Last chance for Friends Forever #34 here!
>>28928884
Friends Forever #35 is due out Dec. 13th.
It doesn't show too often, but a bit of a possible side-effect of weekend celebration is getting caught up and losing track of the time. Some ponies adjust to schedule shifts better than others, but most may be a little familiar to that deprivation sensation. Nothing for it but to tough it out one way or another.Especially when it's still the weekend!
>>28986932
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>nerd
>Anon filly
>mare wife
>>28990551
I'm hungover too derped one
>>28990573
marefu
>>28990573
I would never marry a mudhorse
>>28990493
sweet little filles shouldn't mlem too much. They might go bad.
>>28990587
what's the worst a bad little filly can do?
>>28990583
Good, every pone could do better. Even Twist.
>>28990565
>horsebando
Question:
Why the fuck does the average 4chan fucktard who isn't into pone get triggered when someone posts something pony related.
I don't even watch the show I just have base knowledge on some of the characters and lore but I don't lose my shit when I see someone with say a Steam avatar that is vaguely pony related.
>Colts
>>28990595
Because it's like having a Sonic or furfag OC as your avatar to them
>>28990589
She mightkiss a fillyand like it
>>28990575
So am I Anon.
Last night was fun though. Drinks, fish and chips, and we had a nice conversation with one another as we played dominoes.
And they say men are all brutes, shame on them.
>>28990595
Underage bandwagoning. The only way to fit in is to LE EPIC 4CHAN RAGEMAN against everything not accepted by the status quo. Saying you post on an edgy hitler website that Anonymous sprung from is cool at school. Pastel horsies are not cool at school.
And here we are.
>>28990603
nothing evil about that
>>28990595
>Why the fuck does the average 4chan fucktard who isn't into pone get triggered when someone posts something pony related.
Ponies beat 4chan, for some reason.
The apparently honest passive-agressive stance people took against people who were making fun of the horses turned out to be impossible to overcome for the average /b/ (/v/) retard.
Nowadays a meme, showing ponies is basically a reminder their retardation has been "beaten" by a cartoon for 8 year olds.
Derpy just sat on your lap.
>>28990619
well I wasn't really using my penis much anyways I guess
>>28990565
>>28990573
>>28990592
>>28990596
>>28990603
orangefags get out
the ponies are getting ancy
>>28990612
She might kill someoneby means of heart attack inducing cuteness
>>28990595
It's not just a 4chan thing, post a pone anywhere that's not specifically about them and watch the salt flow. I'm still convinced it's a bunch of kids that want to appear mature by separating themselves from anything that could be viewed as childish. All kids do that, MLP is just an easy target. The older people just stopped giving a fuck about that stigma.
>>28990637
It's antsy, anon.
>>28990655
but there aren't any
>>28990631
No.
>>28990551
Groggy ponies you say?
>>28990672
>>28990595
A combination of autism and newfags
Go on /k/ and every few months you see a underage newfags shitting their pants when they see another newfag posting a "gun gore/cringe" thread with the rainbow dash mitchell mauser, then they freak out when they get told they're newfags for thinking /mlp/ isn't full of gun owners and that /k/ is a bunch of horsefuckers and furries
>>28990674
I want a morning mare
and and afternoon mare
and a night
wait
>>28990680
TOO LATE ANON
>>28990689
I SUMMON THE DAY MARE
those eyes... my soul feels violated
If Celestia controls the sun, and Luna controls the moon, who controls the stars?
>>28990728
Purple
>>28990595
Most of them probably weren't even here when ponies initially flooded every board, they just "hate" them because "it's board culture".
>>28990728
>>28990728
ur mom
>>28990728
Other Celestias of other Equestrias.
>>28990733
Tinker!
>>28990728
>they stars will help her scape
According to the first episode they either act on their own or Luna control them.
>>28990595
Funny thing is it's not just ponies now. Some ponyfags get triggered at shit like pic related, the irony somehow lost on them.
It's one thing if you're just spamming the thread with images, but only the truly autistic get upset over pure reaction images.
Rainbow Dash, please give me the strength to smite my enemies, and go real fast today.
>>28990728
I think nobody controls them but they fall under Luna's sphere of influence, as when her powers were described they were said to be the power to bring out the night, rather than just the moon, and the graphic included little stars and comets and all that
but remember equestrian cosmology has no consistency at all so its best to just not think about it
>>28990679
I think my favorite board for that is /pol/
>Anon rages about degeneracy
>crosslink to the Aryanne thread
>"What the fuck I love horses now!"
>>28990746
Posting Undertale on /v/ almost felt like you were back in the old pony days.
>>28990753
Repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax"?
>>28990764
What fun is that?
>>28990764
Mystery Science Theater 3000!
>>28990604
that's a great style for comics
>look the artist up
>last upload on derpybooru a year ago
>all sources ded
aww
>>28990751
>it shall be so
>>28990723
>stumbles and falls down
>cannot get up anymore with all that armor
>>28990782
How fast does Dash allow her apostles to go?
>>28990595
I wish I could use pony reaction images on other boards, I never bothered getting different ones so I never use images. Yet people are allowed to avatarfag some little girl from an anime in any given thread and no one bats an eye.
>>28990782
Praise be, Rainbow.
>>28990804
It really is a shame.
