Maud Pie is my favorite pony. I'm a guy by the way.

>>28912679
what would it be like to be in a romantic relationship with maud? in what ways would she express her love torward you?

>>28912679
She´s okay.
But she will never love you as she loves rocks, but thats for the best.

>>28912679
You have good taste OP

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>>28912679
Limestone a best

At least you're not a filthy Marblefag, OP

>>28912794
Why is she so angry?

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>>28912794
What's so bad about Marble?

>>28912679
She's gonna write you a poem about rocks soon my friend, I promise you.

>>28912679
>I'm a guy by the way
Shut up, faggot.

>>28912847
How am I a faggot?

>>28912679
>implying girl go on 4chan

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>>28912679
>I'm a guy by the way

>>28913336
Cause you're a guy.

>>28912679
I'd let Maud pegmatite asshole, if you know what I mean

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>>28913481

>>28912679
more like you're a gay ahahaha

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>>28913489
>>28913688
I'm not into guys. I like mares. Why do you think I like Maud?

She's cute and sweet but shes subtle about it. I really like her and I wish I could give her a big ol hug..

And maybe lewd stuff too if she wants.

>>28912679
You're gay because Maud's a trap.

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>>28913952

Why can't you just respect that I like a pony that you don't?

Why do you have to make fun of her and say, "Hurr she's a trap!"

Its the same thing you guys did to Trixie, you're fucking bullies.

Get out of my Maud loving thread, you're not welcome here.

>>28914003
I am merely stating the truth, twice over. I'm not judging you based on your preferences, nor am I judging Maud for being transgender.

>>28914054
Shes female.

>>28914140
Can't be. Females cannot get autism. Maud must be a trap. That's why he wears a dress all the time; to hide his junk.

>>28914054
So you're the same faggot behind the "Trapsie" shit.

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I'm about to go to bed, cuddle with my pillow and pretend it's Maud

Of all the horses, this one is my favourite. I love her so much

>>28914145
>Females cannot get autism

Where did you even get such an inaccurate factoid?

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>>28912679

Are you assuming my gender?

Becuase that is sexual harassment!!1!!1

>:0

>>28914155
Show me an professionally-diagnosed autist who is biologically female since birth and I will show you the inside of Area 51.

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>>28914147
This guy understands me. I cuddle with my pillows too.

I wish she were real.

>>28914003
>maud
>trixie
go to bed seth

>>28914168
>maud
>smiling
What kind of sorcery is this?

>>28914177
When did MLP become infested with meme-tards?

Go back to sipping your "Bomb ass tea" and watching Filthy Frank you child.

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>>28914181
The best kind.

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Can we make this a Maud Thread?

I love Maud so damn much.

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Where are the Maudfriends at? Am I the only one here who loves Maud anymore?

G-guys?

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>>28914752
>>28914797
Not my waifu but she's a fine pony and all the Maudfags I've met were bros so have a pic. If you want a waifu thread though expect it to be slow. Be patient and post content.

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>>28914752
>>28914797
Maud is a good horse

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>>28914846
>>28914853
Yay more people are here!

I hope no one minds a little humanized.

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>>28912679
This is her orgasm face.

>>28912679

She's mine.

>>28914936
hot

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>>28914752
Maudfag here, I have a Maud plushie and I even have Boulder in my pocket, I am really into her a lot and relate to her a lot, I can't call her my waifu due to the fact how much I see myself in her, more of a soul mate.

>>28916244
>I can't call her my waifu due to the fact how much I see myself in her, more of a soul mate.
Could you explain a bit? I'm more familiar with soul mate connoting romantic feelings.

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>>28914147
>Rockabay pony, on her desktop

>>28914187
theres a difrence between go to bed when somebody mentions one of those characters and saying it when they are both mentioned.
especially a post like that

>>28914167
Nadya chomin
>Next

>>28916262
It's like being in love with my own clone

>>28916900
Thats fair if you're that similar I guess. Too similar too really work around or are you too worried about the implications to?

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>tfw started collecting rocks because of her

It's not autism is it?

>>28912679
>I'm a guy by the way.
Dick or GTFO

>>28917019
Yes it is.

>>28912679
I like Maud. She is my favorite pony.
I'm a fag by the way

>>28917110
Fuck, I guess I'm autistic then

>>28917136
I pressume most Maud fags are genuine autists. Not autists like Chris Chan, but autists like Maud herself.

