What kind of conspiracy theories exist in Equestria?

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Humans.

>>28917708
The Grand Galloping Gala was an inside job funded by Princess Luna!

>>28917708

The changeling attack was an inside job

>>28917708
Luna is a stallion

>>28917708
That twibble is an overweight princess, and hides it with magical cosmetic surgery

>>28917753
Sorry friend, the gender swap thread is higher up.

FRIENDSHIP CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

>>28917761
>Implying a female has the fortitude to try to kill her sister, bring eternal night and act like a tyrant

The princesses are changelings.

>>28917753
Kek.

>the few surviving humans control things from inside well hidden underground bases, this is why some human-compatible objects are found but anyone who discusses this gets sent to the dungeon
>gravity does not exist, there is just a hidden princess of gravity who telekinetically moves everything downward all the time
>the ponycaust was a myth

>>28917708

Pinkie trying to stop everyone else from figuring out they're not real.

>>28917708
Pinkie is a changeling (which got denied in the s6 finale but was pretty believable with many proofs)

Maybe ponies have their own version of this shit going on?

http://m.imgur.com/a/bmnel

>>28917708
Celestia and Luna are hiding and suppressing knowledge of magical life extension and the knowledge to move the sun and moon. After a long war they magically genetically modified ponies to be born without a horn or wings and to be smaller.

This way they will always rule. It's for their own good.

>>28917708
Sombra did nothing wrong

>>28917708
>The princesses were scared of unicorns collectively and defunded magical education and experimentation for several years to keep them on a whole weaker than even one of them.

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Diamond dogs are Equestria's Morlocks and were once human or at least some kind of powerful race that ruled the land, but were pushed underground and devolved

>>28918780
I've never really noticed how disgusting their proportions are until this image.

Sun and moon move on their own and the princesses keep up the charade in order to lord power over the smaller breeds. No horsie is old enough to remember the time before their power.

>>28918880
Blame it on a mixture of

>Season 1
>Animators didn't feel they had to give a fuck
>One-shot characters
>Male villains
>Flash limitations
>Let's make them anthro gorilla dogs rather than just dogs like everything else thus far
>'Inspired' by shit looking Gen 1 villains

And then the EQG versions look like mutants. They probably looked cooler in Faust's sketches, if they exist.

>>28917753
All alicorns are hermaphrodites in my headcannon.

>>28917747
In a sense, the disaster that was the Mane 6's first Grand Galloping Gala was an inside job by Princess Celestia. She purposely invited them to shake things up.

>>28917708
Celestia and Luna have intentionally concealed and hidden their birthdays so as not to create a huge fuss and have adoring subjects bring them unwanted gifts every time the dates roll around.

Somehow in her own special way, Pinkie deduced their birthdays and anonymously sends the princesses presents through the mail each time.

>>28917708
>humans
>changeling attack was an inside job of celestia
>twilight is dead and nurse redheart took her place
>discord dindu nuthin'!
>there's places celestia doesn't have power and made all the twily castle fiasco so she doesn't have to do anything
>twilight has his reasons (beyond friendship) to save starlight
>war on changelings part two: false flag attack

>>28917708
The elements of harmony were lost sometime after Twilight's ascension to alicorndom.

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>>28917708
The Griffons are behind it all

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>>28922063
OP said conspiracy theories, not facts. Gas the Griffons, race war now!

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>>28917708
Dosh is the most sweet and feminine of all the main six, and she acts as a tomboy to not overshadow her friends.

>>28917719
>>28920729
>Humans

Explain please

>>28917708
Heliocentrism.

>>28923005
>officially the state of equestria denies humans exist or ever did exist
>secretly celestia knows they existed and might still be present somewhere
>information regarding this is highly controlled

>>28923360
Under the Earth's crust, lies the Pony world.

The Sun for them is tiny and artificial. The moon is, too. The stars are put up there by Luna.

>>28917708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBUZRq2oND0

>>28922984
Fuken this.

>>28917708
That the earth is orbiting the sun.
That Celestia isn't a horse.
That Dash is straight.
That their whole existence is a lie, that they're actually just a simulation of life, made to entertain a superior species.
That Ponk isn't one entity, but in fact has dozens of other forms crawling all over equestria and has been created by Discord.
That Equestria is a bubble, and the sun and moon the ponies are seeing aren't actually galactic bodies, but simple illusions, controlled by the alicorns.
That anal sex actually feels good.