I think principal celestia may be on drugs

Well, yeah. With the shit she has to deal with daily? She's probably ripping fat rails off Luna's ass cheeks in her downtime.

>>28988425
looks more like she's coming to me.

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Celestia doesn't even have to pay for it. She confiscates it from her students.
Celestia confiscates all kinds of good stuff.

>>28988425
I want someone to write a fanfic about it.

>>28988524
Here, you see the early training provided by government to instill proper behavior towards overlords.

>>28988524
When did this happen ?

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Nah, that's just how she looks after being cock-vored by Luna.

>>28989656
Music to my ears.

>>28988425
Nah! She hasn't had coffee on account she's out in the woods.

>>28989679
What is this?

>>28989656
It was a short released before rainbow rocks

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>>28989742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh7j1qUaGOc
Where were you?

>>28989742
Basically a dubstep video that stared Vinyl Scratch.

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>>28988425
Oh yeah man, she's fucking wound up tighter than a two dollar watch.

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>>28990409
Dude, if you had to take care of a bunch of fucking magical Goddamned Horse witches with demons blowing your high school the fuck up every week, wouldn't YOU be high strung too?

I mean, how the hell did they get that giant hole sunset ripped in the front of the school fixed? That shit would have cost like a hundred thousand dollars. What'd she tell the school board, "Rogue demon attack"?

>>28990778
>What'd she tell the school board
Implying both she tells and the school board ask questions.

>>28990807
You can't just get a hundred thousand dollars for construction costs without asking the school board.

>>28990854
The school raised the money, but they made Sunset, Snips, and Snails do the work.

>>28988425
You know, I'm kinda jelly there's more Celestia in EQG than in FiM.

>>28988425
Is it wrong to make a rumor that she is on drugs?

>>28988425
>Hfw you trip and fall facefirst into her butt

>>28991289
We both lose in that case?