Are any of them virgins? I don't think so..

>>29009551
All in your perspective.

>>29009551

Twilight. Too much time studying and being Celestia's bitch. And not sure about Flutters, does having sex with her animals count?

>>29009551
Nice ellipses, faggot.

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Actually, on a side-note, I'm pretty sure unicorns could magic their hymens back, so they could be "virgins" as many times as they wanted to.

Let that sink in for a moment.

>Twilight
Yes, at least at the start of the series. Maybe at some point during the series so far she lost it.

>Pinkie Pie
No.

>Rarity
Maybe.

>Applejack
No.

>Fluttershy
No

>Rainbow Dash
Lol of course not

>>29009574
Virgin has nothing to do with hymens.

Many girls break their hymens through intense exercise alone.

Even if that weren't the case, virgin means never had sex.

>>29009576
Ebin meem broseph.
Real story:
>Twilight
Yes, at least at the start of the series.
>Pinkie Pie
No.
>Rarity
Of course not.
>Applejack
Yes.
>Fluttershy
No
>Rainbow Dash
No

>>29009551
Please, everybody knows that the only virgin is shift click because all shitposting threads

>>29009586
>Many girls break their hymens through intense exercise alone.
I've heard horse riding can break an hymen

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>>29009566
I guess a draconequus could be considered a form of animal, so yes.

>>29009551
There's nothing wrong with raising your waifu's son

>>29009551
Twilight: Yes
Pinkie Pie: Yes
Rarity: Yes
Rainbow Dash: Yes
Fluttershy: No

They all have regularly sex with each other. Except Fluttershy. She is too scared.

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>>29009551
Only Rarity is a virgin obviously.

>>29009620
Back to your leshit containment thread with your autism head canons.

>>29009590
Applejack is a farm girl, which means she did not have her virginity beyond highschool no matter what.
Rarity is a tease that won't do it unless it's with a literal prince on her wedding night.

>>29009624
I GET IT ITS BECAUSE THE FANDOM MEMES SAY SHE ISNT XDXDDDXDDD

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>>29009596

>>29009590
>Applejack
>Yes.
>Apple Bloom is her daughter
>is a vrigin
Sorry bud, but your virgin Mary story isn't based on reality.

Aside from cuck memes, why is being a virgin so important?

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>>29009576
>>29009590
>>29009620
>>29009644
Fuggin ebic memes my fellow /b/ronies :,) i sure can't wait to show this to my friends on discord when I get home lol

>>29009658
DONT WORRY ANON THERES NOTHING BAD ABOUT RAISING YOUR WAIFUS SON XDXDDDXDXDXDXXXXDXDDDD

>>29009658
Because when you mention it, every Equestrian princess will want to take your virginity

>>29009658
Virgins are less likely to have STDs.

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>>29009574

Every one of them has probably gone through estrus multiple times. Some of them probably sought out stallions to satisfy them while the others beat their heat through "artificial" means. Twilight, Fluttershy and AppleJack are probably the latter while Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Rarity are the former.

>>29009658
It is a social construct that snowballed into people putting huge values into for no rational reason.

>>29009677
Now that makes sense.

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>>29009551
>Any of the mane six not being a virgin

Memes aside, if a pony doesn't have a son/daughter, they're virgin.

>>29009595
L-lewd

>>29009754
BUT TWILIGHT FUCKED HER BROTHER AND FLASH XDXDDDXDDXD

APPLEJACK FUCKED HER BROTHER XDXDDXDDD

PINKIE PIE FUCKED CHEESE SANDWICH XDXDDXDDXDDXXX

RARITY FUCKED EVERYBODY XDXDXXDXDDDXXDXDX

RAINBOW DASH FUCKED QUIBBLE SOARIN AND ZEPHYR XDXDXDDDXD

AND FLUTTERSHY FUCKED DISCORD FLUTTERKEKS BTFO XDXDXDDXDDDDD

>>29009595
That's got to be scary as fuck

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>>29009780
I know you're being ironic but it's a tad bit too much my man.

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>>29009731
Also here is the pic I was going to include with the post but for some reason the mobile app I was using kept crashing everytime I tried to browse the gallery.

>>29009551
Yes because there is no such thing as sex in a little girls show /thread.

>>29009902
This.
There's not gonna be much porn of it

>>29009660
Aren't you just the cutest.

>>29009902
Not according to Lauren Faust.

I think a better question would be who would fuck a human.

