Flutterrape - 15/11/16

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Quit dyin' in my sleep.

>>28871910 (Exposition)
I only didn't read it because I didn't know you'd started posting it. My observance of the board isn't really all there. If you got a pastebin of it, I'll have a read.

In the meantime, yeah, I gotta get mine done...

>>28876204
killed before its time again. let the death march of FSR begin

>>28876204
I need to draw some more Flutterrape art.
Seems like we always use the same pictures these days.

>>28876382
Most likely. Though my computer was nuked lately, I'd only managed to find a couple FR related images.

>>28876230
It's fine. It's a boring read anyway.

I actually don't have a Pastebin. I should probably make one soon.

>>28876847
>It's a boring read anyway
I wanna say first step to a decent story is to make sure you yourself hate it by the time you finish with it.

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Yeeeah, work that grill baby

Don't die overnight

>>28876204
There's only six people here, at best... what happened to you?

>>28878928
Weirdly enough, the thread seems to consistently see over 120 unique posters if it lives to see 500 posts.

So it's not that dead. Just slow as balls.
Kinda funny though. We're like a geriatric thread. The nurses are just waiting for us to die at this point but for some reason we don't.

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heh

>>28880227
> Luna isn't clumsy
> Celestia actually cursed the Christmas decorations in her room
> The two Solars guards had a crush on Luna for years and Celly just found out
"Don't bother courting her, my little ponies : my sister is an angry, bitter old mare that need drastic measure. Just wait for her to be bound and gagged, and she is yours !"
> Meanwhile, the poor stallions are still undecided between want / do no want.

>>28881069
>"She's all yours, Anonymous!"
"All my... what?"
>Celestia lets out a careless laugh, rolling her eyes dramatically.
>"Oh come now, I've seen the way you look at my sister. Consider this a repayment for when you assisted me with our little ratpony uprising problem."
"Uhh..."
>You readjust your feet nervously.
>Before you, Princess Luna lies bound and gagged.
>She's also unconscious.
>The mare's mouth is cracked open, dribbling in an undignified manner.
>Her body is also positioned in a way so that her rear end is propped up, her tail pulled back by her bindings so that her steadily leaking goods are on display to the world.
>Celestia nudges you forward in encouragement.
>"Go on! Go at it! I'll just be over here."
"...What, watching?"
>"Of course! I want to see you enjoy your prize."
"Celly, I don't think drugging your sister and 'giving' her to me as a sort of prize is really... appropriate?"
>"Anonymous."
>Her expression hardens, eyes narrowed.
>"I raise the sun. I give this world life. Entire empires have fallen at my hooves, and I have ruled this planet with an iron hoof for centuries. If I deem in necessary to slip sleeping pills into my sister's morning coffee so that I can tie her up, inject her with hormones that force her into estrus, and then present her to a close friend of mine as a gesture of goodwill whilst I masturbate violently in the corner, then I shall."
>A sword is levitated and pointed at you.
>"Now drop the pants and impregnate my sister or I'll make you."
"Y-yes ma'am."
>"And slap her buttocks and call her a bad pony."
"..."
>"Also scream my name when you cum."
"O-ok."

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>>28881447
"And that was my most radical Christmas" you said while sipping your chocolate milk.
"Also thats how you were made you little shit"

>>28880227
>"I bet the jews did this!"

>>28881777
>trips confirm

>>28881447
>>28881069
We really need more Flutterape with less Flutter.
So many possibilities, so little variations ...

>>28882056
There's a great deal of Flutterrape without Flutter.
The unofficial name for Flutterrape is Ponyrape.

Pick a pone, and have them go hog-wild on Anon. The only limits are your imagination and the 4chan post-box character limit.

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>>28882067
>and the 4chan post-box character limit.

I blame moot for that faggy limit

Boop

>>28876204
>"Pleeeeaaase Anon?"
no
>A kiss?
No
>Just a quick peck?
NO.
>.....Half a peck?
N- wait what's half a peck?
>I could show you?
>You give her a once over.
Fine but only half a peck you hear me?
>She nods in agreement before leaning in with her bottom lib bitten.
>You inch away but she pecks you with her top lip as promised.
That... was weird.
>"In a good way?"
>You give it some thought, you could settle for this, but that would mean you're letting a talking horse kiss you.
No

>>28884137
That's cute

>>28885086
You're cute.

>>28885172
STOP RIGHT THERE, LEWD SCOUNDREL!

>>28884929
...

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>>28885883
Well where should we start

>A rumor goes around that Anon is a rapist.
>Just about every mare sees Anon and just so happens to drop things or puts themselves in lewd situations to tempt him.
>Fluttershy is pissed because she thinks he won't rape her.
>Anon just wants to clear his name and keep Fluttershy at bay.
>Hilarity and lewd ensues.

>>28887321
>A rumor goes around that Anon is a rapist.
>Fluttershy is actually raping Anon.
>No one is willing to talk/help Anon because they think he's going to assault them.

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>>28887502
>>28887321

>>28884137
I really thought Fluttershy was going to start explaining the difference between a full peck and a half peck.

>>28888540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APo7805Yzhk

Anon """Shitposter""" Nymous

>>28888688
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking of this.

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Bump

>>28889537
I want ShoutingIsFun to have my children.

Really.
I hate the little bastards, can someone take them away from me?

>>28889718

don't worry, he already leave the fandom and move to make pokemon comics

http://concretestaircase.tumblr.com/

>>28889728
He posts pony stuff in trash every Friday though.
The tumblr was for all his non pony stuff

>>28889789

>nobody actually upload those pics in derpibooru
>trash don't have any archive

Welp, that fanart is lost forever

>>28889804
You can find a lot of it here,
http://mlpg.co/art/res/9696.html#top

I just want to tell Nebulus that I thought his story in the last thread was really funny, especially when she bounced off the bed. I tossed my Cheerios when that happened.
10 outta ten

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>>28881447
pics when?

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Bump

>>28890826
I'm very happy to hear that, Anon. I'm glad you liked it.

The thread is three days old and there aren't even any stories here.

FR is ded.

>>28892767
No shit Sherlock, the last thread died from inactivity.

bamp

Move in with AIE?

