My Little Punny: Friendship is Tragic (a very grumpy CYOA)

>>28979670
anonpone is down Inept. But glad to have you back ^.^

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>>28979670

Last time, Holiday Special returned to the inn to see if the innkeeper's kindhearted daughter left any way of contacting her during the day, when she and most other townsfolk would be asleep. Imagine Holiday's relief (and surprise) when she found not only a note, but also a plate of the bat mare's namesake dessert, ready and waiting for Holiday! The brownies were cold, but otherwise quite tasty, and the note simply said to wake Brownie up if Holiday needed anything. So, Holiday did just that, presenting the pajamaed bat with the scarf Holiday had bought her and asking if Brownie would like to get together over a cup of coffee.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view), the slightly ditzy bat misinterpreted Holiday's gift and request as an invitation to a date! Uncertain yet willing, Brownie agreed, inviting Holiday to accompany her in such fun dating activities as discussing the validity of later expansion Pockepon designs, having heated boop battles, and... I forget what else. It's been awhile since the last thread. Oh, well. At least the coffee is just about ready.

Day 6
1:25 PM
HP: 100%
MP: 100%
Bits: 41
Inventory: 1 apple core, 1 town hall key, 1 Twilight's record, 1 divining stick, 1 looking glass
Status: Cautiously optimistic


This is where your quest continues...

>>28979743
Drink some of that coffee and try to sit next to brownie instead of across from her. Operation snuggling will commence.

>>28979762
I dunno, that might be coming on too strong too soon. Just grab some coffee.

>>28979743
Is Pockepon just a bunch of collectables and toys or is it a video game too? Offer to play with her or something.

>>28979743
Hmmm. Would Pocketpon be one of those things that irritate Holiday?
>Celestia fucking damn cheap plastic toys! So damn small they're a choking hazzard! I should sue their fucking ass for making suck an abomination!
How come she's not like this?

Damn we are poor. Short term we might have enough for the friendship goal to NOT get banished, but long term? eeeeeehhhhh

>>28979670
I found it! Here ya go!
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28680253/#28680253

>>28979670
Holiday smiles as she sits up.
>"Really? Well, I think you're doing pretty well so far."
"Aww, stop it..." Brownie says shyly, helping Holiday up.
>"Thanks. No, really! I'm kind of the same way, pretty much. Except I like to stay in my toy shop."
"Toy shop?" Brownie says excitedly as the coffee maker goes off. The bat mare pours Holiday a styrofoam cup of coffee, then fills her own mug with it. "You own a toy shop?! Dat sounds sooooo cool!! What kinds of toys do ya like ta make? And can ya make figurines?" She's quiet for a second. "...I'm just asking 'cuz I'm curious."

>>28979743
Right. Takin bout tha toy shop. Gonna guess, 'yes', holiday can make figurines.

>>28979831
>>28979743
Yeah we can make figurines. It's been a long while though.

>>28979743
>Oh yeah. I can make all sorts of toys and figurines, like the purple one whatever it was you punt in your drawer. Say, what kind of figurine was it? I didn't get a good look at it.

>>28979743
drink some of that liquid ambrosia, but make sure to blow on it. You wouldn't want burn your booper now would you?

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>>28979831
Oh right. Thanks.

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Holiday grunts with affirmation as she sips her coffee. It's not bad... for nonalcoholic.
>"Mmm. It's been a while, but I can make figurines, no problem. Big wooden ones though. Not those shitty little plastic ones that foals swallow and fucking choke on."
Brownie's eyes twinkle as she lowers her mug. "Even better!" she chirps, her lips curling in a big, toothy grin. "I'd love ta see one sometime! Or what if, maybe, ya could make me one...?! ...I-I'd pay for it, of course."
>"Sure. Well, 'tis the giving season and all, so maybe I can squeeze you in on my list somewhere."
Holiday winks, which makes Brownie squeak and bounce on the edge of the bed with excitement.
>"So, any ideas what kind of figurine you'd like?"
Brownie's eyes dart to one of the stickers plastered all over her walls, then to another, then a third. "Ohhh, dat's a tricky one..." she mumbles thoughtfully. "Dere's just so man options, ya know?"
Holiday chuckles.
>"I think I have an idea of what you might like... So, uh, what is this 'Pockepon' thing anyway? Is it just like toys and stuff, or are there games too?"
The look on Brownie's face tells Holiday that she just asked the million bit question. "Dere's a few different games, actually!" she replies in the 'I'm going to be talking for awhile voice.' And so, as desperate as Holiday is, she sits and listens to the bat prattle on about card games and arcade games and how several schools banned Pockepon because one of the fucking things had a picture of an eclipse on its chest or something.
"...But yeah," Brownie finally says, seeming to register Holiday's presence again for the first time since she started talking, "I don't have any of dat stuff... I do have a bunch of figurines dat I made my OWN game out of, dough!" She gives Holiday a hopeful grin. "Do you want ta play a round?"

>>28980218
Yeah sure, why not.

>>28980218
Ah what the hey, why not?

>>28980218
>"I don't have any of dat stuff... I do have a bunch of figurines dat I made my OWN game out of, dough!" She gives Holiday a hopeful grin. "Do you want ta play a round?"

we can but you'll have to remind us on some of the rules.

>>28980218
We're gonna regret saying yes, I can feel it. A thousand pages, hundred of templates . . . Nah if it's anything like pokemon it should be fairly simple if 5 year old play them.

>>28980218
>you have really pretty eyes.

>>28980218
>Sure. Mind telling me the rules?

Dammit! Look at her face! It's just so . . . . so full of enthusiasm and vigor! T-t-toooo c-cuuute.

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As annoying as Holiday is finding all of this, she can't bring herself to interrupt or yell at the geeky bat just yet. Something about those bright, sparkly eyes just goes right to her cold, dead heart.
>"Ah... Yeah, sure, what the hay. Why not?"
"Yay!" Brownie cheers, throwing her hooves up.
>"You'll have to remind me of some of the rules, though."
"Okay!"
With a chipper smile and a nod, Brownie hops down and rummages through a chest near the door. After pulling one drawer open, she invites Holiday over to look inside.
>'Oh shit.'
The drawer is full of colorful little figurines of all sorts of plants and animals. Dragons, dinosaurs, sea serpents, pony-eating plants, giant bugs, rock monsters, dogs, cats, birds, and all sorts of other creatures of every color of the rainbow fill the drawer almost to the point of overflowing.
"We each start off with a team of up ta six Pockepon!" Brownie explains. "Den we give dem instructions ta have dem fight each oder!" Brownie goes to another drawer and pulls out a booklet of some kind. "After dat, we roll da dice ta determine who takes damage, and how much. Damage comes off a Pockepon's 'hit points,' and if a Pockepon's hit points fall ta zero, dat Pockepon faints and ya have ta replac it with anoder one. Da first pony ta lose all her Pockepon is da loser, and... dat's about it!"
>"Okay. Sounds easy enough..."
"Here, you'll need dis more often dan me." Brownie says, handing Holiday the booklet she'd gotten from her drawer. "It's got all da Pockepon's moves and stats in it. I just round da stats ta da nearest ten. It makes da math easier." Brownie smiles sweetly and goes back to the first drawer, rummaging through her figurines. "Just tell me how many Pockepon ya want and which ones! I got pretty much all of dem." She waves a hoof in a mock scolding manner. "But no Demis~!" She pauses, then giggles. "Well... Okay. You can have one Demi, since you're a newbie."

