Darling!

>>28898628
Due to perspective, it seems I'm too tall to rest my dick on your snoot. Good day miss.

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>rests duck on muzzle

>>28898628
boop

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>>28898858
YOU MONSTER!

>>28898857
>duck

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>>28899591
I know what I said

>>28899599
Who the fuck broke her legs?

>>28899630
The duck obviously

>>28899599
that looks painful

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>>28899634
Dude don't weave a web of lies, that's just fowl

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>>28899654
Yea that underwear does look a little to tight

>>28898628
"Whoops, looks like I stepped in shit."

>>28899715
i think she has bigger problems than lewd humanwear scratching her candyvag
like having her knees bent backwards or something

>>28899599
you're just fuckin quackers m8 i bet you don't even have a duck

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>>28899830
He did but i took it away because he didn't pay his bill

>>28898628
Rarity!

>>28899654
For you

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>>28898628
Marshmallow butt!

>>28898628
>Get startled and knee her in the face
>Profusely apologize while she recovers

>>28898628
"Uppies?"
>"Of course!"
>You stoop down to pick up the tiny bundle of love from the floor, before cradling her in your arms
"Better?"
>"Much..."
>And today...Was a shit day for potential writefag

Too late in the day for this shit...