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Pinkie thread

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>>28898945
You can never have too much Pinkie
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Ponk is love
Ponk is life
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Looking at this poner gives me a boner.
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>>28899353
She's the girlfriend you never had.
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>>28899796
I knew once a human very similar to ponk, although more tame. Needless to say I got rejected, very softly but still.Needless to say I couldn't get over it for 5 years. Now ponk is my waifu, I'm not even mad.
Humans < Hooves
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You ponkafags have very nice taste in pone.
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>>28900695
Thanks!
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The pink is so cute.
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Asking again because nobody found it last time.
Does anyone have the PB where ponkmom and Anon have sex, and then Maud and Anon have sex, and his girlfriend finds out somehow?
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>>28900695
Thanks, im assuming youre a Rarifag.
Your waifu's pretty great too
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>>28901883
I have to agree. She's classy AF
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Your waifu may not be mine, but she's top-tier. I hope we see more Ponk next season.
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>>28902377
It's its nice that there are still some decent people
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Mm
Yeah
I got this problem ya see
Her name is the Pinkie to the P-I-E
She's a cute little thing with a nice little butt
She's my little pony and my little slut
But you see I'm starting to feel for this mare
Her crystal blue eyes, cotton candy hair
I can't get her out of my head
She can't get out of my bed
What can I do I love this girl
I wanna take her out, buy her pearls
Maybe I should give love a chance
Maybe it's meant to be
One thing for sure
She's my Pinkie P-I-E
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>>28899846
Please tell me more about this person so I can confirm if they really have the same personality as Pinkie Pie. Add lots of details please.
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>>28899846
I know that feeling bro.
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>>28902825
She was a lot more introverted than the pink mare. I guess the main parallels I drew between them are that she loved sweets and cakes, she tried to see good in everyone, she liked cheering people up. She was putting a lot of love and effort in most things she did. At least that's what I think of them both. She wasn't exactly a party animal but she tried her best. If I had to guess I'd say she was an IxFP or something similar.

But those blue, cloudy eyes, curly hair and this cute round face of hers always reminded me of pinkie.
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>>28903295
>inb4 show me her nudes
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>>28903857
Firstly
If only I had some
Secondly
savage
Thirdly
I knew her since she was like 13 dude
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>>28904204
...and?
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>>28904215
It would be like betrayal and stuff, would feel bad with it.
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>>28904235
Oh yeah that I get, the last point just makes my penis harder tho tbqh discoveryfam
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>>28899920
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>>28904241
Don't be weird, Anon, we're talking about his first love. Have some respect.
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>>28899920
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>>28904727
I'll take 10 of each please
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>>28904746
Nah, let at least him enjoy it, so that the years can be just a little bit less wasted.

Ponk heals all wounds.
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>>28898945
what a slut
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>>28898945
What makes Pink special?
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Ponk headcanon:
The party cannon, welcome wagon, and flying machine are all self-designed and built. Panko's cutie mark would have been engineering-related if she hadn't discovered parties.
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>>28906146
I like it and it makes sense since we don't see anything like the cannon being used by the guards
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>>28906146
Purpule smart < Pink smart
I like it.
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>>28906146
Considering Andrea Libman has a degree in engineering, I can see this.
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>>28906146
Her cutie mark isn't a pastry or anything, so working with the Cakes is probably something she does because a) it's enjoyable and b) it pays a wage. Erf ponies best ponies

>>28906193
In a world of friendship, it makes sense that Pinkie's use for a cannon is to more efficiently deliver party supplies. What kind of maniac would put a huge metal sphere in there? Somepony could get hurt that way!
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This thread started off with some really great cute stuff.
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>>28907206
>implying this entire thread isn't top cute
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>>28907337
I didn't say that, silly! We're only 43 posts in!
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>>28905943
Pinkie Pie is special to me because she's this crazy, wonderful well of joy and happiness. She's super floofy and adorable, and she loves her friends and everyone else around her with all she can. I love how she can make friends with anyone she meets and her perspective is (almost) always positive.

I love her because despite her apparent goofiness and silliness and outright randomness, she's often one step ahead of everyone else because she sees the world in a completely different, entirely Pinkie sort of way.

She makes my world a little brighter (:
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Why this thread die so quickly?
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>>28908688
That Fucking Eyebrow!
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>>28898945
It's the comics so it'll probably be shit, but I'm really hoping for some motherly Ponk in this issue.
If you don't think she'd be a great mother, you don't know her well enough.
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>There are people living on this planet RIGHT NOW who don't find Pinkie adorable
This scum exists. We need a purge, facilitated through forced partying. This heresy must be vanquished.
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>>28910077
That picture is goddamned adorable.

People are fucking crazy.
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>>28908688
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>>28899846
fucking same anon

dated her briefly, it went really fucking badly
she loves pink horse herself, is an artist, etc

i still see her art here from time to time

fuckin hurts
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Here, read this... http://pastebin.com/6dGajCSc
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>>28910077
Release the Pinkieswarm!
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There's a thread up with a Pinkie story in development. Just thought I'd drop a note.

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Guise, I think she's hungry...
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>>28913629
>human shoulders
no
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>>28898945

With position she is in I want to cum inside her
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>>28913629
>>28913738
>anthro
Enjoy your ban, mobilefag. Make constructive use of the time, and kill yourself.
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>>28913472
Blushing ponk is cutest ponk
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>>28914501
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Ponka is love

Ponka is life
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>>28917421
Dammit. This one has just the right size and proportions to be physically probable.

And now I am considering the size of the universe and how I just read Hitchhiker's Guide.