>>29009633
Alternate opinion: AJ is so tied up with running the farm and keeping the family together that she barely has time for friends, let alone for stallions.

rarara might not have found mr right, but she offers a looot of trial runs.

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>>29009576
>Rarity
>Maybe.

She would be the very first to lose her virginity.

>>29010020
>shit-tier waifus sleep around a lot
Yeah, we know

>>29009994
No one, that's who. Humans are disgusting af.

>>29009551
Isn't Rainbow a pure Christian mare?

>>29010332
This

>>29009551
all of them except Twilight

Starlight is also a virgin, but I'm afraid Sunset isn't

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>tfw your non-mane 6 waifu will forever be pure

>>29010676
>tfw I believed this in the past
Only one-shot characters are safe from the madness that is shippy animators.

>>29009551

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>>29009551
Only Dash.

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>>29009551

>>29009551
Tried to think this through realistically. Plz r8 m8s

>Twilight Sparkle
No, probably not, and if she has, she probably regrets it. Like, she's literally spent her whole life as an anti-social bookworm who saw friends as unnecessary in the grand scheme of things--she probably felt the same way about romance too. Now maybe she's had tiny crushes, but her upcoming never really gave her the opportunity to have sex, and her new position as Princess is definitely filling that void too. So no, I don't think she's had sex, or enough of it to actually enjoy it. It’s simply that Twilight’s personality type, her placement, and her career all make it very unlikely that she has done much. Does she wish she has? Maybe now that she’s a princess and sees that she’s taken her simple Librarian life for granted, yeah. Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if she actually did once try to test her writing skills in erotica just to venture out some repression. She’s probably waiting to meet a guy, but fears if she’d commit. She’s lonely and wants to lose the v-card.


>Pinkie Pie
Something tells me she could have had a few flings here and there; maybe some nights spent outta love and passion, others by sheer lust. However, I don't think she's as lewd as everyone thinks. She has parties, yeah, but these parties are pretty light-hearted. Like, confetti, pin the tail on the donkey, type of parties. I think it's safe to say she's kissed ponies, definitely made out with some, but I feel like she's not too sex-driven. However, she definitely would have sex-appeal in Ponyville to colts and young stallions for her nice and up-close attitude. She's naive and innocent and funny, and shy males love that shit. So virgin or not? I’d say no. She probably has had SOME experience, but it doesn’t drive her as much as we think.

1/3

>>29009596
Many animals.
Like a one person zoophilic orgy.

>>29012531
>Rarity
...Rarity's character really shifted from the early seasons. Like, in season one, she was a greedy, manipulative, gossiping mare...but somewhere along the line, she's really matured. She's no longer as bad these days; she's nicer, kinder, and more mature in current episodes instead of being whiny. I think she started out having lot of sex, but not like a slut would. More like a diva. She may go to an event well-dressed, have some wine, and chat it up with some charming stallion, then take it to the sack after a romantic evening. She’d be clingy, call him her Prince Charming, and the guy would then be all like “shit, this isn’t what I signed up for” and calmly break up...or try to. I think she's had a couple of romantic venues, maybe had her heart broken a couple of times over dramatically; however she's probably wised up and has a more mature outlook on sexual escapades these days. However, she probably has had the most nights out with a pony if not due to her desire to be a true mare. If it’s any consolation, she probably saved it for someone special...she just let herself get swept off her hooves too easily at the time. So no, she’s definitely not a virgin.


>Fluttershy
She maybe was kissed on the cheek once as a dare in flight school, and it scarred her for life. Other than that, I doubt it. She probably struggles to find times to herself to masturbate, and wishes she could do more despite being utterly terrified. She's probably a virgin unless she's grown more confident. Maybe Discord tried to persuade her, I don't know. I guess you could just place Fluttershy as a big question-mark, because it mainly depends on her upcoming, who she knows, and what we know...and we just know that she’s been friends with Rainbow, she sucked at flight school, and she likes animals. I honestly doubt she even wants sex. She’s probably a virgin, and will remain so unless she acts on her feelings.

