Dazzling Thread #221

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Fish

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>>28937651

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>>28937682

>>28937578
I've not been in a Dazzling thread in years. We all still love Sonata, right? Only a dirty newfag would deny that.

>>28937722
we love all dazzlings you fucking plebeian

>>28937592
I love the fish monster pussy.

>>28937731
>Didn't get mad at me for liking Sonata and not Adagio/Aria
Things really have changed around here

>>28937578
I get the feeling Sonata is flagging a garcon down for a kid's menu and some crayons to color with.

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Hey all you fucks. Just wanted to stop in to give thanks to you all. Through the good and the bad I always have one place to go to tell my feelings to people who most likely don't give a shit.

Do you guys think the Dazzles would serve any Siren specific food in Thanksgiving, like manatees or something?

>>28937832

I think we're past Sonata's age. She used to reign, the cuddlewhore.

>>28937937
Hi!
Don't have my trademark pic since I'm visiting my family for the holiday. Hope things are going good for you and your family my Sonatafag brother via a Canadian mother.

>>28938061
I was drawn to Sonata first, but I definitely like all three now. In fact Dagi might be my new favorite.

Sonata is trash

>>28938224
I've always favored Aria, but I never hated any of them .

>>28937578
Sonata: Hey! Over here!
Aria: Could you be any slower? I'm starving.
Adagio: I wonder what kind of meat they serve?

>>28937722
I always had a hard time picking between adagio and aria but aria looks liked she'd be my punk rock girl.
So, I as much as I love all the dazzlings. Aria will always be my favorite

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Happy Thanksgiving /dzg/. I'm thankful for all of you who've kept this thread going so long.

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>>28937578
How many dazzles could a dazzle dazzle if a dazzle dazzled dazzles?

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Shhh just relax
>but anon I..
Its alright you'll be fine, don't you want to take you to brown town on the salami express?
>I do but I can't
Why not?
>I don't have a ticket

* record scratch*

Goddammit Sonata

>>28938722
Kek

>>28937937
Big kisses

>>28938617
I will say thanks too. Love this thread and love you guys. But most of all I love the Dazzlings.

>>28937587
>>28937660
post your rare smiling arias

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>>28938884

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How do you help her?

>>28938943

Mating press her until the bed breaks. then keep going.

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>>28938884

>>28938943
Take her to the doctor.

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>Anon.. Come on quit it. I'm gonna tell Adaigo you're bullying me again.
Go ahead and tell her, you know you love it.
>No I don't, you always make a mess my tummy explodes and my legs cramp after.
then why do you keep letting me do it?
>.... I don't know
If I give you a kiss after will it make you feel better
>I want some taco too
Deal

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Get off my bed Aria
>No
I'm warning you its been a long day and I'm very irritable
>tough shit I'm comfortable so deal with it
You literally had anywhere else to get comfortable, why my bed.
> because I know it pisses you off, and that gets me off

*sigh*

>>28938995

at that point I would just lie on her.

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>I want to be loved by you, and only you, boop boop de do~
...
>whats the matter anon? Has my singing rendered you speechless?
Adaigo?
>yes?~
Nip slip
>WTF YOU PERV!!
Not my fault you can't fill out a black dress
>FUCK YOU!
Iove you too

>>28939214
My god, will someone please chop that faggots arms off.

>>28939214
>adagio
>boobs
Consider suicide.

>>28938995
Damn sounds like she wanna cuddle

>>28939246

now I want to see Adagio with Basketball sized Tits.

What are you thankful for /dzg/? I'm thankful for my home thread who turned me into the writer I am today you guys of course!

>>28939256
I'm thankful for the fact that we're still together and that we have pretty dope writfags

>>28939256
im thankful for some good green and having somewhere to discuss dazzles. every though thanksgiving was last month for me

>>28939256
I'm thankful my inane writings have entertained people here, despite all their shortcomings.

I'm also thankful of Dagi's hips.

Which Dazzling would enjoy getting facefucked the most?

>>28939208
How can sonata be a blood if she blue as fuk

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A quick insomnia-driven MaMwM update for thanksgiving.

>The air inside the Buick is heavy and atmosphere silent as you pass over the always muddy, always dreary Elk River.
>The reason for that would be, well…
>Instead of the gang of usual suspects, those riding along you now are different.
>Adagio rode with Twilight
>Aria with Suri.
>Sonata in the splitty.
>So instead, Starlight took the shotgun and Sour and Limestone are sitting in the back.
>The girl with the soft serve head is tying her hair up in buns.
>Limestone is staring blank-eyed at the passing scenery.
>Next to you, Glimmer plays with her phone while making occasional small-talk with you.
>For example, when she hears you light up your fifth cigarette, she frowns a bit.
>”Soooo, uhh… You four had a fight last night we didn’t know about?”
>You grimace at the ashen taste.
>For some reason, you’re feeling worse with every mile closer to Independence.
“Not exactly. Aria’s… going through something, and I think those three had a bit of a talk last night. Now they’re barely speaking to each other.”
>Well, that wasn’t exactly right either.
>They clearly weren’t angry at each other.
>Nothing indicated glaring daggers or refusing to speak or other high school drama.
>Instead, the trio just looked like they didn’t know what they should say, so they were left in an awkward situation made worse by your attempts at restarting the conversation.
>So after breakfast this morning, Adagio had softly informed you they’d be riding in other cars.
>It was fine.
>Really.
>You didn’t mind.
>It’s not like you had gotten used to seeing the three sit there.
>”Yeah, that was teensie weensie talk alright.”
>Sour Sweet beams a smile at you before grimacing.
>”If by ‘talk’ you mean Adagio screeching something and then Sonata having to mediate them’.”
>Limestone throws a glare at her.
>”Hey, lay off of Chief! It wasn’t his fault. They’re just… I dunno, going through a rough spot.”

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>>28939854

>Sour rolls her eyes.
>”Sure, sure, It’s not like it’s super obvious it’s his fault or anything, right?”
>The grey girl looks like she’s ready for a bruising, but you’re not in the mood to get tangled up in it.
>So you just take a drag from your cigarette and blow the smoke out of the open window.
>Vaguely familiar scenery whistles past you.
>In the rear-view mirror you can see Sour cock an eyebrow at you and snap her finger in frustration.
>”Ugh, come on, numbskull I’m trying to rile you up here.”
>She doesn’t exactly say it out loud, more like mutters it angrily, but you can hear it.
>”Seeing you bummed out is enough to bum me out.”
>You freeze momentarily, staring at the girl.
>Jesus.
>Were you so affected that even girl like Sour saw it?
>Last night you had been on cloud nine, but know…
>Was it just the grey sky that made you feel blue? Or was it something you didn’t realize?
>Still, you had to give credit where credit was due.
“Hey Sour?”
>She crosses her arms and gives you a stink eye.
>”What?”
“... Thanks.”
>Instantly, her cheeks flush a bit and she adopts an angry expression.
>”Wait, seriously, that’s your idea of a compliment? That’s gross, way too gross, mega gross! I mean I’m happy to hear it but can’t you say it without that creepy smile!?”
>She proceeds to huff magnificently and pout towards your back.
>You scratch your head and groan.
“If my compliments are mega gross then the way you handle compliments is giga gross! Don’t start ranting if someone delusional sees something good in you!”
>This catches her ire and she leans over your seat, drilling her index finger into your cheek.
>”Giga gross!? Then you’re just plain old tera gross! Your hair alone is tera gross!”
“Hey, don’t mock the mullet! You’re the one to talk with those peta gross colors!”
>”Loser like you couldn’t understand, my haircolor is exa cute!”
“Yeah well in that case I’m zetta cute!”

