Starlight Glimmer Thread

Why has Glimmer in basically any thread, even the ancient fucking MLPG, become so drama ridden in the last 24 hours?

Seriously, she cant even appear in the background of an image without people going fucking nuclear. I never visit this thread but I have to know what the shit is happening.

This has just exploded to cancerous levels in the last hours. I'm skeptical about it being caused by the pro glims, because 90% of the cancerous shitposts I see are from the anti crowd.


It's just become all consuming so quickly.

>>28995918
It could be just a single fag causing all this coupled with the board's aspies' inability to ignore his bait.

>>28995918
Where you here when Ember was a thing? If not, after Ember was shown, people started to use her as a shitposting icon (Sparity is dead, have you met my wife, find a flaw etc) for almost two weeks. This made mlp, who either liked her, or didn't care for her hate her. Same thing with Glimmer, except now it's gone on far longer than it did with Ember, and even her own waifufags have a schism among themselves with Glimmerabusers and regular Glimmerfags. So tl:dr Shitposting and infighting ruined her image on mlp, Oh and some people actually don't like her.

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Another Agnes's Starlight

>>28995983
I know for a fact it's one guy in MLPG. He just seems to be going fucking bonkers all of a sudden.

>>28996019

Wasnt the thread for shit pic the other one?

>>28995918
The glimmerlovers are trying to find another thread to live in and it triggers the haters.

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>>28996061
>glimmerlovers
As expected, then people think glimmerabusers are the uncivilized
Glimmerlovers are literally muslims

>>28996066
Glimmerabusers are ISIS, killing their own kind in their own country and forcing them to leave.

>>28996079

Well, ISIS actively kills people while we just post and we are not an American falseflag operation either

>>28996066
Does that mean the anti glims are kikes? At last I can truly see, thanks Anon.

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>>28996097

>>28996174

kek
I would reply like that too if they were causing shimmerniggers to raid our threads tho

>>28996184
that was way before the raid

>>28996061
Are you suggesting we're an undirected troop of retarded monkeys, who can't make another thread for themselves specifically, so they scatter, aimless, poisoning other threads?

>>28996188

I cannot stop people from being dicks
Sure, theres some abusers that like to troll, but thats part of 4chan culture and we can do nothing to stop them more than get along
Its the duty of glimmerlovers yo learn to ignore those people and not get affected by aggressive comments

Some threads ago someone said that this place wasnt a brony safe space and he is right, DHTtYWC are praised comics here

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>This fucking thread's need to explain/reply (to) everything
Not even insensitive glimfags like you at this point

>>28995910
I'm still unclear, what exactly happened to the last thread?

>>28996347
The same idiot who keeps on shitposting Glimmer raided the thread to start an ebin waifu war or something.

>>28996352
What an asshole. I wish we could just have a nice little thread for once.

Something comfy and warm just like Glimmer. Although it doesn't seem like it'll ever happen.

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>>28996374
You're always welcome over here >>28993251
Just remember to include Sunset in your posts.

I thought I got in trouble for my booping story for a second there

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>>28997003
Stop shilling your thread, better control the subhumans you have posting there

>>28997015
it was great

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test

>>28997052
>tmp_
mobilefag detected

I'm still willing to write some generic AnonxStarlight smut, but I'm not exactly sure how wanted it would be considering all the ruckus going on.

>>28997100
So?
Im waiting in a bank, some people have responsabilities you know?

>>28997122
Nah, most of you spamhappy autists are mobile to avoid bans.

>>28995910
Are the abuse degenerates gone yet

>>28997177
Mostly.

>>28997177
no but it's comfier

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>>28995918
Its just one faggot who is doing all this.
He's in the Sunset thread right now posting all the stuff we don't like.

>>28997219

Like Shimmer and Glimmerabuse?

>>28997271
A good chunk of us do like Shimmer, just not as much as Starlight.
I just can't stand EQG's godawful plots

>>28997279
I care so little about EQG that I have no opinion on Sunset

>>28997335
Same
I still have not watched Legends of Everfree but FG sucked so much that I will probably never see it

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>>28997279
I think Sunset has a far worse color scheme than any canon pony, and of course is herself not canon. She's not as bad as Nyx and people don't spam her, but she is in the same league.

>>28997279
>A good chunk of us do like Shimmer, just not as much as Starlight.
>I just can't stand EQG's godawful plots
Citation needed.
I highly doubt that seeing as Sunset isn't even relevant in the show in anyway. I think most are neutral on the subject and both have fanatics.

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I want to pet her.

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This fucked thread needs more unusual Starlight's pictures (of her plot/butt)

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>>28997554
Starlight is not for sexual. She is for hugging and abuse.

>>28997568

This

>>28997541
I want to make her my pet

>>28997570
That's what he said. He used "pet" as a verb, meaning "to make into a pet."

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>>28997568
> She is for hugging and abuse.
>and abuse.
You are a monster, anon. She isn't for abuse. She's for pet and love.
;__;

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>>28997579

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>>28997570

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I want nu-glim to jump off a cliff.

>>28997590
And for anthro and emoticons too, it seems.