>>28917310
some people just like having somepony to take care of
>ywn remind maud to eat because she's too busy researching
>ywn carry her to bed and put her to sleep because she fell asleep at her desk again
why live?

>>28913790
>that spoiler
You mean coitus?

>>28917381
> I am an autist
> I have these same issues with myself you listed, especially with the sleep.

What, how. No

>>28917488
you need an autism handler to cuddle you and take care of you

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>>28917510
But anon, I alreadly have one.
My handler is autistic too though, but less than me, I have to take care of him in different ways though. Then we cuddle.
And it's also a BF.

He also refers to me as "Maud" in real life.

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>>28912679
OP, I mean no offense at all, but what do you find appealing about her? Surely you have to understand that the most of us are able to acquire waifus that have a but more... emotional resemblance. What is it about Maud?

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>>28912812
She's fiercely protective of her family and their farm, because she understands the importance of heritage.

Most of us could learn something from her.

>>28917617
tfw no one to cuddle irl

It actually really does feel bad desu mate

>>28917711
Even with my amazing BF I have days when I feel extremelly suicidal, don't consider relationships to fix all your issues. Cause they won't.

>>28917711
I'd cuddle you m8 n..no homo

>>28917733
>>28917740
I'm happy for the both of you. I really am, but at the same time I'm jealous. I want the same and it seems no matter how many girls I talk to to end up with the same. (No horse-homo senpaitachi).

>>28917310
Maud isn't autistic. She understands the feelings of people who are different than herself, and puts other's desire's before her own.

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>>28917671
Maud's not my waifu and neither am I OP, although she is one of my favorites, but I can easily see why someone would waifu her.

Perhaps she's a bit lacking on "emotional resemblance," but I feel as if she makes up for it by being rather strong, smart, and very passionate. Caring, too. And, while she is definitively autistic, she's self-aware about it, but strives for self-improvement.
As a plus, she's not devoid of emotions, she just doesn't express them nearly as much as others.

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>>28912794
It's all good, but she is best

>>28917795
>she just doesn't express them nearly as much as others.

Explain

>>28917787
well,
>>28917740 here
and I'm destructively single. Haven't found the right girl to take care of, plus I'm not in a place in my life where I can provide the things I want to the mate I want to have. My last relationship was pretty destructive too

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>>28917802
What is there to explain? Watch Maud Pie, or just about any episode with her, and you can pretty easily see what I mean.
She's usually monotone, but she still shows them every once in a while on more special occasions.

>>28917823
She chooses for her tone and timing to be even and slow. If she weren't in control of it, it'd be all over the place, like when fluttershy found that book in the library.

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>>28917671
Not OP, and a Ponkfag to boot, but I see my sister-in-law's appeal.

She is very intelligent, and quite literally stable as a rock- drama is not going to be a thing if one has a clear head too.
She might be reserved in the extreme, but we don't really see her in private settings, and with more exposure to her one'll learn to read her emotions like Pinkie, and no doubt she'd appreciate not having to amplify her expressions as she does in the show just to try and put ponies at ease.
Also: Really likes rocks. Only thing cheaper to get as a gift is air.

Subtlety, intelligence, and thighs that can crack basalt.

>>28917823
I genuinely don't see. I mean I don't mean to be rude but I'm not seeing any of this to be honest, senpai.

>>28917849
You know it's weird. Admittedly I wanted to just shitpost the shit out of you but now I can't. It's like I genuinely can't.

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>>28912679
>autistic rock horse
>some fuck assbackwards /soc/ thread

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>>28917839
I don't think there's really anything to either prove, or disprove for that matter, whether she's in control of her own monotone tone and everything.

However, that's not really my point. I was just saying that she is usually monotone, but doesn't lack emotion. Not whether it's all a deliberate act, or just the way she is.

>>28917868
There is a point where the autism you are dealing with is beyond even your own.

>>28912679
>I'm a guy by the way.
Fuck off you a attention whore

>>28917880
Oh. I don't know how to feel mow.

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>>28912679
>I'm a guy by the way

Maud is a great horse. There are just too many plebs on this board.

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>>28917900
Fear, Mr. Dubs.
The correct response is fear.

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>>28917970
That doesn't make me feel any better to be honest. I might be very uncomfortable but I wish I could be otherwise, person.