>open reaction folder
>find a perfect image right away
>but it's pony
>spend 5 more minutes looking for something else but can't find anything
>just submit it without a pic
>>28990796
she places no limit on fastness in the promised land
>>28990812
>reaction folder: 190 images
>pony reaction folder: 1771 images
I know that feel
>>28990812
My not-pony reaction image folder pretty much died in 2010
>Captcha: ponible east
>>28990769
That is a very ponible stallion
>>28990812
I found my Avatar tlab folder accidentally placed in my music folder today, it's been so long since I used any not pony images I didn't even notice
>>28990683
Wow no trash tod- NEVERMIND IT'S GLIMMER
>>28990827
Very very ponible
>>28990836
Almost as ponible asyou______
>>28990852
oh gosh
alright i got her, what do I do with her now
>>28990870
Marry her to the highest bidder.
>>28990870
>comics
>canon
>>28990885
anon
anon
>>28990887
the ones in the show were even cuter
>>28990903
Slaves aren't supposed to look cute
>>28990907
and yet
>>28990907
How are you going to fuck a slave pone if she doesn't look cute?
lewdorable
>>28990559
>>28991007
I wonder if theres a limit to how big she would make her butt for me
Really made me think.
>>28991047
if she can get your love, she'd probably do whatever it took
>>28991072
I bet she has a weird bug vagina
>>28991075that makes me want it more, just to say i did it.
>>28990920
>grounded
how very cruel
Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Snoot Boops
>want to view more fanart
>go to booru
>there are 1,300,000 images
how in the fuck
What was the message of Feeling Pinkie Keen? Was it about tolerating people who are religious?
And how did Pinkie Pie know what was going to happen all the time? Did she plan the events or is she actually psychic?
Why didn't twilight teleport across the bridge during the hydra chase?
>>28991155
6 years
>>28991175
Its pinkie sense, its not explainable. some things don't really seem to be, but you just have to accept them.
And Twi didnt teleport across because at htat point she still had difficulty with teleportation. she slowly got better as time went on throughout the series. Season 1 Twi usually would be seen straining to teleport, as time goes on she teleports more casually and further.
>>28991175
That episode was stupid, and the only thing it had going for it was beating up Twiggles, something the later seasons seriously lack
>>28991185
Also another fun chart
The blog I'm stealing these from hasn't updated for a while.
>>28991155
yeah its kinda crazy, but its not actually 1.3m unique pics on derpibooru either to be fair. of course theres tons that isnt on derpibooru still im sure. but the duplicates and reuploads of higher res stuff still adds to the total image numbers although some get deleted.
A more accurate number in pic related.nearing 1TB
>>28991146
She was arrested later on.
>>28991203
>Rarity that low
>>28991175
>Was it about tolerating people who are religious?
I have no idea where that "religious" part came from. I just took it as a regular
>You cannot always explain everything and sometimes you have to trust your friends
>>28991190
I do miss some slapstick humor...
>>28991203
>fluttershy surpassed dash
what the fuuug
>>28991256
People like the quiet ones. She's had a lot of nice outfits as well.
>>28991256
>people stopped liking the character that got barely any good character development as the seasons developed
who'da thunk
>>28991264
I think she got some good development, especially with flutterbutt
she also had a few bad episodes that hurt her character though, so it's a mixed feedbag
>>28991203
>I ship Twidash, Flutterpink and Rarijack
>Porn chart makes my ships statistically canon
Everybody else btfo forever. Go on, cry all you want in reply.
>>28991278
>Flutterpink
yikes
>>28991278
>lesbo shipping
Disgusting.
>>28991256
Dash didn't get that much attention lately apart from flying into trashcans.
>>28991278
I shop all of them with________me.
Would you ever call Rainbow Dash "Rainbow Crash"?
Ponies invite you to a game of Cards Against Humanity. What cards do you play?
>>28991285
>Implying everyone can be straight in a world where it looks like the majority of the population is female
Polygamy is far more disgusting, you fucking mormon.
>>28991300
So we just need to gas the mutant 2% of the population that are fags
>>28991300
They're both disgusting. Equestria is too pure for homosexuals.
>>28991292
I'd call her Rainbow Trash
Because she's garbage
>>28991305
Gas THIS
*farts on u*
lol
How many minuets per hour does RD travel at?
>>28991310
Could you really live with yourself if you made a pony cry?
>>28991323
That one yes
And also Shitlight
Amyone else here that doesn't hate any pony from the show?
>>28991307
>>28991305
>>28991310
>>28991327
Edgy redditor hour in MLPG is it?
Then again, it's midday in america on the weekend, so no surprise.
>>28991321
>the centre of mass of the galaxy would be around jupiter
>of the galaxy
>>28991334
oh course, they are all ponies and lovable
except Twist of course
>>28991334
Mostly everyone. The only people who can muster up enough emotion to "hate" a fucking horse are our resident pill popping aspies who can't function in the outside.
>>28991339
>anti-gay
lmao
>>28991349
There's no difference between edgy /pol/ kids and edgy leddit kids
>>28991343
Someone out there loves Twist.
>>28991343
Isn't Starlight Glimmer a giant piece of trash?
>>28990907
all ponies are supposed to look cute
>>28991321
>Non-metric systems in a nutshell.
To be fair, X minutes away from school is a relatively common expression which is basically a unit of length/distance on some sort of relative scale (on foot, by car, etc.).
So I'd say a lot of minutes per hour.
>>28991363
not since the last time checked
>>28991247
Who's the slut now, HUH?
>>28991365
You sure?
>>28991369
So you didn't watch any of her episodes in s6 where she was a bland bald mary sue?
