Lifting for Lightning

>>28985511
>"You're gonna be the strongest human athlete in all of Equestria, and I'm gonna train you!"

Technically I already would be.

>>28985511
FUCK YOU JOSEPH

>You'll, get up every day at 4pm

Just for you I'll even get up at 3pm

I can already bench 2 plates btw. One on each side. Like, the 10 kilo ones tho

>>28985511
Enjoy your death Anon

>>28985511
No way, Lightning Dust suxx

>>28985511
I would do it for her

>>28985851
Show some independence. Do settle for what looks like a diamond on the outside but is filled with shit. If she really loved you, she'd take you no matter how you look. Love is love kid. Not a buisness arrangement.

>>28985511
>I only like guys who can bench at least 2 plates
I can easily do that.
Lightning, dear, i hope you can run full marathon in under 3 hours? Otherwise i can't date you, sorry.

>>28985861
Lightning Dust is the best, and she wants Anon to be the best, too.
How can you say you love someone if you don't want them to achieve their full potential?

>>28985987
>can an athletic horse run faster than 8.7 mph
That's a moderately fast trot. A jog. Trivial.

>>28986016
But she doesn't want his full potential. She wants HER ideal mate. She wants something up to her outrageous standards. That's not love. That's manipulation, and if I was standing there with you anon and she said that shit, I'd backhand her for even talking to you like that

>>28986077
>benching 2pl8
>outrageous
You're a lazy DYEL shit trying to drag everyone down to your level. No one will ever love you if you insist on remaining so contemptible.

>>28986092
>Being a submissive bitch boy is better than being a free thinking alpha.
Whatever you say cuck. Let some one off ugly spitfire wannabe whore control your life beta. I'll use my natural Magnetism and charisma to make a hoe kowtow to me. Enjoy your feminine penis sex faggot ^:)

>>28985861
jeez calm down bro. I'm a fucking skeltin irl and I'd love this opportunity. A mare that cares for me, is motivational, and truly wants to see me shed my weak frame.

>people shouldn't like you for your looks, but for who you are
Kek, I bet you kiss girls, faggot.

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>>28986112
He's right you know. You are lazy.

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>>28985511
She is making you have a healthier life style, how is that a bitchy thing to do?

>>28986153
>stroke
>2 strokes
>from gaining weight
How can you be this dense? and besides, its apparent >>28986112 is a shitposter

>>28986155
dubs confirm
can we have a writefag grace this thread with more green? hell, why doesn't OP continue the job?

>>28986112
>being alpha
>/mlp/
pick one ^;)

>>28986162
Obesity causes high blood pressure (and a lot of other health problems) that leads to strokes. I'm not as dense as you might think.

>just 2 pl8s
"Sorry Lightning, Im gonna need a better workout parter thats a little closer to my level"
So get on mine.

>>28986220
no anon, obesity only causes diabetes, depression, and heart attack.

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>>28986389
https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/health-topics/topics/obe/risks
>Stroke
>Being overweight or obese can lead to a buildup of plaque in your arteries. Eventually, an area of plaque can rupture, causing a blood clot to form.
>If the clot is close to your brain, it can block the flow of blood and oxygen to your brain and cause a stroke. The risk of having a stroke rises as BMI increases.

>>28986827
>nice thread derailed by sjw leftists and tinfoil hat rightists

>>28986843
I'm sure the /mlpfit/ will abate once OP comes back with more green.

>>28986827
>relying on a .gov source
now that is dense.

Fats out. /mlp/ is for healthy people only.

>>28986909
b-but pizza is a vegetable!

>>28986943
It is when John "never met a loli I couldn't pop" Podesta gets through with it.

>>28986843
Woah there fella, fat hate isn't a political opinion. That's a harmful stereotype about the fat-intolerant.

>>28986112
I like you but think where we are.
Not everyone can be ironpilled.

>>28986924
this

>>28987170
also this

>>28986943
see, this is what I am talking about. The governments lies have corrupted you, anon. The twist is, pizza is a fruit, pineapple to be precise. wake up sheeple.

>>28986077
>She wants HER ideal mate.
Doesn't everyone?

>She wants something up to her outrageous standards.
Any man who doesn't have some sort of physical deformity can bench press 2 plates after a fair bit of training. It's not outrageous.

