What pickup line would you use on her?

ayy bby u wan sum fuk?

>>28973234
this would work

wanna make your marefriend jealous?

i'll fucking murder you bitch

>>28973227
>"Allahu Akbar!"
I then rape her.

>>28973227
Hey this party is shit let's go get some burgers

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>>28973227
>I want to slit your throat
Gets me all the bitches.

>>28973227
A bass line, obviously

This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.

>>28973227
are you sure you prefer playing that over a drum? cause you sure look like youd be good at banging.

its so fucking lame it hurts

>>28973279
lemme fix
>i bet that cello isnt the only hard, big wood between your legs

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>>28973234
>>28973243
>>28973257
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>>28973274
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>>28973279
>>28973294
>>28973306

>>28973327
oh god those eyes
i wanna fuck that hot donk ass while shes giving me that look

Ay bitch play my skin flute

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>>28973340

I want Cocktavia to fuck me in the ass.

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>>28973227

Swallow this pill and I'll show you how deep my rabbit hole goes

>>28973227
Nice bowtie, wanna fuck?

How about I strum your G-string.

Well Cello there, beautiful

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>>28973497

"Your musical talent is quite beautiful, ma'am. It would be an honor to have you play at my brother's wedding next week."

And hook up from there.

>>28973227
I used to mount donkeys back in my world, you know?

>>28974196
This desu senpai

>>28974196
The fuck is that. That's like asking a waitress to wait tables for your brother's wedding.

0/10 pickup line

>>28974274
Don't be fucking retarded.

Ever heard of subtlety?

>>28974274
>That's like asking a waitress to wait tables for your brother's wedding.

wew

>>28974297
Now you fucked up, because that's her job, not her hobby. There's two scenarios now:
1. You're implying that she should be doing it for free. Women get turned on when people ask them to do shit for exposure.
2. You're paying her. This is now a business transaction. Romance flies out the window.

>>28974375
Now you're just making assumptions about her personality.

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You had me at Cello.

Beautiful mares are treble.

Are you a fermata? Because I feel a need to hold you.

I'm not a guy to string a mare along. Let's give it a shot, and if we don't strike a chord you can Bach out and return to soloing.

I can ignore such a sharp dressed mare. What say we go back to my flat and get a bit natural?

>>28973227
Can I put my foreskin seasons to your Vulvaldi?

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I like you

>>28974814
Fucking nailed it.
She's furiously winking now.

what about

I rape you

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>>28973227
>What pickup line would you use on her?
Nice fiddle.

>>28973227

Fancy a shag and a pint ' laga?

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>>28973227
Hey there, can I pluck your g string?

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>>28973227
Come with me, and together; we shall compose a symphony the rivals the radiance and depth of the stars.

Let me help you hit those high notes

>>28973227
she's music-ish so it's gotta be a shitty poem.

flowers give smiles
clovers give luck
AYY BBY
U WNT SUM FK?

>Recite a corny love poem
>She speaks
>"OI, ZATS THE SWEETISHT SHITE I EVAR 'EARD! U WONA SHAG SUMTIME?"
What do?

>>28975167
>"U WONA SHAG SUMTIME?"
>What do?
probably SHAG SUMTIME

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>>28975167
>what do
Hammer that donk pussi with more destructive force than that involved in the formation of a supermassive black hole.

>>28975487
U WOT

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>>28973227
lets fuck
you be the dominant
I'll be the subdominant

>>28973227
What do you say if I play you like a dam fiddle?

>>28973227
"does this smell like chloroform?"

>>28973227
You had me at cello.

>>28976177
Oh come now, chloroform is so yesteryear.
>"Does this smell like ether?"

nice ass

>>28973234
fpbp

>>28976195
Can't beat the classics anon.

>>28976177
>>28976355
Or those digits.

>>28973227
"Well, that was another great performance, Tavi. Tell you what, you've earned night out, my treat."