I'd like to see a chart tracking the amount of anthro, EqG, humanized, and regularpone pics on Derpibooru, in order to test my hypothesis that furries are increasingly the only thing keeping the MLP fandom alive.
>>28991349
>Implying underage redditors don't flock here en masse so they can act up and post things they think are contrarian and edgy because they'll get downvoted for it on their native website
rofl
9/10 "degenerate/gas" posts you'll see are from reddit stooges.
>>28991363
Speak of the devil, here's our other redditor, posting his usual dank meme, wishing he could get upvotes.
>>28991382
no I don't watch the show I just read the fan fiction
>>28991369
Looks like someone left out the trash.
>>28991381
supposed to look cute anon, supposed
not all of them are quite there yet
>>28991390
She's disgusting
>>28991390
Glimmerfags, everyone
>>28991375
Still her.
A lovable slut though.
>>28991353
What the fuck is a Twist?
>>28991398
>>28991396
>>28991391
>>28991363
>Sunset Shimmer posts on MLPG
I knew it
>>28991409
Anon, not a single one of those posts have anything to do with big floppy leaking horsecocks
It's getting close to winter so why not freeze all the world's oceans? Christopher Lee wants to as the title character in 323: The Castle of Fu Manchu!
http://derpy.me/MLPG3K
>>28991278
>Shipping
>>28991409
Why would Shimmer care about a loser who has an even lower chance of getting Twilight dick than she does?
>>28991406
A transsexual character in the closet
Threadly reminder everybody who hates Glimmer is either
A) An upset tumblr lard who's mad she discarded her equality bullshit
B)An Equestria Girls Fanatic who's butthurt that their bratz doll got replaced in the show, the only thing that matters.
These are simple, objective facts. Anybody claiming otherwise is simply wrong and should contemplate immediate self termination. Replying to this post disagreeing does nothing but reveal the truth of this post, as well as your own hurt feelings.
Exposure of the anti-glim redditors will make MLPG great again.
Why do fuck do I love ponies?
I don't even watch the show
I don't intend to
What the fuck have you done to me anons?
>>28991439
Not everyone is going to love your shitty waifu, Glimmerfag
>>28991444
You replied. Stay butthurt and in denial kid, but do try your tears first. I'm sure your orange bratz doll has another movie in the works.
>>28991452
Shim and Glim are the same brand of trash you dumb nigger
>>28991443
All you can do is embrace it now anon
>>28991440
>>28991444
>>28991456
This is just pathetic to be honest with you.
>>28991443
>I don't even watch the show
>>28991456
Glimmer is literally just show Shimmer
>>28991467
So trash
>>28991439
Here's why Starlight is shit:
1. Her backstory sucks. She started a cult just because her friend moved away.
2. She's insanely powerful with no explanation.
>>28991463
Anon. I hate to break it to you, but that's the racist wings guy. He changes his shitpost methodology every couple of months, beats it to death, then moves onto the next one, hoping people will reply to him again.
time to turn this thread around
>>28991474
That's just sad.
>>28991388
Furries being anthro?
Derpibooru has kept up a consistent upload schedule (look up their stats).
It has 6930 pages of anthro art and 66558 images not containing anthro (also removed screencaps because not art).
That's almost 10 times as much art with a consistent schedule across 4 and a half years.
There might possibly be a slight take-over but it's impossible for it to be too popular under these kind of stats.
The brony study also agrees giving only a tiny fraction of furries being bronies and vice versa.
>>28991439
Imagine if fans of any other character acted like this when seeing people insult them. I'm sure that in quantity, there's more people who dislike the CMC than Glimmer, based on how their episodes are treated on here, and you don't often see them making rants about how everyone hates them.
>>28991481
At least the CMCs weren't shoehorned into the show.
>>28991474
Discord will be evil in the S7 premiere and the eyesore castle will be blown up by Rainbow Dash the terrorist!
>>28991481
Some guy doesn't constantly post "The CMC are trash" all day every day though
>>28991476
best pair right there
>>28991481
Imagine if people who didn't like any other character acted like this
>>28990831
>>28991363
>>28991391
>>28991440
>>28991456
>>28991444
>>28991470
Speaking as someone who's neutral on Starlight, this trashposting has gotten boring and is reaching spam levels. The comparison someone made earlier is right. This is just racist wings all over again. It just shits up the thread because people will reply to the thirsty autist trashposter because they're fucking morons.
>>28991505
>birdbrains
>best anything
>>28991490
Everyone hates CMC episodes though. Have you ever been on /mlp/ after one?
>>28991511
Yes
But people generally don't post the same one-sentence reply all day every day for months after a CMC episode
>>28991508
can't hear you up here in the clouds where it's awesome
>>28991522
>thinks pegasi are best anything
>posts comics, too
loving every laugh
>>28991511
>Going into the piss
Not on your life.
Jokes aside, the anti sentiment towards the CMC was more active during Season 1. People liked them more with time, but even to me, they're episodes still kind of feel like a waste compared to basically any of the grown ups. I don't dislike them much as characters though.
Besides, look at >>28991506
We're talking about an MLPG native shitposter who posts nearly on every minute cooldown with the same meme. There isn't really a comparison to be made here.
>>28991505
Do NOT awoo under any circumstances
It is NOT encouraged behaviour and you might run into serious consequences
>>28991522
The masterrace can go there too
And look way cooler doing it, too
>>28991535
This thread is on /mlp/
>>28991546
Yeah, and?
We have a large population of people here who never venture outside of the thread.