Why can't we be star-faring? I want to go find the cute pony planet.
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More ponk!
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>>28912388
any lude stories? Sexy life storie
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Party Cannon. Naturally, you can find an NSFW version on Derpibooru.
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>>28919729
I wrote some lewds once, but they sucked.
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>>28919729
I'm stewing on one; a slightly-bdsm ponkromp.
Lewds along those lines could encourage me.
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>>28919729

If you insist... http://pastebin.com/Q91JmgmQ
(only slightly lewd)
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>>28919961
Oooooo, can do!
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>>28920006
Thanks, bro. Keep em cummin.
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>She keeps turning up at your house in these kind of outfits.
>You think it's cute.
>But you have no idea why she insists on visiting.
>Or why she likes modeling such outfits for you.
>Or why she always seems disappointed when she leaves.
>Because you are one dense muthafucka.
>And though she really wants to just say it directly...
>She's afraid that you would reject her.
>So she visits, day after day.
>In these playful outfits.
>Hoping that one day you will play with her.
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>>28920658
>"play"
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Hellboy makes a mistake.
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>>28921120
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>>28919729
http://pastebin.com/KXiYL1Cq
Ends with sex.
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>>28923363
Giggity.
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I want to kiss Pinkie Pie on the asshole, and taste it
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She counts as a Pinkie, right?
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>>28924006
10 is not okay
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>>28924570
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>>28924006
Molly is a Pinkie clone, right?
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>>28924596
All the evidence is circumstantial, but there is a lot of it. The most telling is the definite sighting of one clone at the diner; if one got away, the possibility of a second is very high.

The fun-addicted attitude they were Tabula Rasa'd with would make the rave scene extremely appealing to a newborn fully-adult Ponk.

The cutie mark is a sticking point, but Starlight demonstrated that makeup works just fine, and I have my own cutie mark magic theory:

Cutie Marks are the physical symbol of a pony's talent and love. Pinkie Clones emerged from the pool with Pinkie's CM, which could be why they were so fun-addled. Ponk's life is devoted to having fun with other ponies, it is in her magical genetic makeup, so that is all they desired at birth.
After some exposure to real life, they'd start to develop their own personalities and desires. I figure their cutie marks could change to reflect this new direction in life, in much the same way as a pony usually gets theirs.
It would still be party-related, of course: Pinkie is not Pinkie without a party, but what their parties are could become much different in a city society like Manehattan.

But this is just me sperging out for fun. Ponk is my waifu and I love her, but you have to admit Molly is stronk in the belly game.
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>>28924596
a slow day in ponyville.
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>>28924787

That is quite a headcanon there, dude.
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>>28926866
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>>28911216
Maybe
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Bow ties are cool again!
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>>28927798
>implying they were EVER not cool
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>>28927798
I never realised how well Fluttershy works with 5.
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Just look at this cutie.
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>>28929785
Fuck off with that Cupcakes shit...
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>>28929809
But honestly, even if she was a cold blooded murderer, I'd follow her to the basement any day.
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Anyone got anymore lude Pinkie stories? I had fun fapping to those other 2 and now I want more.
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>>28929809
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If anyone's here I can take some Pinkie and Anon requests for some drawfagging.
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>>28931182
I'll take some of that, drawfriend.

Hows about a 20's era theme. Mobsters or somesuch. Pinkie in a pinstripe suit or as pic related.
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>>28931232
Fixed version
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>>28931992
very nice, saved
and if you're still taking requests Anon and Pinkie snuggling under a blanket by a fire place?
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>>28932099
I think I'm done for today, but tomorrow is definitely a possibility.

I need to start building up my drawing stamina.
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>>28931992
Classy as fuck, based drawfriend
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>>28930759
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What would it be like to get hammered with Pinkie Pie? Break ou the cider, writefags!
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Pinkie Ponk
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>>28938889
D'aww, she's tiny!
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>>28938889
Where to buy
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>>28938940
Seconded
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>>28938889
Obligatory "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
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>>28938940
>>28939055
I wish I knew.
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>>28938913
>>28938940
>>28940724

Its a ValmiikiCraft, over on Etsy. $80+ Canadian Pesos, which seems pretty pricey for a very small beanie to me, but I am not that familiar with the plushmarket here.
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>>28940737
Thanks!

That's about $60 USD, which is a bit much for me, but I couldn't tell you if that's what it's actually worth
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Just because I'm in a food coma is no reason for this thread to be on Page 9.
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Rate my Ponk.
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>>28946285
Shoobedoo/10
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Why is Pinkie so fucking wonderful?
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>>28898945
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>>28946285
Extra Fuzzy/10

I need to learn to sew. Normie clothes never fit me and I want a nice ponkplush.
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>>28947002
MyLittleWaifu on Etsy sells "make your own pony" kits complete with pre-embroidered eyes. They're $36 USD.

I found them forever ago, but I haven't made one yet. I figured it might interest you, though.

I tried to post a link, but it keeps calling it spam, so you'll just have to search for it.
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>>28911806

Holy shit, are you me???
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>>28898945
What makes pinkie appealing?
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>>28929785

LOL i still remember the bootleg backpack with this image.
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>>28947730
i feel you anon

does it get better?
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>>28898945
Is it wrong that I want do nasty things to her?
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>>28947727
Thanks very much anon, that is very interest indeed.
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>>28944576
>"That does it! I'm taking a dump in your chimney!"
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>>28951931
What's the meaning of all of this?
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I want to boop Pinkie. And then I want her to boop me back.
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>>28952510
I want Pinkie Pie to prank call me.
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>to be a Ponkafag
>to hang out with other Ponkafags
[/spoiler]I love you guys[/spoiler]
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I want to hug and cuddle ponk, then bake sweets and watch shitty happy movies together
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>>28952675
>>28952574
>>28952690
Fell ya bros.

