We still talk about ponies, I swear.
Friends Forever #34 is storytimed here!
>>28928884 (Cross-thread)
Old horse
>>28930169
Cute OCs.
Gleaming Shield's butt
REAL THREAD?
G A B I
>>28935164
This one is fucking 12 minutes late and serves no real purpose other than confusing people. I would say go with the first thread but apparently this one is getting the most posts anyway.
>>28935172
This one's not shit and the other one is deleted now anyways.
>>28935156
What did they mean by that
Who is the filliest filly?
>>28935182
If you want a thread that's not shit make it yourself instead of waiting 2 hours in deadhorse.
I cbf making a "proper" thread on phone. And you're right that proper thread is better, but low effort edition is better than no thread and remaking it 12 minutes later requires one special brand of autism and serves more confusion and bother than help.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>28935188
>instead of waiting 2 hours in deadhorse.
>"haha, there is no way that is true"
>check it
>it's actually almost 2 hours
what the fuck
every time I leave you alone for a couple hours you do something like that
>>28935198
We don't have enough NEETs these days. I mean really, it's hard to post ponies at work already.
I really don't want to spend time with my family today.
I just want to talk about ponies.
>>28935188
I've only done it because someone asked ^:)
>>28935206
Thanksgiving, eh?Talk about ponies with your family
>>28935206
>ponies
You're in the wrong place friendo. This is the EQG general. Post sunbuns or get bent.
>>28935220
But what if I find out they like Fluttershy?
>>28935223
Liar liar pants on fire
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
oi gimme some requests
>>28935226
Acknowledge their taste. At least they don't like dash.
>>28935223
Gonna post the best human instead
>>28935223
>Not the Dazzlings
Shit taste darling
>>28935233
Maud Pie wrestling with The Rock
>>28935223
But Shamwow IS a pony, silly
>>28935233
Gilda and Lily cuddling on the couchor Gilda grabbing Lily's hprse ass in public
>>28935233
Flower trioas cute filliesplaying in the beach.
>>28935231
>>28935233
Fluttershy's thanksgiving
Oh hey, what are you guys doing for Thanksgiving?
Me, hiding from my family by sitting in my closet. The usual.
>>28935233
VIDALIA DRESSED UP AS BLADE
>mlpg has a discord
>mlpg likes about EQG
>mlpg talks about off-topic shit more than the show
And then you ask why everyone left.
>>28935260
Contemplating if I should go have dinner with my family or stay home and look at horse asses all day.
>>28935267
okay
>>28935267
>broken english anon never left
>>28935260
I'm not American so I'm doing the usual.
>>28935267
I don't ask why people left because it's obvious why a lot of people left and it doesn't really have much to do with not talking about the show because most of the people who left didn't talk about the show much either.If you think about it a lot of our drawfags and writefags left because they couldn't deal with people giving them shit
>>28935260
enduring awful things
but also pumpkin pie
>>28935260
Waking up.
>>28935288
>I'm not American
I'm so sorry.
>>28935288
>I'm not American so I'm doing the usual
starving?
>>28935316
No, working my 12 hour shift in a uranium mine.
>>28935316
Not being shot.
>>28935362
Silver Spoon is so prettyI want to steal her glasses and pearls
>>28935370
its a good color set
>>28935233
>open it
>it's some unicorn rat
You have tricked me!
>>28935370
Anon no. Don't undress the fillies.
>>28935338
>he doesn't work in a Thorium mine
Get with the times man, it's 2016
>>28935373
sorry, I was just finishing this one up
it was just gonna be a sketch but I wanted to line/color it
>>28935376
I'm gonna.
I just ran some errands and I saw a fucking pony in the srote and my already tenuous grip on reality started slipping away
>>28935399
did you catch it?
Filly brought up politics at the Thanksgiving table.
>>28935379
you shall be forgiven... this time
>>28935280
>Broken English Anon never left
>le racist wings glim a shit terrorist dash Anon never left
>I'm still here because I don't want to slap on a name and join the Discord
fug dis
>>28935405
Its handler let me pet it, which was nice
>>28935407
I shouldn't have given her that Trump plushie.
>>28935230
Trash trash belongs in the trash
>>28935419
you are trapped in here with all of us
>>28935423
>in return, Anon's handler let the pony owner pet Anon
Filly is excited to overeat and watch sportball
>>28935243
>>28935461
she's gonna take a bite out of her any moment now
>>28935461
hnnnng
>>28935479
So whats new today?
