>"Y-You wanna put WHAT in me!?"

>>28991619
Ice cream. Straight up your asshole.

>>28991619
"It's just a cupcake."

>>28991619
Whole fist, right up your ass.

Nothing, I was talking to Rainbow. I'm no pedophile.

>>28991619
My dick. Now bend over.

>>28991619

Your ADHD meds.

>>28991619
>You show her the rectal thermometer
"Like I've told you, a THOUSAND times already, I need to check your internal body temperature with this thing, as per the doctor's orders."
>"I don't want you to stick that thing in THERE!"
"Neither do I. Now, turn around and think REALLY warm thoughts, kiddo. 'Cause this is about to get mighty cold..."

>Two weeks later, and she is up and about as good as new, thanks to Anon and his tentative paternal instincts

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Yes. Yeees! YEEES!!

>presents broccoli.

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>>28991619
Hey, if you'd been more careful like I told you then I wouldn't have to do this, now hold still

>>28991981
Would love to see a green of this!

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>>28991981
>>28991989
Anon running Ponyville's first back alley abortion clinic green when? bonus points if he names it in honour of pic related

>>28991619
Dinner, now be quiet and eat

>>28991619
>"A vaccine", Nurse Redheart said. "You don't want to catch polio."
>"No! My mommy got a vaccine when she was a filly, and it made her re... made her special!"
>Redheart couldn't help the snarl that invaded her lips. Forcing control over her words, she said, "Don't you want to be special too?"
>Dinky actually did snarl. "Not that kind of special! It's retarded!"