Discord was completely ready to murder Chrysalis in cold blood here.

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>>28908057
That's the face of a man who truly loves his waifu.

>>28908086
Fluttershy is objectively a best choice out of mane6 so i can't blame him.

+cute and pretty
+motherly
+good figure and childbearing hips
+most patient and kind, doesn't judge based on appearance and is very forgiving
+defended him since his reformation and woudn't turn him to stone even when he broke the deal

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>>28908160
You are very correct.
She also has a comfy cottage a little outside of town where you can really kick up some hooves.
The only possible downside is animal smell and that little fucker angel.

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>>28908192
I think Discord already accepted Angel as a part of his family or at least he understand that Fluttershy is very fond of him. I like how he made the plushie for Fluttershy knowing that she likes bunnies the most and he didn't use magic to simply conjure it. He cares more about her than any average flutterfag.

>>28908057
But cold blood would mean being calm about it.

>>28908057
We need more discord rage

>>28908057
it's funny we never saw discord this angry even when he was evil

>>28908655
He got pretty pissed in the episode with Treehugger

>>28908655
Waifufaggotry is serious business, it can make a chill but playful Chaos being get really angry.

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>They were all pissed at Chryssi
>It was a shocking sight to behold, the most powerful names in all of Equestria in one place
>You just had to take her side, no one else would
>It came as a surprise when the anger and unfiltered hatred was instantly spread onto you, simply for defending Chrysalis
>Perhaps you didn't have the pull you thought you did
>You'd only been here for barely a month
>You'd never even met Discord, or Luna
>Yeah, it was probably that
>You weren't their friend, not anymore at least
>Still, you'd faced harder odds before
>Chrysalis looks at you with a shocked, but relieved face, she wasn't alone in this
>You cracked you neck and knuckles
>"Anon! Get away from her!" Twilight shouts, her horn glowing as she prepared a spell with Celestia
>Twilight cared about you the most, but her loyalty laid with Celestia
>You pull your helmet from your satchel and put it back on
>Your green clothes shone brightly against the redness of the setting sun's sky
>Contrary to Twilight's plea, you stayed by Chrysalis
>This was a fight if you'd ever seen one
>Even odds like these, against multiple immortal beings, you had a chance
>You gave Chrysalis a chance
>Love and cuddles was fun, but you longed for action
>After all, you went to hell and back to get here

>>28908672
>when he was evil

>>28908792
More.

>>28908792
>You unsheathe your katana.
>You swore a blood oath to Sasuke to gain the power of Impure World Reincarnation
>Now, these children shall learn to fear you.
>You pull out your emergency fedora, flip it, and jump under it to have it land perfectly on your head.
>With the pained voice of one who has seen everyone he loves die, you coldly state,
"Now you shall feel the pain I feel. This... is my curse... aaaaaah!"
>You dash forward, executing your Star Infernal Blade of Unending Torment technique.
"KAMEHAMEHA!"
>Discord, Luna, Celestia, Twilight, and everyone else explode.
>Chrysalis starts fucking you hard.
>You don't even notice as you clean your blade of the unworthy blood staining it.
"Psssh... nothin personnel... kid."

There, I finished it.

>>28908827
Anon, this is DnD, not eDgy

>>28908792

>Rarity prepared to attack with magic
I love it

>>28908057
Discord will be a bad guy and join Queen Chrysalis and will murder one of the mane 6 in S7.

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>>28908792
>What was one more fight?
>You'd come to love the thrill of battle on your way here
>You again reach into your satchel and pull out the long double-barreled shotgun you so often used
>You bent it open and slid two shells into the chamber
>This was it, the calm before the storm
>Chrysalis watched you, switching between you and the daunting foes across from her
>Doubt smeared across her face, she wondered if you were really here to help her
>In reality, you weren't, or maybe you were, you didn't put much thought into this
>But then again, you were more of a run-and-gun kind of guy
>Celestia and her goons fanned out, surrounding you two
>You raised the twin barrels of the gun and aimed down the sight
>You pointed it in the general direction of Applejack and Starlight, who'd made the mistake of standing too close together
>The wide spread of the gun guaranteed that they couldn't dodge
>From the many fights you'd been in, you knew it was far too dangerous to let yourself be surrounded, and ran for the gap made when you turned the ponies into red mist
>Your sprint was brought to a halt as Discord grabbed your body with whatever force of will he had
>Chrysalis shielded herself from the alicorns' magic blasts
>For a brief moment, Discord's eyes were off of you
>Your boot connected with his chin and he dropped you
"RIP AND TEAR!" you screeched as you leapt and bit into Discord's throat, caught up in bloodlust
>He fell, like all huge gut-having creatures did
>You grabbed Chrysalis by the tail and yanked her back, out of the ring of attacks
>You stuffed another two shells into the shotgun and raise it up again
>This time you struck Cadance, who couldn't block every projectile at once and was hit in the leg
>You had no more shells in your satchel
>You tuck the hot shotgun away and grab a handgun
>You fell back with Chrysalis as the group converged on you both again in a second attempt to surround you
>"Stay by me!" the changeling queen shouted