>>28997541
>>28997570
>>28997590
the frequent use of the word pet has awaken me
http://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn

>
>you never know what you have until you have lost it
>the punishment that Anon had in mind was something you did not expect, or rather you expected it but not like this
>it's been an hour and all he has done so far was rubbing you
>ALL. OVER.
>your ears
>your belly
>your hooves
>your butt
>but never your pussy, never.
>"Keep it spread my pet."
>It takes all your willpower to keep obeying his command, but each time he circles around your pussy, your legs instinctively want to close
>"I see...your behaviour lately has been unacceptable, looks like I will have to train my pet harder from now on."
>not long after, your legs are bound to the bed, forced apart, your front hooves tied as well
>you start to panic but you are already helpless, Anon puts a muzzle over your snout, silencing any more protest
>then he blindfolds you and you are left in darkness
>"Now you can focus on your punishment..."
>those words bring a shiver down your spine.
>his hands continue playing with your body, this time they softly caress your inner thighs
>going slowly lower..and lower...
>his fingers circling around your pussy, never giving you a single touch
>an hour, two
>your pussy leaking, winking, begging for some kind of stimulation
>you thought that the orgasm denial was bad, but this was a whole new level
>at least you got to feel something before, the denial was horrible, being brought to the edge and then never get to feel the final release
>to never be free again, never feel that wonderful feeling
>but at least you got to enjoy the ride until that point, it felt good having your pussy rubbed, vibrated, fucking Anon
>now you get nothing, only lust, it isn't just orgasm denial anymore
>it is the denial of any kind of sexual pleasure
>you feel the blindfold go off
>Anon forcing you to look down at your pussy
>you can see his hand floating over it, make rubbing motions

>>28997897

>hear him whisper softly into your ear
>reminding you how things could be
>feeling his touch
>why did you have to be a bad pet
>it goes on and on and on, rubbing your belly, your ears, your thighs, throughout the day, driving you insane
>you try struggling, begging through your muzzle but it goes on
>every half hour or so he gives your pussy a faint touch, making you shiver
>making you go a little bit more insane
>eventually Anon takes the muzzle off of you and you are allowed to speak again
>at least you hope so because you are not able to prevent your begging to instantly start
"Please master-"
>he gently kisses your ear
>"Shh..see, this is what happens if you don't behave. Do you wish to go back to being denied normally instead?"
"Yes master, please, please"
>"Then I want you to say it every time from now on and you will be thankfull every time"
>in the state you are in, all you can do is blindly accept
>but soon you start to realize what he really meant with that
>the next few days were spent with training you to follow the new order
>and no matter how often you did it, you could not get used to it
>each time before Anon started to 'play' with you, you had to beg for him
"Please master...p-please deny me to cum"
>and each time he brought you close and took away that final moment you wished for more than anything, you had to be thankfull
>and each time it was so god damn difficult to say it..
>...

>>28995910
Why does she look like Katy Parry?

>>28997906

>he is rubbing your pussy softly
>squeezing it from time to time
>his fingers gently going up and down, in and out, wriggling a little
>softly circling around
>it feels...soo...good....
"Hnn...m-master...I-..."
>tears start to form in your eyes
>again you will be denied, again you will have to say it...
>your muscles tense up as you are about to release the greatest orgasm in the history of equestria
>but again your collar goes into action and prevents it
>Anon moving his hand away
>leaving you with nothing
>leaving you on the edge
>you are crying again, you don't know exactly why, the frustration is just too much for your brain to handle
>and again...you have to...
"T-thank y-you master...thank you for..d-denying me to cum"

Just a short update this time.

I'll be doing some friendship green. Anon will not feature in this story. Any requests?

>>28997939
Glimmer does something else psychopathic and has to learn another facet of elementary morality.

>>28997939
Starlight and Sunset give their teacher a surprise book present for her birthday.

>>28998022
Don't do this. Sunset is not even canon. Who even is Sunset's mentor?

>>28998022
I like that! Think I'll go with that.

>>28998039
Twilight.

>>28998064
I watched the first EqG and I thought she was a rejected student of Celestia. Since when is Twilight her mentor instead of Celestia?

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>>28997897
>>28997906
>>28997910
Oh, shieet

>>28998064
Thanks! As a fan of all three characters I look forward to your piece.

>>28998075
After Rainbow Rocks, but it was diminished in Friendship Games and absent entirely in Legend of Everfree, where she instead serves a mentor herself to SciTwi, the EqG version of Twilight. Which gets me mad.

>>28998144
Why would you get mad at that?

>>28998144
It ruins my OTP. Sunset should be with Princess Twi, not EqGTwi

On a more serious note, they had a good dynamic and I loved their interactions in Rainbow Rocks .

>>28998284
>Sunset x ponytwi
Decent taste. My OTP is Starlight and Sunburst.

>>28998284
>>28998176
Meant to reply to you

>>28998288
I feel Sunburst is underused. After all Starlight was willing to go on a time-bending rampage over this dork.

I personally would ship Sunburst and Moondancer. It's almost too perfect. It's also my headcanon that while Sunburst has more magic knowledge than Moondancer, she has much more general knowledge than him and has more magical power.

>>28998354
Sunburst and Moondancer is an acceptable ship. I personally like the Starlight/Sunburst duality--he's probably the most knowledgeable about magic, she's the most powerful mage on the planet.

Also she almost destroyed the world because she was mad he hadn't dicked her yet.

>>28998136
Jesus, that face. Fucking hell. It's like a vise with Down syndrome clamped onto a pipe segment.

>>28997910

I always considered pet play a silly fetish but brain cannot rule over the dick
Thats the reason why Im still on this fandom

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So does this thread get shitposted in all the time?

I mean, I want to write a story here, but I'm scared because apparently the last thread got 'nuked'?

I just want a place to write my stories and post cute pictures.

>>28998604
Perennially.
Go for it!

Anyone want some Starlight Green?

>>28998471
Not sure I can agree with most powerful mage but they do share a nice magic dynamic. The magic dynamic is why I like the ShimmerGlimmerSparkle trio a lot. Occasionally adding Moondancer and Trixie.