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>>28939860

>You can’t help it.
>This nonsensical argument is making you grin like an idiot.
>Looks like you’re not the only one though, as Sour holds a grumpy face for just a moment, before bursting into a giggle fit very unlike of her.
>Limestone’s snickering too. Only Starlight rolls her eyes at the scene.
>”To me you’re both yotta idiots.”
>Sour just blows a raspberry at her, and that breaks even the magus’ stern facade.
>Feeling a bit lighter in the heart than before, you turn your attention to the road.
>At some point your car slipped into Independence proper.
>Instead of just forest and fields, there are now houses dotting the landscape on both sides of the road.
>You pass a sign with a bold Stars and Stripes painted on it on bright colors.
>When you see it, you can feel an odd weight shift in your stomach.
>Guess it finally hit you.
>You’re back in Kansas.
>Back in Independence.
>Almost two years after the worst night of your life… you’re finally back.
>You see more pickup trucks than people, large brick buildings and the good ol’ local lodge of crazy, Assembly of God.
>Reminded by the sight, you take a sharp turn right to the Tayloar Road, clicking your tongue.
>You almost drove *there*.
>No sense in opening old wounds just yet.
>It might have been a bad way to go at it, but you figured you’d just take it from the top, slow and steady.
>Starlight shoots you a questioning glance as you direct your car to the roads of suburbia.
“Don’t worry about. Let’s… let’s just take the scenic route.”
>”Oookay, if you say so.”
>She makes an odd face and checks her phone again.
>”Just, you know, I checked the GPS and this is just unneces-”
“I know Starlight. I lived here.”
>She blushes slightly and swipes her hair behind her ear.
>”Oh, right. You did.”
>Rows of houses, familiar sights, same smell in the air.
>Nothing in this place seems to have changed.

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>>28939862

>There was the old two-story home of your friend where you first got drunk.
>Looks like they replaced the mailbox you ran over just before you left the town.
>One of the older residents, Mr. Hooffield, freezes when he sees your car round the corner.
>Guess he didn’t expect to see it, or you, anymore.
>”Wow. Sure is dead around here.”
>Sour’s comment is spot-on.
>Compared to Independence, Canterlot is a bustling metropolis if anything.
>You should know, you’ve experienced just about the best and the worst of the both.
>A small town versus not-so-small town.
>But you figure that even if Independence was bigger than this, it wouldn’t still lose that odd, dreamy atmosphere around it.
>”Hah, you should see my place.”
>Limestone grins and jabs her finger towards the window.
>”Makes this place look like downright crowded.”
“You’re not from Canterlot?”
>You’re a bit surprised.
>You figured the Pie sisters were all from there.
>”Nah, our family estate is outside the city. Long ways outside the city. We do own another apartment near the school where the four of us live, but every holiday we head back there…”
>You snicker a bit.
>Why did it suddenly sound like the Pies were old money?
“Farm?”
>”Nah, a mine. Used to be an old coal mine but nowadays we’re mostly in rare minerals. Decades ago we struck and found a huge lump of something grey and shiny. Turned out to be chromite. Now the thing’s our mascot, and we keep finding all sorts of weird stuff down there. Or at least Maud does.”
“Wait, your mascot is a rock?”
>You arch an eyebrow at the rear-view mirror.
>The face of Limestone in there snarls back at you.
>”Got a problem with Holder’s Boulder, Chief?”
>You swallow. Hard.
“... Nope.”
>All in all, while you knew Limestone could be a sweet girl, she also got angry at a drop of a dime.

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>>28939864

>A momentary silence fills the car once more.
>You pass another home of your former high school acquaintance, though it looks like his family has moved away.
>”You know, Chief, we should visit our place.”
“Huh?”
>You glance at Limestone, who’s now staring at you with strange expression.
>More than anything else, it seems frank.
>”You know, after we get back from here. It’s on our way to Canterlot, anyway. We might drop by, have Pa and Ma fix some supper… they’d like you, you know?”
>It takes a moment for you to register what she just said.
>Then, with disbelief clear on your face, you point at yourself.
“Me?”
>”Yeah, you.”
>Limestone grins at you, and bumps your shoulder with her fist.
>”You always keep harping on that you’re a worthless guy, but I think my folks would give you a chance.”
>To your surprise, Starlight next to you giggles a bit and then nods.
>She puts her phone away, turning to look at you lot.
>”I mean, sure, I haven’t talked with my parents in forever, but I don’t see them hating you either. I don’t know how you’re back in school, but here? You’re nothing if not a perfect gentleman.”
>She leans back in her seat, using her hands to support her head.
>”I have to hand it to Trixie, she does find the interesting ones.”
>The two girls then turn to stare at Sour, who doesn’t seem to realize she’s under scrutiny.
>Two seconds pass before the soft serve head even reacts.
>When she does, she blushes heavily and growls at the two.
>”W-what!?”
>Huff is strong in her voice.
>”Don’t even think that I’m gonna complim--- ANON, WATCH OUT!”
>Before you know it, something screeches and you’re turning the wheel out of pure reflexes.
>Something flashes before your eyes and you see the low-hanging tail end of a vehicle laughing at you.
>You hear a rumble that quakes the air.
>It’s a sound that brings back enough memories to fill up a childhood.
“Motherfucke-!”

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>>28939867

>You barely keep the Buick on the road as the 2004 Fatboy cuts you off.
>Its color is matte black, with a wolf wearing the colors of Old Glory painted on the gas tank.
>The large softail chopper is followed by another one.
>As you fight to keep your car on the road, you pick up another thing with your eyes.
>The riders of those bikes…
>... They’re both wearing denim cut-offs with El Forastero’s colors.
>They’re wearing your former colors.
“Assholes!”
>Without thinking, your hand flies on the clutch and you slam your foot on the medal.
>Your tires screech and the Buick accelerates, rocketing off the roadside.
>It nearly rams into the two bikers, who swerve out of the way just in time.
>Like an angry bear chasing after wolves, you barrel through their flimsy row and take the lead.
>Behind you, Sour is screaming in terror while Limestone laughs like a madman.
>Only Starlight seems to have remained calm.
>”Trouble?”
>Her hand immediately flies to her pocket.
“Yeah.”
>You click your tongue and strike the turn signal to the right.
“My sorta problem.”
>You add that with a growl as you start to turn to the nearby parking lot.
>You’ve been home for, what, ten minutes? Twenty?
>And already you’re neck deep in all of this.
>This was ridiculous.
>Just ridiculous.
“So try to keep the supernatural crap outta it.”
>You check that the bikers are following you as you curve to the asphalt square and throw on the handbrake.
>Then, steam nearly rising from your ears, you push open the door and step out, stomping towards the stopped choppers.
>The rider who cut you off throws her helmet aside and steps up to confront you.
“The hell you think you’re doing, asshole!?”
>You’re yelling loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.
“You really wanted me to run you over, huh!?”
>”Watch where ya goin’, ya bloody wankah! Yah hahf-ahst drivin’ left us damn near roadkills!”’

