Royal Guard Mare Thread #14, the real thread edition.

>>28887720
Previous thread.

So, I have a bin. Just gonna leave this here
http://pastebin.com/ZVfta6Ti

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Reminder: don't reply to supposed hhh posters unless the primary reason for the reply post is to post on-topic content. This is guard mare general, not fags vs. aspies general. Although that could make for some interesting green.

>>28915931
A few new greens have been added or are being worked on, right? Like SirDubs? Or have you already added them and I'm just slow

>>28915931
Eventually somebody will remember to add mine too.

http://pastebin.com/Q7viBeuf

>>28916000
>>28916005
Sorry about that, still a bit tired, and couldn't find them when I was making the new thread. Will add them next time sense I am the only one that makes the threads now.

>>28916002
Sir Dubs is working on his story, but he didn't have a pastebin yet for me to add.

>>28916011
It's all good.

Not quite feeling it tonight but hopefully I'll be able to churn out something decent in a bit.

>>28916002
I like how not only was there some dude in the other guard thread saying they were welcome, but you immediately pop off like the shitposter you are, while posting gay shit yourself.

>>28916036
To be fair, doublep hasn't posted the completed version of that pic. Anon's dick is supposed to be in the middle.

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>>28916036
It's not gay if it's guard mares

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>>28916036
Me personally, I'm down with whatever you wanna post if it's content. The past three threads have just had hundreds of posts about this discussion. We don't need to be killin these so quickly.

Here's a mediocre guard Moondancer as a peace offering.

>>28916057
That's what the fags say too.

>>28916070
I don't care either, I just want more content, fucking slave general had this same shit happen for like three weeks and content slowed to a crawl, and we had quite a few writers too.

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Oh my living fuck I am tired of this debate.
How about this: everyone just shut the fuck up. Fuck off, everyone. You retards will "argue" eternally about nothing. PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERING OPINIONS YOU STUPID FUCKS AND INSULTING THEM CONSTANTLY ACROSS FOUR THREADS WILL NOT CHANGE THEIR OPINION. You don't even have to accept what they like, but nothing, and I mean goddamn nothing will change with you autists doing this constantly. Look, I actually hate HHH myself, but if they want to post a HHH guard story FUCKING LET THEM AND SHUT THE HELL UP. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. If there's just one or two faggots reading it it'll die out anyways, and if it gains traction, well, that's fine BECAUSE NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SOMETHING LIKE. HOLY FUCK.

>>28916071
Ok dude. Shut up. Seriously. Nobody wants to hear it anymore. Content good, bitching bad. Just for you, two players in the game are going to be a perfectly sweet stallion couple.

>>28916107
This.

>>28916107
Would you like to tell them how to use the filter system next, or do you want me to do it?

>>28916114
I don't care whats posted as long as the green is good, I just want all the bitching to stop, I'm tired of scrolling through 40+ posts of crying to get to content.

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This makes me sad. How can more people choose Vannie instead of Brave. Sure she is cute but Anon and Brave are already a thing. Going with Vannie instead would just straight up break Brave's heart. At least he could tell Vannie that she was too late and while that would hurt her she could at least understand it.

>>28916114
Why would you intentionally stir the pot like that.

>>28916192
Because everyone loves a bit of shitposting, gookmoot should implement ids like on /pol/.

>>28916202
Ehh... nah.

Maybe just some actual moderation instead.

>>28916192
Because I deal with assholes like that every day IRL, and I can't give them a piece of my mind for professional reasons, despite having cause to really want to. I'm not made of stone, anon

>>28916242
So... retail?

>>28916246
Food service, actually, but in the bible belt.

>>28916107
No. Faggots can lurk, but they can keep that shit to themselves.

>>28916254
...what does the bible belt have to do with food service being awful?

>>28916186
I am more happy that people picked the sensible option.

>>28909384
>Your attention drifts back to Careful and her soft snoring.
>You chuckle quietly to yourself: she looks totally beat and happy.
>She's on her back, her mane's everywhere, her mouth's hanging open...
>Last time you saw her like this was the night after you both did the Rum and Nacho challenge at Mel's.
>Careful's good at the Rum and Nacho challenge.
>So good that Mel put a limit of one attempt per month per pony.
>You had been confused the day before when Careful, her eyes glittering, announced that "her time of the month" was coming.
>You have it in your head that, if you ever come across another place with an eating challenge you have to sign a waiver to take, you should tell Careful about it.
>... perhaps prioritizing those that involve fewer beans.
>Snuggles should never carry the risk of suffocation they did that night.

>Speaking of Mel's -- wouldn't that be a good place to land a job?
>Ah, yes: bartender. The noble ambition of every college drop-out.
>Mel hates you, of course, but, hey, you like her, and you know you coming along with Careful so often must carry some weight.
>You'd probably make as good a mixologist as any unicorn, what, with your hands and all.
>Yeah.
>It's not a good idea at all, you know, but, hey, it's not the worst you've ever had.
>That makes it worth trying.

>Careful grunts and twitches her foreleg.
>You scratch her shoulder.
>She sighs contentedly and resumes snoring.
>You watch her and listen to her until you feel yourself drifting away.
>You don't want this night to end, but you can't wait until tomorrow.

>>28916359
Games & Gleaming is on hold until tomorrow, it's 2am. I should be sleeping already, but it's not working

>>28915931
What story do I have to read to get more of this qt 3.14?

>>28915469
>>28916000

>telling a story inside of a story.
>your first story
Riiiiight

Anyway
>minotaur
I like something they would never get like
T-bone or tenderloin or if he likes fish "surf and turf" or maybe an ironic rout of like headcheese or muttonchops.

>>28916284
>suffocation by mare farts.

Not my coup of tea, but a better way to go than most.

>>28916658
>coup of tea
THE COFFEE IS OVERTHROWING THE TEAOVERNMENT!

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>>28916802
Wasn't coup of tea kind of the genesis of US?

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>>28916000
I like the setting, and I'm always a sucker for Gleaming. Even if the story is a bit fast, you had me at
>She makes herself comfortable, and begins fondling herself under her armor

Post stallions.

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>>28916879
Wouldn't that kinda hurt?

>>28916886
>Royal Guard Mare Thread
One Job.

>>28904555
>Spinning around to face the new voice you are greeted by the sight of a dark blue horse with a moon stamped on it's flank.
>Scarlet quickly jumps out of your arms and lands in a jumble at your feet.
>"Princess luna! I wasn't expecting you t be making rounds so early."
>Luna looks down at the flustered fuzz pile and then back up at you.
>"It was rather difficult to concentrate on our reading when the entire castle is shaking and the sky outside the window looks as though day has come early."
>Scarlet looks around in panic before scooting back against your leg.
>You raise your leg and step over Scarlet.
"That would be my doing your highness."
>She narrows her eyes and looks you over slowly.
>"Ah yes, We remember you now. Our sister had you locked in here under close supervision"
>She looks at the shape of Scarlet huddled behind your legs.
>"Or so was the impression We had before coming here tonight."
"Hey now, I was under close supervision. I had Scarlet practically sitting on top of me while she was staring me down."
>"Then please do humor us Anonymous, how did we come to find thee holding thine guard in a lover's embrace?"
>Lover's embrace?
>No how, no way.
>Horse lady is crazy. Probably too many lonely mare novels or something.
"I can assure you, we are not lovers. She was really upset and I did whatever I could to cheer her up."
>She begins to walk the room while occasionally poking things with her hoof.
>"Okay, let us assume we believe you. How did you do this to our castle?"
"That, I have no clue how I managed. I just wished really hard that the room wasn't so tiny and stuffy and then poof!"
>"Poof?"
"Poof. That's it. It did everything on it's own."
>"Our sister was correct in her opinion of you. Thoust are a most tricky one Anonymous."

>>28916974
>Several sets of hoofsteps can be heard coming up the hallway.
>Princess Luna turns towards the door with a slightly confused look on her face.
>"We specifically requested that all ponies wait until we returned with safe word."
>Three bat ponies and two earth ponies walk into the room and block off the doorway.
>Scarlet is on alert and quickly moves to your side.
>"What is the meaning of this? We know nothing of any mixed patrols on duty tonight.
>The ponies spread out and start advancing on Princess Luna.
>You've seen enough bar fights to know how this is going to go.
>Patting Scarlet on the head you walk in between Princess Luna and the unknown ponies.
>She quickly looks at you then back to the advancing ponies.
"Ponies, ponies, please. Why don't we all just take a step back and relax before somebody does something they'll regret."
>These ponies don't smell the same as the others did.
>Every pony you've encountered has had some variation of that faint coppery smell.
>Fear you're guessing.
>But these ponies... they smell like sweaty iron and dung.
>You put your arms in front of your face taking a boxing stance.
"Come on guys, I just got here and I'm standing in front of ladies. Don't make me get all sweaty and nasty smelling."
>One of the earth ponies jump forward at you and get quickly met by a uppercut to the jaw.
>That pony felt really light for something so hefty looking.
>The pony staggers to it's feet and quickly falls to the floor again as you land a kick to the side of it's head.
>Falling unconscious the pony shifts to a smaller black shape covered in a dull chitin.
>Princess Luna rears up striking at an approaching bat pony knocking it across the room.
>"Changelings! All ponies on guard! We have been infiltrated by changelings!"
>Scarlet jumps at the other earth pony as you grab the remaining bat ponies by their throats and crack their heads together.
>A grin slowly creeps across your face and you crack their heads together again and again.