>>28935495
turkeys!
and cute pegasi??
>>28935501
hopefully the bird ponies are not offended that we are eating a bird today
>>28935505
Why would they be, they are horses
>>28935495
the Aryan pony thing is such a weird subfandom to develop for this show
>>28935512
or are they birds?
we just don't know
>>28935266
Thanksgiving episode when?
Postblondes.
>>28935533
>>28935533
>>28935524
>*vampires behind you*
>>28935524
>not the skating uphill line
You tried
>>28935533
>>28935544
I don't know what that means
I've only seen part of Blade when I was little and I fell asleep partway through
>>28935533
>>28935552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhKzY0BKwY
Bask in the glory of the 90s
>>28935533
What about partial blondes?
>>28935526
But Equestrian ponies didn't have to genocide a race to settle in Equestria, what would they be thankful for?
>>28935577
Not being genocided by the ebil icy horses
>>28935583
That's their christmas
>>28935577
METAPHORS
>>28935524
nice
Shitheads
>>28935557
Blonde fillies are really cute.
>>28935233
RAOH AND KOKUOH PON
>>28935589
dang, I cannot find the picture
>>28935622
shut up, marshmallow slut
>>28935622
i remember this and i like it
happy thanksgiving shitheadanon
Will Sweetie Belle become a sexy lady like her sister?
>"OH IT'S SO JUICY!"
>>28935668
sweetiebell is already more sex than rarity
>>28935668
Sweetie Belle is way sexier than her sister
Fillies can't be sexy.
>>28935679
>>28935685
>sexier
>with that mane
yeah, no way. Maybe if she grows up.
>>28935701
Then how can Silver Spoon be a thing?
>>28935717
Rarity's mane is an abomination, though.
>>28935701
but gryphons can
>>28935725
delete this
>>28935461
The only good ship
>>28935701
Wrong.
Diamond Tiara is...
>>28935746
The hottest filly on the show
>>28935760
I hope she doesn't end like her mom.
>>28935785
I remember my mom got some of those trick candles for like, my 7th birthday.She thought it was hilarious how upset I was getting until my grandparents went off on her in spanish
>>28935790
But her mom is the second hottest MILF on the show.
>>28935802
Third.
>>28935810
n-th, with n being the number of mothers in the show
>>28935746
a pony
>>28935810
Nah
>>28935814
Fuck you.
>>28935821
She's literally an ugly cunt with no redeeming features
>>28935495
Pegasi are the CUTEST.
>>28935824
I don't see what your mother has to do with this.
>>28935802
She's also a terrible woman that hates her own daughter.
I am thankful for Applejack, my little pony.
Wink for me baby
>>28935855
then why don't you free her
What episode from season 6 did you like the most and least mlpg?
Any new overall favorite or least favorite episode come out of this one for you?
>>28935798
>tfw your grandparents get so angry they start speaking a different language
>>28935860
>>28935746
...not gonna show up anymore because her main conflict got resolved. Unless they bring the mom in of course, but I doubt it.
The filly is winking against her will. She seems to have been possessed by an evil spirit.
>>28935864
Can't pick just one. Saddle Row, Buckball, Top Bolt were enjoyable. Worst probably Crystalling, Changeling, AJ's Day Off and It's just a prank bro [GONE WRONG]
No overall favorite, but AJ and prank are close to being least fav for sure. I'll see how it settles over time.
>>28935864
Saddle Row Review encapsulates everything I love about the show: Funny and cute gags, engaging interaction between characters, great pacing (which is rare in this show) and lotsa Rarity everywhere
On Your Marks and Applejack's day off were boring as hell, to the point I keep thinking On Your Marks is the derby episode. It's a special kind of dislike because OYM comes right after Crusaders of the Lost Mark in the CMC arc, which was excellent, so it's an even bigger letdown
>>28935864
Buckball is one of the comfiest episodes in the show, up there with the Ponytones episode
Also, might I say, I remember the times where I could recite every pone episode by order. Nowadays I have a hard time remembereing which episode aired in which season, not because they're less memorable but because there's so fucking many of them!
>>28935864
The most outside the finale? I think I'm conflicted between the Christmas episode and the Gabby one.
