Hi Anon! I'm holding your drink for you!

Where can I buy this?

a personality so flat you can put a glass on it

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>>28966946
Hi, Hi Anon! I'm holding your electronic device for you!

I want annoying Cadence green because I'm too lazy to find it.

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>>28966961

>Cadence is useful for something

>>28966946
am i misreading that or did op fall for the giftcard meme

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Hi Anon! I'm helping you play blackjack!

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>>28966961

>>28967057
blackjack is a pretty shitty game so can it really be called helping when the only winning movie is not to play

>>28967057
>Cadance appears in every household item
>"I've become one with your reality, Anon!"
That would be horrifying.

And yet, satisfying when I see her face at the bottom of my toilet bowl when I'm about to expel evil most foul.

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>>28967069

I like blackjack.

I hate Cadence, though.

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>>28967081

>Cadence as bottom of my toilet bowl

>>28967081
>candy ass is slowly breaking into our reality to say hi the more we meme her
The memes Jack!

>>28967081
>cadence's face is now on your door mat, the bottom of the garbage can, and on your tissues and toilet paper.

>>28966946
>Shitposting IRL
Genious

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>>28967108
>you take the top off your fleshlight
>"Hi Anon!"

Does anyone have the HI ANON Cadance face uncropped?

(If such a thing even exists)

I need it for decent reasons.

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>>28967123

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>>28967123
>cadance is in your oven
>"Anon your German cookware is nice but it's getting hot in here"

>>28967122
pic related

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>>28967159

I would prefer the Griffons for that.

>>28967082

What if Cadence was a hooker?

Blackjack and hookers go well together.

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>>28966946
>roleplaying as a coaster

Hold on, I've got a level 6 Sandwich around here somewhere

>>28967195

I thought she already is?

>>28967159
>oven
>German

>>28967238

Why?

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>>28967081

>>28967280

Thanks for ruining coffee for me.

>>28967282
>not enjoying your cup of Cadence in the morning

>>28967250
Can you not see for yourself?

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>>28967282
Finally you see why tea is superior!

>>28967303
You said you were going to leave so hop to it

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>>28967303
Get out and take your hot leaf juice with you.

>>28966946
jokes on you, that's actually my piss

>>28967018
>says the town's bicycle

>>28967303
I bet she enjoys a good old tea-bagging

>>28967303
Who is this horse?

>>28967590
I like to know too.

>>28967590
British national horse.
Probably has a name but I don't know hers.

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>>28967069
>shitty game
>the only playing card game beyond solitaire that is even worth playing

>>28967708
Obviously her name is Bing Bong.

>>28966946
You guys have no idea how much seeing that shitty meme again warmed my hearth.
#MakeCadencePostingGreatAgain

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>>28967729
Hi anon, I used your cat's entrails to make cello strings.

>>28967742
jokes on you, I turned Vinyl into my cat

>>28967303
Tea is okay.
Good for relaxing.
Coffee is for getting shit done.

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>>28967708

>>28967884
No tea is garbage. Coffee is good for both of those things.

>>28967899
>>28967303
Brit horse is top cute

>>28967303
It's a superior addition of our harbors

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>>28967925
>He has an opinion that differs from mine.
I can't believe people still do this.

>>28967303
Fuckoff back to london!

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How many of you would want to live your life with Condense?
Waking every day to pic related and loud&cheerful 'HI ANON!'.
Her constantly messing your shit up in most ridiculous ways.
Getting together into crazy hi-jinks.
Would you live your life with this horse?
I would.

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>>28968036
Same.
HI ANON Cadence seems fun.

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>>28968036
I'd probably kill her or myself by the end of the week. I actually like her but I need alone time or the madness will descend.

>>28967953
Hence why Britannia is best pone

>>28968083
Can we just remake HI ANON Cadence into her own pony? Remove the wings, change up the mane style a bit, round off her snout...

>>28968191
This

>>28968191
Autism.

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>>28966946
this one actually made me laugh

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>>28968191
HI ANON!
I WANT TO DIE ANON!

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>>28967303
Fuck, those eyes can rival Rarity's and Sunset's pony eyes. What's the name of this horse? Any porn?

>>28968564
Nevermind, I read the thread.

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>>28968440
BLAST IT, WINDOWS

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>>28968564
>He doesn't know about Britannia
Sadly not

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>>28968440
What has science wrought.

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>>28968440
But how will she hold the peetzer now?

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>>28968631
She has the technology.

>>28968658
Goddamn it anon, your ruining my perfectly good pair of sides.

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>>28968658
Jesus Christ, how far will it go?!

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>>28968658
Why does pink trash milf have my peezer?

>>28968036
Imagine all the peetzer you could eat together...

I want a Cadance with benefits

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>>28968658
>that file name

>>28967081
>Cadance then becomes your shit

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>>28969010
No.

>>28969010
Offbyone Kenobi ain't gettin' no damn peetzer 'night.

>>28970173
>Off by one
That's off by ten.

>>28970265
Then Imma gonna go out back and drink bleach for failure ^:)

>>28970274
See you in equestria m8

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>>28967303
>tea is superior
>tea
>superior

Anyone remember that green where candance became anon's penis?

>>28968658
She's a walking, talking meme, capable of shitposting at the speed of light. Truely our greatest creation.

>>28967081
Makes me think of those pictures where Sonic turns into a toilet

>>28967303
Fuck off, Britbong.
You sent your prisoners here, and they made a first world country.
Then you made them fight in your two biggest wars. Fuck, double our soldiers died in WWII than your nation, you ungrateful fuck.
Sure, we had less casualties in WWI, but our population had less that 5 million back then, for fucks sake.

Fuck your tea, fuck your country, and fuck you.
Australia drinks coffee, and we're fucking proud of it.

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>>28967303
>tea is superior
>tea
>superior
Yep, you just triggered America.

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>>28966961

>>28971090
>proud of drinking a specific beverage.
Wew, Australia must be pretty shit if that's the case.

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>>28970162

I really miss that phone. :(

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>>28971090
>Implying it was the teapot's fault for everything in Australia

>>28971880
it is pretty shit but we are more likely to brag about drinking beer on account of we have shit taste

a cadance every now and then is quite nice.

>>28967082
>poor and shitty man's poker
Kys

>HI ANON!
>ANON LOOK
>LOOK AT ME DANCING ANON
https://youtu.be/tRDDIZpN7ok?t=1m47s

>>28973045
God, this is lazier animated than anime. My poor world has been shattered.

>>28973051

Dexter's Lab was awesome and if you disagree, then you are a faggot.

Theres no Britania porn because its creator royally sperged out about it on Derpi and got it removed

And thats why Canni the german conmascot is way better

>>28974243
Why the fuck are you bumping this shitpost?

>>28974262
didnt read the tab

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>>28974262
For fun!

>>28974262
why not?

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>>28974262
Better than this glimmerfaggotry.

Peetzer horse is funner than shit poop faggot twilight clone.

I dont really have anything against Glimglam, but this >>28975467
Condense will always have a spot in my heart.
Maybe Ill start greentexting in those threads when Ill get better at it.