Rainbow Dash Thread

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Murder Rainbow Dash

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Rainbow Dash Thread - (You)s-Free Edition, baby.

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Watch her do a bit of flight practice
Followed by hot chocolate

Have hot sex with her under a warm blanket on the couch in front of a fire place every night.

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>>28923077
I live in Florida, so I've never seen actual snow. I also have a bit of an affinity for cold, so I think I'd be fine hiking or running around or what have you with her.

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>>28923077
I want to snuggle Dash under a blanket by the fire

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>>28923656
>I also have a bit of an affinity for cold
>Floridian
>affinity for cold

I hate to break this to you, but your state has a definition of cold that would make New Englanders piss themselves laughing. I looked it up, and the coldest temp on record is a measly negative 2 degrees fahrenheit, it was the only sub-zero temp on record, and was recorded in 1899.

>>28924053
Yeah, but the humidity gets so high that it feels a lot colder than it actually is. 30 degrees with 91% humidity can feel real damn cold, and I'm someone who was raised up north.

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Enjoy some poorly drawn blue fast

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>9
NEIN more Dash

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>>28924877
Rainbow in clothing is top cute

Boop

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gorgeous little cutie

>>28924039
>Be Anon.
>The blanket was set on fire!
>The now flaming RD flips out and smashes through a window!
>She flies right into Twilight's treebrary!
>It too catches fire and as does Twilight!
>The now flaming Twi begins to flip shit and shoot magic everywhere!
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE" Twilight screeches as she destroys the town whilst flipping shit!

Well anon. Was it worth it?

>>28927012
I tried to translate the text. Using the "handwriting" input in Google Translate, and copying all the text letter by letter, I got:
>포니빌이야 어떻게 돌아가든 내 알 바먀?
>귀찮게 하지말고 니 앞가림이나해
Since print letters are a bit different from handwritten letters and I don't know Korean, I'm not really sure if it's exactly the same text. Anyway, also according to Google Translate, that means
>Ponyville. How can I get back to my house?
>Do not bother me.
I don't know what's that supposed to mean. The only thing I could figure out is, that's Discorded Rainbow Dash. FWIW.

>>28930138
Imagine how difficult it must've been not get her tail caught in the tail zipper

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>>28925297
Rainbow in lewd clothing is top unf

>>28923077
Why do you like her?

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>>28930265
Because my head is always in the clouds.

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>>28930265
I love the way she's grown as a character
While I loved her ambition in the first few seasons I could have easily seen her competitive nature become like Lightning Dust's without that growth

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I've been playing with GIMP, practicing coloring with some doodles. I like this one.

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>>28929051

it's interesting to see just how slow these threads are since I left

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Can you give her what she needs Anon?

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>>28931893
Who are you?

>>28931893
welcome back whoever you are

>>28931080
That's sweet anon, saved

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>>28924039
>she's into soft lardasses
>not a lardass
Life is suffering.

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bamp for Dashie

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>>28935829
Accurate.

>>28936034
Are you a skelly? Because I'd say that muscles feel more comfortable than fat.

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This little horsey to page 1.

>>28940999
This little fat piggy needs more exercise to get rid of that cider belly.

>>28942189
Daww. That's adorable.
I don't want to see Rainbow's parents in the show, whatever new shitty design they've done to replace Rainbow Dad won't be better than this, and I don't want to lose all this cuteness.

>>28940296
Didn't know rainbows were a superfluid.

>>28942282
>You will never go over to her parent's house for dinner.
>You will never introduce yourself awkwardly as her engaged coltfriend.
>You will never look her father in the eye and talk about your job knowing you made sweet love to his daughter a few hours ago.

>>28940545
>Are you a skelly?
>σkέλος (skélos)
> - noun: 1. leg
Huh... No, I'm not? I belong to the /fit/ group of monkeys. I engage in several physical activities/sports, most of which are close to the anaerobic end of the spectrum.

>comfortable
Nuh-uh-uh, no cheating. The word was "soft".

>>28942458
>You will never fuck her at the dinner table in front of her parents.

Why live.

>>28943331
Honestly, not going so far as to fuck her on the table, I'd love to make sure her father knows that I tamed the beast, so to speak. Just make a show out of kissing her and putting my arm around her.

>>28944096
I'd love to see her father's reaction after I nonchalantly scratch her ear until she falls asleep on my lap during family conversation. Then cradle her sleeping form in my arms as we quietly head to the guest room to get some sleep.

>"Honey did you see that? It was like when I used to sing her a lullaby as a filly."
>"I know, I can't remember the last time she let anypony touch her in public."
>"I was pretty leery at first but I think Anon's going to be good for her."

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>>28944694
Why do I want this so bad and where are the writefags?

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>>28883020
>Just as the pain begins to seep away along with your consciousness, shouts from above snaps you back to attention.
>"I see her boss! She's down in the ditch!"
>"Well, what are you waiting for? She killed Windy and Puck! Go get her!"
>Underneath the shroud of the forest top it was nearly too dark to see anything, but the distinct sound of heavy armor thudding through thick shrubbery echoed through the forest.
>To your surprise, the pain coursing through your body was slowly fading away, replaced by a gentle numbness.
>You suspected that the searing pain had all drained out into the growing pool of blood underneath you.
>You shook your head feverishly, the pit in your chest firmly holding your body against the floor as your fear grew.
>"Move! You have to move, they're coming!"
>Your entire body trembles as you struggle to your hooves, a well placed arrow landing a few inches from your flank giving you a sudden jolt.
>The sword in in your foreleg rests firmly, rendering your limb useless as you pitifully limp forward.
>"I can't pull it out yet, I'm already loosing blood too fast and I might pass out from the pain."
>You slowly limp away from the encroaching enemies holding your foreleg high, attempting to slow the blood flow.
>A light breeze cuts through the forest, gliding through your feathers, reminding you of the still sore wings at your sides.
>They still felt weak, but it was starting to look like flying was your only option if you wanted to make it out of there alive.
>You slowly pumped your wings, the angry voices growing louder behind you as they drew near.
>Your feeble wings only manage to get you a few hooves off the ground, just barely enough to clear the vegetation.
>The thick underbrush slides by underneath you, gliding against your hooves as you speed forward, the draining wound consuming your foreleg painting the leaves red.
>The rustling of heavy armor and crushed flora grows louder behind you as you struggle to pick up speed.