I haven't been outside it for over a year or more.
>>28991556
But don't you want to make the very first shitpost as soon as the new horse goes up?
>>28991472
She was hyped up all season then we ended up getting a garbage finale because of her.
>>28991565
I shitpost enough here.
Besides, the sticky is kinda pointless. Every episode is shit by default if you look at the posting. Only the strawpolls reveal any sense of sanity.
>>28991574
Learn some words that aren't trash and garbage you raging asperger.
>>28991565
no. if I had that desire I'd make a bot for it
>>28991556
Why do people resrict themselves to one board?
It gives you mental tunnel vision.
>>28991598
>One board
Not really. I only meant I come here in regards to /mlp/. Other boards are a different story.
You aren't wrong though. CTRL - F "trash" and "garbage" and you'll see the mental illness in its true form.
>"PRIVATE ANONYMOUS, YOU SHITPOST LIKE OLD PONIES FUCK!"
>>28991598
I'm not interested in many of the other boards, and quite a few of them are just porn dumps. Additionally some boards I used to visit have gone to shit, or I have other venues to get the same content on.
Ultimately, on 4chan I only go to /v/ for some specific threads and mulpg.
>>28991630
>>28991642
Which show is this?
>>28991630
I want Spitfire to bully me
>>28991645
I think it was from a season of Hell's Kitchen.
>>28991630
I would fuck an old pony
>>28991574
>>28990831
>>28991363
>>28991391
>>28991440
>>28991456
>>28991444
>>28991470
Can someone explain this to me? This is just depressing. What joy could anyone get spamming the same shit day in, day out? I really don't fucking get it. I know it's one person too because of the post timers and the hours of the day the posts appear. As far as I can tell, there's no time for a job or any outside commitments.
This is actually sort of depressing.
>>28991642
It's rotten you fucking idiot
It's ROTTEEEEEEEEN!
>>28991657
Change the blanket to a garbage bag and it's perfect.
>>28991657
GARBO
>>28991658
Autism
>>28991388
Anthro is only really alive in porn to be fair. And the vast majority of Derpibooru's users can't even see the porn since most of them are on the default filter. So most people don't even see anthro all that much. If we combine humanized and EqG it still has a gr8er number of pictures than anthro.
>>28991663
>>28991664
>reddits latest dank meme has now spread to two autists
wew laddie, this thread keeps finding new ways to go further down the toilet
>>28991674
>glimposting
Escort yourself to the bin, please
>>28991683
>memeposting
escort yourself to reddit, please
>>28991686
your waifu is trash, family
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
Pony takes the helm!
>>28991698
I'm gonna call you a trash, garbage xD
>>28991710
I only sail under Captain Applejack.
>>28991674
Mike "Put that mary sue in the loo" Pence
>>28991657
was she the best pony of season 6?
>>28991715
>>28991722
She's the worst garbage in the dump
>>28991698
>>28991710
I wouldn't trust a ship under the command of Dash. To be honest I wouldn't trust a ship under the command of any of the main cast.
I'd have a better chance of survival if the CMCs were in charge
>>28991721
Mike "Grilling an ex-villain" Pence
>>28991724
I'm going to swab that pony's decks.
>>28991725
Do you actually use negative vocab that isn't related to waste?
>>28991735
Mike "Put glimmerfriends into state penn's" Pence
>>28991751
Mike "If it's Glimmer or Shimmer, better hope she's a swimmer" Pence
>>28991749
I think you'd prefer the ponies' docks
>>28991745
Wow!I prefer her new manestyle
>>28991757
I like seeing Rarity, too
>>28991759
I'll use the pony's dock to anchor myself.
>>28991764
Glim doesn't have a new manestyle, silly.
>>28991764
You mean the Mare Pattern Baldness cut?
>>28991758
Mike "If you like this horse I call for excessive force" Pence
Please let her sleep.
>>28991809
WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU DONKEY
>>28991809
>>28991809
it is not poner bed time yet
>>28991792
Mike "If it looks like Glim, it ain't my friend" Pence
Filliesin space.
>>28991837
Can you imagine spending months in a spaceship with 99 fillies?
Coltsin space.
>>28991829
That doesn't even rhyme.
>skip through a bunch of patreons out of boredom
>Pencils is making more than Atryl
didn't expect that
>>28991837
Space pones are serious business anon, it is not for fillies or colts
>>28991843
That's too many fillies.
I would go insane.
>>28991850
Pencils?
Mods are doing a great job today I see
>>28991856
The guy who draws the comic with Anon and the pones.
Where do ponies like getting rubbed?
I'm in love with a blue pony.
>>28991866
On the pony.
>>28991869
I'm in love with an orange pony.
>>28991850
>Pencils
Who?
>Atryl
Who?
>>28991855
>too many fillies
>>28991866
Use the pone chart anon
>>28991869
which blue pony?
>>28991871
Sunburst?
>>28991873
How would you attend 99 fillies?
>>28991876
Of course not
I only like him
And totally not in a gay way
>>28991850
>an artist making cute pones several times a week gets more cash than a furshit artist who updates like once a month outside commissions
No objections here, though I wouldn't expect it either.
>>28991889
It makes sense that he is making more, I just didn't expect it because normally furry porn > all when it comes to money.
>>28991850
>anthro vs pony
>pony wins
I'm glad.
Either way, Atryl's patrons are cheaper, and Pencils is a great artist.Not so much on the storywriter department, though.
>>28991889
If it's the Maud comic those ponies are pretty ugly. I don't remember the last time Atryl drew not-anthro though
Silver Spoon is...