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>>28939876

>Immediately, the young woman clad in leather and denim shoves you.
>Or, at least she tries.
>She put quite a lot of power into that shove, but you were prepared and met it head on.
“Well try not to ride like a Club-wannabe! If you try to cut off a car with a bike, you’re gonna end up splattered!”
>Behind you, you can hear that the girls have gotten out of the car, and are sounding a bit worried.
>You also hear how the other vehicles of your group are gathering on the parking lot.
>You really can’t give rat’s ass right now, though.
>Your attention is in this idiotic woman before you who nearly got her and her wingman squashed.
>And the last thing you needed in this town was another car accident.
>”I’m goin’ tuh show ya wannabe! Blow yah brains from here tuh New Yawk if ya don’t shut up!”
>She’s grinding her forehead against yours, her teeth bared.
>Your expression is probably pretty similar.
>You can’t really tell at this point anymore.
“Oh, yeah, what’cha gonna do? Cry to your ZZ Top friends ‘bout how a mean ol’ cage drove you off the road?”
>Her green eyes flash in anger and her hand flies into her jeans.
>Then, you feel it.
>Something cold and metallic presses against the side of your head.
>You hear, faintly, Sour Sweet scream again.
>Well… this is oddly familiar.
>In a sense that this was one thing you didn’t miss about Indy.
>Or, at least some of the people.
>And their tendency to draw a gun on you when they couldn’t win an argument.
>”Like I said, I’m gonna cap yah ass, and I ain’t kiddin’ yah heah me! One bullet, bang, yah outta heah!”
“Like the Red Socks this year?”
>For one fraction of a second you’re 100% sure she’s gonna pull the trigger then and there when you say it.
>You’re pretty sure you’re seeing flames in those eyes of hers.
>Flames that call for her blood to vanquish you, here and now.
>”Goddam tossah!”

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>>28939883

>But.
>Before you end up losing your life due to unfortunate word choices…
>... It’s saved by three figures tackling the girl to the ground at a lightning speed.
“... Girls?”
>Before you ensues one awkward struggle as the Dazzlings subdue your opponent in one fell swoop.
>Aria took care of the gun-arm.
>Sonata locked up her legs.
>Adagio got hold of her head and left hand.
>”W-what the-!?”
>Before the green-haired biker can even begin to comprehend what just happened, she has been disarmed.
>Her body is then wrapped into a tight bodylock.
>And top it all off, she gets to be inches away from the snarling face of Adagio who looks ready to strangle the woman any minute now.
>”Do that again and we will break your spine.”
>You feel a shiver go up your body.
>You can tell from Adagio’s voice that she’s not kidding.
>Hell, you don’t think you’ve ever heard her sound this serious.
>Both Sonata and Aria as well, they’re glaring some sword-sized daggers at the biker.
>... Wait.
>Since when were these three so perfectly in synch?
>Weren’t they refusing to talk to each other?
>You shake your head, trying to leave unnecessary thoughts behind.
>First things first.
>This joke has gone on long enough.
“Ugh, Liz? Not cool, man. I’m fine with joking around, but a gun? You know someone’s gonna misunderstand. Like, for example.”
>You gesture towards the Dazzlings.
>The biker, on the other hand, cackles.
>”Yeah, figured we went too fah. Still was wicked fun, right?”
>Like rusty clocks, the heads of the Dazzlings turn towards you.
>”Anonymous…”
>Adagio’s voice is venom.
>”What is the meaning of this?”
>You scratch your chin awkwardly.
“Uh… I guess I should introduce you.”
>You point towards the grinning biker.
>”Girls, this is my childhood friend Liz. Or as she’s formally known these days…”
>That grin of hers reveals her sharp teeth.
>”The leader of Indy Chapter of El Forastero - Chrysalis.”

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>>28939888
And that's it for this quickie update. If any typos are there, I apologize. They'll be fixed for the pastebin.

But now, I need to go scrounge up some money for cigarettes, somehow.

Next time: Finally, answers about Anon.

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>>28939888
>>28939898
Fucking teenagers

>>28939898
Good update. Thanks.

>>28939888
>Pulling a gun on someone in front of people as a joke
This Anon and Chrysalis are running some dangerous games.

>>28939903
>>28939924
Boston!Liz has a good excuse. She's a biker from Boston after all.

>>28939256

I am thankful for the good times we've had here and the people who made them good.
In particular I'd like to thank four individuals who've had a profound influence in me.

Hype, for making me realize I am more than a product of my environment.

Spiderwhore, whose words of wisdom set me straight and made me think again and again.

Fife, for being my strong wind and stormy sea. It's fortunate that he returned in my time of complacency. Thanks to him I expect to reach a personal milestone soon! I never asked to be a sith though...

Café, for lighting a fire under my ass. Kinda ignited an eating disorder too, which actually worked in my favour.

>>28938721
3

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>>28938977

>>28939214
Didn't I tell you to die?

>>28939214
Its ok, I like it. Ignore turboautist here.

>>28940939
I don't. I hope you choke on your turkey like you did on my knob last night fag.

>>28941320

Friend, what bothers you about Sundown's art?

Had to watch nephews after work for my sis, find out equestria girls is on TV and rainbow rocks is next. Pretty cool

>>28941425

Para that you?

>>28941454
Who?

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>>28941879

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>>28941886

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>>28941893

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>>28941900

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Enjoy

>>28937578
What makes them appealing?

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>>28941994

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>>28942001

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>>28942012

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>>28942020

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>>28942032

>>28941943
I have to admit it wasn't until I saw and read fan works about them that made them appealing. I liked the idea of, after they get beaten down in RR, they're in a very humble and vulnerable state, and it made me want to hug them and love them.

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>>28942036

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>>28941943
Personally, I think the biggest factor is the fanbase. By which I mean how the people who made RR clearly didn't care that much about the Dazzlings - they never speak to the Mane 7 besides Sunset once, Aria's name doesn't appear, they get a small fraction of the screentime, there's no resolution for them and the writing's not even consistent between the opening and Twilight's exposition about how long they've been in the human world - and people still saw enough potential in the music, designs and voices to run with them. If you started with the toy design for Aria, you'd never have expected Make a Mistake With Me. As a writer, I think that's deeply inspiring.

Also because the music is so catchy that I've listened to at least three different language versions of Battle each day for seven months, and the sheer waifu potential.

>>28942097
This.
I had stop watching the show but saw an ad for rr and thought the characters like sunset and the dazzlings were cute. Watched and loved the movie but, I hardly keep up with the show now a days.
I just love this thread and you guys

>>28941994
>>28942012

Man, I hate ocs. Even more so when people make greens or pics of their ocs being with their waifus. Why do autists always make such cringey and lame ocs anyway?
Mine is totally metal. He is, like, this treeman who was put together by the branches people were hanged from, so he is made of wood and murder. His head is the skull of a deer roadkill reanimated by magic, making him undead as well. His name can't be pronounced by non-plantlife, but he is known among ponies as "The Hunter" because he hunts ponies and shit. He hangs them and then adds the new branches to his body, repairing himself or becoming bigger. And he gets off to hanging ponies too, because some of his original branches come from people who died due to autoerotic asphixiation.
He once captured Luna but he let her go so she could later become Nightmare Moon.
He is afraid of nothing, not even fire or angels.

