Well? What are you waiting for? Press it

>>28902322
I will be very disappointed if this doesn't turn out to be an elaborate plan to get in my pants

>>28902322
What's it do?
>presses it anyway

*press*

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>>28902322
Don't fucking tempt me. That Spitfire belly looks extra pokeable

>>28902322
I once did this, but I pressed a little too hard and red sausages popped out

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>>28902322

Ponies are too smol to get sum fucc, your dick would tear them apart from the inside. They are not just fleshy cocksocks, they have internal organs, a digestive system and lungs.

>>28902322

Press to activate
Release to DETONATE

>>28902350
But humans also have organs and digestive systems and lungs and they can sum fucc

Checkmate

>>28902367
Schlomo just wants you to buy his artificial pony vaginas.

>>28902336 (Me)
>>28902373
Someone pick up the phone cause I called it! Those Jews and there schemes

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>>28902322

>you will never touch a pony's tummy

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>>28902465

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>>28902373
>>28902388
Don't be silly goyim, it's SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN by jewish PEER REVIEW that human penis and pony vagina are simply incompatible, it would harm your so-called waifu

You won't want that, do you? That's why we developed the artificial product, for you!

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>>28902322

>>28903328
rood

>>28904870

Sorru

>>28902322
What am I pressing?

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>>28902600
good thing i only buy chinese lead based knockoffs!

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>>28902322

target acquired

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>>28902322
Sure I'll press it

With my dick

>>28907322
>you will never fuck your waifu in the navel

>>28902322
>rape

>>28903328
This is not a meme, stop shilling

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>>28902322
Oh god I want to thrust my dick in between their thighs and soft featureless crotches

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>>28902322

>Press it
>Ponies start farting and shitting solid diarrhea

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>>28911124
solid diarrhea is an oxymoron

>>28911109
minky feels like heaven on your cock... o...or so I've heard.

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>>28911124
>solid diarrhea

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>>28911136
>>28911155

>What is Newtonian shit fluid

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>>28902322
They look so uncomfortable
fuck I miss party van