>>28999424
Of course we want
Anything is welcome

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>BRRRRRRRRNNNN-
>WHOK.
>Your falcon punch sends an annoying alarm clock into the wall, as crusted, swollen eyes slowly welcome the light of Celestia's sun into your face-
>Wait. When did you get an alarm clock?
>You sit up, scratching your head groggily looking around your room a bit and-
"What the fuck?"
>Your bedroom looks...odd, to say the least.
>You're pretty sure you lived in a cottage all by yourselfm without any sign of technology or human comforts, but here there's clearly a computer monitor and gaming system.
"Could it be...? Did I make it back home...?"
>Tears well up in your eyes as you slowly slide out of bed, feet touching warm carpet.
>Your hands tremble with anticipation as you pick up a controller.
"Hol up. This is a SNES controller!"
>Fuck it. VIDYA GAMES!
>Before you can turn the console on your door swings open, much to your surprise.
>"ONII-CHAN!"
>Sweetie Belle gallops into your room and jumps into your lap, nuzzling against your chest.
"What the fresh hell is this?!"
>You jump up quickly, the filly rolling off your lap, like a ball.
"Sweetie Belle! What are you doing in my house?!"
>The little unicorn adjusts her little nightgown, and giggles cutely.
>"Silly onii-chan! You live here! How could you forget something like that?"
"Wut."
>You deadpan.
>Before you can inquire further, Rarity passes by your door, dressed in what is clearly an anime Schoolgirl outfit making sure to stop for a brief moment.
>"Don't dilly dally now brother. We don't want to be late! Chop chop!"
>She keeps a stern expression the whole while.
"HUH."
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
>"C'mon Onii-chan! Mama and Papa have breakfast ready!"
>She squees, before galloping off after Rarity.
>Standing there confused you suddenly hear J-pop slowly play all around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZbW-3N-pWs&t=15s
>You look around insanely confused.
>A gaggle of high-pitched Japanese suddenly chime out-
>"私は私の小さな馬の姉妹のお尻を性交したい!"

>>28999668
Japanese voices*

>>28999668

dweeb

did that guy ever continue the story where Anon hates glimmer and they have to live together

>>28999797
He did not.

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>>28999907

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>>28999668
"I have no idea what that means, but I get the feeling it's not good."
>Are you supposed to be in some type of Anime fantasy or something?
>Your hand travels to the back of your head, as you look the room around once, more finding one of those Male School Uniforms on the bed.
>A uniform you did not put there.
"That's not creepy at all."
>Fuck it.
>Everything turns black suddenly.
"GAAAAH! WHO TURNED OUT THE FUCKING LIGHTS?!"
>The lights come back on, and the uniform is mysteriously on you.
>You gasp loudly and touch your chest.
"Am I dreaming...?"
>You pinch yourself.
"Ow."
>There goes that theory.
>"ANON! COME ON DOWN! GRUBS ON YA HOSER!"
>Dat forced Canadian male accent doe.
>You shrug, and head into your newfound anime house, and down the stairs, pondering how you made it here-
"Holy shit did I die again?!"
>You get to the main floor and find your new "family" gathered around a table. Rarity is staring at you intently with a heavy frown, while Sweetie who is also staring greets you with a wide smile.
>A stallion unicorn with a moustache is reading a paper in silence, and pink mare with a huge ass is cooking something in the nearby walk in kitchen.
>The stallion lowers his paper.
>"Aboot time ya got up son! We can chow down if the whole family ain't present, don'tcha know?"
"I'm sorry, who are you?"
>The table and kitchen erupts into hysterical laughter except Rarity of course.
>"Listen to this kid! What a Jokester eh?"
>Big butt chimes in from the kitchen.
>"Gets it from paw, don'tcha know!"
"I'm thirty-three."
>"And I'm the prime minister from Japan!"
>More laughter. You're slowly getting pissed.
>Playing along to the best of your ability you take the seat next to Sweetie Belle who has stopped creepily smiling at you.
>Rarity turns her nose up, when you lock eyes.
>Bitch.
>Your vision is covered by a plate being sat in front of you-
"OOOOOWEE! You made this big butt pony mom?! DAAAAAYUM!"
2/

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>>29000147
>The Pink Pony mom turns red in the face, and gasps while you admire the stank she put on this meal.
>Is this actual meat?!
>Will you finally get to consume the flesh of another beast without having to deal with the massive, organized protests Fluttershy always sets up outside your house? Will you finally not have to hear chants of "You're a bucking green Carnivore!" for once?
>An awkward silence falls over the table, as you prepare to dig in.
"...What's the matter?"
>Rarity shakes her head.
>"Where were you raised, in a barn? You need to give proper thanks for the meal cretin!"
>They're mad about that, and not the fact you called your supposed "mother" Big butt pony mom?
>You slowly sit the fork down, and lay your hands at your side.
"Uh..okay. How are we doing this? Like a Sunday Prayer or something?"
>Sweetie giggles, and puts her hooves together.
>Your Canadian Parents and Tsundarity follow the motions.
"Oh...don't tell me you're about to-"
>"ITADAKIMASU!!!"
>It's said in perfect unison.
"Y-yeah... "it's a dick missive" or whatever."
>You re-equip your fork and jab it into a sausage, taking a long awaited bite-
"BLEH! WHAT THE HELL?!"
>It's full of hay.
>In fact, everything that's not fruit or Vegetables has hay in it.
"What type of fresh hell is this..."
>The all eat ignoring your outburst, as if it never happened.
>You look around the table, and no one is speaking. They're just focusing on eating like robots or something.
>NOK NOK NOK.
>The eerie silence is broken by light rapping on the door.
"Someone's at your door."
>All eyes fall on you again.
"What now?"
>Canaeighdian Dad chuckles.
>"Don't be silly son. That's your childhood friend!"
"My what?"
>"Just answer the door idiot!"
>You glare at Tsundarity, slowly sliding out of your seat and proceeding on to the knocking visitor.
"Well who's the "childhood" friend. Twilight? Maybe we'll do something cliche, and make it Rainbow Dash? Fuck this place man."
3/