>>28916977
>Falling unconscious the pony shifts to a smaller black shape covered in a dull chitin.
oooooooooooh the plot thickens

>>28916977
>You hear voices calling out to you but you don't pay them any mind.
>The two in your hands challenged you and need to be firmly put in their places.
>Running forward you slam them into the wall and then toss them across the room.
>How dare they defy your will.
>They dared to strike out at you.
>You pick up the first changeling that you kicked in the head and repeatedly punch it in the face.
>Several of it's teeth shatter cutting your hand but you don't pay the paltry wound any attention.
>You tried to offer them mercy.
>Something tugs at your leg and you kick it away.
>You are the one in charge here.
>You are the lord of chaos and the master of the very elements themselves.
>Something tugs at your leg harder and you kick it away again.
>It's only natural that you rule this land.
>After all, you are...
>"Anon!"
>Your train of thought is interrupted by a heavy impact to your knee.
>You look down to find Scarlet clinging to your leg with tears in her eyes.
>"Anon its alright! They aren't gong to do anything to anypony now."
>You look around not quite understanding what just happened and your breath catches in your throat as you see the pile of mauled changelings.
"What the hell is going on here?"
>Luna looks on cautiously as you pull Scarlet into a tight embrace.
"Scarlet tell me, what the hell did I just do?"

>>28916107
Now, in a ton of other occasions I would totally agree with you. But there are some cases where what you have said and suggested is not wise.
You see, there are kind of people that just like to derail a thread with shitposting, and if you ignore them they will go away. But there are also people who will derail a thread by sneaking in with their themes, often fetishes and the like, and slowly taking hold of it, drawing more of their own kind inside, who will talk about their shit, driving people away and spreading like a virus. These people generally belong to the satyr, pregnancy and homo threads. They have this bad habit of invading other threads and convincing them to talk about their shit. When people become aware of it and detect their autism, they will chimp out, insult everyone and claim that they have come because their threads are shit, thinking they are entitled to take over other ones.
The only way to deal with these people is to tell them to fuck off immediately, and make clear that there's no room for their shit whatsoever. Otherwise they will slowly turn whatever thread they're in into the 2.0 version of their own.

>>28917078
This, all the way. Go into the /bat/ thread, for example. The "people" in there are just posting and circle-jerking about trap bats and fucking/spanking filly bats. There's no exception. It's been overrun, literally.

>>28916953
>Says stallions are okay in the OP

>>28917078
Sounds exactly like RGRE posters to me

>>28917078
>But there are also people who will derail a thread by sneaking in with their themes, often fetishes and the like, and slowly taking hold of it, drawing more of their own kind inside, who will talk about their shit, driving people away and spreading like a virus
Sounds exactly like bat posters.

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>>28917459
le ebin meme my dude 10/10 XDD

>You look at your sheet
>The book says that culturally, minotaur names tend to contain a metal
>And you smile, knowing what it must be
"Brass Knuckle, Minotaur Runeweilder. Yeah, I can live with that"
>Gleaming smiles, looking for all the world like a mother watching her child walk for the first time
>"Do you want me to look over your sheet? I know some of the calculations can be confusing for newer players"
"Nah, I got it"
>Can't let her see that you took every Hoof to Hoof feat, Earth Vitality, or Bull Rush.
>The last one is Minotaur specific, allowing use of the horns as weapons on a charge.
>As you finish up the last few items, your stomach makes its presence known
>"Anon"
Yes, stomach?
>"You haven't eaten in 24 hours Anon"
Really?
>"Yes, really. Behold, my displeasure"
>Your stomach growls loudly, and Gleaming suddenly becomes all business
>"We should get breakfast, sir. Give me one moment to get my armor on and I'll clear us a path"
>She dashes off, armor flying around herself in a display of telekenetic precision that is beautiful to watch
>And a little scary, to be honest
>As her helmet seats itself, she turns to you.
>"Pancakes, sir?"
"Sure, sounds good"
>"Excellent. Please stay a few paces behind me"
"Why?"
>She looks a bit sheepish
>"Well, I am your guard, sir"
"Oh, yeah"
>You had almost forgotten, she was being such a bro.
>Kind of sad to think she's only here because she's getting paid.
>Wait, why is that sad?
>She's a guard, she's doing her job.
>But, having her here is almost like having a friend

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>>28917555
>But, having her here is almost like having a friend
the trips of feel

>>28917474
Where is the meme?

>>28917637
>>28917459

>>28917555
>>She looks a bit sheepish
Would Gleaming be a heavy dork like Twilight? I'd imagine she'd be still prone to spaghetti spillage

>>28917647
You'll have the opportunity to find out

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>>28917672
I hope to also find out if her hymen ranks higher than that ballistic armour

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>>28917277
RGRE stays in RGRE. I've hardly ever seen it outside its thread, let alone being forced into another one.

>>28917459
Bat has been here since day one. Has it drawn half of the bat thread here? NO. How many bats do we have? ONE. Has there been shitposting about bats (aside from yours, no-bat fag)? NO. Do we have people wanting bats at all costs just for the sake of them being bats? NO. Do I have to continue? This is not about having multiple themes, it's about trying to shove down our throats something that is not the main theme of these threads, making it pass as it was.
And you don't need to understand this logic, it's even simpler: If you bring up a theme and people are fine with it, even if it's not what the thread is about, it's fine. If you bring up a theme and people repeatedly tell you to fuck off, you should take the fucking hint and fuck off. Really, it's not that hard.

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>>28917757
>I've hardly ever seen it outside its thread

>>28917757
So stop crying and screaming like an autistic and homophobic child and let stallion guards be here along with mare guards then. There are no other guard threads around except this one because you shitposted the other one to death just because it was okay with gays and lesbians.

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>gleaming shield

>>28917852
>homophobic
Fuck off back to tumblr. Also, just create a guard stallion thread already!

>>28916658
>suffocation by mare farts
low key unf, but don't tell anyone

>>28917904
You three keep on stumbling on your own arguments. So are stallions in story ok with you (implying I care), as according to op, or are you this stuck on a wordplay of "guardsmen" and keep shitposting with it

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>>28917555
yes, perfect.
also no pressure or anything

>>28917852
>let stallion guards be here
No one said no stallions. We don't want stallions as an excuse to go full homo.
>you shitposted the other one to death
>implying
Archived. Nice try though. Just as you tried to pass it off as the next legit one of these so you could fulfill your gay fantasies.
>So stop crying and screaming like an autistic and homophobic child
Dude, you're fucking alone on this. You're literally the only one to bitch about homo not being wanted here. Stop crying like an autistic homo child who's craving for attention and acceptance from others.
take. the. fucking. hint.


Also,
>missing the point entirely.
Ok, I got it, you're here to shitpost. Have a (You) as a token of sympathy.

I'm starting to suspect that all this homo shit is the batfag's doing. Lots of samefagging to top it off, probably. Every thread has its dedicated shitposter after all.

>>28917847
We must frequent very different threads then. Because I've never seen people from RGRE trying to invade another thread. That, or I didn't notice. I'm not saying I'm perfect.

>>28917988
Don't do this to me, man. Seriously. Universe ending shenanigans, and it's your fault

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>>28917993
You're perfect to me though

>>28917993
Please stop responding to him.

>>28917555
>Morning in Canterlot shimmers
>Literally, the dawn on the marble gives everything a gleam of red gold
>It's beautiful.
>Unfortunately, it's not getting your stomach filled
"So where are we going?"
>"The Stack House. They do all sorts of pancakes, different fruit syrups and toppings. My little brother always gets the chocolate chip ones"
>Sounds like IHOP
>IHOP is love, IHOP is life
>Gleaming is as good as her word, walking a few paces ahead and glancing around for danger, but keeping one ear cocked back to hear you
>The streets are fairly empty this time of day, but that doesn't stop every pony you pass from staring, either openly or otherwise
>Kinda creepy
>But, worth it for delicious pancakes.
>Oh, there's the place.
>It looks like a pretty normal house for this area, except that there's an unusually large amount of patio furniture
>Gleaming opens the door, glances around then motions you in
>You enter, and are overwhelmed with a sense of homesickness
>This place even looks like an IHOP
>You sit at a booth near a window, and soon a lanky green pegasus stallion makes his way over, pencil in mouth
>"Hih, Imh Thall Schatch-"
>Gleaming rolls her eyes. "Pencil, Tall"
>The stallion glances down, then blushes, sticking the pencil in his mane with a wing
>"Sorry Gleam, you know how it is. Anyway, as I was saying. Hi, my name is Tall Stack, I'll be your waiter this morning. Do you know what you want, or do you need a bit to look at the menu?

>>28918118
Damn you, now I'm wanting to go to IHOP.

>>28918278
Can you post more stallions please?
I wish I could be best bros with one of the guards.

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>>28918582
>you will never have an awkward guardbro that always loses his spaghetti around cute mares
>you will never tease him relentlessly when a flirty mare tells him she loves a stallion in uniform and he replies with 'y-you too'

>>28918607
Heh. It's funny because rarara is a whore.

>>28918607
Bros before hoes.

