What would each of the mane six be like drunk?

Get the fuck out, NDT

Twilight Sparkle: Would seize onto some inconsequential detail of the groups conversation and launch into a long, scholastic diatribe on the geopolitical ramifications of it, with many random tangents into peripherally related issues.

Rarity: Recalls something mean somepony said about one of her designs and gets angry about it, followed by getting weepy and ordering more booze.

Pinkie Pie: Becomes progressively more flirty and "hoofsy" the drinker she gets. Randomly approaches strange stallions in the bar and makes lewd suggestions to them.

Applejack: Tries to pick a fight with Rainbow Dash, but continues drinking until she has to be carried home.

Fluttershy: Seizes the karaoke machine's microphone and begins singing, even though the machine isn't even turned on.

Rainbow Dash: Refuses to fight Applejack and buys her more cider so she'll shut up, and tries to rein in the shenanigans of her friends, but winds up distracted by the game on television.

>>29010856
>Pinkie Pie
But that's how Rarity would act.

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>>29010887

Fluttershy has 4 different durnk modes:

Sad, Aggressive, Lewd, Aggressively Lewd

>>29010602
>Fluttershy
Drinks to much
Blacks out
Wakes up pregnant.
Calls Anon
He's already an hero'd.

>>29010602
>each of the mane six
congratulations on excluding me again.

>>29010887
>implying Rarity needs to be drunk to be like that. She's canonically like that in the show

>>29010957
Spike is too young to drink.

>>29010993
Spike can drink anyway, but being a dragon he could probably drink radioactive waste with no ill effects. It takes some seriously groovy crystals to get Spike buzzed.

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>>29010602
Fuck you. I'm extending it to all waifus.

Shimmer would probably drunkenly write some messages to Celestia through her book and then attempt to levitate things and cast spells before realizing she doesnt have her horn still.

>>29011005
What if spike gets drunk, then burps?

Instant flame thrower...

>>29011029
Fine, fine. Don't follow the rules. Just shit all over everything why don't you?

Flutter's can't drink right now though.

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>>29011471
I just might

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>>29011492

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>>29011513
Fine. Just fuck civilization. Let's just go back to fucking cave man times you fucking savage. I mean, WHO NEEDS FUCKING STANDARDS ANYWAY RIGHT YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE! FUCK!

>>29011642

Don't worry. President Trump will push the button.

#ResetTheWorld

>>29011492
nice maymay

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>>29010602
Applejack would be exactly the same. She's always a little drunk, it's the only way she can put up with her friend's bullshit.