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>>28946139
>"I see her boss! She's up in the air now!"
>"Shoot her down then!"
>The air around you thickens for a few anxious seconds as silence erupts through the forest, only to be cut by an arrow slicing through the woods.
>It misses it's mark, planting itself in a tree only a few inches from your head.
>"Shit, I'm an easy target up in the air, I need to get further ahead before I get shot down..."
>You pump your wings even faster, ignoring the pleading for rest in your muscles as you push ahead.
>The voices behind you slowly drown out as you travel further and further into the woods, eventually silencing themselves altogether.
>You come to a slow landing on the ground after what felt like hours of flying, nearly collapsing to the floor as soon as you reach land.
>The thick forest surrounds you on all sides, totally eclipsing the moonlight.
>Every direction looks exactly the same as the last, you weren't even sure which direction you came from any more.
"Where am I?"
>Surveying your surroundings, you continue trudging forward through the air on your weakened wings, hopeful to find an end to this all-consuming forest.
>A slow tingle runs up your bloodied foreleg, reminding you of the freely dripping wound.
>Your vision swirls from exhaustion as you continue forward, slamming into anything in your way with your lack of eyesight.
>Branch after branch slaps against your face, the cool droplets on your coat providing your consciousness with some refuge.
>Suddenly your wings completely droop to your side, totally sapped of any energy they had left.
>You come to a sickening stop against the floor, the mud being your only cushion for your muzzle as you skid to a stop.
>You let out a loud groan, a frustrated tear rolling down your cheek.
>Your legs are no longer able to support your body, incapable of even standing.
>You dig your hoof into the forest floor, slowly dragging your body inch by inch through the greenery.

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>>28946142
>You couldn't just lay there and die, you had to keep pushing forward.
>Everything in you was totally numb now, and your strength was completely faded.
>Before long you can't even lift your hoof to drag yourself further, completely unable to move.
>You could only rest your head on the floor, chuckling in your last few moments.
>"How ironic. I spend my whole life fighting trained armies, only to die after being jumped by some low life bandits."
>Your eyes felt heavy and the cold floor suddenly seemed very welcoming to your tired body, as good a place as any.
>The only thing keeping you from fading off into the peaceful sleep you longed for was the strange, quiet thudding noise a few feet ahead in the bush.
>You could only manage lift your head, but you were able to locate the source of the noise nonetheless.
>The light of the rising sun gleamed across a wide plain, only textured by the sea of waving grass in the wind.
>A small village was the only feature of this vast valley, seated right in the middle of the land mass, adjacent to a small river.
>The sudden noise came from a rickety cart trudging along the bumpy road not ten yards away from where you lay, a smiling pony pulling it along while whistling a tune.
>A new fire rose in your chest, dim hope filling every facet of your body as you forget about your lack of movement for a few moments.
"HEY! HEY! OVER HERE!"
>The stallion stopped, glancing to his sides as he adjusted his worn straw hat.
>"Hmm? Anypony there?"
>You tried to cry out again, but only a weak moan managed to pass through your lips.
>The stallion unhitched hitched his cart from his back, trotting a few feet to the forest edge.
>"'Ello?"
>You grit your teeth, summoning any amount of desperate strength you have left in you to make some kind of noise.
"OVER HE-..."
>You can't manage any more than that, teetering on the edge of life and death was taking too much out of you.

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>>28946149
>The pony turns his head swiftly, gasping as he sees your mangled body.
>"Holy moly! Are you OK miss?"
>You didn't have enough strength to berate him for his obvious question, but you could manage to roll your eyes.
>"Alright, don't move! I-I'll take you to the village, Whirler can look at all that. Just hold on!"
>You can feel a pair of hooves wrapping themselves around your forelegs, gripping you tightly.
>A loud gasp comes from above as the pony spots your wound, accompanied by a gag as you eventually begin to move.
>You're slowly dragged through the last of the forest over to the stallion's cart, sunlight flooding your hazy vision.
>A small trail of blood marked your path, flowing freely from your foreleg as the stallion slowly lifts you into his cart.
>"A-Alright ma'am, just hold on, I'll get you to town!"
>He rushes back to his hitch, attaching it firmly to his back and taking off towards the village.
>You could barely even see now, but you were able to make out a few features of your rescuer.
>He was young, younger than you at least.
>Maybe that was just his face though, he lacked the time worn scars and deep, creased lines of yours.
>He had the look of a simple farm boy, and a rather large one at that.
>He was easily twice your size, maybe even larger than that.
>"Hey! You better be stayin' awake back there!"
>You could hear the voice calling back to you, but you could only make out a light brown blob making it now as you grew weaker.
>"Talk to me, stay awake. What's your name? A'hm Yellow Rock, and Whirler's the village doctor. He'll fix you up good, don't worry!"
>You were starting to fade in and out now, and you could only pick up bits and pieces of what he was saying.
>The ride seemed much shorter than you expected as you drove arrived at the village, the waves of grass being cut away in favor of dirt roads and small hovels.
>Many villagers looked appalled by your miserable condition, but all were beyond shocked.

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>>28946153
>The entire cart rattled as you came to a stop outside a small cobble hut, resting on the edge of the tiny village.
>Yellow had already unhitched the cart and was frantically pounding on the rickety wooden door.
>"Whirler!? Whirler get out here! There's an emergency!"
>A crowd had already gathered around you, two stallions stepping forward to help you from the cart.
>After a few seconds of silence, the door slammed open and a bright blue stallion leapt from the entryway.
>"AN EMERGENCY!? That means somepony needs me! Oh goodie!"
>Whirler practically skips over to your battered corpse, quickly surveying you as the two stallions carry you inside the hut.
>"Oh goodness, that's quite a lot of blood. Had a nasty fall, have we?"
>The two stallions carry through the doorway, followed by a crowd of villagers.
>"Quickly then, put her right there on the doctor table thingy. I'll go get the other doctor thingies!"
>The entire world was a haze, but you could feel yourself begin softly placed on a cushion of some sort.
>Whirler seems to materialize from nowhere next to your table, a bag of various utensils in his mouth.
>He tosses the two stallions a large rag from the sac, instructing them to wrap it around your foreleg.
>Whirler places the bag down on the table and fishes around inside before pulling out a small bottle.
>"There we go! The anesthesia, I think."
>He pops open the cap and takes a look inside, nodding his head as if the contents have been deemed acceptable.
>"Alright, this the stuff. Now, I'm not sure if this is the right dose, so it might work or,...."
>He grins at you sheepishly, shrugging his shoulders.
>"OrIsupposeitmightkillyouokbottomsup!"
>He shoves the bottle in your mouth, unloading it's contents.
>You can barely even register the fluids, but you managed to gulp it all down.
>"Great! That should be kicking in soon, right about..... now!"
>The effects were near instantaneous, and it didn't take much effort to put you to sleep this time.

