>tfw Starlight doesn't want your bad D inside of her

>>28917392
>tfw you will never be mind control raped by glimglam
>tfw you will never cum inside tight lilac pony vag and moan "yes Starlight Glimmer"

>>28917396
I already did half of what you listed

>>28917403
>is that the half where it says (OP)?

>>28917412
why is this even green? I need to get some sleep famalam

>>28917412
Almost, but more

>>28917396
nigga i do that shit every night

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>tfw Starlight will never watch Initial D with you.

>>28918470
>tfw you will never be asked to unzip your D inform of starlight

>>28917392
>tfw Glimmer will never be with me
>tfw I will never hear her voice
>tfw she will never hug me
>tfw I will never have sex with her
Feels fucking good, man. Now, if she dies in the show and I don't have to see her ever again, I'll be completely happy.

>>28918505
>rude/

>>28918476
Who the fuck zips their D?

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>>28918470

here is the wisdom:

Drive your waifu like an old eight six and never look back!

>>28918530
>Who the fuck zips their D?

Do you not?

>>28918601
Umm... No. It's a waste of time, and I don't need to save storage space because I manage it well.

>>28917396
unf.
"No, I won't have sex with you, Starlight"
>Her innocent, pleading smile turns into a mischievous one
>She walks up to you
>"You know, Anon, I'm reformed, but not THAT reformed."
>She licks her lips as a spark of magic flickers on the tip of her horn.
>"I don't need you to willingly fuck me. I can still MAKE you if I want..."

>>28919262
....go on

>>28919323
Sorry anon, I don't really have time to write now. It's almost midnight here and I have uni tomorrow. Though I'll probably stay up until 2 regardless Besides, this is basically a shitposting thread, I don't even know how it slipped through my filters. Basically my own boner made me post that. I've only made some oneshots here on /mlp/ and it took me literally days to finish them.