RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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First for CELESTIAS MAJESTIC MASSIVE MAMMARIES

>>29007299
>>"Why there's nothing sexier than chopping wood"
We need this. NOW!

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>>29007315
Such majesty, such beauty, unparalleled perfection.

>>29007322
This.

>>29007299
RGRE? More like Eggs Benedict.

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>>29007299
>>29007281
>But not you! Not Principal Celestia Solaris!
>You were still in the prime of your life!
>Sure, SOCIETY considers a woman in her mid-thirties to be past her prime, but you still had it!
>You went jogging every morning and most men probably wouldn't agree but your legs greatly benefited from it! You had legs for days!
>Even poor little Anon agreed with you! Barging in right when you were lamenting about your age, he did his best to cheer you up.
>By assuring you that young men loved "Birthday-Cakes" or whatever he had called you.
>At first you thought he was simply being the kind and caring Anonymous that you had come to greatly cherish as one of your students.
>It wasn't until your niece Cadence pointed out that he was showing all of the tell-tale signs of a young crush on an authority figure that you started to see his affections in a new light.
>You tended to believe her when it came to the psychological and hormonal issues with students. She was a councilor after all.

>It's with a drawn out and breathy sigh that you finally plant your slightly-cake-increased tush into your favorite spot in the whole school.
>The very comfortable chair in your office.
>Classes had ended for the day, and you had been required to attend four different meetings, two of which overlapped.
>You had spent most of the day standing in heels and you were ready to just sit back and relax for a while, now that things had calmed down.
>You let out a contented sigh, knowing that nothing else could surpass this moment in pure bliss.
>*BAM* "Hey Ms. Celestia!"
>That adorable young man chirped as he burst into your office and would have tackled you clean off of your chair had you not had a noticeable different in height and weight.

(cont.)

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Reminder that no matter how good the pussy type, it's even more fun to mix it up.

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>>29007353
>And me oh my could you feel everything. His chest rubbing against your breasts, brushing against your areolas and teasing your milky-soldiers out of their homes.
>And unlike most boys likely would act in his situation innocent Anon either didn't notice, or didn't think it was anything other than natural.
"Grhh..H-hello to you too, Mr. Anonymous." You greeted back with as genuine a smile as you could manage.
>He held his embrace long enough for you to start debating if you should return it or not, and he finally pushed back off of you just as you were about to move your arms up to reciprocate.
>You took a moment to recover your wits before responding.
"So, what brings you to my office today Mr. Anonymous?" He crosses his arms in a huff and pouts at you.
>"I keep telling you Ms. Celestia, you can call me Anon!"
>OnlyifyoucallmeCellyhotstuff-.. where did that come from!?
"And I keep telling you Mr.-" You almost visibly lurched as his expression dropped from pouty to sad.
>Ohshitimetocompromise.
"Mr. Anon." You breathed a sigh of relief as his expression changed back into something more neutral.
>He didn't look happy about it, but he was clearly happier than the last name.
"Mr. Anon-" You had to stop yourself from adding "ymous" and simply continued in as smooth a manner as possible.
"-what do I owe your visit today?" You asked as pleasantly as possible.
>At first you did find his constant visits bothersome, and had expressed that readily. But he had quite easily won you over by figuring out when you were the least bust added to the fact that your chats with him were actually one of the highlights of your day now.
>"I'd never pass up a chance to see you ma'am! But today, well-" He looked away, his cheeks gaining a pink-ish tint. He reached into his backpack and pulled out a beautifully gift-wrapped box with pink hearts as the design. You stared in confusion for a few moments before he placed it into your lap.
>"Happy birthday Ms. Celestia!"

(cont.)

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>>29007373
>...
>That's right.
>Today was your birthday.
>You had, you had completely forgotten.
>No one except Luna ever remembered anymore.
>But Anon...
>"Ms.?"
>Why was there suddenly water dripping into your eyes? Was there a pipe-leak?
>"Ms. Celestia?"
>You're not sure what you did next.
>When you finally came to your senses you found yourself embracing one of your students, his hands trailing up and down your back in a comforting gesture.
>His chest once against pressed against your sensitive mounds, his knee positioned just right that he must have felt the scorching heat radiation off of-
>You hastily step back and let him go, and he does the same. Smiling that same innocent smile of his, like he didn't know just how dangerous his touch would be at that moment.
>You didn't know it yet, but this moment would inspire many a wet dream for the next month.
>It takes a full minute of awkward silences before you decide to move on and open his gift.
>It comes undone quite easily. like the pants of gentle lover practically bursting with excit-damn it all now you'd be thinking like that for the rest of the day.
>The gift is quickly unwrapped and you find.. two slips of paper.
>It's two tickets, tickets to a show you happened to mention to Anon that you were a fan of a month prior.
"Oh, Anon." A warm smile spread across your face. "This is wonderful. Thank you."
>"I'm so glad you like them!" He cheered, hopping in place with a big, genuine goofy grin on his face.
>"And if you'll notice, there are two tickets." That made you pause, how did he know Luna was a fan of this show as well? Oh well, Luna was going to absolutely flip.
>"So I'm going with you!"
>She was whining for weeks straight that she had missed her chance to buy tickets, and that the show was sold out. Oh this was going to be so much-
>Oh shit what.

That's it.

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>wake up to alarm going off
>go to silence it
>see a blue primary and yellow primary feather resting together on your night stand
what do

>>29007395
d'aww

>>29007395
>>You didn't know it yet, but this moment would inspire many a wet dream for the next month.
wew

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>>29007395

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>"Hi, Anon..."
>Oh no.
>That look in her eyes.
>You look everywhere else.
>No distance could put you out of earshot from her.
>There's nothing you can pick up to cover your ears.
>Instead, you rush her.
>Twilight rears back, sternly pushing her hooves into your chest and using her magic to hold back one of your hands before it can cover her mouth
>She quickly stammers out "Arbitrio Reginae!"
Damnit.
>Now you legally have to have sex with her.
>Dumb pony laws.
You're not even in heat, you dumb horse.
>"Oh, I am. I just got bored so I cast a spell on myself."
>Not even any clothes in her way. Males can't wear clothes indoors, apparently.
>Dumb. Pony. Laws.
>She's already riding you by the time you just stop struggling and accept your fate.
>You turn your head to the side, only to notice Glimmer hiding behind a potted plant.
>Oh, she's getting off on this alright.
>She's not doing a god damn thing to help you.
>You see her shake a little as she sees your balls fertilize Twilight.
>Cuck.

How would you feel if, after entering a land where the females are like males and the actual males are few in number and highly sought after, you still didn't attract anyone and still ended up alone?
Where would you go from there?

>>29007435
Live my life as I always have, alone and career focused.

>>29007440
>don't even have your career in equestria
>it's back on earth

>>29007452
Then I develop a new one, in Equestria.

>>29007440
>>29007456
I think I'd just walk into the Everfree and try my hand as a monster hunter, to be honest.

>>29007408
>>29007420
>>29007413

If anyone's curious there was also a card that read "I'm hot for teacher!" Anon plays it off as him association "hot" with "sun" like the design on her clothes and her last name. Celestia is momentarily distressed until she understand what he "meant."

It got cut because it would have been by itself like this.

