You wake up as a foal in Equestria... wait! Your a fucking foal! IN EQUESTRIA! Holy shit man! HOLY SHIT MAN! I guess it's time for some fucking wish fulfillment then. Welp, before I can let you loose to fuck around there are a few questions you need to answer.
>Name:
>Race:
Race- Eef, Birb, Unicorn, Jew, etc...
>Special Talent
I'll be using a d20 for this CYOA.
>>28945501
>Name: Anonfilly
>Race: Unicorn
>Special Talent: Meme Magic ^:^)
>>28945512
Alrighty then. This is probably the last time you'll hear my voice. Welp. Get the fuck out of my house so I can jack off.
>You pass out
>In what feels like several hours later, you awake
>Looks like your in the center of Ponyville
>You hear a faggots voice booming from the heavens
Alright faggot. Type in a command.
Ex. Go to Purple Bitches tree
Ex. Equip .44 RevolverPerk added: Meme Magic-+2 to all rolls
>>28945544>Meme Magic-+2 to all rollsNoice
Go to Lavender Twat's castle.
>>28945553
>You trot to Purple Smarts castle... the doors seem awfully heavy...and big.. 4 U
>A smol filly unicorn could probably use myyyyaaaaggggic to open the heavy doors
molest anyone that gets in range
>>28945567
Use the reflective surface of the castle to see what i look like before opening the BIG DOORS
Rolling for foals stats
I'm using a d10
>HP: 3
>Stamina: 8
>Mana: 9
Find the CMC and play a nice round of >rape
>>28945579
Aaaand we've already shot ourselves in the hoof.What if we don't have a dick anymore, Anon? What then?
>>28945579
>You remember the CMC, they were always so cute and... well... desirable
>You trot to AJ's farm
>Looks like you can see the club house from here
>You here a faggots voice boom down from the heavens
So yeah, are you really gonna do this? If so I'll put down my sandwich and grab some lube.
>>28945589
"Nah."
Go find a mirror.
>>28945589
find some darkness so we can cast magic missile at it
>>28945589
Earn their trust and initiate the sexuals when they feel safe
>>28945589
Let's also find some colts or stallions to play around with.
>>28945596
>rolled 3
>You enter the club house...
>Yup, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Flightless Bird...
>Applebloom approaches you
"heya there, I don't think A've seen you around Ponyville before!"
>She beams a great big smileI roll to see which post I use unless 2 or more posts are the same. Ex. 3 posters-d3.
>>28945610
"Hi, i'm Anonfilly!"
Look around for a mirror.
Pray to Kek that i don't end up looding the fillies.
>>28945610
"Hey girls, want to play fun game?"
>>28945610
holy shit a talking horse
>>28945617
>rolled 2
>You ask them a question...
Rolling for speech...
Rolled 12+2=14
14
"Sure, maybe we can even get our cutie marks!"
The other fillies bounce in glee and squeal...
>>28945623
Some colts could help make the game even more fun.
>>28945623
play a game of "steal magical artifacts from twilight's castle"
>>28945623
try to get a cutie mark in a2m
>>28945623
Play anon-lewdgame with them.
>>28945645
Welp
This is fine
Keep speaking about the heist of the century.
it's not stealing
it's a scavenger hunt
>>28945632
>rolled 2 out of 4
>You propose the heist of the century...
>The man who sold the world begins to play in your head...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g [Embed]
Rolling for speech...
Rolled 9
9+2
11
>The CMC seem offended
>Applebloom pipes up
"Now listen hear! Ah'd never steal from a friend of muh big sis!"
>You hear a faggots voice boom from the heavens
Sorry, needed to fix som shit.
>>28945654
it's not stealing
it's a scavenger huntreposting
>>28945654
>Welp
>This is fine
>Keep speaking about the heist of the century.Also Reposting.
>>28945654
"Is it stealing if we intend to return them?"
ofc this is a lie
>>28945657
>Rolled 2 out of 3
>You keep rambling about the heist of the century...
>You just say stuff like "Man, it's gonna be sick as fuck." and "Bro, we're gonna have sharks with lasers!"
Rolling for speech...
Rolled 13
13+2
15
>The CMC seem slightly impressed
>Scootaloo pipes up
"Will it make me cool like Rainbow Dash?"
>>28945666
Shake head vigorously and make noises of confirmation.Hi Satan.
>>28945666
>Rainbow Dash
who?
>>28945666
you'll be 20% cooler than rainbow dash
now come on times wasting
>>28945672
>Rolled 1 of 2
>You shake your head with great vigor while making noises of confirmation
>The CMC have joined your party
Hey faggot, are you gonna rob Purple Bitch? I'll get some popcorn if you are.
>>28945673
I'm sorry but this doesn't count as a command.
Companions
Sweetie Belle:
HP-8
Stamina-10
Mana-4
Applebloom:
HP- 8
Stamina- 1
Stamina- 1
Scootaloo:
HP-6
Stamina-9
Mana-8
>>28945684
we should get some disgu- costumes first......because.....
it'll make it more fun
Yeah! costumes will make this a lot more fun.
>>28945684
We should try to get into Twilight's room and look for her personal toys. They'd probably be awesome.
>>28945684
Seconding >>28945692
>>28945692
>>28945703
Two of the same post overides a single different post. No rolling needed.
