Hey Trixie, what's that?

"Fucking cyanide for you I hope you god damn degenerate. Why does Trixie not have her cloak and hat? Why does Trixie have to sleep in the dog bed? This is bullshit. Trixie demands proper treatment."

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Dubs

>>28881804
Everything wrong with the mlp fandom in a nutshell.

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>>28881801
>flat
>not black
Boring.

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>>28881813
I'll let myself out

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>>28881804
How rude

>>28881801
Is it Jesus?

>>28881801
Calling it, /mlp/ scarf

>>28881827
Oh shit nigga.
Its the missing cape and hat!

>>28881827
"Trixie isn't here to throw worthless platitudes at you. She is here to be a pet, since that's what you purchased her for. So far, you have been a poor owner unworthy of Trixie's presence. Trixie demands to be shown the respect she deserves so she will escape through the garden fence again!"

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>>28881827
How adorable can be a Trixie with a scarf on? It's winter afterall!

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>>28881849

>>28881856
HAX5!!!!

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>>28881856

>>28881856
Trixie doesn't look very giddied up. Make her giddy up. Now

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>>28881866

I fuckin knew it.

>>28881876
"This is far too large for Trixie. Send it back and get a smaller one."

Look in the package again. There should be a severed ear in there.

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>>28881874

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>>28881918
It looks like there is something elese here!

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>>28881928
Trixie is going to check

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>>28881936

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>>28881960

>>28881960
>>28881971
"Replacing Trixie, are we? Trixie knew you were a treacherous bastard."

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>>28881971
CONCERN

>>28881918
this is totally adorable

>>28881971
Well?
You gonna stick your dick in it or what?

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>>28881960
>>28881971
That didn't come from Scarf Anon...

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>>28881856
>tfw scarf still not delivered

>>28881801
I do wonder if anyone's tried to send "something" to that return address.

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tfw paid for my scarf a couple of weeks ago and status still says "not shipped"

Hey Xarrax, how's XPony?

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YOU'VE GOT TO FUCK THE HORSE PUSSY, ANON!

>>28882277
By the power of dubs trips and double dubs, Op must respond!

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>>28881815

>>28882277
Op here
Literally who?

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>>28882066
>>28882247
hahahahahaha! I got mine a long time ago.

>>28881815
Pretty much.

>>28882247
It'll happen, Anon. Paid a few months ago, got my shipped notice this week.

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>>28881960

Also how can I get a /mlp/ scarf

>>28882849
Well you missed out on scarfanon selling 200 of them on etsy, but he is selling flawed ones for cheap on etsy

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>>28881971

>>28881801

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>>28881822
Nice dubs bro

>>28886574
Oh hey I got that same one!
fapbuddies! /)

>>28886601

(\

You mean clop right?

How long your delivery takes?
I'm waiting for ten days.

>>28886622
Mine got here in an hour. They must have lost yours

>>28886661
Are you order it on Etsy?

>>28886622
It's been a month and he hasn't even dispatched mine.

>>28886728
My was dispatched, but i don't know how long i must wait. I living not so far away from "CloverMerch" He is in Germany, i am in Russia

>>28886753
How long did it take to get dispatched?

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>tfw you were in the first ever scarf batch
>barely got in in time and super proud of this kinda rare badge of autism
>now scarfs are almost mass-produced, whoever want's one will get one sooner rather than later

i mean i'm happy for y'all, but sometimes i'd like to be the spacial snowflake

>>28886848
that's the return address aka scarfanon's address

if you go visit him at least buy him a beer

>>28886873
You bet. That was the plan. Anything to add?

>>28886902
You're a creep posting that shit here. Why would you violate his privacy that way?

>>28887014
not him, but: everyone who's ever gotten a scarf i'd assume 100+ people know scarfanon's name and address. not exactly a secret

>>28887026
I'd still say thats a pretty shitty thing to do.
Sure, you get peoples names and addresses when you do business, but posting it anywhere is just poor form.

>>28887026
>the only people who browse 4chan are the ones who already own a scarf
You should be banned for life. Guys like you are the reason people are nervous to do Secret Santa.

>>28887074
while we are on 4chan, remember we're on /mlp/. our cross-contamination with other boards is next to zero. and yes, i'd guess about 30-50% of /mlp/'s active userbase owns a scarf by now. we're not that fast anymore.

all i was trying to say is scarfanon is obviously not THAT concerned with his identity. hell, when i bought my scarf back in the day he shared is bank information with me since i'm from germany and could pay via bank transfer. i wouldn't have posted his shit, but it's not like most of us are socially able enough to just visit someone out of the blue. Not to mention in germany.

>>28886873
>implying that's his real address

>>28887124
Even by you own estimate, that info was purposefully disseminated without his consent to half the board. You can't argue that it's okay. It's doxxing.

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>>28887177

Aw, pictures!

Oh, a pony fleshlight...

>>28882066
I posted about 90 yesterday/today. About 90 remaining. I hope to do that in the coming 1-2 weeks.

>>28882247
The 90 scarves mentioned above were all ordered between Sep 29th and Oct 1st. Only possible exceptions were scarves ordered from Germany, because I had to get different stamps for those.

>>28882849
I'll put my remaining stops up once I sent out all preorders. There should be some non-flawed ones left. Just check daily or something.

>>28886622
US usually takes 1-3 weeks.

>>28886753
I had to write your address by hand. Germany's postal service can't into unicode (yes, I am doing printed address stickers now). Suffering.

>>28886824
You were part of the designing process and the autistic polls. Most peoble don't even know about this. Cherish that.

>>28887124
Personal information does not belong on 4chan. Just have someone pull up their PayPal transaction and have them look up my name in that email. If you didn't notice that, then well...

>>28887253
*stops > scarves. How did that happen.

>>28887253
>I had to write your address by hand.
Oh, sorry for that. You could ask me for english version of address. Russian post can handle it.

>>28887124
Looks like somebody ran out of shit to say.

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>>28887253
Thanks for the scarves!

>>28887253
How long's it usually take till you dispatch them?
I ordered one like a month and a half ago and I don't know how long I'll be around for.

>>28887988
When you ordered them, they weren't even produced yet. One downside of Etsy is that I can't really provide the transparency into the process anymore. But as I said, I am trying to clear my backlog in the next two weeks. If you fear you'll be somewhere else by then, please let me know your new address, or if it's really difficult, send me an email and we will figure something out.

>>28888062
Should be alright then, thanks for the update.

>>28887269
>How did that happen.

Because you're drunk.