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It's a dagi dag world out there

>Check out Sonata's cute figure
>Adagio walks up behind you
>"Surprise Buttsex."
>Adagio beats your shit, and throws you to the ground
>she stares down at you
>"Something on your mind, motherfucker!?"

>>28941886
Adagio looks so manly in this.
Shoulders bigger than her hips and that strong face
She just needs an Adam's apple and we got some pretty good trapadigo fanart

FOR
REALZIES

>>28943084
Damn I'd motorboat the fuck outta aria

I will draw something for you but ONLY if it can be posted on this board and you call me a pretty pony princess.

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>>28943284

draw me something like pic related with either Adagio or Aria you pretty pony princess

just something with anon and a dazzle sharing a feelsy tender moment together

I wish to feel

>>28943284
Could you Draw one of the Dazzlings lying on their stomach on a bed? Top points if its lewd. You are the best pretty pony princess ever.

Question: were the Dazzlings around for a thousand years after being banished by Starswirl or did they appear some short time before Rainbow Rocks?

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Who gets the reference?

>>28943345
>>28943351
Sorry, got a little distracted there. I'll try and combine these two ideas cause they are very similar after lunch of course

>>28943393
I've always liked the headcanon of that they been on around for a long ass time and they are immortal

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>>28943522
Ye

>>28943522
I tend to imagine Aria with the best boobs and Sonata has the sweetest butt. Adagio having the most hypnotic hips is a given.

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Welcome to the Show is the first MLP related video to pass 100M views on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjmsThcOGTQ

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>>28943863
I'll drink to that.

>>28943714
nah man im aria got a fat ass

>>28943393
If I'm not wrong, Starswirl was alive before Luna got banished, by that logic the Dazzles must've been on earth for at least 1,000 years minimum.

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>>28938884

>>28943863
Those are our girls. Makes me proud to be a Dazzle fan.

>>28944176
damn it's been a while since I've seen that gif.
my heart kinda fluttered

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>>28939898
>It's Chrysalis
>That introduction
best bug-horse human/10

>>28944286
My heart fluttered when I first saw it.

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>>28943534
wow ok this turned out to be a lot harder than I thought, sorry

this is the sketch I ended up with

>>28944733
That's pretty good. Thanks for the contribution m8.

>>28944733
Pretty good dude I'd grab a hand full of grump ass

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>>28944733
That butt crack

>>28944733
Coming along really nice man.

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>>28944733
And inked.

Thanks for the idea, anons.

>>28945507
Aria motorboating the fuck outta of anon

I want Aria to kiss me

http://i.imgur.com/blB6uyK.jpg
Enjoy

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>>28946025

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>>28946026

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>>28946032

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>>28946034

>>28945762

I want Adagio to yell to me to come deep inside her and mark her as mine during rough sex.

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>>28946424

>>28946022
thats a cute dagi

>>28946428
>>28946424
Bite the pillow adagio. I'm going in raw!

I found the Kylo Ren voice modulator I mentioned the other day, but it was kinda crappy and wasn't worth the 41€. I won't be doing the dramatic readings I was planning to do.
But what I did get was a kek out of a native english speaker. She mutttered "oh god damn it..." when she saw me holding the mask. It wasn't the "I was too late" kind as much as the "fucking manchildren are everywhere".

>>28946428

Adagio has a loving foster father. He loves her every night. Also I can't unsee her uncoordinated eyeballs.

>>28946424
>>28946428
>ywn take her anal virginity

>>28946424
>>28946428
Is this rape?

>>28946891
>>28946428
This one makes it look like rape to me

>>28946939
That only makes me harder

>>28946891
>>28946939
I bet it's cheating/NTR. Dunno why Adagio would be such a pussy about it instead of flaunting, but if it's an OOC interpretation it makes perfect sense based on the context we get.

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>>28946018

>>28946018

>"You forgot the pickles!"

>>28946025

>"I have a scratch-and-sniff vagoo! Fancy a whiff?"

Why does the stitching on Sonata's skirt highlight her crotch?

>>28947292
it's to protect her virginity.
Adagio and aria make her wear a chastity belt

>>28947292
Because the animators know their target audience?

>>28946428
>"Shit. Did I leave the stove on?"

>>28938995
man, if a girl is laying in your bed. I think she is trying to tell you something

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>>28946018
Is that the turkey from Thankskilling?

>>28947779
Nice tits bitch

>>28937578
>You buy a birthday cake for Aria.
>She asked where are the candles.
>You say
"Aria, you are so old that if I buy candles for your birthday I would be broke."
>Sonata and Adagio start laughing.
>"Shut up you two, you're both over 2000 years old."
>"At least I'm not two centuries away from 3000."
>"Yeah, that's even older than Adagio."
>Adagio glares at Sonata.

>>28947927

One of the reasons I don't like the idea of siren longevity is that it dooms the dazzlings to being alone. They can make friends, they can have lovers, they can start families. But they will outlast everything, and all that makes them happy will seem like a fleeting moment.

>>28947988
I mean if they were 2000+ years old. you'd think they'd be used to it.
another one bites the dusk to them.
besides imagination you keep getting older but they stay younger.

>>28948094
AKA MY HOT DAZIAN WIFE

>>28946424
>"Ah! You're being very rough! This is not like you at all!"

>>28946428
>a knock on the door
>"Hey, Dagi? You okay in there? I'm hearing some loud noises."
>the door slowly opens
>"No.. not like this."

>>28948204
Points to those who get the reference

>>28948224

haha le upvote friend XD ;)

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So question: when you first saw the Dazzlings, who did you like the most and how do you feel about them now?

First love for Sonata but thanks to this thread 221 edition later, I love all of them.

>A Dazzling falls in love with anon
>They live a happy life together until he sucumbs to age and dies
>The Dazzling is inconsolable and leads a solitary life of mourning
>Many years later, technology makes AIs and robotics available to people
>The grief-striken Dazzling orders an AI programmed to act like you and think it's you, and installs it in a robotic body
>You live again, or so she thinks
>You go insane from the shock of waking up in a bizarre new world, body horror, being you but not, and having no soul

>>28948094

>besides imagination you keep getting older but they stay younger.

This reminds me of the myth of Tithonus, who was granted eternal life but not eternal youth.

>another one bites the dusk to them

Then they wouldn't be important to them.

>>28948285

You sound awfully energetic. What happened?

>>28948285
I'm pretty similar to you. I love all our dazzlings girls but i think aria is my fav
>>28948204
GTO?
>>28948293
Damn, i know immortality is actuality depressing but I'd like a old wise dazzling wife to out live me

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>>28948285
Google is just fucking with me now.

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>>28948285
I've always kind of waffled between Aria and Adagio. I use to have a thing for goth/punk girls back in high school. Still think they're the best thing that shitty EQG spin-off has ever spit out.

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>You walk into your bedroom and see this.

What do you do?