>You propose dis- I mean... err... costumes! Yeah...
>Sweetie Bell bounces with joy
"Hey! We could get costumes from my sister Rarity's dress shop!"
>>28945708
perfect
lead the way squeaky
>>28945708
Neat. Then i guess i'm gonna second >>28945715.
>>28945715
>>28945725
>You ask her to lead the way
>The party marches into Rarity's Boutique
>You look around and see all sorts of odd clothing
>You hear a buzzing sound from upstairs
>>28945734
>You hear a buzzing sound from upstairs
INVESTIGATE stealthily.
>>28945734
listen for a bit
>>28945738
Rolling for stealth...
Rolled 18
18+2=20
>You sneak up the the stairs stealthily
>You peek into Rarity's room and see her masturbating with a vibrator
>You feel a tad bit horny
>>28945748
>You listen...
>It must have several speeds...
>>28945753
wewf lad.
Stay stealthy.
>>28945753
See if there are any toys nearby we could grab.
>>28945761
>Rolled 2 out of 2
>You scan the room and see a few toys...
-Black Destroyer
-Anal Beads
-Vibrator
>Going for any of them may be a risk...
>Rarity is masturbating with the vibrator
>Rarity moans into her pillows and reaches down to mold her crotch tits...
>>28945767
>Black DestroyerGODDAMN
Sneak to it, get it, and sneak back out.
>>28945767
Let's try out our magic and grab them all.
>>28945767
help Rarity masturbate
shove the anal beads deep inside her
>>28945769
>Rolled 1 of 3
Rolling for stealth...
Rolled 17
17+2=19
>You sneak across the floor, quiet as a mouse
>You grab the Black Destroyer and crawl back out of the room
Black Destroyer added to inventory
>Rarity squeezes her legs together and lets out a girly squee as she squirts across the room
>Rarity passes out...
>>28945784
Head back downstairs.
>>28945777
CHECKED
>>28945784
Well, if she's passed out, might as well grab the rest of the toys.
>>28945792
>Rolled 1 of 2
>You head back downstairs and meet up wih the CMC
>Sweetie Bell speaks
"Wanna get the costumes now?"
>The CMC slip on ski masks
>>28945808
Well, what is it?Get a Giant Dad mask and search for a Zweihander.
>>28945808
Let's go get them.Equip the Black Destroyer.
>>28945818
>Rolled 2 of 2
>You slip on a Giant Dad Mask and equip the Black Destroyer
>The CMC giggle
>>28945820
Eh. Maybe we'll find one in the loot.
Let's get this done.
Name: Anonfilly
Race: Unicorn
Special Talent: Meme Magic
Weapon: Black Destroyer(Giant Dildo, does 10 damage)
Inventory:
Perks
Meme Magic-+2 to all rolls
PC Stats
HP: 3
Stamina: 8
Mana: 9
>>28945820
alright time to head out
or should we get some suppliessnacksfirst
sugar cube corner should have plenty of good stuff
>>28945830
>Rolled 2 of 2
>The party trots down to Sugercube Corner...
>The party realizes they don't have any bits...
>Maybe there's some other way of getting the snacks...
>>28945832
Stealth has served us well.
Pray to kek for good rolls, then sneak in.
>>28945832
I'm sure there are some very nice stallions around that would help out cute fillies like us. Let's go find some.
>>28945832
just straight up rob the place
ise the black destroyer on anyone try to get put of line
Why the fuck did everyone stop posting so apruptly? Bump
>>28945832
Talk to Tracy Cage for advice or help. If somepony knows how to be a criminal, it is her.
BUMP FOR ADVENTURES AS A FOAL
>>28945847
>Rolled 3 of 4
>You and the CMC trot down to Purple Fuckers place
>You are looking at the heavy as fuck doors...
>You hear a faggots voice boom from the heavens
Sorry, I passed out.
>>28946827
look for a open window to climb through
>>28946827
Begin to scale the tree with our companions. We /mgs/ this place or get raped trying.
>>28946915
>Rolled 1 of 2
>You search around the castle and find a window ajar... you could probably levitate yourself and your party through the window at the cost of some mana...
>>28946935
This CYOA takes place after every episode made public thus far. You are a viewer of MLP that woke up as a foal.
>>28946945
do the levitate thing
>>28946993
>You levitate your party and yourself through the window
-4 Mana
>You feel a bit tired
>You fin d yourself in what looks to be the kitchen
>>28946945
secure the open windowwe wouldn't want someone sneaking in now would we
>>28947040
Loot the fridge.
exploration time
>>28947097
>Rolled 2 of 3
>You open the fridge and loot every thing
+Healing Potion
+Loaf of Bread
+Lubricant
+Mana Potion
+Wine
>name: Xx_Shitlord_xX
>race: Attack Helicopter
>special power: dropping hot sticky loads on others
combine everything together to make some kind of super healing item (and to save on inventory space for the heis- scavenger hunt)
>>28947155
Error... character already made!
>>28947097
>Rolled 2 of 3
>You open the fridge and loot every thing
+Healing Potion
+Loaf of Bread
+Lubricant
+Mana Potion
+Wine
>>28947181
apply lubricant to bottom of hoofs and slide around everywhere because fuck walking
>>28947225
>You put some lubricant to your hooves and slide around like your ice skating... it's actually pretty fuc king cute desu familia
>The CMC giggle and boop you
>>28947302
Alright, enough bullshit. Drink the Mana Potion and sneak into the bedroom of Twinkle Spunkel.