>>28918607
See, that's a story everyone could get behind. Wingman Anon trying to help his bro, Spaghetti Bulwark getting some action

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>>28918582

>>28918118
>Not knowing what they have here, you opt for the latter
"Give me a few to look it over, please"
>"Sure, sure. If you need anything, just flag me or my sister Short down.
>He wanders off, humming
>Menu acquired
>Hmm. Lots of fruit pancakes, lots of sweets...
>No bacon.
>No. Bacon.
>What travesty is this, that there should be an IHOP without bacon?
>Oh, right. Herbivorous species.
>Huh...
"Hey, how is this spinach and cheese pancake? I've never heard of one like that."
>Gleaming glances up from her own menu
>"Oh, it's actually really good. Kind of the house specialty. Just make sure you get some juice to go with it, it can be kind of strong by itself"
>You nod
>If you can't trust your guard to pick something, who can you trust?
"Know what you want?"
>"Yeah"
>Gleaming lights her horn
>Weird... and yet, not thirty seconds later, a small purple earth pony arrives
>"Hey Gleamy. Who's the hunk?"
>If you had been drinking, you would have repeated the glorious spit take
>Gleaming doesn't seem to think it strange though.
>"He's the new Ambassador for his species. Anonymous, this is Short Stack"
"Its nice to meet you, Miss Stack"
>"Short, please. The *pleasure* is all mine. So, what can I do you for?"
>I-is this pony hitting on you?
"I'll have a short stack-"
>"I bet you will" the waitress winks
"Of the spinach and cheese pancakes, a glass of orange juice, and a cup of coffee"
>Gleaming lays down her menu. "Apple cinnamon challenge. Go."
>"Ooooo, someone's feeling her oats. Remember what happened last time you tried that?"
>"I have a secret weapon this time. Make it happen, Shorty"
>Short Stack shrugs. "You're the boss mare, boss mare

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>>28920138
>>"Short, please. The *pleasure* is all mine.
>>"I bet you will" the waitress winks
oh yes please

>>28920138
Do you have a pastebin? I cant keep up with every thread and I'm afraid to miss something

>>28920445
>http://pastebin.com/ZVfta6Ti
Nvm just found it

>>28914435
>The second Brave puts clicks the final parts of her armor into place, Vannie wakes up with a snort.
>She covers her face with a hoof and groans.
>"Oh Celestia whyyy..."
>She buries her head under the covers and groans again.
>It reminds you of an ostrich.
>You use this moment of freedom to hop off your bed and dust yourself off.
>Seeing how you kinda, well, kept everything on, that's really all you're able to do at the moment.
>Still need to wash your other clothes.
>...And get more clothes.
>That's always been the issue here, you swear.
>Stopped letting the castle staff wash for you because things would just disappear.
>First it's a sock, then the next thing you know, you have no shirt anymore.
>But that's why you do your own laundry, now.
>Despite how far away the stupid room is.
>-But you digress.
>You put your shoes and everything on again, then do a quick check to make sure you don't smell like something died in your jacket.
>When you're all set, you and Brave just look back at the bed, watching Vannie.
>Head under the covers, rump and everything else just sticking out.
>She groans again, before very slowly slumping out of bed.
>She stretches out and manages to give you a small smile.
>Eyes half lidded and mane everywhere, she yawns before working to put all her armor on.
>She looks as exhausted as you feel.
>You help speed things up, then head over to the front door.
>"Where are we going?"
"Getting coffee."
>"-Oh sweet Luna, thank you."
>She moves towards the front door with Brave, and you file out behind them.
>"...Where the hay do they even serve coffee here?"
"Well, there's a place nearby this castle that I went to all the time."
>Brave looks over at you curiously.
>"Wait, you're wanting to LEAVE the castle? AGAIN?"
>You shrug.
"Nothing bad happened last night. I'm sure I won't die or anything."
>She slows down and keeps close to your side.
>You gently rub her ear, getting a small smirk out of her.
"Besides, I trust you both can protect me."

>>28920663
See, this is how you write green
I am not worthy

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>>28915931
http://pastebin.com/ay5VL8wu

Pastebinned this from last thread, if anyone cares.

>>28920663

>>28920732
>spoiler
nonsense, you're doin damn fine

>Though you don't feel that the same can be said the other way around.
>Vannie just continues to walk forward, obviously placed in a mindless autopilot from whatever degree of hangover she's experiencing.
>You pass by some of the morning shift guys heading over for early breakfast, cheery faces on almost all their faces.
>They really are morning people.
>It disgusts you.
>Nobody should be so full of life at this time, even with sleep.
>It's just not natural.
>In fact, you're pretty sure that Dave is already over at that breakfast table.
>He was the worst one, always ushering you over and trying to wake you up like a mother would.
>'Anooon, wakey wakey eggs and cake-y!'
>Christ, that line still haunts you.
>Your flashbacks fade when you arrive at the castle doors and step outside.
>And the whole altitude difference leaves the air nice and chilly, just like you like it.
>Not super cold, but just enough to wake you up a bit more.
>It's damn perfect.
>Vannie moves a bit closer to your side, as you noticed she did passing by the morning guards.
>One hanging by the gate spots you and signals the others, then flashes you a smile and a salute as you walk out.
>Seriously, morning people.
>They close the gate behind you, and you let your mind walk itself to the coffee shop.
>After going there so many days, you could do it even with your eyes closed.
>And you have, once before.
>You were that tired.
>Though you didn't actually get you any sleep, the extra rest for your eyes really helped.
>But you digress.
>Again.
>The walk to the shop doesn't necessarily take long, but it is further from the castle than that pony D&B you went to yesterday.
>Familiar sights and ponies walking around catch your eye, and you even get a few waves.
>Though you know it's all just courtesy.
>They see you coming out of the castle, they'll wave.

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>>28920812
Definitive version.

>>28920138
>These pancakes are actually pretty good.
>Savory, buttery, a bit cheesy
>And a deep green color
>Gleaming has a stack of pancakes taller than her, and an hourglass
>As you understand it, if she eats them all in an hour, it's free
>If not, Short gets a date with you
>You did not consent to this
>"So, are you going to help me with this, or do you want that date with Little Miss Heated?"
>You frown
>She can't see it over the pancakes, but it's the principle of the thing
"Fine, fine"
>You were just finishing yours up anyway
>You take about half the remaining pancakes and begin digging into them, stopping only to appreciate the flavor.
>These ponies can make some damn fine pancakes
"So, why did you offer up my dick to settle a bet? Aren't you supposed to be protecting me?"
>She snorts, trying not to laugh with her mouth full
>"It's not like that. She's a flirt, and she's always ready to play, but she's a perfect gentlemare."
"Looked like that. She looked at me like I was covered... in... chocolate"
>You suddenly remember last night
>When you told Gleaming that you knew the game.
>She looked at you much the same way
>At first you took it for excitement, who doesn't love finding a new player?
>But all those ponies on the street were starting
>And now the waitress
>All with that same look of excitement
>Or, maybe, hunger

>>28921293
>What the actual fuck?
>You're not even the same species!
>This is bullshit.
>You're just new and different and interesting to look at
>And Short is a slut
>Sure, that must be it
>The hourglass is running down, but there are only a few pancakes left
>You can do it
>You won't have to give a horse the D
>Just keep eating
>Just
>Keep
>Eating
>One pancake left
>Your stomach complains
>"Don't do this to me, man. Don't do it"
Shut up stomach, take one for the team
>"Dick is on his own on this one, if you eat that last pancake, I can't be held responsible for my actions"
Suck it up stomach, 'ere we go
>You struggle to swallow the last few bites of the pancake
>But, in the end, human will triumphs over pony cooking
"Never again"
>Short saunters over, tail swishing, before breaking into a pout at seeing the clean plates
>"Oh, sauce. Now I'll never be able to give him his pony ride"
>Gleaming glances at you
>Gleaming smirks
>Don't do this to me, guard horse
>You were supposed to be a bro
>"Well, if you want to see him that bad, you know about the game tonight, right? He's coming, you are welcome to join"
>DO NOT WANT

>>28920138
>>"Hey Gleamy. Who's the hunk?"
kek
straight forward mare

>>28921414
the whole talking to your own organs thing is and always will be jarring and weird

>>28921526
What, you don't do that?
I do that all the time. Especially after tacobell.

>>28920866
Delaying the inevitable choice. You have to choose Anon....

>>28922387
Why? When in Rome...

>>28922456
>Brave and Vannie fighting against attackers
>Anon fears for his life
"Brave! Vannie is in love with me and I have feelings for her too!"
>Brave fights with Vannie
>Anon dies

>>28922456
Because one can only have one waifu. It is known.

>>28922507
I disagree.

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I'm busy with... things... and now the day's gone. I'll update in the morning if I can.

Brace for more snoozy Careful and comfy cold-weather shenanigans.

>>28922709
i am bracing

>>28922709
I'm battening down the hatches and removing my pants.

>>28920866
>The whole walk there, you reminisce more than you do anything else.
>You almost forget that you have armored company until you open the doors to the cafe.
>And with that company, you've got a choice to make.
>Behind the counter, it's nobody you recognize from the last time being here.
>Just some random ponies.
>They all stare at you and the girls for a moment, then shake it off and hop into business mode.
>"Good morning, welcome!"
>You walk up to the counter, trying to disarm that slightly worried look on this mare's face.
>But instead, her eyes just cautiously follow you, until she's looking up at you from in your shadow.
>You're not that close to her, but the sun's not helping with the angle it's in.
>Taking a simple step to the side, you sigh.
"I'll just get a black coffee, and whatever these girls want."
>Vannie walks up, still looking exhausted as ever.
>She glances up at the menu and squints.
>Her eyes slowly move across the boards.
>"...I don't know, there's too much stuff. I'll take anything with loads of caffeine in it, please."
>The mare pauses, then slowly nods.
>Brave takes a step, eyes never leaving the menu.
>"Vanilla latte, please."
>The mare nods again, you throw down some more bits from your seemingly unending pockets, and you move over to a table.
>You actually only have four bags left.
>Not that bits are really big, though.
>They're kind of just like thick quarters.
>It's odd.
>The mare opens the bag, then starts to count the coins.
>She looks up at you, and you immediately wave it off.
"Just keep the change, it's fine."
>She nods, and you head on over to a table.
>The girls follow suit, Brave sitting across from you, and Vannie on your side.
>Symbolism, you guess.
>Silence quickly fills the space between you and the girls.
>You know it's likely because you and them just woke up, but your mind puts a separate thought in place.
>It just makes you feel nervous.