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>>28946156
>"Now that she's out, we can get to our doctor work! Grab me that hacksaw, would ya?"
>You reach out your hoof in a panic, but it quickly drops as you vision fades along with you off to sleep.

>>28923077
Snuggle and kiss her under a giant wool blanket.

then fingerfuck her until she repeatedly cums hot marejuice into a cup and take it outside and freeze it into snow so we can have marecum snowball fights

>>28946391
Remember: Don't eat yellow snow.

>>28946157
Very nice Guts, I love the way you describe what's going on in the world, and I really like how the story is going so far, keep it up my dude

>>28946157
Why do I have a feeling something bad is about to happen to this village? Good stuff though, I absolutely love all the action scenes, it's a well needed break from all the SoL stuff I see around.

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>>28946391
>>28946871
>"Hey Anon, wanna play?"

Sweet Celestia, what am I doing with my life?

>>28947966
Pissing it away, like all of us.

>>28946871
b-b-but marecum isn't piss

Any stories of how your love for your waifu almost shone through in everyday life?

>At my cousins house for her college graduation.
>Be sitting with the A dults in kitchen drinking coke.
>Younger cousins playing in living room and watching TV.
>MLP commercial comes on but I don't notice until I hear Dashie's voice.
>Snap my head around to find it's source and completely drop the conversation.
>Immediatly spot her confident grin on the TV before it changes scenes.
>"Anon you okay?"

>"Y-yeah, I'm okay..."

>>28947966
>Did you pull that gold nugget out of your ass?

There really is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

>>28950019
In fairy tales it can be whatever you want. Perhaps sweet corn syrup?

>>28951533
I know it's cliche but it would be a definate selling point.

>Dash we're all out of syrup, can you cum on these pancakes?

But my headcannon is that she tastes like sweat and watery musk. Which goes even better with breakfast

>>28950419
My roomate and I were talking about how much we annoy eachother, and apparently I said rainbow a few times in a row in my sleep.

He had no idea and I just laughed it off. The worst part about it is I don't remember the dream.

Anybody noticed the odd way Derpy says "Rainbow Dash"?

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>>28923077

>>28951662
There's a dilemma: I'd prefer it not to have a disturbing color, but all the clear stuff like glucose or sucrose tastes awful. Clear or very light maple syrup would be nice, but I'm not sure it exists. Then again, anything is possible.

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>>28923077
I'm only attracted to her EQG counterpart. Is there something wrong with me?

>>28954128
You have a case of normie, I'm sorry but it's chronic

>>28954128
Yes, there is something very wrong with you. You don't know how to capitalize acronyms properly. Consider suicide.

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>>28954039
>Good End
I did the edit replacing the last panel some months ago, it's nice to see this again. And it's funny that someone fixed the ugly white lines that were in the original and that I didn't remove.

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>>28954039
That's way too cute for my body to handle

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>>28954884
Oddly enough, I was the one who posted the original in the thread with the final image from another chart pasted on top of it.

Was delighted to see your edit.
I also cleaned up the slightly messed up edges a bit

>>28951835
My girlfriend broke up with me because i would mumble "Dashie" in my sleep and she thought i was cheating on her.

>>28956210
Did you tell her it was the other way around?

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>>28954039

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>>28955800
Oh, that's right, I forgot about that. So my edit was actually an edit of an edit. And >>28954039 is an edit of an edit of an edit. We need to go deeper.

Incoming green. Continuing >>28827763

“So how’d you know Dash and I were going to be here?”
>Soarin doesn’t bother looking at you as he leans across the snack trays to inspect a row of pastries.
>”We didn’t.”
“So I take it you know gluey then?”
>”Yeah sure I know Gummy.”
>Gummy, right.
“I’m sorry, I just have a hard time picturing how two Wonderbolts ended up at a chameleon’s—
>”—Crocodile’s.”
“…crocodile’s birthday party.”
>He finally chooses his victim and turns to meet your eyes.
>”Not any less likely than an a alien and a wonderbolt.”
>He did have a point.
>”We uhh, the train stopped here on the way Back from Appaloosa and I noticed a massive banner advertising free party pastries.”
”Pinkie solicited her pet’s birthday party on public transportation routes?”
>”I guess that’s one way to put it, either way we couldn’t turn it down.”
“Yeah…”
>Soarin digs into his cherry croissant and you turn to survey the crowd.
”So Fleefoot is—“
>”—Putting her law degree to work and helping me clear up some family matters, wills and such.”
>You would’ve never pinned the blithe mare as a lawyer.
“Oh, so you’re not together?”
>”Well…not officially, the ‘Bolts don’t really tolerate teamcest, uhh…mixing personal lives with work. It’s complicates things when ponies start playing favorites.”
“That makes sense I guess.”
>You pause to stuff your mouth with some licorice.
>A myriad of colorful ponies are engaged in various conversations and several glance over to briefly catch your eye.
>You’d grown accustomed to your relative height advantage, but you never felt natural—especially in crowds.
>Luckily most ponies who weren’t already used to you were cordial enough not to stare.