I just got a candy cane and feel the actual need to feed it to Ponk in a non-lewd way.
Have I gone too far?
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>>28952677
To be honest those threads are the only thing I'm excited about in my life. Love you all guys.
May the ponk be with you.
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>>28952924
probably
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>>28952924
Is it possible for Pinkie to eat a candy cane in a non-lewd fashion?
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would she make a better daughteru, waifu, or motheru?
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>>28953430
>daughteru
>motheru
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>>28953350
How am I supposed to know?
Probably? Maybe? I hope so.
The lewd is in the eye of the beholder? That must be it.
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>>28953430
Waifu is the only true way.
How could you possibly deny her your whole life and love.
I wouldn't be able to.
I mean just look at that smile.
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>>28953511
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how would you react?
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>>28953724
Fantasy: Rush to her and give her the Best Cuddles Ever.

Reality: Probably drop dead of heart failure.
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>>28953782
Fat fuck
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Anyone got that pic of her as pinkamena that's on model but with slightly smoother lines and more "realistic" shading? She's walking by some water if I remember right, it's quite haunting and the HDD I had it on got wrecked in a move.
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>>28953724
Is that a trick question?
There's no other option than an extreme cuddle and giving her all the love and care she needs.
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>>28953831
Had to go 200+ pages into a booru but I found it. Not what I remembered at all but still like it.
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>>28953807
That's what she said.
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>>28953724
That's not the makings of a healthy relationship...
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>>28954643
Of course we're not wishing for it to happen to pinkie. Even though she doesn't really exist. But in situation given it's better to show support than to abandon her. Besides, I've got nothing really going for me so giving it all to make someone happy is a good deal.
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>>28954736
Fair enough

How would you make her happy?
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>>28954787
Fuck her in the butt
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>>28954787
I don't know, I wish I knew.
I'm not very good with relationships.
I'd just try to give her all the attention, care and support she needs. I think it's just about sharing, like having someone to care for, who is also carrying for you. Making someone more important than self, but it has to work both ways. Sure, you can try a one-sided variant of it,
however I wouldn't recommend that, it just hurts man.
At least that's what I imagine "love" is. And not necessarily the romantic love, platonic works almost the same for me. Platonic seems even more pure, since just lust is often mistaken for a romantic feeling.
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>>28954873
Pussy
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>>28954866
That's why we can't have nice things.
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>>28954873
>I'm not very good with relationships
Yeah, Fuck your opinion then.
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>>28954885
Shut up bitch, you know you love it.
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>>28954787
two in the pink, one in the stink
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>>28954898
The only things I love are Pinkie and the feeling of my dick pounding your asshole. And I know you love it too~~
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>>28954914
t. gay
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>>28954920
How witty.
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>>28954926
Get out of this pure thread with your degenerate homosexual lifestyle. We're talking about having sexual relations with fictional sapient animals sir.
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>>28954952
>We're talking about having sexual relations with fictional sapient animals sir.
*Of the opposite sex
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>>28954952
Cute, it's trying to be clever.
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>>28954926
>>28954920
I don't even know who is fighting whom anymore, let's just end this.
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>>28954959
>>28954957
>fag wants the manbutt but resents being called a fag
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>>28953724
>>28954787

"I really mean that much to you?"
>Pinkie didn't say a word, only nodded as she looked up at you with pleading eyes.
>Her heart beating furiously in her chest as she desperately awaited your response.
>You kneeled down to Pinkie's height, looked her straight in the eyes as you began your response.
"Pinkie, I...feel the same way."
>Pinkie blinked in disbelief, clearly surprised by your words.
>"I'm sorry Nonny, I didn't catch that."
>You smiled at Pinkie and her silliness, before moving up and planting a small kiss on her cheek.
>As you did so, you felt the sudden warmth of a blush radiate from her.
>And you're sure she could probably feel one coming from you as well.
>But the touch was only brief, as you came back to look at her.
"So, does that answer your question?"
>It took Pinkie a while to register what you were saying, but you could tell when it finally clicked.
>You could tell because she pounced towards you, wrapping her hooves around your waist.
>When you hit the ground, you were bombarded with kisses from all sides.
>"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!" Pinkie exclaimed, inbetween kisses.
>Before settling with an affectionate nuzzle.
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>>28954956
>*Of the opposite sex
Speak for yourself
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>>28954982
I'm not that anon, I'm the other one.
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I wanna suck pinkies fat futa horsecock
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>>28955000
That's hot....unless you're fat then it's bad
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>>28955010
Degenerate.
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>>28954989
Cute.

>>28955000
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>28954898
>>28954914
>>28954920
>>28954926
>>28954952
>>28954956
>>28954957
>>28955000
stop fighting you're making >>28954959 cry
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>>28902377
I was surprised that out of everyone, Ponk seemed the most stubborn to forgive Starlight.
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>>28954873
>Making someone more important than self
It's dangerous to place someone on a pedestal like that even if it "goes both ways" which is why I made my initial comment about Pinkie's behaviors not being healthy. To depend so much on someone else for your own happiness is a huge point of failure

>Platonic seems even more pure, since just lust is often mistaken for a romantic feeling.
Confusing lust for romantic feelings is pretty easy to do, but that doesn't mean a romantic relationship is "less pure" than a platonic relationship.

>I think it's just about sharing, like having someone to care for, who is also carrying for you.
It's absolutely about sharing and caring for someone else, just don't forget that you must also care for yourself, inside and outside of the relationship. Letting one person become your world can be a bad thing if you start neglecting other aspects of your life like your friends and hobbies.

