Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #221 - Let's

>>28978731
>You will never have stealth sexy times with Twilight on the beach.

>>28978731
Thanks for the update, Green

>all that memetext savanting
A.O.L
>>28978437
You forgot to make Flash Sentry the bad guy, though.

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>>28978731
>Pinkie Pie comes up and gives you a bone crushing hug.
>Which surprises you since you never got close to this world's Pinkie compared to Equestrian Pinkie who you miss dearly.
"Woah Pinks, what's the special occasion."
>"It's me."
"Yes, Pinkie I know it's you."
>"No no, not that me, but the me you know."
"P-Ponk?"
>"Yupparoni!"
"How?"
>"Well you that mirror you used with Twilight to get over here I used that."
"I know, but wouldn't people notice two Pinkies?"
>"I already have that covered."
"How so?"
>"Thisworld'sPinkiewantedtoswapplacessoshecanseetalkingponiesandIwantedtoseeyouagain!"
"Won't the girls know?"
>Pinkie puts one finger over your lips.
>"It's our little secret, now I can see my favorite human again~"

i just took a look at the pastebin.. so many story
Any recommendation ?

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>>28978810
>Flash Sentry rises up to the street with Eye of the tiger playing in the background.
>Sunset cries out "Anon my lover, save me! Please!"
>But it was too late, as Flash unsheathed his katana and whacked Sunset in the face with his Shadow the Hedgehog action figure.
>Sunset dies from laughter because Flash's swing was weak and you kill flash to avenge Sunset.
>Then you revive Sunnybubby with love and live happily ever after until she leaves you because you're Anon.
End. There.

>>28978866
Make them go to camp together and share a tent and a sleeping bag.

>>28979089
Anything but Time After Time. At least not until I put that greentext out of its misery and finish it already.
As for things I DO recommend, anything by Sarge. He's really good at writing. So is Holy and Gatorbait.

>>28978731
Is it me or is John Joseco the best when Humanized?

>>28979204
Exactly.

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>>28978731
How is this sperg so sexy?

>>28979942
Because she likes to walk around without a shirt on under her hoodie in the winter?

>>28979949
And likes the feeling of her hard sensitive nipples against the soft fabric.

>>28979949
>>28979986
I love that pic.

>>28980029
WITNESSED!

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>>28980029
I do this for the same reasons. I'm a fat hairy man.

>>28980029
Can never tell if he really likes nipples or really hates them

>>28980029
joe, i fucking love you

>>28980029
>Still no green about sucking on Trixie's erect nipples.

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>>28980746
The world is never fair

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Requesting a greentext of this

>>28981096
is that darkhazard14 using a different name

sure looks like his work

>>28981119
It is.

>>28981096
>feet fetish

disgusting

>>28981969
Never fails to amuse how the most vanilla fetish triggers this board beyond reason.

>>28981096
>>28981969
To be honest, when I looked at the image earlier I didn't even notice the feet in the middle. Is it normal to feel this neutral about a fetish?

>>28982141
They're like the most prominent things in that image, how did you not notice them, at all.

>>28981984
This.
I honestly don't get what's so sexy about feet, but who am I to judge?
I have my own weird fetishes..

The most ridiculous thing about it is that people who literally masturbate to cartoon horses are judging people who like feet.

>>28982153
I just have no feelings about feet so it didn't register. Like, I think it's stupid to fetishize them, but they don't annoy me like other minor fetishes. It's like the crown in the corner; they're present, but they're not really obstructing the view in this case and they don't do anything for me.

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I apologize in advance for this.

>Damn, she looked beautiful.
>It's amazing how the people at the funeral home managed to make her so peaceful.
>You went to CHS every day and could see this girl passing out flyers for the Animal Shelter.
>However, all your attempts to hit on her resulted in her shying away from you.
>You felt like if you had more time with her, you would have gotten her to open up.
>Sadly, that wasn't the case.
>You could only look somber as you saw her beautiful body lined with lilacs.
>You were the only one in the room.
>Something stirred in you.
>Just once.
>Your hand reached over to her breast
>It took a while to get adjusted to her cold skin and hardened tissue.
>But your hand was now touching Fluttershy's breast.
>You felt chills.
>You trembled.
>But you wanted to continue.
>With some force, you pulled the green fabric on her top down, revealing her rock solid melons with stiffened nipples.
>You got hard.
>Just once.
>You unzipped your fly and rubbed yourself as you felt up Fluttershy's breasts.
>You kept your moans to yourself as you motioned in and kissed Fluttershy's soft, cold lips.
>Catching a whiff of the scented flowers, you began to feel ecstatic to the point of climax.
>You were now drained, only having enough strength to pull up the dress to cover her adorable breasts.
>With one last kiss on the lips, you left the room.
>You would not forget this moment for a long time.

>>28983263
You tried.

>>28983263
There was an effort, I think.

>>28983263
What the fuck is wrong with you m8!?

I like it.

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>>28983263

>>28983263
mmm-more?

>>28983263
Did she get embalmed already

If she did, nigga she just full of sawdust, rags and wire.

>>28983449
I think that's the joke.

>>28983444
>>28983468

Well, okay.

>You just can't get her out of your head.
>She was just so beautiful.
>You were thirsty for more.
>You sighed.
>You knew you had to go back.
>You called up your mom and said you'd be running a little late.
>It was 9 PM, well past closing time for the funeral home
>But you were pretty crafty. You knew how to break in without anyone noticing you tampered with the lock.
>So you got in and manuvered yourself over to Fluttershy's room.
>Lights went on automatically as you walked in.
>There she was, still in her eternal sleep.
>You walked over to her.
>You spent a few moments reflecting on what you were about to do.
>You were a virgin.
>Your first kiss was with a corpse.
>Still, what you were about to do was pretty messed up.
>You just had to keep remembering how this might be your only chance.
>How she's just sleeping.
>You pulled away the soft yellow butterfly-patterned blanket to reveal the rest of her body.
>You took a moment to wince at the obvious makeup the embalmers put on the bruise on her abdomen.
>It wasn't even the right shade of yellow.
>Perhaps that's why they hid her bottom half with the blanket.
>Or so you thought.
>You noticed that the bluish green portion of her dress was actually see-through.
>That was how you were able to see the fake yellow skin.
>But that's when you could also see...
>You almost laughed with how lazy the embalmers were, but at the same time, you blessed them.
>Within the see-through part of her dress, you could see her pussy.
>Not only that, but you also saw her long, slender legs and soft looking feet.

1/3

>>28983630
>Already, you got hard again.
>You felt around the casket, trying to find...
>Yes!
>You found a lever to lower the casket.
>At least now you won't have to climb onto it.
>Your hands ran up Fluttershy's cold, stiff legs, until they reached up to her thighs.
>Despite the hardness of the embalming fluid, her skin was suprisingly smooth.
>You actually had to rub her thighs a few times before you moved onto the main meat of the feature.
>Your fingers edged towards Fluttershy's cameltoe, feeling the soft labia pressed against your tips.
>You slid the middle finger down her slit before you rubbed it a couple of times.
>You blushed as your heart raced.
>You could be caught at any moment, you bet.
>But still, you wanted to score.
>However, the embalming fluid proved to be a heavy obstacle as her vagina was so stiff, that the lips couldn't even part for your pinkie.
>Not that it would matter, her vagina would be so rock solid that no amount of lube would make the sex comfortable.
>But, you decided to comprimise.
>You pulled down your pants and laid down on top of Fluttershy.
>Your penis slipped in between her labia and her thighs.
>You shivered from the coldness surrounding your dick, but compared to the soft skin pressing against it, it was pleasurable.
>You then began to thrust up and down, rubbing your shaft against the legs.