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>>28893545
Nah AIE is shit, rather RGRE if anything
Thread wars now

>You hear the rhythmic beeping of the heart monitor as you sit in the sterile hospital room.
>Looking up to the bed, you see her. The pink haired mare that has been the bane of your existence.
>Years of fetish guessing and waking in her bed to forced orgasms is what you remember.
>But even still, you never wished this on her. Slowly perishing in a hospital bed. Could it be that you are having Stockholm syndrome for your rapist? Or is it that you just can't stand to see someone so cute and-
>Your thoughts are immediately cut off as the heart monitor begins to make horrifically longer beeps.
"Nurse!"
>You shout as you race to the door for help.
>Near instantly, a group of ponies in doctor and nurse outfits push past you and right to Fluttershy's side.
>"She's fading fast. We need to act quickly." Says the doctor horse.
>Turning to you, he speaks. "Anon. We need you."
>Confused, you walk closer to the bed. Two nurse ponies giving you room and standing behind you at both sides.
"What? What can I do doctor? I don't anything about medicine."
>You suddenly feel a tug on both arms from the nurse ponies.
>"She needs 50 cc's of >Rape. Stat!" He shouts as the nurses grab you and begin magically forcing you to the bed. Your clothes vanishing, being teleported away by the unicorn nurse.
>It's at that moment that Fluttershy's eye's snap open and she turns and pins down your prone form.
>"Is getting raped in a hospital while the nurse staff watches your fetish?"
>Fucking Fluttershy... Don't die on me.

>>28893545
no thnx

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Rump

>>28892747
Is this implying that they're all just in heat?

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Got a new tablet, its pretty neat!

>>28892792
It was only a few hours until the new thread showed up.
Relax

>>28896220
If we relaxed anymore than we already do the thread would actually stay dead.

>>28877662

Has there ever been a point where there was TWO dolphins inside a FR thread?

>>28896018

Can it osu?

(also >wireless)

>>28896549
... a thing happened last year in december

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25746662/#25748861

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>>28898098
Also, I'm reposting this: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25746662/#25754833

Shit was kinda funny reading back on it. Anon was a right bastard.

“WHAT THE FUCK KINDA SCHMUCK DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! NO WAY IS THIS RIGHT! ADD THAT SHIT UP AGAIN!”
>The waitress blinks a few times and wiped away the spit subtly.
>”As you can see, sir, your champagne is what made this bill so high.”
“First off, it’s pronounced ‘Sham-pag-en’, asshole, second, you can forget about your tip.”
>You slam some bits on the table, get up and walk out, dragging the chair you sat in.
>The waitress follows you outside.
>”Uuuh, sir, that’s this establishment's property, and you’re still a few bits short.”
“Alright, I got your bits, in glasses.”
>”I’m sorry?”
>You toss the chair into the restaurant’s front window.
>The couple that was eating at the table dodged the chair just in time.
>Sadly, their food has been sprinkled with bits of glasses.
“Keep the change, bitch.”
>Walk away like you own the fucking town.

1/2

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>>28898126


>”Anonymous, at what part in that story did this waitress try to rape you?”
“Did I mention how much that bill cost, Twilight? That right there is wallet rape, and I won’t put up with that shit.”
>Twilight takes a breath, clearing her throat.
>”Anonymous, that doesn’t give you the right to go and vandalize property!”
“I’m sorry you feel that way, now as I was saying, she also had the nerve to grab my penis!”
>”No she didn’t, you didn’t even mention that in the story you just told me.”
“That’s part I was getting at! Now stop interrupting me, anyway, she was so overwhelmed from my macho man demeanor she followed me home, I tried to tell her to fuck off, but noooo. She wanted to ‘Fuck on’.”
>Twilight tosses her notes in the air.
>”’Fuck on’ isn’t even a phrase!”
“Get out more, maybe you’ll hear it you NEET shrink, when was the last time you got laid anyway? Spike doesn’t count.”
>Twilight glares at you, silent.
>She points to the door.
>”Get the fuck outta my castle.”
“Fine. By the way, you’re the worst alicorn. Think about it, Cadence is a complete shit and she still outranks you. Get rid of those wings and go back to being an adorable unicorn, like the good ol’ days.”
>”Oh fuck you Anon.”
“No need to get all colon compromised. I’m only telling the truth. I’m out.”
>You walk out of the Twilight’s castle.
>Instantly you pinch you nose from a fowl scent that surrounds you.
>This can only mean one thing.
>”HEY ANON!”
“Ugh, hey Cadence.”
>”Did you mean that? Am I better than Twilight?”
“Don’t get your hopes up, you’re still a shit.”

Moral to the story is, Cadence a shit.

A very (spoiler)Nebulus(/spoiler) friend of mine mentioned a day or two ago that the thread has barely any green in it these days. I'm bored as fuck, so I wrote a one shot for the first time in like, two years, enjoy.

>Day 2670 divided by 10 in Equestria.
>Wake up.
>Shit, shower, shave.
>Go downstairs for breakfast.
>As you're pouring your bowl of cereal, you finally notice the sound.
>It's a horrible roaring sound, like there's a battalion of tanks outside your house.
>Sigh and put your cereal away.
>Move to the front door.
>Wait for the knock.
>It comes.
"Fluttershy, reenactig World War Two isn't my fetish."
>"T-That's not what this is, s-silly. Open the door. P-Please."
>Sigh again, more heavily.
"Fine, but if this is a trick..."
>You open the door.
>It's not a trick.
>Standing outside your home is a literal army of demon, all growling and roaring.
>One of them spots you and points.
>The war cry that follows is deafening.
>Look at Fluttershy in panic.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
>"A-Are cold opens your fetish Anon?"
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH-"
(Opening to MLP:FiM plays)
>Cut back to you.
>You are standing on a literal mountain of demon corpses, wearing only a loincloth and the gore of your slain enemies.
>On your hands is a massive black sword, and you hear it screaming for more death in your mind.
>At your feet are the mane six, clinging to your legs and staring up at you with seductive eyes.
>Like a strange pastel horse version of a Conan cover.
>Yeah, the one you're thinking of right now.
>Look down at Fluttershy, who has shaved her mane in a tribal manner and has a necklace of demon teeth.
>She smiles sweetly.
>"Is slaughtering hundreds of demons and becoming the dark lord of Equestria your fetish Anon?"
>You frown at her, and, channelling every ounce of fury you can muster, let out a shout that can be heard from as far away as the Dragon Lands.
"FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!"

>You roll out of your bed and land on both feel kike you normally did.
>same shiiiIII-
>You've steps on a roller skate and you struggle to keep your balance.
>As soon as you think you got the hang of it, you hit a small ledge and tumble down the stairs onto a set of stacked dominoes.
>You stand and try to get your bearings but you're snatched into the air by a bear trap and a picture of your wifu;s plump rump is inches from your face.
>l-lewd
>The blood that would be rushing to your brain right now has taken a detour.
> the domino rally pushes a ball down a chute that turns on a ceiling fan that launches a flaming paper airplane at the rope holding you up.
The rope burns and snaps releasing you
the back of your pants gets caught on something on the way down and tears away form you.
You land on a springy mattress back first with your soldier standing at attention.
>Another domino rally knocks over stick and opens the hatch in you ceiling you don't remember having.
>Fluttershy falls from the open hatch onto your dick vag first.
>HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG not gonna spurt
>"Hey Anon, are Rube Goldberg machines your fetish?"
>They are now but you're not going to tell her that.
"Get off Fluttershy"
>"Very poor choice of words Anon."She raises and lowers her hips.
>You reach up to stop her but are met with the resistance of handcuffs!
>It seems she thought of everything.