>>28917991
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28917681
Im a fifth generation farmer on my land. People need to learn from me and limestone.

Thats also why it would never work between us, i wont leave my farm, and she wont leave hers.

Id have to take care of Maud for her, its the best I can do.

I want to kiss Maud on the cheek just to see how she reacts

How do you suppose Maud would react if I kissed her on the cheek?

>>28912703
>Anon: Maud, Im home! How was your day.
>Maud: I found a piece of Tachylite at my dig site.
>Maud: I dont think ill be able to go to sleep from all this excitement.
>Anon: Well you need your rest. Shall we go to bed?
>Maud: Yes.
>Maud: Anon..?
>Anon: Yes Maud?
>Maud: Will we copulate?
>Anon: Yes.
>Maud: Thats my favorite part of the day.

Would Maud react if she was kissed on the cheek?

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>>28918323
>>28918374

So if me and Maud were ever in a relationship. And lets say for example that she became very horny and wanted sex from me.

How would I know that she wanted to have sex?

Would there be signs? Is there any way I could know for sure whether she wanted it or not?

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>>28918544
She would 'encourage' you to go to bed with her

>>28918544
She would tell you she wanted sex

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>>28918544
>Would there be signs
I believe the one sign will be her undoing your pants.
And another might be her putting your cock in her mouth.

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>>28918544
> Anon, I'd like to have sex with you. Please

> I'd like to have sex with you, PLEASE

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>>28917970
No one is scared of you, autismo.

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I bet she smells like a gift shop. <3~

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>>28918665

>>28912679
https://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/album/just-rocks-for-maud-pie

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>>28919069
Looking for something??

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>>28919367
I want that to be my face.

>>28919707
I love tales of symphonia.

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Rocks are not that important.

I want to have sexual intercourse with Maud.

All this time and no one posted the classic Maud comic? No culminations for you.

>>28921681
Please let me culminate Anon, I'll be a good boy I swear.

>>28921237
I'd hardly say that.

>>28912679
Her personality is complete bullshit.

I have never met anyone who has the same degree of monotonic autism as she does, and it's extremely obvious that it's a forced personality.

>>28922355
Maybe she is genuinelly autistic with some form of a monotone voice, but she makes it over the top to hide her insecurities and depression with suicidal thoughts

>>28922042

>>28922355
>Unique flaws in a character makes them bullshit and makes me completely unable to relate with them through their other humanistic traits
Okay autismo

>>28912679
More like a big guy.

>>28922355
>No real women act like this, so it's bad
Anon. That's what makes a waifu. She doesn't have to fake a personality.

>>28912679
Grill detected.

>>28912679

>>28912703
snuggles i reckon.
she would nuzzle the hell out of your hardness

>>28917884
you mean attention horse

>>28912679
>I'm a guy by the way
What does that have to do with you liking her?

>>28918544
She might not be the most vocal, but her body still reacts
she would lift her tail, point her dripping nethers at you, and lower her shoulders a bit

>>28922355
>forced personality.
it's called an affectation. and it's the reason she's great. if she was legitimately like that, there would be problems. she'd be on some medication.
she's a daria, not a debbie downer

>>28924552
Nah, every part of her is fully in control.

Even her pussy has a stone face :^)

>>28924566
She would be very interested in my dick

Because it would be diamonds.

Or is this a rarara joke?

OK

Cloudy>Lime>Pinky>Marble>Igneous>Maud=shit

>>28924654
>Goes to a Maud thread.
>Tells everyone in the Maud thread that Maud is shit.

Gee, could this be bait?

>>28924748
i do feel bad for anyone who likes the other pie sisters since they never get attention and they all have their own unique personalities

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All four of the Chans!
A philosophical debate around a rock pony.
A large influx of bees aught to put a stop to that!

>>28924758
>all have their own unique personalities

Marble is a Fluttershy clone.

Limestone is a dumb bitch for no reason. All the art of her is either tsundere or caters to femdomfags. Her design is shit, her personality belongs in the fucking trash and I hate everything this character stands for.

And honestly I couldn't even remember the others.

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>>28924790
Cloudy Quartz is the mom, Igneous Rock is the dad

Pinkie Pie is the Element of Laughter

>>28924810
hehehe, that blurb at the bottom is funny

how the fuck do pony last names work. why are the sisters all pie

>>28924831
>how the fuck do pony last names work
however the fuck fits the situation at hand apparently

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I despise Limestone even worse than Blueblood.