>>28980572
The fuck does demi mean.
Just grab some at random, and hope you don't end up with shit ones.

>>28980572
Aaaaaawwww yeeeaaaaah. Another mini-game by our friendly pony host Inept.

Lets make this interesting and start a bet. Loser has to do whatever the winner says.

>>28980572
Pick a the dragons. We're a bitch, ergo, bitches love dragons.

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>>28980572
Pick out an assortment of different elemental monsters so you can counter anything she has up her soft nightwear sleeve. Prepare to show her what a legitimate Pocképon Master looks like.
>>28980624
You know, a demigod.

>>28980659
Not sure if sarcasm.

Being drafted for a late night trip to the store. Be back as soon as I can.

>>28980572
would 6 be a good amount?

>>28980869
>a team of up ta six Pockepon
I think so.

>>28980722
Not sarcasm. I was serous about the betting.

>>28980572
Should we pick our pons by random? Does she have any recommendations?

>>28980572
Just grab what ever looks relatively cool. The sword shapes one ain't that bad. Oh! Get the ponyta, or what ever it's called. The fire horse pokemon.

>>28980572
Grab a Gyarados. It's kind of like Holiday. Perpetually angry looking, and dangerous.

>>28980572
Charzard ftw. Freakin dragon yo.

>>28980572
Grab the delibird. For obvious reasons.

>>28981590
But she's a genwunner

>>28979670
When willooking you get back on Give and Ta - I mean, do you know when the QM for Give and Take will continue working on their cyoa? [Spoiler]shhhhh. I remembered to keep your secret, Bugabump.

>>28981601
Wow, you're a faggot.

>>28981601
Oh no, I messed up bad! Sorry Inept!

>>28981604
Faggot's a kind of food dip shit, tell me how's that relavent.

>>28981601
G&T was canned. The anons in the /cyoag/ thread told Inept it was shit, and she decided it would be best to put it on hold forever.
If you disagree, go complain there, maybe you can change her mind.

>>28981625
What? Dammit! I really liked that cyoa!

>>28981635
I thought it was interesting too, but the undertale likeness triggered a bunch of autists in the general thread, and Inept decided it would be best to cancel it.
If you want to try and argue about it and get Inept to continue it, please do it there instead of here, so you don't bother the anons trying to enjoy their own CYOA.

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>>28981648

Huh? I don't recall that happening? Can you cite where in the thread that happened?

>>28981650
It happened a thread or two ago, and I can't be bothered to go fetch it for you.

Inept, is this true ;-; ?

>>28981648
Are you serious? An interesting quest was dropped just because some anons, who weren't even playing it, couldn't handle some similarities with Undertale?

>>28981681
>>28981712
>falling for a ruse

>>28981712
Yep, autists will be autists. Such is life. All we are here for is to suffer.

>>28981635
>>28981648
>>28981650
>>28981681
>>28981712

They're meming. GaT is alive and well. It just got held up along with this the past week and a half due to a combination of burnout, IRL drama, and holiday stuff. It'll be going up again after this thread 404's, don't worry.

Anyway, since that trip to the store took about two hours longer than it needed to, I'm just going to say that we might as well call it a night. Sorry, guys. Thanks for like the twentieth time for staying FiT in spite of all the bumps in the road. I'll see you tomorrow. Or later, if you live east of the Ohio River valley.

>>28981625
Nope not true. The cyoa is on rotation.

Ack! Now I feel silly. I fell for a ruse played by an anon. How rude.

>>28981749
Such is life. All we are here for is to be rused and to suffer.

>>28980468
>>28980659
Please kill yourself.

>>28981874
Why?

>>28980572
I dunno. Can QM pick a pokemon that might appeal to Holiday at first glance? Or random.

>>28982268
Anyone who makes those posts and doesn't understand why they get told to kill themselves shouldn't be posting on this website.

>>28980572
Do it for her Holiday.

>>28982289
Hmmm, I see your point.

>>28983452
buml

>>28980572
Pick from random.

beb

>>28980572
Read the booklet. It might have some good advice, plus the rules.

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Taking the booklet, Holiday inwardly stifles a sigh. She already knows she's going to get annoyed by this. She trots over to the drawer, then glances at Brownie. Brownie smiles at her.
>'Only because it'll make her happy.'
Just then, Holiday gets a sneaky idea.
>"Let's make this interesting. Winner has to do whatever the loser says, deal?"
Brownie pauses, a surprised look on her face. She quickly nods and shakes Holiday's hoof. "Sounds like it could be fun! Deal!"
>"Heheh... Cool. So, you said to pick six, right?"
"If ya want to have a full battle, sure!" Brownie answers, her smile widening.
>"Alright."
Holiday rummages through the pile of figurines for one she likes. It doesn't take her long to find one: an orange pony with dragon wings and a flaming tail.
>'These things might be cooler than I thought!' Holiday takes that one first. Her next choice takes a bit longer to find: a white Earth pony with a flaming mane and hooves. A gold and black unicorn with a big shield and a sword for a horn catches her eye, but she remembers Brownie's negative opinion on that one, so she ignores it. As Holiday keeps rummaging, though, she starts losing what little patience she possesses. She holds out long enough to add an angry blue seapony with a mustache to her collection, but by that point she's gotten bored. She halfheartedly sifts around for a few more seconds before giving up, grabbing her last candidates purely at random.
>"Okay, I'm ready."
Brownie nods and takes her turn, picking out her choices with speed and certainty. Holiday just sees them as a blur of color, but she spots an armored green pony with sharp claws among them that makes her wish she'd grabbed it first.
"I'll lead off with Ponygon2!" Brownie announces confidently, setting her figurine down. "Which of your Pockepon should I mop da floor wit first?"

>>28986209
better send out the one on the top left that's blue and had some kind of fish tail.

>>28986209
Green pony huh? Use the orange pony with dragon wings I guess. Hope the green pony is grass and we placed a fire type. Actually take a look at the booklet first and check for weaknesses.

>>28986209
The gold and black one with a big shield.

Isn't Ponygon 2 from gen 2?

>>28986260
Gen 2 and is weak to fighting.

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>>28986254
>green pony
>green
Anon I have some bad news: I think you may be colorblind.

>>28986260
see
>>28986209
>A gold and black unicorn with a big shield and a sword for a horn catches her eye, but she remembers Brownie's negative opinion on that one, so she ignores it.

>>28986209
You only listed 3 out of 6 choices.

>>28986209
The white pon with fire mane.

>>28986252
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>>28986434
We don't even know what all of are options are yet, please stop choosing at random.

>>28986433
Also, we only have 5 in the picture.

>>28986433
Going by the image, we have Charizard, Ponyta, Gyarados, Walrein, and Oddish.

>>28986209
Ask for some more rules and information.

>>28986468
And who's number 6?

>>28986478
She did give us the rule book. Lets use it to identify what we have.

>>28986209
Use one of the 3 randomly choosen pockepon. Save your other three for something cooler to fight.

>>28986209
Read the rules and other info.

>>28986209
We need snacks for this. Did we bring the brownies? If not let's go get them.

>>28986209
Pick one of the 6 pokemon at random.

>>28986209
Consult the manual. What kind of pokepon is it, and what's it's weaknesses?

