Homo Horse Hangout | /hhh/ #28

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>>29015620
first for homosexual horses

ew gay

It's not gay if he's a horse

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post your horsebando.

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>>29015703
"What can I do for you?"

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>>29015703

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>>29009470
>>29009483

that me

>>29015722

Trap Tickler's that way
>>28892765

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Howdy there! For those interested, here's a new discord invite to the /hhh/ Discord Server:

https://discord.gg/y6kwa6D

This one shouldn't expire!

>>29015759
Fuck off Homohorse. Go buy a rope and hangout.

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>>29015760
>he doesn't know homohorse already quit.

>>29015760
Not even the same trip, mate.

>>29015795
>implying he wouldn't change his name and trip after the fiasco

>>29015827
how could he get a new non-expiring link that's completely different from the one in the OP if he's not even a member of the server anymore?

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>>29015759

>>29015759
>It's gay if he's a horse
What kind of shitty chatroom is that?

>bump

>>>/trash/6628972

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>>29015620
This thread is an advertisement for gay sex chatrooms and meetups. This is evidenced by the links in the OP to gay sex chatrooms and maps, and it's content mostly consistung of "bumps" to keep the advertisement up for new "recruits". This thread does not belong on /mlp/, which is for show-related discussion, not arranging real-life hookups and off-topic chatrooms.

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>>29016621
Nice try, you're not the first one that has said this. Here's your (you)

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>>29016621
There will never be a gay horse in MLP, we'll take what we can get.

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You guys think we'll ever see more of Sunburst on the show?

>>29016621
You're like the barneyfag of /mlp/. How does it feel to be so salty?

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>>29016803
Shit, forgot to take off the name I used to make fun of someone in another thread.

>>29016803
>>29016815
Not that bastard, but:
>make a shitpost like @29016621 (No (You) for him) every thread
>rake in the (You)s to spend
>profit

>>29016621
Don't forget to submit this on the feedback page.

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>>29016758
I want nothing more than to see more of Sunburst.
Shame we probably won't see him unless the episode has something to do with Flurry Heart.

So sad we missed the chance at Sunburst joining Glimmer's world-saving clique in the finale.

>>29017341
Awww, Sunburst would make such a great dad.

>>29017341
>Sunburst joining the clique
That would be fantastic, he's such an adorable character.

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>>29015703

no question

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>>29017487
He'll make an even better mentor when Flurry grows up

Maybe that cute beard of his will grow in by then~

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>>29019048
"Cute winter outfit! What do you think of mine?"

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>>29015703

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>>29018419
>>29016758
>>29017341
I bet he tastes like one of these too

>bump

>>29020500

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>>29020557
What is this?

>>29015620
degenerate thread

>bump

>>29020694

does 63'd Flurry have a name? I've seen Frosty Heart but that sounds retarded.

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>>29015620
>tfw a big strong stallion will never set his massive testicles on my face

>>29021447
life is pain

>>29021924
would you boop him?
i mean in a totally non-sexual and non-lewd way

>>29015620
Neon Lights and his boyfriend at so cute together wtf

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>>29021445
Don't think anyone has comes up with an actual name at this point, someone suggested Glacier Star too.

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>>29022253
Well, canon flurry was named after the storm and the Crystal Heart. We should probably keep the "Heart" and use something similar to "Flurry," only marginally more masculine. He still looks like his mom after all.

Chilly Heart?
Snowy Heart?
Hell, even Flurry Heart is cute on its own for a femmy stallion.

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>>29022314
Yeah i agree that Flurry Heart would be a cute name for a femboy, and probably the best one.

Fluster Heart?
Blizz(ard) Heart?

But if he shouldn't be femmy, then you could go with like Fury Heart?

>>29022368
I like blizzard heart. It's got that vibe of, he's ruff and grumble normally, but bends over backwards for cock, and is femmy as hell when he does it.

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>>29022541
I would love to see something get drawn/written of this rough and grumbly cockslut.

>>29022590

Blizzard is sent to the crystal officer academy for guard training as a Prince should. He's rough and tough yet when they don't get leave he's the barrack's cumdump (no homo of course)

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>>29022868
>>29022541
God, I wonder how many dirty older captains would end up in hot water trying to get a piece of that action.

Higher-ups might call him Flirty Heart around the Canterlot officers' bars.

