"Anon! i found this ____ outside! Can i keep it?"

>>28912674
No.
>throw it in nearby trash can

>>28912683
Now you will never CIRD

>>28912674
No you can't keep that dildo.
Some cunt like pinkie may have used it.

Kill it with fire.

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>>28912674
>yfw you see ____

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>>28912740
What is a dildo anon?

>>28912762
Well when hot young mares like yourselves can't find a nice young colt to have the fun times with, you buy this think that usually looks like a penis and ram it in and out of your pony pussy for sometimes hours on end to reach sexual pleasure.

>>28912683
Which one did you throw into the trash?

No you can keep nigger. Look at europe.

>>28912806
>straightshit
eeyuck anon youre gross
when hot mares like that get a little hot, they help each other

>>28912806
Lack of thumbs makes use of dildo imposible for ponies. One of them must hold it in mouth while the other one is fucking said dildo

>>28912861
cmon anon we all know that pony hooves are highly magnetic.
geeesh

>>28912861
Or they can use a strap-on

>>28912861

Or they use the kind with a suction cup at the bottom and stick it somewhere then ram it.

>>28912931
Dildos are usualy plastic so they may have a class of sub-ponies that serve as dildo holders

>>28912674

No Dash, the only pussy I want to see in my house is yours.

>>28912963
Even more lews because they have to remove it with their mouth afterwards.

>>28912980

Mmm.

>>28912968
no, in equestria they put a small piece of metal on the base.
trust me I know

>>28913010
what about reach?