2/3

>>29012545
>Rainbow Dash
Um, okay. Two big possibilities for Dash in my opinion are pretty contradictory, but hear me out. I think Dash is either a huge fucking virgin, or she’s got a rich sex-life. The reason I argue she COULD be a virgin is because, well, she’s a fucking bragger, she probably goes around talking about how she’s fuckin’ every night and getting some cause she’s the shit--and stallions probably believe it too. However she could just be saying all of that to sound cooler--she’s lying. Heck, maybe that’s why she’s not the element of honesty for fuck’s sake. So yeah, the other option is just as likely, if not moreso. She’s got a pretty good sex-life, or at least had sex several times. I mean, she seems like the type. She’s had numerous friends in flight-school, she’s competitive, she’s impulsive, and she’s an adrenaline junky who loves the thrill of doing things. Personally, I find this option to be most likely. So yeah, I think she’s not a virgin.


>Applejack
No, she did not fuck Big Mac. She’d have to be drunk (and him too) if they were to screw each other, and in the morning, they’d be sickened by it. So, realistically, that probably didn’t happen. However, I’m sure Applejack has had a fair share of evenings spent with some handsome stallions. Probably not all that often, but if someone is nice, starts flirting with her, and they chat for a while, she might warm up to him, then would pretty much take the reins from there. She probably likes her men strong and confident, yet humble enough to not be bull-headed. All in all, she likes a man’s man who is responsible. So no, I don’t think she’s a virgin really. She just has a normal, nice and healthy sex-life.

3/3

Thoughts?

>>29012531
>>29012545
>>29012553
>Twilight and Fluttershy are virgins
>Dash is not

opinion discarded

Twilight, Fluttershy and Rarity are canonically sluts because they keep blushing at every guy they see or touch.

>>29012531
>>29012545
>>29012553
Hell of a thought process you were in. Bonus points for triggering this faggot >>29012593

>>29012531
>>29012545
>>29012553
This is probably what the most realistic answer would be. I like how you propose an explanation that Rainbow COULD be a virgin but brags a lot while also sating she very well could not be due to impulsiveness.

>>29012553
>>29012531
>>29012545
Is this some sort of shitty headcanon?

>>29009551
the answer is it doesn't fucking matter, they're cartoon horses that's made for little girls and to sell toys, you're a retarded autist who's throwing their life away.
enjoy your shitty wasted life

None of them are. Estrus waits for no mare.

>>29012531
>>29012545
>>29012553
I wrote this for like 15 minutes gime more (yous)s

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>>29012817
Here you go.

I'm on board with you for the most part save fluttershy. I'm pretty sure she has been taken advantage of and not in a boys-are-dumb-and-break-hearts kind if way either. She shows a lot of signals that coincide with being an abuse victim.

Non-monogamists are disgusting. I hate them so goddamn much.

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>>29009595
>believing women

>>29012965
It's funny you mention that, because I was honestly going to write that in, but I thought that there's just too little to go off of for Fluttershy. That and I haven't seen the episode where her family is introduced and I didn't wanna say she might've had daddy issues or something. I also think that maybe, just hear me out, that Rainbow Dash screwed her up. Not sexually, but socially crippled her. Like, maybe she started a lot of teasing that lead to her insecurities, and feels guilty over it. This is all hypotheical though, and I feel it's not tangible enough.

>>29013029
The dash thing is possible but it seems to go deeper than just insecurity. Her shyness is behaviorally abnormal. This would be excepted behavior in a child of say 7 years but not normal in an adult that lives on her own. Introversion is not uncommon but not her degree of shyness. It also only seems to manifest around adults; she does not display the severe end of it around animals or children of any sapient race.
This, coupled with repressed anger issues that sometimes erupt with extreme and disproportionate outbursts are pretty classic signs of childhood abuse.

>>29013096
But who abused her? Family

>>29009677
overwhelmingly good point

>>29012553
I think you misread Dash. Dash is the T.E. Lawrence, the bold, brash, egotistical adventurer who finds romance a boring distraction compared to life's other pursuits. also I see a lot of myself in her and I've always been far too interested in other fun things to bother trying to have sex

>>29009551
Realistically, Twilight is the most likely to be a virgin.
A bookish shut-in that never used to socialise would probably never find themselves in a situation where they could not only meet a like-minded person and potential partner, and would certainly not have the social skills necessary to navigate themselves to the bedroom and engage in intercourse.

Pinkie on the other hand, is the most social out of all of the ponies.

From this we can glean that Pinkie Pie is the biggest slut in Ponyville, so much so that it puts Rarity to shame and causes Fluttershy to get her face out of Discord's lap for half a minute to comment by saying "Wow, I knew I was thirsty but that mare has been the town bicycle for six weeks now and she's still not satisfied. What a slut.". Then Discord would nod in agreement and gently guide her mouth back to his well-lubricated pair of cocks.