>>28947360
>You dwon the mana potion
>You are at MAX MANA!
>You and the CMC sneak into Purple Smarts room... looks like she's sleeping...
>There's a strange black box across the room
>>28947369
Have the CMC make sure she doesn't wake up. Try to loot the box.
>>28947451
>The CMC giggle and hold their hooves over here ears
>You find a note in the box...
>>28947463
This is my post
>>28947463
Fuck the note. Have the CMC hold the princess down and use the Black Destroyer to obliterate Twilight's horse vagina.
>>28947538
>The CMC hold Purple Smart down
>You angle the Black Destroyer at her cunt and ram it in
>Starlight wakes up and screams in agony
"What's happening!?"
>>28947553
"THIS WAS HOW IT WAS MEANT TO BE"
Have everyone beat the shit out of her while I keep fucking her with the destroyer.
>>28947610
>The CMC refuse to beat her up
>You continue ravaging Starlight...
>Starlight squeals and tries to pull away
>Starlight is getting close...
>>28947706
Wonder exactly why we're doing thi-
Oh. It's Manhorse.
That's why.
Stop.
>>28947766
>You stop the ravaging
>Starlight looks disappointed as she speaks
"Wh-why did you do that!?"
>The CMC seem to be ashamed of themselves
>>28947793
This is my post
>>28947793
Mutter something about voices in your head.
Many, MANY voices, from which your actions seem to be chosen by chance.
Curl up in a ball in a corner and cry.
>>28947811
>You mutter about voics in your head then curl up in a corner and cry
>The CMC reel in sorrow
>Starlight boops you on the snootle
"Hey there, it's okay. What's your name?"
>>28947852
"A-anonf-filly..."
>>28947852
"My name is Jean Valjean."
>>28947895
>Rolled 1 of 2
>You tell her your name
"Oh, my name is Starlight Glimmer."
>Starlight kissu's you on the forhead and throws you on her back
>Starlight trots into another room... this room has a mirror in it... a strange mirror...
>>28947940
Oh fuck no.
Stay the fuck away from the mirror.
>>28947940
run from the room screaming
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA, THE MIRROR IS GOING TO STEAL MY SOUL"
+f Foal in Equestria CYOA
>>28949111
Nice trips.
why is this not in the anonfilly thread
>>28949963
I don't think the mc was intended to be anonfilly but some anon suggested it and it was chosen
qwertyuiopasdfghjkkklzxcvbnm
>>28949111
Trips demand I don't let this sink.
I'll be using this trip from now on if that's alright.
>>28949963
>>28951065
I didn't.
>>28948241
>Rolled 2 of 2
>You run from the room screaming your head off
>Starlight gives chase and fires a beam of magic...
>The beam collides with Sweetie Belle for...(4) damage
>Sweetie Belle is wounded
>Sweetie Belle screams in agony before returning fire
>Sweetie Bells magic beam grazes Starlight
-2 mana
>You run
-1 Stamina
>Starlight screams
"All you had to do was go through the fucking portal!"
>>28951761
stay away from crazy horse
>>28951761
"NO NO NO NO NO"
STAY AWAY
USE MAGIC
AAAAAAAAA
>>28951833
>Rolled 2 of 2
>You run down the hallway and cast a spell of teleportation on you and you party
You manage to teleport yourself and Sweetie Belle out of the castle and to the CMC club house
-4 MANA
>Your horn fizzles!
>Looks like you burnt yourself out
>Your mana is recovering(1/10)When you burn you mana out it will take a while until it can be used again
>Sweetie Belle breaks down and sobs violently
"D-d-do you think they're okay!?"
>>28951898
Whimper because burnout hurts like a motherfucker
"I don't know."
>>28951898
lie there and try not to feel the pain
j/k the pain in unbearable
SUFFER LITTLE FILLY SUFFER
>>28951914
>Rolled 1 of 2
>You whimper, tears welling up in your eyes
>Sweetie Belle buries her head in hooves and continues to sob
"Wha-wha-what are we gonna do? Should we t-t-tell an a-adult?
>Your Mana is recovering(2/10)
>>28951970
"What would they even do? Give Starlight a slap on the hoof and let her go free?"
>>28952002
>You speak...
Nat 10
>"So!? They coulf be dead! We have to do something!"
>Sweetie Belle dashes to the door while sobbing
>Sweetie Belle opens the door and runs outside
>Your mana is recovering(3/10)
>>28952048
goddammit what is with these ponies
keep resting
>>28952048
Goddamnit.
Rest up after closing the door.
>>28952051
>>28952068
>You close the door to block out the cold night air
>you curl up in a cute little filly ball
>You mana recovers faster while asleep
>Your mana is recovering(5/10)Hey I've never played pathfinder or D and D. Does anyone know how the day/night cycle is kept?
>>28952257
more sleeping
dream of horse dongs
>>28952274
>You continue to rest
>You dream of a giant field of horse dongs, they're all ejaculating on you
>You mana is recovering(8/10)
>Morning sets
>>28952310
sleep while rubbing your filly cunt
>>28952319
>While sleeping your hooves wander down to you nethers
>You begin to jill off while sleeping
>Your mana has recovered!