>I'm not very good with relationships.
It's ok, it's one of those things that kind of requires practice. Just bear in mind that you are you, and you don't need to devote every ounce of your being to another person to be happy or to make them happy
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>>28955096
Okay.
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>>28955012
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I wanna grab that tongue.
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>>28955173
I guess I need to get out of my idealistic safe space for a while.
Thanks for the talk, don't really have anywhere else to have a discussion like this.
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>>28955370
Das right faggot
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>>28955370
No problem at all (:

I can give you my email if you ever want to talk about stuff
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>>28900900
Pokehidden... Miss him so much
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Y'all got anymore of them lewds?
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>>28957196
Not on me. Been wanting on and off to write one, but I feel my ideas are shit.
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>>28957156
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>>28957924
You'll never know until you try, Anon. Give it a shot and if it does turn out to be bad, you can learn from it and improve so that your next story will be that much better.
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>>28957924
go for it man
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>>28935499
God I love the horsey horses so much.
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>>28958426
>>28958723

Yeah I should. It'd be good for me. Lemme medicate this coffee and give it a think.
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Heya anons, how big is your pone/ponk folder?
Mine collection is about 200/188 pics, I just started saving them quite recently.
Show me your power level.
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>>28960385

2677 in the folder, but my pony folder needs sorting, so I'd make it around 3000.
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What would you say Pinkie's favourite flower is? I need to know for reasons.
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>>28960385
300 pictures and counting
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Ponk has been my fav since I first met her!
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>>28961202
Anon, those Ponks are fuckin' CUTE.
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>>28960727
Balloon flowers!
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>>28961780
Winter Ponk is my favorite. Her expression is downright adorable.
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More ponk required
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I mean, look at this cute dancing equine.
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>>28961867
"In the greater Campanula clan, the root of the Balloon Flower, Platycodon grandiflorus, is very popular in Korea where it is cut into strips, seasoned with chili’s, vinegar, sesame oil and soy sauce and eaten as a salad (which also tells one you can can get the root still alive in Korean markets, plant it, and get blossoms.) It is also used in soups, stews, dishes with vinegar, and is one of the ingredients in Toso, or sweet Japanese sake. Boiled young leaves are eaten in salads. Its blossoms are sweet in taste, have a bit of texture, and are used in salads, stuffed, candied or dipped in butter. The Balloon Flower is so called because before the petals open are fused at first making the blossom look like a balloon."

Anon, that is the perfect choice. Thank.
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>>28963820
>5
Would tap
>4
Odd, but she doesn't have a muzzle on her human head, so I'd still fuck her.
>3
Disgusting, get it away from me.
>2
You cut that shit out and walk on four legs
>1
Would love tenderly every day and every night.
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>>28963820
I would all five to be honest family.
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>>28963882
>Being picky about your waifu's shape
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>>28957156
yeah, I love Reese's!
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>>28960385
only 76, but Pinkie's not my waifu, these threads are just comfy to be in
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>Pinkie Pie is self conscious about being too annoying to Anon but she can't help it because she just loves her friends so much.

Let me love you, Ponk.
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>>28962894
Glad I could be of help!
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>>28966032
You look tired, pal. Why don't you take a quick nap?
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I want to be nice to Pinkamena
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>>28966412
I want to cheer her up.
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How do you guys feel about Ponkamena?
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>>28966556
>>28966412
>>28966472
we love her
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>>28966556
>>28966628
In deed
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This image is bait.
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i would like to touch pinkie pie's broad, powerful hindquarters and soft, plump teats
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Page seven bamp for more ponks
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>>28968957
>Implying Ponk's free spirit would tolerate the totalitarianism of a socialist state
>Implying such a state would have any use for a bourgeois party thrower
Pink can only exist in a society where citizens are free to exchange goods and services in an open marketplace.
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>>28971244
> the totalitarianism of a socialist state
lol. back off to /pol/ with you comrade.
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>>28971244
>the totalitarianism of a socialist state

Being totalitarian has nothing to do with socialism, and conservatives -love- forcing their beliefs on others, which most definitely is not the action of a totalitarian-hating sect.
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This isn't /pol/.
So post some ponks!
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I feel a flesh ripping need to hug ponk. Doesn't even have to have hooves. Just ponk. I might be going insane.
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>>28971906
It's a pretty normal need. Aggression and our perception for cute things comes out of the same region of the brain. If you are feeling particularly bottled up, the line separating the two gets blurred, and then, if you find something just so adorable, that feeling is going to arrive with some strange need to rip and tear.

You must be having a hard stretch then, but know full well who would help you make it better.
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>>28972092
RIP AND TEAR!
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>>28972092
Give this man a golden star.
He's actually helping on here.
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>>28972195
>>28972237
We have to go deeper.
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>>28972251
Kek
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>>28972303
All of them.
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>>28972309
Pankeks
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>>28972330
we /breakfast/ now
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>>28972332
Are Tacos breakfast?
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>>28972340
Only if you're single, Patrick.
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>>28972370
Oh. Good.
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>>28972456
Don't cry.
I didn't mean it.
You're surely a valuable person.
Just no luck yet.
I know that feel bro.
I feel bad now.
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>>28972476
I was just having a giggle.
I'm incompatible with other people, so I'm a mostly willing hermit.
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>>28973150
It's heresy, but pretty cute heresy.

Mein gott, can you imagine just how far Pinkie would be pronking with deer legs? She'd be heading for orbit.
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>>28973150

Deer are pretty damn cute. I would snuggle deer Pinkie hard.
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>>28973150
Where's fat boy and his sleigh?
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>>28972489
Hermits of the world, unite!
Separately.
In our own homes.
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>>28970571
tfw aroused by Ponk tummy
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>>28973451
Very quietly.
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>Mfw if I didn't suck at writing pinkie's dialogue I'd start on some green.
Sorry fellas.
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>>28974868
Hello, fellow leaf!