>>29010020
WITH her dad?

>>29009551
>Rainbow Dash fucks Spitfire in the locker room
>Twilight disciplines her student Starlight Glimmer
>Fluttershy has weird magic sex with Discord
>Applejack secretly has sex with Big Mac behind the barn
>Pinkiepie probably rapes everyone in town
Idk about Rarity, she probably thinks she's above such a thing, or thinks it will destroy her image,

>>29013185
Possible, but unlikely considering their personalities save for maybe her brother.
Probably a family friend or neighbor, someone outside of her immediate safety bubble but allowed in.

>>29014566
>Idk about Rarity
Regular threesomes with Coco Pommel and Sassy Saddles

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>>29009596
I'M NOT A KEK!

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>>29014604
cuck
cuck
kek

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>>29014604
>>29014609

>>29014566
>dykeshit
You have a containment thread, yet you come here.

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>>29010676
>tfw your waifu still can't get an episode
>tfw your waifu will forever be pure
It hurts so good

>>29014280
Wasn't Lawrence gay and made up this story of being captured by turks and fucked up the ass

>>29015223
If you're some hack pop historian, sure.

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You faggots are applying human world stereotypes and behaviour into a show of magical talking miniature horses. Just stop, we are incapable of truly understand their culture, something that would seem lewd to us, would be completly normal for an innocent pony. Face it, you know they're all virgins wether you like it or not.

>>29009551
Pretty sure at least rarity(whore) and fluttershy(hanging out with discord for at least 1-2 years) are no longer virgins and fluttershys change of moods f!rom shy to assertive might be another proof

>>29009660
>>29009780
Is something troubling you, friend?

>>29010676
No one will want to fuck treehugger

>>29012545 Fluttershy became more assertive some time after meeting discord, i think losing virginity with him made her more confident in s5-6

>>29015337
All other social event and interactions on the show mirroring our human society so thefes no evidence to support that ponies treat sex differently

>>29015337
You're on a board filled with autistic virgins who haven't had a meaningful conversation with another person in real life in months or years. You're setting your expectations too high.

>>29009595
>every girl and their sister has broken their hymen from 'horse riding'
yeah okay

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>>29009586
>>29009595
>>29009776
>>29009787
>>29013028
>>29016130
>virgins in charge of knowing anything about vaginas
Hymens aren't freshness seals, having an intact one doesn't mean a girl is a virgin. Same as having a torn one doesn't mean the girl isn't a virgin.
If you give a damn about her during sex you can fuck her without tearing it, you just have to be careful putting it in. Or use a little foreplay to loosen her up.

Don't think that you've ever done anything but hurt a girl if you make her cooch bleed.

>>29009551
Rainbow Dash.
Equestria strikes me as the kind of place where a virgin is any girl who can run (or fly) faster than their brothers and/or schoolmates.

Now you know why she's so fast.

>>29016557
>you can fuck her without tearing it
Micro cock detected

>Don't think that you've ever done anything but hurt a girl if you make her cooch bleed.
Micro cock confirmed

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>>29016557
If I were a sexually active girl I would be happy once it broke so I wouldn't have to worry about it. It just seems like another inconvenience of the female anatomy.

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>>29014981
>tfw your waifu will remain pure because no one would think to ship anyone with her and so far the only characters associated close to her are the CMC and sometimes Twilight
feelsgoodman.jpg

Do ponies even have hymens?

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>>29016683
>tfw your waifu remains pure because she's an autistic nerd pone who's sweater smells like old spaghetti

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>>29016701
Google, anon. Yes.

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>>29009551
Hey OP, are you a virgin?...I thinked so

>>29015424
Dude I would.

>>29009551
well i am virgin enough for all of them

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Epic Memes: The Thread

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>>29009551
Twilight: Yes

Rarity: Hell to the fuck no

Applejack: No

Fluttershy: yes

Rainbow: Nah

Pinkie Pie: I don't think, bet her pussy is still really tight tho

Clestia: Yes, took a vow of celibacy.

Luna: No, but has not been with a pony in eons

Glimmer: She's shit, no one would ever fuck her.

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>>29016683
It almost makes me a little nervous to have a Celestia episode, considering that the first time in any offical media she got they immediately paired her up with good Sombra from another dimension.

Princesses are best waifus tho, you've got some good taste Anon.