2/3

>>28983633
>You started slow, just to enjoy the feeling. God knows you're never getting this chance again.
>You also wanted to pop down her top again, exposing her breasts to you.
>You motorboated the mountains while grabbing one of them with your hand.
>You panted like a dog as you went faster and faster.
>You cried out her name several times.
>The top of your feet rubbed against Fluttershy's soles.
>Eventually, you began to cry.
>You soon realized why.
>You loved Fluttershy.
>You loved her oh so much...
>That's why you lusted for her even after death.
>That's why you went back for her.
>And now that she was gone, you will never have this chance again.
>It's sad...
>Your only time having sex with her, and you can't even do it properly.
>Eventually, you came all over her beautiful thighs.
>You pulled her dress down, your cum sticking to her dress. For good measure, you covered the bottom with the blanket.
>The scent will take a while to go away, but you can already tell the flowers and time will overpower it.
>You pulled up her top, kissed her on the lips one last time, then got off her and raised the casket.
>And like that, you disappeared into the night, swearing to never forget this once in a life time moment.

3/3

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>>28983630
>>28983633
>>28983636
Gross and sad/10, there was more effort. Not worth it though.

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>>28980001
So do I.

>>28983656
Nice, but one guy did it already. He will be back soon enough.

>>28983651
Well, if there was one thing to take away from this, it's that working with the story in notepad then splitting it works better than just writing in the post, since you're not pressured by the character limit.

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9BxB0w5s

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>>28983689
>>28983636
Ten out of ten. Very dank meme. Here's a sqeakquel.

>Be Anon the Anonymous Anon.
>It is a dark and stormy night.
>You're at home, reading a magazine with the rain outside pitter pattering the window.
>You hear a noise in the corner of your nearby kitchen. But you don't care enough to investigate.
>That funeral was so many weeks ago. But it was lovely that you got a chance to fulfill your weird ass fetish before that girl was put into the ground.
>Waaaaay too lazy to dig and all that shit.
>Like, lol no. fuck that.
>But then you set your magazine down and realize something.
>THEY BURIED HER IN A PET CEMETERY.
>Oh shit!
>All of the windows break at once and hundreds of dead dogs, cats, hamsters, gerbils, lizards, chipmunks, goldfish, frogs, squirrels and rabbits invade your home.
>Spring up from the couch and make a run for the door, but you're cornered and have to jump over them to make it to the stairs.
>Ewwwww~
>Run up the stairs only to find a swarm of dead birds and flies blocking the path to your indoor tomato garden.
"Shitshitshitshitshirt!"
>Jump back down to the first floor through the open bannister part of the second floor, but a dead bear catches you and all of the dead animals cheer.
"NOOOOO!" You regret buttering Flutterbutter's buttered butter with your cream cheese.
>The animals rip your clothes off and proceed to take turns fucking you to death and forcing you to join their ranks.
>They then trap you in a cage and take you all the way over to the pet cemetery.
>There, Fluttershy waits for you in the middle of a Tower Of Silence™, only mostly decayed now even though it's been weeks and she should be a spooky skeleton at this point. (At least that's how I think that works based on timelapse videos I've seen ((don't ask)) ).
>"I am Queen Nepthys! The Egyptian Goddess of the dead!" Fluttershy tells you, then somehow kills you again even though you are already dead.
>She kills you so hard that you die to death.

T H E E N D

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>>28983833
I laughed my ass off.

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>>28983833

Anyone else having trouble connecting to the captcha?

>>28983833
THE END is just another lie.

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bumpo

>>28978731
JohnJoseco is Awesome.

>>28983833
Top kek
By the way good job slapping around the Sunset thread a little, that shit was glorious

Damnit, Greeentext. Stop wasting your time on the Shimmerfags.
They're slightly more mentally ill than other waifufags and it's just exacerbating your descent into madness.

>>28986150
We just had a story where Anon rapes a dead Fluttershy and THEY'RE slightly more mentally ill?

>>28986159
In general, yeah.
With this thread, it's just one or two guys that are going crazy.
I'm also pretty sure that the Anon that initially wrote that green was also huffing from the same dragon clouds Greentext has been sniffing, which in terms means Greentext's madness is spreading.
Another reason why he needs to stop handing around that thread.

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>>28986159
>>28983833
>>28983636

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyV-cVYzLlM

so is anyone going to do anything with the prompt or what

>>28986987
After I finish playing some more Dishonored 2.

Standing.

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>>28987962
MG green when

>>28983636
Can it end with anon getting exposed and shamed in public by rainbow or sunset and then he hangs himself because he's a pathetic fuck?

>>28986195
>Greentext's madness is spreading.
This is a good thing what with how shit most of /mlp/ has become. Greeny is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve. Standing up to the bullshit like the madman he is.

>>28988760
>liking his hatred for all waifufags
>liking his writing where he claims to do this to piss off waifufags, but instead pleases them
>liking him being greedy for your (you)s like some real life faggot, or if he gets too few he doesn't continue
>liking him after making TaT miserable
>thinking it's a good thing his mindset is spreading
And that's why we lack in content.

>>28988852
This thread lacks content because it's considered a cancer filled shit hold where greens go to die, things like this >>28986150 hardly help either.

>>28988852
I kinda got to agree with this Anon. Let's be honest here. Wasting time spamming other threads with green solely to piss them off is kinda sad. I mean i don't like the wifufags either but i don't fuck with them. It's just a waste of time, just hide it and move on. But nope. Got to fuck with them for those sweet sweet (You)'s instead of writing for a thread that doesn't piss you off.

>>28988867
Exactly. But people don't stop to think of that. Instead we'd rather dig our hole even deeper.

>>28988852
>but instead pleases them
Have you even seen the thread? Some can't even decide if they want to read his stuff because they're afraid it'll be another bad ending. And the ones who are reading are literally begging him for a good end. He has them in the palm of his hand so badly it's hilarious.

>>28988884
Idk about you but it's been working for him

>>28988894
>>28988898
Yeah, but... is it really worth his time? I don't think he even gets anything out of this. Half the people on this board are just going to dislike him more as a result.

>>28988939
This

>>28988939
>Half the people on this board are just going to dislike him more as a result.
I wouldn't say the whole board, but he'd have a bad rep with the Shimmerfags no doubt. I hope that's not what he wants.

>>28988972
Either way, I think it would be better for everyone if he leaves them alone. There is nothing for him to gain.

Are there any stories of Trixie being a stripper and shaking her obviously fake tits in front of Twilight and being proud of it?

>>28985543
Lucky fucking cat.

>>28988852
>>28988867
Thread lacks content because everyone else is in Discord chat shitposting each other.

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>>28988988
>>28988972
>>28988939
Except that's exactly what he wants and you're missing the whole point.
He hates waifufags and honestly couldn't care less if they hate him or not. He does things to watch the discourse.
Shimmerfags just tend to be the loudest manbabies of them all.

>>28988852
Also, you.
Shut the fuck up.
TaT was never supposed to happen. It was a one post long story about Anon rejecting Sunset because Grey was sick of the greentext tropes all the time.
//You// people were the ones that forced him to continue it. Did you expect the story by an anti-waifufag to evolve into your waifufag wet dream?
If you didn't realise what you were getting into, you're genuinely retarded.

He is an attention whore though, that's totally true. He admits it outright though, so there's nothing to really say there.
The board isn't dying because of a "problematic" writer you guys don't like.
The fandom is just dying.
If you don't like it, why don't you try writing?

I've always been curious, since I write green from time to time, to those who use Anon as a character where do you draw inspiration from for Anon's character? Do you see characteristics of yourself when you write the character, characteristics you aspire to have, plausible character in the story, develop it as you go, random, or something else. Especially for long time authors who have ongoing stories or those that have multiple stories going on at one time.

>>28989717
A mix of all that. I base Anon off a more meeker self.

>to those who use Anon as a character where do you draw inspiration from for Anon's character
'Anonymous' is just a culmination of the typical 4channer traits: obnoxious, foul-mouthed, prone to irrational fits of anger. That's the typical inspiration, which is reflected in most greens.
In spite of this, girls/mares usually fall for him because he's intended to be a self-insert.

>>28988852
When I speak of Green's madness, I mean I'm less concerned that he's taking the piss out of waifufags and more concerned that he's going to basically have a psychotic break if he keeps surrounding himself with waifufags.