>>29023180

alternatively Blizzard could try to seduce these captains for an easier time in the academy since his parents specified that he be treated as a normal pony and he's used to privileges. Could definitely get a spoiled rich teenager vibe going on there.

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>>29023686
it's always nice to see the twinky spoiled brat get the dicking he never knew he needed to make him realize how little anyone actually cares who his parents are and make him finally shape up and turn into a subby little cumdump for the rest of the cadets.

>>29023734
We need some green in here of femmy stallions.

I'll write something short when I finish my homework

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>>29023734
>>29023686

No, I want him to *own* those captains. He gets what he wants and gets away with it. He'll be the flirtiest, most conniving, bratty prince. He *knows* he'll get away with it.

Besides, who'd turn him in when they can keep getting their piece of that tail?

>>29024214

Then once he'd graduated he sobbingly tells the story of how those captains abused him.

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>>29024114
do it

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bump for slutty princes

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>>29024114
d o i t

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>>29025155
>rule63 shit

>>29015760
wow you are fucking paranoid as hell

I'm not at all attracted to male humans, but I would cuddle with gay pones. And give them handies and stuff. Maybe fuck their butts. Mostly I just think they're cute.

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I want to carry a snoozing stallion home.

I want to make sure he gets home safe and sound after a wacky night.

I want to lay him down into his bed and go to bed frustrated that he let himself get so carried away.

I want to wake up when he rolls over and starts snuggling with me, then fall back asleep in his hooves.

>>29025442
Pony is pretty much the only thing I can go gay for at the moment. Males are too douchy for same sexual.

> ITT horsefuckers make themselves prime targets by conveniently out themselves and their locations, and providing a means for people to lure them out of their basements

Be careful who you meet faggots, some of us might come with a baseball bat.

>>29026075
>implying we'd put our addresses on the Internet
It's like your parents never taught you online safety. Then again, if you're that salty your parents probably weren't in your life much.

>>29026075
kek, you got the message as well?

>>29026081
please, you dense cunts are so desperate for a cock to suck, there'll be plenty of suckers in the discords etc who can't resist.

>>29026075
>not bringing a gun with you, everywhere you go.

>bump

What the fuck happened to the pastebin in the OP?

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>>29026859
homohorse was in charge of the pastes so they likely got nuked and whoever made the thread didn't update to the new info.

>>29024114
Fuck off to the other thread.

>>29026859
>>29026874
the pastebin was still in jewgle cache, i copied it and made a new one, thank me later
http://pastebin.com/kWCbwu8j

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>>29015620
How do y'all feel about a greentext about cuddling a cozy hors?

>>29027327
Yes
but only if Mac's the big spoon

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>>29027777

>>29027909
he'll be both
I'll post after I make food

>>29027925
>it's the middle of the winter
>nighttime
>you're waiting in your small but homey cottage on the edge of town
>you take another sip of your cocoa, fidgeting in your seat
>you were expecting him to come visit you, but it's getting late
>you finally hear a knock
>you quickly get up, opening the door with a rush of cold air
>the large red stallion is taking up most of your view
>he's soaked to the bone, bits of snow stuck in his fur
>his eyes immediately light up when he sees you despite the cold
>you wordlessly usher him in, starting to brush the snow off of him
>”Thanks...” he mumbles, shivering despite the warmth of your home
>you take off the light green hat and scarf he's wearing, also soaked
“Go get warmed up, I'll be with you in a sec”

>>29028420
>he nods gratefully, trotting over to the fireplace
>he quickly falls to his haunches in front of the hearth
>you can see him starting to thaw out as he inches closer and closer to the softly crackling fire
>you hang his clothing up by the door, swinging by the kitchen to grab another mug of cocoa
>you sit down next to him in front of the fire, offering him the mug
>he gratefully accepts, warmth spreading as he sips the hot drink
>you press close to him, but he fidgets at the contact
>”Ah'm still wet, don't ya want ta wait?”
>you pause
“No”
>you wrap your arm around his midsection, pulling him in close
>he lets out a short, breathy laugh as he presses into you
>”Ah'm glad~”
>he rests his head against your shoulder
>your clothes are starting to get wet too, but you don't mind
>you scooch closer to the fire, savoring the warmth
>Mac shivers again, still partially frozen despite the heat