>>28986209
Are you nerds ready for a pokepon battle?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jmty_NiaXc

>>28986209
Shoot. Is it too late to swap out for a blastoid? The blue tortis with gin barrels in its shell.

>>28986689
We've already chosen. All that's left is to figure out what we're stuck with and play.

>>28986705
Yeah. . . I know. It kind of sucks though. Really wished I mentioned the blastoid. Meh, onto pokepon pit fights.

>>28986209
Pikachu! I choose you!
>dramatically choose the pokepon.

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>"I'm... not sure who to start with. I don't even know what these guys are, or what they do."
"Check da book I gave ya." Brownie advises, looking over Holiday's choices. "Dose are Charohbred, Poneta, Gyaradraft, Weedling, and Whorlrein. If ya look on da bottom of dem, you'll see deir Ponedex numbers. Match dem to da numbers in da book and ya'll see deir stats and attacks and stuff."
Holiday checks the underside of the figurines; sure enough, they all have a tiny number etched into their bellies or tails.
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/006.shtml
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/043.shtml
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/077.shtml
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/130.shtml
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/365.shtml
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/383.shtml
>"...Uh..."
"Deir stats are at da bottom of da page." Brownie points out. "Like I said, I round dem so da math is less tricky to keep track of. You can pick any moves ya want, too. But only four of dem, so pick wisely!"
>"...I'm gonna need booze for this."
"What'd you say?"
"I said I'm gonna need snacks for this. Be right back."
"Oh, okay. I'll set everything up while you're gone!"
Holiday trots out and heads back to her room to grab the plate of brownies the bat mare had left her. She has a bit of a headache from all of Brownie's chatter. As good as those brownies are, Holiday is beginning to wonder if they're worth listening to Brownie's dumb accent and playing with her dumb toys.
>'It's probably not too late to bail on this shit here and now...'

>>28986922
Fuck no, Holly. You get those brownies and get back to that cute mare right now.

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>>28987025

Holiday shakes her head and slaps herself.
>'No, no, NO! I've squandered every other chance I had this week; I can't afford to fuck this one up too!'
Holiday grabs the plate of brownies and heads back. Brownie has set up some sort of little playmat and set her figures up on one side of it. There are a few dice scattered around as well, not to mention a pile of bits whose purpose isn't clear yet. Brownie looks up and smiles widely as Holiday enters. She's shed her pajamas, but the scarf Holiday got her remains around her neck.
"Hey. Ya must really like dose brownies, huh?" the bat asks.
>"They're real damn good. Very dense and fudgey."
"Thanks! My own special recipe." Brownie answers. "Maybe if ya beat me I'll tell ya my secret ingredient... So, did ya decide who you're starting with yet?"
>"Yeah, I thought it over when I got these. I choose..."

Last number of this post decides.
>1 or 2: Charohbred
>3 or 4: Weedling
>5 or 6: Poneta
>7 or 8: Gyaradraft
>9 or 0: Whorlrein

>>28987370
I've . . . . Never played pokemon this intensely before. This is gonna take me some time. Hey inept, what kind of pokepon is this, polypon2 - Whatever it was Brownie played?

>>28987403
The pokemon it's based off of is porygon2.

>>28987370
Lets try using Crunch, then.
The "manual" says Ponygon2 has a lower physical defense, so a physical attack would do more damage, right? We don't have any fighting moves, and everything except ghost is neutral effectiveness, so type doesn't matter much. Crunch is one of the stronger physical moves Walrein can learn.

Are we limited to level up moves, or can we use all moves the Pockepon can learn, including TMs and egg moves?

>>28987370
I've never played at all, can we just flip a coin to determine the outcome of all this?

>>28987499
We're choosing our monster, not our attack.

>>28987554
>Last number of this post decides.
>this post

>>28987499
You sound like you know what you're talking about. I can't validate this for myself.

>>28987370
Let's go with the walrus.

>>28986922
Gonna do my pokemon research later tonight. I hope you guys kick Brownies butt, and best of luck. I vote for Odish.

>>28987597
I'm not a /vp/ autist or anything, but I have played the games. I'm more of a PMD type guy myself though. I'm just looking throught the information on serebii.

Looking through the move list, Body slam might be another possibility. It's about 5 points stronger and has a chance for paralysis, but Crunch also reduces defense, so it would do a bit more damage each turn.
Blizzard is also good, it's the strongest move Walrein can learn, but it's accuracy is kinda low.

>>28987566
>>28987630
The Pockepon we are using was determined in Inepts post by the post number. Our Pockepon is already picked. All we can really do now is start giving commands for attacks.

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>"...I choose Whorlrein!"
Brownie smiles confidently as Holiday sets the appropriate figurine on the battlefield.
"He looks tough..." Brownie admits, before a mean smile spreads over her face. "But Ponygon2 can handle him wit a Tunderbolt!"
Holiday isn't sure how to respond to that.
"...Psst, hey!" Brownie whispers to Holiday. "Dis is where you pick a move! Den we roll da dice based on deir accuracy and apply damage and stuff accordingly."
>"Oh... Uh, okay."
Holiday looks in her booklet, first at Ponygon2 http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/233.shtml, then at Whorlrein http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/365.shtml.
>"Uhhhh, I'll use... Crunch?"
Brownie grabs a piece of paper and a pencil. "Okay, let me just calculate dis..." she mumbles.
>"Go for it. I can't validate this for myself."
Brownie scribbles some numbers down, humming a song to herself as she works. https://youtu.be/qqzmAIWAOFs After a few seconds, she rolls her dice. An 8 comes up. She smiles and then slides a few bits over to Holiday. "Each of dese represents 10 hit points of damage." she explains. "Dis is how many Whorlrein took from a super effective attack."
>'Fuck.'
>"Okay..."
"And dis is how many Ponygon2 took." Brownie slides far fewer bits towards her Pockepon. "Round 2! What will you do next? I think anoder Tunderbolt will be my move, hee hee!"

Stopping for the night because calculations are hard. Thanks for playing, and good luck against Brownie!

>>28987830
Second verse, same as the first.

>>28987836
K bye

>>28987830
uh, surf?

>>28987830
Rock Smash looks like the only fighting type move ours can use.

So, Rock Smash!

>>28987830
Rock Smash

>>28987830
Yeah. Let's fuck her up and make her eat her words!

>>28987830
ughh this is tedious, just go through the motions to make brownie happy, don't get bogged down in her autism. Just do whatever random move catches our eye.

>>28987971
You're the worst, anon

>>28987971
Reading your posts is tedious too. Just go jack off to porn or something until we're done if you're not having fun.

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>>28987995
geeze i was just being in charecter, sorry

>>28988042
Hey that's fine if you want to make your suggestion in character.

The problem is is that a lot of us want to make her a better pony. So some react badly to a suggestion like that.

>>28988042
The problem is that I'm trying to move the character forward and have her grow. Acting the same as the beginning of the cyoa is a fast track ticket to a bad end.

>>28988211
Yeah, but it seems kind of weird if she doesn't react hostile to certain things. I mean a 180 flip from total bitch to a decent person? Come on. That seems a little far fetched. Some negative outbursts here and there would seem appropriate. Like if she were to explode in Brownies face right now and call her dumb.

>>28988227
>Like if she were to explode in Brownie's face right now and call her dumb.
No.