>>28991899
He's Finnish. The fact he's doing anything is a small miracle.
>>28991909
a spork
>>28991893
I think Atryl's patreon severely dropped lately. I was sure he was making at least a grand like a couple months back. Is there something like a history of the patronage you can view?
>>28991905
>those ponies are pretty ugly
wow
>>28991905
he drew something that was closer to pones than to anthros a couple of days ago
>>28991920
Pencils is a finn?
>>28991920
>He's Finnish. The fact he's doing anything is a small miracle.
Randumb is also Finnish.
We've got good Finn to finished artratio.
>Russian captcha.
>>28991893
Is furry porn really all that popular??
I would imagine it wouldn't have much widespread appeal.
>>28991909
>>28991905
I think most of them look pretty alright.
That filly some people like to post is ugly as sin though.
>>28991931
Don't forget Nasse.
>>28991937
Your face is ugly as sin.
>>28991931
So is one of the artists around Tsitra as far as I know. Just forgot which exactly, AssassinMonkey maybe?
>>28991925
Could you point it out for me where exactly because the last non-anthro pic I see is a three months old sketch, but perhaps I'm just blind
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-atryl
>>28991933
It's pretty popular but the more important factor is that furries are willing to spend a lot of money on commissions and porn
>>28991938
Nasse has forgotten Nasse. He doesn't even draw anymore, if I remember right. Which is a damn shame.
>>28991941
Someone should tell this filly that being ugly and a bitch is not a good combo.
>>28991943
I said "closer to pony than anthro", not "non-anthro"
Meant this one
https://derpibooru.org/1306927
>>28991946
Well, he was going on about Finn to finished ratio.
>>28991933
Anthro does tend to get quite the ratings on Dbooru.
Thankfully, though, most people prefer to stick (it) to the opposite ends.
>support me on Patreon ! !
Anyone else get turned off by this? Just feels cheap.
>>28991950
they didn't need necks anyway
>>28991955
Not really?
>>28991952
That makes it a 1:2 Finn:Finished.
Not exactly in our favor.
>>28991955
I cut artists a lot of slack if it's more of a tip jar than a pay wall.Also my brother has one and he gets, like, $5 a month. It's really depressing.
>>28991955
If they spam it constantly along with the logo, yeah. Stopped following lumineko cause of that.
>>28991955
Depends. As long as the Pareon actually gives decent results (unlike with, say, Kanashii), I'm okay with it.
>>28991973
>>28991973
>tfw Madmax is probably literally dead
>>28991955
Depends. If they plaster every picture with multiple water marks and urls and well as regularly making a post about it, yeah, then it is fucking annoying.
If they just regularly upload their art and have links to their DA, tumblr, whatever and patreon at the bottom, I don't care. If they can make some money with it, good for me - because then they have more time and motivation to draw
>>28991955
Depends on how they do it
If an artist starts slapping it everywhere in in every post and putting huge patreon autism watermarks over every drawing I lose a lot of respect for them because they're basically screaming "I dont care about any of this, I'm just doing it to make money"
>>28991950
Hate to break it to you, but that's an edit of 2 years old dakis he designed, by someone else.
https://derpibooru.org/658628
https://derpibooru.org/658626
https://derpibooru.org/657769
etc.
>>28991955
It all really depends on how the Patreon is set up. I'm fine with artists advertising themselves, when you're paywalling edits and unique stuff behind it while putting the shitty watermark everywhere, it's a problem.
>>28991944
Is it doe? Maybe in a few sites but I rarely see furry porn in other places. I know it's reddit and all but I hardly see any furry pieces in the r34 subreddit.
>>28991973
>she could be living on patreon money now
>instead she lives in 3 freezers
>simultaneously
>>28991979
>>28991973
TOO SOON
>>28991955
It's just a logo.
>>28991987
Huh, didn't know that.
>>28991993
Does anyone remember that one time she drew something for /co/ and someone corrected something in her parody and she got pissed and rage quit mlpg
I think it was pacman related or something
>You will never fuck yourself
Was that before or after her getting upset about people saying stuff about her brother
I can't even remember anymore
silly things aside shes definitely missed
so is celestia a pony or a horse :/
>>28992021
You could just go to the old posts on EQD, switch the comment to history mode and find her apologizing for being a drama queen.
How did she end up at the mercy of art money, anway?
>>28992044
all ponies are horses
>>28992021
I remember people making incest jokes about her and her brother and she got pissed and left MLPG
I remember people complaining about her circlejerking with Pacce and Sprinkles and her getting pissed and leaving
>>28992027
But there's something even better that you can fuck
>>28992048
Some family dispute and she was then homeless.
>>28992053
All the ponies are horses.
But not all horses are ponies.
Thanks for coming! Next week- the end of Season 3 with 324: Master Ninja II! (Yes, there's another one.)
Tune in tomorrow for more season 4, starting with Maud Pie!
>>28992070
>but not all the horses are ponies
No one said they were
>>28992072
Woona!
>>28992021
flutterdash friday!
>>28992067
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
>>28992096
That seems like playful roleplay if anything.
>>28992110
She really left for a bit.
>>28992098
>friday
>>28992110
yeah you would think people would get it considering she took the time to use a humorous (and completely in context) spike reaction on the last post
>>28992096
Holy shit i haven't seen this in forever
>>28992098
a day late but I can dig that
>>28992110
Probably. But as time wore on, MLPG's acidic nature got the better of her.