>>28988867
I thought that was /normal norman/?
Emphasis on 'was.'

>>28978731
I want to put my hands on those hips and then vomit on her. is that so wrong?

>>28990038
You were okay until you made it to the vomit part. So, no.

>>28989717
For the story I'm currently writing, I'm mixing it all, witg a bit of inspiration here and there. At the moment though, I'm basing the anon on a guy I used to know. I do self insert a little bit, but I try not to do it too much.

Bump from 8

>>28978731
I want to hug her and as soon my hands move down to her waist I'll kiss her.

Am I a bad person for doing that?

>>28990065
I got nervous okay.

>>28990701
Nope, but it will be a dream. Forever.
>>28990707
I thought about it for a second, then I realized that's a South Park joke.

>>28990714
>South Park joke
link please.

>>28990714
>dream. Forever
Implying that are no rebirths and multiverse.

>>28990726
Any time Stan was around whats her name before the big movie. Its a old joke they did.

>>28989998
That fucker has already had at least two psychotic breaks this year alone. Just keep him away from people who are amazing at writing and he's stable for the most part.

ha
wow its been a while since i posted (Since September) but now im back.
heres the story if you dont remember:

http://pastebin.com/9r6Rumx1

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>>28991447


>This guy cant be serious
>You realize that you couldn't have been more wrong when he hands you your work uniform, a gray shirt with dark blue trim, with large letters that say "GAMES" in a quirky, pretentious font.
>At least it wasn't Comic Sans. eugh.
>"Okay, so, rules!" Braeburn said, not looking up from the paper he was writing on.
>"No free food, no Free turns for your friends, no freebies, no free upgrades..."
>"s-so everyone has to pay for everything." you deduct.
>He nods. "Everyone has to pay for everythin'."
>"Oh, and while working in games, no one wins a Giant-Ass-Panda."
>You blink at what your heard.
>"Yeah, we don't have a lot of those..." Fritters says to you, giving an apologetic smile.
>Before you could complain, another knock was heard at the door.
>In comes a grey girl with straight purple hair also in a games outfit.
>She gives you a bored stare, then looks to your new boss. "Hey Brae," she draws on in a monotone voice. "I am going on my lunch break."
>"Ah, actually, whouldja mind takin Anon here an showin him the ropes?"
>She folds her arms under her... you're going to guess c cup breasts, and gives a curt huff, nodding quickly.
>"Great!" He said, and turned to you, "Now with acceptin that there t-shirt, I hereby announce you-"
>"Hired!" the green haired yes-woman interjected.
>The cowboy looked a bit disappointed. "Well I uh..."
>"um... sorry Brae-"
>"Yeah, usually i say.. that... that's like a ceremonial thing; the t-shirt."
>...
>Well alright then.
>You feel a hand tap your shoulder, and leave with the purple haired girl, letting the smell of pasta permeate through the room.

>>28991460
Good to see you back m8.

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>>28991460

>"Okay, new guy. Let's get this over with." she said, slightly looking back at you. "I am Maud Pie."
>You've heard that last name somewhere before.
"Anonymous, or Anon." you say, with a small smile.
>She blinks thoughtfully. Guess that's a start.
>You walk through the park with guests young and old floating about through the rides and carnival games.
>You notice some people from high school having fun on one of the mini-coasters. Who knew they would come to a place like this.
>The two of you stop near a booth
>"Here is the first of many inexplicably horrible games." she droned, pointing to the sign. "The Flying Dutchman."
a light brown haired guy with a portable gaming system sat behind the booth, waiting for someone to pass by, you guessed.
>Behind the man there were acrylic painted milk bottles, of both cream and red variety mixed in.
>"One dollar gets you five rings, toss the rings onto the bottles and you win a prize. get one of the rings on the red bottle and you win a Giant-Ass-Panda." she advised, pointing at the panda that, if you had to guess, was about as tall as you and about two times as fat.
>You could agree that this was one Giant ass panda.
>"It is one of the best games in the park, and that is because this game is unwinnable."
>You had heard that carnivals sometimes rig their games, but you always thought that was just a myth because of how infamously hard these things were.
>Apparently not.
>You inspect the rings that you toss, and notice that some of the rings were slightly bent into an oval shape, as well as some of the red bottle openings.
>Clever girl.
"So nobody ever wins?"
>Maud raised her eyebrow, showing, for once, a little bit of emotion on her face.
>"If someone actually wins a giant ass panda on your watch, you should probably just go home, because you would be fired, okay?"
>You smirk and give a light chuckle, but her face didn't change.
>Oh she wasn't kidding.

>>28991447
Going to reread, will notice your update when done.

>>28991473
thanks darlin~

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>>28991495
aaand pastebin updated.

driving home from work, so ill be back in a bit with another update, probably.

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>>28978731

>>28991512
Neat.

>>28978731
Should I feel bad for taking her glasses off before placing her down on the ground while I place pulsating dick on her?

>>28992030
Maybe? She does like to actually see what happens next.

>>28992050
Green Text please.

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Here's some more Fuckin' Nature because I'm just tired right now from playing online Flash games from like 2005 in a school computer lab all day. Sh-shut up! I was having fun!

>Crickets start chirping early, and you lie back on top of your sleeping bag as you listen to them surround you in the unseen wilderness.
>Trixie should be back in here any minute now. You should probably pretend to be asleep by the time she gets here.
>Slip into your newly cleaned sleeping bag and roll onto your side with a quiet groan.
>Nothing yet.
>You have time to sleep.
>But you end up relaxing on your side for the longest time, keeping your eyes closed only for a few minutes before opening them again out of some misplaced curiosity.
>Footsteps are approaching the tent.
>Slow your breathing and gently hut your eyes, looking as convincing as you can.
>You hear the zipper get pulled down and shuffling spread throughout the tent. Things being moved around.
>Stay perfectly still so Trixie won't think to talk to you.
>But she doesn't seem to be doing anything quietly enough to keep you from "waking up".
>She probably isn't buying this charade.
>Lie on your side for a little bit longer.
>Trixie falls silent for what feels like about five minutes, but you soon get the impression that her eyes are on you.
>”You can move around now if you want. Doesn’t make a difference.”
>She probably expected to hear you exhale.
>”Trixie has to admit, you’re a determined, but pretty bad liar.”
“I just don’t feel like talking right now.”
>Your response is met with a few seconds of silence.
“T-trixie?”
>You suddenly feel her drop herself on top of you… again.
>”Why the hell not?”
“Because… It’s just awk- a little awkward, I guess… I think…” You go straight to using softer words.

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>>28992231
>Hear the sound of Trixie’s hair hitting the sleeping bag as she shakes her head.
>”Mm-mm… no, that’s not the acceptable way of dealing with this. Trixie will not let you make this awkward.”
“Are you fucking kidding me?” The soft words got pushed out by agitation. “YOU’RE the one who made this awkward!”
>”Trixie is certainly not.” The girl’s mouth is right next to your ear; you can barely smell her cherry scented breath. “It’s only awkward if you let it be awkward.”

More sooner or later.

>>28991495
Great work. Keep going.
>>28989222
This posts pretty much explains it, except two things. Time After Time's original form "Rejecting Sunset" is seven posts long, not just one. And I could have easily stopped at any time, no one was forcing me. But I didn't because... well... I was getting a lot of attention from TaT, literally sue me.
Also, you seem to say things the same way 12 does, are you him?
>>28992077
Don't tempt me~

>>28992231
Hey, no one blames you, 2005 had some good stuff.

>>28991524
Why did you post that?

>>28992254
>Don't tempt me

Time to tempt you with the following
>>28990701
>>28992030

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>>28992283
Anon pls. I'm going to write something for >>28991524 instead because of that.
>>28992262
Pic related.
Slippery Slope was probably the hardest level I've played so far, but I've completed the entire first 30 episodes from start to finish today.

>>28992332
>Slippery Slope
Never heard of it.

Why do you want to green text Trixie.

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>Walk in
>See this
>What do?

>>28992966
Leave and have foreplay with Sci Twi.