A stupid, bitter, and ugly rock horse.

Her sisters Marble and Maud are infinitely better and more likeable. But Igneous had to let loose this hellspawn from his ballsack.

And it's all these damn beta faggots who love to be abused who like her.

The kind of people who are into femdom and like getting kicked in the balls are the same people who like Limestone Pie.

How anyone else could legitimately like this pony with a heart of stone, and a mind equally as hard is beyond me.

>>28924790
> Marble is a Fluttershy clone.

We need more focus on her, I want her to be like Lonely Inky. I want her to be depressed and all.

>>28917043
came to post this

MAUUUUUUUUUDS

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Maud is asleep,
Post Ponies !!!!

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>>28912679
KNEEL BEFORE MOD, KAL-EL

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>Page 9

I will not allow this thread to 404.

You hear me? You general bumping bastards? I love Maud Pie, and so help me if I have to keep this bumped till the 500th post all on my own, by God I will do it.

>>28926756
any good maud green? i've been spending time in some nice AB and Scoots threads lately

>>28926773
I wish. Maybe a writer will stop by and grace us with his talents.

If not I surmise it'll be a rather lackluster thread bumpin till we do get one who wants to write for us.

Give us some romance, I'm in the mood for something comfy.

>>28923131
I'm not a girl, I'm a guy I swear it. I have a penis and everything.

>>28925262
>not liking a feisty attitude

leads to some great sex

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>>28926914
>anybody on /mlp/ having great sex
>belonging on this board
Fuck off.

>>28926908
yeah but if its a feminine penis that means youre a girl

>>28926949
But it's not feminine, you want proof?

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>>28917043
>>28925419
>>28926949
See, I'm a male.

http://imgur.com/a/220ZZ

>>28927179
>blushing maud
see this is where she starts becoming really great. the idea of opening her up a bit. seeing how far you can bring her out, maybe use pleasing-you as a carrot to get her to do stuff..

>>28924748
No, just an opinion.

>>28927194
>get her to do stuff..

Sexual stuff?

>>28927379
when she's ready, and wants it, but can't express it properly..

>>28924654

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>Page 8

What did you think I was joking? I'm not going to let this thread 404.

We're at 160 post at the time of me typing this, and I'm not about to let it fucking die because some twattasaurus is out there bumping some other thread.

Hoping, and praying somehow I'll just let mine die in favor of his.

He can suck on my hairy ballsack if he thinks I won't keep bumping this thread for Maud.

You can't stop me, I'll just keep fucking doing it.

You watch that post count go up, and up. We'll reach 500, mark my fucking words.

>>28928781
i want maud hugs

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>>28928856
Me too friend, me too.

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>>28928781
Careful my young autist. Posts like that might summon some great and terrible dormant shitposter from his slumber. That or more likely some general/rulefag will knock off your thread when you're not looking.

>>28928781

Hahahahahahaha
Wanker.

>>28929382
Or just drive away people so that his thread dies of autism.

>>28930075
>drive away people
>dies of autism.
>in a Maud thread

>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpeg.xml.mov

>>28928353

>>28930992

>>28912679
If she loves rocks so much why doesnt she marry one?

>>28931661
Cause she want that human dick breh.

>>28912679
>i'm a guy by the way

dicks out or GTFO

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>>28931895
I already linked it here yesterday fag.

>>28927179


Anyhow, Maud is the best, and I want to lay on her lap as she strokes my hair and reads me stories.

Where the heck did everyone go?

Did everyone just die?

>>28933246
>>28933287
rocks fall
everyone dies

>>28933353
Every single one of Maud's dnd games ends like this, whether she's dm's or not.

>>28933362
and she insistently refers to it as Golems and Gorgons
because when she runs it, those are most of the encounters and scenarios
>You catch the Gorgon's eye. You have been turned to stone. You win.
also her pewter gamepieces are carved soapstone instead.

How would "villain" Maud Pie look like? Let's say MLP goes backwards and instead of reforming a character we get one becoming a villain.

