WE GET IT YOU LIKE BOOKS

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>>28962839
WE GET IT YOU LIKE STUFFING HAYBURGERS DOWN YOUR THROAT LIKE YOUR BROTHERS COCK!

>>28962839
Good to know we're on the same page

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>>28962839
READ THIS YOU LITTLE WHORSE

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>>28962839
She likes rape, too

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I want to bul!y twiggles, sexually

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>>28962839
>saving large.png three times
Can't get much worse than this.

>>28962839
If I could have one interaction with Twilight, just one, I'd love it to be about my disdain for reading. I want her to ask me about my favorite books and just see the reaction from her as I tell her I don't have one cause I don't like reading at all. And it's not to troll her, I legitimately hate reading.

I figure she'd of course be shocked but then would just let it pass because we're both adults, but at the same time I wish she'd pursue it trying to convince me I'm wrong.

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>>28962839
>wake up
>see this

What do?

>>28963040
Cuddle her as she squirms trying to battle her wild desire to rut

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>>28963056

>>28962839
YES
>proceed to rip out pages and stuff in mouth, maintaining eye contact all the while

>>28963198
Twi fight the urge

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>>28963252
No

>>28962975
>I legitimately hate reading.
What are you, gay?

>>28964125
No, quite the opposite. Cause Reading is gay

>>28964125
I'm surprised he read your response, but not surprised by his purposeless mid-sentence capitalisation.

>>28963040
>rape with consent

>>28964140
My phone does that sometimes and I can't be bothered to switch it.

>>28964158
This is why people say phoneposters are cancer.

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>>28963481
>no glow on the horn
This triggers my autism

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Be careful travelling to Equestria. Non-citizens have virtually no rights and mares are horny as fuck, you WILL become a rape victim if you fail to defend yourself.

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>>28962839
Tbph I wouldn't mind the show having her sperg out about books again.

>>28964176
Yeah well so's your mom

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>>28963040
stabby stab stab stab

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WE GET IT YOU'RE THE FRIENDSHIP PRINCESS

>>28962975
>>28964132
I suddenly started hearing "Women are stupid and I don't respect them" in my head.

So, what exactly do you hate about reading? I mean, I can understand not being into it, but outright hating it is something naturally associated with children.

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>>28964438
Not them but it's a lot less relevant than it used to be. The modern economy puts more emphasis on technical skill and less on eloquence and social ability. Even if they're still necessary, you don't need to develop them as much to get by. Additionally, there's a lot of empty or misleading material that gets published, so it's easy to spend most of your time reading without really learning anything. On top of this, there are people who still assume all books will automatically make them smarter than they were before, so if you find someone who considers reading their main hobby, it's entirely possible for them to be an idiot who gets preachy about how great books are. I personally know two people like that and I don't have a large social circle. It's great that Twilight loves books but if she could just hit ctrl+F whenever she needs information, she'd probably be wasting her time.

>>28964388
Read more about rushing A faggot, go long

>>28964518
I agree in almost all counts, but I still don't understand why that'd make him *hate* reading. Yes, books aren't magical artifacts that'll make you smarter, and many actually outright feed you lies. Yes, there's obnoxious pricks who will use any socially acceptable excuse to convince themselves of their superiority to hide from their own insecurities. That doesn't make books something to hate, I think.

Books are like any other media. There isn't much of a difference between watching a (usually very padded and slow-paced) documentary about something, and reading a book about the topic. You might be surprised at how misleading some documentaries can be. That said, depending on your reading speed, you can easily read a book with a lot more content on the subject in less time than it takes to watch the watered down documentary made to appeal to the masses.

Once you talk about fiction books and fiction shows or movies, it's all personal taste. Saying you hate reading would be like saying you hate movies or TV. I can perfectly understand not being into those. Hating them feels exaggerated. There's the usual "the book was better" which sounds very pretentious to many... which very likely haven't ever read a book that has had a movie made out of it. Because movies can't last long enough to show *all* the cool scenes and dialogue. Things are sometimes played up or down regardless of their importance to the plot, simply to appeal to the masses: More explosions, more sex, or less blood and less sex so that the children can pay for a ticket too.

When I was young, I used to read a lot, and while I don't think it made me smarter, since it was mostly fiction anyways, it sort of made me genre savvy enough to avoid stuff other children stumbled with at that age. It's also a very good tool to learn another language, which is why I can communicate with you now, and enjoy the internet as a whole. I don't read books at all anymore, though. Lost my taste for them.

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your book is too small for her

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>>28962839
We need more cute Twilight fics

>>28962928
kys. sexually.

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>>28963040
Satisfy her, at once. Lest pic related occur.

