do you like horses as much as you like ponies?

I do, yes.

Though I drive by them all the time, it's been many years since I've actually had the opportunity to be around a horse. I'd really like to pet and/or feed one. Horsies are pretty.

>>28979875
what about fuck one?

>>28979863
I own a horse. My love of horses predates my love of pone by a solid couple of decades.

I live right next to some guy's barn so every morning I go out into my backyard i'm greeted with the sight of miniature ponies and donkeys. They're pretty cool to see each morning, They hang out by the fence line so sometimes I can actually pet them.

I don't know what they're called though.

>>28979880
I'd assert on /mlp/ that I would, but would most likely freeze up in indecision in a real life scenario

No.
Ponies are cute as ponies but horses aren't necessarily horses.

>>28979891
>go out at night
>get pony to come up to fence
>stick dick through fence
>????
>profit

>>28979880
Dude, if I knew I wouldn't get caught, fuck yeah I'd sink it into a mare.

Only after getting to know her and have her comfortable around me

>>28979906
>get dick bit off

>>28979918
maybe a young pony baby? ive seen guys get sucked off by cow babies before, and it looks really good

>>28979885
post horse

>>28979863
I've been an Equine Enthusiast all my life

>>28979924
wut

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>>28979924
>pedozoophilia

>>28980315
Consent is a social construct.

>>28980978
Why does Reverse Image Search Never Fucking Work!

>>28980978
I don't even know what a meme is anymore

>>28981172
I am the meme, you are the meme. We are all the meme.

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Reminder that "horses" are canon but we'll probably never see any actual development

>>28981151
http://imgur.com/a/c65lr

>>28981714
wow those horses are big

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>>28981714
bout to make some titanium hhhhwhite in my pants

>>28981738
>wow those horses are big
HA

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>>28981714

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For the last time ponies ARE horses, there is zero biological difference between the two. "Ponies" is just a term to describe a "little" horse that is bred that way.

Stop acting like they're two different species

>>28980978
how do I find more of this kind of art?

>>28981815
However horses aren't necessarily horses

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>>28981714

>>28980315
We need to go deeper.
Kill it and add a bit of 'necro' to the mix

>>28981815
Horses aren't ponies

So ponies cannot be horses.
Twiposter dum-dum

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>>28981714

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>>28981714
well if it isn't this nice?

>>28979863

>>28979863
I took an equine science class my junior year of high school, the school had an FFA program and at the time I wanted to be a veterinarian.
We borrowed a horse from a summer camp our chapter had partnered with, she had a few issues with her digestive system but she was pretty nice if a little bit of a brat. Her name was Sparkle
There was also a miniature horse named April and two donkeys named Hickory and Hemlock. They were like the Terror Trio of the barn.

>>28979924
I've been licked by a cow before. Their tongues are like oversized cat tongues but less brillo pad and more like used sandpaper.

>>28979911
>surrounded by Amish
>drive by horse carriage
>always a mare
>mare's tail always up
Is the Amish life worth horse pussy?

>>28984077
idve thought that the amish would string em up if they caught a horsefucker in the act.

>>28984106
They don't use technology so them using horse pussy doesn't seem likely.

>>28984128
yeah
Also do you know how high up a horse's vagina is? its like right against the anus, the lowest hole is the urethra. unless they know horse anatomy well and have a stool they aint getting none

Hot stud eats underage chick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18

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>>28981714
My eyes have never burned so much.

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>>28984763
bad taste confirmed

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>>28984145
>average horse height is 4.7-6 ft tall
>mfw 6.4 ft tall

>>28985556
alright then goliath. how's the weather up there?
I'm 5 feet exactly

>>28985568
It's online.

>>28985679
also hope your dick is big enough. i have stared into a mare's vagina before, thing is pretty damn wide

>>28985697
It won't compare to a stallion. Is this a round about way to finding out that my penis size anon?