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>>29000289
>Looks like your guess is wrong, unless Rainbow suddenly became a Unicorn with a two toned mane, and Pink fur.
>"Anon! Thank Celestia I found you!"
>Starlight Glimmer faces you dressed in a similar outfit to Rarity.
"You're the "childhood friend". It'd be weird if you didn't."
>She facehooves.
>"This is serious! Haven't you noticed how odd this world is?!"
"No shit?"
>You cross your arms.
"The real question here, is how in the wide world of Luna's pulsating anus did we get to this poor excuse of a weeb adventure?"
>Starlight grinds her foreleg into the ground looking away.
"Don't fucking tell me..."
>She bites her lip.
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
"...How."
>"I-I was practicing my spell combining, a-and I may have misfired it..."
"Details. NOW."
>You tense up unconsciously, suppressing your murderous intent.
>Starlight starts sweating, turning red in shame or embarrassment. You really don't care at this point.
>"It's really silly, you see...I was working with these spells Dildouchia, and Realistia, and stuff happened-"
>Starlight seems to be dancing around the explanation of her spell.
>Also Dildouchia? Realistia?
"Wait. First off, what do those spells mean?"
>"*Gulp*"
>You deadpan again having a feeling what these spells mean.
>Before she can deliver any further exposition, your pushed to the side.
>"Out of my way!"
>Tsundarity rudely moves past you, taking a little time to look at Starlight.
>"Be careful around him Starlight. He sits in his room like a hentai otaku playing with his little dick. He's a pervert."
>You put up a finger, and chicken neck like a black woman.
"OKAY, HOL UP. First off, No I don't. Second, My shit can block out the fucking SUN."
>Tsundarity turns her nose up again, and trots off with a saddlebag attached to her waist.
>You bite your bottom lip bringing clenched fists up to your chest in frustration.
"OOOOH, when I get back, I'm gonna take a dump on her doorstep for a full year!"
4/

>>28995913
Judging by the expressions on Starlight's face and the face of the pony closest to her, the town seems to be forcing the food into her in some sick town-wide fetish.

It's food rape.

Hard as diamonds.

>>28997092
Someone spoonfeed me and tell me what this means please

>>28997100
>caring

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Why would someone abuse Glimmer? I don't understand.

>>29000911
I want to pull her tail

>>28999797
Which one do you mean? "Into the trash it goes"?

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https://derpibooru.org/1310302
https://derpibooru.org/1310303
https://derpibooru.org/1310306
https://derpibooru.org/1310307
https://derpibooru.org/1310309
https://derpibooru.org/1310310

nice

>>29001371
Mmm. I need more teacher-student smut.

>>29001371
neat

>>29001371
>nu glim behaving like old glim
My brain cannot process it

>>29002267
What we need right now is a traduction

>>29001371
nice

>>29002383
No one can traduce those moonrunes.

>>29003486
Or traduct? Probably traduct.

>>29000911
>https://derpibooru.org/1310302
because she deserves it, and much worse

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>>29004051
>moonrunes
That explains nothing.

>>29000911
She is a pony made for abuse.

She blames herself, is insecure, cannot tell right from wrong.

Done properly, she would internalise abuse as correct and deserved.

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>monday
>vector still didn't deliver
Fine, I'm going to make my own edit, with black jack and hookers!
In fact forget the hookers and the black jack.
Ah screw the whole thing.

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>>29004145
Apologies anon; I should not have set a specific date I might fail to actualise.

I've begun doing it now.

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>>29004145
Done

>>29004189
Sorry to take your job away, I was already halfway done when I read your message

>>29004145
Nu glim faggots make all kinds of promises to contribute but don't contribute. In other news, water is wet.

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>>29004332

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>>29004244
Ah, well done though.

>>29004427
thank you

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>>29004079

>Done properly, she would internalise abuse as correct and deserved.

What a correct choice of words
Just imagine the kids we would raise, sometimes I think of her as the perfect broodmare

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>>29001371
the student becomes the teacher
I would like to see that with the other aspects of their psyche and see which one prevails

>>29003699
>this won't ever be you

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>>28988934
>mfw I didnt draw a single sketch for the previous thread because of a salty shimmerfag

>>29005991
was it shimmerfag?

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>>29005991
Cute.

What if I like Starlight but I hate the jews?

>>29001294
Yes

>>29000976
YOU SICK FUCKING SUBHUMAN

>>29006154
Yeah, he celebrated on the SS thread and then got trolled

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>>29006608
It was a small price to pay.

Considering he decided to waste his own time to get back at me and all.

Just mind your P's and Q's or it'll all come tumbling down just like before ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0

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>>29005991
based on this?

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>>29006704
I'm pretty sure it was because I nuked your thread.

And it wouldn't have happened if you Glimmerfags hadn't decided to stick your noses in our thread.

>>29006719
wtf are you talking about

>>29006746
I think he has schizophrenia or something. It makes people not make sense. Ignore him.

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>>29006746
Boy you Glimmerfags really are ignorant aren't you?

It was me, a Shimmerfag all along that ruined your precious thread.

Because you dumb Glimmerfags wouldn't stop trying to post in our thread.

Keep your Glimmigrant refugees in this thread and we can avoid this little mishap in the future ok?

It's funny because I don't even have a problem with Glimmer, I think she's cute. But she doesn't belong in our thread.

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ahahaha! glum glam btfo!!