>>29028435
>you tease him
“You poor thing~”
>he presses his hoof into your side, the cold feeling like a quick slap
>”Hush now, you~”
>you tighten your grip, pulling him in closer
“I'm glad you made it, though”
>he smiles, making your heart flutter in your chest
>”Ah am too~”
>he takes a long drag from his mug
>he's heating up bit by bit, finally
>you run your hand over his back
>he hums in approval, leaning forward to give you better access
>your fingers trace up and down him
>you press in into his back muscles, still a little impressed at how strong they felt in your hands
>he shifts his weight to his other side, eyes closed and calm
>you trail down his foreleg, rubbing and squeezing

>>29028450
>he's no longer shivering, and is finally mostly dry
>heat is starting to radiate off him again, not as warm as the fire but much more intimate
>you bring your hand to his chest, tracing your fingers through the fur
“Nice and warm...”
>he leans over, planting a small kiss on your cheek
>you gently hold his head in your hands
>you lean forward, kissing his muzzle
>his fur tickles your face as he kisses you back
>you stay like that for what feels like hours
>not wanting to let go
>he eventually pulls back, gesturing for you to switch places
>you nod, scooching in close to his chest as his foreleg wraps around you
>he holds his other hoof in front of the fire a minute, making sure it's nice and warm before pressing it against you
>it was much softer than you expected at first, even if it wasn't as soft as hands would be
>he rubs over your chest, hoof swirling small circles into you
>you immediately relax further

>>29028469
>you let out a small sigh, shifting your hips so your back is pressed up against his chest and belly
>he smiles again as he rests his head on top of yours
>his warm breath washes over your forehead, and you can feel the steady rise and fall of his chest as you press together
>his hoof rubs lower over your stomach
>he pushes in, gently massaging your abdomen
>you can feel him holding back his considerable strength while he touches you
>it's become secondhand to him at this point
>you reach up, running your fingers through his orange mane
>he holds you a little tighter, the heat of his body radiating through you
“Mm...my personal space heater stallion~”
>”Mhm...” he idly agrees, kissing the top of your head
>you let out a sleepy yawn, the coziness starting to get to you
>Mac tries to hold it back, but he can't help but follow up with a slow, deep yawn of his own
>”Sorry...ah'm pretty beat”
>you shake your head, holding on to his foreleg
“No no, I am too...”
>the fire has died down considerably, it's almost entirely embers now

>>29028494
>you hadn't realized how much time had passed since he got here
>you try leaning forward to get up, but immediately fall back into him
>Mac chuckles good-naturedly at you
>”Need some help?”
>you nod
>he slowly stands up behind you, grunting softly as the muscles in his legs stretch out again
>he presses his muzzle against your chest, gently pushing upwards
>you hold on to his shoulder, rising to your feet after a minute
>you're a little wobbly while standing, but he stays close to steady you
>you gratefully rub over his neck and shoulders
>he lets out a warm hum, staying close while you work your way over to your bed
>you pull the large blankets and sheets back, the two of you nearly collapsing into the pillows
>you snuggle in together, wrapping yourselves back up
>you press into his large back, holding on to him while he curls up against you
>you sink into the soft mattress with him, cradling the two of you together
>he lets out another sleepy yawn
>”G'night” he mumbles, drifting off
“Night, Mac”
>”Ah love you”
“I love you too”

>>29028507
http://pastebin.com/kHMraGHW
only real writers go two years without writing

>>29028507
Probably the comfiest thing i've ever read

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>>29028737
Mission accomplished~

>>29028737
This

>>29028507
This made me feel.

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>>29028507
what a comfy story anon.
hopefully the first of many.

>>29029720
I'm already considering the follow-up. Lazy sunday morning cuddles in bed is very tempting. I'm not making any promises though

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>>29028529

I'm in love with this man.

Good shit, Grant~

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>>29030169
Why thank you~

Love you too, ya dork~

Bump bump

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>tfw you have to mentally prepare to suck dick

You guys are kinda gay

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>>29030230
>>29029720


c-could I please have a Shiny version?

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>>29025155
What about slutty wizards?

>>29032105

any slutty stallion is fine.

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>>29031462
What did he mean by this?

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>>29031607
Shining is the highest tier horsebando, but if I'm gonna write something cozy with him, it'll be its own thing. It might happen!

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>>29033500
what about Soarin?

