You finally make it to Equestria...

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>>28983739
>inb4 /pol/ shitposting

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>>28983739
what on earth is mami doing in equestria

>>28983739
Jokes on you, that zebra is my waifu!

Joke's on her, zebras are my fetish.

>>28983739
Turn down the she-zoon.

>>28983739
Your stripped plot /does/ make my dick bigger...
So I guess I can settle for a zigger.

>>28983739
Take her to the gay bathhouse

>>28983747
Kill the filthy zig-ger, hang her from a tree!
Burn her house, steal her shit and kill her fa-mi-ly!

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>>28983739
Live with her forever and fuck her big zebra ass 24/7

>>28983739
Marry the zebra.

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>>28983764
>Bath-house posting in 2016

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>>28983739
A zebra is fine too. Also I'd try making her act like my waifu as I'm fucking her. Nothing big just the little things that I like and she could pull off.

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>>28983860
There's a new old forced meme in town grandpa.

>>28983739
Give it a try.
But all her rhymes and english not being my native language could get tricky.

Whats the formal way to greet a Zebra, /mlp/?

>>28983739
What if she's already your waifu?

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>>28983998
A rhyme and a dance

>>28984022
Then everything is fine

>>28983739
Fatten her up cause that's my fetish

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>>28984096

>>28984187
where are all these lazytown memes suddenly coming from?
have i missed something?

what the fuck did /s4s/ do again

>>28983739
>...only to discover your waifu doesn't love you one bit.

So, Equestria is just like earth, 2bqh pham.

Still, cute zebra. Gonna have to think about this one for a bit.

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>>28983739
Why do you make me think about things like this?

>>28983739
Apparently I guess I'm going to get stripe fever and pound some zebra puss
I like it onyx black anyways

>>28983739
>A few days in Equestria
Zebra or Pony, I wouldn't want to be in any quick relationship. In fact it'd be creepy for some to say they love me after a few days.

>>28984284
We Are Number One became the new Nutshack, but was then replaced by Bee Movie and related animated movies. It's essentially shitposting the song on YouTube but with major changes every time (ei, the video keeps speeding up or every time a specific word is said a meme is shown).

>>28984284
Robbie Rotten is just the new meme of the month for December. He will be gone by next year.

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>>28983739
Her voice is sexy, she a mature character, something that attracted me to my current waifu and I love her whole witchdoctor thing she got. I would definitely her if my waifu rejected me.

>>28985842
This nigga, yes.

Zecora has always been a fast second anyway. And don't even get me started on what would go down if she did her hair like on nightmare night, sweet baby jesus.

>>28985842
>Not going for her from the start.
Din't think that Zebra Mare gets around, she's worth much more than your fucking Rebound.

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>>28985945

We bustn sick rhymes now?

>>28986236
Not Rhymes I'm bustin, just nuts, You have to court that mare to get in her guts.

>>28983739
Accept, of course. I want to spend my life with any horse.

>>28986444
Nice trips, but you shouldn't settle for just any ol shrimpdips. Love is a pure thing, make sure she's the one, not an hour of fun, and then you're done son.

>>28986464
It's not that I'm desperate, it's just that all qt3.14 poners are such good waifu stock in their own little ways. Can you blame anons for fighting over why they like them?

>>28983998
A rap battle.

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>>28983739
Remove zebra.

>>28983739
we can try dating see how it works out

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>What do?

The Zebra, obviously.

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>>28983739
>Zecora will never have an episode dedicated to her.
Feels sad, man.

>>28988897

>We will never get a episode about zebras in general
>but we got Yaks
>fucking Yaks

WHY

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>>28983739
something something Birmingham

you may not be my waifu
but you're very cute, so you will do.

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You and your waifu came into some mishaps,
I might have the solution perhaps?

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>>28989176
This is disgusting.

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>>28989176

>>28990051
Suffocation, no breathing

>>28985829
>December
Nigga this shit has been going on for the last few months easily.

>>28983739
But Anon, what if Zebra is already mai waifu?
Does that mean I won at mai nu laifu?

>>28983739
SWIGGITY SWOOGY IMA CUMMING FOR DAT BOOTY

No seriously a mare with a black woman absolute fuckpillow raw savage animal mating cushion tells me to take her as my woman yeah fuck my ungrateful waifu's ass I'm getting on the zebra train!

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>>28990494
Muh ziggah

>>28990613
I would

>>28983739
>this Zebra approaches you and confesses her love for you

But why?

>>28990671
https://theinfosphere.org/Human_horn

Pretty sure she could brew some killer after-pills. Sign me up!

>>28988998

What has this fine city done to you?

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>>28988984

ziggers<jaks<fish<Griffins<manticores<ponies

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>>28990754
You only want her for the drugs? What about the huggles, cuddles and love?!

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>>28983998

>not this

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>>28990794

I could live with those.

