You see this. What do?

>>28919799
Hide another shitty EQG thread

>>28919799
Heh, jokes on her my fetish is marriage, let's see if those 50 bucks are worth it

>>28919799
>bring home
>feed eggs

>>28919836
>being this shortsighted

>>28919799
>Rape

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>>28919799
"Okay, but I'm going to need the cash up front."

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>>28919878
YOU SICK FUCK!

>>28919799
Can I get a discount, seeing as how she's used goods?

Cum on her feet.

>>28919878
that thread was great

>>28919799
>Push her in a pool of spaghetti while I make Obama jokes

>Knock her out with a baseball bat then let my leg caress her entire body

>Profit

>>28919799
>rape
then go tell discord

>>28919799
Pay for everything
Kill her
Get money back

>>28920325
Do you kill her before or after sex?

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>>28920379
After

>>28919799
>pay 50$
>my fetish is having girls paint my house while I watch tv

>>28919799
I wish hookers were this cheap.

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>>28920427

>>28920433
Aren't they cheap in Los Vegas, New York, or the Netherlands?

>>28919799

$100 to clean my apartment?

Hmm, not bad.

>>28920308
I don't think Discord would care.

>>28920456
Why pay $100 if you can pay $50?

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>>28919799
>inb4 thread becomes another reply to this image or your mother dies in her sleep thread

>>28919836
HAH

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>>28920491

>>28920427
That joke is so old my Dad heard it as a kid from his old man.

>>28919799
>my fetish is findom
>pay her
>that's it

>>28920390
>Got the health bonus.
Nice.

>>28920454
>Los Vegas, New York
Wouldn't know. Might be cheaper in Las Vegas since it's the only major metropolitan area in the US where prostitution is legal. In New York, I doubt it.

>the Netherlands
Might be. Again, I don't know.

But "fuck me for $20" is still an unbelievably good deal. Too good to be true, in fact.

Maybe Fluttershy is a serial killer who lures in johns who get excited by the unbelievable prices.

>>28919799
>Fifty bucks to hold a girls hand.
...worth it.

>>28919799
Report her to the principal.

Underage prostitution at a high school is super illegal and I'll get tons of brownie points.

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>>28919909
Dude, it's for charity.
She's raising funds for the animal shelter she volunteers for.

In the world of prostitution, the first three combo'd is usually called "going around the world", and is usually done in that order.
$55 to nut three times?
Seems like a good deal to me.

>>28920526
Not auctualy legal in las vegas itself just some of the sorounding areas.

>>28919799
My fetish is getting paid $100