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>>29032725
Sometimes you just know it's gonna take some prep work, y'know? Just a little mental pep talk.

>>29034247

Up there with Shiny and Mac because he's one of the few stallions that are actually stallions and not prissy mares that happen to have a cock.

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>>29034247
I've written a fair amount of Soarin' in the past, and I'm quite fond of him, but I like Mac and Shining a little more. Again, we'll see what happens.

>>29034488
This

>>29035157
Braeburn, there are more subtle ways of telling Soarin his cum could taste better, and eating an entire pineapple right before the act isn't going to change anything. It'll just give him a bellyache.

Also, which one of them is reading "Trickle Down Tyranny" in bed? I never took Soarin or Braeburn for /pol/aks

Kek posting from a Mac in the mall this touch bar is almost as gay as Braeburn

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>>29036075
>posting from a Mac

>>29036075
Leave open the thread, actually put it in full screen.

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>>29036153
Too late my dude. Big ol' black dude with basket ball hands was scary. I bounced as soon as I posted.

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>>29035166

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happy holidays /hhh/

>>29037658
The best gift you could give your parents is a late term abortion.

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>>29037849
nah, it's more fun to keep living and pissing off random people on the internet by just liking things that they don't.

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>>29037849
Make sure you keep it as a trophy, remind everybody you are pro abortion. Maybe hang it from the ceiling by some strings like a chandelier.

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>>29037890
That's the spirit, anon~

> late night
> get up from computer after relaxing session of cities:skyline
> big mac is doing crosswords
> you never understood the appeal
> he watches as you undress and puts down his reading glasses
> you crawl into bed and snuggle him
> a long sniff fills your nose with his masculine scent and makes you fell safe
> mac notises this and hugs you close, whispering
Ah didn't use any deodorant after shower like you asked, seem to be to your liking.
> you respond with a long kiss, savoring every second
> kiss end far too soon as allways
> you whisper back
I know is an odd request but your smell is so wonderfull, thank you
> even in the dark you think you saw his red cheeks take on a deeper hue
> his slow breathing and firm hug start to prove too much for you as you drift to sleep.


First attempt at making a shitty green text by non native english speaker, good night /hhh

>>29038564
This was pretty good for a first green. Hit a couple of my fetishes, too. But for future reference, you don't need a space after the >. And your quotations are off too. Your green is written in the first person (Anon is the narrator), so if it's said by another person, you format the dialogue like this (using the dialogue from your green:

>"Ah didn't use any deodorant after shower like you asked, seem to be to your liking."

And if it's said by the narrator, in this case Anon:

"I know is an odd request but your smell is so wonderful, thank you"

Aside from that, there are a few small grammatical errors, but it's nothing that impairs reading it. Certainly better than quite a few native English speakers.

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Would you a guard in socks?

I would

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>>29038940
Royal guards are hot stuff and I'd let them do unspeakable things to me.

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>>29034488
Oi, and Thunderlane is not a contender?

you guys are gay.


i like gay

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>>29039422
Yo, can I get a source on that image?

Also Check'd

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Conibot shh, I just woke up. I don't want to bump this early.

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>>29039024
same

>>29039422

>one of

never said they were the only three. Thunderlane's okay.

>>29038940
Are there any good guard and Anon bromance stories?

>>29040434
I'm sure there's one somewhere in the pastebin of stories. Can't think of one immediately though.

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>>29040326

>>29039024
would you let them do this to you?
https://derpibooru.org/1304259

>>29040725
oh my~

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>>29040725
just a routine patdown and cavity search, nothing to see here.

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>>29040946
he has to make sure you're not carrying any suspicious packages

>>29040725
Doesn't look like I'd need to let him.

But yes, a thousand times yes

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>bump

>>29026075
>Bringing a bat to a gun fight
*afixes bayonet*

>>29028507
>pale light streams in through your window
>you slowly stir, blinking the sleep from your eyes
>you can hear the birds chirping outside
>you shift in place, trying to stretch out your limbs before noticing you can't
>you realize that a large red foreleg is holding on to you
>you can feel the deep, steady rise and fall of his chest behind you
>his warm breath washes over your neck and shoulders as he snoozes
>you smile, choosing to say settled in instead of waking him
>one of his hind legs is wrapped around yours
>you scooch in a little closer to him, the heat of his body endlessly alluring in the cold morning air
>he unconsciously tightens his grip on you, pulling you in snugly against his chest
>you let out a contented hum under your breath
>something about the stallion's frame makes him perfectly suited to cuddling all parts of you at once
>you reach up, lightly holding onto his foreleg while still trying not to wake him
>his fur is even softer than your blankets
>smells better, too
>despite being a workhorse, he only ever smelled of comfortable masculinity
>and apples