>>28958302

>The little equines were on the smaller end of all the fantastical species you’d seen; the average stallion was a smidgen taller than you on his hind legs, and the average mare, a few inches shorter.
>Ironically, you’d be in an even more awkward predicament if you were in a Griffin home.
>They were much taller on all fours, but their architecture seemed to prefer the sheltered feel of a low roof.
>Most of the diverse places like Ponyville sported high ceilings and windows in order to accommodate pegasi.
>The clearance wasn’t for flying though, it aimed instead to ease the instinctive discomfort the winged creatures had for enclosures.
>You finally look to a particular set of colors that had never left the corner of your eye since they’d parted your presence.
>Dash was standing next to the bar with Fleetfoot and Fluttershy…Applejack was on her way to join in.
>She’s got her back to you but you don’t need to see her expression to know her company isn’t letting her catch a break.
>Her tail sways nervously and her wings are held tensely to her torso.
>Ears twitch and turn to whomever happens to be talking to her.
>You never would’ve noticed these intimations a few months ago, but your friendship with Rainbow had forced some learning.
>Living with hear had forced some more.
>You tell yourself not to stare, but you can’t help it.
>”So is it everything you ever hoped for?”
>Soarin finishes wiping some cherry filling from the corner of his smirking mouth.
“Is what?”
>He wags his eyebrows towards Dash and his smirk widens.
“Y-yeah. She’s a lot of fun,” You respond with a blush hoping he’d accept your cop-out.
>”Aww come on you’re totally shaggin!”
>You choke on a bit of spit and look down to kick some dirt off your shoes.
>He wasn’t going to drop it.
*cough-“Yeah it’s amazing,” You reply under your breath.
>”Hahaha! I knew it!”
>You look around nervously as he entertains himself.

>>28958312
“Why don’t you tell the whole world while you’re at it.”
>”Oh it’s not me you gotta look out for…”
>He nods back towards the familiar group of mares, in particular, Fleetfoot.
>”Before the party’s over everyone at that bar’s gonna know about you two.”
>You nervously scratch the back of your head. Your initial feelings towards going public were starting to give way to self-consciousness.
>No doubt everyone would be thinking the same thing you were.
>She’s way out of your league.
>”You know I’d thought up a few tips for you for the next time we met, but from what I heard, you don’t need ‘em.”
“Tips for what…oh, I’d like to hear them.”
>Part of you wanted to sprint to the end of the awkward conversation, but another part was curious as to what you might be missing out on.
>”Nah trust me, it’s more fun to figure it out for yourself.”
“You’re speaking from experience?”
>He quirks an eyebrow at you before returning his gaze to the rambunctious crowd.
>”Parents really sheltered me; I didn’t figure it out until I watched my academy roommate’s get frisky.”
>You quirk a brow at him.
>Uhh…coed dorms,” He replies to your unspoken question.
“I guarantee you’re still light-years ahead of me.”
>”Light Years?”
“It means like…way ahead.”
>The mild confusion leaves his features.
>”Yeah well, perks of not being born yesterday.”
>You snort, “I’m sure things get pretty crazy turing training.”
>”Yeah but we’re not talking about me here.”
>Dammit so close.
>”Dang…so she finished first? Even with her stamina?”
>You avoid eye contact.
What kind of rumors were going around up there?
“Um…yeah I guess.”
>That got his attention.
>”Heh, if you can keep pace with her then you might be one of the few guys I know who can handle a herd.”
“A herd?”
>”Yep, a herd.”
“Like…multiple mares?”
>He nods.

>>28958319
>”You’ll find most mares are willing as long as you can give ‘em their share of attention. But you gotta be a pretty big family colt to pull it off, you know with all the late hours and stuff.”
“Interesting.”
>”I was thinking about starting one up when I retired, but I’m already getting my flank kicked by the briefing room staircase.”
>You can’t imagine Dash to be the type that would go for that—you know you wouldn’t.
>The male-female ratio was a bit biased towards the fairer sex, but the herding tradition was a holdover from much earlier times when fillies had a higher survival rate than colts.
>At least that’s what Twilight told you.
>But more importantly, the thought of giving Dash any less than all your affection was…revolting.
“I don’t think I’m the type.”
>”Really? Well I guess you do have your hooves full.”
“It’s not easy.”
>That was a lie, loving her was the easiest thing you’ve ever done.
>”Well they say the hotter they are the rougher they get…”
>He leaves the statement open ended.
>You almost told him your observations thus far were the exact opposite, but that was between you and Dash.
“It’s a one-of-a-kind experience.”
>”I mean I’ve been with my share of mares but each one’s different.”
>You just nod and awkwardly turn to browse the snack table you’d been leaning against.
>”The only mare I ever knew that I could manage that with was as loose as a manticore…”
>Did he just imply that—
>”…but that sure ain’t the case with Crash. That girl’s as green as they come.”
>Good, you feared you might have to confront him over his implications.
>His tone returns more somber as he stares blankly at his second pastry.
>”Poor thing…she ever tell you about her past relationships?”
>Now this piqued your interest.
“Just that she didn’t get very far.”

>>28958325
>”Hah! That’s an understatement. I doubt she got so much as a kiss out of a stallion before they were out the door.”
>Conflicting emotions welled up inside you.
>On one hand you were happy to be her only intimate experience.
>But on the other she must’ve suffered through a lot of loneliness.
“Why?”
>He pauses.
>”I don’t know, but whatever it is I’m glad you don’t see it. She’s an honest girl and she deserves a good stallion.”
“Heh, I’m no stallion but I’ll definitely be good to her.”
>”Good ‘because I’ll lump you up if you break her heart,” His serious tone grabs your attention.
>It’s just like you imagined her father would sound.
“You won’t have to worry about that.”
>He nods and takes a bite.
>Dash had since migrated into a larger group that contained the rest of her friends.
>You could only pick out snippets of her tail and mane…and an eye?
>She cranes her neck a bit to look at you with perked ears and you wink at her.
>She just blushes and disappears again amidst a circle of giggles.
>Crazy mares.
>”Ahem…excuse me…Anun?”
>That voice sounded familiar.
>You look over to see the multicolored mare from earlier standing uncomfortably close even by pony standards.
“Yes?”
>”That is how you pronounce it right?”
“Close enough.”
>She shuffles nervously but her gamey smirk never leaves her muzzle.
>”My name is Fire Grass, I just wanted to say thanks for getting the door earlier.”
>Your supreme situational awareness makes you glimpse a few unfamiliar mares at the edge of the crowd giggling and watching your exchange.
>This was trouble.
“It was a common courtesy,” You bluntly offer.
>She giggles and looks up at you with dilated eyes.
>You had to admit she was a bit cute, but so was every other tiny pony in this room.
>”Maybe for you it is, but we don’t get many gentle colt’s around here.”
>”I wonder why…” Soarin mumbles behind you, but she doesn’t notice.