>>28993026
>>28970769

>>28992030
>>28992050
>>28992077
>You will see her glasses bounce in sync with her tits while you fuck her.
>She will never ask you to cum on her glasses because of a fetish she has.

>>28992966
post the nsfw version

http://fav.me/daqi536

>>28992361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3eEXNm7HM0

>>28993622
Green when?

>>28991447
Well shit, now I want a pic or voice acted animation of Maud walking with someone through the carnival and saying "toss the rings onto the bottles and you win a prize. Get one of the rings on the red bottle and you win a Giant-Ass-Panda."

bump from 9
>>28993622
I prefer to breed the sexy nerd girl, but marking her glasses is hot too.

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>>28996033
>Not doing both
C'mon

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>>28996095
>That booty.
SAAAAAAAVED. Also, how do you hit the womb and the glasses at the same time?

>>28996108
I never said you had to do it with one ejaculation, that's for the pornstars. Guys can go at it more than once a day you know.

>>28996165
Wait a second, I just thought of the right position. Super mating press where the ass is vertical, flood the womb until it spills over onto her face.

>>28996172
Oh, yeah. Well I hope your SO does yoga.

>>28995014
I cackled

>>28993622
>You get caught by her brother right after you cum on her glasses?
>"S-Shining?"
>It turns out her brother is a sergeant in the army.
>"I'll try to stop him, but Anon you need to run?"
Wat do?

>>28996735
https://youtu.be/ySJ1Z5o8y5w

>>28996735
>but Anon you need to run?"
Why did you put a question mark here?

>>28996755
Sorry type to fast.

>>28996735
>Shining then frowns.
>"Aaaaaw, you didn't invite me?"

>>28992332
I cant even rememver how many school keyboards i smashed because of that game. Didn't touch it again after I completed it.

>>28996735
>caught by her brother
How we're not at her house so how does he know?

>>28993026
ew gross.

>>28998929
please explain.

>>28998935
twilight is worst pone/human duh.

>>28996735
>>28997866
>She said there is no one was at her house.
>It so happens that was the day that Shining was granted leave and wanted to surprise his little sister.

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>>28998979
>Surprise his little sister.
What kind of surprise?

>>28999018
A special brother surprise.

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>>28999027
I thought so.

>>28999046
>>28999027
Too bad she's Anon's now.

>Shining mouth was agape when stumble upon anon and twilight.

>>28999046
Like a big hug and gets her a limited edition of a book.

>>28999060
She doesn't have a choice?

>>28999069
What is it about?

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>>28999069
Awww, how sweet of him.

We all know where that book is going.

While I was stroking her hair my nose bleed is that normal?

>>28999070
Anon is better.
>>28999084
A new autographed copy by Daring Do herself?

>>28999090
>Anon is better.
please explain

>>28999099
Better fuck, better boyfriend in general, Shining is a married man already, and Anon isn't, yet.. Need I go on?

>>28999069
>>28999084
>She will never try to read it while you are fucking her from behind.

>>28999113
I feel sad now.

>>28996735
>>28998979
>>28999069
Alex I summon you.

>>28998979
>She said there is no one was at her house.>It so happens that was the day that Shining was granted leave and wanted to surprise his little sister.
More please.

>>28999108
This.

Plus no related, so society be against them.

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>>28996735
>Wat do?
The only appropriate response is to look him dead in the eyes, and continue with hollowing out his sister. Not braking eye contact until you finish.

>>28999203
Why are trying get yourself killed?

>>28999218
Need to achieve dominance.

>>28999218
If his face is the one in the pic>>28999203
I think shining would be a bit to scared. I mean hell I'd be more embarrassed if i walked in on my sister getting fucked then mad.

>>28999203
This. Just don't forget to be a gentleman and cuddle with her after.

>>28999277
No I just make a loud fart and then vomit on her.

>>28999296
And the award for lowest piece of shit goes too...(you).

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>>28999313
But what happens if she likes?

>>28999319
Why does that duck look familiar? I'm thinking Courage the Cowardly dog.
>>28999324
Mass suicide.

>>28999296
Nah man just stroke her hair and hug her.

>>28999319
prove it.

>>28999328
>Mass suicide.
please explain.

>>28999330
This

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>>28978731
>Be Anon.
>Be the blind student that just transferred to CPA.
>These girls help you but sometimes make you do lewd things.

>>28999355
>Oh, you poor baby."
>You say nothing, content to simply lay with your head in Sour Sweet's lap as she runs her fingers through your hair.
>"I'm going to murder those rainbow dykes!"
>You sigh dramatically.
"Please, I'm used to people treating me differently by now. There's no need to use violence... but I guess there's no real harm in resorting to it either... y'know, I mean if you all want to."
>You turn your head slightly at the sound of Sugarcoat's voice.
>"Are you sure there's nothing we can do to make you feel better, Anon? You must feel pretty bad now that everybody at your school's probably talking about you behind you back."
>Trust Sugarcoat to actually make you feel genuinely a little bad.
>You ponder things for a moment.
"Well I suppose a group hug couldn't hurt."
>A chorus of 'awws' can be heard as the assembled girls lean in and embrace you all at once.
>"Who could be mean to Anon? He's such a big cuddly teddy bear."
>You grin.
>You're not sure who they belong to, but you can totally feel at least three sets of boobs squishing into you right now.

>>28999355
I remember that thread, did it archive so soon? I thought it was going to be a Daredevil themed story in the /sup/ thread.

>>28999380
>Girls know what he's doing all along
>"I heard that when you're blind, all your other senses get more sensitive to pick up the slack. How many times do you think we can make him cum?"

>>28999390
>Sour Sweet will never whisper in your ear.
>"I don't mind if you give them a little squeeze or two."
>You feel anothor hand guide your free hand to a different body and softly slide down to what feels like hips and land on a big orb.
>You hear a surprised gasp.
>"Oh Lemon Zest you naughty girl you're making the blind boy touch your butt~"
>Sour Sweet acts shocked with a hint of sarcasm to her voice.
>Being blind has its benefits.

>>28999396
>Lemon Zest puts Anon's hand on her bare breast and asks him what the bumps on her areola say in braille.

>>28999355
>These girls
What could go wrong.

>>28999415
Nothing but sexiness.

>>28999355
I flooded as I see this pic is that normal?

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>>28999405
>Sunny Flare makes a braille message.
>"Hey Dearie, can you please read this out loud so the girls can here it.
>You put your finger and trace it against the bumps.
"Anon will you please-"
>Your finger traces the next set.
"Grab m- Ohh"
>"That's not what it says Dearie, can you please finish it for me?"
"P-please grab m-me by the pussy. Heart Sunny Flare."
>"Good boy.~"

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>>28999455
>Weeks before.
>Anon is just accepted to CPA
>A nice girl Sunny Flare helps you around and introduces you to her friends during lunch break.
>One of her friends Lemon Zest asks you
>"So have you always been blind or did something happen?"
>"Oh my god Lemon Zest you can't just ask people why they're blind." Sunny's friend Sugarcoat with heavy toxicity
>You explained to them when you were eight years old you saved a older man from a truck about to hit him, but it hit you instead and it so happened that truck had acid on it then got in your eyes.
>"Oh you poor brave thing."cries Sour Sweet who was sitting besides you and Sunny. You then feel your head getting pulled to a space with two mounds resting on your cheeks and two hands wrap around you in a hug.
>Sour Sweet then says
>"And if anyone tries to mess with you I'LL RIP THEIR JUGULAR WITH MY BARE HANDS!"
>You could get used to this.

>>28999499
Holy shit
> THEIR JUGULAR
they used the right word! Still needs to put out* before their to make the sentence work though.

>>28999537
>JUGULAR
Is it weird that i'm turned on after reading that?

>>28978731
The pic is perfect
based JJ

>>28999313
at least it's not pee and poop.

>>28999638
yea i dont understand why people hate on him. skorpd same faces a fuckton harder than jj does and its a shame because skorpd did try to give the girls different faces when he first started but i guess it was too difficult for him to convey their personalities and attitudes into facial expressions. still love the porn tho.