>>28946891
>>28946939
>implying she isn't into that
I head 'bossy' types are into degredation or how this kink is called.

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>>28948431
I mean, thats not untrue

>>28948431
Google's been fucking with us for some time. Except for the AI.

Turns out AIs despise PC culture and love banter. I love this universe.

>>28948754

But then they pulled the plug on the AI.

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>>28948431
I know it's on derpybooru but this is the only place i was able to find it.
https://exhentai.org/g/877503/923a89ec8d/

I did find this tho

>>28949138
I remember this. I wish there was more.

>>28948431
http://i.imgur.com/BaV0KLq.png
http://i.imgur.com/wllLPfB.png
http://i.imgur.com/qeijmW4.png
http://i.imgur.com/ElWoYC7.png
http://i.imgur.com/s4vs5hH.png
http://i.imgur.com/rK9ONjQ.png
Enjoy

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>>28949213

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>>28949222

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damn, I really like these.

>>28946424
>>28946428
>there are people who seriously think this would be rape
she's biting on her finger for fuck's sake.

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>>28949206
Thanks senpai.

>>28948621
Damn adagio you got big ass feet

>>28950027
And a surprisingly large body.

>>28950035
Would still bang tho

>>28950721
Undoubtedly my Anon.

Whens our love and power lifting update <3

>>28951398
Hopefully soon.

>>28938995

I imagine cataria saying this. I'd like her even more after this, but I'd still shoo her with a can of compressed air.
Human Aria on the other hand would either get lied upon or have her feet tickled.

>>28947750

But how do I get a girl to lie on my bed?

>>28952202
>But how do I get a girl to lie on my bed?
I somehow managed to do with one of the girls in our friend group freshman year in college
Every weekend we'd drink
And after a couple of weeks
she would always ended up in my arms or we'd be tongue wrestling
Then one day getting off of work my roommates let her into our dorm and into my room
where I found her laying in my bed
We ended up dating for a while but she ended up not returning to school and we went our Separate Ways

>>28952783
I tried to date a girl in my friend group in college but her ex was in that group and it got messy fast. Also she was kind of insane and had a lot of emotional baggage, so thank you ex who is still my friend and roommate.

>>28953065
Psh that's pretty weak

>>28952783

I think you too me a little more literal than I intended. What I meant to say is how do I get girls to want my dick? Showering them with cash or using tinder aren't options.

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>tfw Adagio will never force you to dress in Sonata's clothes
>tfw she will never ask you to lift up your skirt to be sure you're wearing panties
>tfw she will never giggle at the fact that while you don't like it, your snake tells another story
>tfw she will never laugh at how small you are
>tfw she will never call you by a girls name
>tfw she will never put an leash around you an parade you around town
>tfw she will never ask you to 'put on a show' in front of her friends
>tfw she will never hit you for refusing to comply
>tfw she will never auction you off to her friends for sexual favors
>tfw she will never constantly call you a whore and a slut even though if you refuse she'll hit you again
>tfw she will never make you do anything she asks including all the chores around the house and pealing her grapes
>tfw she will never force things up your butt in an attempt to loosen you up and will reward or punish you based on your performance
>tfw she will never force you to sleep all night in a cage after a long night of prostituting you because she says animals aren't allowed on the bed
>tfw you will never develop Stockholm Syndrome for her
>tfw you will never live the rest of your life in her absolute servitude

>>28953414
Nah it was for the best that I didn't date her. Caught her lying and stealing from other people, and I wondered how long it would take for her to do it to me if she hadn't already. Meanwhile her ex is a bro and his brother plays a lot of Smash and Overwatch with me.

Besides, if I had a girlfriend now, I wouldn't be able to fawn over Dagi like I do.

>>28953527
I like the first quarter of this

I want Adagio to force me to crossdress and then lift my skirt and show her my dick while being embarassed.

>>28954170

Yeah there's bits mixed in there I don't find appealing either, but I like the idea of Adagio loaning her plaything in exchange for favours. And it'd make for a dark but interesting read if said plaything was being loaned to boys and men. Against his will ofcourse.

>>28954324
I want green of this

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never forget

>>28954921
I want to put my head between those thighs and go motorboatin'

http://i.imgur.com/os5YjNi.jpg
Enjoy

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>>28955448

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>>28955461

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>>28955466

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>>28955477

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>>28939898
So let's get right back to it.

>”Nonny? What’s going on?”
>Sonata’s question is tinted with confusion.
>Her eyes follow you as you help Chrysalis up and dust off her jacket.
>You spare no glance back at her, though.
>Things have been happening so quickly that you…
>... Yeah, you’re all out of gas.
>So you give a non-committed shrug. It’s the best you can at the moment.
>Thankfully, Liz is there to help you out.
>”Oh us? Anon heah’s tuh old school buddy of mine. Rode with him fuh years. Brothah from tuh Club, yah see?”
>She fixes her paddy cap and snaps the gun back into her jeans.
>The girls eye the firearm warily.
>”... The Club?”
>Twilight is the first one to voice the question that must be on everybody’s lips.
>The Dazzlings know about it. You told them on the car-ride here.
>But the others?
>Sure you might look the part, but it’s completely possible they never made the connection.
>That or they didn’t just want to think about the possibility.
>Too bad Chrysalis is there to shatter their hopes.
>”Shu-wah, what else?”
>She grins at you like a proud older sister.
>”Anon was tuh best brothah tuh evah be part of El Forastero. Called him tuh Young Lion of tuh Club. Sat on Ol’ Unknown’s, his pops’, bitch pad befoah he could walk, was wicked on tuh bike even befoah he got his license.”
>Aaaaand there it is.
>Now everyone’s looking at you.
>Every single person on this damn parking lot.
>You try to avoid their stares and focus on something else.
>Anything else.
>Like the bike that Liz was riding.
>That oh-so-familiar Fatboy chopped to to the point of being ridiculous.
>2004 model, rake kit with 8" over stock tubes.
>Painted matte black, except for the gas tank.
>There, the personal ‘logo’ of your old man stood tall and proud.
>A snarling wolf, ready to pounce at the world.
>Its war-paint was the colors of Old Glory: Red, white and blue.

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>>28955543

>Your ass was probably forever-etched into that seat.
>After all… it was the one good thing you had left behind to Indy.
>Your old bike.
>”Wait… you three *knew* about this!?”
>Sour Sweet’s voice rises an octave and you can see she’s glaring accusingly at the Dazzlings.
>Adagio nods her head quietly.
>”Anonymous did confess to us yesterday.”
>She whips her hair back with her hand, trying to adopt a cocksure stance.
>But you know her well enough that you can see she’s forcing it.
>”He hasn’t tried to hide it, and would most likely have told you about it if you asked.”
>But what isn’t forced is the stern look she gives the group afterwards.
>Those are just as powerful as the gun Liz was brandishing earlier.
>”It’s not as if none of us have done anything bad in the past.”
>Awkward air hangs around everyone.
>Even Sour looks away, rubbing the back of her neck.
>Well, this was the company you had chosen.
>They all had their skeletons in their closet.
>With any other people, this might have fractured the little group you had gotten together.
>But these girls?
>To your surprise, you see Trixie give you an encouraging thumbs up from behind Suri.
>Hell, none of them look like they want to blame you.
>It’s just… silent surprise, is all.
>”Bad? Bad? Are you kiddin’ me? This guy’s a legend ‘round here!”
>The silence is cut by the shorter of the two bikers, the one that rode with Liz, suddenly stepping it.
>She removes her helmet, revealing a red hair and tanned skin.
>With a confident smirk, she blows some of that hair out of the way and greets everyone.
>”B-Babs!?”
>Diamond Tiara is the first one to react. Next to her, Silver Spoon looks just as shocked.
>This new girl just grins widely.
>”Oh, hey ya two. Been a’while, right? How’s Canterlot?”
>Well, looks like the world is small after all.