>>28958327
“Well I’m sorry to hear that, look I’m—“
>”—I know the bartender and I can get us a good deal on some ale…if you want.”
>You know where this is going and you rush to think of a way to decline her offer.
>Not only was Equestrian alcohol the nastiest thing you’d ever tasted, but you would bet that walking in Dash’s direction with her at your side would lead to a bloodbath.
>But all things considered you wanted to avoid hurting her feelings, after all, she didn’t know you were here with someone else.
>Soarin wasn’t going to be any help, he wanted to see how you handled it.
>You take a deep breath.
>You can’t make everyone happy.
“Sorry but I’m with—“
>”—What’s up?” Dash interjects sarcastically.
>Blue legs deliberately plod through the parting crowd.
>You flinch upon hearing her snappy voice.
>But only feel temporary relief when you realize it’s not directed at you.
>”Uhh I-I-I’m just m-making conversation!”
>The mare flinches when she see’s Dash’s fiery magenta eyes.
>She had put two and two together. Your marefreind was the Rainbow Dash.
>The rest of Dash’s companions break through the crowd ready to back up their friend, but stop once they take stock of the situation.
>This wasn’t something they wanted in on lest they end up as collateral.
>”About the weather or about gettin laid.”
>Geez she was harsh.
>You can’t help but notice your guardian pegasus had maneuvered to angle herself in front of you.
>If she’d ever been embarrassed about public displays of affection, she’d gotten over it.
>That, or she knew no one would dare tease her about it now.
>”Do you think you can just do whatever and no pony would care!”
>”I-I-I’m sorry I-I didn’t kn-know.”
>That just made your blue fireball madder.
>The poor earth pony was actually losing ground to Dash’s stare—like a dog cowering from a vacuum cleaner.

>>28958330
>You’d never seen her this possessive before, not even when she chucked that fork.
>But she didn’t stoop to the level of compromising her posture. She had total dominance over her opponent just by voice and reputation alone.
>If there was one thing your mare knew how to do it was steal the show.
>”I didn’t k-know he was w-with you!”
>The dynamics of the cat fight were too numerous for your alien mind to count, but you manage to pick out a very prominent one.
>You hated to judge ponies by it, but it didn’t take a native to know that your mare friend easily had the advantage in the looks category.
>”So you would’ve done the same to any other mare? Is that what you’re saying?”
>”N-no I asked about you I-I just—“
>”—Anon…”
>Rainbow’s interjects your name with only a hint of zest.
>”…Did she ask about me at all?”
>You hesitate to respond despite the obvious answer.
>You had no idea what they were talking about, how this other mare could possibly know about Dash, or what bearing it had on the situation.
>But it was obvious that your response could decide the fate of the quaking earth pony staring up at you.
>”She asked if I wanted to head over to the bar where you were at.”
>Hopefully your careful wording would mitigate some of the violence, but it was out of your hands now.
>Dash turns back and takes a moment to scrutinize the other mare.
>”Keep. Your flank. Away from him,” She finishes sternly.
>The other mare turns tail and skitters for the door, her speechless friends hot on her heels.
>Her eyes shift to the quiet onlookers staring at you, they hastily return to their conversations.
>Dash turns to check you over—the softness in her eyes tempered with concern.
>Her quick appraisal concludes and she trots up to hug your waist.
>Her friends start to head your way, but Rarity says something that holds them back.
>You shun a few onlookers and crouch down to properly return the hug, but Dash pulls back.

>>28958339
>Her face was a mixture of lingering concern and relief.
>”Don’t hold doors open anymore.”
>She actually sounded pretty shaken up.
So you try not to smile, “I promise, not even for you.”
>She barely smirks at your joke.
>”I’m serious Anon, that mare was a total slut.”
“Hahaha! Okay Dash but don’t you think that’s a bit much?”
>She quirks her brow at you clearly not understanding.
“I mean she couldn’t have known about us.”
>Her eyes briefly squint before widening.
>”Oh haha! This is great!”
>You shoot Soarin an annoyed look.
>”You might need some of those tips after all!”
>”Aw Clipper leave us alone!”
”Tips about what?” Something was clearly going over your head here.
>”Uhh…Anon?”
>Your mare steals your undivided attention.
“Yeah?”
>”You know all those times when uhh…”
>She looks to the floor and blushes a bit; her voice returns in a directed whisper.
>”…when we uhh…h-hugged and n-nuzzled a-and stuff?”
“…Yeah?”
>”…You ever notice how…h-how I always d-do that when you like, g-get outta the shower?”
“Yeah what about it?”
>She looks like she’s about to confess to murder.
>”I-I was um…we’re…we m-marked each other.”
>You get the feeling that is the part where a light bulb is supposed to come on and you suddenly get overcome with a new outlook on life.
>But you still don’t get it.
“What’s that mean?”
>”Heheheh!”
>Your darting glare silences Soarin who was munching on some cookies like he was in the theater.
>But the true victim is the one who had to break her facade to explain the nuances of your own relationship to you.
>”S-so pretty much y-you carry my scent a-and…other ponies k-know that you…y-you’re with some pony.”
>Things were slowly falling into place.
“So you’re saying that that mare did know about you?”
>Dash nods.
>”Well she didn’t know it was me, but she knew it was some pony.”
“And she hit on me anyways?”

>>28958346
>She nods again.
>So that was the poor mare’s great sin.
>”And she smelled like other stallions…m-more than one.”
>Wow, you suddenly get overcome with a new outlook on life.
>It was like you’d grown up reading braille and just realized that books meant things too.
“I guess I just can’t pick that up…” You say to no one in particular.
>”Probably cuz you’re nose is so small dude.”
>You look at Soarin who just shrugs at his own comment.
>Dash’s friends were still keeping their distance but obviously eavesdropping.
>You lower your voice when you turn back to your flustered pegasus.
“Wait so what was the whole thing about her asking about you?”
>She looks at you like you’re dumb.
>”What don’t tell me humans have never heard of manners before either?”
>”He’s probably never heard of herds before Rainbow.”
>She looks at Soarin, and he answers his own proposition.
>”Typically any mare would want to talk with the mares already in the relationship before they approach the stallion.”
>Oh. Like some kind of seniority thing.
“Ok, I think I get it now. Sorry to stir things up.”
>”Ask him if he wants to make it up to you in the hotel across the street.”
>”Fleetfoot! It’s bad enough I have to room with you on trips, the least you could do is leave me alone for ten bucking seconds!”
>”She sounds a bit worked up Fleet.”
>”Should be working out if you know what I’m saying. Really helps with the stress.”
>The vicious circle of verbal fencing continues between the Wonderbolts and you take the opportunity to excuse yourself from the spotlight.
>You retreat to the opposite end of the snack bar to recover.
>By now it’s almost barren and most of the party had consolidated to small social circles.
>This whole thing just an excuse for a get-together.
>That crocodile was probably a hundred by now.
>A soft voice comes from your side.
>”Umm…Anun…excuse me.”
>Not again.