>>29043880
>the light slowly grew brighter as the time passed
>you want to stay like this forever, wrapped up in his embrace
>your arm is starting to fall asleep though
>you weigh the pros and cons for a minute
>deciding that losing the limb was ultimately not worth it, you wiggle a little in his grasp
>you manage to turn around, facing his broad, fuzzy chest
>your movement was enough to wake him
>his eyes flutter, yet stay closed
>his chest rumbles as he lets out a low, sleepy groan
>you run your hands over him gently, rousing him more from his sleep
>after a few minutes he opens his eyes, unfocused
>you always forget how strikingly green they are
>you whisper to him
“Hey there...~”
>it takes him a second to respond, then his eyes focus back onto you
>he smiles warmly
>”Good mornin'...~”
>he leans forward, kissing your forehead
>you let out a satisfied sigh, kissing him square on the muzzle
>you both lazily take your time with the kiss, feeling no need to rush

>>29043890
>it's a few good minutes before you pull apart, still entwined under the covers
“You sleep okay?”
>he nods, his face ever-so-slightly turning more red as he notices how tightly he's holding on to you
>”Sorry...ah hope ah didn't smother ya too much durin' the night.”
>you press in against him
“Like you have to apologize for that~”
>he lightly chuckles, stretching out his legs around you
>he lets out a sleepy yawn as he works out the kinks in his muscles
>you pat his chest as you're unable to hold back a yawn of your own
>he finishes his stretch, laying out flat in the bed
>you motion for him to get on his back, which he immediately does
>making sure to stay under the covers and out of the cold, you lay on top of his torso
>you can feel the strong, steady heartbeat in his chest thumping against yours
>you wrap your arms around his midsection, wiggling your hands under his back where it's nice and warm
>he hums, content, as he wraps his forelegs around you
>you rest your head on him
>he plops his head down on top of yours
>”This is real nice, y'know~”
>you nuzzle into his chest
“I know~”

>>29043906
>he squeezes you a little tighter
>your gaze falls to the window, sunlight brightly streaming through now
“They don't need you back on the farm today, do they?”
>he shakes his head
>”Nnope, ah got nothin' to do.”
>you grin
“You're mine then~”
>he feigns dismay
>”Oh no, ya got me!”
>you both laugh lightheartedly
>you lean up to kiss him again, shivering as the fur tickles your face
>he shifts his legs, sliding the two of you deeper into the covers
>your hips are pressed into his now
>you slowly grind up against him
>his breathing hitches and his frame stiffens a little
>you can feel the heat growing slightly more intense
>you trail your hand over his chest and down his belly
>you kiss him more passionately this time
>his hoof moves lower down your back in turn
>he's breathing harder now
>you keep moving your hand lower
>he shudders as your fingers swirl over his fur
>he unconsciously lifts his hips a little, pressing back into you

>>29043941
>without warning, his stomach growls loudly
>his face turns bright red as his body betrays him
>you burst out laughing, rubbing over his stomach as it grumbles and complains
>he sheepishly laughs along with you
“I think the romance can wait for food~”
>”Sounds good ta me~”
>you push yourself off of him, pulling back the covers to get up
>the cold air hits your body, chilling you
>you pause
>you slide back into bed, retreating back to the warmth of your stallion
“...Maybe just a few more minutes~”

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>>29043978
http://pastebin.com/Kacz0ZKz
again, just in case anyone wants to read the degeneracy again

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>>29015620

My dad shoves glass in my vagina.

>>29044014
This is a really good green. Hits a lot of my fetishes, too.

Hope we get to see Anon getting pounded like a mare in heat in the next update.

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>>29045628
I'm seriously considering it, despite me wanting to keep things warm and cozy for aesthetic reasons

>>29045990
You can do both (in fact, please do, because I like both the soft, gentle Mac you're written and the rough, dominant Mac that'd dish out a thorough fucking)

Maybe they start out cuddling again after breakfast, turning each other on more and more until Anon's practically begging for Mac's nice, big cock, and when they're both exhausted from riding out their orgasms they're back to cuddling

But don't feel pressured to cram this in, I'd read your green no matter where it goes. It's fuckin great.