>>28922862
>You catch yourself messing with your hands, the main thing you noticed you do when stressed.
>Popping fingers and such, anything to occupy yourself.
>Eventually, you settle them under the table, trying to seem less... troubled.
>But damn, you are.
>You're avoiding what's been in the back of your mind this whole time.
>You wasted precious time thinking about other things, just to avoid this.
>And now, you're left completely unprepared because of it.
>-Well, more unprepared than you could have been.
>What do you say?
>What are you going to do?
>Should you wait for later?
>Later would be nice, when everyone is awake and everything.
>Or maybe tomorrow.
>You can have this whole day to plan it all ahea-
>"-So, a black coffee, a vanilla latte, and 'a thing with loads of caffeine in it'. Will that be all for you three?"
>You nod and smile, then watch her walk off.
>Now you feel even more constrained on time.
>That waitress interrupted your thoughts.
>That precious time.
>-You're avoiding the subject again.
>You blink and take a sip of your coffee.
>It burns your tongue and makes you wince.
>Though the girls are too invested with their own drinks to really notice.
>You absent mindedly do the same as them, blowing into the mug while you think.
>There's a damn choice to make, here.
>Just the thought of it sends a shiver through you.
>You don't think you can do this.
>How CAN you?
>You've never done this before.
>Never had to deal with this.
>You need guidance.
>Someone to just take over and do the dirty work for you.
>To go out and make the right choice.
>But what IS the right choice?
>Should you flip a damn coin?
>Roll some dice?
>What do you do?
>"Are you alright, Anon?"

>>28922894
Be brave anon.

>>28922894
The bat is an object unworthy of love. It can guard you and Brave as you fug, while being used as a rape object at your discretion. Choice made.

>>28922894
>Looking up, Brave's watching you curiously.
>And the commotion has brought Vannie's eyes up, as well.
>You don't like the attention.
>It's like you don't even see them anymore.
>You don't get that fluttery feeling seeing them.
>At least not together.
>You just feel more dread.
>You feel uncomfortable.
>You feel like you're being judged.
>Everything that you do and say, immediately being judged by the both of them.
"Y-yeah, I'm fine. J-just tired."
>Vannie lazily nods alongside you, while Brave pushes forward.
>"Yeah, how come? You look like you just haven't slept at all. What kept you up?"
>You quickly shake your head.
"I-it's nothing. Just- a bad nightmare..."
>One where you messed up.
>Where you said the wrong thing, and it all went downhill.
>Where you ended up alone, because you were greedy with the company you'd never had before.
>Where every good thing spiraled out of control, out of your grasp and out the window.
>Leaving you cold and alone, worse than you had been before.
>The same thoughts, the same feelings in a different place, just controlled by something else.
>Another force pulling the strings, tugging at the same spots, keeping you going just for the sake of it.
>Moving you around until you're tired of it, or can't feel the motions anymore.
>Until it all just blurs into one big mess-
>"-Anon!"
>You snap at attention and blink.
>"Celestia, you really need some proper sleep. We're going back to the castle after this."
>You idly nod and continue blowing on your coffee.
>It's not until you try it that you realize how long you were doing so.
>It's just warm now.
>Taking some small sips, you notice Vannie doing the same.
>Though she quickly seems to perk up, despite caffeine usually taking thirty minutes to kick in.
>Guess it's the sugar.
>That coffee of hers does look really creamy.

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>>28922907

>>28922940
>You continue staring past the table, taking sips from your mug until your lips are met with nothing.
>You stare at the empty bottom of your mug, then set it down.
"...Guys."
>The two look up at you.
>Then your brain processes what you just uttered.
>Against your own will, your own thoughts, you just talked.
>You started exactly what you didn't want to.
>Now they're both looking at you, waiting to know why you grabbed their attention.
>WHY did you do this?
>You're not ready.
>You don't know what you're going to say.
>You didn't do it on purpose.
>They both watch you curiously, waiting for what you're going to say.
>An emerald green and a sapphire blue, peering into you.
>The two biggest things in your life right now, just for the changes they've brought you.
>The new doors they've opened.
>The easier they made the journey.
>...And here you are, just waiting to ruin that.
>Your eyes trail to the table.
>You can't stand to face them like this.
>And you never wanted to.
>"Is something wrong, Anon?"
>The better question is, what ISN'T wrong?
>Softly shaking your head, you take a damn deep breath.
>It just makes them more interested in your words.
>Tapping the mug in your hands, another sigh escapes you.
"I... I don't really know how to go about saying this..."
>Now they both look worried.
>"What happened, Anon?"
>"Yeah, what's up?"
>You can hear the tone in your voice.
>Now you feel you're making too much of a big deal, here.
>Or maybe not a big enough deal.
>There's just no winning this, is there?

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>>28922907
E D G Y
D
G
Y

>>28923004
Here we go.

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>>28920812
Not wanted here, so no thanks bud, feel free to stay dead.
>>28921526
I like it, I sometimes here voices from my stomach too on occasion.
>>28921414
GAME NIGHT, GAME NIGHT! And I want to see Gleaming's reaction to the brawling mino technomancer.
>>28922507
>>28922387
pic related, we know your one of the bat hate guys, suck it up. Both of them will be picked and be happy. So fuck you.

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>>28922907
have a (you) and a pic I cant remember the reason for saving

>>28922900
The dubs denote the pun.

>>28923223
.....ooooooooouch

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>>28923004
DO IT! MAKE THEM BOTH YOUR MARES!
>>28923285
I know, that little bastard must have grinded his level to the point of a god to get that crit.

>>28923218
>If you don't circlejerk over bats and choose them every single time, then you are a faggot who can go fuck yourself
Batfags, ladies and gentlemen.

>>28923293
You know, its almost cathartic knowing that you walking memes are still here, being retarded to best bat girl and bootyful earth pone. We can all universally point at you and laugh, thank you for that.

>>28923288
>grinded his level
Tonberry's 'knife' attack always does max damage.

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>>28921293
>pic related

>>28923004
fuck, I am shacking
Anon has chosen the wrong place for this. He should've done it in the castle not with strangers around. Damn this will end messy. Run Anon, run as long as you can.
Or ask Cadence for help, kek

>>28921414
I always get a good chuckle when I see an anon talking to his organs
Also this is great please continue

>>28923218
>>28923874
You flatter me. Update soon

>>28921414
>Short beams
>"Well, I actually have tonight off. My character may be a little rough..."
>Gleaming airily waves a hoof
>"It's fine. Don't you have that Love cleric you never got to use? Level her to six and run her"
>Love cleric?
>Gleaming, y u do dis?
>"Oh, yeah, I forgot about Heater. That'll be *juuust* fine"
>"Cool. Night guard barracks at 8:30, bring snacks"
>"All right. Stay sexy, sugar" Short winks at you again, before taking your plates and payment
"I guess it's time to get home?"
>"Yeah, you look dead on your... whatever it is you have"
>Gleaming once more leads the way.
>The streets are more full now, and the stares more pronounced
>This is starting to remind you of that one Twilight Zone episode
>The one with the pod people
>Regardless, the trip is short
>You manage not to pass out before making it to bed.
>Gleaming knocks
>"I'm going to go off shift now, sir. If you like, I can stay here. Make snacks and such"
"Do whatever you want, a stampede won't wake me"
>"All right, sir"
>The bed is remarkably comfy
>Despite that, your last thought before sleep is that it's really too big for one person

>>28923973
doubleP? are you there?
would you be willing to make a Short Stack drawing?

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>>28921293
>>If not, Short gets a date with you
>>You did not consent to this

Where are the stallion guards? I want to read some bro stories.

>>28923223
>>28923285
RIGHT IN THE CUNT

>>28924059
will try to deliver when I get some free time.

>>28923218
>I like it, I sometimes here voices from my stomach too on occasion.
That's called schizophrenia.

>>28923973
>>Despite that, your last thought before sleep is that it's really too big for one person
gee
i wonder who hes going to be waking up next to

>>28924694
A stallion?

>>28924838
your mother

>>28924864
Anon's mother? That must have been one hell of a night for him.

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>>28924649
IT'S possibly HAPPENING

>>28924560
>Where are the male guards?
Ask the ones who keeps saying that they are allowed here, yet tells almost everyone who posts them or talks about them to leave.

>>28925673
they're allowed on the side
the main focus is still guard mares, nigger.

enjoy your (You)

>>28925735
>thinking he even deserves a (You)
Shame on you.

Power is off, will remain so for the forseeable future. I'll do everything I can to have some manner of update tonight

>>28926213
take your time I will wait as long as you need

>>28926213
Damn it, how am I going to live without my dose of Gleaming?

>>28926296
>>28926494
Power is back on, update soon

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>>28926523
Aw yiss

>>28923973
>Waking up hurts
>You have horrible indigestion
>But, it's worth it, your horse-virginity remains unsullied
>You smell coffee
>Gleaming must be getting ready
>You glance at the bedside clock
>8 pm
>Just enough time for the triple s and a cup of coffee before you have to go
>Shower, check
>Shave, check
>Shit, check
>Coffee, acquired
>As you sit on the couch, getting into character, Gleaming sits across from you
>"Excited, sir?"
"Oh yes, this is going to be great. I have such plans"
>You smile the smile of a man who has derailed a thousand campaigns, and forged empires of bloody conquest from the ashes
>"Good. We need to move out soon, our GM likes to get running promptly."
"Who's the GM?"
>"Oh, nopony you know, but she's fair. Firm believer in story over mechanics too, so if your idea is cool enough she'll usually let it ride"
>Best kind of GM, in your opinion
"Anything else I should know?"
>"Just don't eat her cheese puffs. Anything else on the table is fine, but the cheese puffs are hers, and she gets a little... intense about them"
"I shall resist the temptation"
>Gleaming pops on her helmet and nods at you
>"Then let's move out"

>>28926881
>NEET pony obsessed with cheese puffs as GM
Awesome.