>>28999947
yup

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>>28999121
>Thinking you can just summon him out of nowhere
Ha!

>>29003405
I place a card face down and end my turn.

Threadie want upsies!

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>>28978731
Any greens with Photo Finish?

>>29003936
>You will never fuck the exchange student from Germany.

Prompt >>28978731
P1
>Yesterday evening, Flash went for a jog, music streaming from his earbuds as he made his way through town.
>Eventually, his route took him near Pinkie Pie's home.
>As he drew closer to it, he spotted a familiar girl in the distance: Twilight Sparkle.
>Judging by her attire, Flash inferred she was sleeping over.
>But one thing in particular caught his attention: she seemed to be missing her glasses.
>He drew closer...
'Yep. No glasses...'
>Odd. From their brief initial encounter, she seemed pretty blind without them.
'Probably wearing contacts.'
>He considered trying to avoid her.
>It wasn't her fault that they shared a face, but he didn't need any more reminders regarding the cute, kinda freaky (in all the right ways) princess from another dimension.
>But running away won't get him over her, so he continued towards the house.
'Ok. I'll just wave if she sees me. Slow down a bit and wave. Or nod.'
>He gets closer.
'Should I say something? Nah. Just be quick. Wave and go on.'
>And she looks to her left.
'Ok. She sees me. Just wave.'
>He waved, a nervous smile cracking across his face.
>She just stared at him.
'Can she even see me? Whatever.'
>He sighed, eyes downcast.
>Her posture straightened, eyes widening.
>"Flash?"

>>29003972
P2
>He could barely hear her, the distance between them playing a minor role in that regard compared to his music.
>But, he heard just enough that he was prompted to look up at her again.
>She moved to meet him and he came to a halt a few feet from her.
>Turning his music down, he stared at her, dumbfounded.
'Maybe she's finally going to tell me off for always staring at her or whatever.'
>He cringed at the thought.
>He didn't mean to stare. How could his eyes not linger?
>She was basically his only chance to see that beautiful princess again.
'Maybe that's a little creepy, but...'
>All things considered, he was glad none of the girls could read his mind, even if they could read the desperation on his face.
>"Flash."
>He snapped out of his thoughts and looked to her.
>"It's... been awhile."
>He blinked a few times. He saw her throughout the school day.
"What are you... wait. You're..."
>...

>>29003972
Flash is trash.

>>29003982
P3
>Twilight shuffles her feet, eyes downcast as she admires the way the cold, morning sand shifts about between her toes.
>Flash does a few stretches, eyes closed and ears focused on the soft ebbing and flowing of the tide.
>The stretches helped to loosen up his muscles.
>But, mostly, they gave him an excuse to put off talking to Twilight and gather his thoughts.
'Ok. So, she's here. What now?'
>He rolls his shoulders.
'Should we just run? Shoot the breeze? Do both?'
>Hooking his left arm under his right, he twists his torso left to right.
>A point comes where he twists a little farther to the left than before, holding the pose as his muscles strain in such a way that a feeling he could only describe as 'relief' spreads from his back through his body,
>The feeling prompts an involuntary shudder.
>"Flash?"
>Which didn't go unnoticed.
"Y-yeah?"
>The word stumbles out in a pitch higher than intended.
>"Are you okay?"
>Her eyes are on him, he feels, her head most likely tilted to the side and her brows kitted in an unsure frown.
>He considers continuing his stretching and offering a token response.
'But what's the point?'
>After all, he'd just be postponing the inevitable. And wasting her time.
>With a sigh, he turns to face her.
>Her attire consists of a purple, form fitting, sleeveless shirt and dark blue shorts with her star crest adorned on their sides.
>A second or so passes before Flash realizes he's staring at her, prompting his eyes to dart to the ground, only to land on her feet.
"Uh. Yee..."
>Craning his neck, he looks to the sky and rubs at the back of his neck.
"What was the question again?"
>She lets out a lighthearted scoff.
>"Are you ok? You're acting pretty... distant."
"Am I?"
>The words come out in a subconscious grumble, quick and harsh.
>Twilight flinches and stares at him for a moment, dejection overtaking her mood as her sights drift back to her feet.
>Flash can only cringe in response.
'Nice going...'

>>29003988
P4
"Sorry. I'm just a little antsy..."
>She looks at him, an unsure smile on her face. "Oh."
"Sorry."
>Twilight opens her mouth to speak, hesitating a moment before glancing away. "It's ok."
>Kicking at the sand, Flash takes a deep breath.
'No point in dragging this out.'
"So, you ready to get started?"
>She gives him a nod, her lips curling into a small smile.
>"Yes... But I'm a little confused."
"By what?"
>"Well, it's just that I'm not really the athletic type."
>He lets out a chuckle.
"I kinda had you pegged for a bookworm, what with that stack of books I saw you carrying in... that one video..."
>She giggles and shakes her head, "It's alright. I'm over it."
>Feeling relieved, Flash smiles.
"Good. Great."
>"But..."
>He waits for her to continue, her eyes looking into his expectantly.
>And then it dawns on him.
"Oh! I... well. I kinda asked you spur of the moment."
>"Really?" She looks at him curiously.
"Yeah... I thought it'd be nice to have someone to exercise with me."
>He takes a deep breath.
'Don't mess this up.'
>And gives her the smoothest smile he can manage.
"Especially beautimable as someone as you."
>She tilts her head to the side, "Beautimable?"
'N-no!'
"I-I mean, s-someone as beauti... as beau-ti-ti... as be-ti... as nice as you."
>A smile spreads across her face as she combs a hand through her hair.
>"I'm a little surprised, but I'm glad you think so."
'Surprised?'
>Before he can get a word out, she shivers.
>"Brrr! I'm getting a little cold in this outfit..."
>He looks her over again, eyes lingering as she tugs at the collar of her shirt.
>"It's too bad humans don't have coats."
"Ah? Ye-yeah. Well, just not ones made out of our hair."
>"True. True."
"Anyways, you'll warm up pretty quick once we get started."
>He points to a building in the distance.
"Let's try the treadmills first. Get our blood pumping."
>With a nod, she goes to gather her shoes and follows after Flash.

>>29003993
P5
>The building is more of an open shack of sorts. Or balcony. Or whatever.
>No one save a lone employee is there, her attention more or less focused on tidying up the area.
>She spares them a glance before going back to work as Flash makes his way to one of the treadmills.
"Ok, so what you do is press this button. And the way these buttons start to glow means its on."
>Fascinated, she nods and leans in close.
"See these ones? They control how fast the treadmill goes."
>The machine springs to life, its tread slowly making its rounds.
>"Right, right."
"And these control the incline."
>The tread angles upwards.
>"Oh, in order to simulate somewhat different terrain?"
"Right. And that's about all you need to know. Well, this button automatically lowers the speed and incline to zero."
>The tread lowers and comes to a halt.
"And you can turn the treadmill off by pressing the first button I showed you."
>She nods. "I've seen something similar in Equestria, but this is a lot more advanced."
"Think you can handle it?"
>"Of course," she says as she steps onto the treadmill.
>After looking over the control pad, she presses a button labeled '3.'
"You might want to-"
>The machine jerks to life, Twilight's feet nearly sliding out from under her before she reflexively grabs onto the machine's handlebars.
"-do that."
>He can't help but chuckle as Twilight uses the handlebars to hold herself up, her feet touching down on the sides of the treadmill as she looks at the tread itself.
>She shoots him a dirty look before tentatively touching down on the tread.
>A little shaky at first, she eventually gets the hang of it and keeps up with the tread.
>Smiling, Flash makes his way to another treadmill and begins his own work out.
>But not before calling out to her,
"Not bad for a rookie."
>She spares him a deadpan glance.