>>28898490
Another

>Wake up
>Wait, what day is it?
>Look at the calendar.
>Oh right.
>Day 957 in Equestria
>Nearly three years you've lived here.
>And for almost three years, every day, you have come to expec-
>A knock at your door.
>Sigh
>She didn't even wait for you to shower or shave this morning.
>Get up, toss on a bathrobe.
>Head downstairs, scratching at your stubble and grumbling about Fluttershy the whole time.
>Open the door.
"Look Flutters, I haven't even had time to wake up yet, you should at least-"
>Standing at your doorstep is not Fluttershy.
>It's a small dragon, slightly taller than Spike, and she - at least you assume it's a she - is smiling at you.
>"Hello there, my name is Dragon Lord Ember, and I am here to claim you as my consort."
>Silently mouth 'what the fuck' as you stare at the dragon, dumbfounded.
>She ignores your nonplussed expression, and continues.
>"You see, as the only example of your species in the world, and being as..."
>She licks her lips.
>"...sexy as you are, you would make a perfect consort for me."
>Your mind slowly reboots as she finishes, and you glare down at the tiny drake.
>She looks back with bedroom eyes.
"And what if I say no?"
>She smiles.
>"Oh daaaad~"
>What.
>The sound of massive wingbeats passes overhead, and an absolutely MASSIVE dragon lands in front of your house.
>He looks like every nightmare you've ever had.
>Glaring at you with burning eyes, he opens his mouth.
>"YOU WILL COME BACK TO THE DRAGON LANDS AND LOVE MY LITTLE GIRL NO MATTER WHAT!"
>A massive clawed hand reaches out and grabs you.
>You scream like a girl as the immense dragon takes off with you, the tiny one following close by.
>Fluttershy suddenly flies up next to you, smiling.
>"I-Is being kidnapped to become dragon royalty your fetish, Anon?"
"HOW DOES THIS HELP YOU GET ME FLUTTERSHY"
>"O-Oh... I hadn't thought of that."
>Scream in fury as you are carried off to spend the rest of your life as a plaything for a dragon.
>Fucking Fluttershy.

>>28898623
And another.

>Day Canada in Equestria.
>Wake up.
>Smile at the tiny flag on your nightstand.
>Gotta stay patriotic, even in horse land.
>Get out of bed and head to the bathroom.
>Shit, shower, admire your lumberjack beard.
>Nod at the exquisite specimen of manliness that greets you.
>Put on your jeans and flannel shirt, before heading to breakfast.
>Look around your kitchen, which is furnished by horrific abominations made mostly out of duct tape.
>Quietly recite the handyman's prayer as you make yourself some KD.
>A knock comes at your door, and you sigh.
>Open it to find Fluttershy shivering in the... snow?
>It's been so long.
>Ignore custard timid as you step out into the cool air.
>Laugh with joy as you leap into the icy white powder.
>Your joy is cut short by a quiet voice.
>"I-Is a cold winter your fetish Anon?"
>You turn to look at her, suddenly serious.
"Make it colder, this is nothing like back home."
>Her smile and optimism: gone.
>She leaves, sniffling as you continue to play in the snow.
>Luckily, you've managed to hide your massive erection.
>And the fact that snow, not cold, is your fetish.
>Fucking Fluttershy.

>>28898781
Those were all pretty good

>>28899171
>>28899171
I'm an old hand at this. Just haven't written any pone stuff since Full Metal Nony.

Slightly longer one incoming. Perhaps sporadically since I've not the best signal.

>"Anonymous?"
"Yes captain?"
>"Look over there."
"I see it captain."
>"Please tell me what you're seeing, because I refuse to believe that what I'm seeing is real."
"It appears to be a battering ram, captain."
>"A very large battering ram..."
"... In the shape of my torso, yes."
>"And the ram itself-"
"Is my dick, yes."
>"Please explain, Anonymous."
"Well, captain, it seems Fluttershy has finally found me again, and she's going to knock the palace doors down to guess my fetish."
>"Isn't she a pegasus?"
"Yes captain."
>"She could just fly up here."
"She's not that smart captain."
>Captain Ironflank sighs, removing her helmet and running a hoof through her black mane.
>"Very well, recruit. I expect you to deal with your problem as befitting a royal guardsman."
>You smile at the captain.
"Of course ma'am, don't worry about it."
>Keep smiling as you walk over to a cauldron of burning oil.
>You are Anon.
>Newly appointed royal guardsman.

1/?

>>28899396
>Several minutes later, you are stood above the castle gates, watching the massive ram burn itself to ashes like some weird phallic wicker man.
>Fluttershy is standing next to it, staring up at you.
>Her voice reaches you over the roar of the inferno.
>"A-Are failed seige attempts turning into effigies your fetish Anon?"
>Kick a few embers off the wall as you ignore her.
>One of them falls onto her tail, setting it ablaze as she runs screaming away from the royal palace.
>Sigh as you watch her go.
>You love your job.

>Several days later, you're patrolling the wall, chatting up captain Ironflank.
>Despite her short mane and tail giving her a tomboyish look, she's pretty cute.
>"So you're saying that on Earth, you use these... 'planes' to fly?"
"Yeah! We don't have wings like you pegasi, so we've harnessed technology to do it for us."
>She nods approvingly.
"I'm glad to have you serving under me Anon. Anyone from a species that can do what you've said yours can do is a positive in my book."
"Oh, I serve 'under' you, captain?"
>Chuckle at your lame joke.
>The captain blushes slightly, but it quickly disappears as her eyes snap to something inside the wall.
>"I think your problem is back, Anonymous."
>Groan as you turn to look.
>Yup.
>Fluttershy is busy pulling herself out of a hole, shovel lying on the ground next to her.
>Frown and stomp down to her.
>She smiles cutely at you.
>Your frown deepens.
"Why are you diggin a hole in the middle of Celestia's garden of rare flowers and plants, Fluttershy?"
>"O-Oh, this isn't a hole, it's a tunnel!"
"You tunnelled into the palace?"
>"Y-Yes."
"Despite the fact that doing so is a grevious breach in security?"
>Fluttershy's eyes close and she cocks her head slightly, smiling.
>"Is undermining the palace defenses and risking the princess' safety all for the sake of your love your fetish Anon?"

2/?