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>>28955554

>”N-nevermind that, Babs, what are *you* doing here!?”
>Diamond Tiara walks up to the taller girl and gives her a quick hug.
>Silver soon follows.
>The Young Bucks have some interesting friends to say the least.
>... Though you’re not that sure about the look this Babs is giving you.
>It’s like she’s expecting you to start shining golden any time now.
>”Visitin’ some family an’ gettin’ a feel ta the place. I mean, it’s the hometown ‘a one ‘a mine heroes, ya know?”
>Diamond and Silver turn their wide-as-plates eyes towards you.
>You shrug again, but this time it’s confusion that drives you to it.
>You have as little understanding of what’s going on as they do.
>”H-hero, you say? So you know Anonymous from somewhere?”
>”Sure! Saw his gigs back in Lower East Side an’ been a fan ever since. Heck, even came ta visit this dingy ol’ place, didn’t I? Ran inta Liz here an’ she lemme borrow one ‘a ‘em bikes of the Club.”
>Hearing that, you arch an eyebrow at the tall girl standing next to you.
>Something didn’t sound right about that.
“Borrow one of the bikes? What the hell, Liz? Since when’s the Club been okay with borrowing their rides?”
>Her grin turns sheepish.
>”Well, what was I supposed tuh do ‘bout it? Since yah left, ain’t been nothing but old guys on garbage barges day in and day out. And even they kept dying yeah aftah yeah.”
>She folds her arms across her chest and bites her lip.
>”Anon… Indy Chapter disbanded eahlieh this yeah, aftah yah left. We kept hoping yah would return and make it great again, but… yah never did show yah face.”
>A horrible sense of guilt washes over you.
>You steady yourself on the handlebar of your old bike.
>Was she serious?
>Really?
>All the old guys had gone and left?
>Either retired or straight to the two-lane blacktop up above?
>They had waited for you, despite… despite everything?
>Why didn’t Bobby tell you?
>He had to know, right?

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>>28955560

>”Hey, don’t look so glum, Anon. It was balls while it lasted, right?”
>You feel Chrysalis’ hand on your shoulder.
>She nudges you a bit, trying to get you to cheer up.
>Unfortunately, it doesn’t help much.
>”Nowadays it’s just cruisahs ‘round every corner. It ain’t a place fuh propah Brothahood to ride. So yah don’t hafta feel guilty.”
>You heave out a heavy sigh and hang your head.
>Understanding, Chrysalis puts her hand in her pocket and offers you a cigarette.
>You put it to your lips, and with years of experience, she lights it for you.
>You give her a faint smirk as a thank you.
>It wasn’t the first time she had done that for you.
>In fact, it was Liz who gave you your first smoke, God bless her soul.
>Corrupting youth from the beginning.
>”Nonny?”
>You look up and see Sonata, who has taken a careful step towards you.
>She eyes you up and down, trying to see if it’s the right time to say whatever she’s about to say.
>You nod at her.
>As far as you’re concerned, she can say whatever she wants.
>”Um, I was just, like, thinking and… Maybe you should tell others what you told us? You know, about your childhood?”
>She smiles at you, and with that simple expression, you feel some of your guilt fly away.
>”Maybe you’d feel a bit better, for realsies, and everyone would know what’s going on.”
>Not a bad idea, actually.
>While the Dazzlings understood what was going on, the others deserved to know too.
>They had come with you all the way to another state, after all.
>Besides, after you explained what had happened…
>... You could move onto why you lot were here in the first place.
>This dirty parking lot, next to a meeting hall, was as good a place as any.
>Independence’s grey clouds up above didn’t care whether you talked or not.
>So, with a slight hesitation, you finally opened your mouth.

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>>28955567

“Where to begin…? Well, first of, let’s get the reason for it all out of the way. You see, my old man, Unknown, was the President of Independence Chapter of El Forastero. My mother, Outis, was his Old Lady.”
>You hear few gasps and some murmur from the group.
>Taking a drag from the cigarette, you sit on the seat of your old motorcycle.
>The cloud of smoke you blow up in the air disappears into the winds.
>Nearby, the radio of the splitty echoes with music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKGxB4_uy_U
>Fitting, in a way.
“Of course, that meant that when I grew up, I grew up with the Club. It was a brotherhood, a family to me. Where they went, I went, and what I wanted to become when I grew up was one of them. Hell, my aim was to become the Vice-President for my dad until I’d take over from him.”
>You tap some of the ashes on the asphalt.
>The pinprick light of the cigarette seems weak and frail in the daylight.
“I practically spent my childhood riding with my old man and learned to drive a bike before I was old enough to start practicing with a car. It was my life, really. That and music, but more on that later.”
>The eyes of the girls around you hold many emotions.
>For Chrysalis, it’s pride.
>For the Dazzlings, it’s worry.
>For Gilda, it’s tenseness.
>For Twilight, it’s oddly enough respect.
>For Sour, it’s a bit of fear.
>The rest… they’re somewhere between confusion and curiosity.
“Thanks to my dad, I got my patches when I was fifteen. The moment I got my license in April, he pushes me through the Club’s tests so I could become an official member. And I did. Rode with them, legally, for good two months. Of course I had ridden more, but that was ‘illegally’ so to speak.”

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>>28955572

“I don’t mean I didn’t ride with them after that, it’s just… well...”
>Aria shifts her weight from one leg to another, unable to meet your eyes.
>There’s a maelstrom of emotions in her eyes.
>”What?”
“On June of 2009, there was a bit of trouble with El Forastero. One guy, Well Enough, busted the whole group for their drug runs. Things got messy really fast and my old man… he was one of the people who got thrown in the slammer. In December of 2010 he died in in jail. Suicide, they ruled it, but from what I heard it was because of a scuffle of some sort.”
>This draws some shocked gasps from the group.
>You don’t even have the time to realize what’s happening before Sonata walks over to you and embraces you.
>The scent of mulberry envelopes you.
>Her hair tickles your nose as you try your best to not let the cigarette touch her.
>Over her hair, you can see Gilda.
>She’s frowning a bit, but her eyes show nothing but concern for you.
>Even Trixie is hugging herself.
>Starlight comforts her by putting a hand on her shoulder, before shooting you a glance.
>It seems to ask if you’re okay.
>You answer their worry by gentle pushing Sonata away so you can continue your story.
“Of course, that didn’t stop my affiliation with the Club. I met Liz here, got her involved, and for a while the two of us were on our way to becoming the next President and his Vice-President.”
>To this, Chrysalis snickers and bumps you into the side with her fist.
>”Oh come on, Anon. I weah aftah becoming yeh Old Lady, not tuh Vice-President.”
>You try to hide your embarrassment with a hacking cough, but fail miserably.
>It’s a good thing most of the girls don’t understand what she just said.
>Only Twilight eyes the two of you up with a raised eyebrow.
“In any case, I rode with them until late 2010. In 2011 I got fully absorbed by my music business and had no time for it, and then…”
>”You were sent to juvie, right?”

