I want to invite Celestia on a date and show up

>>28958263
>she immediately shoots you down because why the fuck would royalty want to go on a date with an alien monkey

>>28958263
I want to invite Celestia on a date and show off

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>>28958263
I want to invite Celestia to a D&D night and share a good laugh when she almost kills off the entire party with four d20 critical fails in a row

I want to snuggle Celestia

>>28958311
How content is Celestia to mingle with commoners? She doesn't mind ponies calling her "Your Highness" or "Your Majesty", and rides around on a throne pulled by guards. But at the same time, she wants ponies to relax around her.

>>28958263
i want a relationship with celestia, but the kind where shes the "masculine" one.
i want her to take me on a date, to hug and cuddle me, to bite my ear gently.

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I want to date rape her

>>28958311
Because humans last in bed for more than 5 seconds?

>>28958263
L-Lewd

>>28960275
She's at the very least over a thousand years old, I doubt she gives much of a shit over trivial things like that anymore.

>>28960057
I want to call her "my Queen" while she sexually dominates me

>>28960327
>both things that would never happen

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>>28960327

>>28958263
Woah there nelly, take it back a notch.

>>28960057

I think, after so many years of trying, she's accepted that she can't make ponies treat her like just another pony. So she makes some concessions.

I want to hold her hoof in my hand as she lowers the sun.

>>28960314

Because you're the only person in Equestria who treats her like a normal pony and not some kind of god?

I dunno

I'd get pretty tired of people calling me "your highness" 24/7

>>28960715
>implying she wouldn't find you directly addressing her by name as disrespectful

>>28958485
Thx anon

I want to show up and tell her the plan to crush Luna's spirit worked.

>>28960109
I'm not sure why, but I like that picture. A lot.

>>28958263

>>28962144
>you will never hold her down and have your way with her

>>28958263