>>28899410
>"So then I said 'Hoof you? I barely even know you!"
>You collapse with laughter as the captain finishes her story.
>You and she are having some drinks after your shift.
>And by thag you mean you all broke into the royal storeroom to nick a few of Celestia's vintages.
"I gotta say captain, I never thought you'd be the type to get caught up in a cult... you seem very straight-edge."
>Ironflank, her cheeks slightly rosy from all the wine, smiles at you.
>I've had my share of adventurous experiences Anonymous, and I think I still have a few more waiting for me."
>She waggles her eyebrows.
>You grin.
>As you prepare to take the captain on her next adventure however, an on-shift guard pokes his head into the storeroom.
>"Ma'am, I think you should come see this."
>He turns to you, and a feeling of dread washes over you.
>"You too Anonymous."
>Groan as you stand.
>What the fuck did she do this time.

3/?

>>28899439
Bah fuck, there's a part missing.
This was supposed to be at the beginning of post 3

>You growl angrily and bodily throw Fluttershy down into the hole, calling for one of the royal gardeners to flush it out with water before sealing the breach.
>Look up at the wall.
>Captain Ironflank is gone.
>Fucking Yellow Quiet interrupting The Moves.

>>28899439
>"Anonymous."
"I see it captain."
>"And?"
"And I kinda hoped after the tunnel that she had blown all her money on the ram."
>"She's rich you know. Her parents are loaded and she was a model once.
"Ah"
>You both continue to stare at the giant blimp lazily floating towards the palace.
>It's a massive human penis, with the words "Hot Monkey Dock" emblazoned on the side of the cockpit.
>Heh, 'cock'pit.
>Shake your head and continue to stare as a giant megaphone appears from the tip of the dick.
>Wince in pain.
>Fluttershy's voice suddenly echoes throughout Canterlot.
>"Is a declaration of love in front of the entire city of Canterlot your fetish Anon?"
>Shake your head in disbelief.
>Captain Ironflank also shakes her head.
>"Can you believe she managed to misspell dick?"
"I know right? Who would do something like that?"
>A shiver passes through you, like some great cosmic Jimmy has been rustled.

4/?

>>28899467
>Turn back to the blimp.
"We have any ballistae in the castle captain?"
>"Way ahead of you recruit."
>As if on cue, the rest of the guards roll out a dozen ballistae with flaming arrowheads.
>"Alright men, let's put the 'hot' into the Monkey Dock."
>Cringe internally.
"That was terrible captain."
>"I know Anon, blame the wine."
>You both watch as a dozen flaming bolts are sent into the sky, tearing through the giant dick and setting the hydrogen gas inside aflame.
>Wince as the thing goes up like the Hindenburg.
"Shoulda used Helium, it's non flammable."
>The flaming wreck crashes into downtown Canterlot, and you can hear distant screams of pain as buildings go up in flame.
"Think the city will survive?"
>"Eh, probably. Think that pegasus is done for?"
"Not a chance."
>"..."
"..."
>"Wanna go make out?"
"Sure."
>And with that, you both turn your backs to the flaming city, content in your knowledge that the castle - and your dick - is safe.
>Captain Ironflank's hoof reaches up to graze your crotch, and you smile.
>Safe that is, from.
>Fucking Fluttershy.

5/5

I blame Neb for this, entirely. I love you Neb.

bamp

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>>28900847
"YOU WHAT?"
>"b-be be bcause that's how we wash our company here in Equestria."
>You don't know if you should trust her, she's nervous and stammering.
>Then again, she's always nervous and stammering so let's just roll with it.
"I'd be insulted if you didn't!" you proclaim.
>"Well let me just um.." she trails of as she lowers her head into the water.
>You pull her back up and ask her "Don't you need something to scrub with?"
>"I have my tongue." she says with shifty eyes.
>Hmmmm.

>>28900947
>>28900947
>As you continue to hesitate, she seems to gain more confidence.
>"My tongue is perfect for washing dicks, look!"
>She sticks her tongue out.
>Turns out ponies' tongues look and feel a lot like wirebrush.
>Spend the next ten minutes screaming as Fluttershy removes a layer of skin from your dick with her tongue.
>After she leaves, cry yourself to sleep in the tub.
>You'll never jerk off again.
>All thanks to.
>Fucking Fluttershy.

:3

>>28901354
you RUINED it kouhai!

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Inspired by certain threads.

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"How long have we been here?"
>Fluttershy shrugs.
>"I'm really not sure. I thought something was supposed to happen when you die. Maybe heaven or hell? But this is um..."
>She looks around at the run-down, dingy office space you both find yourselves in.
>A barely functional fan whirs in the corner, blowing warm stale air around the room.
>You rap your fingers on your knees and clear your throat.
"So how long do you -think- we've been here?"
>Fluttershy furrows her brow.
>"Well I'm pretty sure that clock on the wall there has gone around a full twelve hours about four times since we got here."
>You glance at the clock.
>As you keep looking, you notice that the hands are moving far faster than they should.
"Oh. A broken clock. Cool."
>You puff out your cheeks, stuck for ideas.
"Now what?"
>Fluttershy shrugs.
>"I could maybe, um, blow you?"
"But that's what got us here in the first place."
>"Your bad driving got us here in the first place."
"You trying to suck the dick of a notoriously bad driver whilst said bad driver was driving badly near the edge of a cliff got us here in the first place."
>She rolls her eyes in annoyance.
>Then, mercifully, the door behind you both is barged open.
>"Sorry! Sorry! Been a hectic day!"
>A mare rushes in, carrying a stack of papers.
>She hastily sits herself behind her desk, adjusting the crooked, damaged glasses on her face as she pulls up her chair.
>Once she's settled, she sighs and gives you both a tired, but cheerful smile.
>"Hello! Sorry about the mess and the delay, things are always chaotic around here."
>She fumbles with a few pieces of paper, looking for something.
>After lifting up her coffee mug to see if it was under there, she eventually finds a dishevelled stack of documents.

1/?

>>28901482
>Pulling it in front of her, she chews her bottom lip as she skim reads, absently using a hoof to push some of her auburn mane behind her ear, slightly dislodging her glasses again in the process.
>"Aaaaalright... So, Anonymous and Fluttershy!"
>She scrunches up her face.
>"Ooo, drove a wagon off a cliff whilst getting a blowjob. Is that your fetish or something?"
>Fluttershy gives you a hopeful look.
"No. Sorry, did you just describe how we died?"
>"Well uh, yeah?"
>She gives a little grin.
>"This -is- the Department for Mortal Vacuity."
"...The DMV?"
>"Yep!"
"Oh god. Fluttershy we're in hell."
>The mare across from you snorts.
>"As close to hell as you can get without actually being in hell."
>She glances at her papers again.
>"Though uh, with you guys its not that simple."
>As she muses to herself, she readjusts her glasses and taps a hoof on the table.
>"Look uh, listen."
>She shuffles forwards in her chair.
>"This is something that's pretty rare, it doesn't often come up. And by that I mean it literally never happens and we have no idea what to do."
>She smiles weakly.
>You and Fluttershy share a worried look.
>"What's -supposed- to happen is people like you die, then move on to the next life. If you're Hindu you get reincarnated though."
>She glances off to one side and narrows her eyes in thought.
>"Kinda makes you wonder why more people aren't Hindus. But whatever."
>The mare focuses on you.
>"So the deal is, you live, you die, you stop off here for like, ten minutes or so, then we send you packing off to your next stop."
"...The next stop being?"
>"Eh, depends on your religion and sexual orientation."
"I'm a straight Atheist."
>"Non-existence. You'll pretty much just cease to be."
"Radical."
>Fluttershy raises a hoof.
>"Um, I experimented with lesbianism in high school..."
>The mare clicks her tongue.
>"Oh then you'll--"

2/?