>>29006785
>it made no impact whatsoever, so let's see if I can milk it some more post-mortem to get some precious attention
(You). There. Happy?

>>29006787
The only thing about this image that chagrins me is that the beating was unintentional.

>>29006785
You don't see how your reply to >>29006704 is completely off-topic, unrelated to it? And you just keep going. Are you brain-damaged?

>>29006785
>It was me, a Shimmerfag all along
Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan

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>>29005851

>>29006704

Of course it was based on Pepe

>>>/gif/9691819

I want to do this to Glimglam.

>>29008149
you are a fucking disgusting degenerate
>posting no hooves

>>29008236
I wish I could've posted an example with >hooves, but sadly, there are none.

>>29008149

Holy fuck I need this in my life

Glimmer does wrestling.
>>29007423

dwnq

>>29010422
>>/g/limmerloverthread

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>>29010256
Adorable

>>29010959
Where?

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I feel sad for the lack of old glims befriending trixie
so here is glimmy with Trixie's hat

>>29011954
I like her new mane better but sometimes I miss her old mane

>>29013148

You are lucky
i miss her old mane 24/7

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>>29013684
New mane is for petting her.

>>29006787
how does a tail smack result in a black eye?

>>29006787
Man sunburst was kind of an asshole

>>29013908

What if I dont want to pet her?

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>>29014782

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Would Glimmer date an overweight or obese stallion? Why or why not?

>>29015341
glimmer a hot and she knows it nigga.
not even in rgre

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>>29015341
s-she's fast!

>>29015417
someone speed this up

What the hell, bump

>>29017063
exactly

>shitpost threads getting more traffic than we do
sad smiley

do you think glim can take shim in a fist fight?

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>>29017496

I seriously dont mind if you guys spend all your day shitposting tho
at least you have good taste in pony

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This thread needs more Starlight

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>>29018393
More glimmy

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>>29018393

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>>29018444

>>29018343
Very nice drawing senpai.

some mod deleted the thread pic. why

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All this time, all this pain, and Old Glim still puts butterflies in my stomach. It's horrible. How do I make it stop?

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>>29020035

Thanks dude
Have a glimmy being attacked by a horse penis

>>29021195

Fuck, forgot to add
NSFW version: https://ibin.co/34ghDekndfJf.jpg

>>29021195
Where's the nsfw my man?

>>29020246
Semi-anthro. I'm glad.

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>>29008149
This.

And then hug her afterwards as she curls up in a ball.

>>29021253
nah it was a good pic

>>29020246
Retardation.

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>>29021508
I'm glad mods are cracking down on anthro.

They also deleted the semi-anthro OP of >>29009294.

>>29021609

I saw that coming, got banned for 3 days for making a thread with anthro a week ago

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>>29021638
Sorry you got banned but I'm glad mods are doing their jobs that they do for free.

>>29021609
It is beyond autistic to delete a not even borderline ""anthro"" pic on grounds of somebody's arbitrary, subjective judgement. Why don't you go to this thread >>29007137 and delete the instances of actual furfag shit in it?

>>29022092
It was objectively semi-anthro; there is no controversy here. And I think Ember is disgusting in part because of how anthro she is but I see nothing in that thread incompatible with her canon anatomy.

>>29022137
Objectively? Really? Then tell me. What are the objective criteria determining the threshold for declaring a character anthro, semi-anthro, "anthro" that calls for deletion? What "objective" authority decides that the anatomy of off-model characters of the original work in human poses is acceptable, as they're never deleted, while fan artwork showing minor deviation from non-human-like anatomy is not?

I can understand why the fluffy OP could be called anthro. It's far into the grey area between an FIM pony and a human. But this thread's? Hardly even debatable. No sensible person would label it as anthro enough to be unfit for this board.

>>29022828
this

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>>29022828
For reference, the deleted image was this one https://derpibooru.org/1227670, which by the way someone tagged as semi-anthro four months ago.

There is not an objective line between pony and semi-anthro but there are things that are objectively over that line.

When the shoulders are human shoulders, it's anthro or semi-anthro.

Imagine this "pony" trying to stand on all four hooves like ponies do. It wouldn't work because it's semi-anthro.

>>29022883
You regard Derpibooru's tagging as a standard? I'm asking, because the answer can tell me how delusional you are. Derpibooru's tagging of anatomy is atrocious. Where's semi-anthro in this post's tags https://derpibooru.org/1219374 ? It surely isn't semi-anthro if it's not tagged as such. And I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar it was you who added that tag when you first saw that picture. You even know when the tag was added.

The line isn't objective, but you can objectively tell if an image is to the left or right of that arbitrary line? Okay. How is this judgement objective if you can move the line? I want to see it written clearly in the rules that human shoulders justify deletion. Otherwise my objection still stands.

>When the shoulders are human shoulders, it's anthro or semi-anthro.
This is your own view. There are others. I like to call a pony with human shoulders a pony with human shoulders. I do realise it makes it slightly more human in appearance, but why is that an offence justifying deletion? Why are show-accurate ponies with human shoulders in human poses tolerated? Why is semi-anthro generally tolerated except for rare isolated instances?

>>29022137
>I see nothing in that thread incompatible with her canon anatomy
Are you retarded? You can't see this >>29020259 or this >>29020305?

>>29023070
this

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>>29023116

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>>29023089
She already basically has that anatomy >>29010335.

>>29023070
Don't move the goalposts. I did not say that the derpibooru tagging was the reason it is semi-anthro; I mentioned its tag in the passing.

And that image has anthro torso and shoulders as well. Again, imagine that "pony" standing on all fours and contrast it to the pony shoulders in >>29022883. And when a pony is upright its shoulders and torso look like pic related.