>>29007435
Find some equally lonely loser who can't get her pussy licked because her horn is too short/is a birdpone can't sing well to the males/claws not as sharp as that dragoness who gets all the fuccbois/is a slightly pudgy minotaur then try my luck.

Being losers with benefits sounds like an interesting deal.

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>>29007395
This is pure gold brother. Im lovin it.

>>29007426
>You turn your head to the side, only to notice Glimmer hiding behind a potted plant.
Go on. I like that ideas.

>A single businessmare finds a homeless kidnon on the streets
>Brings him home and raises him to the best of her abilities
>Years later, while cleaning his room, she finds some "mature" magazines
>And the mares in there all look like her

>>29007553
>"Brown furred, blue maned, slightly overweight 38-year-old mares with briefcase cutie marks?"
>"That's one specific fetish."

>>29007395
>>Why was there suddenly water dripping into your eyes? Was there a pipe-leak?

I fucking hoped out of my chair threw my self on the ground grabbed some near by dumbbells and started punching the air and yelling "Yessss yesss yess FUCK YES YOU DID IT ANON!". fallowed by "YOOOOOOO". then i questioned my life goals. the story was good.

>>29007553
Cmon anon, don't taste me.

>>29007604
Uh, what? I really hope you meant to say tease.

>>29007621
Personally i hope he meant taste, It would be far more "exciting".

>>29007632
"I gonna eat you little pony!"
>"N-No! don't eat meeeeee"
>"O-h--ohhhh yaaaaaahhhhhhhh"

>>29007655
>Tfw no predatory fetish

>>29007399
you horsemarried now
do them

>>29007564
in pornography the cutie marks are often obscured by "erotic" clothing or makeup to "hide" identities

the porn he has is of her

>>29007573
What, good enough for me to become a namefag good, or "shut the fuck up and post green or go fuck yourself" good?

>>29007713
poost more green

then maybe namefag after longform story

>>29007713
Personally as i like to chase down my favorite name fags i would vote yes.

>>29007713
We just lost already 1 writerfags just few days ago.

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>>29007854
>1

The propeller lured them all to the discord.

>>29007395
And how is this shit even rgre?

>>29007854
Are you talking about me?
>>29008025
Sound like Anon didn't not go Equestria or EG.

>>29007713
Bit of column A, bit of column B.

>>29007967
I FUCKING CALLED IT, DISCORD CHAT IS THE TOOL OF THE PROPELLER, DOWN WITH THE CHAT , DOWN WITH THE CHAT!

>>29007854
Hey hey! I'm still here.

>>29008342
We weren't talking about you. We were talking about the ones who speak English.

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>>29008342
>He just done writing about a fucking WoW
>No Anon
HERESY!

>>29008342
It ain’t gonna write itself, Sugarcube.
>>29008353
You're act like racist, no kidding.

>All those racist comments
Why did I look
I should not have looked

>>29007352
Come to think of it, the doctor batman is most likely chasing female MCs in shoujo reverse harem.

>>29008342
And? You don't do shit here, why should anyone care? Only thing you got is a name you didn't do anything to deserve.

>>29008368
If you're going to write stories in English, for an English speaking board, you should probably have a fluent grasp of the damn language before doing so.

ESLs, not even once.

Ok shut the fuck up.
>>29008342
I know you got talent, but just ignore the racists. just focus on your damn thing.
>>29008377
And what the fuck is that?
>>29008386
Anon, you think learning English is so easy? It’s not considered an undertaking to learn a second language in most of the world. If you speak French in any New York taxi, you’ll often find that the driver is North African, and he will interject with flawless French, on top of his English, Arabic, and local dialect. And he will be embarrassed about NOT SPEAKING SPANISH WELL ENOUGH.

>>29008394
I hate dealing with people who speak poor English.

>>29008394
Okay shitstick what was racist about anything said to this faggot>>29008342
He has done nothing here, other then shitpost with poor grammar, and trying to get attention with little effort. I will tell you, THERE IS NOTHING RACIST ABOUT CALLING THE USELESS FUCK OUT! So shut the fuck up.
>>29008342
You too.

Since when is calling someone 'English' racist?

>>29008368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbaMqyG2tA

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Ok ok stop already guy. how about a cute pony.

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>>29008401 Shut the fuck up, I don't need this in my life you are literally the worst person in this fucking thread neigh on this whole damn board. You're the reasons baby's get cancer. I hope you choke on the next cock you suck on anon because I swear if you get me to like that damn thing I will send you strait to hell.

>>29008417
And no answer other than my feelings are hurt? You are in the wrong neighborhood. Tumblr is in the other direction, they accept your low standard for racism.

OK STOP! calm the fuck down.
Post green!

OH MY GOSH WHERE IS OUR WRITERFAGS!?

HOLY SHIT!

>>29008416
Cute pone. Saved
>>29008423
Someone triggered? You sure as shit seem like your trying to kill yourself with a panic attack.

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>>29008428
thank m8.

God, What the fuck is happening here?

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>>29008439
Shhhh. no talk, only love.

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:3

>>29008442
>New Art
>Saved
Damm, i gonna write some green.

>>29008439
Some idiot virtue signaling retard protecting some random Anon using a undeserved name, and trying to say it was racist. Other than that, saving pics of cute pones.

>>29008439
I have no idea. But I'm scared...
And extremely aroused! >>29007713
Keep writing! And name! Hmm, what could you be... Oh, i know! Squishy! Oh oh! Or, TeachAnon! I don't really know... I'm just bored...

>>29008444
>"Hello Anonymous~"
>You're Anon
>You feel very uncomfortable with this
>Like SUPER not okay
>"What's wrong sweetie?"
>Something not right about her face
>You know that everywhere
"R-rape"
>"Oh, oh dear~"
>Hard to make words when your chest hurts
>"Do you like combatives Anon?"

I'm tired

>>29008486
>>"Do you like combatives Anon?"
>combatives
>TFW

>>29008475
You're a Christian?
You're a girl?

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>>29008503
Ew Religion!
>girls on the internet
One day
--
>>29008486
>pic related

>>29007426

>She quickly stammers out "Arbitrio Reginae!"
>Damnit.
>Now you legally have to have sex with her.
>Dumb pony laws.
>You're not even in heat, you dumb horse.
>"Oh, I am. I just got bored so I cast a spell on myself."
>Not even any clothes in her way. Males can't wear clothes indoors, apparently.
>Dumb. Pony. Laws.
>She's already riding you by the time you just stop struggling and accept your fate.

You know, stallionists would have a point in an RGRE where there's a law that requires stallions to have sexual with mates in heat.

>>29008522
>law
"NO! NO! I WILL BREAK THAT LAW!"
>"You can't not break that law anon"
"AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>"Ahh---ahhhh---ahhhh--ahhh"

>>29008522
I'll say it again, that's why I carry a knife. All I have to do is wait for them to get close and boom! No more rapist.

>>29007399
Use em to finish my arts and crafts project so mummy can put it in the fridge!

>>29008577
Anon... You go on 4chan... No girl WANTS to rape you.