>>28901489
>"And BDSM, water-sports, bestiality, paedophilia, hard drugs, clown sex, eco-sexuality, ego-sexuality, eggo-sexuality and eggs-on-sex-duality."
>...
>"Oh and floor tiles."
>The mare blinks.
>"Well you were going to hell, but if you're into floor tiles you'd go to heaven. Good choice."
>"Woo hoo!"
>The mare waves a hoof dismissively.
>"But anyway, none of that is gonna happen to you two."
"Why, what happened?"
>She shifts uncomfortably.
>"Well the department recently took on a few interns, and you guys were unlucky enough to get one of them. Normally things aren't so bad, but this time the fuck-up was so huge your paperwork is effectively null and void."
"What does that mean?"
>"You don't have a death-contract any more."
"What does -that- mean?"
>"The ordinary procedures that come with dying no longer apply to you."
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN."
>She groans.
>"You're not gonna move on! There's no afterlife for you two! No afterlife, no afterdeath, no afteranything!"
>She looks at the clock.
>"You've already been here for six days! That's not supposed to happen!"
>Exasperated, she leans back in her chair.
>"The top brass reckons that without any rules to govern you, your souls are going to be cursed to an eternity of undeath."
>She sniffs and looks over your papers again.
>"Suppose it's a good thing you two were close in life, always spending so much time in each other's company, because now you have to spend the rest of eternity together."
"...I have to spend eternity with Fluttershy."
>The mare to your left seems elated.
>"Yeah, honestly, I don't know what you're gonna do."
"Well where do we go?"
>"Back to Equestria, I imagine. You'll probably just wake up at the bottom of that cliff you drove off and carry on as normal."
"But the difference being we can't die."
>"Yup."
"Couldn't that be considered a good thing?"
>"I guess, but lemmie throw you a curve-ball: Heat Death."

3/?

>>28901495
"Heat Death?"
>"Heat Death. The eventual death of the universe. Every particle, atom, quark, whatever, breaks down into nothingness until all that remains is entropy."
"Okay, and?"
>"And you two will still be there. Floating around in nothing. For quadrillions of billions of trillions of years. Squared."
>You stare at the mare.
>"But hey! If we figure something out before then, we'll come and get you. But don't hold your breath, because half the department just went on annual leave and there's a looot of paperwork to catch up on."
>You slump in your chair.
>Fluttershy pats your leg in sympathy.
>Then keeps patting until it becomes awkward.
"So that's it then. We're just gonna... exist. Until the end of time."
>"I'm afraid so."
>The mare snorts suddenly.
>"Wow, I can't imagine how bad it must be to live forever, even after you've become bored with life."
>You stare at her as she babbles on obliviously.
>"Just... existing. Not even for any real reason, almost like you're alive just to spite the universe, to arrogantly proclaim that no matter how lifeless you become, you'll just keep existing because some cruel twist of fate decided that you should just -be- forevermore."
>She shakes her head.
>"Man, what a miserable existence. Can you imagine?"
>She gigglesnorts.
>Catches your eye.
>Then quickly loses her smile.
>"O-oh, but uh, don't lose hope! We'll figure something out, maybe. Might need to bring you in to sign some additional paperwork, but we'll let you know in advance."
>She sighs happily.
>"So! Any questions?"

>"Ughhhh..."
"Ffffuuuuuck..."
>You stand, pain wracking your body.
>It feels like every bone is broken, yet isn't.
>You stand, looking around at the shattered remains of your wagon.
>Stumble on the spot, twisting your upper-half to peer at the cliff you just came down from.

4/?

>>28901504
>Fluttershy rises from under a pile of twisted, broken wood.
>"Ouch... A-anon?"
"Yeah, hi-- shhit--"
>You wince from the pain.
>The pair of you take a moment to catch your breath and get your bearings.
>Fluttershy opens her mouth to speak, clearly hurting a great deal.
>"So was..."
>She coughs.
>"...Was any of that your fetish?"

>Fucking Fluttershy.

Heh.

http://pastebin.com/D0MGg2hN

>>28899475
greatly enjoyed it, thanks

>>28901354
kek

>>28901513
Double kek
I really like the idea of an invincible anon and flutters.

>>28881447
"Celestica, if you want me to fuck you that bad you don't have to cuckold over your drugged-up likely unwilling sister."
>"But it's muh fetish..."

This is a really active day for Flutterrape
also great story Neb

>>28901739
Hey, if at least one person enjoyed it, it was worth writing.
>>28901810
That makes me sad, I remember when we were at two threads a day and many, many new stories ;-;

>>28901835
Wish I'd been around back then

>>28902455
is there a full image?

>>28901835
>That makes me sad, I remember when we were at two threads a day and many, many new stories ;-;

I wrote for Flutterrape once, then got told to do it more. Then I got pulled into something else and posted a half-assed followup story that sucked.

Have the one thing I wrote that isn't shit
http://pastebin.com/BmEUjhRv

Hope this helps with the lack of stories, I may write some more if there's interest and I feel like it.
Mostly the latter, it's incredibly difficult to motivate for anything.

>>28902962
That is the full image.

>>28903269
yeah, I know. spent an hour googling. Fuck

>>28903131
Not bad

>>28903131
Motivation is something that's rather difficult to manage, and it comes from different sources depending on different people.

Somenwant an audience and feedback. Some want to stave off boredome, etc. you just gotta find what motivates you and make it work for you.

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>>28899475
I love it.
I always enjoy a story where other ponies help Anon instead of also raping him.

In the new pokemon game one of the main character's pokemon is named Nebby, it's really fucking with my head.

>>28905304
Nebby is actually quite a common name. Did you know it was Jesus Christ's middle name?
Because I didn't until I made it up just now.

>>28905304
If you aren't naming Cosmog "Nebby" then you should off yourself.

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>>28906893
Fuck you, he's Yebben now.

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>She says as you're trying to push her right the fuck out of your house

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>>28909836
You know she loves that shit though

flutterrape on front page kek

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I haven't put my dumb imagination to use in some time, and it's always fun thinking up something silly based on an image. Lets see what I can fi- AAAAAND Nudge.