>>28926881
Fuuuuck. I could go for some cheese puffs right now.

>>28923004
I understand now where this is going going. This is the point where Blu abandons his story :^)

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>>28926881
>F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>>28927517
It's going to be a bit, I'm afraid. I'm flying by the seat of my pants here, creating on the fly. This is the first part I've actually thought out ahead of time, figuring out who's coming and who's playing what. Please bear with me while I beat my head against this wall

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>>28927630
>I'm flying by the seat of my pants here, creating on the fly.
FLY FASTER

>>28923218
Nah. Not one of the anti-bat posters. I'd be happy with Vannie as I would with Brave. I just wanna see Anon make the agonizing choice.

>>28926881
>>28927859
Just for you

The castle is beautiful in the moonlight.
>The whole world is, really
>It is game time, and your body is ready
>The night guard barracks are in the "basement" of the castle
>Because everyone is too polite to call it a dungeon
>Perfect setting for the game, actually
>As Gleaming leads, you start to wonder about the other players
>Social anxiety has never been huge at this kind of thing, but it's a lingering background tension in your mind
>"Here we are, sir"
>Gleaming stops in front of an enormous oak door, reinforced with iron
>DC 20 to break, easy.
>Maybe 25
>"Just relax. We're all here to have fun, sir. And if all else fails, Octavius always brings an obscene amount of gin"
>You nod
>It's go time
>The door opens, and suddenly, four pairs of eyes are on you
>Short Stack, purple as ever
>A pair of stallions, white and grey. The white one has a pretty sweet set of purple shades
>And a cream coated mare with the most garish red and blue mane imaginable
>"Hey everypony. This is Anonymous, our newest ambassador. Anonymous, you already met Short. That's Vinyl and Octavius on the far end, and our own inimitable Flank Charge, GM extraordinaire"
>You take a seat across from the guys
>You know the code
"Hey, call me Anon"
>"Well hey, all right, new guy" The white stallion,
>Vinyl, his name is Vinyl
>Vinyl says, beaming
>"Indeed, it will be pleasant to have another gentlecolt around." Octavius adds
>He's giving you the chocolate-dipped look too

>>28927884
Again, mister no fun. Fuck that noise.

>>28927889
Based.

>>28927889
Octi is a nerd...my excitement for this game just got a bit larger.

>>28927889
Vinyl is a mare though. Did Anon mix up the voice or something?

>>28927946
R63 universe

>>28927889
Oh, I see the ENTIRETY of Equestria is R63's, okay then.

>>28927952
With the exception of alicorns, yes.

>>28927951
Ahhhh... wait a second,but that doesn't work though, because Octavia is also a mare. Personally I am fine with only Gleaming being a R63 thing and everyone else being normal.

>>28927966
>Octavius

>>28927972
Ah, I just figured she was using a fake name, not being a guy. I am a bit disappointed, but whatever then. Do continue.

>>28927935
>>28927941
Names are hard. Next update as soon as I can write it

>>28927889
>Flank Charge clears her throat
>"Before we begin, since this is a new campaign I would like everypony to introduce their characters."
>Vinyl jumps to his hooves
>"Glass Hummer, Bard and Sorcerer. I drop the bass so hard ponies die from it"
>Octavio produces a handle on gin from seemingly nowhere, pours himself a glass and takes a long sip
>"Graceful Counterpoint, Grace if you must. Samurai and bard."
>Short fiddles with her papers
>"Red Ribbon, Cleric of Love. With the power of Love, nothing is impossible!"
>Gag. But she actually seems to believe that.
>Questions for later
"Brass Knuckle, Minotaur Runeweilder. My greatest weapon is knowledge. My second greatest weapon is my rune carved knuckledusters"
>Gleaming looks at you, shocked
>"You can't do that, Anon! Runeweilders are a *ranged* class!"
"Show me where it says I can't engrave a melee weapon"
>Gleaming glares
>"We will discuss this later. Shield Wall, Paladin of the Sun. Let my body be a shield for the innocent"
>Flank smirks at you
>She knows your kind
>"Excellent. Go ahead and get into character, we'll start as soon as Octavius has poured one of those for everypony

>>28927630
>>28927859
>>I'm flying by the seat of my pants here, creating on the fly.
>FLY FASTER
faster and faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death

>>28928277
Is... is that a White Scars quote?

>>28928314
Aye.
>>28928251
Kek, she knows a fellow rule bender.

>>28928251
>we will discuss this later
KEK

>>28928330
>>28928351
Ok folks. This is a turning point in the story. I have some ideas, but I'm soliciting opinions. What kind of campaign do we want? High fantasy? Horror? Magepunk? Bear in mind that the game will take up about half of the story overall, and I'm planning on this being a fairly long project, so pick something you'll be happy to read for a while

>>28928251
This is splendid. I'm getting tingles of twiligh/tg/ame_night. Continue at your own pace, you marvelous bastard.

>>28928397
He was a huge inspiration, and is actually giving me occasional snippets of advice. I consider it an honor to call him my friend

Even if he is a gigantic faggot

>>28928390
I like the sound of magepunk. Besides, if there aren't rules forbidding melee runes, I'll bet there aren't rules forbidding custom runes. Let Anon show these poners the horrifying potential of human ingenuity.

>>28928426
Custom runes are strictly up to the GM. That being said, if anyone can sweet talk a GM into letting him get away with some heinous shit, it's anon.

On a more general note, I'll be happy to answer questions about specific game rules but bear in mind I'm basing this on Pathfinder

>>28928390
>>28928445
I want a Horror. Make Anon's character Old Man Henderson.

>>28928445
You doing this so far is enough for me.
>>28928397
Was that ever finished? I also don't have a pastebin, so if anyone has that.

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>>28916107
This.
At first I was on board with them leaving but now it's gotten to the point where I know it's just edgy teenagers trying to reaffirm their confused sexual preference.
And to add insult to injury, they tried to break away and you spam "HUR DURR WE R REAL THREAD. EVERY ONE WHO WANTS A JOINT THREAD IS A HHH SHIT POSTER HURRRR."
TL;DR: If they want to have dude stories, let em. Stallions are welcome

>>28928455
The first run was indeed finished, although there has been mutterings about a second run into that world.

http://pastebin.com/PmrCPg7x
Pastebin for chapter one

>>28928445
>Pathfinder
Oh hoho. Let the games begin, then. I think Warrior Spirit from Magic Tactics Toolbox might suit Anon, then (just check the PF SRD). It's very nearly broken if you read it right.

>>28928468
>A second run
Oh shit yeah. I've seen him posting on the It Hurts threads, but that makes my night to hear.

>>28928487
Nothing is set in stone yet, anon, but I've been badgering him for nearly a year to do it

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>>28928459
Faggot, we already finished this conversation, you homos bringing it up again just to stir shit up isn't going to help you shitposters. Shut the fuck up, tell your mom what you did, and stay off the computer for a few days.

>>28928505
Sweet, if I remember the story correctly then it was the one where Moondancer was the GM that game. Unless I am mistaken and am thinking of something else.

>>28928459
>>28928519
Gentlemen, please. We're all here to enjoy poorly written horse words. This debate is getting no one anywhere, and it would be best to simply agree to disagree. The filter exists for just such an occasion.

>>28928531
They lost the right to come here and complain when the fake thread they made archived and their arguments where proven to be bullshit and strawman when the gullible people followed them. Hell it ended right here>>28917993
Well until this jackass said had to sayone more thing about it>>28928459
he gets his token (you) and that is the end of it. Again.

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REMEMBER PLEASE

>>28928450
Henderson shenanigans may happen in the future, but Anon didn't have the opportunity to write the mammoth backstory required for that particular gambit.

>>28928661
That's true...I would be worried for his mental health if he did have it, or ask Discord some pointed questions.

>>28916284
>Mmm.
>So toasty.
>The sun, orange-red as it peeks over the horizon, is shining in, melting the window-frost.
>Anon must have stocked the wood-stove during the night, too.
>Looks like he's still fast asleep.
>He loves cuddles while he's awake, but he makes a pretty good bed-warmer asleep, too.
>Yes... this bed is toasty inside and out.
>Let pony or princess try to drag you out of it right now.
>They will fail.
>...
>But you COULD be toastier.
>It will be a perilous journey.
>You must scooch all the way over to the domain of the slumbering cuddler.
>You will fit perfectly into the crook formed by his fetal position.
>Exponentially higher amounts of toastiness await you there.
>You know. Inverse-square laws and stuff.
>You've heard that term somewhere.

>But you can't wake him.
>When he wakes, you need to both bundle up, and go... outside.
>Where it's cold.
>Toastiness evaluation: minimal.
>So... you need to be careful.

>You start by scooching your shoulders.
>Then your butt.
>...
>He doesn't stir.
>Shoulder.
>Butt.
>Shoulder.
>Butt.
>Almost there.
>You're still... from last night... is "sore" the right word?
>No, not really.
>Just warm, and tender, and sensitive. Lingering.
>You like it.

>Shoulder.
>Butt.
>Shoul-OHNOOHNO
>HE'S AWAKE
>IT'S RUI-
>Anon grabs you, muddles something incoherent, pulls you in, and resumes sleeping.
>You chomp the edge of the displaced comforter and pull it up to your neck.
>Mission successful, R.G. Careful.
>Maximum toastiness: achieved.
>You smack your lips, wriggle in, close your eyes, and prepare to nap.
>Just for a little longer...

>>28928850
Das comfy as fuck

>>28928850
>Butt.
>Almost there.
>You're still... from last night... is "sore" the right word?
>No, not really.
>Just warm, and tender, and sensitive. Lingering.
>You like it.
two things, 1) Super comfy time is at max, 2) why do you hate giving us the good feel smut?