>>28933873
I don't think much would change, she'd just cut herself off from everyone and be content to make tiny amounts of harm wherever she could

>>28933885
I think Maud might be a villain who thinks she is doing the "right" thing, or losing it. Imagine if Pinkie Pie died for whatever reason. Going mad at Twilight for letting it happen.

>>28933942
yeah but it's hard to imagine her being proactive. worst case scenario we're looking at a scrooge. IF she ever manages to get any kind of power over anypony else, she would be cold towards them and let them starve or whatever, but otherwise... not much she's gonna do as a villain.

why would you even think about this?

>>28933982
To give this thread some life and something to discuss rather than bumbing it without anything happening.

>>28933999
righto.
what do you think maud was like as a wee filly?

>>28934002
Probably was showing far more autism, that is usually how it goes, even more inept at social conveersations and probably not liked at her school much.

>>28934042
>Doctor - Now, Maud... I want you to tell me what you see when you look at the picture. (holds up an inkblot)
>Maud - What do you mean? That's not a picture.
>Doctor - Well, not the kind of picture we're used to seeing. This picture lets you make up what it's about.
>Maud - Then why don't I just draw my own picture?
>Doctor - For instance... one little colt or filly might look at it and see a fire truck or a house. Another might see a herd of beautiful wild alligators running free across the plains.
>Maud - It's just a black splotch.
>Doctor - Maud, what's your favorite game to play at recess?
>Maud - I don't like games. I like rocks.
>Doctor - Don't you enjoy playing with the other foals?
>Maud - Not really. They never understand what I'm talking about and then they make fun of me. I like rocks.

>>28934094
>Igneous - I'm just saying, Maud. If you give the other colts and fillies a chance, you might find someone you like. It takes all kinds.
>Pinkie - I like lots of foals! (starts bouncing up and down like she's on a sugar high)
>Maud - They call me rockhead.
>Cloudy - Sweetie, it's a little hard for your father and me to keep taking time off from work to talk to the counselor. Why don't you meet us halfway and try talking to the other foals?
>Maud - They don't say anything that interests me.
>Pinkie - I talk a lot to the other foals, and they talk back!
>Cloudy - Maud, how do you know they don't interest you?
>Maud - I'm tired.
>Pinkie - I'm not tired!

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>>28934094
Couldn't have described Maud's childhood better. I also bet she took care of Ponk a lot.
> Now it's rock time, not party time.

>>28934103
> They call me rockhead

At first Maud thought this was a compliment.

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>>28934094
>>28934103
>Doctor - For instance... one little colt or filly might look at it and see a fire truck or a house. Another might see a herd of beautiful wild alligators running free across the plains.

These are Daria quotes you smug fucker.

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>Doctor - Don't you enjoy playing with the other foals?
>Maud - Not really. They never understand what I'm talking about and then they make fun of me. I like rocks.

>>28912679
Bump

>>28912679
Uuuh me too? Is maud known to attract lesbos?

>>28913495
I want to cum in her asshole if u know what i mean

>>28934118
Sometimes Pinkie does call her this as a silly compliment. Maud kind of likes it.

Maud and I both like cleavage

>>28912679
Do you have pics of Maud without her clothes?

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>>28937492
clothes are lewd

>>28937512
they really are
i would tell maud she can go naked all she wants.. i would make her a nice neck-string pouch for Boulder

I like her mane

>>28937546
I think she likes the dress, though. I doubt you'll have much luck getting her out of the habit of casually wearing it.

>>28938447
sometimes you just get into weird habits, and someone has to give you an opportunity to get out of them

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>>28938670
but it becomes so much lewder when she takes it off.

>>28912703
https://youtu.be/788RIpqVhMs?t=1m8s

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>>28937546
but what about socks

>>28941051
uhhh I dunno about that... maybe sometimes for snuggling.. but other times I gotta be able to gnaw on those feet unimpeded

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>>28941521
> feet

>>28941534
yeah dude. her cute little hooves, that soft pad in the middle, her delicate knuckle bones, that sensitive heel spot..

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>>28941587
Yeah, I feel you man. I just think you got your appendages a bit muddled

>>28941911
theyre still feet dude. i mean the front ones are hands.

>>28914167
Ever heard of Tumblr?

>>28942009
he didn't say self-diagnosed

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Scientific research says this is the last image we see before death. Could this be God himself?

>>28914167

Ever heard of Temple Grandin?