With FemAnon not showing much interest for girls (or ponies in general, but try telling Fluttershy that), as well as noticing how she's got a pretty commanding sort of personality, Fluttershy decides to go see Twilight with an idea in mind. Pleading with Twilight to find a spell to swap Fluttershy's gender and turn her into a stallion, temporarily or not. It does eventually happen (through means I'd personally like to say was Twilight dismissing the idea, but Starlight Glimmer goes and does it for friendship reasons without knowing or questioning why Twilight wouldn't).
Now being referred to as Butterscotch (by nobody but himself), he sets his plan in motion. With how FemAnon acts and talks, especially around the stallions in town, he got the idea that maybe FemAnon is a bit of a Dom in the sack. Like... Giving the Stallions the business more than the other way around!

So Butterscotch decides to completely ignore the new possibilities of things to do as a stallion and immediately try submitting to being fucked in the butt. Unfortunately for him, FemAnon doesn't go for it. She personally never even considered such an act and has no idea where Flutterscotch got the idea that she'd be into it.
Butterscotch on the otherhand, confuses her reaction for thinking that she doesn't know what he means. Maybe 'pegging' isn't the correct term for humans. So OF COURSE the solution to this problem is... somewhat ambush Anon while she sleeps, strap on a strap-on to her and show her exactly what he meant by going through with the act anyway!

What follows is a strange morning full of Butterscotch somehow forcing FemAnon to be forceful in fucking and punishing her new bitch, even though Butterscotch kind of has all the control, despite what his acting submissiveness implies.

>>28910509
Is that censored enough, ya jerks?! I got banned for an already censored image and now have to repost from my phone where it cant handle the transparency.

But lordy, last thing I'd wanna do is rustle your vaginas!

>>28901513

that is a very interesting green, well written.

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>>28910509
>Safer than Milky
Thank goodness for that. I need this job. God help me if I saw that adorable pone showing off a little side boob.
At least with this image, my boss just notes how nice that woman is for helping out that little horse with his needs in a definitely not sexual way. We can all learn something from it.

>>28910509
You had me until FemAnon (so not at all). Sorry senpai, rule 63 ain't my cup of tea.

>>28911115
... Fair enough on the rule 63 thing, but you realise the whole idea of Anon and Anonymous or whatever you call him is to just be the placeholder name, right? I know around here he seems to have evolved to being hos own entity, but the general idea is that he's you, or me, or that guy, or whoever.
FemAnon is the same thing... Cause there is a reasonable possibility that there are people without penises on this board and possibly in the thread.
Hell, there's stories written BY FemAnon's...

>>28911129
It's a rather dumb concept. Why not just have a second person story then? Anon is nothing more than a glorified self insert. Giving "him" a character defeats the purpose. But I guess it's evolved over time.

Then again I'm a bit cynical and hardheaded when it comes to that sort of thing. I despise the concept of "Anonfilly" for example .

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Vinny is completely versatile now!

>>28912108
draw a dick on it!

>>28901495
>eco-sexuality, ego-sexuality

What the Hell are THEY supposed to be about??!!

>>28904383
Can't have Anon always losing in the stories.
Besides, guard mares are a recently developed fetish

>>28911791
That's a great comic

>>28903131
This guy here.

Slapped together something small, might do more of this. Inspired by the anonfilly threads as well as these. At this point I have no plans for taking it anywhere. Yet.

>Day fuck I don't remember in Equestria
>Finally get into witness protection program because SOMEONE keeps trying to drug, rape, and kidnap you
>Not even in that order either
>She won't be punished, she is an element of harmony. Can't punish her without endangering national security
>There is no justice, but at least they're trying to help you

>You didn't expect it to be like this though
>You aren't anon anymore
>You are a little green horse. A little green girl horse to be exact.
>And you are officially underage
>At least you're safe now
>Or so you hope
>Purplesmart adopted you, so you still live in the same town
>She assures you that the yellow one won't come after you without, quote, 'monkey dick'
>Whatever, her slave dragon cooks for you and you don't have to worry about bills
>Maybe life as a filly isn't bad

>You spend your first day just walking around in your room getting used to four legs
>Trip a few times, but get the hang of it after a while
>Spike seems to check up on you every few minutes
>"Tea? Cupcake? Scone?"
>Why not. Get free food. Tastes pretty good too
>He even helps you learn how to take stairs with your new quadruped body
>Apparently purple is busy with some kind of report
>Whatever, spend the day getting used to everything

>Night comes
>Want to stay up but you're tired
>Begin dozing off while snuggled up against purplesmart while she reads
>Eyes flutter closed
>Next thing you know, you're in bed
>In your own room
>Warm and comfy, but you hear breathing behind you
>Something tickles your ear
>That voice. You remember that voice. You hoped you wouldn't hear it again
>"Is getting turned into a filly your fetish anon?"
"N-No."
>You don't dare to turn around and look
>You lay there, uncomfortable and wide awake until sunrise
Fucking Fluttershy

>>28914660
I'd like to see more of it

>>28914923
As soon as I get inspiration so it isn't just doing cute filly stuff while Fluttershy watches

>>28914958
No rush take your time

Bamp

>>28916590
...I need to stop by the Anonfilly thread sometime.
...Then maybe write a story.

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>>28916600
>Then maybe write a story
Well I wish someone would

Bamp

>>28914660

Me likes.

>>28916825
Don't worry. Our lord and savior Neb will save us.

>Ponies do not have genitals and cannot reproduce. However Alicorns can.
>When two ponies fall in love, a Pegasus delivers a baby to them like the stork.
>Celestia is the broodmare to her ponies and when the population gets large enough, she might create another Alicorn.
>Turns out, Alicorns summon humans to Equestria for this purpose. To mate with and continue making ponies. Their seed is magical to them and able to create another Alicorn when drank.
>Enter Anon, completely oblivious to all of this as he lives day by day.
>Little does he know, Celestia summoned him to be Twilight's concubine.

Will Anon escape his fate as a sex slave?
Will he break the cycle?
Will Twilight woo her husbando or will she..
>Rape?