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>>29046213
Aw, thanks anon! I'll definitely consider writing it in!

>bump

>>29047439

>>29043978
>>29044014
>>29045990
God damn
this is cute

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>>29047895
Thanks, anon~

>bump

>>29048263
I just want to hang out with them and be best bros.

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>>29049326

>>29015760
>>29026874
What happened with homohorse?

>>29049980
he stepped down, plain and simple.

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Got some gay stuff for you guys

>>29015620
bump

>>29050176

>tfw he will never shoot load inside you.

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>>29051211
>he will never smack your rear as he pounds you hard
>he will never call you his slutty little stallion
>he will never make you so desperate for his cock that you beg for it
>he will never cum so hard inside you that it pools on the floor beneath you before he pulls out

>>29051299

It's just not fair.

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>>29051299
>you will never be sexually harassed and molested by Shining Armor.
>he will never degrade and demean you in front of the other guards.
>you will never become his faggy little slut when you're alone, begging him to fuck you raw as your legs shake and your knees buckle from how pent up and needy he's made you.

>>29051211
>>29051299
>>29051498
I want to be Shining Armor's slutty little fucktoy

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>>29051585

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>tfw no lewd lan party with some gamer colts.

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>>29052756
>lose horribly at a LAN party.
>the other players surround you.
>gangbang you relentlessly like only a bunch of pent-up and horny young stallions can.
>royal guard shows up some time later and ask what happened.
>all you can manage to blurble out from your cum-filled and tired mouth is
"they leveled up"

>>29052851

>Royal guard arrest you for indecency
>they gangbang you as well.

It becomes a weekly thing.

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>>29052851
>they leveled up
LMFAO

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>>29056491
I'd be sad about how ded this general is, but it's always been like this, just with random bursts of activity.
only tru 2014 kids remember homolove general

>>29056573

wasn't it /ccg/ back then?

>>29056646
Not him, but yeah.

>>29056646
it's been homohorse, coltcuddler, homolove, and whatever the original was called way back when

>>29056573
The golden days of /ccg/ were glorious.
The amount of daily green did unspeakable thing to my dick, I miss those magical days.

>>29057008
Those were great times. Too bad most of the other writefags moved on.
I also loved all the Fizzleposting before it completely took over and became unbearable
FizzlesAnon was the shit, man

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>>29057074
Fizzle posting was awesome because muh fetish.
no fizzle meant more hoers and fizzle posting gave my dragon fetish more fuel, it was a winwin.
But gotta agree with you about it coming too frequent occasionally

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>>29057191
It's literally been years, would anyone care of we posted it without spoilers? And yes, it was a a beautiful win-win.

In case any of you never saw the conclusion to the original and arguably best Fizz story
http://pastebin.com/Kr4JGgWM

>>29057237
If we are still here then the autist are not far
>inb4 we are the autistic

>>29057273
I think that can apply to everyone here, to some degree.

Ah, hell. >>29043978
Anyone interested in seeing a third part with lewd?

this thread is kinda gay

>>29057338
absolutely

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>>29057351
What are you talking about?

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>>29057458
Aight, I'll get working on it then. Stories don't get the attention they used to, but it's still fun to write.

>>29057338
>>29057523
Do it or no balls

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>>29057523
have a comfy brae as thanks anonymous writefag.

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>>29057534
Ah, yes, this was the motivation I needed

>>29057591
Thanks, anon~

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>>29057627
NO BALLS

We need a Romeo and Juliet but faggy and with birbs and pones.

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You know what's an underrated perk of being gay? Platonic relationships with girls.

It's fun to be girly.

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>>29058530
>female friends know you're gay
>brag about the nudes guys send them and show you
>indirectly getting straight dick as a result
feelsgoodman

>>29058530
>>29058587

fag hags are cancer.

>>>/trash/6728425

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All hail the Prince of the Night.

Worship him subtly, in your dreams.

>>29059645
>>>/trash/6729697

>>29059696
>implying I'd want him to bottom
>not wanting to be claimed by your Prince
What are you, gay?

I want to get drunk with a stallion.

I want him to get curious and flirty when the bubbly hits his head.