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>Be Twilight.
>The four of you just got done eating cupcakes.
>For breakfast…
>Besides that you and Anon have to go to Rarity’s for the clothes.
>Honestly you’re excited to see what she made.
>The two of you are about to leave when Fluttershy stops you.
>”Um, Twilight. Can I talk to you in private for a minute.” She ask.
“Oh, sure Fluttershy.”
>You say as she leads you behind the cottage.
>”So… I know this may be something that friend should talk about. But it’s important I tell you how to safely have intercourse with Anon.” She says as calmly as possible.
“F-Fluttershy! I know about sex!”
>You say as a tint of red takes your checks.
>”I know that. It’s just, Anon is a predator. I can tell from his teeth. And predators can be dangerous while mating.”
>You have to admit. It would be safer to know the dangers now then later.
>Even if you and Anon won’t be doing anything for awhile.
>But why does everyone have to teach you this stuff!
>First Celestia now Fluttershy!
>Who’s next? Rainbow Dash?
>You sigh.
“Alright, what do I need to know.”
>” Some predators bite while mating.”
>U-Unf!
>”This wouldn’t be to bad. But we don’t know Anon’s bite force ratio.”
>Never mind!
>”Just be sure to be careful. While I don’t think Anon would intentionally hurt you. Better safe than sorry.”
>You never really thought of that.
>What if Anon has different mating rituals than ponies?
>What if he bites your head off like a mantis!
>Or even worse!
>What if he doesn’t have a dick!
>How could you have never thought of this!
>Fluttershy notices you panicking and speaks up.
>”Twilight listen! I don’t think Anon will hurt you. He’s too sweet. The only reason I told you was so that you don’t end up freaking out and end up hurting him or yourself.”
>She reaches for something behind her wing.
>She pulls out a small device hooked up to some curved white thing attached to it via a wire.

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>>29008607
>”Here get him to bite down on this as hard as possible and it will tell you his bite force. “ She says as she hands it to you.
“How do I get him to bite it?”
>Fluttershy begins to think.
>”You could tell him it’s for science.”
>That… Could work…
“Alright Fluttershy. Thanks for the help.”
>You say tucking the device under your wing.
>You wave to Fluttershy before heading back over to Anon.

Okay so this is a short post for a reason. I don't know if people will like this one or not. So please let me know what you think.

>>29008607
>Anon is a predator
Finally someone did it!

>>29008607
>What if he doesn’t have a dick!
Jesus christ. RGRE became true!

>>29008614
What do i think? Moar!!!!
Fuck HER UNTIL SHE GO COMA!

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>>29008622
I've been doing that in this story...
>>29008633
Okay.

>>29008642
I love that pic

>>29007334
kek

>>29008368
>>29008374
>>29008394
This is honestly the first time I've ever seen anybody on 4chan call someone out over something "racist" (even though it wasn't actually racist). This. A site where people use words like "faggot" and "nigger" so much that they've lost all meaning.

>>29008614
Eh, it's a spergle story. I'd just skip over it, personally.

>"Ah'm tellin' ya, ya never go flank to mouth Pinky."
"Hey it's not me, these colts get tipsy off an ounce of cider and some of em' wanna go flank to mouth." you shrug.
>"That's not the point! It's... Rarity back me up on this."

>>29008614
The danger of a humans bite isn't in the force, but in how toxic it is. Humans have really toxic mouths.

>>29008921
this.
a humans bite (if it break the skin) is one of the most deadly non venomous bites on earth because of the high risk of uber deadly infection.

>>29008614
My first impression was that it was a story that started in another thread. but it does seem to be a bit of a fun story, I dunno about other anons but I havent read that many Twilight stories where she tries to secretly find out about human sex stuff. Continue, please.

>>29008912
well? what is the point?

>>29008607
I don't think I've seen a story about twiggles trying to find out if it's even safe to jump on anons dick.

It's also nice to see storys with anon but not from his point of view.

>>29008912
https://derpibooru.org/981946
Rarity always goes flank to mouth, and analingus is her preferred way of bonding with herd sisters.
She's not who you want to back you up on that.

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>>29008970
>It's also nice to see storys with anon but not from his point of view.
Yes.
This.

>>29008921
>>29008932

>Anon's horsewaifu is into predator play
>Likes to be 'hunted' and 'eaten' by the big scary alien
>Nearly dies from infection after a particularly intense night where she begged Anon to bite harder and he did

>>29008622
For hundredth time, yeah..

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>>29008940
>>29008921
>>29008817
Okay... PROBABLY should have been a bit more... Explanatory? I ment as a update and story ark. This is a continuation to the story i got going now it's just i wanted to know whether or not it was a good ark to go through. Tho i guess it is via the reaction... Thank you for the feedback.

>>29009094
>Version of cat
Goddamit anon.

>>29009094
Although if you guys do want this to be a different story it can be.

>>29009098
Sleeping when it suddenly gets dark is actually a bird thing primarily.

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>>29009098
PRAISE CATBOW DASH!

>>29008932
>a humans bite (if it break the skin) is one of the most deadly non venomous bites on earth because of the high risk of uber deadly infection.
We had to figure out something to make up for the lack of fangs to display, I suppose.
>Don't get bit by those cunts. Your granddad got nipped by one once and lost his arm.

Could this be why we developed kissing? To improve our chemical cocktail across the species?

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>>29009111
Birbbow Dash?

>>29009102
What? did i say "make this story please?"
Just focus on predator fetish please.

>>29009111
>suddenly gets dark is actually a bird thing primarily
I suggest using a metal plate with a hole next time for the entrance. Lets see the bird peck thru that shit.

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>>29009124
Okay. I'll try, but i don't want it just to be 'Ayy dick ain't safe we think.'

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>>29009138
>"There's a hole in this metal plate?"
I don't know. you tell me?

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>'Ayy dick ain't safe we think
Nah, you're fine. Except I fuck a horse once.

>>29009066
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/294159/chase-me

>>29009115
maybe, im no expert on the subject. hell the only reason i know about it is because my brother is becoming a nurse and told us about it.
he told a story about one of the nurses that came in to where he is studying to share stories about the ER, the nurse that came in talked about a mother whos toddler was growing teeth and nipped her nipple when she was feeding it. she didnt clean it out and ended up getting a really bad infection that nearly killed her. the infection only took around a day to develop.

>>29008921
>>29008932
>>29009066
This is really more because most microbial life is evolved to infect one species. Most of the bacteria in your mouth is either stuff you've developed an immunity to, or stuff your body will try to kill off before it hits your blood.
So if you break the skin biting someone else, you're not only putting the later right into their bloodstream, but a lot of strains of the former that they've got no particular resistance to.

I don't think we've got bites like Komodo dragons, where it's meant to be infectious to other species.

>>29008912
>Rainbow Dash works at the weather factory where she can get barely-legal cock

>>29009200
i dont know if it was meant to do what it does but it does infect others.

>>29008970
I could see her doing that. She lusts for Anon's man-cock, but wants to exhaust every scientific mean she has to make sure she won't die from it. For all she knows, Anon cums liquified Poison Joke.

>>29009112
>Flexible cat spine
>You pick a pone up and it flops around like it's melting

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>>29009270
Please give ponies the proper support needed when carrying them.

>>29009348
>Anon picks up a pony, cradles her on her back
>Pony wriggles around, arcs her back, and swats at Anon's face until he drops her
>Pony runs away and hides under the couch until Anon tempts her to come out with the promise of treats
>"treats", in this context, meaning his dick

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I have to stop.