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>>28909016
>You raised the gun and picked off some of the new changelings that whizzed by
>There were far too many to get, and you needed to conserve bullets
>And what better way to conserve bullets than by using none at all?
>What used no bullets?
>You grabbed it from your satchel and pulled the cord
>It revved to life once more
>The weapon of choice for every Texan mass murderer in movies, the chainsaw
>One of Twilight's magic blasts hit you
>It was a concussive force, like a train slamming into your face
>It left you stunned, and pissed
>But mainly pissed
>More pissed than a honeybadger that had it's balls flicked with a wet towel
>You sprinted at Twilight, taking several more concussive blasts before burying the chainsaw into her face and kicking her off
>In a blindside attack, Rainbow struck you at full speed from behind
>You couldn't get up as other non-magical changelings and Pinkie dogpiled onto your back
>Suddenly the weight was lifted and Chrysalis gave a smug grin as you looked up
>You gave her a thumbs up for saving you and grabbed the chainsaw
>The reinforcements arrived, Thorax's army of new bugponies
>They flew in circles, attacking from all angles
>It was just too much
>Back-to-back, you fought them off with Chrysalis, anything that came too close got chainsaw'd
>Chrysalis kept you both shielded as the magic blasts rained onto you
>This looked like the end
>Out of ammo, out of options
>Out of bubblegum
>Your chainsaw would only help so much
>"Anon! Before we die! What's you real name!"
>You looked at her
>Why did she want to know your name?
>How did she know you weren't really named Anon?
>Shining Armor broke through the shield for the second you were distracted
>You lunged and punched him across the muzzle, knocking him out of thd shield
"Doomguy!" you answer
>"Thank you! You fought bravely, Doomguy!"
>You didn't answer
>You didn't deal in defeat
>But... Maybe this was it
>This was the end of the line for

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>>28909118
>You look at Chrysalis, she looks back at you, knowing this was it
>Your chainsaw has run out of fuel
>Only the brass knuckles now
>You nod, and she drops the shield
>You and her charge into the seemingly endless swarm, ready to face death

6 hours laters...

>You and Chrysalis stand atop a mountain of colorful corpses
>Your shirt is torn and the few survivors left clamber towards you
>You draw the handgun and mow down the few left before falling to your knees in exhaustion
>Before you lays Celestia's bullet-peppered body
>Her eye weakly cracks open
>"Wh-why?" she asks in a death rattle
>You shrug
"I dunno." you only took Chrysalis' side in this fight because you were a cunt wjo liked to start fights
>And now look what you did, you killed everyone
>Celestia slumps over, dead
>Chrysalis approaches behind you
>"Let's go home." she pants
>You turn and walk home with her
>Wherever that was

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>>28908086
>>28908160
>>28908192

Fluttershy a shit, Futt Putt better waifu.

>>28908792
>>28909016
>>28909118
>>28909195
The ending of >>28908827 was hilariously predictive.

>>28908827
>>28909016
>>28909118
>>28909195
7/10 would chuckle again

>>28909195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVRbEvPvF7A
T-The end?

>>28908057
If Chrysalis kidnapped my waifu I'd be just as mad. Im surprised that he didn't jump at her when her urine got destroyed. I would have gone full r9k katana copy pasta on her and make it painful and merciless as I could.

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>>28908792

I love how even the baby has her war face on, even though she's a fucking baby.

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>>28908160
>>28908192
I like how fluttercucks damage control the fact they have been cucked up good.

Damn

>>28908228
>he made the plushie for Fluttershy
>didn't use magic to simply conjure it
holy fuck this is deep

>>28909705
https://youtu.be/EBW_R61WGYU
The end

>>28908228
Is it a lewd plushie?

>>28909731
She'll give Chrysalis nap time.
Forever.

>>28909195
>"Why?"
>"I dunno."
kek

>>28908792
>Flutts hidden behind Discord grabbing his tail for comfort
HOW CAN YOU DENY IT FLUTTERKEKS

>>28911281
They don't. They are in their safe space and pretend it's not canon.

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>>28911281
fuck this shit why are they doing this

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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>28909768
>retard the post
How in the fuck are they Fluttercucks when they just talk about her, memetard?

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>>28911487
Buttmad Fluttercuck detected

mods, plz...give longer ban this time

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>>28908057
Why couldn't he just make the anti magic bubble around the changeling hive disappear? He's a fucking god.

>>28911796
He's not. He's just a magic user more powerfull than common unicorns and alicorns. His godhood is a meme headcanon.

>>28909495
Fuck, my sides

>>28911887
This. However, he probably could have also ripped the surrounding area out of the ground . But then what? I thought it was handled well.

I would like to see an episode where he goes apeshit

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>>28911487
Pic very, very related.

>>28908057
That solitary moment was the best part of the entire episode

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>>28908086
fluttercucks are strangely quiet
did they finally off themselves?

>>28914653
And what do they suppose to do? They sit in their thread and ignore the banter. Probably still hoping that Discord would die in S7 or something.

>>28908160
>+most patient and kind, doesn't judge based on appearance and is very forgiving

This is the exact reason why fat ugly fuckers are waifuing flutters and not because she's cute or anything

For the other points, aj is objectively better in any other points you mentioned