Unicorns, Pegasi, and Earth Ponies

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>>28883401
collectively, or do you mean one pone that fits the description but also has a massive ding dong?
if the ladder i say earth ponies because they don't call him BIG mac for nothing.

>>28883469
I mean in general.

>>28883401

mudpones

>>28883469
>ladder

A "ladder" is something you climb; the "latter" refers back to the last item of some list you just gave; its opposite is "former".

>>28883557
Why the mudpones? Doesn't incest tend to really mess the penis up?

Mid ponies.
They are bigger in general due to their strength so it would make sense that they have the biggest.

>>28883576

because muh autistic need for balance

>>28883587
I bet being big-dicked is just a meme that mudponies tell themselves to feel better.

>>28883600
This. Mudpones don't have anything going for them.

>>28883401
Correlated: which one has the tightest pussy?

>>28883866
pegasi. Smaller for flying

and earth pones have biggest dicks

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>>28883401
>larger body size
>greater vitality (?)
erf poners got the biggest boners

>>28883401
>earth ponies
bigger
>pegasi
more stamina
>unicorns
useless penises, but can make up for it by involving magic in the bedroom

>>28883557
bitch, i could care less about grammar and spelling. none of that matters in real life, if i had had a parent who was rich and set me up for life, then i would of bothered with such trivial things. in actual fact, trivial pricks like you are a diamond dozen and i don't care what you think of me. it's a doggy dog world out there, and i would kick you're ass if you ever corrected me irl in real life

>>28883401
Mud ponies have the biggest equipment and most stamina.
Bird Ponies Have incredibly dexterous wings, and have a shorter refractory period.
Dickhead Ponies have pretty underwhelming junk and physical abilities, but they also have motherfucking magic.

>>28884128
So mud pone = niggers
pegasi = whites
unicorns = asians

is what you're saying

>>28884081
The only correct answer.

>>28883401
Well, unicorns are apparently the chosen people, so they probably have the biggest too, fuck it.

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>>28884128
You can turn a little into a lot in bed with a bit of magic.

>>28883401

zebras

ITT: low-test good for nothing unicorns
Earth ponies have always been the breed with the most testosterone and always had the tallest stallion.
Sissy peglets eternally btfo

>>28884138
that can't be right, mud pone can work

>>28886056
niggers also can work, if there's a white lashing them with a whip.

>>28884117

Well memed

>>28886039
>big, strong Earth ponies logging deep in the forest for days
>drag their logs back to the depot
>hurry home to take out frustrations on their waiting mares at home
[dreamy sigh]

>>28883401
Alicorns have massive dongs

>>28886039
Earth pony stallions be stealing all of the unicorn and Pegasus mares.

>>28888068

But they have no finesse and technique

>>28883401
Unicorns could magically stimulate your prostate in such a way that no penis in existence anywhere could give you the same pleasure.

>>28888068
meanwhile there's a unicorn that fucks two princesses whenever he wants

>>28888162
Shiny is gay, yo dumdum

>>28888200
gay for alicorn cock

>>28888211
Oh, that make sense.

>>28884081
>useless penises, but can make up for it by involving magic in the bedroom
Most unicorns can only cast one spell.

Unless they are blasting lasers into vaginas.