>>28952384
grind your hoof into your clit
>>28945691
ouch applebloom is pretty shit for an earth pony
>>28952441
>You continue to grind your hoof against your clitty
>Your getting close!
>You hear a scream in the distance!
>>28953196
I used a d10 for stats. Applebloom got some p
pretty shit rolls.
>>28954211
Finish first, then investigate.
>>28954266
>You continue rubbing your clitoris...
>You squeal as you squirt femcum all over the floor of the CMC clubhouse!
>It's their problem now...
>You look out the window and see Sweetie Belle running back to the clubhouse shile screaming
>It looks like there's a zombie pony chasing her!
"Anon heeeeelp!"
Wanna use some of your soul to increase your max HP?
>>28954397
Sure whatever, save the only filly to help you with Starlight.
>>28945777
fuck you !
>>28954397
We have a soul? Jokes aside, what would using up some of our soul even do to us?
>>28954802
>You fire a beam of pure magic at the zomponer...
Nat 18
>You make contact with it's neck for (8) damage
>The zomponer shrieks and doubles over, slamming into the ground
>Sweetie Belle runs into the clubhouse while bawling
"It's gonna get us!"
-2 mana
>>28954827
Triggered much?
>>28955019
Just uses up your soul till it's all gone.
>>28955437
close the door then look out window at zompon
>>28956063
>You look out the window...
>The zompon shambles to it's hooves and begins walking to the clubhouse!(1/2)
>Sweetie Bell fires a magic missile at it!
>It misses...
>The zompon moans
>>28956106
magic the fucker right the the jugular
>>28956106
IT'S ALL A DREAM
Proceed to stop time while yellingZA WARUDO
>>28956106
Welp, there's no beating a zompony. Might as well just offer it your filly pussy.
>>28956106hey, now, magic missiles can't miss!
Bar the door, raise the ladder.
>>28956590
>Rolled 3 of 4
>You dash out of the door and offer you filly pussy to the zomponer...
Nat 8
>The zomponer tries to bite but misses!
>Sweetie Belle fires another magic missile!
NAT FUCKING 20
>Sweetie Bell obliterates it's skull completely with her magic missile
>The zomponer has died...
+10 EXP
>>28956778
yay
give Sweetie Belle a celebratory boop
>>28956847
>>28956847
>You boop Sweetie Belle
>She wipes a tear from her eyes
"D-did I do good?"
>>28957105
you did great
a zompon is nothing to mess with and you wrecked his shit
>>28957427
>You utter words of encouragement
>Sweetie Belle perks up and stops sobbing
"Thanks. Now how about we go see to Scoots and Applebloom?"
>Sweetie Belle smiles
>>28957536
sure, but aren't you feeling tired from using so much magic?
>>28957536
Ask why there are zombies around right now.
>>28957536
use meme magic to teleport the other two here
praise KEK for good luck
>>28957630
>Rolled 1 of 3
>You agree and ask
"Well, yeah I am tired but... would you mind going in and rescuing them alone?"
>Sweetie Belle looks nervous
>>28957666
checking satan trips
how about I carry you
that way you can get some rest and we can rescue them together
>>28957755
Thankies for the satan trip checks
>>28957755
>You offer to carry Sweetie Belle...
Nat 7
"Anon.. I think I should just stay here..."
>Sweetie Bell shakes with fear
>You hear moaning in the distance
>>28957797
To bad, we're in this together.
Let's go
>>28957929
>You assert yourself
>NAT 14
>Sweetie Belle agrees with a hint of reluctance
"O-okay... I'll go."
>Sweetie Belle has rejoined the party!
>Sweetie Belle will travel with you until she dies or decides to leave!
...
>The moaning becomes louder and draws nearer!
>The moaning must be coming from zomponies!
>>28958037
How many and how close?
What's our mana levels?
>>28958037
Why are these zomponies here in the first place?
>>28958205
Sweetie Belle is at 1 mana. You are at 9 mana.
Why are you asking me how many there are? I'm just some faggot with the uncanny ability to see Equestria. I'm not even the one who put you here.
>>28958210
I don't know. Ask Steve.
>>28958210
To create tension faggot. This shit was getting kinda boring without a struggle against the environment or other force.
>>28958205
There are 8 zomponies.
>>28958233
Shut the fuck up Andrew, I swear to God I'll banish you to realm seven.
>>28958233
sneak out of the clubhouse and head to...
[last number of post decides]
0-1: Sweet Apple Acres
2-3: Carousel Boutique
4-5: Sugar Cube Corner
6-7: Ponyville School
8-9:onyville Spa
Dub or better: Twilight's Castle
>>28958267
Let's fly to the castle
>>28958267
>You attempt a stealth action...
NAT 16
>You sneak past the horde of zomponies...
>Sweetie Belle attempts a stealth action...
NAT 13
>Sweetie Belle follows...
>You proceed to the ponyville school house!
>You see Big Mac standing outside with a double barrel shotgunWe're using Fallout Equestria logic here.
>Big Mac waves a hoof
"What r' yall fillies doin out at this time!"
>>28958354
Bump before bed. If this doesn't stay alive Steve's going to banish me to a realm filled with niggers and jews.