The least would be the Wonderbolt RD episode.
Honestly, I didn't like how safe S6 has played their cards.
>>28935899
Yeah, outside of the finale there were no real standout episodes, but there were no really bad ones either
>>28935864
It's pretty hard to pick a favorite, but it's either the Quibble episode, the Glimmer/Grixie episode, the premiere or the finale
Applejack's Day Off is easily my least favorite one
>>28935901
I disagree. We had a few really bad ones in my opinion. And some outstanding as well.
SexwithSilver Spoon
>>28935927Killyourselfretard
Been had a little horsie named Paul Revere
>>28935929
Marriagewithpony.
>>28935939Premarital sexwithpony.
Marital sexwithcolt
Holdingponieshooves
>>28935931
Good. Filly panties might attract the Japanese.
>>28935884
>Saddle Row Review
I hadn't rewatched that one in a while and had to to verify something in it recently and it really was great. I loved the way it was presented. Twilight felt cuter than usual too which satisfied my inner Twifag a lot.
>>28935944
>>28935959CorruptInnerCircle
>>28935959
It doesn't count if it's anal.
loliSweetieoppai
>>28936005
>>28936014Pinkponypussy
>>28936014
Technically I am a captain so I can marry you and it won't be rape.
>>28935588
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CALL A CHICKEN
>>28935731
He's right.
>>28936010loli(your favourite filly)being cute
>>28936037
What the christ
Is there more of this with other ponies?
>>28936114
I have no clue whatsoever.
Best princess coming through
>>28936127
I only read the filename and you're already oh-so wrong.
>>28936135
>Wrong
>>28936164
Wrong.
>>28936169
>Wrong.
>>28936176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY
>>28936184
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY
>>28936184
Would you assholes please quit turning my mom into fucking lorax's an shit
Great, now wrong stopped looking and sounding like a word to me.
>>28936206
no
>>28936207
those things
a) look so retarded
b) are completely useless
c) are a waste of energy
d) are actually bad for you because you end up not walking and since everyone who owns that shit sits on his ass for 8 hours a day that means they don't even move their fat asses
They are a thermodynamic nightmare and an insult to intelligence worldwide.
>>28936226
Haters gonna hate while we keep rollin'.
Cake time
>>28936236
i want to eat pie off of filly ass so bad
>>28936234
What is your favorite part of rarity?
>>28936265
Hervoice
>>28936265
i'm not gonna lie, i love her fat dirty horse asshole.
What if Rainbow Dash was a filly in the show?
>>28935622
Someone should do a
>10 top threadly reminders that need to make a comeback
clickbait video
>>28936309
I'm gonna
>>28936325
Oh, are you now?
>>28935533
Best blond coming through.
>people discussing about what pokemon they want to have sex with
>i say i want to fuck a pony
>everyone calls me a creep
this is why its always a bad idea to discuss fetishes at thanksgiving dinner
>>28936521
Pokemon are not for sexual
Pokegirls are much better waifus anyway
>>28936534
This baito
It's so terrible
>>28936521
You were supposed to fetish shame them first and then compose your response based on their reactions. After all, being into Pokémon is bestiality.
>>28936540
Tis no bait my friend
The edgy cockfighting animals are only for snugs, not fugs
>>28936564
>not for fug
I'll sink it into as many of those pocket mons as I want, you couldn't pay me to dick one of those pokegirls.
Ugh, all human an shit.
>>28936309
>that flank
H-HER BIG!
>>28936521
Don't fall for the meme that there's unity in diversity.
People on the lower side of the spectrum actually yearn to find someone lower than them so they can feel better. And bronies are about the lowest common denominator for some people.
Funnily enough, I think the same for pokefags.
>>28936560
>After all, being into Pokémon is bestiality.
Amen. Ponies are sapient, pokemon are on the same level as dogs.
>>28936611
Nigga Alakazam has an IQ of like 3000 or some shit
>>28936626
And still they act like dogs.
>>28936639
>Gardevoir will never excitedly lick your face
>>28936639
Your waifu's a dog
>>28936639
so do ponies
what's your point
>>28936667
Excuse you, my waifu is a pony.
>>28936665
Goddamn pokefuckers get the fuck out of my board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28936670
so does pinkie*
>>28936674
>get the fuck off my board
Anon, I'm a horsefucker first and foremost, but I won't turn away a pokeyman, or a xeno, or a monstergirl.