Anthro means making the pony have human-esque anatomical traits. A rose by any other name is still a rose. Human shoulders are on the anthro spectrum, ergo semi-anthro.

I do not know why semi-anthro is generally tolerated. I suppose it is a matter of degree as well as how conservative the particular janitor/mod is. I am not saying the line is objective or that they're consistent. I'm only defending that they were justified in deleting the OP image since it was objectively semi-anthro.

You know I find this whole anthro debarte funny when fucking Pencil's topic has pretty clear anthro pictures.
This reminds me of a few months ago when people were getting warnings for posting EqG ponied up pictures and yet Pencils was allowed to post Catrina without repercussion.

>>28996189
that describes most of mlp in general

>>28995910

waifu bump

you shall not die

>>29028363
I am ok with this

>>29028393
I am not ok with your gratuitous announcement.

>>29028763
that's ok

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>>29023333
>She already basically has that anatomy >>29010335
So here we are at last. You are a deluded fool after all, not unlike those idiots who think it's not anthro unless it's got boobs. You're simply the other extreme.

I'm going to have to go full autism and spell out for you what your deficient perception can't discern on its own. The lists are incomplete.
the show-accurate one:-
>narrow upper body, tubular, elongated torso, near-circular in cross-section, like a lizard's -- uncanny, isn't it?
>the crotch-- definitely not human; the legs are attached to the sides of the body, like a lizard's
>long neck
>the tail is an extension of the body
There are anthropomorphic elements, but she's not nearly as anthropomorphic as the other ones.
the anthros:-
>broad shoulders, prominent human clavicles, detailed deltoid muscles, anterior and posterior axillary folds, complete with the axillary fossa -- poorly rendered but present -- these are your /human shoulders/ - not like the OP picture, where they're slightly anthropomorphic at best; their anatomy is crap, but they're not human enough
>torso cross-section close to an oval, and like human wide in the left-right axis, narrower in the dorsoventral axis, in all remarkably resembling the human torso
>human pelvis, human crotch, detailed human thighs, human femur length to height ratio
>short neck
>the tail is attached to the body like a limb, almost like in stereotypical furry anthro characters... incredible

We have considerable and numerous /objective/ differences in structure. So if the full anthros "basically" match in anatomy the show-accurate Cinder or whatever's her name, then the OP picture is "basically" more than sufficiently show-accurate in terms of anatomy. And yet the inoffensive picture got deleted. And yet no one will touch Ember fan art-- mostly. This is some serious double-standard shittery and arrant inconsistency. Well, what can you do. Every place on Earth has its set of resident retards. Fuck them.

>>29029387
nice

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>>29029387
This almost looks like false-flagging.

>>29029463
You are literally gay if you don't like that image.

wtf I hate mods now

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>>29029387
>got deleted

>>29030441
what was it?

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heh

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She's a big pone

>>29031610
for you

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Did our waifu really kill the show?
Fuck, more reasons to be hard on her

>>29031610
I want to have that pic without the meaningless destruction. She looks cute in it.
>>29033203
I thought all episodes with her were the best.

>>29033203
No, please just ignore the anti glimmer autists.

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>>29033203
Back in the days before Nu-Glim, Glimmerfags would have fucking relished in the fact that our waifu was causing so much salt to be spilled. Now look at us. Absolutely pitiful.

>>29033322
>>29033249

I dont really care about people's opinions but this thread is too dead and shitposting her is becoming harder and harder

>>29033332
The reason why the thread is dead is because it's too regular. It's common knowledge among people who aren't utter newfags that most horsefucker subgroups need some time to rest between their threads. Otherwise, it becomes a pigsty, and since nobody wants to spend time in a pigsty, the thread dies a slow and miserable death as the aforementioned utter newfags desperately try to keep it alive.

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>>29029173
Yes, some obviously deviated a bit. This happens in pony art too such as people drawing human hips, and while I dislike it, is not over the line.

Listen, there is one simple boundary when it comes to what is over the line, and this also why we care:

• If it cannot stand on all four hooves like a pony, it is not a pony.

I can point to casewise anatomical reasons, but this is what the over-the-line reduces to, and seems to be mods' line as well.

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>>29033355

Rest is for boring people
we should not give rest to glimmy
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>>29033768

Should we imagedump this to death?
since theres a long road to 500 replies

>>29033745
so doesnt twilight die after season 2 and wtf is spike a dildo or somthing

>>29033768
this is pretty nice

>>29033857
Just let it fall to page 10 please. Image dumping will only make things worse.

>>29033966

Thats what 90% of waifu thread do
even some active ones

>>29033984
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law

But I mean, if you want Glimmer threads to be crap, I guess there's nothing stopping you.

>>29033991
Letting it fall off from page 10 is much more shameful imo
just look at applefags thread, truly a sad experience of a used to be popular pony

not gonna die on my watch

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Requesting a colored version of this.

>>29035493

Seconded
:^(

>>29035493
And maybe make it look a bit more like Trump.

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Some traits I want to impose on Glimmy
>unswervingly submissive, never questions my will
>ok with being one among many in my harem
>must be ok with never getting married until the institution of marriage is restored to its traditional, initiatic value (probably will not happen in our lifetimes)
>education, I will teach her to be productive but not a leader, so we make it as one of the most influential families of Equestria
>although odd for unicorns, I want her to cook as an excellent chef
>demure and traditionally feminine hobbies, knitting and dancing are ideal
>right winged, so we raise excellent kids

She is already on the way to become the perfect wife tho

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>>29035493
>>29035531
>>29035585

>>29035493
Also this
>>29005991

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>>29035701
Nothing beating and time on the parilla can't instil.

