Alright gentlemen, touchy subject here. Is your waifu the pony

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>>28884563
No, I don't think so. I probably clop to Rarity or Fluttershy the most even though my waifu is Sunset Shimmer. I feel lust for Rarity and Fluttershy, I feel love for Shimmer.

>>28884563
yeh
i dont clop to anypony else
no one can even begin to compete with dashie

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>>28884563
Yeah.
I clop to others but when I fap to ponies, I mostly fap to Sunset.
I just wish there was more pony porn of her.

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My waif.

I wasn't supposed to clop at all this month, but I've already lost like 8 times to this cutie.

>>28884563
No. Nothing wrong with having the hots for mares other than your waifu, once i accepted that Twi was just a clopfu and couldn't threaten my love for my waifu in any way, i felt relieved and fapped away guilt-free. No point in resisting if it's only going to make you unhappy

I don't have a waifu.
I don't clop.

>>28884597
Literally me. I only clop to Rainbow Dash. She deserves all my Loyalty.

>>28885359
>not knowing what "literally" means

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>>28884563

I don't clop, I insert my penis inside young fertile IRL mares and then close my eyes while imagining I am penetrating my waifu.

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>>28885368
I could care less, but I care enough to know that literally doesn't mean anything at all -literally.

>>28884563
Yes, no, maybe?

I don't know. Either way, it doesn't really bother me that much. I guess I just don't directly associate masturbation tendencies with abstract love.

That being said, I find that I am more likley to pick out pictures of her when I'm curating my collection. Whether or not I'll pick out a picture of her or someone else, however, is entirely up to whatever can get my motor running in the moment.

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>>28884563
No, but that's mostly because there isn't much top tier Lyra porn. I can't really settle for less than really well done stuff.

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>>28884563

>tfw I have raging boner that won't go away (it's been 40 minutes now)
>Parents at home, I can't masturbate
>Waiting for them to go any moment now so I can go full maniac


What do?

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>>28885435

Finally, they are gone!

>>28884563
I don't have a waifu. I just have a good friend.

>>28884563
Yeah for sure
Though Shimmer is a close runner up
Real close, like for every three waifu faps, there'll be two Sunset faps

>>28885407
A damn shame, too.

>>28884563
I don't clop to her at all.
She is pure.
And I'm not good enough for her, even in fantasy.

>>28886751
Holy shit, man, don't think that way. She loves you.

>>28886751
You /sun/?

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>>28884563
Definitely. Maybe I don't fap to her every day, but let's say; I pic from several other characters, look up a specific tag on DB or look at my recent upvotes and pic several pictures, fapping to many ponies alike. But very often I end up looking her tag only or in my personal folders to open pictures specifically centered around her and nothing more, even with the lack of quality content on the matter, in fact, that's the only reason I fap more to the collective of all the other characters.

>>28887462
/moon/

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>>28884563
It's very nearly exclusive to her, and that isn't a challenge. Nobody else gives that emotional satisfaction, and she's usually on my mind. I'm crazy for my beloved horse.

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>>28885435
Feel the following:
>Home alone
>open db
>update from one of favorite artist
>Full quality fully rendered picture
>super specific fetish
>dick is now diamonds
>hear door being unlocked
>parents arrive
>boner lost
>still incredibly horny
>parents leave
>look at picture again
>it's not the same anymore
>fap with half-flaccid dick

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>>28885435
>Be anon
>Parents are home and you have a boner to rival the gods
>Fuckit.jpg
>Walk up to your faggot ass parents and remove your pants
>Brandishing your steel cock that can't be melted you begin to furiously masterbate
>Your parents stair
>They are too afraid to stop you because of your alpha status
>Your parents are helpless as you climax, launching your steamy load all over them
>Go back to your room and tell 4chan how alpha you are
>Receive sheckles

>>28884577
You feel nothing but fixation for starlight glimmer. What you pretend is love is not. You're just obsessed and making excuses why you say you love something but then masturbate to something else. You're literally jerking your dick to other ponies and then make the excuse that you "love" your waifu. You are only deluding yourself. At least accept that you would be technically cheating on her.

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>>28885377

>>28884563

>Clopping.

>>28888118
>starlight glimmer.
Not him but where did he ever mention Starlight?
Do you mean Sunset?

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>>28885377
>it's in the dictionary, so it must be right
>literally doesn't literally mean literally
>I could care less