>>28914660
Just a little intermission before the next Fluttershy move

>Day 2 since becoming a horse
>It did not work. She is still coming after you
>You didn't get any sleep since she asked you if being a horse is your fetish
>As a result, you are tired the whole day
>Twalot doesn't seem to notice, she is busy with more princess stuff
>Something about glowing butts and the pink one. Whatever, you don't care
>Living with her and her slave has its perks
>Spike does the shopping and cooking so a certain pegasus can't slip things into your drinks
>Or your food for that matter
>You just have to make sure the windows are locked tight so she can't get in at nights
>Spend most of the day trying to map potential escape routes and entry points
>You have a pretty good idea of how the place is laid out now
>At least you can eat safely and relax with purplesmart during the evenings

>>28918922

>Day 5 since becoming the little filly
>No sign of yellowquiet
>She is planning something, you're sure of it
>But what?
>You haven't gone outside yet, for fear of kidnapping
>That must be it
>As soon as you step outside you're going to be stolen away
>It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you
>Wander around when you hear that voice
>It's HER. She is inside
>Take cover, sneak your way closer to the source to see what is going on
>She talks with Twilight
>"No Fluttershy, you can't adopt her. The program specifically states that she is to be with me, not anypony else."
>The yellow one wimpers and tries to ask again
>Asks if she could foalsit you sometime and take you to see the animals
>Purplesmart holds firm
>"I'm sorry, but those are the rules. Anon will stay with me and you're not allowed to take her out on any trips. The princess was very clear about this."
>Fuck yes
>She is defending you
>You've heard enough
>You head to your room
>Grab a crayon set and some paper
>Draw a really shitty drawing of a purple horse
>Under this badly drawn purple horse, write 'best mom'
>Hooves are a pain, but you get it done by taking the crayon into your mouth
>You wish you were a unicorn around now
>Take crayon drawing
>Leave it in the dining room where you are sure the purple one will find it

>>28918927
nice

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>>28914660
>>28918922
>>28918927
It feel so weird to have an AnonFilly story were Purple isn't a retard or a psycho. The rape general is a safer place than the filly one ...

>>28919523
Just replace Purple with Yellow instead, fits pretty well I'd say.

>>28916825
I've just stopped by the Anonfilly thread.
I ain't writing a story.

>>28919764
Out of curiosity what changed your mind

>>28919523
Something something Slasher Science

>>28918927
You've crossed the streams!

>>28920176
>Anon goes for a piss
>Fluttershy crosses her stream with his
>"A-Are crossing streams you fetish Anon?"

>>28918927
Cool. Please post this in PTFG.

>>28920208
Feel free to

I don't personally post in multiple threads, makes me feel like I'm tooting my own horn a bit too much
Do link it here so I can see the feedback though

>>28920331
Thanks, Anon. It is done. (>>28920386)

>>28918927
Can't wait to see what's next

>>28921039
Have a teaser for it then
Full thing coming probably tomorrow or something

>Day 8 post filly-form
>You still haven't gone outside
>Purple is worried about you
>Says you can't live your whole life indoors
>You disagree, clearly it's working so far and you have remained unmolested
>She reveals that she has signed you up for school
>What
>You are a grown man, your little filly form is only until a better solution is found for the yellow demon
>But she insists
>Then she makes you feel dumb by trying to make you write
>Stupid hooves, can't write with them
>Says she has arranged for you to get private tutoring
>And that there is no way that she will take no for an answer
>Try anyway
>Bring up the fact that you're older than her and try to reason that you don't need to learn this stuff- Didn't work
>Biggest pleading filly eyes- Didn't work
>Call her a faggot- Didn't work
>Refusing to breath until she gives in- Didn't work
>Planting your hooves firmly on the ground and not moving- Didn't work
>There is no way around it. Tomorrow, you're going to go to school
>Alone
>Unprotected
>Spend the day trying to figure out a way to get around this
>After a long time thinking, you reach the conclusion that you would be safer at school, surrounded by ponies who would notice if a filly or colt was kidnapped than wandering the streets alone
>Stay in your room planning to just be grumpy all day
>Spike brought you some comic books though, so the grump doesn't last very long

>>28921266
>"I'M NOT SO GRUMP"

Bamp

>>28920045
I just don't see enough potential for comedy. I like my funnies in a story and even though it's an amusing concept - Anon turning into a filly - I can't think of enough jokes to warrant writing a story about it. Seems like it's more lewd-oriented than funny-oriented. I can't write lewd worth a damn.

>>28921266

this anon needs to be reconized

Bamp

Gonna bump with probably the favourite one-shot I've ever written.

>Day of Reckoning in Equestria.
>You are in a courtroom.
>Celestia is presiding over the case.
>Spitfire is your lawyer in a rape case against Fluttershy.
>Fluttershy has been avoiding admitting to anything, and Spitfire is getting mad.
>She knows you were raped. She spent weeks working on your case, preparing.
>And yet, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Flutternutter is sticking to her claim of not guilty.
>After 10 minutes of direct questioning from Spitfire, and cleverly worded evasive answers from Fluttershy, your lawyer is getting annoyed.
>"Fluttershy, did you rape the human Anonymous?"
>Celestia frowns.
>"You don't have to answer that question!"
>"I'll answer the question. You want answers?"
>"I think I'm entitled."
>"You want answers?"
>"I want the TRUTH!"

1/2

>>28923549
>"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Lieutenant, we live in a world that has animals, and those animals have to be taken care of by mares, with love. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Spitfire? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for Anon and you curse the caregiver. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That what I did, though tragic, probably saved lives. And my love, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties. You WANT me to love Anon, you NEED me to love Anon.We use words like 'magic, kindness, and love. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent caring for little creatures . YOU use them as a PUNCHLINE! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a mare who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of the care I provide, and then QUESTIONS the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said 'Thank you' and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you find a hot monkey dick, and get ready to suck. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!
1/3 apparently Inforgot the length.

>>28923558

>SF"Did you rape Anonymous the human?
>"I did the job that--"
>"DID YOU RAPE ANONYMOUS THE HUMAN?"
>"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID! I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO KNOW HE IS LOVED, AND I WOULD DO IT TO ANY HUMAN WHO CAME HERE WITH THIER GOOD LOOKS AND THIER HOT MONKEY DICKS!"
>"Fluttershy, under the laws of Equestria, you are charged with the rape of Anonymous the human, you are hereby stripped of your bearership of the element of kindess, and sentenced to life in the Molestian dungeon.
>Celestia's face turns a lot more perverted as Fluttershy is dragged away kicking and screaming.
>Spitfire comes over to you with a smile.
>S"You've finally won Anon! Now... About that payment I asked for.."
>You smile st the mention of payment, sketching a mock salute.
"Of course ma'am, dinner at eight, then we head to your place?"
>She nods.
>Damn right Nony.
>Smile even wider. Looks like now that Fluttershy is out of the way, you're gonne be...
>Fucking Spitfire.

>>28923568
Apologies for any fuck ups, I'm pretty tired and being bounced around in a two and a half ton truck.

>>28923577
That was pretty good

>>28923568
>Fucking Spitfire.
yes. YES. YEEEES

>>28921266
This is the first filly anon story I like.
Fuck you for that, I enjoyed my anger!

>>28924627
>>28924627
Props to your patrician taste my friend.
And If you like the idea of that, I have a (half finished) Spitfire story on my old pastebin. Dropped it like, 4 years ago when I left the thread, but I might pick it back up and finish it now.