>>28936626
>Alakazam's brain continually grows, infinitely multiplying brain cells. This amazing brain gives this Pokémon an astoundingly high IQ of 5,000. It has a thorough memory of everything that has occurred in the world.
That's not how brains work. This is what happens when you take a concept that's mainly supposed to be an entertainment for children and adult people start mucking in.
>>28936686
But anon some pokemon are literally eaten.
Having sex with a pokemon is bestiality.
>>28936687
Something people forget is the Pokedex ingame is filled in by a ten year old child. So hyperbolic claims like something being "hotter than the sun" or "a million times harder than diamonds" can just be dismissed as that.
>>28936708
>Something people forget is the Pokedex ingame is filled in by a ten year old child.
Have you never seen the anime? The pokèdex has all the information written inside it already. It's just an electronic encyclopedia.
It was futuristic stuff back in the 90's, now you can just pretend it's a very cheap phone with only wikipedia installed.
>>28936707
Why then, praytell, does it have 'best' in the title, Anonymous?
>>28936727
>>28936708
Reminder that this is canon in the pokemon world
>>28936719
b-but i was talking about the games because that pokedex entry is from the games.
The anime does a lot of in universe shit differently. I could be wrong, but in the games you're tasked with exploring the world and capturing pokemon to actually fill in the pokedex yourself, not use it as a scanner.
>>28936733
Whether there are "animals" in the pokemon world is a whole other fucking thing, holy shit. It's a mess.
Never let a filly alone with a male Pokémon, unless you want Nature to take its course.
>>28936732
jesus christ why are giraffes so fucking hot
>>28936732
>all the other zoo goers laugh and give exaggerated eww's
>you're the one guy sweating and blushing
>>28936740
The anime is about Ash getting job. Why would anyone want to watch that?
>>28936740
apparently humans evolved from pokemon and for a while after the switch it was normal for pokemon and humans to marry.
Pokemon are basically chimps.
>>28936754
POST NOBBY'S BIG BUTT GIRAFFE
>>28936741
Dude, you're overreacting, I'm pretty sure a Filly could beat a lvl 2 Spearow.
>>28936772
May be.
>all this non pone
my penis wenis no longer cares
>>28936811
>barbed cat tongue on face
ow ow ow ow ow
literally sandpaper
>>28936819
I love that giraffe.
She has the biggest butt.
>>28936820
Better?
>>28936820
Let do some lewd things on stallions.
Who needs to have thanks giving dinner with family when you can order chinese and hug your waifu to you.
>>28936835
It's not that bad. It scratches a little but it won't do anything, unless cheetahs have them really rough.
>>28936835
>he doesn't want a cheetah to groom him
bro what the eff, are you of questionable sexual orientation?
>>28936841
>>28936850
>>28936853
I really dislike cats.
>>28936871
That's horrible.
>"You take dat friggin' Dallas jersey off right now, Anonymous!"
>>28936880
How expensive is a filly these days?
>>28936835
I prefer it when Anon is portrayed as an incredibly generic looking person instead of a bald green question mark man,
>>28936921
You don't buy fillies, you make them.
>>28936929
Green lives matter, shitlord
>>28936929
your opinions are amongst the worst
Y'all niggas need Jesus.
>>28936929
The green part is the mask. This make the character Anonymous and it could be anyone, including you
>>28936929
literally hitler
>>28936929
You have good opinions.
>>28936929
Your preference is shit.
>>28936929
Fair, maybe. It might be easier to project yourself onto something that looks human as opposed to The Riddler in a custom skin suit.
>>28936951
>mwalla
ruined
>>28936951
Imma need the artists name for this.
>>28937010
Sirmasterdufel. Likes to draw thicc ponies.
>>28937010
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=derpibooru+176947
>>28937021
No anon that's SUnibee.
>>28937010
Apple aka Applebee aka Sunibee aka Donut artist
>>28936948
I need filly Jesus, actually.
>"Bill, bill, junk-, ooh, coupon for coldstone, that's a keeper."
>"Bill, final notice, aaaand it's another 8 x 10 of Anon's genitals. Ofcourse."
>>28937038
Filly jesus was tickled for your sins. You best appreciate her sacrifice.