>>28988254
Hey. It could happen. Just gonna wait until she blows up.

>>28987830
>Brownie scribbles some numbers down, humming a song to herself as she works. https://youtu.be/qqzmAIWAOFs [Open]
Ok. That's pretty fucking cute right there.

>not pulling off Stallrein tactics

Havr a bump

>>28988227
>>28988306
No.

>>28987830
>Can I use whirlpool? Says here it has an 85% hit chance, I think. Entraps a pokepon for five turns. Yeah that'd good. But it says here that it's a 'Transfer Only Move'. The fuc - er, the heck is that?

>>28988227
>>28988306
No, no it would not.

We currently have roomy for three more moves. On average our pokemon is slightly faster, which is kind of funny.

>>28987830
It's time we got serious. Put your game face on Holiday!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bwv_2OKxZr8

>>28987830
Holiday thinking but not verbilizing:
>She used a thunderbolt which is a
Flips through some pages
>an HM & TM attack, so I can probably use those.

Think we fucked up guys. Bite is a normal attack, and this poly shit, whats its face is most susceptible to "Fight." The only "Fight" move we have is Rock Smash, but that's in the 'Transfer Only Moves section,' which I'm not yet sure we can use.

>>28987830
>Whorlrein
...close to whore-lrein

Giggle at the ponymon's funny name.

>>28987830
I'm thinking sheer cold (The target faints instantly. It's less likely to hit the target if it's used by Pokémon other than Ice types.) If that's fair. Whirlpool comes second, and if not that then use Protect.

>>28987830
Let's wipe that smile off that stupid fucking face of the ponyfuck2.
>channeling natural affinity for anger into pokepon.

We have to win. Think about all the lewd stuff we can do with her in the future! Like intense cuddling!

>>28989927
Or...holding hooves...

Psker, stop samefagging.

>>28989927
don't forget smooching.

>>28989940
Who's pskyer? And whats namefagging?

>>28990021
Pskyer is a bad pony and namefagging is when someone gives themselves a name for no reason but to stand out.
That goes against the spirit of the site. Now lurk more like a good newfag and read the rules.

>>28990073
What exactly is the spirit of the site? I though this place was supposed to be a cesspool of dankness, memes, and cyoas?

>>28990073
I don't know where to find the rules.

>>28990101
>>28990113
I can't tell if you're being serious or not, so here.
http://www.4chan.org/rules
http://www.4chan.org/faq

>I though this place was supposed to be a cesspool of dankness, memes, and cyoas?
Then you need to lurk more.

>>28990160
Serious. Alright. I'll check those out later when I'm not busy.

>>28990172
Lurk for at least 2 months before you start posting so you don't look like a retard.

>choosing bite

Did you anons forget?

Brownie scrunches up her muzzle. "Dat one isn't from da first expansion." she responds flatly. "Dey got some hacky new guy ta design dat one and all de others after Expansion 2. You can just ignore dem."

>>28990382
I looked though and I don't see that post.

>>28989853
The only thing we may have fucked up is not using blizzard, but it probably wouldn't have OHKOd Brownies mon anyway, if it even managed to hit in the first place, so we'd be in the same position we are now.
We used Crunch, not bite. Compared to rock smash, Crunch has twice the attack power, and the exact same effects. Depending on how exactly the multiplier is applied, both moves will do about the same damage taking into account type weaknesses.
We're probably fucked either way unless we luck out on how much damage we take, or unless Brownie is taking into account speed checks and we luck out there.

>>28990382
What the fuck are you even talking about. Your post doesn't even make sense.
Speak English or stop posting.

>>28990647
It's from the previous thread.

>>28988875
We don't have items, and I don't think abilities are being acknowledged. We'd probably be dead before we could even set it up anyway.

>>28987830
Can we swap out pokepons?

beb

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>>28987860
>>28987883
>>28987929
>>28987971
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>>28991770

All of these stats and names are giving Holiday sensory overload! Deep down inside, that angry voice of hers continues to nag that this is an autistic waste of time and that she should just pick whatever random moves will get it over the fastest.
But seeing Brownie smile and hum her Pockepon songs quickly stuffs a sock in that voice's mouth. Holiday soon finds herself channeling her anger in a different way: competitiveness. Her dour expression shifts down to Brownie's Ponyfuck2.
>'I am going to crush that fucking smiley little dildo with my Whore-rein... No, Whorlrein.'
Holiday chuckles.
>'Heheh. Whore-rein.
>And then I am going to cuddle and smooch the fuck out of that cute marechild.'
Brownie's confident smile silently taunts the unicorn.
>'But I ain't smooching dick at this rate... I need to get good, and fast.
>I need a plan.'

1/2

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>>28992399

2/2

Holiday makes a 'T' with her hooves and opens her rule book.
>"Time out. I have questions."
Brownie seems pleased by that. "Ask away!"
Holiday looks up Ponygon2's attacks.
>'She used Thunderbolt. A TM attack. I bet that means I can use them, too.'
>"I have 3 attacks left besides Crunch, right?"
"Yup!"
>"Can I use ANY attack for them? Even 'Transfer Only' moves like Whirlpool?"
Brownie nods. "Any move is fine!" she confirms. "TM's, HM's, Tutored moves, moves from retired Expansions... Anyting goes!"
>'Okay, that's good. That's real good.'
Realizing Ponygon2 is weak to Fighter attacks, Holiday quickly turns to Whorlrein's entry again in search of one.
>'Rock Smash might be my best bet, but it doesn't look too strong. If it doesn't kill Dickgon2 in one shot, my Whorlrein is fucked.
>Unless...'
>"Am I allowed to switch to a different Pockepon?"
"Yes," Brownie answers, "but switching takes da place of attacking, so your new Pockepon is probably going ta take a hit."
>'Shit... I wonder if there's a way I can block that.'
Holiday scours the page for more information.
>"What are these Abilities for?"
"Dose are special powers dat a Pockepon has aside from its attacks." Brownie explains. "I wasn't planning on using dem since you're new and dat might be a bit too much for ya ta handle..."
>'ExCUSE me?!'
"...But we can start using dem if ya want!" Brownie finishes. "Just make sure ya stick wit whatever one ya pick. Dey can't be changed once dey're set.
Any oder questions?"

>>28992408
>"...But we can start using dem if ya want!"
Fuck. We should've kept our trap shut. Use whirlppool.
>"The user traps the target in a violent swirling whirlpool for four to five turns."
85% chance of hitting, low damage, vuv the status effect is pretty good. I say use this. It's a swing and a miss. Go hard or go home.

>>28992471
But if our pokemon faints then the damage stops.

>>28992408
Switch out for Groudon. Basically everything we have except Oddish is faster than Porygon2, and Groudon even has some good fighting moves like Brick Break.

>>28992408
If we successfully defeat polyfuck2 (internal monolog):
> 'Yeah that's right. You went down like a little bitch, and I'm coming for you five other friends next. Can you hear that you little shit? That's that's the sounds of your friends getting raped by my Whorlrein's fuck huge dick in the near future. And when this little game is all over, i'm coming back to get you.'

>>28992493
That was incredibly autistic and it physically hurt to read.

>>28992490
What do you mean? Are you saying Whirlpool traps both pockeypon?

>>28992493
. . . What.

