Strange Waifu Thread

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>>28959633

I don't remember what pastebin it was, but there was a story about a Dullahan named Somber Beacon.
If anyone can find it that'd be awesome.

>>28959967
Yeah I've read that one before never finished it though

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Here's some thick, juicy fruit

>>28959633
is this for rape?

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/mlp/ is deeeeeeeaaaaad.

Everyone grab your waifu and get out.

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>>28961834
But there are so many strange waifu's.

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Might as well dump before sleep.

>>28959633
This general is dead. Let sleeping dogs lie.

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>>28961922
Yea it is.
You still got the pastebins lying around?
Might as well drop it with the archives.

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Dead as fuck.

>>28961922
Dubs of truth, and it's a shitty truth. Ah well, guess I'll need to consider taking my stories out back behind the barn and putting them out of their misery.

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>>28962429
>>28962436
best toilet

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>>28962529
Jargon plz.
Stay happy

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>>28961967
Sheeet, I didn't see your post. Here yah go.

http://pastebin.com/u/Festizio

I won't say the main stories are getting a definite axe, but I'm going to focus on other hobbies, with the little time I get, on my free time. If this place does get a sudden resurgence, I'll be more than happy to continue them especially since I have a high probability of getting a job somewhat soon and out in the middle of fuck-nowhere, so I'll have to find plenty of things to do on off time.

In the meantime, here's a pic for the fellerz who liked the idea of Tohorchid. Here we can see she's defending a village n' castle from what appears to be an ill tempered knock off Tentacruel that was unintentional till someone pointed out, I swear.

>>28962673
Good to hear stuff are going well.
Though I don't think this place is going to get revived, its pretty dead.
Anyway thanks for the bin.
Happy days faggot.

>>28962673
Dayum Orchid is looks badass like that.

>>28959967
Here ya go
http://pastebin.com/HD9RxCUh

>>28959938
Is that Ana?

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Shiut, another strange waifu thread. It's getting to that cosy time of the semester when all your projects are done. Bet i'll be able to write some more Blossomthing soon.

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>Your waifu will never live inside of you.
>It's a sad life.
>For you.

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>tfw only one fic ever existing of Alp-Luachra pones
And I have no excuse for complaining because I want to write but don't.

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>tfw only 3 images.
You are currently looking at all available Alp-p0ne pictures ever, to my knowledge.
A melancholy feel, isn't it?

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>>28964712
>>28964719
>>28964726
>intestinal parasite waifu

>>28964732
>parasite
Given the whole 'protect you from poison' thing she's arguably a symbiote.

>>28964866
>can induce hunger/vomiting
pass.

>>28964890
That's why you actually try to be nice to your waifu, Anon.

Did the guy writeing the symbiote pone fic ever return, or did the meds fry his brains?

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Bump

>>28965002
Dude, I'll sink it into just about anything that's not human.

I just draw the line at shit living inside me.

>>28960483
This is even better when your computer loads the image slowly from top to bottom.

>>28961913
>pls do not walk on me ok thank you

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>>28962429
Lol, what is this?

>>28966913
i would like to make her that happy

>>28967932
Just relax and say "ahhhh".

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>>28966991
Talking snekfilly going about doing stuff would be adorable, damnit I want more snek.

>>28959633
It is long past time for this thread to die. It was peacefully dead for a while. Just let this raggedy-ass zombie thread drop off the board.

>>28968894
no

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>>28969221
And you've summoned Spider-Man.

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>>28969255
Spider-Man?!

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>>28969361
Spider-Man.

>>28964625
You are the hero I've been looking for! Please for the love of thingaling, keep writing you glorious contortionist fag.

>>28962673
Whoa glad she's on our side. Wonder what happened to the Orchid writefag

>>28962700
Thanks and likewise, negro. Yeah looks to be that way, but this is really the only thread I frequently visit on /mlp/ and it was my first. Hate to see it go so I'll give a bit of optimism to the place, even if it's all for not.

>>28963228
Thank ye, bud. In a kaiju eat kaiju world, gotta have some intimidation if she's going to try and stay close to the top.

>>28969785
Indeed, I mean after all we're talking about Sanda levels of benevolence and protection towards humanity here. Same character, just a little more prone to unintentional collateral damage due to an increase of size and destructive power, and she'd hate herself after everytime, even if it's inevitable.

Hope he's still around, probably busy as fug. His story's one of the main reasons I'd hate to see this place disappear.

crosspostan a strange waifu short
>Day gratitude in Equestira
>Be Anon, human.
>Be in Equestria, at your very messy house in Canterlot.
>Feel sick from eating too much at thanksgiving yesterday.
"Urgh, I feel sick."
>There is a clattering sound.
>When you turn to see what it is you find that there is a big chunk of leftovers from yesterday that got left out crawling towards you.
>That's not normal.
>"Don't get up, you need your rest."
>The hunk of bird meat gently pushes you back onto your couch with a drumstick.
>It then pulls your blanket back over you making sure you're tucked in comfortably.
>"There, now you just wait there and I'll get you something to eat."
>It leaves towards your kitchen and you can hear sounds of cooking.
>It come back after a while with a bowl of soup.
>"Eat it all dear, you need your strength."
>You try to ask it just what it is and what's going on.
"Who are you? What's going on?"
>"I'm Leftovers and I'm making sure my big boy gets well. Don't worry about a thing, just let mama Lefty take care of everything."
>You never expected to be cared for and nursed back to health by a motherly pile of leftover meat, but here you are.
>You're thankful that living with these ponies has gotten you used enough to weird shit that this isn't a major shock.

>>28970485
>inb4 Badumsquish draws it...

>>28970485
>That's not normal
But Immah damn well try to treat it like it's normal.

Fuck the stuffing out of it. You know you want to.

>>28971076
Stick in her meat flaps.
>"Yes Anon, baste my insides with your special creamy sauce!"
>>28970539
That would be awesome.

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>>28970539
>Badumsquish
That man is like some sort of strange waifu demigod.

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Headless horse.

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Headless horse with head.

>>28971111
pinkie is a strange on her own

>>28971591
how'd she lose her head

>>28973351
booped too hard.