>>28937030
Well shit. Mixed them up, since they draw similar fetishes.Dufel draws better 2bh
>>28937049
It probably Apple. That skinny white fucker always change his name every 2 years
>>28937034
>>28937021
Thanks to you both!
>>28937034
How many aliases does that guy need?
>>28935191
does your pony dress well mlpg
>>28937038
But anon, Jesus was a colt.
>>28937046
I know she loves those.
>>28937140
well, what was it then?
>>28937223
Jesus was a griffon, stupid.
>>28937234
The most vile disgusting substance known to man, Anonymous:soy milk
>>28937210
she's a pony, she doesn't dress at all
>>28937249
I bet that pony is never invited to fancy events.
>>28937049
>Dufel draws better 2bh
Objectively false, dufel.
>>28937260True.
>>28937248
>Soy milk
I am thankful for horse
>>28937147
>quote from a man who hasn't followed the many namechanges of cassetterecorder
>>28937248
By the Emperor
>>28937281
Kingcheetah is also guilty
>>28937281
>cassetterecorder
what was his name again when he was ponyfamous? it's floating around somewhere in the back of my mind but I cannot fully remember
>>28937287
I've seen KC in the endtown threads lately. has he gone by a lot of different aliases? I remember he had another handle, but I completely forgot about it.
I also remember he got paid for a ton commissions he never made and that he's a pretty bad artist in general
>>28937293
yeah I know what you mean
Something train
or railroad
my penis is carving a turkey
Odyssey
Rarity
>>28937297
>>28937293
It was some misspelled version of Sweatshirt, wasn't it?
>>28937306
http://mlpg.co/rarity/
>>28935260
Got off work and now studying for my Anatomy/Physiology test.
>>28937316
>>28937314
Ah, yes! Crookedtrees!
His name was Crookedtrees. He did the ask pinkamena blog and a ton of other stuff.
If I remember correctly he's completely gay and married another pony artist.
>>28937267
Nice try, sunibee.
Filly changed her name again.
>>28937325
>you finally get to go to Equestria
>make a joke about Rarara being a slut because you are still in MLPG mode and don't think about it
>she bursts into tears
Time for sudoku.
Speaking of ded aritsts
>>28937329
why is everyone in this fandom a fag?
Filly drew some really great artwork!
And then put a watermark right in the middle of it!
>>28937329
He draws and favorites an awful lot of straight porn if he's gay
>>28937341
That chart is absolutely off
>>28937347
Pone is cheerful
>>28937350
well he was gay years ago
maybe with every name he changed his sexuality
>>28937341
>fall from height
>4.5 minutes
>shotgun to head
>1.7 minutes
That's got to be seconds. Also the lethality of falling from at least 10 floors is 97%
>you will never be the little filly artist
>you will never sign your drawings with your hooves
>>28937372
>shotgun to head
>1.7 minutes
>agony: 5
what kind of fucking superhuman did they test that on? the guy who got his CNS removed?
>>28937374
TREE O' CLOCK
ROAD BLOCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEGeixI55Ro
>>28937323
Hang in there!
If you're studying (for something I'm assuming is involved even somewhat in the medical field) AND holding down a job, you're a national goddamn treasure as far I'm concerned.
Oh and also getting hit by a train has something like a 40% lethality, what the heck. That chart is not accurate at all.
Unless you'd actually count lying down the tracks waiting for an extremely fast and large train. Even in that case it's pretty hard to die on the spot, it's literally just decapitation at best.
>>28937387
Anon I don't think they tested something like that
>>28937374
DUDE
>>28937402
Not science then
Garbage
>>28937404
SWEET
>>28937404
WEED
PIN CALLE
>>28937402
>shoot Anon in the head
>half of it is gone
>pull out the stop watch
>"Hey dude, how you feeling? Everything alright?"
>"Yeah, barely even hurts man, I am great!"
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>28937402
>results out of the ass
yep, pretty much
Falling from a >10 story building is guaranteed, quick and cheap death anyway. I don't know why anyone would ever choose anything else, unless they lived in bumfuck, nowhere.I've yet to find a nice jumping spot. Every goddamn 10 story building either doesn't admit tourists or has no windows where it's easily accessible
>>28937425
I didn't even realize it was already that late. Time for beb.
>>28937418
What is it with Calle
Why does Google make me write it so often
>>28937435
>Every goddamn 10 story building either doesn't admit tourists or has no windows where it's easily accessible
What.