>>28992502
I'm saying it's thunderbolt spamming and it'll take us out. Whirlpool just prevents the opposing pokemon from swapping, and if the pokemon that uses whirlpool swaps or leaves the field, the effect ends.

We won't get value out of whirlpool.

>>28992493
I don't think Holiday is quite that autistic.

>>28992510
Shoot. You'really right.

I bet we're boned.

>>28992408
Just use crunch again. If we manage to get a hit in before fainting, it'd be better to use something we know will take it out instead of something that'll cause a status effects that won't matter because either it will faint immediately after or we will faint before we can do anything.

>>28992641
Yeah, this is fine. Wailrein can put it in revenge kill range

>>28992641
>>28992668
Though Surf would be better.

>>28992408
>"...But we can start using dem if ya want!" Brownie finishes.

Eh, maybe not...

>>28992695
It has low enough health that Crunch will take it out if we hit. It doesn't make a difference.

But now that I think about it, we could do like >>28992490 said and switch to Groudon. The type advantage moves probably won't make a difference with it's health this low, any move will probably take it out, but Groudon will absorb the electric attack and won't take any damage at all.

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>>28992493
>>28992510
>>28992519
>>28992641
>>28992668
>>28992732

Holiday shakes her head.
>"I think I'm good... Also, maybe the Abilities should wait until I'm, uh, better at this."
Brownie gives some sort of salute. "You're da boss!" she chirps.
>"Now... I'm going to use Whir-"
She pauses and looks back at the damage that that attack does. It's too low for a kill shot, and it doesn't seem like it works the way Holiday thought.
>"...On second thought, I'm using Crunch again."
Brownie nods and does more math and dice-rolling. She puts two more bits beside her figurine, then smiles and clears her throat. "Okay, Ponygon2," she says jovially to her figurine, "finish it wit a Tunderbolt!"
She picks her figurine up and thrusts it at Holiday's, making thunderous noises with her mouth as she knocks the Whorlrein figure over.
Holiday glares daggers at the pink figurine.
>'Keep smiling, asshole. I am going to fuck your face, and then I'm going to fuck your Tamer.'
"Which Pockepon is up next?" Brownie asks with an air of smugness that only irks Holiday even further.

>>28992823
Groudon!

>>28992823
Did she do a speed check or did she go first just cuz? Did that little porygon shit regain health? This bitch trying to cheat us?
I guess send out Groudon.

>>28992855
The yellow ones are damage.

>>28992862
Shit what? I thought it was the other way around.

>>28992876
the empty cirules is out health. The yellow dots are damage. Crunch did shit again polyfuck2. We should've used protect.

>>28992876
Nah. Crunch did two damage.

>>28992892
>>28992894
Wow, fuck me then.

>>28992954
It's fine. Just suggest something that's a little more effective.

>>28992823
Look up and see if she thinks our crappiness at this game is cute.
Maybe losing own be so bad...unless we have to make a hundred figurines.

Let's use Weedling

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>>28992847
>>28992855
>>28992862
>>28992876

Holiday narrows her eyes.
>"Wait, did you go first that time?"
Brownie shakes her head. "No, Whorlrein has 65 Speed and Ponygon2 has 60. So Crunch hit first."
Holiday relaxes a bit.
>"Oh. Wait, I'm confused, do more bits mean more health?"
"No no, each bit is a damage marker." Brownie explains. "Dey represent 10 hit points each. Ponygon2 has 50 hit points left after two Crunches."
>"Uh-huh."
"I know it's a bit confusing." Brownie answers, scratching the back of her head. "Hold on." She gets up and goes to her table, then comes back with some markers. She scribbles each bit with them so they're red on one side and blue on the other. "Dere! Dat should help."
Holiday nods. This new setup makes more sense to her. Slightly.
>"Okay, I'm sending this guy out now."
Holiday telepathically removes the Whorlrein figurine from the mat and replaces it with the big red stallion she'd grabbed last. Holiday looks back up just in time to see Brownie's eyes widen.
"Groutlaw..." she mumbles, her ears twitching thoughtfully. "Da Landmass Demi... Dis just got interesting." Brownie looks up at Holiday. "Too bad my Ponygon2 knows Ice Beam. Hee hee!" Brownie's smirk turns into an innocent smile. "Your next move...?"

>>28993108
Focus Blast looks like it might be good. It's the strongest fighting type move I see on the list.

>>28993108
Brick Break!

Focus Blast only has 70 accuracy. It would probably hit but I just want to be sure.

>>28993138
Let's go for all or nothing and use Focus blast.

>>28993180
This. Groudon's special attack isn't great and its attack is god tier. Plus 100% is better to bet on than focus miss, as it's dubbed by the competitive community.

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>>28993212

>"Focus Blast!"
Brownie does her calculations, her smile slowly fading into a frown, then biting her lip.
"Uhhh... Dat's a knockout." she says.
>"YEAH! In your FACE, Shittygon2!"
Holiday triumphantly knocks Brownie's figurine over. Brownie chuckles, then clears her Pockepon off the mat. "A super effective move... You're a fast learner." she says. "But are ya fast enough?"

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>>28993325

2/2, whoops

Undaunted, Brownie shoves a pegasus figurine in jagged silver armor into the fray next. "I choose Skarmarey!" she says with bravado.
>'That one looks pretty badass, too.'
"Skarmarey, blow him away wit Whirlwind!" Brownie instructs.

>>28993437
Whirlwind always goes last.

Use overheat.

>>28993325
I vote for Eruption.

>>28993437
>The attack's recoil harshly lowers the user's Sp. Atk stat.

>>28993535
Steel is weak to fire.

>>28993498
>>28993528
Eruption is better than Overheat while we have full HP.

>>28993535
No, steel takes extra damage from fire and regular damage from electric.

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>>28993437
>Steel type
Eruption, my man

>>28993542
>>28993551
You're right, my bad.

>>28993437
Let's use eruption.

>>28993563
It's steel and flying and it's weak to both fire and electricity.

>>28993583
Thunder wave is a status attack, it doesn't do any damage, so it doesn't matter that it's weak to it. We'd have to do a different electric attack.

You sure guys? Did we think this through? Anything we may be missing? I really don't want our only Demi- pokepon to bite the dust.

>>28993612
It won't matter.
She's using whirlwind so that would only make us switch out, if our attack happened to fail.

>>28993611
I was just pointing it out, I'm for eruption

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>>28993498
>>28993528
>>28993542
>>28993549
>>28993570
>>28993572

Holiday looks up Skarmarey's page and her stats. Now it's her turn to smile.
>"Whirlwind always goes last and Skarmarey is weak to Flame attacks. I use Eruption."
Brownie's smile vanishes. She doesn't even bother to do her calculations this time; she simple pulls Skarmarey off the mat.
"Skarmarey is supposed to check Groutlaw sets..." she mumbles with just a hint of a whine. "...I didn't expect you to pick dis up so fast." She looks up at Holiday with a defiant scrunch. "Time ta stop playing around."
>'Aww, how cute. She's all serious now.'
"My tird Pockepon will be Milatigo!" Brownie pushes forth a Pokemon that reminds Holiday of her Gyaradraft, but prettier. In fact, this new one is quite attractive.
>'...Hell, I'd fuck her.'
"Hydro Pump!"

Stopping for the night. Thanks for playing!

>>28993842
This time we need electric or grass.

>>28993893
Also, water does 4 times damage to us.