>>29003997
P6
>Flash lets out a sigh as his treadmill comes to a halt, his attention soon turning to Twilight.
"Ready for some lifting?"
>Her treadmill follows suit and she makes her way over to him.
>"Weight lifting?"
"Yeah. We can use the ones out here."
>He points to several stands set against a wall.
"They're not too heavy. I think the highest weight out here is 50 pounds."
>"Really?"
"Yeah. We'd need a membership to use the heavier ones since they're inside the building."
>She looks to the stand, then back to him.
>"How much... can you lift?"
>He gulps.
'80 at most.'
"I, uh. I can bench press..."
>He casually looks about the room, eyes settling on a framed picture of a blonde-haired, black-eyed male.
"220. I can bench press that much. Yeah."
>She raises an eyebrow. "Oh?"
"W-well. I mean, I usually just lift 90. Keeps me fit without looking too cocky, you know?"
>"I see."
>She goes quiet for a moment, eyes darting to the ground before settling on him again.
>"Can you lift me?"
"I... what?"
>Her face reddens a bit. "Would you like to lift me? I weigh more then 80 pounds, most likely."
>He can't believe what he's hearing.
"Are... are you sure?"
>She nods, brushing back a strand of her hair. "You wanted to exercise and, well, as your partner, I feel that this is the best way I can help you in that regard."
>His heart pounds wildly in his chest.
"Ok. If you're sure."
>No turning back. He had to impress her.
>He makes his way over, hands tentatively reaching out.
'I'll do it. I'll lift her over my head and then set her down.'
>She turns a little, preparing to be held bridal style.
'Just a quick lift and then set her down.'
>He lightly grips her shoulder and leans down a bit to scoop at-
>"Twilight Sparkle?!"
>A feeling of dread washes over him.
'That voice.'
>He turns to its source, his worst fear realized.
'Trixie!'

Done for now,

>>29003985
Shhh, it'll be alright...
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/search-and-replace/bldchfkhmnkoimaciljpilanilmbnofo?hl=en-GB

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>>29003985

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>>29003959

>>29004021
Or he could just wait for Greentext to show up again since his autism has been triggered.

>>29004065
Just entertaining myself really. I wanted to see if he'd actually use it.
Brownie points if he decides to keep the extension.

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>>28991495
>The pair of you walked to the next carnival ride.
>well dressed mannequins with bowler hats are spinning in and out of view.
"The object here is to knock off the guys' hats, right?" You guess.
>"Correct, Anon. However that is not all that possible, since..."
>Maud trailed off, checking behind her.
>"Half of the hats are glued on to their heads." she whispers, tugging at one of the heads, demonstrating that they probably used extra strength glue, as it barely budged.
>A little bit later, walking around the carnival grounds, the purple haired gal explained some more unsaid rules.
>"Its a 9 hour job, of course, no free stuff. You get a 5 minute pee break every hour."
>She looks at you fully instead of doing her usual one-sided glance.
>"I'd suggest saving some of those in case you have to go number 2." she droned.
>As you walked you passed near one of the mini coasters, and there sat Flash on top of the cart with some red head girl.
>He dawned a red shirt that had the words RIDES in the same pretentious font.
>It suited him, oddly enough.
>"Yo Anon!" He shouted, passing you by on the ride.
>"They got you working on games?? What a pussy!"
>You take it back, it suited him fully. He was a cunt.
>"You're such a pussy!!" he yelled back at you from the distance.
>Maud scowled at him before turning back to you. "An acquaintance of yours...?" she asked.
"Yeah. He used to be my best friend."
>"Oh."
"Then I turned four."

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>>29005300
>A while later you appeared at a shootout station.
>"Two dollars gets them four balls. Make all the shots and they get a prize."
>She then waves you to come closer to the hoop.
>"So if you stand directly below the hoop, you will see that it has been hammered into an oval shape." she states almost robotically.
>"But from back where they're supposed to be standing, they would not be able to tell."
>From what you're gathering all of these games have been rigged.
>This is worse than the damn Krusty Krab.
>Eat your heart out Mr.Krabs.
"Jesus... that's so wrong."
>"Hm. Yes. A criminal abuse of the laws of perspective." she sighed. "I don't see anything wrong with that."
>You didn't want to believe what you just heard.
"These people are being conned out of their money Maud, don't you care about that?"
>"How so?" she asked, a sliver of humor in her voice. "There is nothing saying that things would be fair, no signs. we merely take the usual rules and bend them to fit. Both figuratively, and literally."
>She notices your facial expression and puts a reassuring hand on your shoulder.
>"It gets easier. I was the same way that you were, Anonymous."
>You felt a tiny bit better for her trying to console you.
>"Come along, lets go get you a booth."
>You nod and follow.
>"Your life must have, as the kids say, taken a sharp 'L' if you are taking a job like this."
>She wasn't wrong.
"I was supposed to go to the Gallopingos Islands, but my family has money problems."
>That was the short version. You didn't wanna bore her with the longer one.
>She scoffed. "Wait till your parents decide for you to take up their business to make money FOR them."

>>29005327
>>29005300
Not bad

>>29003936
Not that I know of.

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>>28994725
Lab was really hard for me too. Fuckin' rocket.
>>29004065
>since his autism has been triggered.
By what? I don't know what you're expecting me to do. I don't mind Flash being in stories, unlike some people.
Also, a short story for >>28991524 as promised.

>It was a cold and rainy night, and Trixie was staying after school for some reason.
>She sat in her desk and played card with herself because lonely or something idk.
>She heard a noise down the hall from the classroom, and instantly got scared because she was alone in the fucking school on a cold and rainy and snowy night.
>It was January, by the way. Fuck that month, but it'll do.
With her heart beating out of her chest, Trixie locked the door to the classroom to protect herself. Whoever it was started to approach the door that closed a bit too loudly.
>The doorknob is dismantled and Flash Sentry entered the room ZOMG FUCK FLASH WORST STORY EVER. >:((((
>Trixie couldn't put up a good fight because Flash had Chloroform or however that word is spelled.
>She drifted awake once more to find herself tied to a pole against the gym bleachers, ropes around her body and her skirt tucked upward to reveal her underwear.
>Trixie screamed, but it was muffled. Flash Sentry walked up to her from a bouncy castle and started honking a tricycle horn at her.
>Trixie was confused, but remembered how she liked tricycles when she was a kid and started to become intoxicated from the sound.
>Like Novocain at the dentist or something idk you think of an analogy lmao.
>Flash then fingered Trixie because it's near the gym bleachers but not under it and not Rarity, but close enough.
>Flash got all the girls now, so this is how you know it was before the SciTwi era.
>Trixie smiled and laughed as Flash's bicycle charm set in and she was all happy, not scared of the spooky night school anymore.
>Flash was just trying to make her conquer her fear, and Flash is the big hero of this story.
The end, close enough idfc.
/character limit

>>29005479
Flash isnt bad in stories at all. I rather like it when he isnt a big douche in most stories, but here i am calling the kettle black...

>>29005479
No, I meant that other Anon's autism was triggered by his rrrhate for Flash.

>>29005300
nice update

is Sarge still alive?

>>29007033
As far as I know, yeah. His fap hand took a hit from what I've heard and he's recovering, which is why he hasn't been writing.

>>29007033
basically this>>29007425

>>29005300
Kek, sick burn.

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>>29005327
Nice update. Igneous -would- do that, looking at this realistically, not sure the man in him would be cool with just watching his precious daughters working without helping. Feels bad man, Pie sisters deserves better.