>>28958355
>You look over to see Rainbow’s timid yellow friend next to you.
>Your relief was evident in your voice.
“Hey Fluttershy, what’s up?”
>You strain to hear her quiet reply over the din of the room.
>”I don’t mean to bother you, but I wanted to speak with you if you have a minute.”
“Of course take two if you need to.”
>”I was…well, I’ve known Rainbow ever since we were fillies, and I’ve never seen her like this before.”
“I haven’t either, that’s the second time she’s gone off on someone.”
>”That’s not what I meant…” She swipes her hair across her muzzle, “…she’s never been this um…interested in some pony before.”
>Your receptiveness prompts her further.
>”She’s always been a loyal friend, and I think she’s been waiting until she found some pony who was just as devoted as she was.”
“She is pretty passionate about her interests.”
>”She’s invested a lot into you, for a lot longer than you think, and…I just wanted to make sure you know that now before you have to make any important decisions.”
>You muster as much sincerity as you can and look her in the eye.
“Thank you Fluttershy, I appreciate it.”
>A smile surfaces on her sober exterior and she trots away.
>Well this sure turned out to be a busy party.
>And to think you almost went back to sleep instead.
>Fluttershy apparently knew about Dash’s feelings for you even long before you did.
>Maybe your relationship wasn’t a secret after all.
>Maybe Dash just wasn’t comfortable in public like that.
>You let your thoughts carry you until they bore.
>You return to the rambunctious group and finish the night on a lighter note—laughing and joking until nearly everyone else had left.
>Eventually the core group starts to break up and leave for home and in no time at all you’re waving goodbye as you exit the door behind Dash.
>You start your long walk home and Dash falls in line with you.

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>>28958358
>You look down at her and she looks up—stumbling as she does.
“Dash I think you’re a bit drunk.”
>”I am not!” She snorts.
“Then do a wing flip right now.”
>You were well acquainted with her abilities when she was drunk, and the short airborne loop wasn’t on her inebriated repertoire.
>”No.”
“I’ll spot you if you’re worried.”
>”M’not worried, just don’t want to.”
“I bet you’re completely numb right now.”
>”No. I’m not.”
>You continue walking in silence and enjoying the cool night sky as Dash drifts closer and closer to your stabilizing hip.
>You learned to avoid calling her a lightweight a long time ago, but that’s what she was.
>You reach out to lay a bracing palm on her withers, but she dodges away—intent on proving she was fine.
>After a dozen yards she begins to narrow her steps, swaying her hips and tail as she moseys along beside you.
>”Heheh, I don’t feel the tingling from this morning anymore.”
“Hmmm…maybe because you’re drunk?”
>She crashes back into your hip and leans into you more than was necessary for stability.
>”Or maayyybe, that means it’s time for round two-no, three…wait what are we on now?”
“Four,” You ruffle her mane.
>”Heh…round four.”
“I don’t know I’m pretty wore out and I’ve got work tomorrow,” You grind down at her.
>”Oh yeah…that’s too bad.”
>You soak up the sight of her sarcastic, pretty little face.
>Tonight was going to be a long one.

FIN for now. Comments, criticisms, complaints appreciated. This many moving pieces gets really time consuming for me so if anyone seems out of character then let me know.

One more day in universe before the story ends!

>>28958330
>”About the weather or about gettin laid.”
aw shit son
>>28958346
>”I-I was um…we’re…we m-marked each other.”
That's adorable
>>28958411
This was great man I loved it top cute

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>>28958411
>One more day in universe before the story ends!
OH GOD NO PLEASE

>>28958411
This is a sweet story

>>28958411
I'm sorry to be a killjoy, but this wasn't my favorite update. I get that Dash's jealous explosion here means that she care for Anon as much as he cared for Dash when he beat Zephyr. But while Zephyr was a likely menace, and Anon was "protecting" Dash, this mare wasn't a real threat, it was just Dash feeling very insecure. It's true that her lack of self-confidence is something we've seen on the show, so I wouldn't call this OOC, but, still, it just feel bad that her way to show her love is by feeling bad herself.

Well, other than that, the rest of the scene was nice, with some really cute bits. I'm enjoying very much this green. I'm really gonna miss it when it finally ends.

One last thing, I probably shouldn't say this and if anyone disagrees feel free to tell me to fuck off, but one final request. Please, if Dash is "too" drunk, don't end the night with another sex scene. I don't know what had you planned, but if it was something like that, I'd wholeheartedly appreciate if you reconsidered it. Just that. And thank you.

>>28959704
I tried to show her insecurity but was more focused on building the canon. Her characterization probably suffered for it but at the same time I'm trying to give her some realistic flaws. How do you think she would've handled it? Also no more clop scenes implied or otherwise, just wanted to show Dash getting more comfortable in the relationship.

Also pastebin updated and streamlined the last fuck huge sex scene to make it a bit more realistic and palatable.

>>28954128
what's sad is that Dashfags won't allow any other versions of Dash in their threads except for pony
they literally don't know how to share their thread without REEEEEEEE-ing at non pony pics of her
this is why I don't come by here any longer because you fucks don't like any version of her that isn't your headcanon
you're worse than NRDT in that regard
every other character thread doesn't mind sharing, but why the fuck do you shits get salty over it?

>>28934163
I never came back, just making an observation that these threads have dipped in pacing and quality since I left

>>28960187
>Her characterization probably suffered for it
To be honest, except for some tiny details like when she called the other pony a slut, which is the kind of swearing I can't imagine her saying, pretty much everything seemed plausible, I can totally imagine her acting like that, and I'm not sure if I could come up with an alternate scene.
My problem was, in the previous scenes she was cute-ish insecure, but here it looked like she had actual fear to lose Anon, and while seeing her showing her love so intensely was cute, it's bittersweet that her love made her have a bad time. I don't know, maybe I'm just exaggerating.