>>28958361
Your dam right I will.
>>28958363
>>28958366
sageing this thread as hard as I cansee you in hell Andrew
>>28958363
Woah there hombre. If you lay a finger on Andrew I'll toss you into the shadow realm. Don't forget I'm the most powerful being in OUR universe.
>>28958363
You'll be fine. Re-post the last quest update so the wonderful Anons can enjoy their quest/cyoa... I forgot you can't see past the 7th layer. Oh well, don't worry about the "Anons". There is only Anonfilly.
>>28958435
Thanks Fetishyfaggot.
>>28958354
>You attempt a stealth action...
NAT 16
>You sneak past the horde of zomponies...
>Sweetie Belle attempts a stealth action...
NAT 13
>Sweetie Belle follows...
>You proceed to the ponyville school house!
>You see Big Mac standing outside with a double barrel shotgun
We're using Fallout Equestria logic here.
>Big Mac waves a hoof
"What r' yall fillies doin out at this time!"
Keeping the autism alive
Fucking bump, G.
>>28959549
>>28960635
>>28961431
I expected this to be dead. Can you post actions for >>28958436 so I can keep running the CYOA?
>>28961595
Sure.
>>28958436
We're looking for some hot studs to rock our filly sized worlds.
>>28961623
>You speak sarcastically
"Ah don't appreciate yer sarcasm. Now get inta thu school house for ye get ate by one ah them zomponers."
>Big Mac glances back at the boarded up windows
>>28961691
but scootaloo and applebloom are in danger
we can't just leave them
>>28961691
>You attempt a speech check...
NAT 9
"You'll have to go alone. I'm protectin' the school."
>Big Mac puts his shotgun down...
>>28961827
try sucking his cock lol xddddddddd
>>28961833
>You attempt lewd...
NAT 18
>Meme Magic
>You manage to get the head of Big Macs enormous cock in your smol muzzle
>Big Mac tries to pull away
"Th-this is not my fetish Anon!"
>>28962341
Say:
Bull shit it is. I can tell by the way you look at Apple Bloom
>>28962383
Muffled of course. Use your tounge.
>>28962383
NAT 6
"Get your mouth off of my cock!"
>Big Mack scolds you
>Big Mac tries to pull free
>Big Mac is unable to pull freeWe /rape/ now?
>>28962465
Get that tasty treat that can't be beat
>>28962465
Succ that cock
>>28962666
>>28962695
NAT 22
>You deepthroat Big Macs cock, taking it to its hilt
>Big Mack groans and bucks into your stretched throat
>You feel your jaw pop!
"Ah! Fuck!"
>Sweetie Belle looks confused...
>>28962812
Just succ and succ
>>28962817
>Big Mac continues to throat fuck you
>Big Mac grunts as his dick dips into your stomach fluids
>You are suffocating on Big Macs cock(1/3)
>Sweetie Belle is extremely confused...
>>28962953
Succ until he cums
>>28962985
>You continue the succ
>Big Mac pulls out of your throat and mouth with an audible "POP!"
>Big Mac cums all over your face, shooting string after string of cum onto your coat
>Big Mac passes out...
>You could probably take his shotgun now!
bump the thread
>>28963460
bumping for hopefully someone will post an action to the last post
>>28963007
Take the shotgun,
Shootsweetie
>>28963007
Take shotgun, look for friends.
Don't wipe the cum off and if sweetie asks just play it off as something else. Also try to reposition jaw.
>>28963833
>Rolled 2 of 3
>You pick up the shotgun whilst b=Big Mac snoozes
+Double Barrel Shotgun(10-15 damage)
+(6) 12G Shells
>You and Sweetie Belle approach Twilights castle... they must be in there...
"D-do you know how to use th-that?"
>Sweetie says while looking at the Shotgun
>>28963874
I guess we'll just have to find out
aim and shoot out a window
>>28964131
Don't waste ammunition
Butt stock the window open
>>28963874
Bump this thread with your butt
>>28963874
Tell Sweetie Belle we have no idea, but that doesn't stop us.
Look for an open window if none then
>>28964195
this.
Bumping a crazy CYOA.
>>28963874
Doesn't she always keep the doors unlocked? They should just try waking up and opening it.
>>28966615
Come on now. Do I have to bump from page 10 two times in a row?
>>28964195
>Rolled 2 of 4
>With the power of the Giant Dad Mask, you smash open a window with the butt of the shotgun
>Glass shatters and flies in all directions, clinking against the ground
>Sweetie Belle hides behind you
>You feel as though Sweetie Belle recovered her mana!
>You feel as though you've recovered your mana!
>You hear the moaning of zomponies inside...
>>28964131
>>28964195
>>28965690
>>28965765
>>28966615
>>28966683
>>28967674
You guys are amazing. I was expecting this to be dead.
>>28968142
Sneak up on the zompons andboopthe fuck out of them.
>>28968225
You sneak up on the zomponies...
>The three zompons turn around and bite at you!
miss...
miss...
The final zompon bites into you for 1 damage!
>You are on deaths door!
>Sweetie Belle fires a magic beam at zompon 3...
NAT 19
>Sweetie Belle obliterates zompon 3's skull
>Zompon 3 has died!
>You gain +10 EXP
>>28968376
Let Sweetie Belle handle this
>>28968376
>You stand back, not even trying to hit them with the black destroyer or shoot them with the shotgun...