>>28965163
>>28964518
>>28964438
School basically made me hate reading. I never enjoyed it to begin with, and school (understandably so) emphasized it so hard in so many ways it completely turned me off to it. I never enjoyed anything I read in high school nor college either. I can't get into it. Secretly i'm jealous of people that love to read, I know it's supposed to be good for you, but I cannot get into it at all. I'm a stickler for getting the scene right, and when they try to describe a scene, environment or character, I have to reread the same paragraphs over and over until basically I'm already sick of what I'm reading. Its not the books fault, but I still don't enjoy it.

I guess what I'm actually resentful of is how much people harp on doing it.

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>>28962941
i feel like im gonna need this sometime

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>>28965530
Holly shit, thats cute af.

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>>28962839
>see this

What do?

>>28965795
jump on top of her and lock her in a night-long cuddle and kiss torture

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What the flying fuck is this? The cute Twilight thread?!

>>28962910
Why do I get the feeling that Twiggles and Hermaeus Mora would be like best buds?

>>28965729
Interesting. Ever read any Orwell, Hemingway, or Steinbeck?

>>28966015
If I did I don't recall. I simply know of the books like of mice and men and grapes of wrath. But I don't remember if I ever read them because if I did it wasn't by choice.

All I can remember reading was white fang, red badge of courage, Tom Clancy's Rainbow six, and the Congo. Idk why those are the only ones I can recall.

>>28966066
Based on that, I highly recommend All Quiet on the Western Front, The Killer Angels, and For Whom the Bell Tolls.

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that pony sure does love books

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>>28965795

>>28962839
have you ever met a knoweldge lover anon

its perfectly sensible for her to talk about books just as much as rarity talks about dresses, applejack apples or fluttershy discords cock

>>28965729
well dang thats a shame
interesting to hear about your reasons though better then most peoples reasons for not reading at least

>>28965795
Read a book with her

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>>28965795
Sex until we can't sex no more

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>>28966638

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>>28966638
>>28966644
I want to hug her tight and snuggle her while she squirms and tries to fuck me.

>>28966638
wtf is that from?

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>>28966673
Now shes sick

>>28966689
The most amateur movie ever

>>28966575
And at least I admit it. That's why I think a conversation with Twilight on the subject would be interesting to gauge her reaction.

I would love to troll her about how the movie version of whatever she's reading is better. Even if it was an encyclopedia

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>>28962839
Why do people like this piece of shit again?

>>28966926
because she likes books

>>28966926
Because she is cute and nice you fucking fucktard fuck

>>28966926
Because you touch yourself at night.

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>>28966926
She's best horse you fag

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>>28966926
Some like her personality, others like her actions.

I like her looks. I think she's sexy.

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>>28966926

>Because they can relate to her

>>28962975
>I hate reading
>Perfect grammar in post
>Has to proof-read or just has adequate English proficiency
>Browsing a Taiwanese surgery website where one must read in order to communicate with others
Something doesn't add up

>>28967140
Just because I detest reading doesn't mean I can't, I'm at least a learned enough individual to use grammar properly. I just don't like doing it anymore than I absolutely have to. I liked the Lord of the Rings movies, but if you set the books in front of me I'd tell you to shove them up your ass because I have no interest in reading it, no matter how many details the movies gloss over. Hell I tend to skip over long greentext threads simply because I don't want to read them. And also the stories I do read are such generic trash.

But I will give smut a chance.

>>28967184
Why smut?

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>>28962839
Why can't she try and fail to do normie stuff again? Books were only a small part of that.

It's because of "princess stuff" isn't it.

>>28967404
>all using hooves
She really took to heart that "doing things the earth pony way" didn't she?

>>28967297
Besides being a degenerate, sometimes the stories find a way to not take themselves too seriously and can be enjoyable. I'm not talking 50 Shades of Grey, I mean short one shots on here.

>>28967414
Yep. No toilet paper that whole week.

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>>28967414
>the animators giving a shit
F

>>28967404
>Can't even dress herself

That's excusable. Ponies aren't supposed to wear clothes.

>>28967526
Horses don't need toilet paper.

>>28967540
I just realized something about this. Rarity isn't covering up her would-be chest tits, she's bracing her other leg to make sure it doesn't uncover her lower bits.

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>>28962839
Before you became a Twifag who was your waifu?

Former Lunafag here

>>28966689
Some folks went on to make an mlp themed porno, it was hillariously bad.

>>28968375
No she's covering both.

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>>28967404

>>28962839
WE GET IT YOU VAPE

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>>28965819
>be Hermaeus Mora
>reading about the Godhead's dick
>someone enters Apocrypha
>notthisshitagain.jpg
>go to give them the usual lines about finding the hidden knowledge
>they're a fucking bright purple horse
>tfw

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>>28966926
Because I have no life

>>28968487
Fluttershy. The transition was odd and somewhat drawn out. There was a time that I liked both equally back in 2012-2013, and I'd clop to ship pics of them together. She's still second best pone for me, though.

>>28968994
>Twilight's_leg_day.webm

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