Goodnight guy.

>>29008522
Only princesses can do it, so it's okay.

>>29009456
Anon, only QUEEN can do that.
Umbra and Chrysalis

>>29009526
Well, Twilight made herself the Queen of your dick, so she's a queen now.

>>29007713
Yes....a name would be good.

But make sure it relates to you in some way.

>>29009526
>Umbra
>Multi Crystal pony herd
M-my dick

>>29009587
See through impregnation

>>29009382
Ponies with the traits of other creatures are adorable.

>All these namefags
>Only shitpost and don't actually write any green
And you faggots wonder why all the writefags fucked off to discord

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>>29009643
I cant tell if you making fun of useless namefags that showed up recently and did nothing to get tumblr level whiteknights, or if you saying the people calling them out are faggots. I also want to know how these two things involve Discord chat when that that is its own thing.

>>29009643
You want green? I gonna gave you a goddamit green.

Starting something, it’s kinda narrative based, so it’s not exactly smutty yet. Lemme know what you think:

“Let’s start moving these to the barn.”

Her voice was like a good bourbon, smooth with a twang at the end. It was sultry, inviting, and just super sexy. You heard it a lot through the day, especially in apple season. You had picked up slack around the farm since Mac was out with a sprained wrist for about a month now. You and Applejack were spending about 8 hours out in the orchard, gathering bucket after bucket of apples. It wasn’t easy, especially with the way the Equestrian fall was. You’d estimate it at 85-90 degree weather for the past week, with no signs of cooling down. You were shirtless most of the time, but Applejack preferred to keep something on, today it was a white scarf that barely got to her neck. It covered her tuff and that’s all that mattered.

You were just finishing bringing in the haul for the day, and you had brought in all but two, AJ behind you with the penultimate. You were both tired from today, it hit 90 for a good 7 hours of today, so there was quite a bit of sweat buildup from the both of you.

“Grab that last bushel and we can begin counting how many we got today.”

>>29009679
>"I'll give you green!"
Doesn't even give green.

>>29009686
You know what? i give up. fuck this. i go to bed.

>>29009679
Your ignorant newfag is showing bud. You need a few of these> to make green
>like this.
Although if you fix that and actually put it out then by all means keep your damn name. Just make sure its readable.
>>29009692
Your not going to quit using the name anyways, thanks for proving us right. There was an effort though, so good on you for that.

>>29009692
Great, we just lost 2 writerfags.

>>29009707
I would hardly consider >>29009692 a writefag. He's more like a special needs kid with worse grammar.

>>29009701
>>29009724
>worse grammar.
Where then?

>>29009707
What the hell are you talking about? We haven't lost any writefags.

>>29009750
Rogal Dayne.

>>29009757
We didn't pull him away, I was saying Deus Vault right there with him. Asian hasn't done shit however, so fuck the attention whore. Put out green that's readable and get acknowledged, just being a faggot that sends whiteknights to immediately defend his punk ass (quite suspicious how quick it happens too) then he gets to be called a useless faggot. Rogal did both and didn't quit, so show me where he said he wasn't going to quit. Go fuck yourself.

>>29009743
>Mac was out with a sprained wrist for about a month now.
Not so much grammar, but equines don't have wrists.
>You were both tired from today, it hit 90 for a good 7 hours of today
Read this to yourself and see if you spot the issue.

>>29009800
I see, thank you. because the story I took out of my google drive's trash. Some time I really bored to write something.

>>29009835
Like I say before, you got a problem with "English"

Fuck Discord chat

>>29009835
Learning the Basics of Grammar.
Recognize points of view.
Use proper word order.
Conjugate verbs properly.
Punctuate sentences properly.
Practicing Grammar.
And that it.

>>29009850
this

>>29009866
No. Play word and grammar games.

>>29009850
>>29009866
>>29009882
Alright, I promise I will learn again.
I blame my teacher.

You know something really weird?
I didn't see any writerfags around here. expect HerdAnon.

BURN THE DAMM DISCORD CHAT

>>29009947
And Lap post here, but you are correct. GET RID OF THE CHAT!

>>29009947
>>29009969
Yes because getting rid of one of the writers forms of communication is really gonna make them write more. Genius, guys. Really.

>>29009947
>>29009969
>stalk
They're watching us...
Talking behind our back...

>>29009947
To be fair, none of the writefags who use Discord chat write in any other thread either. It could be more of an issue of them just losing interest in writing, or writing not being enjoyable any more.

>>29009991
Or they are doing what Fingerbang Discord is doing, shitposting each other into oblivion.
>>29009980
Bitch, shut the fuck up. He didn't do a damn thing to deserve a name, any time he "wrote" or posted he had bad grammar. Both are judgments that are accurate and necessary. Being a useless bitch boy makes you a part of the problem.

>>29007395
Not bad. I'd read more.

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>>29010014
>He didn't do a damn thing to deserve a name
http://pastebin.com/u/AsianAnonymous
>"wrote" or posted he had bad grammar
>>29009850
>>29009866
>>29009925
>Being a useless bitch boy makes you a part of the problem.
The only thing I see the worst person in this fucking thread troll on this whole damn board.

>>29010043
Aww. A compliment. Thanks, Imperial Citizen.

>>29009947
Knowing Discord, his semen probably sprouted their own dicks and gang banged writerfag's egg into submission.

>>29010014
Well someone's a salty cracker.

>>29010072
MY SIDE!

>>29010072
Why does this sound so appropriate?

reposting here because it was overlooked last thread
>Minotaurs go by bust size and lactic output.
>I like to imagine that this is decided through a milky wet t-shirt contest

If that's not the hottest shit then I don't know what is

>>29010232
Some moos are so busty that need their betas to carry their milk makers around for them.

>>29008479
>>29009578
Anon who posted the birthday Principal Celestia green here. My years here at 4chan have basically drilled into my head that namefags are attention seeking dickheads, with this board being the only exception to that rule.

If I did choose to start going by a name, it would feel weird for me to go by something relating to the story I wrote yesterday, as Celestia is not my favorite character, and I don't plan to write entirely about birthdays.

Nah, fuck it. I'll just save the story and maybe become a namefag later if I write a good long one.

>>29010362
This.

>>29008795
It's doubly hilarious because chinks and gooks are by far the most racist group of people on the planet, discounting niggers since they aren't really people.

>>29008970
>>29008980
There must be more pony POV green

Quickly Batmare, to the Writecave, perhaps we shall brainstorm something wonderful.

>>29010362
As long as you backlink your posts and avoid confusion, it's fine. Namefagging is really only needed if a) a bunch of people post at the same time (which is avoidable) or b) you want to point out to something you've done before. Like hey, I'm a faggot who wrote story x, here is my story y. Namefagging when you're posting an established story otherwise is fine, but often not needed. Namefagging (or worse yet, tripfagging) to randomly post your hot opinions about yak's arse is a cancer that makes some threads just unbearable.

>>29008977
>Rarity likes ass licking, giving and receiving
>Anon is not so sure about this
>Herd is a little surprised, usually Anon is the one pushing boundaries like crazy and fucking like a madcolt
>They finally found something he's hesitant about
>They figured after he was more than willing to rut the butts, this was no big deal.
>Instead he started ranting about how his asshole is sacred ground where neither hoof nor horn nor tongue shall venture

>>29010362
>>29010967
this

>>29010971
Ew, now, analingus is only hot when it's two girls.