Anyway, I'm sorry that you had to spoil us that, but you can't imagine how much I appreciate to know that you weren't planning to end this thing with a drunken sex scene. It didn't really fit the style of your green, so I wasn't really afraid, but it'd have been like a kick on the balls, so I had to ask, just in case. Thanks, Mobius.

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>>28961003
Too cute for words

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gentlemen I bring you sad Rainbow Dash, that is all

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>>28961465
That's interesting, she looks sad, but she doesn't look blue. Heh.

I wanna hug sad Rainbow Dash until she's no longer sad.

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>>28961728

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>>28958411
>One more day in universe before the story ends!

>>28961003
I must test her fluffiness levels

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Requesting a story about Anon and Dashie getting married

>>28958411
Hey man, going through your pastebin. Just wanted to say you write Dash really well and in character and do lewd and romantic scenes fucking great.

>>28960518
Ive been browsing these threads for months and I've never seen an anon bash another for posting human dash in them.

>>28963799
Also I forgot to mention that saying that this thread is worse than a literal shitposting thread is a little bit of an over exaggeration

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>>28963799
just how often do you actually see a non pony Dash pic posted in these threads?
yeah, didn't think so
it has been months since I've posted in these threads as well

>>28963842
I was referring to you guy's not allowing anything in these threads but Pony Dash
it's similar to how NRDT will attack anyone who doesn't share his POV of the Dainty Housewife Slave Dash

A character thread should let all forms of that character be posted

you should be celebrating her in ALL possible forms from pony to human and everything in between!
While I may be a Dashfag, I am certainly not one of you

>>28964016
its not that we dont let anons post human dash. It's just nobody does. 90% of the dash artwork is pony dash anyway so 90% of what gets posted here is pony dash. take off the tinfoil hat dude.

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>you don't post what I want = you are attacking me
>I don't post in this thread = the thread is shit now
Jesus Christ, it's hard to be more of a self-absorbed bitch. No (You)'s for you.

>>28961465
>>28961728

>>28964586
Cross-Posting from RGRE

>Rainbow gets seriously injured
>This won't be fixed by laying in a hospital bed for 3 days.
>Worries that she won't ever be able to fly again or worse

>She'd always trusted Anon
>Trusted that he'd be there for her

>But that niggling little doubt in the back of her mind had never quite gone away
>A little voice that said "what if"
>A little voice that told her she wasn't good enough
>A little voice that said, when she needed someone the most, she would find herself all alone...

>If she couldn't fly anymore, what good was she?
>Couldn't be a Wonderbolt
>Couldn't do another Sonic Rainboom
>Couldn't even visit her dad in Cloudsdale without help
>Would Anon really stick around with a mare that worthless?
>Could she really blame him even if he did leave...

>So lost in her thoughts, she almost didn't notice his long arms wrapping around her, slowly rocking her back and forth

>This wasn't the first time that she'd worried about these kinds of things
>She'd confessed some of her insecurities in the past
>He knew she worried about them
>He'd done what he could to reassure her
>But this time required a little more than a snuggle session and some sweet nothings whispered in her ear

>She didn't even have to say anything
>He could tell by the look in her eyes as she stared off into space
>By the tears running down her face
>That she was scared
>Terrified

"I'm not going anywhere Rainbow. Don't you listen to that evil little goblin telling you otherwise."

>Ponies seemed to react well to songs
>And he'd remembered one he'd heard back home that he thought would help
>He'd spent some time trying to make sure he remembered it right
>Hopefully this would work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI_TvHh0xSc

truly a shitty thread, I hope you all fucking die

>>28964664
Hahaha I hope I die too.

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>>28964658
Daww that's so cute. Really nice, Anon.

>>28964664
>die
>go to Equestria
>meet Rainbow Dash
Count me in.

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image limit or bust

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>>28964658
>Don't you listen to that evil little goblin telling you otherwise.
holy fuck what are sides
apart from that though this was top comfy and I loved it

>>28966666
checked

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>>28966666
quints confirm Dashie a best

>>28966666
complete waste of a post/thread

>>28966666
That's a cute quints

>>28958346
This bit was just weird.

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>>28967777
CH-CH-CH-CHECK 'EM

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>>28969440
>Rainbow Nig
No thanks.

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>>28969999

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Wanna see something weird?

>>28970072
>fluttershy undies
fucking ruined, why do artists feel this compelling need to fuck up their art like this?

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>tfw not good enough for dash
>tfw not good enough for any of them
Shit.

Well, at least I can look forward to dying.

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>>28970813
Don't be so negative, Anon.

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>>28970053
>>28969469
>>28969451
>>28969440

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>>28969440
>>28969451
>>28969460
>>28969469
>>28969484
>>28969499
>>28969522
>>28969999
>>28970053
>>28970072
>>28970101
>>28970169
>>28970205

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>>28971333
trips for top cute

>>28966666
>>28967777
>>28969499
>>28969522
>>28969999
>>28970222
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>>28971499
This pony is getting some impressive numbers. Is the dubs god trying to tell us something?

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>>28971530
He's telling you to start loving a superior pony

>>28971562
Did you just assume it's gender?

>>28971333
I don't usually say this to show-material, but wow, her butt is the cutest. 10/10 would hug

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>>28971333
At the risk of sounding too autistic, am I the only one bothered by the complete lack of "cute" porn by SorcerusHorserus? I mean, she draws some incredibly adorable SFW pics, but all her NSFW art has that "abuse" vibe which kinda ruins it for me. Not judging, it's just, I'd love to see her drawing some happy porn à la Selenophile for once.

>>28971331
THOSE ARE THE SAME THING
PONY BUTTS ARE NOT LIKE THAT YOU FUCKTWIT

>>28958411
Well, finally caught up with your pastebin.

Just in time for it to likely end next update.

Page 10

Wow, this thread is COMPLETELY fucking dead if there's no writefag dropping a story.

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>>28960581
No worries, too much clop takes away from the story imo and I definitely woudnt throw in some drunk, unfeeling clop. And I agree with the word selection I'll change it in the pastebin.

>>28959271
>>28958478
>>28963620
Thanks. I'm glad I could provide good feels.

>>28967225
Trying to write this made me realize how much I need to work on dialogue.

>>28958483
>>28962895
>>28974658
I'm not happy about ending it but I feel like I've been running out of ideas since the whole Zephyr thing ended. I don't know if anyone else feels the same but I'm afraid if I keep going then all this slice of life will get progressively shittier without a plot driving conflict.