I want him to say things to me that I'd be terrified to say to him.

I want him to ask me "What's it like to be with a guy," and "Well, do you think I'm cute?"

>>29060408
Which stallion, anon?

>bump

>>29060408
Stuff like this is kind of why I want to get my boyfriend drunk for the first time. Would be a fun time, just hope he can handle the alcohol.

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>>29060472

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>>29059645
I worship all day and night for the hopes that a well endowed Prince demolishes me in my dreams

Is it weird that I'm straight as an arrow with irl people but when it comes to cartoon horses I'm suddenly bi?

>>29057008
>>29056646
R.I,P /ccg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0D0GMi4RoQ

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>>29061596
There's nothing wrong with that, I'm sure plenty of us also started out that way and progressed. Just do you, liking human dick or not.

Now suck the horse dick, anon.

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>>29061596

>>29061596

since I'm a KHV my only experience is with porn, personally I find most IRL gay porn completely disgusting, pony and furry gay porn however gets me harder than diamonds.

>>29062059
I think it's because gay porn is always either super masculine and shaved af or hairy like the Lorax. They also like to have shaved hair cuts and make the worst faces. Finding good gay porn is hard because there is SO MUCH BAD GAY PORN

>>29062293
Absolutely THIS

>>29062059
If you want good gay porn, you have to get away from frontpage porn sites.

I don't know how much you want us to corrupt you, but try looking into amateur, homemade stuff on sites where people can make their own accounts, like xtube or xvideos

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xmas pones

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I'd like him to scrape up my hips with those greaves.

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>A bullheaded mare tries to show a gay rights activist "how fucking great straight sex is." - 1973 (Colorized)

what is everyone's favorite homo couple in here? Mine is brae and sunburst!

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>>29064465

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>>29064465
Sunburst x Shining

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>>29064465

that's just something about it this ship I totally love.

>>29065353
It's a really comfy ship.

Big Mac is like Shining Armor's little secret away from home.

I wonder how they met... Was Mac making a delivery to a Canterlot gala? Maybe Shiny was on a pleasure trip visiting Twilight and caught sight of him around town? Resulting in a noticeable increase in vacation days taken to Ponyville?

>>29065799

I've never really thought about it, I just the like idea of two 'tough and manly' stallions together.

>>29065888
>they take turns being the sub
checked

>>29065353
Best ship

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He keeps me happy.

Where should I take a picture with him next?

>>29066647
To the beach!

>>29066647
>tfw no qt pone wizard plush to hug

>>29066647
Where can you buy one of those plushies?

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>>29066695
I got mine from a rusky on Etsy by the tag ValmiikiCraft

She does a lot of Fallout Equestria stuff too, and even OC's, last I checked her page.

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>>29066647
That plushie is so goddamn cute

>>29062351
>>29062293

I think its maybe could be the fact that I love to see guys that actually care for each other and are not just hookups which is rare. I also have trouble enjoying a video if it's not bareback and doesn't end in a creampie.

>>29066714
Damn those are some expensive plushies

>>29067319
Nothing makes me more happy than gay romancy stuff

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>>29067426
Like this?

>>29067847
Exactly like that

Do you think ponies make their tiny horse noises when then sleep?

>>29068255
>you will never be smol spoon to a qthorse
>qthorse will never make cute horsenoises in your ear in his sleep
why live?

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Colts love

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This wizard is great for a coffee date

>>29069171
What's your, and his, drinks of choice?

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what does /hhh/ think of this fag?

>>29070311
he's too stupid to be gay.

>>29070597
so you're saying he's the type who can be tricked by just adding "it's just what bros do" or "no homo" ?

>>29070905
He could probably be tricked into a brojob.

>>29070983
wonderbolt bros train him wrong as a joke and end up making him the sluttiest wonderbolt possible, they all know it, but to him it's just bros being bros and brojobs and light hazing.

and secretly he loves every moment of it

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>>29015620
I'm curious; How do you people feel about Trump?

>>29071002
I don't think anyone enjoys being raped.

>>29071590
A bad president but still better than hillary

>>29071601
actually studies have shown it's fairly common for the rape victim to feel arousal or even reach orgasm from rape which leads to feelings of self-loathing and emotional conflict for months or even years after the fact.

>>29071604
That's how anyone feels about him tho

>>29071613
So it's not rape if the victim orgasms?