>>28992106
Clearly this man had no horgans to accommodate the massive horsecock in his badonk
Horsepeople are different however and should be allowed the freedom to breed with their own kind
Curved. Horns.
>>28992142
imagine that thing sliding up your urethra
>>28992142
Curved.
Horns.
>>28992142
Those look dangerous.
I
I'm hooked on a filly
I'm high on believing
That you're a cute filly
I want Grogar to be the S7 villain.
Dash has a special something for you
>>28992171
OOGACHAKA
>>28992177
Not until we get Scorpan
>find a really cute picture
>it's porn
>artist mostly draws porn
>the chances of him drawing cute SFW ponies is close to nil
It kind of upsets me for some reason.
>>28992183
Is it a gun
>>28992196
no, but it is smokin
>>28992192
>Artists draws really attractive characters
>Only sfw
>the artist is pure and would probably hate if you suggested lewd of them
CROCSTEW YOUR GIRLS ARE SO CUUUUTE I WANT TO FUCK THEM
>>28992196
I can't stop laughing at this post fuck you anon
Marker Pone
Marker Pone
Six foot twenty fucking booping for fun
>>28992238
She's booping
She's booping
She's booping
>>28992238
Marker Pone
Marker Pone
12 stories high made of radiation
Filly is spamming her filly babble again.
>>28992142Curved.Horns.
Party Favor is making the face again
It's scaring the other ponies
>>28992319
Where was alternate Glimmer?
Also what did Glimmer did after Twilight returned back in time and took the table with her?
>>28992294
I politely told him to cut it outbut he didn't listen!
ponies did 9/11
>>28992347
never forget
>>28992345
>>28992347
The filly cannot fly a plane well.
The time has come for filly to pony pony.
Describe a filly by memory.
>>28992358
NEITHER CAN THEY MELT STEEL BEAMS
>>28992382
like a regular pony but smaller
she's gold filly and I yell NOI whenever I see her
>>28992382
Smoll.
Nice butt.
>>28992382
Dumb and ugly
>>28992415
anon he said describe a filly not you're waifu
>>28992352
Ponies cannot bend steel beams.
>>28992382
Hm, now that I think about it, I think filly was colt all along
>>28992416
My waifu was never a filly
She has always been a mare
>>28992342
She probably stayed in her town, and then got steamrolled over by whichever villain was in charge in their timeline.
>>28992432
It's kinda funny imagining that Glimmer realizing she was wrong and fucked up before the villain fucked her shit up. Also strangely satisfying to an extent.
You gotta learn to be smarter than the filly.
>>28992388
What if filly was anime?
This is a Japanese horse.
>>28992550
in what way is she different from a normal horse?
>>28992558
She's from Neighpon.
>>28992558
She can speak Japanese and to japanese pony stuff.
>>28992558
She bows a lot and always makes sure to wipe her hooves before entering your home.
>>28992470
what show is she in
>>28992583
I want to go to neighpon and feed the japonies treats when they bow to me
>>28992589
They'll just hand you their business cards.
Can you prove that friendship is magic?
A Japanese filly accidentally fell on your house's balcony. She's wearing a school outfit but she slipped and somehow landed completely nude on your lap. Her clothes are now all over the house.
>>28992294
he can come over here and make the face all he wants
>>28992672
yeah she looks like a little bucker
Filly is simply having a wonderful Christmastime.
>>28992693
yeah it's a pretty lewd time of year
How to pank the ponk in the pink?
>>28992719
become a pony
>>28992708
WHAT ARE BOOKS
>>28992719
just get up in there and plunk her
>>28992719
with your punk
>>28992719
If you don't pump penk's pink then she'll just go and pank you herself
>>28992740
oh that's filly
>>28992740
Cunt Destroyer
>>28992740
Filly
>>28992740
Filly number 5.
5 or filly for short.
>>28992740
Pink Patience
>>28992584
Boku no filly
>>28990551
What do the ponies do between seasons?
Filly stole your credit card and went Christmas shopping for her whole class.
>>28992797
They sit dormant as a series of ones and zeros on a hard drive somewhere.
>>28992797
Have an orgy
>>28992803
Sounds boring.
>>28992740
Purple Banana
>>28992740
Hidden Banana
>>28992797
What do YOU do between seasons?
You live your life, right? That's what ponies do.
Larson's not coming back, is he?
Filly boosted its attack using its z power.
>>28992836
Filly, Z-splash is not... that's...
Well, whatever makes you happy, I guess.
An evening without work? How did that happen?
odds - take requests
evens - work on character stuff
Filly wants to play Pokemon Go.
>>28992848
Ganbatte Goato-sama
>>28992848
>working
Wow, that's fucking gay
>>28992863
I-it's all I knowit's probably because I didn't use the right rolling image - but it's too late to post Sunbutt
If ponies were real, would you accept working for one (even with their limited knowledge about how human stuff works)?
A TV show about single father Anon raising a filly.
Would you watch it?
Filly got hit with a confuse ray and thinks she likes other fillies now.
>>28992719
Pkunk the Ponk?
>>28992895
that's a good ray
>>28992870
You can work on a few things, unwind with a request or two, and then cap off the night by working again.
>>28992916
>Ever stopping working after the numbers have spoken
He would die
>>28992916
if I'm awake that long, I'll probably go ahead and take a request or two because screw the rules I wanna draw ponies
the only big thing i have to work on tonight is details and color scheme for this character, and I'm basically already done with those
>>28992889
How much of the episode revolves around cuddling?