>>28923004
>You take another breath, then rub your face with your hands.
>You've already passed the point of no return, now.
>Waited too long to pull of a, 'it's nothing,' and you have too much attention on you to say, 'maybe later'.
>Trying that now, you're sure they'd just keep pushing you.
>So it's now or never.
>And never wouldn't sound so bad, if you weren't afraid of the consequences.
>Or knew the severity of them.
>-Being blunt has pretty much always been your thing.
>Or you've tried to make it that way.
>Of course, you don't mind lying with the little things, like remembering that movie you never saw, just to stay in a conversation.
>But, for instance, group things, face to face confrontations where everyone has something to say, but nobody wants to say it.
>The only thing here is, YOU'RE the only one with something to say.
>This isn't a friendly misunderstanding or debate.
>This is, 'how badly fucked are you?'
>Or damage control time.
>Weighing options, seeing which will hurt you the least.
>But ultimately, you're sure that being blunt could lessen the blow.
>Leaving things to imagination just creates more ways to be wrong.
>At least, that's how you see it.
>Brave reaches a hoof over and places it on your hand.
>Then gives you a warm, caring smile.
>-Which just destroys your confidence.
>This is like choosing which pet to save from the pound.
>You can't save them all, and you know that all the ones you don't choose are gonna be grinded up into tendies.
>Staring at the mug a little longer, the silence ushers you to speak.
>You shut your eyes and let out another sigh.
>No dancing around this, goddamn it.
>Like a bandaid, just ripping it off will be better.
"-I have feelings for both of you."
>Both of their eyes go wide.

>>28928850
-We'll never know the new positions anon taught pony-kind that night.

But super comfy is good too.

>>28929004
It's shtf time boys duck and cover.

>>28929004
Good, he finally did it.

>>28929004
>"-I have feelings for both of you."
OH SHIT NIGGER

HE LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG

>>28929004
>You turn away from their gazes.
"I just... I didn't want to leave that in the dark. I didn't want to show feelings for one, and forget the other, or just do nothing at all."
>You can't see their faces, but you know they're still looking at you.
"I've never dealt with these kind of feeling, before, but I've seen time and time again how it all works out."
>You hold your hands out.
"-Before you say or do anything, just know that I'm telling you both this because I don't want anyone to be hurt. You both have brought the best changes in my life, and I couldn't have lived with myself if I went behind anybody."
>They're completely silent.
>Nobody even breathes.
"If you have anyone to be angry at, it should be me. I'm the cause of all of this."
>There's still silence.
>You stand up from your seat, still avoiding their gaze.
"I'll be back at the castle, give you time for whatever you need to. As of right now, you're both off-duty."
>You practically skip and speed-walk away.
>The second you leave the coffee shop, you feel this small sense of relief, but also despair.
>Leaving like this might not be the best choice, but you're just surprised you were able to say all of that.
>Sitting there, being judged any further by them would have just crushed you.
>The more they know about you, the more flaws they can spot.
>At least now, should they decide to leave you, you won't see their faces.
>It's like everything.
>The less you see of it, the less of an impact it leaves.

>...
>...Dang it.
>Exactly what you didn't want to happen, just happened.
>You knew you should have kept your stupid mouth shut.
>You shouldn't have had so many drinks.
>You should have just, kept it in...
>Now look at what you caused.
>The look on Anon's face was so nervous, so scared.
>And now Brave looks ready to cry.
>...You didn't want to cause this.
>Why didn't you keep your mouth shut?
>Why didn't you just talk to him earlier?
>...Why?

>>28929105
EMBRACE IT!

>>28929105
>...
>You knew it was too good to be true.
>Someone as great as Anon... you'd never have been able to keep him for long.
>You're not good enough.
>Never have been.
>Vannie has so much more than you.
>Why in Celestia's name did you think you could compete with a bat pony?
>You're just... just a dumb mud pony.
>That's all you'll ever be...
>You jolt from your seat and stand up.
>You don't know where to go.
>You don't know where you WANT to go.
>Just... anywhere but here.
>Anywhere.

>...
>You watch as Brave trots out of the coffee shop alone.
>She was already tearing up.
>You'd go after her... but what could you say?
>She probably hates your guts right now.
>Thinks you went out to try and steal Anon or something.
>...And hay, you kind of did.
>Stupid you.
>You knew that she was with Anon.
>You saw how happy they were.
>And you just had to ruin that.
>Couldn't just ignore it all and let them enjoy each other.
>Now look.
>Because you got greedy, nopony's happy.
>And it really is all your fault.
>...You shouldn't have gone with him last night.
>Shouldn't have tested your luck.
>You're just a filthy flying rodent, remember?
>You're not worthy of love.

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>>28929105
oh no
poor brave

>>28929105
I'm guessing the 2nd part is Vannie?

Time for Anon to visit with Cadence...

>>28929119
Oh, I see how it ends now.

It's the bad end where Anon dies alone at the hands of a gryphonian assassin and both guards get to the boiling hot badlands to separate outposts to keep watch for changelings as punishment.

>>28929126
I was thinking they would save him from gryphons and everything would go mutual or some shit, but your response.. Brutal

>>28929070
>let the cat out of the bag

Anon threw it out of the bag, and off a bridge.

>>28929119
Anon needs to go collect the best guards and come home.

>>28929119
MAKE THE GUARD PONES HAPPY AGAIN

>>28929119
These are not the feels I was looking for.
Anon you turn right around and you fix this bullshit right now!

>>28917024
oh my.i like this, that i do so much.

>>28928566
>>28928531
>Tell us to get out
>We do.
>Guard thread is half serious/half Shitpost.
>People posting links to DAH REAL THRED
I don't get it, we leave and you harass us, then we come back and we still get shit.
Swallow your pride and scroll over the story if you don't like it.

>>28929245
You obviously don't get the part of>>28928519
Have one last (you) you whinny bitch. Read this >>28917993 and hell even this >>28917757 then kindly shut the fuck up.

>>28929245
I'm on your side, tard. I'm just sick of the arguing. Vinyl and Octavius are supposed to try and help bridge the gap. Homo horses are cool in my opinion, and nobody seems to be objecting to them.

>>28929258
Them meaning Vinyl and Octavius in particular

>>28929258
That is because we don't hate stallions, that is the HHH fuckers lying, as long as you don't focus on them being gay, WE WONT CARE, but pay attention to this next part, >>28929245 you too. As long as you keep your faggot shit to yourselves, you can stay and lurk all you fucking want. This thread made it abundantly clear gay shit is not wanted, so deal with it.

>>28929264
And when you start writing, you can have an opinion.

>>28929283
When the rest of the thread says they don't want fag shit it your argument is invalid, so please stop encouraging the fag shitposters, they have done enough damage trying to derail the thread. You making green is fine an dandy an all, but you wont change the minds of the people when your obviously siding with the fucker trying to get a (you) when the thread they made archived naturally.

>>28929296
I am bi. Therefore, my Anon is bi. I have to write what I know. He's basically catnip to ponies, for reasons that will be made apparent later. There is a possibility that there is some amount of horsecock in his future. It likely won't be explicit, but if that offends you, I advise you to filter my posts.

>>28929308
Then feel free to stop, because you just lost a reader. Fuck horsecock, not literally though.

>>28929308
Then go to homo horse hangout then, you being personally bi is completely irrelevant to this conversation, and do please pay attention to this here comment>>28917993
Because you are now actively trying to make the problem worse by pissing people off to the point of just saying no to all stallions.

>>28929311
>>28929320
Lol no fucks given.

>>28929324
Have one last (you) then shitposter. Should have known something was off.

>>28929320
As long as the main character has nothing to do with the gay scene no one cares, if you want to make a few joke scenes for Anon to walk in on, it will be weird but whatever, otherwise you have no reason to bring it up unless your trying to start something. If he does, kindly get out. HHH needs content other then shitposting other threads, so you keeping them out of our hair would be fantastic.

Woops meant to link this post>>28929337
to here >>28929308

>>28929337
In all honesty, I have to go where the story takes me. Is it likely? No. Is it possible? Yes. Sorry.

>>28929348
We will do everything possible to give you forewarning then. Saying this >>28929308
is just inciting shitposting and if you keep doing that then just leave, otherwise lets just wait to see what you do. The thread is abundantly clear on the preferences and theme, please follow it.

>>28929355
Yeah, but I don't care about your preferences. I can't if I'm going to write this at all. And I admit to a certain amount of vengeance minded unreasonableness, I've delt with people telling me to "take that fag shit somewhere else" my entire life, including in my own home. I've chosen my ground, and I'm going to hold it. I will not be swayed, I will not be moved, and I will not stop writing. I am not answerable to you. I am answerable to my conscience and ny muse.

>>28929365
If you want the dick so bad, make that part of your story in HHH, it is not wanted here. No one cares about your story, or "muse" stay on topic.

>>28929365
Please repost your pastebin so I can follow the story in the future.

>>28929372
http://pastebin.com/ZVfta6Ti
Here you go

>>28929378
Thank you.

>>28929426
Will we be getting an update from you soon good writefriend?