Why would you need permission? Where the fuck do you live where you can't just go into one of the 8-10 story apartment buildings? At worst just wait till someone's going in or our if it has a locked door.
>>28937425
>>28937436
It's 3:24 in the afternoon, small equine lieutenant
>>28937452
>Where the fuck do you live where you can't just go into one of the 8-10 story apartment buildings?
Bumfuck, nowhere. I'd have to get to the main city, but then I'd have no clue of where the big buildings are.
>>28937374
I love her
>>28937467
You could just start from the center of the city.
But you shouldn't want to end yourself in the first place
h-herlong
>>28937465
not for Europeons
>>28937476
>>28937472
oh yeah it's just a thing. I don't really wanna die anymore.
I mean, it's just nice to know I have a last-ditch escape route.
>>28937435
Dont do it anon
Not before you get sweet pegasus wings
>>28937506
*unzips dick*
>>28937506
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
>>28937506
what happens if I boop it
>>28937557
It'll eat you and reveal its true form
is it illegal to eat meat in equestria or just frowned upon
>>28937590
Fish is allow
>>28937603
that's fucked up. fish should be given rights too.
>>28937603
Wait, why is eating fish allowed but eating other animals isn't?
>>28937655
Why is eating beef allowed but eating dogs isn't?
I will eat the filly tonight.
>>28937661
That's not really the same. Fish have been showed to be intelligent like the other animals in the show.
I think it's more that ponies, even Fluttershy understand the food chain and won't complain, which means that fish ain't the only thing that's allowed.
Is the equine species the only type of creatures that have any moral capacity in Equestria? For some reason I assumed that the other animals had some sort of understanding between right and wrong.
>>28937661
But that's not true. Every meat is legal for eating, you're only not allowed to personally sell dog meat
Any chance of the movie outdoing Zootopia at the box office?
>>28937716
>>28937716
it might be as successful as zootopia, considering they're using new animation for it and the fact that it will be worldwide
>>28937716
There's always a chance. If you're planning to buy a couple thousand tickets, anything is possible.
Uhhg
I ate too much filly turkey
>>28937743
Fillies can't be turkeys.
>>28935260
I'm hiding from family at the moment, but I did a whole lot with them till now. I'm just checking in to see if anything fun is happening in this thread/board.
>>28937716
I think we'll know based on how well the first trailer does outside the fandom.
>>28937748
it might be turkey intended for fillies
>>28937753
Princesses are dancing.
>>28937753
I know that feel anon
escape is an even better one
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA
PRINCESS EMBER
VS
GILDA THE GRIFFON
BEGIN
>>28937716
In one hand, MLP is a series that existed for almost three decades now. I can see some nostalgia driven watching outside the fandom, considering it would be the first G4 pony movie.
On other hand, Hasbro is not Disney, nor will ever be.
>>28937772
my name is ember and I'm here to say
Breakfast is a healthy start to any day
>>28937776
Who would win?
Did anyone bring up politics at the table?
>>28937783
Only zebras and minotaurs can rap
>>28937802
I think that Princes Celestia's recent external policies and designated Princes Twilight to handle some of them are clearly a mistake.
While I understand that it's important for the new princess to understand this kind of thing sending her alone is not a good way to do it. She needs guidance.
What I'm saying is that Celestia should get off that fat butt of hers and for once in her lifetime do something related to goddamn leadership
Did you guys enjoy your Thanksgivings?
>>28937851
I am glad to have escaped
Equestria Girls series or Guardians of Harmony series?
Jesus Christ, this show is great.
>>28937851
It was okay. It would have been better if my family were ponies.
Would you become Ember's footslave?
>>28937866
Nah.
>>28937851
Still waiting for family to arrive from 3 states over, it's only 5 pm. Playing New Leaf in the meantime, this Harvest Festival music is the fucking shit.
>>28937863
I'm glad it still is after six seasons
Filly says shut up and dance with me.
>>28937910
I don't want to dance with you.
>>28937926
Get that filly's weird eyebrows away from me.
>>28937940
Never.
I regret being alive
>>28937963
You have to stay alive to have a chance at spontaneously turning into a pone anon
>>28937969
I know, but I wish it happened before today. Or at least before the pie.
>>28937975
I know how you feel. The cheesecake was a mistake.