>>28992925
See? You work hard, you play hard.Applejack approved.
>>28992889
No. I know how those cutesy shows end and I don't want to feel bad about the inevitable tragedy twist in the finale.
>>28992936
I just need to be a little better at that second part and I'll be golden
>>28992848
I like the character stuff
Filly reminds you that eating ass isn't all its cracked up to be.
>>28992951
even if it's justfurry?
Filly found out the truth about Santa.
>>28992889
Is it a comedy or a drama?
>>28992957
Fuck you don't ruin this for me filly.
>>28993004
But I said Satan, not Santa.
Santa found out the truth about filly.
>>28993010
Filly takes out a tape recorder and plays what you said. You clearly said Santa.
>>28993010
But what if Santa and Satan are the same person?
>>28993011
Is filly getting coal?
>>28993013
SO FLUFFY
I WANT TO TOUCH THEM
>>28993023
Yes.
Already lit.
And delivered through her window.
>>28993024
Anon please stop molesting the tiny horsies
>22 days
>>28992962
why not
What are filly-types weak to?
>>28993089
Parents.
>>28993089
Booping.
>>28993053
IM TOUCHING THEM ALL
>>28993113
Anon used Boop!
It's super effective!
>>28993114
touch this
>>28993089
Ear tickling.
Belly tickling.
>>28993113
beeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnqz9OdZjRQ
>>28992857
Filly needs to Pokemon Go to bed
>>28993144
Filly says you're not the boss of her.
Filly wants to play Simon Says.
>>28993024
Don't.
Is it okay to give your filly ice cream before bed?
filly?
more like fillme
>>28993159
>filly
>female young horse
>female
>filling you
I don't think you understand how this works.
>>28993149
hire the filly
>>28993177
No, no, no
We don't engage it
Honestly I'd probably spend at least an entire day every week just with the crusaders, doing whatever they want because they are so fucking adorable.
>>28993159
The only thing I need to know is how many times
>>28993195
The CMC will help you get your qtmark if you don't have one either so it's a win win.
>>28993195
I don't think their sisters would approve if you hang out with them all day, every day.
>>28993214
Why not?
>>28993158
depends on how late bed is
>>28993218
Would you leave your little sister with a complete stranger?
>>28993192
ACTIVATE THE SHAMBO!
>>28993226
I don't think at that point I'd be a stranger though
>>28993226
Anon seems like a nice guy.
Scootabutt.
>>28993227
How do you activate a pony?
Do you feed them activated almonds?
>>28993239
Rub their belly really fast.
>>28993239
no, but soaking them in water seems to do the trick for ponies like it does for almonds
What is your opnion of pony genitalia?
>>28993254
she is cute
>>28993261
Weird.
Horsey.
>>28993261
Winking clitoris is funny looking. I'd probably laugh at a mare when she winked.
>>28993261
This comic always makes me upset.
>>28993261
large, and delicious
>>28993261
Sometimes weird things are superior.
>>28993261
Superior in every way.
>>28993279
I know. It's really out of character for Rarity for someone like rarity to awnt to date someone like me.
>>28993350
Anon you're drunk
I'm gonna watch the freindship games again. Wat eat and wat drink for this?
>>28993401
Hay burger
Oat shake.
Filly got into the liquor cabinet.
Stallion got into the horsepanty closet.
>>28993401
>Sunset Shamwow movie
Do you even need to ask?
Check this shit out. Listen to the music lemon zest has on on the bus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuVZXbj3KLI
Now...doesnt it sound a lot like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuVZXbj3KLI
>>28993494
I fucked up the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na5i80ihzwc
that's enough of that garbage, someone toss me a request or two
>>28993562
Rarity critiquing Trixie's outfit.
>>28993562
Dash and Fluttershy watching a funny movie together
Filly got fingered.
>>28993562
lewdprincess doing something not lewd
>>28993562
AJ and Derpy doing friend stuff.
>>28993562
Fillies on a spaceplane
>>28993401
Delivery Pizza
40 oz.
Would you rather have satyr children, fully human children, or fully pony children with your waifu?
>>28993625
Full pony
>>28993625
i'd rather be a pony and have fully pony children
I figured out what the CMC talents are, it's being annoying brats.
I wonder how that would translate into a cutie mark tho
>>28993625
gimme dem pony babbies
>>28993625
Fully human children who then become fully pony after I convince her to go back to horseland
I really like fillies, especially with cranberry sauce.
>>28993562humanlittle strongheart being totally forgotten about>>28946962
>>28993569
she's being as fair as she can
>>28993672
harsh
>>28993672
Well, I guess we know who's getting another rats' nest for a hairdo.
>>28993672
Rarity doesn't know shit if she's dissing Trixie's rad hat
>>28993620
fucking delivery pizza?
Is Digiorno personal pan pizza alright?
>>28993665
I am
SO sorry for thisbut thank you for the link
>>28993688
Looks like Rarity already gave one to Trixie.
>>28993729
ahahahaha
>>28993729
who the fuck is this
>>28993625
We JUST recently had a strawpoll on this.
>>28993700
No it's not alright
Get Papa John's if you aren't going to make one from scratch, not frozen shit
>>28993770
fine
Confused filly keeps calling the papa john's deliveryman daddy.
>>28993780
: :D
Pony wives for everyone!
>>28993804
>>28993817
I wanted a stallion husband
>>28993820
That can be arranged for a $13 processing fee
>>28993826
what a deal
can I get two for $25?
