Did you know that there are real, normal, adult girls who are

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>>28982029
The fuck is up with all these normalfag threads talking about brony friends and gf's.

Fuck off, dude.

>>28982029
define creepy and awkward

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>>28982029
>Actual women
You sound so gay right now.

>>28982029
>creepy, awkward
Shit, I was so close

>>28982029
Yes, I'm in a relationship with one of these "girls who like MLP" you speak of.

>>28982029
>Women
>MLP
Pick one.

>>28982029
Yeah, but usually they're also NEETs and/or weebs.
And I can't stand either of them.

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>>28982029
I just went gay so I wouldn't have to fuck with no women.

>>28982029
Why would I care about or want that? If I did fall for 3D and give in to my natural desire to breed, it wouldn't be because she watches cartoons, for sure. I have a waifu, and though some anons would say "dude you could get her to roleplay as your waifu while you're fucking her!", I'm disgusted by that thought, and think it's disgraceful to my super serious feelings.

t. Creepy

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I've been in a relationship with a girl who has an actual vagina. And boy, was she the perfect fuck.

Her favorite pony is Pinkie Pie.

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>>28982029
Y- Y- YOU'RE JUST FUCKIN' WITH ME.

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Who needs real women when you have waifus as good as the ones here?

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>>28982065
You're a faggot for thinking we'd be impressed Anon.

I was with one for a little while.
Never again.

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>>28982029
Let's hear your objective definition of creepy, OP.

>>28982039
>>28982084
Inattentive to social cues, not talking enough, talking too much (especially when it's irrelevant), not looking at the listener's eyes (appropriately), and speaking brazenly about uncomfortable subjects.

I could make an entire list of ways a person could come off as creepy or awkward. But even reading a book couldn't help most of you.

>>28982029

>And that you can actually fuck one if you aren't creepy, awkward, fat, smelly, wearing a fedora, or have a neckbeard?

So these "normal" adult girls who happen to like mlp, want a charming, fit, clean and clean shaven guy who's into mlp?
I just want to cuddle a pony, dreaming is fun.

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>>28982110
Quit shaming me, tumblr

>>28982049
>Girl
Your girlfriend is about as much of a woman as Caitlyn Jenner.

>>28982049
Anon, you're not supposed to be around children.

>>28982029
>implying I can't get any real, adult girl into MLP if they're willing to date me at all.
I still imagine them as color horses during sex

>>28982029
I can attest to this, I actually met my current gf on Ponysquare 4 years ago and we're still together, she even moved in with me from across the counrty

neither of us even consider ourselves bronies anymore

>>28982029
Don't ever date someone who shares your interests, shit gets way too serious.

>In middle school.
>Fucking love Naruto.
>Love it so much I find another girl who loves it.
>Go over to her house and play Ultimate Ninja.
>Talk about Naruto on the bus
>Even at lunch.
>Punch each other with the palms of our hands like Hinata.


>One day invites me over to her house.
>She wants to play Roller Coaster Tycoon
>I am disgusted
>Leave in a huff.
She broke up with me the next day.

Unrelated: I have arthritis in my wrists at age 21, strange shit man.

>>28982280
>neither of us even consider ourselves bronies anymore
Yet here you are.

She visits here too, I'm guessing?

>>28982308
no, and I barely ever even come here. I'm usually always on /vp/ or /co/, and she literally hates this site.
we still like the show decently, but we're not as cringy about it as we used to be (listening to brony fansongs, RP'ing, that kind of autistic shit)

>>28982323
>RP'ing
like during.. s-sex?

>>28982302
you're fucking gay
kys

>>28982302
>not wanting to play roller coaster tycoon

wow kys anytime senpai

>>28982058
So the Christians were right and sexual orientation can change.

>>28982340
yeah, we actually RP'd as siblings at first together before we really knew eachother personally and then started doing a few incest RPs after that

>>28982368
>RPing as siblings.
Muh niggah

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>>28982368
>siblings
Atta boy.

>>28982029
Did you meet her over your interest?

>>28982396
We met over a different interest. On Fetlife. But, it was the fact she was into MLP that drew me to her.

But i'm only fat and smelly.

>>28982110
>not talking enough, talking too much (especially when it's irrelevant)
And straight into subjective territory.

>>28982406
Indeed, it is subjective. But you must be keen on the individual. Observe, meditate. That is the key to overcoming your autism.

>>28982359
Sexual orientation can change, like any other taste. Maybe your favorite ice cream flavor was chocolate ice cream 10 years ago but it's vanilla now. The difference is, Christians want to choose your favorite flavor for you, and no one can tell you what has to be your favorite flavor, because your brain will simply reject to "like" something if it's forced to do so by third parties.

>>28982404
Walk a mile, eat balanced, shower daily. It's easier than you think.

>>28982407
Not him, not autistic, and have no problems socializing, but I know that's bullshit.

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>>28982029
R37
Get out FBI.

>>28982415
But see, I was a diagnosed Asperglord. But this was my method of social proficiency. The problem with Assburgs is that they can't empathize with others on a normal basis. I learned to adapt pleasantly through subtle observation and trial-and-error.

>>28982426
A friend of mine had that.
We got along just fine, although that may be because of my strange sense of humor.

>>28982029
Well. I got a gf who looks at pone porn with me or links me some every once in a while.
I go out of my way to pretend to have a completely different personality so I do not come across as creepy or awkward. Instead as intelligent, well-spoken, and confident.
Got me on the fat thing but I I still got her over a year later.
I shower every other day when I don't work and every day when I do.
I shave so I have an evil spock thing going.

>>28982368
Holy shit, I've always wanted to do incest roleplaying

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>>28982029
Why would I want to do that?

>>28982029
proof?

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>>28982029
>normal, adult girls
>posts Equestria Girls
How typical.
We want nothing to do with your smelly ape harlots.
Not the animated ones, and particularly not the real ones.

>>28982029
i can barely meet such a person in my 100k shithole

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>>28982998
>we
Speak for yourself my friend.

>>28982410
The people who do that aren't Christian. Jesus ays that nobody should judge others, as that is God's job. He says to let them do their business, and to fix your own problems before anybody elses— that is to say, that you'll never fix all of your own problems, so you shouldn't be poking into other people's. If you're actively disobeying God's word, then you aren't being Christian. Original missionaries tried to save people for Christ before they died— they went to places where genocides were happening, not door-to-door in some U.S. suburbs.

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>>28983079
>The people who do that aren't Christian

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>>28982998
they're pretty good friendo

>>28982074
I wholeheartedly believe that Glimmer is shit
her colors are shit
her new mane is really, really shit
her backstory was shit
her "redemption" was shit
she was handled in S6 in the same manner as Twilight was in S4, "well what the fuck do we do with her now?"
she is Haber's "baby" (which should be grounds to hate her on the spot)
she was better as a one off villain

she had potential, but it went to shit once it was revealed that her colt friend got his CM (by saving her life) and she didn't get hers at that time
not to mention that it's standard that when a show that has gone on long enough to having to add a new "main" character to the cast, that's when it "jumps the shark" and needs to stop

hell, her not being in the FiM movie is proof enough to show that she was shoved up the show's ass to please someone (probably Haber) at Hasbro. she was never meant to be in S6.

>>28982419
R58 is the basis of the mlp fandom

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>>28982029
They're just in it to be ironic hipsters.

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>>28982302
Anon I swear if you don't find this woman and get back together with her I will make cupcakes outta you