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>>29011021
>friend tells me how hot it is having his ass licked

>>29011040
Your friend is weird then.

>>29008795
Yeah, what a dumb nigger.

>>29009606
Ponies with the traits of ponies are adorable.
I wish they were more emphasized.
Kicky hooves are the best things ever.

>>29010232
>>29010289
Nice
What would a half human half Minotaur look like?
A Minotaur is already half human half bull
So I guess a human Minotaur mix would look like pic related

>>29009947
>spend an hour and a half writing something
>only response is 'where is the rgre'
t-thanks

>>29011078
Don't worry anon I appreciate you
Keep up the good green

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>>29011077
I've always figured that over the millenia of not having humans around they've dipped a good bit back into the bovine gene pool, so mlp minotaurs lean a lot closer to the bovine side of the spectrum.

>>29011078
We like your green, I think, Anonymous writefag.

>>29011113
>>29011077

Now that I think about it, you could have a pretty interesting RGRE story about minotaurs under the assumption that they're the result of humans fucking cows.

Perhaps minotaurs are experiencing a bit of a crisis with the lack of human genetics to balance out the bovine genetics? They spent all this time establishing their own culture, and they don't want their race to disappear.

So when another human (Anon) shows up, tons of minotaur females come running to revitalize the gene pool with his sperm.

So it's less that the minotaurs are attracted to Anon, and more out of necessity.

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>>29008416
>Anon, who has fallen into into the role of a house husband with little complaint, gets a solemn castle messenger sent to his door.
>His wife, a guard, was captured with her team near the border on a mission, the messenger says. Prospects for Guardwife are grim with how how silent the captors are being with negotiations.
>The next thing the bandits who nabbed her know, a giant male, frothing with very real, very murderous rage is beating down the door to their hideout.

>>29011150
I like thing
>>29011149
I like this thing too.

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Twilight just wants you to drop the whole "warrior race" nonsense and admit that you're just a species of big softies. Your bodies are clearly designed for cuddling, after all.

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>>29011216
If my giant muscles mean cuddler then by all means I am for that, but I wont lie.

>>29011233
He's just trying to justify being fat and flabby.

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>>29011242
That "flab" helps me keep me from shiting out my spine.

>>29011216
Grab her by the horn and rub her belly until she admits her mistake

>>29010971
This isn't actually the first time I read about a Rarity who likes butt stuff. It's not my favourite thing, but I'd certainly read it.

>>29011078
Unless your writing inspires a bitch-fit that consumes the entire thread, it's safe to say that we liked your green.

>>29011150

>A bandit looks on in shock as an axe blade the size of his body splinters through the door

>A crazed monkeytaur sticks his head through the hole and screams

"HERE'S NONNY!"

>>29011149
kek
>"A human?! Quick, bring him to the rape caves!"
Anon's basically set for life.

>>29011259
Preach it!

>>29011216
Humans are probably kinda cute to ponies. I mean, we find baby animals and shit like that cute because they look like human babies, right? By that I mean that babies have big eyes, a big head compared to their bodies, tiny noses, etc.

Humans have small, beady eyes like foals do, so there's that.

>>29011344
Already done.

>>29011351
i would like to see this.

>>29011351
>Anon is seen as being pure and innocent because of his cuteness
>Ponies struggle with whether or not to fuck him

>>29011150
>For the male of the species is more deadly than the female.

http://www.potw.org/archive/potw96.html

>>29011392
>They view him as a child of an endangered species, and male on top of that
>Overprotecriveness galore.

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>>29011494

>Kid Anon in RGRE

>>29011494
>RGRE Overprotective Celestia shorts

>>29011259
Bro science can't justify your morbid obesity.

>>29011569
I kinda need this. I'd write it but I can't keep picking up writing projects.

>>29011567
>Kid Anon

We already have plenty of these.

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>>29011319
>Rape caves
>Implying he's not living better than the rulers of Minos.

>>29011577
Projection.exe is now running.
Continue: Y/N?

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>>29011569
Those were good stuff.

>>29011216
>>29011351
All the more terrifying when one of us does some truly monstrous, horrifying shit.

My mind still goes back to that man who murderized a grizzly by shoving his arm down it's throat and bashing it's head in with a rock.

>>29011113
>>29011149
That sounds like the grounds of a lewd and whimsy or a more serious culture shock moral argument green
Both would be fucking rad

>>29010232
If this could be included I would suck the dick of whoever writes this prompt

>>29011733
What about the fisherman who saw a shark going towards some of his crew who were down in the water to sort out some kind of net problems, and jumped in the water and started punching the shark.

Or the African farmer that got attacked by a lion, so he threw down the machete he was carrying and instead reached into its mouth and ripped out its tongue.

Or the guy who got attacked by a grizzly in his backyard, so he did the bob and weave tactic and slowly stabbed it to death with a pocket knife over the course of about half an hour.

>>29011781
>Or the guy who got attacked by a grizzly in his backyard, so he did the bob and weave tactic and slowly stabbed it to death with a pocket knife over the course of about half an hour.
Holy shit, that's pretty fucking rad if real.

>>29011781
>the bug bear attacks Ponyvill
>anon punches it to death over an hour or two
>he drags off the body
>rumors spread about what he did with it
>>29011734
>then he fucks all the minotits

>>29011734
theres a short minotaur thing at the end of last thread

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>>29011801
>rumors spread about what he did with it

>>29011781
This. I don't understand the naysayers that try to downplay our species, we do tons of insane shit.
>>29011827
Its not rape if it doesn't say no.

>>29011113
>>29011149
Here's a short little thing.

> Be Supple Tongue, Labyrinthian Ambassador to Equestria
> Contacts among the bovine expatriate community confirm what you thought was only a legend
> There is a human upon the world once again, and a male at that
> Depending on his disposition, well, things may become very interesting
> But did he have to appear in the equine lands?
> Princess Celestia looks down on you from her dias, all traces of humor absent from her face
> "Leaving aside how you were informed of his existence, what are Labyrinthia's intentions regarding Anonymous the human?"
> You begin to sweat, an insistent itch beneath your right teat
> You will try to put it as diplomatically as possible, but there's only so much even your tongue can do
"Your majesty, there is something of a religious crisis within Labyrinthia. The old blood is thin in our veins, we are much blockier than our foremothers. It is taken as a sign that we have forsaken the All-Father, that we have misused the gifts of cultivation, writing, music, all that allows us to hold our heads high.
Some say that it is time to return to the nomadic way, the trampling path. They are few in number, but they speak to the fears of the kin and kyne. If something is not done, I fear the common people will tear down the maze temples and spread across the nations, heads lowered in anger.
Your majesty, this Anonymous is in the image of the All-Father. If he comes to Labyrinthia, at the very least, he may quiet the rumbling cows. He may even inspire a new age of art and thought, though I would not place such a yoke upon his shoulders."
> The Solar Princess remains silent long after you have finished speaking
> You stand still, that itch under your teat becoming nigh unbearable
> "You want him to rut more human into the bloodlines."
> You swallow