I have nothing against slice of life and I love blue horse enough to keep doing it. But too much makes the cuteness wear off and Dash cuddles should always be cute.

I have another idea for a major dilemma but it might be a bit too edgy and difficult to blend into the show's canon (if anyone cares about that). So I'm open to suggestions.

You guys got the story to where it is so if you think its worth continuing then I'll try it.

>>28976584
mobius. Not to dig at your story but i noticed something. In your story, you say that ponies can tell when a pony is with someone because they can smell them on them. If thats the case, then shouldnt zephyr have been able to tell rainbow and anon were lying about being together at the start?

love your work, but i just noticed that this sorta doesnt make sense

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>>28976584
I think it's a good thing to end this green while it's still good. It's really enjoyable and maybe you could keep it going for some more time, but you can always write more greens, and the only difference is that if you continue this one, you'll have to tie the new scenes with the old ones, and it'd be increasingly difficult. I'm definitely interested in reading something different if you want a change, btw.

Fun fact, this fic will turn 6 months next Monday, it's quite impressive.

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>>28977177
>I've spent nearly half a year actively keeping up with a green
What is life?
besides this pony

>>28976795
Pretty sure Dash was pretty touchy and cuddly with him even before they were together, so no he probably wouldn't be able to tell.

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When you guys think of you're waifu, do you visualise her in the room with you, sort of like a tulpa, or just think about her? I'm trying to gauge how crazy I am.

>>28978393
I think about me being in Equestria with her, because I don't want her to witness the shithole that this world is. I also don't want to risk her stumbling across all the porn I have of her

>>28978446
Pretty much this

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>>28978393
>you're waifu

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>>28978922
>newfags

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>>28979091
>damage control

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>>28979243
>no u
>still being a newfag

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>>28979296
>more mismemeing

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>>28978393
I just think about her. I find the idea of a tulpa very appealing, but I don't trust my sanity enough and I'm afraid it could get out of hand, so I never "project" her in the real world.

I save some time every day, I sit down in a quiet place, or I lay in my bed, and I daydream. It varies greatly from day to day, sometimes I'm just hugging her, sometimes we talk, sometimes we do other kind of things, often it's just a sexual fantasy. Most of these daydreams aren't set in any specific place, but whenever they have a specific scenario, it's almost always in Equestria.

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>>28979350
>calling anything a meme
>not recognizing a current meme
>being this much of a newfag

>>28931080
very pretty!

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>>28979399
>thinks illiteracy is a meme
>thinks "no u" is not a meme

>>28979378
Tulpafaggotry doesn't really work, so you have nothing to worry about.

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>>28979422
>doesn't recognize "you're waifu" despite the fact that there's even a thread in the catalog right now using that exact same terminology
>doesn't realize I was using "no u" to sum up your post, which boiled down to "no u"

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>>28979440
>increasingly longer explanations to justify pointless, unfunny trends

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>>28979487
>damage control

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>>28979498
>out of control damage of the brain

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>>28979508
>describing newfags
>i.e. describing yourself

>>28979530
>still calling people who refuse to recognize recent crap, as amusing as themselves, and adhere to muh nu meem kultcher newfags

No, Anon. You are the newfags

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>>28979530
>>28979508
>>28979498
>>28979487
>>28979440
>>28979422
>>28979399
>>28979350
>>28979296
>>28979243
>>28979091
You guys are pitiful.

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>>28979576
>damage control
>increasingly long posts explaining your own retardation
>not even posting images

>>28934451 (sorry I missed this)
>>28979410
Thank you guys.

>>28979739
I totally missed that drawing, but it's super adorable. Great job Anon.

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My heart

>>28976584
To be honest, I think you should do what you think you should. If it's becoming more of a chore to write it than it is fun, maybe you should end it.

However, if you have a few more ideas you want to do then go for it, because I'm loving this story personally.

>>28980570
Dawww. Absolutely adorable.

>>28983250
I want to grab her qtmarks.

>>28979508
This pic cracks me fuck up every time it appears.

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A rainbow lives among the drifting clouds
And whispers with the sound of falling rain
She lightly touches down to sodden ground
Her colors lifting eyes and easing pain


Simple grace and beauty in repose
Her every step a dance of pure delight
The light of life to everyone she knows
The avatar of freedom and respite


A flash of blue and chiming laughter falls
So quickly up and back from whence she came
The tightness in your aching heart recalls
That some things are a crime to try to tame.


The winds and storm will return soon again
The clouds will part for Sunlight’s golden shine
And you will be there waiting with a grin
To watch the rainbow dance swift, free, and fine.

*Just letting y'all know I'm alive. The holiday season is very hectic. I'm working on an update to TC and will have it up as soon as I can.

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>>28984191
Top cute, Rosen, I loved it.

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>>28984191
Yes.
Poetry is my shit.

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I've always wondered if her mane is soft like people hair or coarse like horse hair. And if it's softer or coarser than an average pony.

>>28987583
I think with the high altitudes and constantly messing with clouds she would be on the fluffy side.

>>28987583
I think her mane is definitely soft. Like a kitten's tummy, just longer.

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>>28987583
Ponies are by design cute and cuddly.

So soft.

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>>28989000
nice trips

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>>28989021
Heh, I remember the thread where we made this edit. Two anons posted the same edit (replacing "Twilight" with "Anon") at the exact same second. That was funny.

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Hope you cunts are at a computer and have your sound on.

https://e621.net/post/show/1066168/2016-animal_genitalia-animal_penis-animated-blonde

>>28990099
I was one of them
Still can't believe that happened

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>>28990369
>dem moans
I can't believe those are clips from the show. This is so much yes. Absolutely yes.

Now that we're linking porn, don't miss this that just came out https://derpibooru.org/1309138. It's maybe a bit too close to the uncanny valley, but I've never seen anything like this before, it's kinda mesmerizing.

>>28991213
I know. I love that animation. The sound clips are just absolute top unf.
>https://derpibooru.org/1309138
Pretty good image. However, I do wish that her butt looked a little more fuzzy and her pussy looked more like a horse's. But overall, really good image and I don't think I've seen anything like it before.

Also, I drew something for you fags. NSFW ahead.
https://www.derpibooru.org/1309283

>>28991265
Top teir

>>28991265
Nice, I like it.

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