>>28928251
>Be Brass Knuckle
>Be pounding mead in some dive tavern.
>The rest of the party is drinking fruity girly shit, except for Grace.
>Gin and tonic.
>Classy as fuck
>This is your last night in town
>Tomorrow, you've got a job.
>Local cemetery is getting a bit full, so the local dead are naturally looking for a bit of elbow room
>Unfortunately, they're looking for it in the homes of the living
>After that, getting paid, and the real work begins.
>You've never liked cities much
>But, this is where the College of Runes is
>If you can't bring the mountain to Moohamed, Moohamed must go to the mountain
>And they pay *very* well for new devices
>With any luck, you'll be able to sell your designs and retire from the road.
>"Oy, Brass!"
"What, Grace? I'm busy"
>"Busy guzzlin that fookin swill, nah ya gobshite, pay attention. We gots to talk about how wez gonna smash da skellies"
"Glass shakes them apart, you and I wade in, Red throws her good vibe mojo, and Shield pitches in as needed"
>"Oh, yah, o'course. I'm talkin about after. We're getting paid, yeah? So where's the mares at in this Sunforsaken place? Oi wanna get me knob polished when we're done."
"Hell if I know. Bother Glass about it, I need to double check my runes"
>"Yah, yah, go on then, ya no fun bastard"
>You remove your namesakes from your pocket.
>Four lightning runes on the right
>Four thunder runes on the left
>And a very tricky little life rune that requires bringing your hands together to complete
>That's as good as dragonfire against the walking dead, but you can only do it once
>Best to hold it back until you really need it

>>28929365
>I've chosen my ground, and I'm going to hold it.
I love how in modern world committing to being a faggot is considered almost some fucking achievement.
Your fucking deviations and/or public acknowledgment of those aren't making you a better or more succesful person, and, if anything, quite the opposite.

So where was I? Oh yes, in honor of your great achievment, you may go grab a COoCKie from the shelf and suckle on it as much as you want, only no need share that experience with us this time.

>>28929308
Already didn't like it much, RIP now.
Fuck off to HHH. Post your shit there if you're going into horsecock.

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>>28929365
Let me go on a bit of a rant here.

The reason writefags post their green is for attention. No, I'm not saying that insultingly; I post green too. But, that is the only reason. If people only wrote 'for fun', they wouldn't post it. You get nothing out of posting besides gratitude or attention. The people who read green demand green, and writefags supply. In return, they're acknowledged. If demand dwindles, or goes away, because you're forcing horsecock into your stories you will no longer gain attention (besides attention calling you out on your faggotry). So why bother continuing? If you deliberately ruin demand, and people stop reading, why bother posting it here? The majority of people who were reading your sub-average quality stuff no longer bother. This is an actual legitimate argument to move your stuff to HHH- they will continue to pay you in attention.

In short, fuck off no one wants your shit. You have nothing to gain by continuing to post.
It's great how being a faggot and forcing it on others is now an accomplishment.

>>28929308
>There is a possibility that there is some amount of horsecock in his future
Futa horsecock, no horsecock at all or get the fuck out of this thread and never ever return.
>>28929365
>I've chosen my ground, and I'm going to hold it. I will not be swayed, I will not be moved
You are a lost cause.
>fag
>conscience
Choose one and only one.

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>>28927889
>The castle is beautiful in the moonlight.
>>The whole world is, really
Amen

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Hoo boy, here we go again. (>>28917757 and >>28917993 here, just so you know my general opinion about this whole predicament)

>>28929283
>you can have an opinion
Dude, you can ALWAYS have an opinion. But when that opinion becomes a course of action, you should firstly ask yourself whether you're in the right place or not, both for yours and the others' sake. For instance: would you support the cause for the rights of the black people? Yes. Should you voice your opinions and try to convince others while being at a KKK meetup? NO. (no /pol/ pls)
There's a place and a time for everything, but you have to be able to recognize them.

>>28929308
>I am bi. Therefore, my Anon is bi
No, your anon is bi only if you want him to be. You're the writer, you control the world your story takes place in.
>I have to write what I know
Wrong. The first and most important thing writing requires is imagination. Imagination is by definition the ability to think of something you do not know. It's what differentiates it from experience. According to what you're saying, stories about sci-fi, fantasy and whatnot shouldn't exist. And neither should pastel talking ponies.

>>28929324
You're dangerously close to the boundary of shitposting, both with this post and your supposed future plan about your story. Writefags are generally the voice of reason of a thread, and they usually provide content for the enjoyment of others, helping to quell arguing. But believe me when I tell you that when are writefags themselves to foster divisiveness and shitposting in a thread, that thread is doomed. Entire threads have endured this kind of shit, and got out of it absolutely devastated. Some of them never recovered. Two of the ones I follow happen to be the perfect example of writefags destroying their respective threads: DT in /sun/ and Noctis in /moon/. Don't make this thread end that way.

Tl;Dr: You can write what you want, but not where you want.

>>28929126
or better yet both guards go full 200% mad and start a 2 pony crusade against the gryphons

>>28929532
The problem with what your saying is that people write for attention. I can easily say that is false from my experiences as back when I used to writefag in another thread. I did it purely for entertainment as I got bored one day and decided to see what it was like. Your opinion is nothing more than that, your opinion.
I have not read Dubs story but I could agree that it would be best for them to move to HHH.
Don't think because you see something in a certain way people all do as well, that type of statement holds so much autistic ignorance and I'm not saying that as an insult. I wrote purely for fun as it was something new to experiment with, like a hobby. I did not care what people thought about my story, some negative some positive as long as I was having a blast with it that's all that mattered to me.

>It's great how being a faggot and forcing it on others is now an accomplishment.
This I wanted to pull out separately because its literally assuming that's the writers intention when this is, once again, your own opinion of the situation. grow the fuck up and be optimistic, i would like to believe that not everyone on this website it autistic but your views are autistic as fuck.

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>>28927964
Then why did Gleaming say she has a brother?

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>>28929474
>Grace's character
>mfw

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>Fags drop by, trying to enforce their shit
>Are promptly told to fuck off
>Fags split into open shitposters and "sympathizers" who may or not may be fags samefagging
>Sound men split into ones openly hostile and those who still try to talk senses
>One impudent attempt to hijack the thread, loads of shitposting and one of writefags "coming out" and going full tumblr later
>Whole thread is fully agravated and doesn't want to deal with ANY homo content, even one that would be easily tolerated by most, if only assbangers never started all of this.

Brilliantly executed, retards.

>>28928390
>High fantasy?
That would be my bet. Some of my greatest tabletop memories were from campaign played as the undead-hating priest that got promptly turned into a lich by the GM rendering all his spells self harming
That being said, in the world filled with magic I think elements of technology would be in place as the more abstract thing

>>28929448
I'm feeling kinda overshadowed by the other stories going on so I'm taking my time to make sure what I put out is just as good.

>>28929692
> I did it purely for entertainment as I got bored one day and decided to see what it was like. Your opinion is nothing more than that, your opinion.
>Don't think because you see something in a certain way people all do as well, that type of statement holds so much autistic ignorance and I'm not saying that as an insult.
No. You may write for entertainment, but you post for attention. If your entertainment is having people react to your post, or talk about your green, that's still attention to whatever you're writing.

>This I wanted to pull out separately because its literally assuming that's the writers intention when this is, once again, your own opinion of the situation.
Read >>28929365

>>28929914
>No. You may write for entertainment, but you post for attention.
I should of given more backstory to this, the thread I was in was dying. I had no means of receiving attention but instead try to keep the thread alive long enough for another more qualified writefag to appear. i can easily see why you would think that but it simply is not the case, don't believe me, fine. It does receive attention i can agree with but it was by no means the focus.
>If your entertainment is having people react to your post
Mate ill be honest, I was shitting myself every time i posted because i knew my writing was sub-par. It was in no way shape or form entertaining sitting there not able to do anything, waiting for a reply to know i didn't fuck up so bad. Not everyone cares for the attention and I hope you can understand that.

>Read >>28929365
Ok i can see both sides and im 50/50 on it, yeah maybe he shouldn't be pushing it but i got this amazing idea for everyone out there that will blow all your minds.... are you ready... if you don't like a story.. you don't have to read it! I know i never would have guessed it myself. just scroll past it.

Just be decent with me and understand that not everyone posts for attention, if you are fully adamant on your argument then there's no way ill convince you but im telling you this. It is your ideology that it is posted for attention, be optimistic and see that not everyone is the same as you, like mate that's definition ignorant to think your beliefs are fact

>>28929946
> i got this amazing idea for everyone out there that will blow all your minds.... are you ready... if you don't like a story.. you don't have to read it! I know i never would have guessed it myself. just scroll past it.
This mindset has already been addressed.
>>28917078
>>28917090
>>28928459

>It is your ideology that it is posted for attention, be optimistic and see that not everyone is the same as you, like mate that's definition ignorant to think your beliefs are fact

Bottom line, there is no reason to post something unless you want people to read it. It is literally impossible to post anything else, this is not a belief. You write the green, then you post it to a public image board. Literally, literally, ultra-literally why else would you post something that is originally made private to public other then gain attention.

If your goal is to keep a thread alive why post green and not just bump it, since you admit your green is shitty? If there isn't any more qualified content creators let it die.

>>28929946
>if you don't like a story.. you don't have to read

It might've worked that way BEFORE fucking cocksuckers got so obsessive with enforcing their shit in our thread and annoyed the hell out of me and bunch of other Anons.
Now we are not having _any_ *single* -fucking- part of it. They came to OUR thread unwanted, I don't have to make myself tolerate THEIR shit in OUR thread.

>>28928605
i told you, but you didn't listen

>>28929965
>>28929998
Double trigger.. calm down bros (lets keep this as a calm civil debate)

>This mindset has already been addressed.
Ill admit defeat there as i dont pay attention to alot of shit, purely me at fault there.

>If there isn't any more qualified content creators let it die.
So i dont have to describe shit ill say it is the Anonfilly thread, and there was a content creator they sometimes took days off at a time.

>since you admit your green is shitty
It wasn't that bad im just being overcritical jeez way to be rude

Look mate I understand where your coming from but i simply don't agree with it, and I know there's gonna me more out there who see my side so its a stalemate. its gonna be the same shit posted over and over.