You're not allowed to apologize for stuff when nothing wrong's been done you know. As it happens, I am pecking away at a lil bit of green with equal trepidation at the same parts, but maybe this time I'll deliver.
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>>28952942
Love you too, bro.
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>>28975451
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>>28975451
Cold nipples
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>>28961202

Holy shit winter ponk is scary
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>mfw I come back to this thread after a few days and it's still up and people are being civil
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>>28976393
Sometimes its fun to play nice.
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>>28976393
Because this isn't /b/.
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>>28976393
It actually may be this thread's way of going bonkers.
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Remember to give your ponk a good, deep massage every week so she is always in top flexible form.
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>>28977869
It's also important to make sure her baths are extra foamy.
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>>28977869
>>28978336
good info
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I'm bonkers for ponkers
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ANyone know any good PInkie stories?
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>>28980294
Have a comfy Ponk green...
http://pastebin.com/Jg7S3YE5
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>>28899796
She truly is
She is absolutely perfect
I love her so much
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To all my fellow Ponkfags who are sad about never being with your waifu, allow me to give some advice another Anon gave me.

Be the best you can be for your waifu. Start living, shave (unless your beard actually looks nice), and keep yourself clean.

Virtual reality is getting bigger boys, we have TWO VR products on the market right now, and more are coming. Programming AIs are coming along too. I predict in the next decade we'll have a VR revolution.

It'll be like Sword Art Online, but not shit.
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Cozy wintertime Ponk...
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>>28905117
Is that a chick pinkie is cuddling with? please say yes.
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I love ponk, she is truly the only pony i have ever felt a emotional attraction towards, not just sexual.

I've made it up in my head that she is Bi, so i can dream about one day being with her, even if She's not real

I imagine planning party's with her, a stallion hitting on her, and she giggly declines, talking about how me and her are together, but if i was okay with it we could all have fun together.

I would agree, but later worry that i'm not enough for her, maybe she would be happy with a male instead of myself.

She takes notice, and comforts me, saying that it's only for fun, and she would suddenly get really deep, and open up about how she feels.

Stop making me feel these feels...

>>28911693

That plush gummy looks pissed
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>>28980329
What a comfy cuddle based counter factual world.
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>>28981012
>those hips
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>>28980294

Here you go anon
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>>28980638
Yes
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>>28980542
>>28980692
Sometimes I talk to her, pretend she's walking alongside me. I even made a breakfast for her once or twice. Not to mention I fall asleep pretending she's in my arms.

But outside of that I function just like a normal human being.
Should I feel like a looser?
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>>28982607

>Not to mention I fall asleep pretending she's in my arms.
I do that all the time, I spend a lot of time imagining myself in Equestria with her. W-we can be loosers together.

>>28980692
>later worry that i'm not enough for her
I used to think about this sort of stuff all the time, I'd wonder if I'd be good enough for her, if I'd actually be able to make her happy, or whether she'd be better off with someone else.
In the end I just had to stop dwelling on it, there's no way I could really know , it was making me really upset. I got an irl friend who also comes to /mlp/, he seems to think I would be. Maybe I'm just too harsh on myself.
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>>28982832
>Not enough
I literally cry when I see such problem. Have been blaming myself for the last 5 years for not being good enough, because I got rejected by the sweetest girl I knew. Mere though that I may not make ponk happy makes me wanna die. Even though she doesn't really exist.
I just have this weird need to love and be loved, without it I'm suffocating.
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>>28982888
So long as you were willing to give Pinkie your all, I know she would in return. She would definetely appreciate the effort you put in, as long as your hearts in the right place, she'd definitely love you back. And this may sound hard, but you shouldn't blame yourself for that, just move on and leave it in the past. Think about how upset Pinkie would feel if she knew you were upset.
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>>28898945
Hey, look, it's STINKIE PIE
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>>28982903
That's the way I made it in the end. I'm glad someone understands.
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>28982906
Back to le reddit with you, junior.
Does your mommy know you're using her computer?
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Bumpity
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>>28984381
F-fuck, the look in her eyes. That is one lewd ponk.
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>>28984421
She just wants to hug you.
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>>28984437
>just
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>>28984479
>large.png
Kek
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What's the deal with Pinkie Pie anyway?
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>>28984803
You've discovered the rare quiescent Pinkie. Wait 'till she wakes up.
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>10
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Here's a Pinkie I built a couple months back
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>>28987244
I made one too recently!
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>>28987442
The anatomy needs a little work but the emotion and the expression is amazing! Just like you.
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>>28987244
>built

Nigga, robo girls are my fetish. This terminology turns me on.
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>>28899846
Same here, very cruel as she keep playing for a while... also yeah, if you're reading this, I've really loved you Miles, I wish you have success in everything.
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>>28982906
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>>28987781
Such things make us stronger my friend. I hope you're at peace now. I hope you could move on as a better human being.
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My life now.
>pic related
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>>28989009
I know that cuddling my Aurora plush of her certainly helps sleep at night these days.
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Ponk is love.
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I want to rape Pinkie Pie and kill her while she cries for help.

Sorry, not trying to be edgy, just being really aroused.
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>>28989590
I genuinely pity you.
If you find pleasure in destruction of such pure, innocent being. Your soul/mind, whichever you believe in must be pretty messed up. Don't take it personally, but being flawed on such level must be a struggle. It may even be, that you are unabe experience love.
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>>28989683
>It may even be, that you are unabe experience love.

I am in a relationship as we speak, I love Pinkie Pie, she is my waifu. But I am also medically depressed and I use the most hardcore fetishes which are all about abuse of all the prettiest of things to numb the pain.
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>>28989713
This is a mental form of "self-harm", which is disturbingly popular among teens and young adults now. Seek help.
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>>28989713
Kinda sounds like >>28972092 was for you, too.

Hurting who you love is not love, anon. I get the depression and how it distorts who you are, though. I'm ditto, but hopeless rather than aggressive.

