Hey, /mlp/. If a random girl suddenly walked up to you and told

>>29009785
She's have to prove she's her first.

And if she is, then >rape, and only then i'll try to help her

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>>29009785
She'd be SOL because I've long given up on 3d.

>>29009785
Take her back to Equestria and fuck her there.

>>29009785
>"I'll help you only if I can come with you"

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>>29009785
If she's my waifu but she only wants to meet me because she needs to get back to her world, does that mean that she's interested in me just because I'm useful and not because she loves me?

If I told her that I still love her even in human form, would she just tell me to fuck off and help her leave this world?

Fuck you OP, I didn't need these feels.

>>29009785
tell her to fuck off
im not interested in 3dpd people, not even if transformation bullshit is involved
my waifu is a pony, not an ugly disgusting human

>>29009823
>>29009858

Nice meme

>>29009880
what the fuck
are you saying you somehow find real people attractive

im not baiting just answer the question

>>29009880
Found the normie

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>>29009857
I wasn't prepared for that feel, anon

Punch her in the face, then again, and again until she falls, and then I kick her till she dies

Nobody can every be my waifu, she lives in Equestria

>>29009785
Tell here that I only have a husbando.

>>29009857
There is a chance she could fall in love with you in the process of helping her out. It's not like getting back to Equestria is going to take just an hour or so. It's probably going to take days or weeks and in that time she'll probably have to room with you since she is effectively homeless with no money, no ID and no one else to take her in.

After all, it only took Flash Sentry a matter of days to win Twilight's affections. ^:)

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>>29009785
Wait for her to be a pony again, then apply leash to twiggles

>>29009785
Tell her >no hooves
Then go home a fap to horse pussi

>>29009785
>rape

>>29009880
>t. don't know what the fuck a meme is

>>29009785
Unless I felt some magical, spiritual connection, I wouldn't believe her, and I may be angry that she's making a joke of my most serious feelings. I doubt I'd humor whatever that 3D woman's up to.

Besides, my waifu doesn't live in Equestria. She lives in my head.

>>29009785
Please tell me you're not seriously planning on trying to use this tactic to pick up bronies...

>>29009934
>she'll probably have to room with you since she is effectively homeless with no money, no ID and no one else to take her in
ALL THE EGGS

>>29009785
Turn around and walk away because she's clearly crazy.

>>29010918
Unless you're planning to lure them into the woods and slaughter them, of course...

>>29009785
have here prove it. if she can help her. come with her.

>>29009857
what if being a waifu means that the pony had weird dreams about a hairless ape and now she recognizes you?

>>29009785

>>29011112
Shit. Off by one.

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>>29009785

I will immediately beat her and imprison her on a place in the woods
Will make her give me 3 kids and then consider return to Equestria
I will make some bullshit excuse like she was sent here as a punishment and Im her punisher

>>29009785
>girl walking up to me randomly outta nowhere and asking for things
>me
Discrepancy detected.