will you be the hero /mlp/ needs?

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>>28899498
Only if I can get rid of glimposters.

Nah, jk. I'm a fucking dense idiot but I'm not that dense. janitors and mods could have their jobs given to a monkey with a higher rate of valid reports.

>>28899498
>For free

>>28899498
Things for new janitors who want to clean up the boards should do:
>Delete glim/shim/nyx spam (keep it to 1 thread)
>Delete "i came back guise how is the show/fandom"
What else?

>>28899498
>uncompensated
>All accepted janitors must also read and agree to the 4chan Volunteer Moderator Agreement, which is a legally binding agreement
>Legally binding agreement
Wew.
Hiroshima will sue you from Japan

>>28899522
>things I don't like are spam
permaban retards like this guy

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>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on a pony imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>>28899528
>implying I don't like those characters
Nigga I'm a Glimmerfag who likes Shimmer and is neutral on Nyx. But "oldglim > nuglim" / "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior" threads are shit and should go.

hmmm...
Should I do it guys?

>>28899553
Don't forget to tell that you masturbate to cartoon ponies in your application

>>28899554
I'm actually really debating this, but I don't think I would mention that.

>>28899498

My vote goes to Barneyfag

>>28899522
all but Shim I'll agree with

>>28899572
Knowing 4chan's history with staff going on a rampage, what do you think the odds are that Barneyfag will apply and get the position? I always figured you got hired by whining about how 4chan has "too much shitposting" and how you'll fix it all so moot can sell 4chan to Microsoft.

>>28899498
>"Hi guys! I'm trying to milk 4chan since I acquired it"
>"Will you work for me for free?"
People can't be that stupid, can they?

>>28899498
I would ban NRDT threads (and permaban NRDT himself), Nyx threads, as well as "duplicate" threads of characters
such as shimmer/glimmer threads that are not their generals for starters, but that would go for any character thread

>>28899522
>>28899735
Literal retards, you should get permabanned.

>>28899741
hi NRDT, are you afraid yet?!
your days here are numbered, faggot

>>28899767
>everyone who disagrees with me is NRDT

>>28899775
have you seen him and his threads?
they are nothing more than shitposting incarnate
it would do the board a favor in banning and instant deletion of those threads
the IWTCIRD has more content that those shit infested threads

>>28899789
I don't disagree that his threads are cancer.
But just because you don't like them doesn't mean he should be banned.

>>28899854
he ban evades all the time, uses proxies and such
he really DOES need to be banned

A list of discussion topics for consideration:
>Introduction / I came back threads
>EQG
>CYOAs
>Anthro / humanized
>Generals
>Roleplay
>Blatantly off-topic threads (drinking, tulpa, etc.)
>Glimmer, Nyx, IWTCIRD, "Anon, I'm white!" , "good night /mlp/", and other spam threads
>Low quality shitposts like dubs and gets

>>28899906
just kill yourself

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>>28899940

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/mlp/ should be deleted and MLP content allowed on all boards, or at least the relevant ones.
Don't delude yourself fags, there's nothing to discuss anymore. There's only so much you can talk about on a board dedicated to a single show. And when the new season starts we should be ok with a general on /co/. In the last months of season 6 we had really low post count in episode stickies.
If you really delete the shitposting and generals you're left with below 10 threads.

>>28899906
>>28899965
this is now a bait thread

Field everyone's whiny bullshit complaints for no money whatsoever. I'm so not there. Seriously, fuck that.

>>28900000

>>28899544
There hasn't been a shimmer Christ thread in weeks.
It is hardly a problem.

>>28899906
with that list, we wouldn't HAVE a board

>>28900066
If you tried to ban everything on that list then sure, what >28899965 said is true.

The question is what would you do about each of those if you were the janitor and why.

>>28900094
>The question is what would you do about each of those if you were the janitor and why.
Nothing, the only thing that should be deleted are obvious spam threads, fuck your safe space bullshit.

>>28899498
Sorry senpai, /mlp/ is a lost cause.

>>28900143
Do you not consider generals as safe spaces?

>>28899498
I have to say I was tempted, seeing I spend basically all my free time here. But I'll be damned if I give my info to Hiro and sign a legally binding agreement. They take this shit too seriously (and maybe that's why they suck so much at it). You're applying to delete shitposts on a fucking image board, not to launch the goddamn space shuttle.

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>>28900290
>Goldson
>Barneyfag is a jew

>>28900171

For that matter, the rest of 4chan is a pony-free safe space desu sempai

>>28900290
how did they even find them?

>has a "I'm totally NOT a child molester" mustache
no surprise there

>>28900290
>Barney Manifesto
Jesus Christ

>>28900290
This can't be real.
What are the chances we're getting rused into bullying some random dude?

>>28899544
>Literal, actual, physical, heresy

>>28900607
It is.

Submitted mine. A+ certification should come in handy. Might not get it because I chose the two boards the mods hate the most (us and /pol/). Perhaps I might have had better chances if I posed as a barneyfag who's favorite board was /qa/.

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>>28901003
How would you improve the board? Just so we know what to expect in case they hire you.

>>28899498
What /mlp/ and 4chan in general needs is certain mods and janitors to go away more janitors wont fix the shitty ones we already have.

There are a few boards that have spam problems to be fixed with extra staff but /mlp/ is not one of them

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>>28901497
It was bound to happen.
>yfw