>>28988006
[Prototype]
P1
>The scene opens to a snow battered compound, the darkness of nightfall edging out what little light remains on the horizon.
>A soldier, decked in a heavy parka and carrying scary looking gun, casually patrols the area.
>Unbeknownst to him, an intruder stalks around him and slips into the compound.
>For a moment, the intruder surveys the new environment.
'Coast is clear.'
>Raising his right wrist, he begins to fiddle with the watch strapped to it before lightly pressing his left earlobe.
"I'm in."
>The watch's screen springs to life with the image of a bespectacled, purple skinned man.
>"No alerts this time? I'm impressed."
"FES needs to invest in better security... And last time wasn't my fault, Atom."
>Atom chuckles at this, his eyes darting to something on his desk.
>"I know, I know. Bad bit of luck that was."
"Any mission updates?"
>Nodding, Atom raises a stack of papers to his face.
>"Looks like you might catch a glimpse of the woman in charge: Celestia Royalis, Code Name: Starfire."
"Starfire, huh?"
>"Yep. She's a superhuman. The reports I've read say she can toss out fireballs reaching up to about 9001 degrees."
>The intruder smirks.
"So you're saying she's pretty hot?"
>"Heh. Well, see for yourself," Atom says, his video feed switching to a woman's image.
"Hmm. Practically a goddess."
>"Get serious, Flash."
>The intruder flinches a bit as the image flickers out, replaced with that of a frowning military man.
"I'm always serious when it comes to women, Captain."
>"Is that a fact?"
>Flash grimaces at the new, yet familiar voice.
"Is that Shimmer?"
>The Captain's image is replaced with that of a yellow skinned-
>-and Flash quickly switches the image back to the Captain.
"What is she doing here?"
>"She's a Foxtrot operative."
"She works in a different division, Captain."
>"I'm aware of that," the Captain says, eyes narrowing slightly, "But she's worked at this facility before."

>>29009465
P2
"Atom already gave me the layout schematics and any useful info she can provide I've probably already been briefed on."
>"Regardless, she also serves as this mission's medical and secondary technician expert..." The Captain lets out a sigh, "Not to mention she'll be taking notes on how the operation goes."
"So, the upper echelon thinks I'm due for my yearly shadowing."
>"This is about more than you, Flash."
"Oh, I don't doubt that, Captain. But they sent Shimmer."
>"Can I just say something?"
>The Captain shakes his head. "Hold that thought, Sunset Shimmer."
>He looks Flash in the eyes, his words coming out slow and deliberate.
>"I know you two have history and I know it's not all good, but I need you to put that aside and work as a team."
"...Tch. Understood."
>The Captain's image flickers away, replaced with that of a yellow-skinned, yellow and red haired girl.
>Her arms are crossed, a frown on her face.
"Shimmer."
>"Flash."
"Guess we'll be working /together/ on this one."
>"Yes. Like Captain Armor said, let's put aside our differences and work as a team."
"That's easy for you to say."
>"I just hope you'll be able to do your job."
>"Sneaking into places and delivering clever quips?"
>She almost smiles, "Barring the 'clever' part, yes."
"Hmm."
>"That's better," comes the Captain's voice, "Now, don't forget: your mission is simply reconnaissance. FES is still an ally of sorts, so don't do anything... reckless."
"Of course. Signing off."
>With that, Flash rises to his feet and tiptoes away.

That's the end of that rough preview/pilot.

>>28978731
Dayum the pic is gorgeous.

>>29009484
Flash is still shit.

>>29009634
Then, I guess you two have that in common, at least.
Must be why you're so mad.

>>29009709
Just stating a fact, your the only one who is butthurt over their husbando being called something accurate.

I know this is a bit of a long shot, but I'm looking for a story that may or may not have been finished from a couple years ago. It involved Anon and Sunset in a D/s relationship with Sunset as the sub and focused on Twilight finding out about the relationship and wanting to join in. I think the word "Princess" was either used as a pet name for Sunset or as a safe word. I know this is isn't much info and there isn't much of a chance of finding it after all these years, but I'd like to know if it was ever finished.

bump
>>29010058
Haven't heard of it, so it might not be finished.

>>29009756
>butthurt
This is some grade-A projection considering your previous responses.

>>29010644
Out of the zero replies the shit story got, you still felt the need to desperately defend writing him when I called him shit. (you)

Too exhausted to type anything with a full plot that makes sense, so here's this. Get ready for ultra-porn-logic.
Title: With a little help from her friends.
>>29008897
>Gentle waves washed up along the shoreline of the nude beach.
>The human mane six made themselves comfortable, setting down their belongings.
>Almost all of them stripped naked to put on their sunscreen and some went into the water. Except for Fluttershy.
>She sat there and only stripped down to her swimsuit.
>Rarity was sitting next to her, and looked over to ask what was the matter.
>Fluttershy answered that she wasn't going to take her swimsuit off because she was too nervous, and that she was sorry that she was missing out on all of the nude fun.
>Putting her arm around Fluttershy, Rarity asked if Fluttershy was considering changing her mind and actually wanted to get naked.
>Fluttershy told her that she just didn't have the bravery to take all of her clothes off in public.
>Twilight put her book down and assured Fluttershy that there was nothing to worry about and that they were more than willing to help her.
>They started picking at the back of Fluttershy's swimsuit. Fluttershy began to shiver and scoot forward, but the other two girls held her still as the knot was undone.
>The thin straps over Fluttershy's shoulders fell to the sides, and Rarity pulled the bikini top away from Fluttershy's heaving breasts, starting to squeeze them and kissing Fluttershy on the cheek.
>The two already naked girls told a shivering and giggling Fluttershy that they were there for her, and moved their hands to her waist.
>Slowly pulled the bottom of Fluttershy's bikini around the girl's hips and down her thighs.
>Fluttershy felt the cloth get pulled past her feet as she had her eyes closed.
>Rarity and Twilight lie down with Fluttershy and started lathering sunscreen onto their hands, soon spreading it to Fluttershy's bare body.

That's a bit of a prompt. Someone else can continue this.

>>29010874
Fuck yeah, I love ultra porn logic.

>>29010780
>shit story
Yet you responded with your only complaint being Flash. Instead of just ignoring it.
Nice try.

>>29011148
It was more responses then you deserved, there was a effort. I wasn't interested enough to read it at the word Flash.

>>29011189
>triggered: the post
It was more than I deserved? If you weren't so buttblasted you wouldn't have even responded in the first.

>>29011427
You want (you)s, it takes little effort to give them. But if your gonna be like that have your last.

>>29011470
You get triggered for no reason, then basically admit you didn't even read the story.
Go fuck yourself.

>>29011610
I wasn't triggered, just commenting on Flash being shit, the rest is just your projection. If you cant handle a comment that gives a reason to not read, you shouldn't write on 4chan to begin with. At least have the decency to be excited someone read that far into you're story.

>>29009484
Nice.

The amount of bickering in here is unreal.

Remember not to bully NaOH.

>>29013461
Build wall

>>29013511
Rude.

>>29013461
Nice safe space.

>>29013511
How deplorable.

>>29013840
Fuck off tumblrina.

>>29013878
(((triggered)))

>>29013861
I'd like to see you do better.

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>>29013861
I was actually talking about people complaining about his writing style but whatever.

>>29013892
We know (You) are

Congrats on taking the bait.

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>>29011635
>I wasn't triggered
It's a little late to backpedal.
As for the rest of your comment: you're full of shit.
Go fuck yourself.

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>>29009484
>mfw Flash is probably a weeb just like Solid Snake
He's the perfect guy for this.

>>29013906
He got called out for artificially making problems in the story for no reason. That doesn't require a bitches safe space (like you want for that faggot), it is a glaring problem that ruins the story.
>>29014085
>>29014137
Samefag, but not inaccurate.

>>29013461
Critique isn't bullying, especially when its accurate. The wall shit is a just a joke anyways you simpleton.

>>29014085
Excuse me for expressing the correct opinion of Flash being shit then, how many other people gave a rats ass about your "story" too? You stupid pretentious faggot.

>>29013461
>implying he's still comes here

>>29013179
It's Green's fault. He triggered the Sunset thread, got away with it, and now they are trying to get revenge on him by shitting up the thread he's from.

>>29015422
>Muh Shimmerfag boogeyman
Didn't know this was still a thing.

Someone wrote stories including Flash, who is probably one of the more hated characters, and they made him as the MC (rather than Anon), that's basically painting a "please shit up this thread" target.

>>29014710
Still handing out (You)s I see.
>Excuse me
Nah.
As for the lack of responses to the other story: you could have ignored it, too.
I think it says a lot that you got triggered instead and commented on both stories.
Go fuck yourself.