>>29011854
"That would be a favorable outcome, but he is a male. We will respect his wishes however many or few he decides to mate with, even if he chooses none."
> Celestia sighs
> "Scratch your teat, Supple. I'll send for him and we will see what he says."
> You are simultaneously embarrassed and relieved
> Celestia knows you too well, and it does feel good to scratch that itch
> But you can see the amusement in the eyes of the stallion guards, despite their stoicism
> Nevertheless, you are lucky you will be able to make your case to the man in question
> Celestia has been very firm on the subject of groom claiming in the past, and this matter bears a lot of similarities
> When Anonymous enters the room, you stare in awe
> Those lithe limbs, that slender physique, such delicate face and fingers
> As a diplomat, you have some experience resisting the charms of delectable males, but this...
> "Hey Sunbutt, what's up?"
> Your thighs clench at his sweet baritone voice caressing your-
> Wait
> Did he just call Celestia 'Sunbutt'?
> The princess smiles fondly at him
> "The minotaurs want you to live with them, and rut as many as possible."
> Oh no
> All your diplomatic skills are useless now
> No stallion would-
> "Hot damn, really? Sign me up!"
> Damn this mare, you can see her smirking at you
> Bless her too, that was impossibly easy
> Anonymous looks you up and down, eyes lingering on your teats of office
> That's right, you are an important government official, and it shows
> "So, should I start with her, or is there some procedure for this?"
> Praise be to the All-Father

>>29011860
Sadly, I doubt I'll write much more for this, I have too many other commitments.

>>29011827
He probably juts skinned and ate it.

So, I'm writing a bit about the Equestrian army being comically incompetent, poorly organized, and overall silly.

What are the things that a marching Medieval Army should NOT do?

>>29011878
Stand.
That's a rather broad question you're asking

>>29011801
>>the bug bear attacks Ponyvill
>>anon punches it to death over an hour or two
>>he drags off the body
This is starting to sound a lot like Dwarf Fortress. Are we going to see combat logs and find out that Anon beat it to death with a leather bag or a sock?

>>29011838
>It's not rape if it can't say no

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>>29011860
Very good, Anon.

>>29011860
I don't just want more.
I NEED MORE!

>>29011865
No please make more! This hits all of me fetishes. All of them!

>>29011860
>over the years anon knocks up 45% of the Minotaur population
>turns out every 200 years or so a new anon shows up in the world
>they touch the cow
>in 1000 years this is what the average Minotaur looks like

>>29011973
>a new anon shows up in the world
Do the other races clamor and fight to claim him since the minos already have a few

>>29011989
They try, but being RGRE they let him choose what race he gets to fuck into enlightenment.
The Minotaurs get the vast majority because who can argue with those tits

>>29011888
>anonymous throws the right silk sock, striking the bugbear in the skull and tearing the brain!
>the bugbear gives in to pain
>the bugbear has been struck down

>>29011860
>>29011865
No, Anon. You must continue this.
Other commitments be damned. Surely such a great setup would be above some of them on a properly prioritized to-do list.

>>29011973
Nice.

Nice.

>>29011594
Uh.....No we don't.........we barely have any.

>>29011860
>>29011865
You give us a glimpse of perfection and then think to leave?
No sir, I implore you. Please make more

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>>29011860
>> "So, should I start with her, or is there some procedure for this?"
Yes. With her, right then, and right there. In front of Celestia

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Twilight wants to fuck you in front of her friends so they stop calling her a virgin.

>>29012560
Alright done senpai

http://pastebin.com/WBFnNHKP

>>29012571
One story featuring one pony being fucked in front of her friends is not enough for my unstoppable erection.

>>29012571
>that Celestia at the end
My sides. Semi-related, there needs to be more "proud dad" Celestia stories out there. Shit, it's be funny even if it isn't towards Twilight. I'm now imagining Celestia egging on all her little ponies in the same way. Nudging her assistant as some of her hot guards walk past, asking which she likes best.
Also here's a bit of Celestia and Twilight.
>"So you banged him yet?"
"Oh gosh, Celestia please-"
>"If you haven't you should have. It would be a crime to have such a sweet piece of ass and not gotten boned yet."
"This conversation isn't happening. It can't be happening."
>"You know I still remember back when you were a student and you used to spend your breaks in the library instead of trying to get with stallions. Your parents came to me worried that you were a lesbian."
"That never happened. This isn't happening."
>"But I always knew you had it in you my faithful student. You were always destined for greatness Twilight."
"Okay this is getting more normal."
>"And with greatness comes great throbbing stallion cocks as far as the eye can see!"
"It got worse."
>"And you didn't just grab the first pretty stallion who wanted you because of your connection to royalty. No, you held out and waited for the 10/10 that was loyal and knew how to appreciate their mare. I'm so proud of you Twilight, so many mares get it wrong."
>Anon doesn't know why twilight refuses to let him meet Celestia

>>29012908
>Celestia is your overweight, balding Italian uncle who wears a shirt that exposes his hairy chest and loudly praises you for "becoming a man" in front of the rest of your family

>Hear your neighbors fighting again and get concerned.
>Go check on them, and Incognito answers the door, with a black eye.
>Ask him what happened.
>A stern-looking, tiny mare in an apron is giving you a death stare.
>"I-I fell down the stairs..."

>>29013310
>Invite yourself in
>Pick up tiny pony
>Defenestrate her.

>>29013375
>Either she'll never admit to a male beating her or no one will believe that it wasn't her fault.

>>29009600
U-unf.

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>>29012908
>>29012948
>Celestia is your overweight, balding Italian uncle who wears a shirt that exposes his hairy chest and loudly praises you for "becoming a man" in front of the rest of your family
I LOVE IT

>>29011077
God fucking dammit, mods.

>>29011894
>It's not rape if it's dead.

>Pony mare getting in jail cause domestic abuse.
>Pony mare getting in jail cause >rape.

How does the inmates sadomise both of them?
I really don't know how a female can rape another female.

>>29013609
Tribadism, ie grinding while scissoring

>"Hey Anon, what are you doing?"
>"What are you planning with that freaky finger thing of yours?"
*boop*
>"Heh, all right, you got me. Now about this-"
*boop*
>"Alright, once was enough, we got work to do."
*boop*
>"Cut it out Anon, the joke's over."
*boop*
>"What is your major malfunction today?"
*boop*
>"Anon, I swear to Celestia, if you do that one more bucking time..."
*boop*
>Hospital.

>>29013492
Why? It was relevant the the discussion

>>29013609
>>29013624
FULL
HOOF
INSERTION

>>29013732
>anthro

>>29013732
Because minotits a shit.

>>29011878
Leave their posts because they can hear the ice cream truck jingle. Cry because their CO said something that was a little mean. Cuddle at their posts, whether because they miss being cuddled or because something scared them. Well, I mean, that's if they were a standing army, but I guess if they were marching, have the guards fumble with their weapons, or complain about how their hooves hurt, march without being in sync. You know how there are military cadences while marching? Maybe you can make it something silly, or something that has them march at a slow pace. People singing might sing different versions while out of sync.