>The zomponies bite at your party!
miss...
miss...
>Sweetie Belle fires another magic beam...
It hits for 6 damage
>Zompony 2 recoils in pain
>>28968570
Shoot them
>>28968570
>You take aim...
NAT 3...
>You miss and hit Sweetie Belle in her chest
>The shot blows a hole in her chest as wide as a bowling ball, blood and guts splatter onto you and the zomponys!
>The zomponies attack!
>The gnash at you with their teeth but miss!
Sweetie Belle has died...
https://youtu.be/ws8X31TTB5E
>>28968724
use sweetie belles dead body to distract the zompones whilst you make a hasty escape
>>28968753
>You throw Sweetie Belle's body
>The zomponys flock to it
>You run past them to Twilights throne room
>Something is most likely on the other side...
>>28968997
Enter!
>>28968724
Fuck! Noooooooooooo!
>>28969024
>You enter...
>Starlight Glimmer beams angrily at you
"What are you doing here!?"
>>28969076
suck her big fat marecock for equality lol xddd
>>28969076
"what am I doing here? IM DOING YOU"
proceed to cast a futa spell and rape her viciously
>>28969076
Looking for pretty mares to fuck. I don't see any around here, do you know where to find some?
>>28969264
>Rolled 2 of 3
>Andrew praises kek one of the less death inducing options was chosen...
NAT 4
>You here a faggots voice boom from the heavens
Now you fucked up...
>Starlight Glimmer casts GREATEST MAGICAL CANNON
>Nat 6
>The attack misses and destroys a wall behind you
"I will fucking end you, you worthless inferior being!
>Boss fight started
https://youtu.be/tXHRN3nMargTFW you walk into Mordor with out a good party...
>>28969371
Runs behind Statlight
Unsheathes Black Destroyer
Now your ass is mine
Rams Black Destroyer in Starlight's Ass
>>28969429
this
also >rape her with shotgun too
>>28969429
yes this
>>28969429
>>28969549
>>28969581
>Andrew prays meme magic pulls through
>You fail your agility roll with a nat 6, tumbling over your hooves and falling down...
>Starlight Glimmer fires magic missile...
>Magic missile hits for 15 damage
>You die
Well guys it was fun while it lasted. Thank you for playing.
>>28969598
>INB4 the legend never dies, you get back up because Giant Dad never dies
Would anyone like me to roll for this?
>>28969619
Yes, fire shotgun as well.
>>28969619
>>28969623
Do eet
>>28969623
>>28969657
HOLY SHIT IT FUCKING WORKED
NAT 13
>You feel an ancient energy course through you
>You get back up
>I t seems the power of Giant Dad has granted you an additional 13 HP!
>You swing your shotgun in Starlights direction and exclaim
"Git gud you fucking faggot casual!"
>Starlight looks back in surprise
>Before she can react you fire your shotgun!'
NAT 11
>A few of your pellets scrape her
>Starlight howls in pain!
"Ahhh!"
>>28969807
>Andrew apologizes for posting the wrong boss music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_owPIVUWj9o
Also, this is my post.
>>28969807
Yell "Stop resisting!" and fire again.
>>28968724
Satan called this! See? >>28963666
>>28969843
this
>>28969843
>You fire again...
NAT FUCKING 22!
>You blow the skull off of Starlight, you can't even tell she had a head, as her skull and brain matter are scattered about in such a fine matter
STARLIGHT HAS DIED
BOSS BATTLE COMPLETED
+200 EXP
YOU HAVE REACHED LEVEL 5
Please distibute the (4) skill points you have earned...
.....................................................................
>Current Stats
Name: Anonfilly
Race: Unicorn
Special Talent: Meme Magic
Weapon: Black Destroyer(Giant Dildo, does 10 damage)
Armor: Giant Dad Mask(Grants the ability to wield heavy weapons)
Level:5
Exp: 20
Exp Needed for Level up: 50
Inventory:
Healing Potion, Loaf of Bread, Lubricant, Mana Potion, Wine, Double Barrel Shotgun(10-15 damage), 12G Shells(4)
Perks
Meme Magic-+2 to all rolls
PC Stats
HP: 16
Max HP:3
Stamina: 8
Max Stamina:8
Mana: 9
Max Mana:9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnl-qhCgW0Y
>>28969965
OH. And pick (2) perks
>Accuracy
>Hard Hit
>Dodge
>Cheap Magic
>Sneaky Peaky
>>28969965
Take a shit on the carpet in celebration and as a message to purple smart. Who has likely done many lewd things with the living members of the CMC.
>>28969965
2 to max mana, 2 to max hp.
>>28969981
>Sneaky Peaky
Sneaking has been good to us...before zompones spawned for some reason.
>Cheap Magic
it either is a different meme magic or it lesses mana costs.
those two.
>>28969982
>You shit all over Twilight carpet...
>The carpet has been ruined...
>You feel as though the zomponies have died
>The CMC are probably somewhere else in the castle...
.....................................................................
>You invest 2 pints into Max Mana
>You invest 2 points into Max HP
>Perk Chosen: Sneaky Peaky
>Perk Chosen: Cheap Magic
.....................................................................
