This is a thread for impure waifus only

>>29027136
How can you deem her pure or impure when she's not even canon?

>>29027136
>Flutterfag mobilefags trying to pull people down to their level of cuckoldry
Nothing to see here folks.

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You're a fucking faggot.

Isn't there a greentext about Sunset visiting Equestria, realizing that she misses getting the human D, and then learning about Anonymous living in Equestria?

>>29027242
Its must be quite an ultimatum for her. Stallions are bigger but don't last nearly as long as a human male.

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>>29027242
I don't know but I'm interested now.

>>29027242
You have my attention.

>>29027242
I've never heard of this story, but now I need it

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>>29027242

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Evil Glim reporting in

>>29027242
Lurking

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>>29027136
Impure waifus you say?

>>29027242
>Anonymous living in Equestria
Lost my interest.

>>29027242
There is a story along this line, actually. I'm going to try and find it.

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>>29028369

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>>29027136
impurest coming through!

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>>29028550

Ar! Now THAT be a saucy mare!

>>29028550
REEEEEE IM NRDT AND THIS TRIGGERS ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29029137
yes, TAKE THAT NRDT!

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>They still tell themselves she's pure

>>29027242

If it can't be found, then someone needs to get busy and write one, because reasons.

>>29027242
So because writfags don't exist apparently, here the beginning of something.

Whoops

>You thought everything was going to be perfect.
>You made back to Equestria.
>Apologized to Princess Celestia, and she doesn’t hat you for all eternity.
>And with the help of Twilight and her friends, you’ve been slowly integrated back into pony society.
>Then why is there a void?
>Why isn’t this as fulfilling as you hoped?
>Your thought are interrupted by a thrust against your rear.
>Apparently it was the last one before the Unicorn male starts to shudder on top of you.
>You sigh into a pillow that you have your hooves wrapped around.
>Twenty-five seconds.
>One second longer than the last, but still.
>The stallion’s orgasm proves too much for him, and he lays down gently on your back.
>He wraps his forearms around your waist.
>You sigh once more.
>Your heart isn’t the only thing that has a void in it.
>Despite the fact that your vagina is currently being filled, it aches for something else.
>What could possibly be missing that can make you feel this way.

>>29029291
thats hot

>>29029291
Oh, anon. That's a drawing! You're so silly sometimes!

>>29030646
So the idea behind this is a bunch of mini posts filled with Anon and Sunset interacting with each other, so there isn't going to be any time frame to them. Hella easy to post to 4chan, have no idea how I'm to format this for my bin though.

>Moring in Ponyville blah blah, you’re not having a good day.
>The past serval months have been you trying to kick depression in the face.
>But so far nothing has worked.
>Festivals around Equestria did nothing.
>Major sporting events have done little to rises your spirits.
>And it hurts to know that you’re lying to your friends when you say you’re having a good time, but you’re not.
>Maybe your last trip to the portal left behind your ability to feel happiness.
>Or maybe you’re missing the human world more than you thought.
>Screw that!
>If getting plowed by an attractive stallion does nothing other than make you pay for anti-pregnancy herbs, then you’ll find else that can make you happy.
>So shape up Sunset, you’ll find something in Equestia that will fill that void.

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>>29027242
I never knew I wanted this until now.

>>29030784
>Ponyville Market!
>The place to be if you want to window shop, actually buy something, or just hang out with friends.
>You’ll probably find something that will brighten your day.
>Hopefully.
>Shaking that last thought away, you trot your way to the market place.
>As you move around the copious amount of rainbow colored ponies, you think of where you might go.
>You can o Mr. and Mrs. Cake’s place.
>And rot away your perfect teeth, not a chance.
>Okay, how about Rarity’s
>While her dresses looks nice, their price tag is kill it for you.
>Fine then brain, the Quill and Couch store.
>Why when you have both already.
>Maybe the market place wasn’t the best idea.
>Oh well, but hey you know you can get some enjoyment by fooling around with Twilight.
>Turning yourself around, you start to make you way towards her castle, when you spot the devil in question.
>But just as quickly as your eyes see Twilight.
>They bounce to the creature standing beside her.
>Holy crap there is a human in Equestria!

>>29032123
>For a moment you forget you’re a Unicorn, and you just strong maning pass any unfortunate pony that happen to get in your way.
>Once you emerge from the crowd right in front of them, cutting off whatever Twilight was talking, and even spooking them both.
“Hey Twilight, who’s your new friend?”
>You can feel your smile burn itself into your cheeks.
>It takes a moment, but Twilight gets herself under control.
>”Hi Sunset, just showing Anonymous around Ponyville.”
“Really now.”
>Moving your eyes from Twilight to Anonymous.
>He looks like someone that could get lost in a crowd easily.
>And even though he stands out here, he would fit right in at EHS.
>He’s probably the same age too.
>You take notice of his physical features, a little scrawny, green skin, a black question mark on his face, and a lack of eyes.
>You wonder how he can see.
>Overall, a bit weird even by you standers, but nothing that you can’t wave aside.
>Besides, you like to ogle your eyes over leaner boys anyways.
>Wait, what?
>Get you head out of the gutter Sunset.
“Hey Anonymous, I’m Sunset Shimmer, pony turned human, how are you today?”
>You can see the confusion on his face, but Twilight makes herself the center of attention with a gasp.
>”That’s right, Sunset you’ve been in the human world far longer than I’ve have, you’re the perfect pony to show Anonymous the ropes, and even be his first friend!”
>Before any protest could be made, Twilight giddily wrap a forearm around your shoulders.
>”By my royal decree, you Sunset Shimmer, are now in charge of Anonymous integration to Equestrian society!”
>”I also want detailed reports after every time you two meet with each meeting.”
>Before you know, Twilight pushes you closer to Anonymous, and you hear the familiar sound of a teleportation spell.
>Staring up towards Anonymous’s face, you can see even more confusion.
“So where hasn’t Twilight taken you?”

>>29027242
>Another anon in Equestria thread
How about no?

>>29027242
Pain in the Arse is kinda like that.

But honestly that premise is so generic basically any Sunset/Anon greentext that actually takes place in Equestria could be that.