>>29071590

he won't let us be thrown off buildings.

I want to be clear that I don't approve of same-sex relationships or marriages, but I respect your right to have them, and I'm against any persecution or discrimination against gays.

>>29071629
Right, he'd just ship us off to conversion camps.

>>29071727

trump is pretty okay with us, its Pence shocking us that we have to worry about.

>>29071658
Thanks, anon. It means a lot to me to know that someone is decent enough to have respect past their beliefs.

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>>29071737
it's the fun little safety net to keep the sjws from trying to off him, because Trump is pro-gay but Pence is a whole different story.

>>29071381

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>>29071737
Thankfully I don't have to worry about that

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I guess this is (kinda) relevant again

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gay

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>>29072526
Yeah basically

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>>29072694

>>29073144
Any more of these?

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>>29073802

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how would you seduce your horsebando /hhh/?

>>29074748
I would tell him that if he gives me love and affection i will suck his dick whenever he wants me to

>>29074748
*whips out dick*

>>29074748
With spell books and ear scratches

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>>29074849

>"Mhmmhmmhmmhmm--"
>The stallion tries to regain his composition, realizing he must be offending you
>"Er, uhm, pardon me for laughing!"
>He continues to giggle under his voice
>"It's just, uhm, I've never seen a dick so... so..."
>He looks again and tries not to crack up
>"Anon, it's cute! You're cute. Really! You have nothing to be ashamed of."
>"I'm sure you're perfectly-- suitable for creatures your size."

>>29066647
Cook a great meal and put him in to a food coma

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>>29074849
*whips your dick*

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>>29074914
>"A new spell tome for my archive? Oh, Anon, you shouldn't have!"
>The unicorn inspects its cherry-red binding, trying to find any indication of its contents
>His search proves fruitless; the only meaningful marking on the book being a lacy, pink heart on the tome's spine.
>He picks his nose up, deciding to ask you
>"Whose work is this? I don't see any signature or sigils anywhere on the cover, and I need to know where to file it so I can find it later."
"I'm not sure, the merchant told me, but you know how I am with names. I guess you'll have to read it and find out!"
>"Oh nonsense, that'd take at least an hour of indexing and cross-referencing, and we have to get going to meet up with the others. We really shouldn't keep them waiting too long."
"Oh, didn't you hear? Sparks was feeling sick, so he's staying home for the night, and Blues is out of town visiting family. It's just us tonight."
>The unicorn raises an eyebrow
"Besides, I like watching you work. It's so funny watching you making all those connections in your head and talking to yourself. I'll wait here while you figure it out."
>He looks at you, suspicious of your intent. Why hadn't his friends reached out to him earlier? Did the seller really not give you a receipt with the title and author of the book?
>"Alright, if you're sure, I'll get to work. Now, where to start..."
>He opens the tome up to the bookmarked page.
>"Chapter seven, Arcane Aphrodisia-- eep!"
>He shuts the book before he can finish the word.
>He looks toward you, his cheeks flushing red in embarrassment for what he was about to say.
>You have a telling grin across your face, chuckling at how well your plan seems to have worked.
"What's the matter? Were the pages cursed or something? Lost your tongue?"

>>29076029
Can I continue this?

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>>29076589
Go for it senpai

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sleepy hoers
sleepy anon

>>29077333
>Big Mac will never grind against your ass in his sleep

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>>29068662

>>29071613
Are you seriously justifying raping someone?

>>29071658
This is really all anyone can ask of you.

>>29071613
yes, the body is programmed to be aroused by sex. the problem is, you know, human rights.

>>29077384
>which leads to feelings of self-loathing and emotional conflict for months or even years after the fact

No, he's seriously showing how that biological quirk (the body still feeling pleasure during rape) leads to even more painful feelings afterward.

Please make sure you read the whole post before calling someone a racist.

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what would your horsebando wear if he was gifting himself to you this year?

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>>29077822
He would be wearing this.

I want to smooch a stallion

>bump

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>>29077857
But do they want to smooch us?

>>29078478
You?
No.
Because they're not real

>>29077853

>>29077822

just his bare, fluffy and soft fur.

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>>29078478

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>>29077822
>Comfy red wizard robe
>Custom white santa floof on the collar
>Mistletoe strategically hung from his horn

Smooch City, USA

>>29078492
But do they exist in another dimension?