtrooper outfits--all from Lord Vader’s incredible mind--we decided to...well...you’ll see. Music, please?”
>At the left of the stage, a grey girl with yellow hair and golden ditzy eyes gives Twilight a thumbs up with an open-mouthed smile.
>She pulls out a kazoo, and places it in her mouth, picking up a ukulele.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y18JDkvlO8
>Why god.
>Right as the music plays, however, the sound of uniformed marching on the opposite side of the stage draws everyone’s attention.
>Oh no…
>twelve students in white armor and ghostly helmets march together across the stage in perfect line, their unison incredible and their posture fantastic.
>They stop behind Anon, saluting righteously.
>You’re thoughts were as followed: HOLY SHIT THEY ALREADY MADE THEM!?
>Everyone starts to clap, losing their shit.
>“And now, a word from our first recruit...” says Twilight Sparkle.
>At the very end of the line on the right, one of these stormtroopers takes off their helmet.
>RAINBOW DASH!?!?
>She’s handed the microphone from Twilight.

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>>29067700
>“Yo, what’s up CHS! Yeah, it’s me: The Dash, baby! Awright! Let me tell you guys, being a stormtrooper is so friggin’ cool, dudes! Like, you get these weird thingies that fire lasers, you dress in these super cool suits, and you get permission to do anything! It’s friggin’ awesome! Like, tryouts are hard though, so not everyone can join, but like, it’s definitely worth it dude.”
>She hands the mic back to Twi.
>Before she speaks, however, she nods at Anon, who presses one of the buttons on his suit’s chest.
>The screen changes to a computer-generated environment of metal walls and dark corridors with buttons and a trio of unfitting highschoolers.
>“Thank you, Rainbow. Now as you see on the screen, not only do we have new enforcement in our halls to make sure we have the best environment ever, but we’ve decided to change the school’s outdated interior for the better under Darth Vader’s open-minded creative-control. What you see now is merely a sophisticated conceptual idea of what the final result will be, but don;t fret! The whole school will have new walls, new computers, and a new everything! Vader even has plans to build robotic droids to help around the entire school!”
>They cheer.
>Loudly.
>They’re eating this up like a fat kid eats sweets for fuck’s sake, and they don’t even bat an eye at this madness!
>How the hill did they even build all the stormtroopers’ armor according to their impossible blueprints?
>How does he have enough influence to change to inside of the school!?
>ANd your biggest question….
>WHAT THE FUCK?
>“Now, a closing word by Darth Vader…”
>She hands him the mic, his breaths echoing loudly across the entire auditorium.
>It sends all the females into a frenzy.
>He stands silently, studying the crowd.
>“...Let those who oppose us be reminded of the true power we posses.”
>He drops the mic, and leaves the stage.
>The crowd loses it.
>You sigh.
“We’re doomed."

>>29067700
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y18JDkvlO8
but why

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>>29067706
THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES
>>29036896
>"fanart" of the first two mainstream edgelords
FUCKING why tho?

>>29036869

"You're going to tell me who's got you shaking down kids for their lunch money. Is this about that "mysterious fire" in the band room, hmm?"

>>29036869
Call Hugh Heffner, and tell him that starting a Playboy training school is the greatest fucking idea since internet porn. Also, what the fuck are they doing in YOUR school, when they should be in his Grotto, sucking Hugh's cock?

>>29068300
When did it begin?

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>>29069133
A year ago. Then he disappeared like the kiss of an antelope. I can't believe he's doing it again the madman.

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>>29069191
>his last post was 12/10/15
>continues it on 12/11/16
Was this intentional?

>mfw he be back on 12/12/17

>>29036869
Do they let me pass if my nose bleed.

>>29069191
>Manos and the Hands of Fate: EQG Darth Vader edition, with arguably less racism
Good thread boys, keep up the solid work.

>>29069413
>racist
Writefag here. I know I write Tyrone as a racial stereotype, but he's based on a close friend of mine. He's legit from the slums of my part of town, has been in a gang out of necessity, had an awful mom, and a lot more shit. However, he's got the greatest sense of humor and a shit ton of charisma. I became his token white friend. He's a 10/10 bro to me, so I made him Vader's bro. It was /his/ idea to write Tyrone as a goofy caricature of himself with racist dialogue.