You just have to take care that you don't break her so much she can't put the pieces back together.

Even after breaking she'll probably tense up in fear every time you touch her and cry herself to sleep every night but that's ideal.

>>29035835
>>29005991
This is more important, I feel weird as fuck when using a sketch as a reaction image

>>29035856
I never said a thing about beating tho, I just wanted her to be my ideal wife

>>29035914
>This is more important, I feel weird as fuck when using a sketch as a reaction image
Agreed.

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>>29035835
>>29035914
>>29035939

>>29036082
aw hell yeab

>>29036082

Nice, added to my pepe folder

>>29036082
will you work on >>29035493 ? Seems like you wont

>>29036307
I got nothing against Trump but I am no cuck and seeing my waifu lick someone else is not cool on my list.
And I won't self-insert into Trump, that's creepy.
Maybe I will do it

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>>29036413
>he doesn't want to be Trump and be kicked by glimmer at the same time

>>29036413
remove the licking and have him just holding her then
honestly I didn't even realize she was licking him until you pointed it out

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>>>/gif/9671580
So much good ideas for what to do with glimmy
My mind is literally haze

>>29036685

>he doesn't want to be Trump and be kicked by glimmer at the same time

To be honest I dont wanna be kicked by glimmy either

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>>29037900
i wish i could see a black man kick her into a brick wall

Come read my shitty story.
>>29037908

Or not, I don't care.

>>28996066
she wiiiiill give you 666
>>28997177
I know right I want to give them my treat in the after life :3
I mean in my under water hotel I might buy it will be so much fun.

>>29037996

What the fuck are you talking about

>>29036823
omg yes

>>29039014
Is the frame of the paint tool supposed to be artistic license?

>>29039655
>the artist didn't know how to export so he used snipping tools
my guess

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>>29039664
I did this screencap in about one second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E4FaHISB3s
>hey twilight twilight thats fucking bullshit
kek

>>29039878
The only thing I get from these videos is that the person who makes them is desperately sad.

>>29040019
like most people in this fandom

>>29040058
Yes.

>>29040058
and then stuff like this >>29037994
happens and we project our depression onto our fantasy so that no glimmer of hope is left.

>>29040019
The only reason those vids are popular is because of his voice.

Imagine a nasal, scrawny voice as typical for this fandom instead saying the shit he says.

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>>29040019
Its not like he is alone

>>29040300
Don't project our depression onto horses, anon. What >>29040093 said. Not here. I can't take that right now.

>>29035701
*tips fedora*

>>29040493

What if I told you I enjoy my depression?
Some of us just accept life is pointless and decide to live free of morality rules
It sure is great, on a world like this you dont need moral to win money so its like the world is designed for me

>>29040543
>Is on a board about a fandom of a show that teaches basic moral values
>Says the world being devoid of morals is perfect for him

Get out.

>>29040543
That sounds pretty different from just being miserable. You are not depressed, just a nihilist.

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>>29040561
Morality might work in the pony world, but in the real world, morality just gets in the way of self-interest; empathy and honor-bound attitudes are there to be exploited by people who are not saddled with them. The sooner you realize that, the better.

>>29040590
Meaningless regardless if manipulation would get you nothing you want anyway because all you want is to feel ok.

>>29040647
>if manipulation would get you nothing you want
Thing is, it usually does. If it doesn't, you're doing it wrong.

>>29040769
You are in your own world and have disavowed empathy, so cannot understand what should be obvious. That's ok. You live your life.

>>29040561
>doesnt watch FiM to escape reality to self insert between those ponies and enjoy a world where morality REALLY matters
I think we all here escaped depression the same way, watching ponies

>>29040962
>I think we all here escaped depression the same way, watching ponies
I second this.
I'm one of those fags who can say the show probably kept me from eventually killing myself

>>29040962
yup

>>29040824
Oh no, I do understand, I just choose to ignore it.

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>>29041182
I dont want to kill myself, if the world is shit, use it
Be a shit person and you will get rewarded, but from time to time things get a little too disgustnig even for you, and thats where I play a FiM ep

>>29041280
This
Once you start to ignore, you start to focus only on yourself, you will be egoist, but it makes me feel good

>>29041319
Not everyone can do that. I wish I could be an asshole, it would make a lot of things a lot easier, I am trying though.

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>>29041349
You can anon
Unlike many changes, like lose weight or education, it doesnt require effort
Just think less, forget about the poor people, the rich getting richer, the day you will die, what your family thinks of you, that dead animal at the side of the road and just put effort on how much you will earn at the end of the month, you only have debts with your boss and some coworkers

>>29041319
The problem is I can't. I have a mental block which prevents me from being a shit person and treating others poorly.
The few times I have I felt completely awful and completely worthless.

>>29041392
>The few times I have I...
Thats the moment where you needed a FiM ep, or play your fav song, wathever
Keep treating others bad, they sometime deserve it, and will soon get used to it, social debts are a thing that disgusts me to no end

>>29041421
yeah.. fuck you and your advice.
The good thing is I no longer suffer from depression and have no reason to treat others like shit for no reason.
I've done fairly well for myself by treating others with respect.
Luckily I know how to avoid those people who will try and take advantage of it and can often turn the tables back on them when they try.
Just simply expose them for the shit they are.
Works almost every time.

>>29041541

How much do you make a month?
We all had to suck dick when we started but once we get a promotion you will notice some faggots keep fucking up your projects and you are the most affected for their lazyness, I have zero respect for those people
Im sure you live in murica, where everyone is productive and not a 3rd world country shithole like me

>>29041822
about 6k a month. I have a few degrees.
Oh yeah you run into those people. I've been very good at avoiding them when I can and I'm lucky enough that I can expose them when they consistantly don't/can't do what they are supposed to, which moves them on to other things.
Outside of work when I get treated like shit I've found the "I wil get a lawyer involved" phrase works amazingly well if any money is involved.