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>>28955582

>Yep. Leave it to Twilight to keep track of the timeline.
>You nod at her, solemnly.
“Yeah. I spent a year in juvie, got out this April and afterwards, I headed to Canterlot City with my uncle. The rest you know. You were there after all.”
>You offer them a weak smile.
>It’s just about all you’ve got left.
>And just as you’re finished with your tale, the track on the radio changes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke92CDVQsb8
>It’s almost as if they had mood-fitting playlist ready to go.
>Well, it’s not as if you’re about to start complaining.
>”Wait.”
>Sour Sweet raises her hand, her eyes glued to you.
>You can see her lower lip trembling a bit.
>She’s afraid to ask the question in her mind.
>And most likely you can guess what’s she’s gonna ask.
>For it to be her… well, it fit her to a T.
>”If you ran with that one-percenter club, then did you… d-did you ever, like, do all that illegal stuff they did?”
>The group’s attention jumps from you, to her, to back at you again.
>”You know, like the drug runs you mentioned?”
>Well then.
>What can you say to her?
>That you definitely did know what your brothers were doing?
>That you didn’t condemn their activities?
>That you even helped out here and there when you could, and when you were asked to?
>No, if there’s one thing you must confess, it’s the worst thing you did.
>Scratch that, second worst thing.
>You glance at Chrysalis, who’s shaking her head silently.
>No surprise there, she wants you to keep your mouth shut about it.
>It’s not their business.
>But you’re done with all the secrets.
>These girls have been nothing if not open with you.
>It’s time you repaid that kindness.
>Time you came clean with your sins.
“You guys want the truth?”
>It’s Adagio who nods the first.
>”Tell us. Not just what you think we can handle, but everything.”
>You sigh and take a drag from your cigarette.
“When I was sixteen, I helped a Club member kill a man.”

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>>28955589

>What did you expect?
>Another wave of shock among the group?
>Pure disgust?
>Feeling of betrayal?
>Whatever it was, it wasn’t this silence you got.
>You look up, trying to search for nauseous faces among the girls you know.
>You see none.
>You just see… so much pity.
>Pity for you.
>Pity that runs you through to the core.
>Why?
>Why are they all looking at you with such sorrowful eyes?
>Like they wanted to say something to make things better, as if you were the one who got hurt in some way?
>It’s not you who got the short end of the stick.
>You were an accomplice in a murder, plain and simple.
>You didn’t pull a trigger yourself, but you hit the guy hard enough to send him to the floor.
>It was your brother who took out the gun.
>Still, it’s… it’s your fault.
>You’re the one who caused it all.
>So why, why, why…!?
>Why are they all looking like you were about to cry, and they wanted to console you?
>And most importantly.
>Why did you feel like you were about to cry?
“Bah.”
>Angrily, you wipe your face and take yet another drag from your smoke.
>You’re letting your confused emotions get the better of you.
>You need to rein yourself in, now.
>”So… was that the reason you got sent into juvie?”
>Thank you Twilight.
>A voice of reason you can focus on again.
>You shake your head.
“No. Nobody ever found about my involvement in that. The guy who did it went to jail, but I walked free. For half a year, anyhow.”
>”So? What was the reason for juvie, Roadie?”
>Aria’s question seems to perk up the girls a bit.
>Yes, the reason.
>The incident that got all this started.
>The one that made you the man you are today.
>The one that eventually sent you Canterlot and meeting everyone.
>The one that ended up here, back in Independence, Kansas.
>The truth about that…
>... It’s time to come clean about that as well.

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>>28955601

>”Anon, ain’t that-”
>You silence Chrysalis by raising your hand.
>You look at the group of girls gathered around you.
>The ones that believed in you enough to take a chance with this absurd roadtrip.
“Yeah. It’s that, Liz. The reason I came back now, after all this time, is because of that.”
>You lean back and stared at the clouds passing overhead.
>Their grey mass is as tangled up as your heart is right now.
>But yet, just like them, you push onwards.
“Before I talk about, there’s one thing we need to decide. You see, there are three places in Independence we’re going to need to visit. Four, if I’m technical, but the last place isn’t counted in this group.”
>You lower your gaze, and meet those of your friends.
>They’re expectant.
“The thing is, those three places are not somewhere a huge group like us can go to. I was initially going to go with just a small number of people, but since we’re all here, I don’t wanna leave any of you out. Therefore, we need to figure out how we’re gonna do this.”
>To your surprise, Twilight rolls her eyes.
>She seems exasperated, like you just said something incredibly stupid.
>”Three places? The answer should be obvious, Anosmia.”
>Apparently it was, since she reverted to name-games again.
>The scientist grins at you lot and spreads her hands.
>”We just need to separate into three groups, one for each place. After we get back together, we can just compare notes and get a clear picture.”
>She snaps her fingers to the girls.
>”Just like a field trip, right?”
>With an array of small giggles and chuckles from the group, they begin to shuffle while talking with each other.
>Before your eyes, the cavalcade of different people waxes and waves until three groups are formed.
>It takes less than a minute.
>And once they’re finished, you find yourself looking at your new support groups for each walk down the memory lane you’re about to take.

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>>28955605

>The ones to follow you into the dragon’s den would be as follows.
>Group number one:
Adagio Dazzle, Twilight Sparkle, Diamond Tiara, Gilda Griffon, Limestone Pie, Tree Hugger.
>Group number two:
Aria Blaze, Trixie Lulamoon, Babs Seed, Chrysalis, Lightning Dust, Sunny Flare, Lemon Zest.
>Group number three:
>Sonata Dusk, Starlight Glimmer, Silver Spoon, Suri Polomare, Indigo Zap, Sour Sweet, Sugarcoat.
>You glance at each of the groups and gratitude fills your heart.
>With friends like this, you’ll have nothing to fear.
>Each of the groups can support you, no matter what happens.
>You give an agreeing nod to Twilight, who winks in response.
>Then you cough once, to return the mood to what it was.
>Time to continue your tale.
“Well, that takes care of that.”
>You smile at the lot of them.
>But then, your expression fades as you realize the gravity of what you’re about to talk about.
“Anyway… the reason why we came back to Kansas, and the reason why I went to juvie, they’re the same thing. It’s because of what happened that I wanted to return here to settle old grudges and to tie up some loose ends. I might be unable to make amends for what happened… but I need to put it behind me. For good.”
>You draw in a deep breath.
>It’s not easy to finally come clean about it.
>About the thing you’ve been running away from.
“I said that other than the Club, my life also revolved around music, right? It all started because of my mother, who was a singer herself. I was around ten when I got my first guitar, and I was hooked immediately.”
>You’ve got their full attention once more.
>Nobody says a word, other than you.
“I had a couple of good friends back then, who also got excited about playing. Together we started up a band. Named it Star Generation of all things. In any case, it started relatively simple, but we just kept on practicing and practicing. At some point, we had gotten relatively good.”