>>28937969
>wanting to be a filthy horse
>>28937985
Damn our food centered holidays. This is one of the reasons other countries make fun of us.
Filly has gas from eating too much.
Colt is gonna try out for the hoofball team.
>>28938032
It's not like you're the only ones.
In my country people use a shitload of their saving for Christams and Easter cooking.
During those periods people use more than they monthly income to buy food. And that's in a Eastern European country where we are stingy as hell.
>>28938015
He wants to be Glimmer?
propose to the pony
>>28938145
Already did that. Twice
Both ponies accepted
We have a happy life
>>28938171
but how many foals?
i wonder what pinkie's eggs smell like haha
>>28938171
Hey me too
>>28938186
Fertilized
>>28938171
You can't marry more than one pony you heretic
Would you drink a pony?
>>28938227
The princess of Friendship disagrees
>>28937481
>>28938233
OK you can marry more than one pony.
But you CAN NOT marry any fillies!
>>28938233
[citation needed]
>tfw no filly pillow
>>28938238
I have not married any Fillies. Fillies are pure and innocent and I made an oath to protect their smiles
>>28938227
here's your citation
>>28938251
Excuse you
That's my wife and she would never endorse such a disgusting practice as polygamy
>>28938276
But how else is she supposed to get 2 dicks in her ass at the same time?
Would you trick 2 fillies into having sex with each other?
>>28938284
By running a horse farm
>>28938287
No
But maybe into making out
Japanese Horse
American Horse
>>28938171
So like did you ask them at the same time? Right after eachother?
Horse
On a 1-10 scale how bad does Sunburst's place smell?
How was your thanksgiving MLPG?
>>28938372
Well
I'm still not a filly, so okay
>>28938372
Just another day for me.
>>28938372
It's just another Thursday here
>>28938373
You lucky fuck
Does Spike have a fetish for older girls?
>>28938372
>eating a sandwich alone
>thinking about how Applejack isn't real
If I protect the filly's smile, will she protect mine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOXNjtwI91o
Goodnight mlpg
thanks for the best thanksgiving.
>>28938230
Maybe.
>>28938372
Messed up cooking apple treats.
>>28935150
>>28938577
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DOMAKE MORE UNTIL IT WORKS
>>28938586
I still have plenty of ingredients left so I was planning on making more tomorrow.
>>28938604
How could you fail the apple
Do they offer discounts on fillies for Black Friday?
>>28938642
Maybe
But don't go to any stores selling discount fill treats on discount unless you want to get trampled
>>28938372
Filling, and thanks to you full of nice pony.
HOLY SHIT IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS
>>28938699
gonna gobble that pank
>>28938414
I'd be her special somepony.
>>28938748
When the filly scouts offered me sweets for their fundraiser I denied to buy any
>>28938748
Needs more scouts.
>>28938759
DULCE
U
L
C
E
For the last time, fillies, and any other type of ponies can't be bought. They're sentient beings and purchasing them is akin to slavery.
Filly is trying to sell herself to you again.
>>28938770
Who's gonna stop me?
>>28938764
Samoas
What characters do you ship?
>>28938800
shining armor and cadence
>>28938800
pony and pony
>>28938800
>the plate is not appledash
You failed the oldfag test anon.
>>28938810
Slow down there this is a SFW board
>>28938817
never
I love ponies soooooo much
>>28938822
I love the apple.
>>28938843
>Chest tuff
On one hand I don't like chest tuft that much, on the other sometimes it's great
Thunderlane has a big dick
>>28938836
How much?
>>28938867
Thunderlane is a cute pone
>>28938879
it seems like all the cute stallions have big dicks
coincidence?
I think not
>>28938877
|--------------------------------------------------| this much
>>28938864
I'm usually neutral but apple tuft is the one tuft I wouldn't be able to resist.
>>28938883
But does having a big dick make a stallion cute, or does being cute make a stallion have a big dick?
>You're boopin the wrong end, sugarcube
>>28938933
I'm not sure.
Here's what we should do: We take Caramel, (who is pretty cute and has a pretty big dick) and put him in a hoodie so he's extra cute. Then we'll see if his dick gets any bigger.
https://derpibooru.org/1301546
>>28938964
UNF
>>28938964
Shouldn't it just shoot straight down her throat?
>>28938892
That seems like a healthy amount, I think
>>28938986
What if you love ponies an unhealthy amount?