>>29013609

>You are Hard Waker and you are on the way.
>What way you ask.
>>"LOOK GIRLS! FRESH MEAT"
>>>"Rookie Cookie, we have a new rookie"
>>>>"Lookit them hips, imma make 'er squeak like a pig"
>Yep, you are in jail.
>You feel how the guard keep pulling your lash.
>"Fresh meat, fresh meat, we have an abuser"
>Your front guard yells as you walk past by other inmates.
>A round of screams, howls, neighs and chirps is blasted in the building.
>"YEP, A HUSBAND PUNCHER!"
>The noise is getting louder and louder.
>Your march is getting stopped suddendly.
>A magic grip launchs your body inside of what looks like a cell.
>"Helga, you have a new friend, it's the new meat."
>Your guard looks at you with what looks like a twisted evil smile.
>"Have fun"
>She says as she turns and leaves.
>You get up on your four legs, time to get back.
>Yes, you are in jail thanks to that Anon fellow.
>Just because you put in place that slut of Big Mac over you and make him pump you full.
>He was big and came so much.
>You though he was happy but the big baby started crying.
>Ungrateful colt.
>That's when you got up a started to give him something to cry over.
>You would be free if it wasn't for that monkey.
>But buck it.
>You are know on your way to get back and give that alien something to fight for-
>You feel something grab you by your back hoof.
>"Well, well, well, look at what the guard left us."
>You are dangling from your leg.
>WHO EVER DOING THIS IS GOING TO-
>Your leg feels like it's gonna get grinded.
>You feel something slippery touching your lower lips.
>NOW IS YOUR LOWER LEG!
>...this is not...
>Your face is smashed on the floor as you feel something touching your...
>"Well...the shower time is in 3 hours, we have plenty of time."


>You...
>You are Hard Waker.
>And you are in the medical ward.
>You feel sever pain on your lower part.
>You...
>You didn't ask for this.

>>29013740
It's less anthro than equestria girls

>>29013821

"Yeah, she is harsh, enough to make your clit get hard"
>"Does she suck good?"
"She can take it like a mare!"
>A round of laughts explotes from the lunch room.
>You are Helga the minotaur and you tell your friends about the new meat.
>You hope she has some time left after this, because she'll be occupide for along, long, long -drip- time.
>In the meantime, what time is it?
>4:19!?
"SORRY GIRLS I'MMAGOTTAGETWITHMUHBULL!"
>IT'S ALMOST TIME.
>You run to the visit hall, your big and milky tits giggling as you do.
>You are still full.
>That filthy pony will never get to your liquid gold.
>No one will, they are exclusive to your bull.
>And to your future calfs.
>You think that 9 is a good number, but now is not the time to count.
>Your Nonny Wonny will be here in less than a minute!
>He will be able to scratch that itch that has been with you since the start of the spring.
>The sissors didn't work, now a good dicking will make you feel good.
>A gud fuck... oh and milking, he loves milking you.
>Then maybe some cuddles, hugs, kisses, or...
>...Hand Holding...Kya!!!

>>29013887
>>You run to the visit hall, your big and milky tits giggling as you do.
>your big and milky tits giggling as you do.
>giggling

>>29013931
Still drunk And still on the smartphone.
Got some puss this time.
It's kind of sad...
Got some sex and now i'm in 4chan, on /mlp/ no less.
Literally.
WTF is wrong with me?
What have i become?

So I see there are quite a few corrections to be made on the google doc now.

>>29013375
What happens if tiny pony has wings? Defenestration won't be effective there, would it?

>>29014014
>Got some puss this time.
digusting
you have no waifu

>>29011878
Attacking the enemy one at a time.

>>29014090
That's what they get for setting the rally point in the enemy camp.
Get a congo line all up in this bitch.

>>29011878
Browse 'Things Skippy/XCOM is no longer allowed to do' for inspiration

Hey guys remember me?

I'm the Anon that wrote the short about Cinnamon Cider....the satyr trying to fuck her dad.

I'm sure SOMEBODY remembers.

anyway I've been working on it.
>*kiss* *kiss* *kiss*
"You can't tell me this is normal."
>*kiss* *kiss* *kiss*
>"She's just an affectionate filly."
>*kiss* *kiss* *kiss*
>You are Anon.
>You pitch the bridge of your nose in frustration.
"This is not normal twilight! I've seen how the other fillies in this town act and this!" you say gesturing down at you youngest daughter as she kissed your belt buckle over and over again. "This aint right!"
>*kiss* *kiss* *kiss*
>"You should be happy that you have such a loving daughter!'
>Your response is to groan and start rubbing your temples.
>"But I'll admit it /is/ a bit excessive."
>*kiss* *kiss* *kiss*
"ENOUGH!"
>you tear your daughter away from your belt buckle and lift her into an underarm hold.
>locking her in place the way a quarterback would a football you turn back to twilight.
"so how can I get her to stop?
>twilight began to pace for a bit humming to herself in an internal debate.
>finally after almost ten minutes of deliberation she turned to face you.
>"have you tried enlisting the help of your other filly?"
"of course I-" the words died in your throat as you realize that you had, in fact not asked your eldest for assistants.
"hmmm you might be onto something there twilight."

>>29014143
-- later --

"Gala? GALA!"
>"what's with all the commotion, sugarcube?"
>You turn away from the doorway to see your wife Applejack standing just behind you.
"I'm trying to find Gala but she's not in her room."
>"shoot, that's cuz she went over to fluttershys! help'n her move some barrels 'a feed."
>Damn that's not somewhere you wanted to go today, but if that's what it took then so be it.
"I need to talk with her, can you take Cider for the rest of the day?"
>"sure sugarcube."
>You hand Cider over, who looks very upset to be out of your arms and let her mother drag her off.

-----

>Walking up to the familiar cottage you paused to brace yourself for what you knew was waiting inside.
>It's not that you didn't like Fluttershy, she was very nice but this place reminded you of...
>of days long gone.
>"OOoohh! oohhhh dear please!"
>Speak of the devil.
>You stepped forward and opened the cottage door to reveal Fluttershy laying on her side desperately but gently trying to fend off the groping hands of her daughter.
>Sunshine daughter of Fluttershy and Incognito.
>You and Cogs had become fast friends when you both came to Equestria...almost 10 years ago.
>"Mama I'm thirsty! can I have some milk!?"
>"Wouldn't you rather have some water o-or juice?"
>No dice.
>"NooOOOooo! I want milk mama! please?"
>"O-Ohkay."
>Fluttershy had for the last 8 years tried to ween this kid off her and had failed remarkably.
>You couldn't really stand to look Sunshine in the eyes.
>"OH! dear not so h-hard please."
>And not just because her face was buried in her moms crotch.
>But because in her you saw so much of her father, god rest his soul.
"AHEM!"
>"Oh! Anon, I didn't see you come in."
"yeah we're all seeing things we wish we didn't."
>"huh?"
"Nothing, is my daughter here?"

>>29014144
>"Oh yes she's right over there."
>You turn and see your oldest daughter Red Gala sitting on Fluttershys couch.
>"hey, pa."
"Come on sweetie it's time to come home, I need your help with something."
>She complies wordlessly, exiting the cottage while waving goodbye to sunshine, who didn't even seem to know there were other people in the house.
>Fluttershy, who was now flat on her back with her hind legs held straight up in the air by her daughter, waved goodbye as you closed the door.
>"Ahh ooohhhhhh d-dear."
>Determined to never witness such a thing again you fast walked away from the house.