>I was standing there with you anon and she said that shit, I'd backhand her for even talking to you like that
And she would then beat the shit out of you, and you'd have to take it because you can't even bench 2 plates.

>>28985511
Fuck her pussy.

>>28985511

contact the fiend

>>28985511
>Go to Zecora's
>Ask her for a muscle enhancement potion
>Profit

>>28989107
Lightning doesn't appreciate cheating.
Just recklessly showing off and hurting others in the process if it means winning.
Doesn't get you muscles though.

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>>28987876
>And she would then beat the shit out of you, and you'd have to take it because you can't even bench 2 plates.

Maximum kek

>>28989107
>>>/fit/39581322

>>28989120
Lightning Dust did nothing wrong.

>>28987876
holy shit rekt

>>28990477
dubs of truth

>>28990477
this

>>28985511
I don't even like this hoe.

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>>28991766
On this note, I would get swole, but I wouldn't do it for anybody else.

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>Lightning Dust's real talent is sculpture, and you will be her marble

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It's fine until she gets distracted while spotting for you and blames you for wimping out and dropping the bar on yourself.

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>You and LD have a friendly rivalry with Femanon and Bulk Biceps

>>28985511
>scrawny
I wish.

>>28994746
Gotta have chicken wings and cantaloupe legs to confuse the food pyramid, right babe?

>>28985511
Remind myself that I fell for the SS+GOMAD meme and kill myself.

>>28995312
What are you gonna do, squat yourself to death?

Ultra emergency last thread from last page bump

Where s the green at?

>>28994746
>rivalry
He's ugly as fuck what are talking about?

>>28998579
I wish someone would write something, it's been a long time since we had a /fit green.

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>Will Lightning Dust be able to suppress her inner cardio bunny long enough for Anon to make any gains at all, let alone ALL KINDS OF GAINS?

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>>28995312
could be worse

>>28994746

>ask fluttershy to sit on the bar for 'extra weight'
>stare at her ass the entire time
>lose track and hit failure
>bar gets stuck
>have to do the roll of shame

>>29000690
How does one survive only drinking milk for weeks?

>>29001060
Ask a baby cow.

>>29000806
>lose track and hit failure
>face full of flutterbutter

I already rack 4 plaet. I am alpha.

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if Dust doesn't have a big role next season I will be very disappointed.

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>>29001701
>he wants an episode where Lightning Dust gets """redeemed""", embraces The Magic of Friendship™, and becomes Rainbow Dash's Starlight Glimmer
>he wants Crusaders of the Lost Mark, but with LD instead of Diamond Tiara
gay

>>28985795
Thats not 2pl8 then. Plates are considered the 45lbs plates, and 2 plates means 2 on each side of the barbell. Thats 225 lbs all told.

>>28986077
>Outrageous standards
Is 6 months to a year depending on how hard you train. Outrageous my ass. Thats strength that not only is perfectly within grasp, but is something all men should aspire to at least be able to do and work towards.

>>28986389
You're retarded.

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>>29003006
spot the autist who can't into jokes

>>29003006
Two pairs of 45lb plates is only 180lbs. You don't know what you're talking about.

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>>29003770
I think I just pissed myself.

>>29004626
brah...c'mon brah...don't be stupid.

>>29004626
the bar is 45 pounds if you're serious

>>29004725
>counting the bar

>>29004651
>HUEHUEHUUEHUEHUEEHUEHUEH
what did they mean by this

>>29001701
It's Season 7; you'll be very disappointed regardless.

>>28985511
I ain't lifting for no bitch.

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>>29006320
Would you lift for a bro? no homo

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>>29005600
As a banana republican brbrbrbr i can assure you that we will have all our monkeys working to translate that message as soon as possible

>>29006511
Bolsonaro 2018
MBGA

What would horse weightlifting equipment realistically look like? Could a human plausibly use it?

>>28986162
I miss /fit/

>you'll never have a gf, who will train you to shit

Well, what a time to not be alive

>>29008126
What happened to it?

>>29008375
This feel is heavy.

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>This thread will never have a green

>>29009101
This thread will probably 404 long before then.

Just like life, we never get what we truly want.

these dubs shall summon a writefag

>>29009306
If only you got dubs..