>Current Stats
Name: Anonfilly
Race: Unicorn
Special Talent: Meme Magic
Weapon: Black Destroyer(Giant Dildo, does 10 damage)
Armor: Giant Dad Mask(Grants the ability to wield heavy weapons)
Level:5
Exp: 20
Exp Needed for Level up: 50
Inventory:
Healing Potion, Loaf of Bread, Lubricant, Mana Potion, Wine, Double Barrel Shotgun(10-15 damage), 12G Shells(3)
Perks
Meme Magic-+2 to all rolls
Sneaky Peaky-+1 to all stealth rolls, chance of not being detected when entering rooms or buildings
Cheap Magic-Cost off all spells reduced by 1
PC Stats
HP: 18
Max HP:18
Stamina: 8
Max Stamina:8
Mana:11
Max Mana:11
Companions
-None
>>28970062
To Twilight's bedroom door!
>>28970062
Well if the zompones are gone then it must have been Straights magic. Go find Twilight and hope she's not hostile.
>>28945501
https://discord.gg/cfsgAZR
>>28970139
I know it is a mistake, But I like the idea that Twilight thought Sweetie's corpse was better to kidnap than applebloom....and you saw it.
>>28970092
>>28970077
>>28970092
>You walk up the winding stair case to the 11h floor
>You enter Twillights room to see Applebloom, and Scootaloo bound and gagged on the floor...
>The trio squirm and whine
>They probably want to be set free
>>28970152
Set the other two free. Don't trust bookhorse.
>>28970158
>You set Applebloom and Scootaloo free
>They climb to their hooves and dust themselves off
>Book Horse looks angry and tries to yell
>Book Horses yelling is muffled by the ballgag
>Applebloom speaks
"Where's Sweetie Belle?"
>Scootaloo looks worried...
>>28970224
explain that zomponies attacked and she died, omit you shot her, take the ballgag off of purple.
>>28970239
>You give 3/4's of the truth...
>The trio listens, enraptured by your words
NAT 3
>Twilight speaks
"I believe most of what you said. But you never answered Appleblooms question. What happened to Sweetie Belle?
>Twilight eyes you with suspicion
>Applebloom seems distraught
>Scootaloo sheds a tear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq1jknZp0ic
>>28970267
Say Starlight did it.
>>28970279
>You blame it on Starlight...
NAT 19
>Twilight relaxes
"Hm. I'll go down and see about examining her corpse. Many questions must be answered..."
>Twigger leaves
>You are alone with Applebloom and Scootaloo
>Applebloom and Scoots begin to weep
>>28969965
This post reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrfJuYTbQpw
>A filly with hardly any HP vs a Goddess of magic
>The goddess gets fucking wrecked
>The mighty Anon company
>>28970267
Say you were attacked on the way here and she turned into a zompone and you had to shoot her.
>>28970295
Console the two fillies and afterwards go to Twilight and ask her what the fuck straight was doing.
>>28970295
Console the other two....Then hope Twilight doesn't mind all the dead bodies and shit in her living room.
>>28970313
>Rolled 3 of 3
>You console your 'friends'
NAT 12
NAT 16
>Applebloom and Scootaloo are consoled
>They sniffle and wipe tears from their eyes
>You hope Twillig-
>YOU HERE A SCREAM
"WHAT THE FUCK!? HOLY CELESTIA THERE'S BLOOD AND GORE EVERY WHERE! WHO THE FUCK SHIT ON MY CARPET!?
>>28970346
That mental image is priceless.
You take responsibility for this one, explain that glimglam just about killed you and you shit yourself from it.
>>28970371
Yup
>>28970371
>You dash downstairs and explain
NAT 14
>Twilight exhales
"I'm just glad we're safe. Here's some bits for the good work."
>Twilight hoofs over the bits
+400 Bits
>>28970476
>Objective complete: Get some of Twilight's shit
Go back to operation young filly threeway.
>>28970488
>You take pride in your newfound wealth... the Ponyville shops should be open now that the zomponies are gone
>You trot back upstairs and see Scootaloo and Applebloom hugging it out
Time to take advantage of some helpless and emotionally distraught fillies huh Anon?
>>28970526
Use your newfound wealth to try and buy your way into their non existent pants.
Bump before bed. If this stays alive I'll keep running it.
this is /mlp/ gold fellas, night bump
bippity boppity bump
Bump before dayI'd be elated if this made it into a PTS
bumpironi
>>28970593
If this thread somehow does die because nobody bumped in time or something, then will you create a new thread?
>>28972395
No because that shows lack of interest and therefore it should die
>>28970526
Join the hug, nuzzle a bit, see if they get weirded out.
>>28970526
Tell them about this great way to feel good.
Then touch vag and masturbate furiously.
>>28973643
>rolled 3 of 3
>>28973643
Wasn't Sweetie belle dead?
>>28973661
He keeps subbing Sweetie in accidently
>>28973661
Yes
>>28973677
This
>>28973423
>Rolled 3 of 3
NAT 21
>You inform them of a great way to feel good
>They are enraptured by your words and lean in
>Applebloom speaks
"Wayll, if Scootaloo does it Ah will."
>Scootaloo nods
>You begin masturbating furiously, rubbing you hoof against your young clitty
>You feel aroused!
>Applebloom and Scootaloo seem slightly flustered!