I guess the good part is she isn't real, and so feels no pain.
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>>28989737
I would never hurt my real life partner, I take no real guilt in hurting Pinkie Pie, I would few years back. Now my fetishes became much more extreme, I think I became too numb to be shocked by much

>>28989726
Alreadly doing so, seeking help, what kind of self-harming are you reffering to?
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>>28989758
The thing we're trying to tell you is, If you harm the ones you love, you harm yourself in the long run, thus self harm. And since you're suffering from several disorders now, your perception of love can be distorted. And if you really love your waifu and still harm her with on guilt or regret, it means you can't quite control yourself. We're not trying to prove you're worse than we are. We're just concerned.
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>>28989758

The popular conception of "self-harm" is someone cutting themselves with a blade, but self-torment can be mental as well as physical, and mental self-harm is more damaging over the long run. Not all scars are visible.
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>>28989758
>>28990116
>>28990381
And I know that some random strangers on Internet aren't usually the ideal help. But we're 100% honest with you. We want only the best for you.
I know it may not make any sense. But that's what I believe pinkie would do.
And even if you don't believe in our good will or kindness, consider we're doing it to satisfy our waifu.
We have no reason to harm you.
You just have to believe us.
You should seek help.
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>>28990485
>>28990381
>>28990116
I'm back guys
You are some of the kindest anons I've ever seen upon this board.

But please, do not panic. I am seeking help, I will see a psychologist soon. One day I told my teacher (high school, my age being 20). She'd always ask me how I am doing, since she is a psychologist of some sort, I think, I do not know, I am really bad at paying any attention to people to realize what they really are anymore, life has become too much of a blur and head ache inducing for me to put effort into seeing things properly around me, nevertheless she is preparing a psychologist for me to help me with my long term depression I've had for so long that I do not even remember when I was "okay".

I have been dealing with depression and suicidal thoughts ever since I was ten and they never really stopped. When I started the show, Pinkie Pie was and always be my favorite pony and I looked up to her, wanted to be like her and lived by her motto.

Sadly somewhere along the way, the depression pulled me too deeply in it and the positive outlook Pinkie has given me is gone, I still share it with others who need help, but I do not let any happiness touch me.

Now sexual pleasure is just one of my ways to escape from the numb feeling, I do not really do it for pleasure, just for escape. It doesn't feel good at all anymore.

I hope that the psychologist will help me. I really want help and I want to be okay. I know it is what Pinkie would want it. It is getting worse and worse and I am starting to be genuinelly afraid of myself of what I am becoming.
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>>28990597

Stay strong, you've got this.
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>>28990732
Thank you for believing in me.
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>>28990768
One day you'll believe in you too. Then you'll understand.
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Any story prompts anyone wants to see? I'm feeling pretty good this afternoon.
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>>28991002
>anon teaches pinkie to drive a car
>shenanigans ensue
Probably like a quick 2 post kinda greentext maybe
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>>28991065
sure, why not?
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>>28991177
Woo!
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>>28991065
I'll play, with a twist...

>You are NOT Anon.
>You are Jeremy Clarkson, motoring enthusiast and television presenter.
>Recently, you punched a waiter who brought you a hayburger when you had asked for a steak.
>As part of your court-ordered community service, you have to teach ponies howe to drive.
>They had never seen cars before you came here, and were very interested by them.
>Your student this day, one "Pinkie Pie" by name, is an insufferably cheerful, hyperactive bundle of blue eyes, pink curls, and a gleaming white smile that would make Richard Hammond seethe with envy.
>As if that weren't bad enough, the car you are expected to train the ponies with...
>The car that some vindictive, malignant deity caused to drop through the inter dimensional portal with you into this technicolor hell...
>Is a 1968 Volkswagon Beetle.
>Somewhere, in some other dimension, you just know that James May is laughing his ass off about this.
>You, on the other hand, are certainly not looking forward to the day's events.
>Even though Pinkie Pie clearly is.
>"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I am SUPER STOKED TO MEET YOU mister... um..."
"Clarkson..." you remind her through gritted teeth.

1/?
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>>28991182
>she crashes the beetle
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>>28991182

>She responds to this by springing up to you and hugging you tightly.
>"You know, I've never driven a car before!" she says, releasing you.
"Really. I never would have guessed."
>Honestly, jail time might have been a better option.
>"I can't wait to get started!"
"Me neither."
>You expect that your dentist is going to give you a hard time about all the teeth-grinding you've been doing since you arrived here.
>Attempting to be gracious, you open the driver's side door for her."
"Well, shall we get started?"
>"Okee-dokee-lokee!"
>You close the door and settle yourself into the passenger seat, belting yourself in, and check to see that the car is in neutral and the brake is on.
"Right. Now the first thing you must do is to ensure that you can see out of all the windows, and reach all the controls."
>"Check!"
"Well, once you've adjusted your mirrors, go ahead and start the engine."
>"The mirror are great! I can see myself perfectly!"
"Ah, well no, that's not what they're for, actually. You want to adjust them so that you can see what's going on behind the car."
>"Oh! Okay then!"
>It takes her about five minutes, with coaching, to properly adjust the mirrors.
>"How do I start the engine?"
"Well, you see that little bit sticking out of the dashboard? Just give it a twist."
>Volkswagons are crap, but they are reliable crap. The air-cooled flat-four engine promptly shudders into life.

2/?
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>Think, something from home.
>Something I can use
>"Something we can use! Or Study!" Twilight squeak
>She was one of four alicorns surrounding you
>Powerful magic whirled around head, invading your mind, and penetrating your thoughts and memories
>Twilight came up with the idea that with enough magic and cooperation between yourself and the princesses, they might be able to materialize something from your world
>A memory of grade school flashed across your mind, 5th grade, your first 'girlfriend'
"Dammit Twilight! Focus! This isn't really fun for me!"
>"Heh, sorry."
>Alright, something I can use...fuck
>A spark and bright flash filled the room before you
>Steam and heat billowed from a smoldering object now in the center of the room
>A bookcase, more specifically, the one from your dad's office
>It was filled with car repair manuals, battered encyclopedias, and an old dictionary
>Twilight gasped in joy
>Celestia, Luna, and Cadance all flopped down in exhaustion
>Twilight climbed the first shelf and examined the book titles
>"Hey Anon, what's an e-el, el cahmnio? El Camino?"
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>>28991242