>>29015553
Every writefag needs a (you), there was an effort. You failed, but there was an effort. And speaking down to someone pointing out the sole problem is the fast track of making yourself look like just as much of an ass.

>>29015570
And you call me pretentious.
>pointing out the sole problem
Look, next time, just keep your (You) and go fuck yourself.

>>29015598
Someone's butthurt there husbando wasn't appreciated.

>>29004005
pls resume

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>>29014776
Don't bully me either.

>>29016277
Who are you?

>>29016303
A reader who wants to pretend NaOH still likes to write here.

>>29016631
He does though. It just takes a long ass time to update, the fuckers in Mexico so what did you expect his internet connection to be like?

>>29016631
Wait your ass, cancer. The faggot will come back.

>>29015531
>implying they haven't been raiding other threads that said bad things about them in the past couple of weeks
lurk more

>>29016646
Good enough to access a Korean shamanism network more than 2-3 times a month?

>>29016768
So you think that the one obvious falseflagging idiot who is shitting up a number of threads then blaming it on others/making it seem like one thread is attacking the other belongs to one particular group that you don't happen to like.

You may want to check the dictionary, they removed gullible from it.

>>29016891
You may want to check the dictionary, they removed damage control from it.

>>29016921
This
>>29016891
you idiots aren't really subtle.

>>29016934
Was to >>29016891

>He actually thinks the Shimmer thread did nothing wrong and no one from there has lashed out at other threads

>>29015531
>blaming the Flash stories
Did you just conveniently not read the rest of the thread?
Which had nothing to do with them?

>>29004005
Please continue with this. There aren't enough good Flashlight stories out there.

>>29016929
At the end of the day you can think what you want but it doesn't change the fact that the guy trying to start shit succeeded and you fell for it.
You can accuse me of being a Shimmerfag as much as you want but it doesn't make it true; go ahead and rebute me and say how I'm obviously a Shimmerfag trying to carry out damage control and prove that you took the bait.

>>29016975
Nice try samefag, I can see you replying to your own "story" >>29016971
you two chuckle fucks can go back to your Shimmer thread. Also we aren't blaming the Flash story, that thing is just a symptom.

>>29016979
We're not accusing you of being a shimmerfag we are accusing you of having selective perception
You can call it bait all you want but don't you dare try to defend the shimmer thread as innocent and not doing shit whenever someone pushes their buttons

I've been away from MLP for sometime and I'm glad to see something's haven't changed and this thread is stillliving up to its reputation as the cesspool of MLP, hanging on by a thread and the place where stories go to die. I can see you're still infighting and blaming others for your problems, are you still going into standalone story threads and demanding that they move over here?

>>29016986
>samefag
Nah.
And you're still triggered and handing out (You)s, I see.
>symptom
>we
You are literally the only person shitting about it.

>>29017039
>where stories go to die
Well, someone has to pick up the slack now that /nn/ is no longer here to be the #1 cesspool.

>>29017062
You mean everyone in the thread laughing at the joke of your husbando
>>29017039
I have never seen anyone going around to the other threads asking them to come here.

>>29016979
>>29016891
>the time they went to /nst/ a week ago because someone posted dykeshit on their thread never happened
>the time they spammed the glimmer thread with horrible glimmer pics and pruned it (also a week ago) when someone posted glimmer pics in their thread never happened
>the time they started spamming porn in a thread that had a prompt dissing sunset never happened (two weeks ago)
>Just because the shimmer thread is the only common factor can't possibly mean that it's a group of autists FROM there, no way!
>this much fucking denial
Wew lad

>>29017175
They just want you's, as much as I know we shouldn't give them out to these numbnuts, we don't have much else to do.

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>dramashit

>>29017221
>filename
>not it's_trump_tuesday,_bitch.jpg
>Wednesday
one fucking job

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>>29017308
MAGA

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>>29017308
It's woman-on-woman Wednesday.

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>>28992361
Because Trixie is kind of easy to write for me.
>>28997365
Same. Until I continued it recently after like three years.
>>28992254
>Trixie pins you to the floor of the tent.
>"C'mon. Let's just talk for a bit."
"Like... about what?"
>Trixie scoffs. "Don't make Trixie get her cards out again."
"Can you get off of me?"
>"Are you willing to-"
"Yes! God damn it, yes! I'll talk with you for a bit!" You already know that Trixie isn't going to let up until you tell her what she wants to hear. "So what do you want to talk about?"
>Trixie reaches into one of her bags and pulls the same deck of cards out. You let out a sigh as you can already tell where this is going.
"Alright, alright, we'll do your little card thing."
>"It's not just a 'little card thing'!" Trixie half sneers at you. "If you must know, it's a very important aspect of Trixie's-" She stops talking immediately after looking down at the deck.
>You just wait for her to say something else, but nothing comes out until the girl's eyes grow wide.
>"What... the hell HAPPENED?"
"What, what is it?"
>Before you can even look back over to her, the girl shoves the deck of cards right in front of your face. "This!" She gasps. "This is what happened!"
"I don't see anything wrong wit them!"
>Trixie gives you a look of disbelief and proceeds to press the deck onto the tip of your nose.
"Hey! Don't do that!"
>"They're bent!"
"...What?"
>"Trixie's cards got bent inside of the bag! The corners are folded in like dog ears!"
"How is that a big deal?!"
>"It is ENTIRELY a big deal!" Trixie slips the cards under her bottom and starts to aggressively sitting on them, desperately grunting with effort. "They are supposed to be perfectly straight!"
"You can still use them just the-"
>"NO! You... CAN'T!"
"Okay, okay..." You back away REALLY quickly.
>But Trixie starts to glare at you again. Her purple eyes lock with yours, and you freeze in place.
>"Well?"

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>>29017562
"Well what?" You gripe. "What the hell do you want me to do?"
>"Help Trixie! She can't perfectly flatten and unbend these cards alone!"
"HELP YOU HOW?!"
>Trixie raises herself off of the tent floor with the cards still flat on the ground. "Put your hands under the cards. And point your fingers onto exactly where the corners are bent."
"Wh-wha..."
>"DO IT!" Trixie balls her hands into fists. "JUST... DO IT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
>Ignoring the angry memeing, you obey in hopes that Trixie doesn't fucking murder you.
>Without even the slightest hesitation, Trixie plants her butt right into your hands with the cards in between. Your face turns bright red as this happens.
>And you begin to nervously stutter.
>"Shut up and press the creases flat!" Trixie orders with a bit more desperation in her voice. "And don't you dare think dirty thoughts about Trixie!"
>Aside her caring about the cards WAAAAY too much, you're starting to find yourself convinced that Trixie may be doing this on purpose.
>You're having more and more trouble beliving that this is genuine as this goes on.
>Trixie presses herself down into your hands with your fingers pushing back up into her soft cheeks.
>The effort you put into resisting a boner is fruitless.
>Especially when Trixie begins to bounce up and down.
>"Please don't be ruined. Please, please, please, please." Her ass mashes down onto your hands with each "please".
"Why are you doing this?" You utter out a few garbles words.
>"SHH!"
>After another thirty seconds or so of this, Trixie lifts off of you and examines the cards in her hand.
>Face away from her to hide the boner in your pants.
>"No, no, no, no no NO!" Trixie raises her voice. "They're even more bent than before!"

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>>29017574
>Turn your head towards the girl to find her using her own trembling fingers to try and straighten out the cards. Her face slightly contorts, and she begins to quietly groan.
>"N-no..." Trixie's voice decreases to a quiet croak.
>Actual tears eventually form in her eyes, to your surprise.

>>28979942
That's for you to decide. What happens next?

>>29017562
Yes

>>29017581
The dream sequence becomes a real thing. Redux edition.

>>29017581
Seconding this >>29017608
This story needs more Trixie lewd.

>>29017640
Well...cannon lewd anyways.

>>29017657
Hell yeah cannon lewd. Trixie does lewd things with Anon's cannon.

>>29017669
This also works.

>>29017608
>>29017640
>>29017657
>>29017669
>>29017682
This but we make Trixie not sad anymore>>29017581