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>>28955610

>Lemon Zest looks like she’s about to say something, but you silence her with your eyes.
>Now was not the time to talk about opinions and their differences.
“So, we were able to play well, and that meant we got gigs here and there. First here in Independence, then in Kansas City, then in neighboring states… before we knew it, we had a full-blown tour schedule around the country. We also self-published an album that sold like mad. Needless to say we got a little full of it.”
>You smirk at the memories.
>Those spent on the road, those spent in whatever dive bar or concert stage you were playing.
>It’s a bitter smirk.
>Just like those memories.
“Of course, young that we were, we were instantly drawn to the whole sex, drugs and rock & roll aspect of a musician’s life. We drank more than we should have and used stuff I’m not exactly proud of. Getting the stuff was easy, I was in the Club after all.”
>You scratch your chin, trying to think how to best say what happened next.
>There’s no easy way around it, however.
>So you just speak whatever comes to your mind.
“Thus, in 2011, February the 2nd, it all came to a culmination point. We were just done with a gig in Riot Room in Kansas City, and we were feeling on top of the world. We thought we had just hit it big with a record label, and that’d golden future would await us all…”
>Shadows cross your mind.
>You remember that hazy evening.
>Those bottles.
>Those cheering crowds.
>Your girlfriend’s lips upon yours.
>The laughter and the merriment.
>The drunken stupidity.
“With one fan in tow, we jumped into my car and meant to head back to Independence. Y’know, to celebrate some more.”
>Something in your chest tightens.
>You can feel the burning flames once more against your skin.
“I was in no shape to drive. Not in the least. But I did. I wanted to drive my own Buick back to my hometown as the prodigal son, returning victorious.”

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>>28955615

>It’s silent once more.
>You stump your cigarette against the pavement, letting the fire die.
>When you told them about your past with the Club, you didn’t feel this ashamed.
>But this mistake was what set you on this path.
>The thing that made the self-centered jackass who knew no better the man he is today.
>It was for the better.
>The Dazzlings would have hated the man you were before.
>Hell, you hated the man you were before.
>But you can’t say you’re fine with the price-tag attached.
>If it was just you, then that would have been fine.
>But your stupidity cost other people as well.
“Around 2am at night on February the 3rd, just outside Four Rivers, I lost the control of my car and hit a tree, going some 80 miles per hour.”
>Now that you’ve said it, shame drips down your neck like sweat.
>An uncomfortable twisting inside your stomach turns into a storm.
“I got out of it with nary a scratch. Just banged up head and big scars on my right arm.”
>You pat your arm as if to emphasize those words.
“But I ruined the lives of four other people in the process. I alone was fine, but those five… their dreams were shattered because of me. All I got was a little over a year’s sentence in nearby juvie.”
>You grit your teeth together.
“It was our own day the music died.”
>It takes all you have to keep the tears from coming.
>You just want to curl up in a ball and hide away from the eyes of your friends.
>They showed pity before.
>But now? Now they must be disgusted.
“So it’s to those five that… that I’ve come to apologize now.’
>You finally admit it, slumping against your knees.
“Because I was a coward before and ran away.”
>You fill your vision with the sight of the asphalt.
“Now I’m here to say I’m sorry… even if it means nothing.”
>All your strength is sapped from your body.
>Thus, you have no way to defend yourself when Sonata wraps her arms around you, pulling you into a soft embrace.

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>>28955620
And that's it for this update of MaMwM. Sorry 'bout the typos once again. For example, it's supposed to be five people that rode with him, not four.

And for those interested in that sort of stuff, the whole debacle about El Forastero and drugs was a real thing around 2009, though with obvious differences here. It also establishes fully that the story happens in 2012.

Next time: We visit people whose lives we ruined.

>>28955643
Good update. Thanks dude.

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>>28955643
>2012

>>28938977
>tummy explodes
Yeah.
I'd like to see that.

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>>28937578
Pony Dazzlings are love. Pony Dazzlings are life.

>>28956494
I'd love to see them in FIM sometime. They're already shown in pony form on their merch and, in Sonana's case, the card game.

>>28956494
Amen

>>28955461
>"Sobata, your breath smells."

>>28957247
>Sobata
Imposters get out.

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>>28937937
I know I'm late to this, but I'm also thankful for /dzg/, you all are pretty cool. Keep on dazzling, guys

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>>28955485

http://i.imgur.com/OtRYPeD.png
Enjoy

>>28957346
Don't you talk shit bout Sobata or Abagio

>>28955643
>car crash
Well now I feel stupid. It was foreshadowed the whole time.

>>28955434
How about a lap dance

Razzle Dazzle

>>28955643
Calling it now, Anon's former girlfriend is in a wheelchair and hates his guts. Aria then chews her off for him. And reveals her own feelings. I hope.

>>28957247
I want to eat Sonata's soba

>>28957359
Big kisses

>>28957396
>You'll never capture a ponydagi and hug her and pet her and call her Poof
Why even live?

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>McDonalds is superior FF chain

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>>28960092
>tfw McDonalds is the only restaurant open when I get off work.

>>28960108
Damn, I know that feel all too well anon

>>28960108
FUCK THIS.
Same here excecpt it's not really.
The sign says it's open 24 hours but every time I get off work, no matter the time, they are "closed to get ready for breakfast". I don't get paid by the hour either, I get to leave when I finish the work for the night, so the time I leave can vary wildly. But no matter the time they are always "closed". I think they are lying. The one guy will at least say "closed for 20 mins or so" but the lady just says straight up closed. She just doesn't wanna have to do anything.
Sorry for the rant but fuck that.

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>>28960092
>>28960108

>Not eating fish, poultry, salads and oats
>Not eating your own cum for the extra protein
>Current year

You're not gonna make it bruhs.

>>28960639

Make an anonymous complaint to the company, dude.

>>28960716
Nah, I'm gonna start trying to cook my own meals again. At least some eggs or something. Fuck that place. I hope someone more suited takes it down though.

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>>28960716
Luckily for me my local grocery stores have good delis and 'grab and go' sections. Sometimes after a long shift I just want some convenience. Tonight it'll be some spagoot with meatballs.

>>28960679
That's a nice piece. Looks really good. Who's the small girl though?

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>>28960796

Just some OC I felt like drawing on a whim. Doesn't mean anything though. lol

>>28960990
Well cool. I like both of them

>>28948221
As if she doesn't like it

>>28960990
>>28961239
I don't remember the canker sisters having that height disparity. Is that my misremembering things or is that artistic liberties?

>>28957989
Funnily enough the backstory came around the second one-shot, the Adagio one. Though I never expected to get to showcase it in full detail, I used it to frame Aria's one-shot. And, well, here we are now, God knows how many updates later.

Never thought I'd write this long for any general. Glad to be wrong, though.

>>28961273
Lee was tallest, Marie was shortest, and May was in the middle

http://i.imgur.com/4NWBUBF.jpg
Curse you file size limit.

http://i.imgur.com/NWxBW2p.jpg
Curse you file size limit.

http://i.imgur.com/iNBYLTZ.jpg
Enjoy

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>>28962041

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>>28962047