>>28938996
people stop wanting to hang out at your place
>>28939002
>People
Not a big loss. At least the ponies will still be there
>>28938947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=McQ58nhhpHM
I'VE GOT A LIFE FORCE AND IT'S GOT HOT CUM RUNNING THROUGH IT FAST
Q: What color are Midnight Sparkle's panties?
A:What panties?
Lookin for some happiness but there is so a loneliness to find
Turn to the left, turn to the right
Lookin upstairs, lookin behind
>>28939091
Excuse me waiter? I ordered a good pony, not this
>>28939068
A:She wears boxer briefs
>>28939102
Compliments of the chef, faggot.
>>28938933
I think it's just that all the stallions are cute and all the stallions have varying degrees of big dicks
>>28939091
I want to help her wash her dreads.
>>28939164
me too
>>28938937
AJ has no wrong ends.
>1 month away
>>28939204
>It's nearly December
>29 days until Christmas
oh fuck me it's nearly 2017 what the hell
>>28939218
I'm not a weeb but I have to get weeb stuff for my friends. This will involve going to the Asian malls where all the anime stores are.
This is going to be an adventure.
if you told me 5 years ago that i would become obsessed with horse assholes and jack off to ponies TWICE on thanksgiving day while visiting family
i would have believed you as i had been jacking it to horsie holes long before mlp
>>28939218
i want to boop that thing right fuckin now it is pre-scrunched for christ's sake
Who wants some of aunty Twilys lap-hugs?
>>28939218
christmas isnt magic you dumb bitch
friends is the only magic
>>28939303
is her futa penis human or horse? either way
yes
>>28939308
first of all: rude
second of all: there's lots of magic
>>28939311
horse, of course
>>28939311
What if she has both?
One human penis and one horse penis.
>>28939316
Shut up.
>>28939311
>
>>28939316
anon no
she just has the one
>>28939316
>twily likes to shove both of her hams in at once
rip my cheeks
>>28939083
why was this deleted
>>28939341
Bonbon killed him.
For if we don't find the next whiskey bar
>>28939428
don't forget to be very Pankful for everything you have
>>28939442
I'm super pankful for panko pol
>>28939442
ponk you very much
>>28939442
im thankful for ponuts stallion and filly
>>28939428
I'm currently really fucking buzzed on whiskey.
Would ponies mind if I walked around naked?
>>28939474
You ever had kahlua cakeFUCK BRO
>>28939488
why is Celestia such a cake slut?
>>28939475
I want to cuddle that derp
munch
munch
munch
>>28939519
is that what I'm supposed to be doing with these clouds?
>>28939538
GET THE FUCK TO WORKING ON CHRISTMAS
>>28939521
It's pretty self explanatory
>>28939541
>>28939521
i am pretty sure i would fuck a cloud.
i hope this is socially acceptable in the pegasi world
>>28939561
It's encouraged
>>28939561
You would be exiled.
>first encouraged, then exiled
that is entrapment
Adult Sweetie Belle is my new favorite
>>28939602
favorite what?
>>28939602
>>28939606
Ohhh youuu
>>28939623
How many boner-related pickup lines do you think Anon will try on her?
>>28939626
Enough to impress her.
>>28939636
She's digging up the bone I buried.
Wait I can do better.
I'd like to bury my bone in her backyard.
I got a bone she can find.
With all the pieces in there, there could be a good one.
I love this horse very much
>>28939701
you can't hug sleep
>>28939707
Says who?
>>28939731
>Groovy, dude!
>Burn down the barbershop!
>I hate America!
>>28939789
What?
What kind of book from here would you give Twilight for her library?
Rick meets Twilight
What happen?
>>28939796
Watch more Simpsons, you cretin. L.t. Smash would be disappointed.
>>28939803
Never really liked the simpsons.
>>28939806
Would youhug_her?
>>28939819
Of course
>>28939819
>Never really liked the simpsons.
Even if the image limit hadn't been reached there would still be no reaction able to properly convey my disgust.
>>28939825
I like Futurama if that makes things better.
>>28939831
A little but that doesn't stop you from getting a full-on clamping.
>>28939801
He finds a way to 'accidentally' kill Starlight for her
New horse where
>>28939842
In 2 hours.
>>28939842
New horse never
>>28939843
>>28939843
>>28939843
Happy... day of the week!