If people want I can cut back on it, but you'd be disappointing my nigga.

>>29069627
Keep him. The guy is awesome.

>>29055580
>Not wanting ShimSham to finally give in and earn her place at Lord Vader's knees.

>>29043359
I love you Klovod

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>>29067706
...did hell just freeze over?

>>29036869
Take off pants
Reveal Elephant Trunk underpants
>ORA ORA SMALL FRY YOU'RE STEPPING ON ELEPHANT TURF FUZZY EARS.
You swing your trunk in a clockwise motion.
>GET OUT OF MY TERRITORY OR FACE HEAVEN'S WRATH!

htat wsa !?

>>29044692
you know you're on 4chan right?

Bump in hopes of screencap

>>29074118
This. We need to archive this marvel especially if >>29069278 is right

Bumping for the dark side

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>>29044692
stupid nigger

>>29036869

rape
rape
and more rape
not necessarily in that order

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"You will let me pass."
>"We will let you pass."
"And you will remove all of your clothes."
>"And we will remove all of our clothes."

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>>29036869
>Become the Churroanon and defeat them with Mexicalibur and Churros. Or Churros and Mexicalibur. I'm not exactly sure one the order.
>Maybe both at the same time.

still waitin on dat screencap

Bump for screencap as well

>>29036869
Throw up all over them, violently and repeatedly.

You fucking garbage-ass human being.

>>29077803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HlFKfSS410

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>>29036869
*slap-slap-slap*
"Stay out of my way and never threaten me again, bitches!"
>Carry on like a boss

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>>29078320
>>>/out/

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>>29078359
Shaddup!

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>>29036869
I feel like someone fucked up some ware. Shouldnt the....onesie cover were the legs natrually meet the hips?

>>29078389
Wedgies maybe?

>>29036869
"Bunny gang? More like the Itty-Bitty Titty Comittee."

How does one screen-cap like >>29069191 did?

>>29067706
page 10 bump

>>29036869
nude edit when?

>>29079553
Around the time the camel-toe edit comes along.

>>29044692
WE

>>29080871
WUZ

>>29081158
KANGZ

>>29081189
AN'

>>29081360
SITH

>>29081383
Heh.

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>>29079717
Your turn

Page 9 bump

A select few students rebel against anon, they see him the way sunset does. They recruit her, she's their poster girl. You all know how it goes. Also, when is anon gonna make a death star?

>>29084096
Which is funnier?

>It's just a laser that Twilight installed on the top of his car.
>He uses it to blow up Sunset's car 'as a warning of what his new weapon is capable of.'
Or
>It's an actual floating death star
>Anon still uses it to blow up Sunset's car as a warning.

>>29083933
page 8 bamp

I'd screencap this, but I think it's egocentric to cap your own stuff. Plus, no one likes seeing all those (you)'s

>>29067700
>>29067706
are there only twelve storm-troops at the school or are there more then Anon is letting on?

>>29085251
Here's what happened to the last guy who asked that...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkpDOrUDfz

>>29084174
I'd go for an actual deathstar, but it's only got a 4ft diameter, and they fly it around in a quadcopter format.

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See you guys later. Maybe next month, maybe next next December.

May the force be with all of you. Happy Holidays.

Also, here's the updated Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/gNLyuBg6

I might be back sooner on another thread, who knows.

>>29086295
Fair thee well, writefag. May we meet again.

>>29086295
Y-you too...

>>29036869
"Gangbang and I make it fifteen."
>Lyra raises her hand
>"I'm transgender..."
>Look back to Octavia
"Twenty."

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>>29036869
Fucking kill myself because of such a retarded thread. God damned pastel alien freaks.

>>29036869
>be Anon
>you're walking in the hallway
>there's no-one around and your phone is dead
>out of the corner of your eye you spot them
>the Bunny Gang

the dark side cannot be archived

what happen

>>29036869