>>28973701
Walk over to chicken with swaying hips.
Show her how it's done.
>>28973852
>You walk towards Flightless Bird Horse while swaying your hips
>GM gets an erection
>You shove your hoof below her and begin rubbing her clitoris
>Scootaloo moans
"Oh! This is good!"
>Applebloom seems HIGHLY FULSTERED
>>28973936
Turn to Applebloom andboopher
>>28973936
Fluster her musters
>>28973936
motion for smol appl pon to join in on the pleasurable activities
>>28974199
>>28974597
>>28974384
Andrew begs for the sweet release fo death, for things to just end...
https://youtu.be/6EHlcTK0iwg
>>28974199
>>28974384
>>28974597
>You apply cuntmoon hoof to your hoof
-4 mana
>You apply hoof to the smol apple clit
>Appleblooms eyes roll back into her head as she orgasms violently and squirts all over your hoof
>Cuntmoon hoof is wearing off...(1/3)
>Scootaloo is transfixed by the display!
Applebloom slumps down and passes out...
>>28974716
Bask in the glory of a filly well done
>>28975221
>You take a moment to bask in the glory of a filly well done
>You can tell you where the best kay ever
>You see that Scootaloo's cunt is practically drooling with feminine arousal
>Cuntmoon Hoof is wearing off(2/3)
>Scootaloo looks at you in desperation before offering you her filly pussy
"M-me next please..."
And on this day, Andrews erection grew three times larger
>>28975258
how can we deny such a needy filly
kiss her deeply and give her the relief she so badly desires
>>28975305
>You kiss Scootaloo deeply
>She moans into your mouth
>You put your hoof to her clit
>She erupts into a violent and strung out orgasm
>Moaning and gasping for air for several minutes
>Scootaloo collapses to the ground, adding to the pile of sated and happy fillies
>Cuntmoon hoof wears off
>You crack a smile as you watch them snooze
You wanna go find a quest or something? Lewd is nice, but kinda boring.>Cuntmoon hoof
I hope you got the reference
>>28975476
>quest
Yeah
Hopefully that last bit was enough for everyone
Let's go to:
(Last number of post decides)
1-3: Everfree forest
4-6: Ponyville Townhall
7-9: Canterlot
0: Crystal Kingdom
Dubs or better: Where ever the fuck Discord is
>>28975543
discord ho!
>>28975476
>>28975543
Getting those fillies off was our quest. But as for what we should do, go buy some shit with the bits then off to kill things.
>>28975543
>You wander into the Everfree Forest...
Rolling for exploration...
NAT 10
>You don't see anything
>Judging by the light coming through the overhead canopy it's about to be midday
>You feel rejuvenated!
>You are at MAX MANA
>Going farther in is always an option...
>>28975717
Sorry man, I didn't see your post until I posted.
>>28975719
proceed to ziggerville and steal her drugs.
>>28975719
we have time and energy, go forth
>28975759
>Rolled 2 of 2
>You proceed farther into the forest...
>The canopy becomes thicker, shrouding you in darkness and blocking out any source of sunlight
>It's getting hard to see...
Rolling for exploration...
NAT 9
>You think you hear a large spider shuffling around near you...
>This can't be good...
>>28975815
>>28975832
Cast shield if we can, but more likely cast illumination and escape
>>28975832
>>28975759
>rolled 2 of 2
>>28975832
Get the fuck out of here!
This is a terrible idea.
>>28975839
>Rolled 1 of 2
>>28975839
NAT 14
>You cast shield
+4 Defense for 5 turns
>You have +4 defense(1/5)
-2 MANA
NAT 3
>Your horn fizzles as you fail to produce any light
-1 MANA
>You don't know any escape spells yet...
>You feel a fuzzy leg touch you!
>What ever's there, it's getting closer!
Anybody want me to get a character sheet for the MC? Like one from DnD or Pathfinder character sheets.
>>28975925
http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/resources
Here you go androo, it's under core rulebook.
>>28975925
negotiate with the spider and try to talk it out with him
I'm sure he's a nice guy
>>28975925
We all know how to deal with spiders. Burn the forest down. Or because we are the smol pone, cast magic missile in the direction of the furry leg.
>>28975925
If you want to to keep track
>>28975925
Go for diplomacy. we got away with murdering a lot of ponies because of our mouth. It is clearly our best weapon.
>>28975925
Sneak away from the furry leg. Because Roguey stuff.
>>28975938
Many thankies friendo.
>>28975942
>>28975958
Majority rules
>You put your silver tongue to use...
NAT 21
>The Spider is drawn in by your hypnotic voice and word choice
"Hm... young child. Would you need a guide in this forest?"
>The Spider queries...
>You feel a chill run down your spine...
>>28975990
Continue using our silver tongue
"Um, yes. Indeed. Can I ride on your back please?"
>>28975990
yes, accept the spider's offer
>>28975991
>>28976001
>You keep using your silver tongue...
"Yes, climb on. By the way, my name's Fuzzy."
>Fuzzy bends down for you
Fuzzy has joined your party!
.....................................................................
>Fuzzy's Stats
HP-12
MAX HP-12
Stamina-6
Max Stamina-6
MANA-12
MAX MANA-12
(Gonna pause for here, night guys. Hope everyone had fun.)
Bump in the night
Bump because who needs sleep