Last thing for tonight, it's fun doodling horses againGood night, all - it's been a pleasure
>>28993832
I want tocarry her to bed.
>>28993820
Accept no substitute anon
>>28993658
She's trash
>>28993832
Night Goat.
>>28993832
i love those horses, thanks
Have you ever seen Goat Train and Marker pone in the same place?
I think not.
No is the time. The time to post cute ponies.
Merry Christmas!
>>28993944
uh, hello
right here
>>28993974
What an adorable princess apple.
>>28993974
Dude, what the fuck.
>>28993974
>tfw 6 seasons and still no race swap episode
>>28993974
what a nice improvement
>>28993986
>>28993974
They think we won't recognize it
>>28994003
Is that part of the same set?
>>28994003
Holy shit, I forgot about this.
>>28994009
its years and years old at this point
they are just reusing ancient promo vectors
>>28994003
terry?
>>28994018
oh man
thats the first time I thought about that in years
>>28993974
how
how do they always do shit like this
is it purposeful
>>28994032
the promo art has always been hilariously lazy
remember legless Twilight?
>>28994032
>He doesn't know the DEEP LORE behind pegajack.
>>28993625
Yes
>>28994053
>pegajack.
...Applejack who's into pegging?
>>28994163
...Applesus?
>>28994183
Excuse me but pony wears the saddle.
Top tier background waifus
>>28994199
and human wears the pony
>>28994199
its true
>>28994205
Pony leather probably does make a nice jacket
>>28994199
mlem
>>28994228blep
>>28994217
Filly leather is impossibly soft.
>>28994172
Pegasus Applejack.
What is the archive link?
>>28994341
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28990551/#28994341
>>28994333
jpegasus
>>28994345
Thanks
>>28994422
I do not believe that is what you claim it to be, anonymous.
>>28994444
You're right.It's actually a pony!
>>28994468
>Fluttershy threatens to hold her breath until anon goes out with her
>>28994485
She'll pass out before she dies
>>28994485
Why can't there be thirsty ponies that all want dates with us.
>>28994485
Unbeknownst to her, anon made the same bargain.
>>28994502
>Fluttershy passes out
>*Unzipping*
>>28994485
>she lasts one second before anon throws her on the couch and nails her
Ponies are like ducks
>>28994612
That sure is a purp
Butts.
>>28994612
Twilight is a cute pony
>>28994670
It looks like she wants to give me a wing hug
>>28994679
A wing hug seems so comfy. All those feathers would just act as a blanket, plus she still has four other limbs to cuddle with you.
>>28994692
I'd be afraid of like rolling over and breaking her wing bones into a million pieces.
>>28994649
What are we going to do with them?
>>28994692
Wing hugs would be the best, I wouldn't be able to get enough of them.
>>28994704
I would do stuff to her butt.
>>28994704
Admire them. Rank them.Touch them.
>>28994703
That big of a wing wouldn't be that brittle, anon. Smaller birds that pegasi have used their wings as bludgeons.
>>28994719
I accept that.
But wings still freak me out a bit.
Fuck Christmas
>>28994755
No, celebrate it with your favorite pony.
Fuck on Christmas with your favorite pony.
>>28994789
Isn't Christmas Eve Pornhub's busiest night of the year every year?
>>28994735
It's more to cuddle with. And they're so warm, they're insulators. They'd keep the winter chill off of you.
EnlargedDorks
>>28994812
how so
>>28994812
what if the dork was shrunk instead
>>28994816
Just take your favorite dork attributes andincrease them
LYRA
>>28994828
But he's already got an entire wing dedicated to Hyperspace Hyperwars figurines. I don't think we can enlarge that dork attribute any further.
>>28994846
CutePonies
>>28994848
What if instead of enlarging, youexpanded
>>28994859
I got lots of those.
>>28994873
All the Wonderbolt mares are super cute
>>28994870
But Cadence won't approve any more additions to the toy wing.
>>28994886
You bet your ass sonny.
>>28994888
Oh. Well what if we just make his dick bigger then?
>>28994900
I can live with that
Can we make the rest of him bigger too, but at a slightly slower pace?
>>28994900
I don't think this is how that's is supposed to work...
>>28994905
That sounds good to me.I'm assuming his balls will also get bigger too, but such that for his size it looks like he's got oversized junk no matter how tall he gets.
>>28994906
Is she ogling his dick?
>>28994917
no, they stay exactly the same size
giant stallion
giant dick
hilariously relatively tiny ballsof course they grow along with the dick. Maybe even a bit faster if you rub on them.
>>28994886
All mares are super cute
>>28994937
Oh no.I rubbed too fast and now they're dragging on the floor behind him.
>>28994943
3/6 of those ponies have canon personalities now
>>28994936
Oh heavens no. She just loves that passionate tale about Black Beauty, a strong black mare who don't need no stallion.
>>28994954
That's actually insane to think about. We're all shocked by things like Alicorn Twilight, Rainbow Power, and other shit, but sometimes I forget about all of the changes the shown has seen. Imagine season 1 or 2 MLPG hearing something like that.
>>28994954
>tfw lyra didnt get a canon personality
FUCK
FUUUUUUCK
>>28994972
Are you bring honestly forgetful or denying the existence of an episode?
>>28994953
Well, I guess if the goal was to enlarge the dork we can call this a mission accomplished
>>28995008
explain
>>28995024
>>28995024
>>28995024
Snow shield?
>>28995019
Lyra in Slice of Life