I also wouldn't really say I did any massive dick sucking. I'm just genuinely a very nice person, which has helped tremendously.

I'm sure it is better here than most places but not everyone is productive by any means.

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>>29041947
>6k a month
Its always a pleasure to see people lie on the internet, unless you get a degree every 3 years which is something only available on murica
Anyway I make less than a half of that with just one and Im more harsh when firing people

When this world falls into pieces lets see if being nice helps you in any way, I live to see this place burn

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why is she so cute?

>>29042120
yes

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>mfw I see people discussing depression and other """important""" things on this site

>>29042110
>Its always a pleasure to see people lie on the internet
What can I say? Engineering pays very well here.
I have a bachelors and a masters btw.

Well I've found rotten people tend to attract rotten people. And the same goes with good people. Try to keep that in mind.

Though if things ever really did turn to shit and fell apart I can't say I would be very generous outside of a few very close friends.

>>29042231
I will get my master eventually tho, Im just 26
>rotten people tend to attract rotten people
Everyone is rotten, but some more than others
and before you think you are good, remember you lurk in 4chan, you are as false as the people you call "good" you just dont know them enough

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I don't know why this guy is so pushy about his myopic philosophy of being a money-seeking asshole who willingly cuts off his ability to form any meaningful connection with other people, even the transient ones we have here. What a husk of a life.

Can we please get back to Glimmer now?

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>>29042353

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>>29042353

Im glad you consider me an asshole, thats exactly the image im trying to project
You dont belong to this site if you are actually ok with real life tho
>>>/po/nychan will fit you more

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>>29042353
Different anon here. I couldn't form a "meaningful" connection with another person if I tried; I have no understanding of what that is apart from an empirical/intellectual one.

I normally refrain from stating this directly, as I don't quite know how to do so without sounding edgy. Or autistic. Or both. But take it as you will.

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>>29042353

We got it to ourselves for waifuing a sick pony

>>29042353
a cry for help

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>>29042487
This is kind of a shitty place to cry for help.

I'm thinking more that we're entering the "circlejerk" stage that every /mlp/ general must eventually reach, and that involves the regulars talking about their personal lives. Because we don't have enough actual content to justify a 24/7 general. I don't know why that's so hard for you guys to understand.

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>>29042556
>>29042153

These guys actually have a point
This is a shitty place for help, someone here makes $6k a month and I cant afford a damn wacom
I dont know what else I can do than to draw, give this thread a break so people cool off and think a bit more that this is a glimmer thread and not a blog
NSFW version: https://ibin.co/353RPdWripcJ.jpg

>>29042594
Color when

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>>29042350
>>29042409

I strongly encourage you to go for it. It can make a world of difference.
I never said I was %100 good and don't think anyone really is. I simply try to treat others nicely and amazingly they treat me nicely back.
I know absolutely crazy
In the work space if people find out that you are shit to work with they will avoid you like the plague if they can. And usually the people who can't are such shit themselves that they have to work with other people who are shit because no one else wants to deal with them.
You can break the cycle if you want and actually try being nice to someone for once or you can get stuck in this endless cycle and move nowhere in life.

Also don't think money or success = happiness. It doesn't. I know people who make 100k+, have big homes, and drive audi's. The funny thing is they are probably the most miserable people I know.
Happiness from wealth or power is an unreachable horizon.

And no I am not completely okay with reality or who I am

>>29042353
yes, let us.

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post more cute glim glams

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>>29043034
Like most ponies Glimmer is cute but when you prioritise that you strip her of her character.

>>29042556
I don't mind that, there is only so much glimmer content and talking to like-minded people about whatever is still cool. There used to be people here who missed the shit posts because it kept the thread alive. I think this is way better.

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>>29042828

>they treat me nicely back
isnt it amazing?
Its such a rarity to find nice people, god bless america
Things dont work here like that, corruption is evident and no one bats an eye, so everyone steps on others for some power
The only difference between them and me is that I realized money=happiness soon enough to not impregnate a girl before getting a degree

But no one wants to see us discuss yet you still replied faggot

>>29043346
Well I am sorry to hear that. I just can't condone treating people like shit for no reason.
But as>>29042353 said it will prevent you from ever having any meaningful connections or friendships. That is something money will never buy you.
I will stop now

>>29033223
>meaningless
She probably sees no evil in what's she doing, and that adds enough meaning for me.
I couldn't fap harder

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>>29043087
Don't get me wrong I love her for her character, but I love seeing her being a cute

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>>29043087
>>29043766
Beautifulness+Characterization=Perfection
You are gonna hate me for this but I was thinking on the perfect slave

>>29041822
>some are mean to me
>better be mean with everybody, and not just them

>>29042350
>we're either things at their whole or we're just not, instead of just being percentage of said things

>>29042409
>I'm so lame I have to inspire fear or at least repulsion in order to have some power over the others and feel greater

26, you said?

>>29043346
Money is just supplies.
Try virtue and getting skilled at the things you like that implies less fap, gayms and pone

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>>29043823

>>29035806
>>29036082
>>29036413

Im so disgusting, how could I forget to say thanks master?
Seems like my glimmyfied memes are pretty popular, anyone wants another?

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>>29044848
>anyone wants another?
sure.
Glimmy memes best memes

>>29044906

but thats already glimmyfied, drop another
I have lots of work to do tomorrow

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>>29044942
oh sorry I didn't know you were meme farming.
how about this classic?

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>>29042353
okay