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>Maud managed to find you both a cheap place to stay.
>But it happens to be in Centralia Pennsylvania.
>"75 dollars a month is pretty cheap."
"Can't believe the government is letting people in here again."
>"It works for us doesn't it? I'll have plenty of time to write my novel about rocks."
"I guess, I still don't think there are that many people here yet. Still feels like a ghost town."
>Maud looks around.
>"Strange."
"What?"
>"I don't think the forecast called for fog today."
"Hmm, you're right, this fog did seem to come out of nowhere."
>You continue to walk through the silent, near vacant town.
>"Our rent in house should be just up the road."
>You continue to walk till you find the stone building.
>Theres an old radio on the desk.
>"Pre-furnished?"
>She walks over and fiddles with the radio, but all that comes on is static.
>The rest of the accommodations seem like bargain bin couches, furnishings and bedding.
>You rest your suitcase on the ground as you plop on the old dusty looking couch.
>Maud shuts the door.
>"Should we get comfortable then?"
>Suddenly you hear a sharp visceral squishing sound echoing through the walls.
>It sounds unnatural.
>The radio static seems to be picking up.

What will you do?

>>28944558
ignore noises and get comfortable like maud asked. step 1 is undressing

>>28929382
Oh gods, she's ugly in this picture.

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>I'm a guy by the way.

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>>28912679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5howdnUbCuA

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Maud Pie now secretly is the main signer of the latest band you listened to.

What is it my niggas.

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>>28945639

>>28945639
M83?

>>28912679

>>28945639
Nine Inch nails. Pretty good m8!

>>28946498

Imagining Closer in a Maud monotone.

>>28945639
https://youtu.be/c67M5k3Q8_w
I... uh...
Huh. She's good at hiding it, then.

>>28945639
can she speak nihongo?

>>28947144
you don't need to speak a language to sing it, Celene Dion couldn't speak English for the longest time

>>28947342
This.
If you need even more proof, just fucking look at Cher's twitter.

>>28947342
I guess what I meant is, can she _pronounce_ nihongo

>>28947792
its only got 110 phonetic sounds or something, of course she can

>>28946730
Hurt would work.

>>28948940
If Maud would raise her voice she could sound like female version of Trent.

>>28946498
> Secretly making albums about her depression and cocaine and alcohol addiction.

>>28949313

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-M9Ymvgd0A

She should cover this.

>>28945639
Ratt

>>28912815
>>28912794
Aren't Marblefags, cucked by Big Mac? I would be embarassed to waifu a non loyal pony.

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>>28912679

>>28912679
Balls or GTFO

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We need some Maud poetry. An example by her:

'Genesis.
You rock.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_Rock

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_Rock

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>>28947144
>can she speak nihongo?

No, but Maud speaks Rongorongo: the ancient language of Rapa Nui. She has studied the Moai there; she was able to erect some of the fallen ones, because she's Tuff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Island

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Maud can't not be lewd, with those "fuck me" eyes of hers.

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>>28945639
Roy Orbison? I don't think so. This one is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqoH4rvXxpU

Makes more sense. There is an elemental force locked up inside her, waiting to be let out to dance.

>>28912679
Um, "she" has a dick.

>>28951353
is it rock hard, anon?

>>28952361
Not after that pun.

>>28951353
I want maud to dominate me with her cock

>>28950046
> People are still posting that story I wrote.

Always happy to see it again.

> She

It's just a trap, Maud has a dick and it's a he, why do you think he wears that frock all the time? To hide his COCK.

>>28954063
That's pretty hot

bum

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>>28951353
>"she" has a dick

Yes, I have no doubts that Maud has a tin of sponge pudding with currants

Maud Pie is 100% female, with vagina, womb, fallopian tubes etc. And no male genitalia. Next question, subhuman

>>28912679

>>28955298
>Maud Pie is 100% female, with vagina, womb, fallopian tubes etc. And no male genitalia. Next question, subhuman

Sure
> deep as voice
> wears a clothing all the time to hide her body

I am not telling you good news, just telling you that you are all fags for liking Maud.

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>>28957513
Take a gun and blow that headcanonshit out, guy.

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>>28957513

>>28957745
>>28957788

You should respect your husbando the way HE is

>>28958406
Fuck u

(This is a bumb)

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>>28958406
i don't care either way

>>28912679

>>28912679

>>28957513
>>28954416