>>28993842
Tell her she's cute when she's getting all serious.~

Also use thunder or thunder wave; I pick the faster of the two.

>>28993915
We're faster, so we should strike first unless the ability used specifies an order.

>>28993915
One of those doesn't do damage anon.

>>28993953
>>28993949
Thunder it is then

>>28993915
Thunder is an attack that might paralyze while the other doesn't do damage while it's guaranteed to paralyze.

>>28993849
God i love this CYOA, have some anonlove and anonappreciation.

>>28993842
Switch to the weird fish thing we have.

>>28993909
Just two times.
I don't think we're primal groudon.

>>28993992
Didn't notice that there was a second chart.

>>28993915
There might actually be some merit to using thunder wave. It might not do any damage, but if we paralyze our opponent, than she wont be able to do any damage either.

>>28994313
paralyze doesn't guarantee they can't move.

>>28994344
Oh?

>>28993842
Here's what we do. We're actually still faster than Milotic. We should use sunny day to half the power of its water type attacks, negating hydro pump's super effectiveness.

(Normally you wouldn't have to do this cause Groudon has drought.)
Then next turn we can use solarbeam.

>>28994358
Does sunny day power up solar beam too?

>>28994371
Sunny Day makes it so Solarbeam doesn't have to wait one turn to charge up.

>>28994380
Not if it's sunny.

>>28994380
You don't need to delete every post where you're wrong.

>>28994358
I like this idea.

But on the other hand, we could just use Roar and deal with it later. Then we could wipe out the rest of her party with Groudon.

We could even sneak in a sunny day on her if she tries to swap or use a less effective pokemon. Then we could fuck her up with overwhelming fire attacks for 5 turns and refresh it in time for Milotic to come back.

>>28994427
Roar always goes last and hydro pump from milotic is almost a guaranteed oneshot.

>>28994423
I was only doing that as a way of retracting my vote and cleaning the thread. I was under the assumption that it made room for more posts.

>>28994445
Oh, well I guess the solar beam plan is most solid. Let's go for it.

>>28994479
It just makes the conversation thread annoying to read. I'm sure Inept is competent enough to realize that your vote is retracted if you respond to a criticism of your post with "Oh, that's right, let's do that other thing then" or some such thing.

Indeed it does make room for new posts. On the other hand, there is a plethora of thread space on the board.

Have a nice big juicy bump, fresh off the typical grill.

>>28991719
>What the fuck are you even talking about. Your post doesn't even make sense.
>Speak English or stop posting.
You've got brain problems anon.

>>28995145
How does
>choosing bite
and the quote posted immediately after relate to eachother, and what point were you trying to make

>>28995177
Another anon had said bite and that overwrote 'crunch' in my mind.

At that point i remembered that bites movetype had changed in the second generation and I also remembered Brownies line there.

I assumed the average anon, in the context of the game, would read Brownies line and realise that we're probably playing pokemon according to 2nd gen rules.

beb

>>28993842
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/350.shtml
Check it out guys.

>>28993842
>Wait, if my Groutlaw's speed is 9 points higher than your Milatigo's speeds, does that mean I go first, or do I go second because Groutlaw curbs stomped Skarmarey?

Is Brownie's supposed to get an attack with Hydro Pump? If so I really hope that 20% miss chance comes into play.

>>28993842
Ok. So far Groutlaw's moves are Eruption and Focus Blast. We have two moves left for this big guy.

>>28993325
Groutlaw looks pretty cool with the glosing evil aura.

>>28993915
>>28993975
>>28994313
Can Groudon even use Thunder wave? I'm only seeing shock wave.

>>28996939
First, control+f, dipshit.

Second, I think we're going with the sunny day - solarbeam plan.

>>28996948
Can't on mobile.
If we don't die. I too second the Sunny Days and Solar Beam.

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>>28996956
Bullshit

>>28996849
I'm pretty sure we still go first cause her turn is used up by switching out her poketmon, right?

Otherwise, I think this might be an instant KO.

>>28993842
Can Holiday make a Evolution Groutlaw out of crystals while she's fighting Brownie?

>>28996966
No. You don't use your turn by switching from a fainted pokemon.

We go first cause we're faster.

>>28996962
Oh! Ha! I didn't know that was there. Thanks asshole

>>28993842
Make a Regice. Looks simple.

>>28996948
>>28996956
I'm feeling iffy about tanking a Hydro Pump with a Sunny Days. Hydro Pump does quite the amount of damage.

>>28997050
Sunny day halves the damage.

>>28997050
>>28997069
Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

>>28993842
I take it the red dots is the amount of damage taken while blue dots represent our health.

>>28993842
>Nibble on a brownie as you contemplate your next move

>>28997497
Nibble on Brownie

>>28993842
Is Holiday proficient enough in dark magic to permanently give Groutlaw a dark aura?

>>28998528
Probably, but I think we'd end up breaking the toy and covering it in crystals.

I don't think the plastic can hold our negative energy.

>>28998581
Then let's make a crystallized copy

beware bad brownie.

>>28999562
I forget, did brownie say her brownies were drugged. At one point. Or suggest at it.

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>>28993893
>>28994358
>>28994427
>>28994479
>>28996849
>>28996880
>>28996948
>>28996956
>>28996969
>>28996990
>>28997050
>>28997069
>>28997497
>>28998528
>>28998669
>>28999562

Holiday takes a second glance down at her Groutlaw figure.
>'That thing is pretty fierce-looking... I wonder if I could make a figurine of it. It'd look awesome if I can get dark magic to stick to it.
The unicorn takes a brownie and munches on it as she sifts through the pages of her rulebook.
>'Or maybe I could make this Reignice thing. It looks like crystal already anyway.
>Uh, right.
>Hydro Pump.
>Shit... This looks bad.'
Holiday steals a glance up at Brownie from time to time. The bat mare looks much more tense now. In fact, she's sweating a little. Holiday can't help but smile.
>"You know, you're cute when you're all serious."
Brownie gives a huffy look. "I'm not trying ta be cute!" she snaps, a bit more sharply than she probably meant. "I'm trying ta focus! Dis is a serious battle!"
The unicorn chuckles.
>"Alright, alright, keep your scarf on...~"
>'Hey... This move weakens Water attacks.
>And it pairs well with this other one that'll do a lot of damage to Milatigo.'
>"My move will be Sunny Day!"
Brownie looks surprised, and then her eyes narrow. She growls softly and does her calculations, then applies the appropriate damage. Holiday breathes a sigh of relief: Groutlaw survived. Brownie fetches a small flashlight from the drawer her other 'battle supplies' were kept, and she sets it up so it shines down on the battle arena. After that, she is silent for a long moment, as if trying to think.
"Milatigo," she finally says, "use Hypnosis."

>>28999815
solarbeam

>>28999815
Fire the solarbeam.

>>28999815
Switch to weedling.

>>28999832
Do we really need to?
We can, spam solar beam at the rest of her party now for 5 turns can't we?

That's bound to be fucking lethal.

>>28999860
If Hypnosis hit, we won't be sweeping shit.