>>28984167
Holy shit

>>28985736
who's to say? :)

>>28985697
Mare's g-spot is only few inches inside, you don't need to stretch her out with your dick.

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>>28981714

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>>28981714
>mfw

>>28985967
horse penises are huge, both in girth and length

>>28984077
>>28984106
The Amish are religious zealots of almost Islamic State proportions but at the absolute opposite end of the violence spectrum. They forgave the guy who murdered those little Amish girls without even needing to be convinced by their elders to do so. It's second nature to them. They ignore most things the English do but would permanently shun close relatives for abandoning their principals.

Not sure what they would do if they caught an English with their animals but I doubt they would involve our authorities. You'll probably be visited by some elders who'll read bible verses in German to you though.

>>28986343
learn somethin new every day!

>>28986343
Amish teens broke my fence one day with their horse drawn carriage because they were drunk years ago. They told me they'd fix the fence for free if I didn't get the cops involved and I said sure whatever, it's not like we're in the middle of town or anything. Their father came the next day to talk and apologize for his two teens and sure enough the next day they came by and repaired the fence with their father supervising. Ended up panting the whole fence too, even though it hadn't been painted anyways. The father told me it would never happen again and thanked me for being understanding and handling the situation with him and not involving the authorities. Guess the two teens lost their horse privileges because I hadn't seen them around on their own after that. That's life out in the country I suppose.

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>>28982727
that's fine, but only is you say "no homo" before eating it.

>>28981714
>http://imgur.com/a/c65lr
Not enough stallions.

>>28984145
> the lowest hole is the urethra
> the lowest hole is the urethra
> the lowest hole is the urethra
> From top to bottom: anus, vagina, uretra.
So retard.

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>>28984167
That is not normal for a horse.

>>28981815
"Ponies" on /mlp/ = FIM ponies

>>28988903
Agree. FIM ponies =/= ponies. They are ugly hydrocephalus.

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>>28988233
Sure ain't.
Horses are like giant dogs though, they're curious about stuff and will generally eat anything they like the look/smell of.
Generally this does not include babby birds complete with tweets of terror however.

>>28989024
>Horses are like giant dogs
I want to pet one

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>>28981714
God damn...

>>28981714
THICC
H
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>>28988169
It's weird, but thats the way its arranged.
I know this because I watched a live horse vaginal surgery

>>28989804
It's not weird at all. Even in humans the urethra is ventral to the vagina and the anus is dorsal to the vulva. I don't see how it's weird.

>>28989820
true

>>28984167
>distressed peeping
>frightened peeping
>muffled peeping
>no peeping

This is pretty horrifying. I've seen a horse eat bugs, and a vole once, left dead on the ground by my cat, but never anything like this.

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>>28988043
Why are you guys doing this?
Why you gotta ruin the fun?
Everywhere you look you find good clop mixed with horsecocks futa and anthro garbage.
Arent there any havens for straight horsefuckers anymore?

>>28989820
this

>>28989804
Google horse anatomy before posting shit. There are only two holes from outside - anus and urethra. Vagina entrance is 3 inch deep inside the urethra. You can't see vagina from outside, moron.

>>28993242
>correcting others while being wrong
Well, well. You seem exceptionally retarded.
When you part the labia, what you see is called the vestibule, not urethra. That's where the vaginal opening is. You can't normally see the urethra, which is bellow the vagina, because its opening's collapsed. There's a kind of septum separating it from the vagina, which rests on the tissue on top of the clitoral body. You'd have to pull the lower part of the vaginal opening up in order to expose the urethra.

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>>28995658
You are trool me? Or you so dumb?

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>>28996140
Learn English before you start trying to use and understand it. Maybe once you're less illiterate, you'll see that the illustration you just posted confirms the previous post and how little sense you're making right now.

>>28979863
I don't like horses, but donkeys are qt

>>28996236
Meybe you just can't find clitor? Or horse on this picture? Locate urethra exit and clitor with red dots and post it here.