>"Whee! This is so EXCITING!"
>A headache has begun to develop around your temples.
"Ready to set off?"
>"Yes, yes, yes, and DOUBLE YES!"
"Right then. Start by depressing the clutch..."
>Suddenly her smile vanishes.
>"But I don't like making anypony feel depressed," she interrupts.
>Deep breath, Jeremy.
"Do you see those three peddles down there by your fee- er, hooves?"
>"Yup!"
"Clutch, Brake, Throttle. I want you to step on the clutch and press it all the way to the floor."
>Her million-watt smile returns. "Oh, gotcha!"
>She does as instructed. At least she seems to be a quick learner.
"Next, put the car in gear. You do that with this long handle here. Pull it towards you, then push it towards the front of the car."
>"Like this?"
"Yes, well done!"
>You've got the hang of this now. So long as you keep it very simple and avoid technical terminology, this should go very quickly.
"Now just release the clutch. Oh, but first you should..."
>The Beetle lurches and stalls, causing you to bang your head on the windscreen.
"...release the handbrake," you finish painfully.
>"Oopsie, sorry. How do you do that?"
>She fumbles with the handbrake.
>Ah, hooves. No thumbs. That's going to cause problems.
"Here, allow me."
>You release the handbrake for her.
"Now, restart the engine..."
>The Beetle lurches, causing you to bang your head again.
>Exasperated sigh.
"Depress the CLUTCH, and start the engine."
>You remind yourself to keep thing simple for her.
>"Oh, so THAT'S how it works!"
>Pinkie Pie steps on the clutch pedal and the car starts smoothly.
>With that, all obvious barriers to forward momentum would appear to have been removed.
>Keep it simple, Jeremy.
"Right. What you want to do now is to just give it some throttle, so you don't stall again, and release the clutch gently."
>"Like this?"
>She give it way too much gas and practically pops the clutch, causing the Beetle to lurch forward, spitting dirt and gravel from its rear tires,
"GENTLY! BRAKE! BRAKE!"
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>>28991315

>Panicked by your tone, she mashes the brake pedal, stalling the car again, which skids to a halt.
>This time you've anticipated the inertial forces involved, and manage not to bounce your head on the windscreen again.
>"Sorry," Pinkie Pie says, with the sweetest smile on her face.
"That's all right, everyone does that the first time," you try to sound comforting. "Re-start the engine and put the car in reverse."
>She steps on the clutch without prompting this time, and the Beetle rumbles back into life.
>You help her find reverse gear, and once more admonish her to be gentle.
>The result is exactly the same as before, except now in reverse.
>You hear the mud and gravel pelting the underside of the Beetle as it bolts backwards.
"CLUTCH AND BRAKE!!!"
>That does the trick, she manages to stop the car without too much drama this time.
>"How am I doing Jeremy?"
"For a first-timer? Dreadful."
>"Huh?"
"Let's continue by acquainting you with the other major controls before you do any serious damage. This is the steering wheel."
>"Ooh! OOH! I understand that! You turn this to make the car turn, right?"
"Exactly. Let's try that. Turn the wheel a little to the left..."
>"Gee, this is hard."
"Power steering hadn't been invented yet. Now step on the clutch and put the car back into forward gear."
>She does this, at least she seems to be a quick learner.
"Now gentlyYYYYY!"
>And just like that, you are now doing a donut to the left, and hanging on for dear life.
>"WHEEEEE!!! Is it supposed to do this?"
"No! This is called a skid! Turn into it!"
>"What"
"TURN THE WHEEL THE OTHER WAY!"
>"Roger!" she says cheerfully.
>And now you're doing a donut to the right.
"OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO BE KILLED BY A PINK PONY!"
>Pinkie Pie straightens out the wheel and tromps on the brake and clutch, bringing the car to a halt.
>"Are you okay Jeremy!"
"No, I don't think I am. Oh dear, a lot of poo shot out just then."
>"Is this the end of the lesson then?"

4/?
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>>28991419

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
>"Goody!" she exclaims with genuine enthusiasm, wrapping you up in another hug, "So I know how to drive a car now, right?"
"NOT EVEN REMOTELY!"
>You unbuckle the seatbelt and stagger forth from the car, desperately trying to stop yourself from tossing your cookies.
>Pinkie Pie gets out of the car and trots over to you.
>"So that means I have another lesson with you tomorrow? EVEN BETTER!"
>And that's your third pony hug for the day.
>The Beetle, meanwhile, not being in gear or having the handbrake set, slowly rolls away until it crashes quietly into the side of your barn.
>"Thanks Jeremy! I really liked hanging out with you today!"
>And with that she bounces away, humming a merry tune.
>You take this moment to survey the wreckage.
>Fortunately the barn is not seriously damaged.
>Unfortunately, neither is the Beetle.
>Your field, however, is another matter.
>The Beetle's tires have made deep furrows in the soft ground, inscribing a large gentleman's sausage in your field.
>Under the circumstances, you decide to borrow a page from James.
"Oh cock."
>Time to head inside for a drink.

5/5
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>>28991266
"Only the greatest car ever."
>"What's a car?"
"It's how humans get around in our world, because we're all slow and lazy."
>speaking of lazy..
"Hey twilight, think you could help me out with a project?"