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>>28999823
>>28999827
>>28999860

Holiday blinks. She looks down at Groutlaw. She looks back at Brownie. Brownie looks confident again.
>"...Solarbeam."
All the color drains from her face. Holiday's eyes widen in surprise.
>'Did... Did she just FORGET that Groutlaw is faster?'
Slowly, Brownie does her calculations. As she works through them, the color starts returning to her face, and by the time she finishes, she breathes a sigh of relief before applying the damage.
>'Shit, she survived.'
Brownie then rolls her dice. Her every facial muscle clenches with anger.
"Hypnosis missed." she says simply. Her nostrils flare a bit as she breathes now. "...I'm switching Pockepon. Make your move."
She withdraws Milatigo, then pushes another figurine out. She keeps it covered with her hoof, looking up at Holiday expectantly.

>>28999892
Dang this is more fun than I thought.
I guess we should switch out. Use Weedling or maybe we should drag out Charizard cause our fire type moves will be boosted.

Dose sunny day do anything for grass types besides the solar beam thing?

>>28999892
I hope we can get her to explode. That would be so satisfying to see.

>>28999920
Sunny day is pointless for grass type unless they have an ability to make them go faster. sense we are not using abilities we should drag out charizard.

>>28999920
>>28999937
Most things strong against ground are strong against fire. Would we not rather get a first shot off at them?

>>28999892
>>28999968
I'm with this. Get a hit in with focus blast, I think?

>>28999981
I guess that's fine. But I have the feeling she's going to try and counter type us again.
That's why I'd rather switch.

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>>28999929
>>28999968
>>28999981
>>29000013

Holiday smiles to herself behind the veil of the rulebook her snootle is buried in.
>'Ohhh, I bet I can get her to lose her shit. That'd be HILARIOUS.'
>"I choose Focus Blast."
Brownie quietly stares back at Holiday.
Then she glances down. With a grin, she takes her hoof away.
"I choose Bliscinch!" she says, revealing a fat pink mare with a little nurse hat. Holiday gives the Pockepon a skeptical look, to put it politely.
>'What a fat fuck.
>...I kind of miss Butter Ball.'
Holiday's ruminations come to a slow, worrisome end when she sees the huge pile of bits Brownie is shoving up beside the new Pockepon.
>"What...?"
Brownie then does her calculations. Holiday starts to get nervous when she sees that Focus Blast did a little more than fuckall to the pink blob.
>"What the FUCK?"
"My move is Toxic." Brownie says, her cockiness back in full force. And as Holiday desperately checks the new Pockepon's stats and type http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/242.shtml, it begins to dawn on her that that confidence might not be unwarranted this time...

>>29000296
We've picked all special moves for our groudon, which means we're kinda garbo against Blissy.

Swap to oddish to absorb the toxic.

>>29000315
Oddish can do that? Sweet! Let's tank with the druid pokemon.

>>29000315
We would be fucked without you Anon...

>>29000303
>>29000315
I guess We'll have Oddish do Giga drain. Then when we send him out.

>>29000332
>>29000340
Let me just spell out my game plan here.

Oddish can't win against Blissey. It probably has refresh and softboiled to heal up anything we do. So my plan is to absorb the toxic and use sleep powder to put it to sleep.
Then on our free turn (or if we get knocked out by a double edge), we swap to charizard and use brick break. Blissey has the worst defense in the game so it'll be an easy two shot.

Course, there are ways this can go wrong, but it's a plan.

>>29000384
Putting full faith in you Anon. God bless...

>>29000315
There's a limit on how many moves we can use?

>>29000404
Pokemon can only learn 4 moves in the game.
If that's not the case then absolutely go for earthquake right now cause that's a guaranteed oneshot.

>>29000404
We can only have 4 move for a pokemon, so all the moves we done are special.

>>29000384
Sleep powder seems like a good idea.
It'll give us time to destroy the thing.

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>>29000315
>>29000332
>>29000340
>>29000367

Holiday beats a hasty retreat to the article outlining what Toxic does. The description of a steadily-intensifying poison does little to ease her nerves, but as she looks through it and the related articles, a certain line jumps out at her.
>''Venomous and Metallic Pockepon are immune to the effects of poison,' huh?'
She looks over her remaining figurines.
>'Weedling is part Venomous... Guess that's my best bet right now.'
>"I'm switching Groutlaw out for Weedling."
Brownie's smile falters for a second, but it quickly recovers. "Fine by me." she says, before giving her fatass Pockepon her next command: "Bliscinch, use Safeguard!"

>>29000469
Ah, that was one of the things that can happen. That's fine. Oddish can just be fodder, as it's slower anyway.

Seed bomb on the off chance we don't die.

>>29000503
Actually, come to think of is, Blissey's attack is so bad that it can't really do much to us. Even seismic toss is a 3hko on oddish.

>>29000503
Well, we're using it on the same turn she uses safeguard presumably, so we survive at least one.

>>29000469
Is it still sunny? If it is we could use solarbeam again.

>>29000519
That's true, thank you, anon.
Seed bomb is our best attacking option, better than solarbeam, as it's physical and Blissey's defense is the worst in the game.
It might go for the softboiled after we hit it, which would be another free swap to charizard for the kill. but that's stally and I dunno if Inept really wants this to play out that long.

>>29000533
>I dunno if Inept really wants this to play out that long.
Then it's obvious we need to make Brownie rage quit with flirty teasing.

Mind games are a quick way to victory anon.

>>29000469
Holly make bedroom eyes at the nerdy mare. Holly use charm!

>>29000469
Use Seed bomb

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>>29000503
>>29000533
>>29000579
>>29000641

A devilish idea enters Holiday's mind. She looks over the rule booklet at Brownie with a sweet smile.
>"Hey, Brownie?"
The bat mare looks up, giving Holiday a poker face. "What?"
Holiday bats her eyelashes.
>"That Bliscinch of yours has some big crotchboobs..."
Brownie blushes a little and looks back down. "She's a healer." the bat tersely replies. "Her milk heals oder Pockepon. Dat's why she's a nurse."
>"You like mares with big, creamy teats, don't you, Brownie~?"
Brownie glares up at Holiday. Her cheeks are pink, but the look on her face is all business. "You going ta attack or what?" she snaps.
>"Okay, okay. Tough crowd."
Holiday finishes her brownie and flips back to Bliscinch's stat page with her game face on. It's then that she notices the fat bitch has a critical weakness.
>"My move will be Seed Bomb!"
Brownie's expression shifts again. She seems hesitant to run her calculations; when she finishes with them, Holiday is quite pleased to see that that one move nearly dropped her hit points to zero!
>'Just a bit more, Chubbs McGee...'
Brownie reaches over and switches off her flashlight. "Da sunlight fades." she announces flatly. "Bliscinch, use Wish."

>>29000653
Switch to charizard. Do not let milotic get that wish.

>>29000653
Wish: One turn after this move is used, the target's HP is restored by half the user's maximum HP.

>>29000683
Current game plan, by the way.

Swap to charizard, swords dance, probably brick break to wipe blissey, (we may get poisoned), at which point blissey gets the wish, then we decide from there after we're set up.
Milotic will be an easy oneshot, and when we have +2 attack, it'll be quite hard to stop us.

>>29000704
If Blissey swaps next turn, we go for belly drum instead.

>>29000683
>>29000704
Why aren't we finishing it off this turn?

>>29000653
Geez Brownie.
I can't take her seriously when she's being this cute.

Good idea let's swap.>>29000704

>>29000730
Because if we kill it, then Milotic will get the wish and it'll be back up to full health. Plus Blissey's a great opportunity to set up for a sweep.