>>28983739
sorry for the bad english


>"I thought it was here, under the shelf"
>"I can't believe, inside my hut I lost myself"
>you are anonymous, currently watching a nervous zebra looking for a potion inside her house
"It's ok zecora, I can come back later"
>you're about to stand up but zecora place a hoof on your shoulder
>"please, stay a little more. I haven't had any visit in a while"
>"can I offer you an infusion? tasty and warm, it'll make you smile"
"ok then, I don't have much more things to do"
>zecora smiles at you and go to fetch some herbs
>"anonymous, how have you been in the last days?"
>"twilight told me your work got a couple of delays"
>oohhh that thing
"it was discord messing with me. I had to return to everyone who bought my furnitures, and remove all the enchanted parts"
>"discord has been a problem for me too" she says as she prepare the pot "he makes my hooves stuck in the floor with some strange glue!"
"I bet he's bored because fluttershy has gone in a trip with rarity because of a friendship problem. what about you? got anything interesting?"
>zecora sits in front of you smiling
"mmh?"
>"yes anonymous, I do. and it about us too"
"what do you mean?"
>"I've been feeling this for a long time" she continues "it has been slow and overwhelming, like the change of clime"
"I'm not sure if I get it"
>she slowly stirs the infusion inside the pot
>"but I can't hold any longer, I hope you understand. but before that can I hold you a hand?"
>is she going to read you your future?
"ok zecora"
>you place your right hand between her hooves
>you two stay like this for a minute, 60 seconds of embarrassing silence
>then she releases you
>"this words come from my heart. I wish for us, to not be apart"

>>28990844
>"you light my day like light of the stars, and every time you leave, you leave me with deep scars"
>wait a second... is this a...
>"I'm far from home, in a foreign land, but I wish no more to be where you stand"
>"I know I'm just an old mare. but I know that we may have something to share"
>"I love you, the bare truth is revealed"
>"I had many problem, to keep it concealed"
>"does not matter how you respond, you will always be welcome ad my door"
>"just... be gentle with your answer. for months this has been the moment I was looking for"


damn, it's difficult to rhyme in english! why do english have different pronunciations for the same letters and different letters with the same pronunciations?! it makes no god damn sense!

>>28991036
>it makes no god damn sense!
It's because half of it is cobbled together from pieces of other languages.
Europe screwed everything up. As usual.

I see that it is my sworn duty,
To bend her over and fuck her booty.

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Perhaps now is the time, in this thread of wubs,

For the anons of /mlp/ to check these dubs.

>>28991099
While you sit up in Dubs Heaven,
You should really check this 7.

>>28983739
I would return the mutual feeling of love with belly rubs
Do not believe me? check those dubs.

>>28991523
>off by one
sheeeit, but rly I would tenderly love that zebra.

>>28991087
Bending over a four legged Mare, will only give her a straight scare, and we all know what frightened animals do. They open their ass, and spew out poo. you stupid jew

>>28991562
Joke's on you, that's my fetish

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>>28991567
Woes me , the curse of the irish

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>>28991099
Nice dubs
But now, for the moment we've all been waiting for...
CHECK 'EM

>>28991099
Cool they look like mine

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>>28991099
Ya again with ya mumbo-jumbo Zegro magics?
Havent ya learn a lessun?

>>28992726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>28991027
English is the bastard child of Latin and Nordic coupled with Native languages. It's like a naturally developed Esperanto without the big-headed bullshit and a touch more oppressiveness of "incorrectness"

>>28990794
>ywn cuddle Zecora on a cold winter night while you both get blazed on dank zebra kush.

kill me

>>28993736
Gladly.

>>28983748
Santa, get back to the Swap thread

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>>28983739
It's a shame niggers are so fun to make fun of because I would do hazardous and mysterious things with that striped booty and also her gilded throat

>>28996036
I bet she makes cute gagging noises to be completely honest with you.

>>28983739
I'd be okay with it. Zebra love ain't close to shit.

>no zebra merch
>no zebra eps
>no zebra comics
Why does Hasbro hate stripes?

Are there any good Zecora greens anywhere?

>>28983739
Zecora honestly would probably be one of my closest friends in equestria. She's very close to me in terms of personality, and I could serve to learn a bit of alchemy to counteract my mundanity. I'd probably ask her to give me three weeks to think about it, and use that time to get to know her better. If she still wants to be with me after that I'd say go for it.

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>>28983739
>Zecora is stuck in her cauldron
What do?

>>28988984
>>28990787
We got Yaks, Mules, fucking pajeet ponies, Saddle Arabians and God forbid more Flim Flam brothers. But oh no, lets forget the stablished races like zebras and diamond dogs, but also lets forget Celestia too.

I will fucking burn Hasbro HQ if there is another Flim Flam episode this season 7

>>28997523
Spread hindlegs and lick pussy

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>>28997523

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>>28983739
An industrious alchemist who is wise and tender? Where do I sign up?

>>28997749
>Licking pussy
>Not her Oreo flavored anus

I bet you write girls lover letters faggot

>>28997719
Who is celestia?

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>>28999063
She is