-----------

"Pinkie, uhhhh, 7/16ths."
>"Okie dokie!"
>The pony skipped away happily towards a small pile of crudely fashioned wrenches

>It had taken 6 months of planning and prepping tools, necessary equipment and materials, but the project of building the dream car was underway
>It took a lot of bribing Twilight to magic up the stuff needed
>Pinkie volunteered to help keep her fed, as conjuring up and manipulating the raw materials needed took a lot of energy
>She also like to stay and help a lot, always saying how grumpy working on the car made you

"Alright, that's the intake, and the last bolt for the hood."
>Dropping the hood with a unceremonious thud, you walk around the car, admiring the work
"And that, Pinkie," you grunt, picking up a gas can, "is a '73 El Camino SS. Complete with a 454."
>"EEEEEE!"
>Pinkie hopped up and down in joyous squeals, Twilight slumped over in her chair, "Let's see if all this was worth it."
>Pinkie hopped along behind you as you pushed the car out of the garage, to a small congregation of ponies waiting excitedly outside
>"I've never been so excited! Except for that last time where I met you and I was all 'EEEEE' just like before!"
>"Alright Anon, let's start, I have much to study about this."
"One question Twi, about how fast do trains go?"
>"Well, converting to your units, about 36 mph cruising speed."
>With a screech and a roar, the engine rumbled to life
>The gather of ponies crowded around the car all backed away in fear, ears folded back and tails tucked firmly
>"How can you even think!" Twilight yelled over the revving engine. "It's so loud!"
"I know! Isn't it great?!"
>"Oh my gosh this is so exciting!" Pinkie squealed, stamping excitedly in the passenger seat next to you
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>>28991182
>>28991242
>>28991315
>>28991419
>>28991468

Didn't realize I was posting at the same time as someone else (sorry), so here's all five parts of that silly little mess.
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>>28991577

it's a good story. pinkie threads usually don't get much love. post some more if you have any more ideas
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>>28991493

>"104."
>Twilight crawled out of the back seat, shaking fiercely
>"I'm never touching that as long as it exists."
>With a flash and a pop, she was gone.
>Pinkie hopped out through the window, her mane looking even more fluffy and poofed out than normal
>"That, was the best, thing, EVER!"
>"Can you teach me? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?"
"Pinkie, it takes humans a few weeks at least to learn, much less a pony driving stick."
>"What's driving stick? I bet I'm good at it! C'mon! Can I please?!"
>Bright blue eyes pleaded up at you from you feet, her front hooves wrapped around your waist
"Yeah, yeah totally. I'm sure I can figure something out, just give me an hour."
>stammering and adjusting your shirt, you head back to the garage to find some blocks
"And that's the last one."
>grunting and crawling out from the pedals, you examine your work
>blocks strapped to the pedals, a longer shifter, and a small stack of books on the seat
>That should work
"Alright, hop in."
>She bounded to the driver's side and perched herself excitedly on the stack of books, wiggling back and forth
>Starting the car, and pushing the blocks impatiently she giggled with delight each time the engine revved
>"How do I go?"
"Push in the clutch- no the other one, yeah, and shift it into 1st."
>With a lurch, the car roared, and immediately died, shaking back and forth
>"What happened? Did I break it?" she pleaded
"No, just start it again and keep a good balance between the clutch and gas"
"Now you want to-"
>"Keep it at least 7.5 so it'll stop the engine from dying, but not too much higher so the car jumps when you shift. Speaking of, you should probably shift a little sooner so you get a smoother response between gears."
>what
"How..."
>"I watched you!"
"Right. Probably shouldn't question it anyways."
>Starting the car, Pinkie grins and throws it into 1st gear
>SKRRRRRRRR
>"Oops! Hihihihihi!"

Gotta go, also character limit. Feel free to continue it or wait. if anyone is here.
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We need a drawfag, stat. There needs to be a better mashup of Pinkie Pie and Rat Fink than pic related.
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Not the bump we need, but the bump we deserve.
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Need more driving ponk. I'm reading, just not posting.
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Have a really old story.

http://pastebin.com/Q91JmgmQ
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anymore stories that end in sex?
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>>28996556
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/64605/her-own-pony
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>>28996556
Some of them escaped the holocaust, at least.
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>>28996912
Oh shit so that's why that raver pony looks like ponka
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>>28996912
Imagine how good of a plot it would be to have pinkie gone, while mane six searching for a clone to use the elements of harmony to defeat some great threat. In a distopian setting. A bit heavy for a children's show but whatever. And since they got rid of the elements, there's no way of implementing it. And sorry for killing off the ponk, but I like the story idea.
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This is a pretty good thread.
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This thread isn't helping with my existential crisis knowing that I will never see a more loving and adorable sentient creature such as Pinkie Pie.
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Post songs that make you think of her guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_D1Eqa2Lk4
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Page 10 why? Ponks a cute!
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>>29000524
I know right? The cutest!
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>>28999354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB0rdP8hNsE
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>>28901883
Rarifag reporting in, ponk a cute. Many artists draw her with a nice, plump ass and that is great.
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>>28906146
I don't like the headcanon that Ponka is super smart like Twalot. I just think she has moment's of brilliance just because of the way her brain works; she sometimes will think around a corner with ease that might trip up someone more neurotypical. The engineering thing's probably a nod to Libman, though.
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>>29001144
Chubby Ponk gives me life.
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>>28920658
I would give anything to "play" with her
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>>28955000
L O N D O N

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nu bread pls, b0ss?
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>>29001203
Pinkie Pie is a genius of accident. The laws of probability are reversed around her. She could stroll onto the most secure areas, just because she's looking for Gummy. She could be walking down the street carrying a box full of puzzle pieces, trip over, and the pieces fall to the ground as the finished puzzle. She could unintentionally discover how to access an alternate dimension, which she whimsically uses to store balls and eyepatches in case of emergency. If you ask her to explain haw or why these things are, she will simply smile and shrug.

"I dunno. But isn't it fun?"
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>image limit

No further ponks can be seen here. Unless someone has green, I think this one can be put to bed for a few days. It was a good run.
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>>28999354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYrUW68kggg

Honestly this always made me think of her.
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The 4chan can't even handle us right now.
Let's party again sometime soon.

With love, anon.
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>>29002839
>>29002243

New thread!
>>29004334
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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