Now the other Anon
>It might've worked that way BEFORE fucking cocksuckers
Im just quoting the start because im lazy. it is not your thread. it is not anyone's thread give or take how you want to view it. I completely agree with what your saying but come on review what you wrote, you make it look like your gonna start a revolution. I want everyone to look at that post, >>28929998 thats triggered beyond belief over a 4chan thread. mate just calm down you are not big, you are not tough and anyone who takes this seriously as someone with initiative must be fucking tripping on acid.


Final thoughts, you aint changing the way im thinking about posting shit although you may be misunderstanding as i kinda agree with you and guys, calm the fuck down. i just want to read blue and spanky's stories in peace and there are people reading Dubs story, it fills the criteria of the thread in.. some form so just calm down and stop.

Much love
- Some Random Faggot

I don't see it as that an issue to have a gay character in the story, he'll even if he's making passes at the main character. I mean honestly in the right context it could add to the story to flesh out a character or add humor to the story.

But the same time isn't this thread about guard mares? If the main focus of the thread is guard mares, then the main focus of the subject matter should be guard mares.

Another thread could easily be made for Male Guards, both gay or straight.

Seriously i can't believe how badly you guys have flung shit back and forth about something so simple half of you idiots couldn't convince someone that the sky was blue let alone win this argument. Stop being drooling retards and start being reasonable.

>we managed two whole days without catapaulting the thread toward bump limit with non-content
I'll take what I can get. I'm proud of you, Anons.

Traveling today. Expect a surplus of Careful over Thanksgiving. I have to step it up now since the new writefags actually update regularly.

>>28930103
If only reacting reasonably was so easy. But, apparently, it's extremely difficult to do.
>>28930130
Where is sex, cw anon?

>>28930134
You won't be disappointed.

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>>28930144 (check'd)
I hope you'll be describing Careful's and Anon's first time

>>28930065
>>28930103
I think im being perfectly reasonable, all im asking is for people to calm the fuck down and let the guy post.

>>28930130
I am deeply ashamed of my rant. This is why I shouldn't be allowed to post after midnight, I turn into a Mogwai.

>>28929695
This takes place post Luna's return but pre Ascension

>>28930065
>it is not your thread
>it is not anyone's thread give or take how you want to view it
Then whose? Fucking whose? Those faggots that SUDDENLY invaded thread month after it was established? Those faggots that made it pretty clear all by themselves, that they are not from here? Those faggots who proceeded to try to shove their tastes down everyones throat without even trying to assimilate firstly? Those faggots who were also suggested to be people from hhh by other lurkers, which threads they previously invaded?
I was here all the time, and the only 2 shitposters before was faggot trying to enlighten us on what "high literary values" are and the second was complaining about bats - that's all. Noone ever argued about buttfucking before this goddamned incursion.

So, as I've already said: I'm not having a single part of it, becuase I've seen it all with my very own eyes.

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>>28929119
>mudpony
Brave a best

>>28929902
It's not about the quality of the writing, really, it's what's happening in them. Careful's got maximum comfy, and Blu's got shit going down, so of course they'll get more attention.

>>28916002
~unf~

>>28929902
Your story is good man, i look forward to it just as much as the others.

>>28929902
Jesus shit dude, I'm a hack. The last thing you should feel is overwhelmed. Pity, maybe. A healthy kek, if I'm lucky

Yet another anonymous fag here. Just popping in to say - everyone in this thread is actually pretty awesome. Even amidst shitposting you're trying to reason with each other, we've got a number of great writefags, that update semi frequently, and while this isn't best thread ever, it's still comfy as fuck. Peace

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>>28929308
welp

rip sirdubs
dug his own grave and buried himself in it

>>28929699
Dubs speak the truth.

>>28930531
Bitch your openly antagonizing the thread for being anti faggot content, you don't deserve pity, you deserve to be ignored and kicked out.

>>28930722
I'm not going anywhere. Update tonight will be delayed for work, but it is coming

>>28930028
The faggots started and continued it again though.

>>28930749
Hey. Just wondering what these are.
https://inkbunny.net/SirDubs
https://ifunny.co/Sirdubs

>>28930764
I haven't the foggiest. I was named in the last thread

>>28930065
The fact that a majority of the original thread posters, tell you to fuck off with the shit your peddling, doesn't mean you turn around and tell us to accept it. Fuck off, gay shit is not wanted, keep your hack arguments about us being against stallions and other races to yourselves, we are fine with both. This has had to be repeated to newfags that drop by the thread to see what is going on for the last month and a half, we made it clear fag poster that your shit wasn't wanted. And when you fucking cunty pieces of shit went off to start a fake thread, what did you fuckers do? You OPENLY SHITPOSTED IT TO DEATH WITH FAG CONTENT! Not only did you idiotic homos ruin your fake thread that was started, FOR NO OTHER REASON I MIGHT ADD, to spite the original thread for the sole purpose of having gay content in it. But guess what shitpacker, not only did you fuckers fail at that, we only had to go over and explain why that thread existed once, maybe twice and post links to where the real content was. What did you fucks do in response to that? YOU LITERAL FAGGOTS WHINED, BITCHED, MOANED, AND LIED TO THE PEOPLE COMING TO YOUR SHIT FAKE THREADS FACES, REPEATEDLY, THAT WE DONT ACCEPT STALLIONS, AND DIFFERENT SPIECES GUARDS! When we called you fuckers out on it again and again, your thread archived because it was BLATENTLY obvious you fuckers were full of shit, and didn't deign to bump it. So take a fucking hint all of you >>28929946
>>28929365
>>28929692
>>28930065
We have been reasonable, tried to stay civil even, but when you fucks TAKE PERSONAL OFFENSE TO THE FACT WE DONT WANT GAY SHIT IN THE THREAD! You have officially crossed the line and just openly started to shitpost, not because you think your going to change peoples minds about the situation, but because it is all you fuckers have left to spite us with, your Trojan horse of a writefag not withstanding>>28930199
he is getting slightly more time to be reasoned with because he actually makes shit. part 2 soon

>>28930567
Thank you for the complement. Have a nice day, I personally think its our guard training that is giving us the patience. Though these literal faggots shitposting is really starting to push it.

>>28930838
Part 2, finished.
You fuckers came to this thread, I think it was only 2 whole threads back actually, with some random starting writefag posting a story about a guard that walked in on Anon getting his dicked sucked by a stallion, the guy implied that he was going to continue the story as an intentional gay theme, we said (VERY CLEARLY I MIGHT ADD) that we weren't interested in that sort of content and that he should just go to you HHH fuckers thread. We even gave him the caveat of if he planned to continue that story of it as a guard that quit and thought his hole career over, but you know what that homo writer did? HE QUIT, he didn't drag out his unnecessary story any longer where it wasn't wanted, he quit. But then something odd happened, you faggots came out of the woodworks and had the balls, to not only try and force us to accept gay stories here, but to go off an MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD, WITH BASICALLY THE SAME NAME, AND THE ONLY CHANGE WAS THAT FAGGOTS WERE WELCOME! We had a total of 2, maybe 3 people linking to this thread to show where the content really was, to also explain that you faggots were LYING about us being fucking Nazis about our preference, when we have been nothing but reasonable trying to explain that this thread is not interested in gay content, your fake thread too, when it was nothing but open shitposting the desire to get rammed by stallion, over and over again, you fuckers put off the few people gullible enough to take the bait and go there, they saw this thread and realized that you fuckers were full of shit, stopped bumping it, and came here. We had it going perfectly fine until not one, but two fucking people tried to rile up a fucking flame war. And that was this faggot here>>28928459
and the subsequent debunking of his shit >>28928519 being added to this for posterity. This would have been the end of it, but NO. You fuckers absolutely REFUSE to go away quietly, and you have the gall to wonder why we don't like you! #3 soon

>>28930838
>>28930950
You are the most autistic faggot I have ever fucking seen. I don't even browse this thread.
I would be actually legitimately surprised if you weren't that retard in the Slave Pony thread spamming "Faggots fuck off" when someone started writing a Shining slave story that some people wanted.

4chan isn't your fucking safe space. Fucking kill yourself, you waste of air.

>>28930950
You know, I now realize that I am giving you faggots to much time. So I am just going to let these >>28930838
>>28930950
speak for themselves, so when the inevitable faggot shitposting responds to them I will have part 3 ready. For fucks sake just go back to your respective threads and leave us alone. I am getting sick and tired of having to waft through your shit, and explain, in vivid detail, why the majority, if not the entire thread, at this point, is sick of your shit.
TLDR: stop wasting your time shitposting gay propaganda here, go to your own thread and make that place better. I know that this is a pipe dream, but just fuck off.

>28903967
You don't even deserve the (you). I at this point I don't care.

>>28930978
So you were? Lol

Wew
>triggered

>>28929474

>The night passes quickly
>The party moves out in the morning
>Hopefully, the Sun will deter any walking dead from making too much of a fuss
>The cemetery is small, barely the size of a town square
>But, as the job listing informed you, it's several layers deep
>Shield Wall takes point
>You follow close behind, despite her annoyed looks
>The mausoleum is nearly empty.
>Cobwebs and spent torches line the marble walls
>What isn't there, but should be, are the bones in the alcoves
>They must have fled the Sun
>"Glass, Grace, get up here and look for traps. I'm not expecting anything from the mindless dead, but who knows what else may be down here"
>The two bards go to it willingly enough
>Nothing so far.
>You follow the pair of them deeper into the catacombs
>The torches here are fresh
>Something is wrong
>The undead don't require light
>Necromancer?
>Some kind of undead mage, needing light to read by?
>Too early to speculate
>The long, downward sloping hallway leads into a deeper darkness
>Gleaming and Glass light their horns
>You hear faint scraping sounds in the distance
>Could be rats
>Could be something much worse

>>28931202
>>Could be rats
>>Could be something much worse
Like a negromancer?