------

>"So pa what'd ya need help with?"
>You glanced over at Gala as you both walked home.
>Still in her early teens Red Gala uniquely dark voice, not deep but definitely a rich tone.
"Well you know your sister has been having some...'behavioral problems' lately."
>"The horny thing?"
"Yes."
>Gala was very fit for a girl age, combined with her seductive voice she could have any colt she wanted."
>Except for one thing.
>'What me ta give her a whupp'n, Pa?" she said flexing impressively.
>Gala couldn't seduce her way out of a wet paper bag.
"No honey I just want you to come keep her busy when I call for you ok?"
>"If'n you say so....but Pa."
>She stopped walking and turned to face you.
>"Fer ma help Imma need someth'n in return." She gazed up at you with a heavy blush and a lecherous grin.
>You'd be worried if not for one thing.
>"ten bits."
>Galas vice was avarice, not lust.
"three."
>"eight."
>You glared down at her.
"five."
>"DEAL!"
>Reaching into your pocket you fish out five bits and drop them into her waiting hands.
>"Ahhhh shss shss shush my pretties not here, lets wait 'till we're alone." she whispered softly to the coins.
>You would have just given her all ten bits were it not for the creepy coin lust.
"Alright lets get home your mother should have dinner ready."
>"right b-behind ya Pa!"

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>>29014148

well there you go anons.

I'll kepp working on it but in the mean time heres the paste

http://pastebin.com/tvty1YuV

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>>29013821
>Just because you put in place that slut of Big Mac over you and make him pump you full.

>>29014130
This seems relevant
>58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

>>29014148
>>29014152
Oh god.

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How does Estrus really work?

>>29007553
>You are Work Casual, and you are not okay with what's going on right now
>Looking through your, uh, son's internet history, you're starting to regret giving him a laptop
>It started off pretty simple- some random blogs and whatnot
>Then it divulged into porn
>Just, porn for about 14 mouse scrolls
>And what's admirable was how the searches became more and more specific as they got more recent, with the recurring keywords being "teen boy" and "MILF"
>Slowly, you bring your hands to your face
>You really need to have a talk with Anon later

RGREqG borderline incest when?

>>29014148
Interesting... Red Gala kinda subverts the hyper libido theme which makes her really unique, rather than an older, also horny sister clone.

The only issue is that it's not nearly as interesting automatically like lust craze is, but with clever use, she could be an amazing character. Like maybe she'd do ANYTHING for money, and so her sister ends up paying her off to help her screw DadNon?

>>29011494
>Ponies cry when they hear Anon whistle or hum.
>They think that it's a mating call for humans.
>Twilight starts recording the tunes.
>When Anon passes away she'll put it in a museum as 'The Last Mating Call Of The Human Race.'
>The ponies cry because they know no matter what his mating call won't be answered.
>Fluttershy listens to his songs the most.
>"At least somepony will hear it." She repies when asked why.

>>29014245
>When finally confronted about it, Anon just shrugs sadly and sings them a real lovesong that's meant to be a duet.
>The odd pauses where someone else should be singing are obvious.
>Some ponies are so upset that they're literally ill.

>>29014130
>>29011878
M*A*S*H* could probably give you some ideas as well

>>29014213
>borderline
Maybe when you stop being a casual.

>>29014259
This would make for a pretty decent story. The only flaw is that people from here tend to have shit taste in music.

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>Twilight spits the condoms out
>"Fuck Condoms Pony Sex is the Shit GetMePregnantGetMePregnantGetMePregnant!"

>>29014213
>hands to your face
>eqg

goddamnit i wanted horsemomilf

>>29014245
>>29014259
I vote LAP or the guy writing the crusader Anon writes this story.

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>>29014272
chill out tiny horse

>>29014259
>>The odd pauses where someone else should be singing are obvious.
>in a magical land where ponies burst into choreographed song

anon was just messing with hose that asked
his future soulmate starts singing the other part flawlessly, completely unexpectedly by everyone
cue romantic comedy about anon getting to know her/ fall in love

>>29014152
It was nice, though I am confused a bit, did we have three anons and thats why we have many satrys also is Gala's big mac's kid or just Anons thru way of Applejack? On another note, dear lord that Sunshine kid needs to be weaned off the teat.

>>29014339
Fluttershy is a widow, her husband was human, but he ded

>>29014349
rip

>>29011392
>Ponies think Anon is as pure as the fallen snow.
>So cute and innocent.
>So ready for any mare to corrupt into the husbando they crave.

>>29010072
...should I draw that?

>>29014364
>>So ready for any mare to corrupt into the husbando they crave.
>they end up getting corrupted instead

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>>29014372

>>29011651
>Anon frees a bunch of stallions from the rape caves.
>Once out, he is "captured".
>Anon is seen as a hero to everyone while getting all the mare pussy he wants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustang

>Mustangs are the RGRE equivalent of Amazons
>Anon of course gets compared to them

>>29014245
>>29014259
I want to read the rest of it please.

>>29014372
>(You)
Yes. do it faggot.

>>29011651
Wait.... are you telling me, Bunny Pony?

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>>29014300
Only one thing can chill her insides out.

>WeebShy writes erotic clopfics of her and Anon
>Anon visits her one day for tea and cookies, and finds one 'in progress'.
>Fluttershy almost melts into a puddle of embarrassment when she notices what he's reading.

>Then he offers to "help her finish it"
"Yay."

>Anon and Twilight finally met her parents.

>TV:"I don't think this is going to end well..."
>NL:"I'm not worried. I have a good feeling about him."
>"She doesn't exactly have a good track record with colts..."
>"Well, I suppose strictly speaking, he *isn't* a colt. But he's close enough to give us grandfoals if everything goes well. At least she says it will work."
>"You don't think it's weird, that he's not a pony?"
>"It's a little strange, but then, our daughter isn't exactly the most normal mare in the world either. Give him a chance, I think he's gonna be good for her."

>>29014584
>Anon and Night Light get along splendidly
>Anon was fairly surprised at that
>Despite all his experiences with other stallions, he somehow expected her father to be gruff and disapproving.

>>29014259
>it's just that oysters/ersters song

>>29011150
>"What in tartarus do you want, you crazy...whatever you are!?"
"You will release the guardponies you have captured into my care. Immediately."
>"Or what?"
"Or I'll walk over your bleeding corpses and take them by force."
>"You and what army?!"
"Oh, don't worry about them, the army will be here soon enough."
"Now. Give them to me."
>"Look, whatever they're paying you, we'll double it."
"You think I do this for money? For a sack of bits? A pile of shinies? Take your money and shove it up your ass."
>"-urk-" was all the noise they could make as they dangled in the air, his hand around their throat.
"One of the guards you captured is my *wife*. I am not leaving this place without her. And she'd better be alive, or I am going to fucking *eat* you."

>>29014693
> "-urk- Choke me harder -urk- daddy"
"... what ?"

>>29014752
fucking kek man

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>>29014752
>"-urk- Harder daddy -urk- i'm almost there!"
>His plea for pleasure lingers in the air as you choke him harder hopeing to stop this awkwored conversation

>>29014693
>His army
>His whole army wife

>>29014182
Throwing out that condom for one thing.