>>29000653
Bliscinch current moves are Toxic, Safeguard, and Wish. She had one unknown move, so let's be careful.

>>29000734
Oh, so the following pokemon gets the heal? Fair enough.

>>29000733
I don't think taunting her will be health for our friendship. She could take this personally.

>>29000754
Honestly, I didn't want to taunt her I wanted to make eyes at her and be subtle.

>>29000773
We've been anything but subtle

>>29000830
Yeah, I wasn't expecting a crotchboob comment.
Might be something to keep in mind during our victory cuddles.

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>>29000683
>>29000704
>>29000733
>>29000734
>>29000744

One search to discover what Wish does, and Holiday realizes what Brownie's plan is. Not wanting to deal with Milatigo getting all her hit points back, Holiday takes a risk.
>"I'm swapping out Weedling for Charohbred."
Holiday makes the switch, which seems to surprise Brownie. She puts a hoof to her chin and thinks for a second. "Den I use Toxic!" she responds.

>>29000886
Look at her while she focuses on the figures and say "Hey" a few times until she looks at us, probably in irritation. Then tell her we're having fun and smile at her.

>>29000886
Swords dance.

>>29000893
One hey should suffice. Then again Holiday wouldn't know a lick on how to make friends. Then again, what if that's real fucking annoying. Holiday would know her share of annoying people.

>>29000893
>until she looks at us, probably in irritation
Well, let's not do that, but still tell her we're haveing fun.
Maybe it'll lighten the mood.

>>29000886
Also use sword dance.

>>29000901
>>29000906
It's as many 'heys' as it takes for her to look up at us. Not rapid fire, but with a beat between them. She's not Holiday, she's not going to be mad at someone having fun with her.

Have ya'll never done this to a partner? It comes off as sweet 99% of the time.

>>29000909
No, sadly none of my relationships lasted that long, but probably for the best, because they were all emotionally draining.

>>29000886
Looks like we get the first move since our' is faster, right?

>>29000921
Oh. Well the normal thing is that your partner is irritated and focusing on something, so you're intentionally bugging them until they look up in irritation at you. At that point you say/do something sweet and it melts the irritation away. Unless they're absolutely furious or the kind of person that wants to be mad (Holiday) they'll usually feel better due to the positive vibes.

>>29000899
>>29000906
Wait, didn't she change her move?
Doesn't that mean it's safe to finish her off?

>>29000948 (me)
As an addendum, if she IS getting that pissed off we should forfeit.

>>29000953
We don't want to finish her off. We want the wish to be used on the Blissy as opposed to the Miltiotic.

>>29000948
I have to admit. That does sound pretty cute.

>>29000886
Let's hope out pokepon can tank the toxin long enough to use Swords dance then brick brake. If things are looking bad we can use Roost to recover lost health, or switch to Odish

>>29000653
Oddish reminds me of Puppers ;n;
Look at the messy mane and that smile.

>>29000953
The swords dance is setting up. It's looking beyond the Blissey and towards her next pokemon.

We'll be able to kill the blissey easily no matter what. However, if we can kill the milotic too, maybe her next pokemon, that would be even better, no?

Here's the team:
Us:
Walrein (faint)
Groudon (half)
Oddish (full)
Charizard (full, about to be poisoned)
Ponyta
Gyarados

Hers:
Porygon2 (faint)
Skarmory (faint)
Blissey (low, about to recover half)
Milotic (half)
?
?

If we get poisoned, we'll take 1 damage this turn, 2 the next, then 3, then we'll faint.
The first is setup, second is killing blissey, third is killing milotic, fourth is damaging her next pokemon.
Trading charizard for 2 dead pokes and damaging a third is totally worth it.

>>29000972
Groutlaw knows our pain.
>>29000886
Ask Brownie if there's any history or lore for the demi-pokepon.

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>>29000893
>>29000899
>>29000901
>>29000906
>>29000909
>>29000962

>"Hey, Brownie?"
"Yes?" Brownie sounds annoyed when she responds.
>'She's not looking.'
>"..."
"..."
>"Hey, Brownie?"
The bat's head snaps up. "What?!" she asks, exasperated. "What, what is it?"
Holiday smiles at her.
>"I'm having fun."
Brownie looks like she's about to snap at Holiday, but she catches herself and forces a small laugh that... doesn't sound too sincere. "I'm glad." she answers simply before looking back down. "Are you-... It's your move."
>"I use Swords Dance."
Brownie grumbles to herself. "Wish resolves." She flips a lot of the bits on Bliscinch, then one on Charohbred for Toxic's effect. Once she's done, she looks back up at Holiday, staring intently into the unicorn's eyes. "Bliscinch, Protect." is all she says.

Stopping for the night since my battery's about ro run out. This is getting more intense than I expected it to! Thanks for playing, in every sense of the word.

Guys, what does Protect do again?

>>29000998
Stops most attacks.

>>29000998
It protects the user.

>>29000986
Ooh, nice.
Go for another swords dance.

>>29000986
Hey Brownie, do you want to stop? You don't sound like you're having very much fun.

>>29001007
Yep

>>29000986
Man, she takes this game too seriously. I guess flirting will go nowhere until we kick her ass.
...She better not be planning to protect spam on us.

Hmm, seeing that she's one of those mares that don't get out much I wonder if she knows that were flirting with her?

>>29000991
Thank's Inept this has been a lot of fun.

>>29001002
Do this.
May as well if she's going to use protect on us.

>>29001007
Yeah, ask this.
I thought were supposed to be haveing on our date? I don't want her to flip her shit too hard.

>>29001159
This isn't the date. I think this is just a friendly game.

>>29000986
>This is stupid, but I guess I should apologies. I didn't even do anything

>>29001343
>Brownie agreed, inviting Holiday to accompany her in such fun dating activities as discussing the validity of later expansion Pockepon designs

Naw anon, this is apart of the date. Brownie is just a huge geek, but that's okay I kinda like it.

>>29000986
>*sigh* listen Brownie. I don't know whats got you frustrated but i'll assume it me and say I'm sorry. When I'm serious about something, it means I'm really fucking dedicated, you know?

beb

>>29001002
Do we have enough health for another Swords Dance? I don't want Charzard to keel over before he has the chance to kill two pokepon. I say swap him out for the pony Oddish and try to put her pokemon to sleep.

>>29000986
Dayum. We should hit up Butter Ball after all this is settled. Mares got a nice rack.

>>29003105
No way dat mare is a blob.
I'll stick with the nerd here, Brownie is just thicc enough.

>>29003101
Yeah I think we should be okay.
I don't think that poison is doing that much damage.

The real problem will come from brownie if she over uses protect. Luckily the ability fails more often the more you use it in succession.

>>29000986
Hit her in the pussy!

D

Guys. What should we do? Swap out? Swords Dance? Brick Break? I'mean not even sure is Swords Dance can stack.

Who knows what Brick Break does?

>>29004513
Sword dance can stack but no attack we have will go past protect. Luckily the more she uses it the higher the chance it has to mess fail.

Swapping is a option but I don't think it'll do anything but show the rest of our Pokémon off.

>>29004513
Swords Dance should stack up to three times before we can't increase the stat anymore.

Brick Break is just a simple attack.

No update tonight due to unforeseen exhaustion. Sorry guys; check back tomorrow.

>>29005573
aaaw. ok. rest up inept.