Full Metal Nony
Pastebin.com/u/The_Narrator

bampi

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>>28921266

>Day 9 of pony
>Wake up, smell the delicious smell of freshly baked pancakes
>Rush downstairs, find the dragon slave cooking them.
>Have breakfast
>Purple talks about how you're sure you'll make lots of friends
>You remain sceptical
>She talks on and on about how great school is for learning and making friends
>You tell her you don't care about any of that
>Spike pipes up
>"At least you'll get free lunch!"
>You forgot about that
>You should not be eating anything that you don't know the preparation of, not with you-know-who after you
>How are you going to get out of this one?
"I don't want free lunch. Spike is too good at cooking to throw out these last pancakes"
>Dragon is busy, but still manages to correct you
>"Crepes!"
"Same thing"
>Purple buys it
>She bags up the remaining pancakes and puts them in a lunchbox
>You are safe. Ish. Maybe
>Spend as long as you can in there until the purple one tells you its time to go
>You've studied the map
>You remember six routes to school and back and eight alternate escape routes in case you get ambushed
>You can't get any more ready for this
>She walks out the front door with you
>Get ready to walk on to school
>Magic grips your tail and holds you in place
>Look at the magic horse in confusion
>Purple kisses your forehead and hugs you
>You never asked for this
>She bids you a good day in school and tells you to make lots of friends
>You don't feel like objecting, just walk on to school

>>28926451

>Walking to school
>Shaded pathway in front of you, sudden stop
>That isn't the problem
>Ear twitches
>You hear a bird singing
>She has spies everywhere
>It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you
>Spot a bird on a branch directly above the path
>You know somehow that it's watching you, just pretending to be singing and happy
>It must be code to tell her where you are
>Think about other ways to reach school without using this path
>Bluefast is above you
>Shout to her instead, ask for a ride
>Blue pony is confused, questions your motives
>A squirrel hops out of a bush, it looks at you
>Jump on the colourful one's back and hold on tight
>Point out the squirrel, mention a phobia for small animals
>A look of doubt, like you were caught in a lie but they don't want to call you out
>Insist on getting a ride to school
>She doesn't like it, but takes you there anyway
>You are certain that you saw a pink tail in the bushes when you look down

>>28926463
Not too happy with the rest of today, but it works well enough I suppose. Enjoy either way


>Arrive at school
>You are early
>Sit around, think about how you're going to explain being here
>You don't have a pony name, and you have no idea what your butt is supposed to mean
>While thinking, crusaders walk up to you
>Orange one steps close
>"Hey Anon!"
>Does everyone know what happened?
>Wasn't the entire point of this to make sure they wouldn't know?
>These ponies are terrible at hiding you
>Surprising exactly nobody, the scooter horse talks about your ride to school
>Whatever, call her a faggot and ask if she likes fillies with how much she talks about bluefast
>"Well duuuuh, my best friends are fillies!"
>You didn't mean it that way
>Some dark purple horse is ringing a bell, time for class
>Find seat, normal pony learning commences
>They're doing math, you get writing exercises
>What happened to tutoring?
>You're safer in a group than alone anyway
>Morning is uneventful
>You are the only one who brought lunch
>Some ponies look at you like you're a weirdo for it
>Whatever, you're safer this way
>Eat lunch, pancakes are as delicious as they were in the morning
>Go outside with the rest of the group
>Most ponies seem to ignore you, maybe they think it's weird you weren't born as pony

>>28926479

>The yellow apple horse is complaining about how hot it is out
>Cool breeze, normal temperature
>The white one agrees and complains about it
>Scooter horse is leaning against you
>They're talking about eachother, compliments mainly
>Lots of compliments for you too
>Feel something brush under your tail
>Nope.
>Tell them you don't feel comfortable with that
>"Come on, it will be fun"
>Look around for help
>Most of the class is affected by this condition
>Teacher isn't here
>Look to bushes
>You would recognise those eyes anywhere
>If you run, she will get you
>Stare her into the eyes, the angriest stare you can muster
>You probably just look cute, but it's the thought that counts
>Behind you, the crusaders are doing lewd things to eachother
>You feel one of them under your tail trying to get you going
>Tongue feels good, you admit to yourself
>But you will never tell anyone that. You still think of yourself as Anon, the male human being
>This filly form is temporary after all
>See the teacher walk outside, shocked look on her face
>She noticed the yellow rapist in the bushes
>Teacher shouts down your stalker and begins damage control
>You are dragged to privacy by three fillies though, so you don't get to see the verbal smackdown you'd love to see
>What follows for your story is a debauched period of groping, licking and being on both sides of those
>Why not, you should be safe with the yellow one out of the picture
>You don't reach a climax, but it wasn't unpleasant either
>A window opens in the side of the school, just above you
>Yellowquiet leans out
>"Psst. Anon? Is sexual experimentation with your friends your fetish?"
"No Fluttershy. It isn't."
Fucking Fluttershy

>>28926463
>>28918927

>It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you

Thanks for the deja vu.

Bamp

Written for my friend Vinny.
I think he's a fan of bowling, though I'm not sure.
---

>You wake up with a start.
>Something is wrong.
>Sitting up abruptly, you cast off your duvet covers and leap out of bed.
>You ignore the rush of cold as your feet touch the floor and scurry across the room.
>Out of your bedroom door and into the hallway, you hurry towards your most private place, which happens to be hidden within a small shallow closet.
>Your trembling hands pull open the thin double-slat doors.
>The breath catches in the back of your throat.
>Within the closet is a small table laden with a velveteen fabric.
>On a slightly raised pedestal, a large framed picture of Walter from The Big Lebowski glowers at you.
>Before the picture is a red, satin cushion.
>With a sizeable, bowling-ball shaped crater in it.
>It's gone.
>You stumble to one side, supporting yourself on the doorframe, stunned.
>But who could have...?
>...
"Fluttershy."
>You quickly mutter a prayer to Walter (may his rage be ever vengeful) and storm to your front door.
>Still wearing your boxers and nothing else, you exit into the cool air of an early morning Ponyville.
>There's no time to perform the routine.
>Something grave is afoot.
>Or rather, someone is about to be a foot in the grave.
>Foot as in the unit of measurement, not the body part--
>You get the idea.
>Shaking your head to wake yourself up, your eyes focus on a small yellow creature sat in the middle of your garden path, a determined, but happy look on her face.
>Fluttershy hums to herself as she puts her lips to a piece of garden hose.
>Your eyes dart to the side, and you see the tattered remains of your hose-pipe.
>One of your eyes twitches a bit.
>Oblivious to you, Fluttershy places the other end of the pipe against something--
>Your prized bowling ball!
"HEY!"
>Fluttershy's eyes widen and she looks at you, her lips still wrapped around her end of the hose.

1/?

>>28927498
>Locking her gaze onto yours, she doesn't blink as she sucks as hard as she can.
>You watch in dismay as the bowling ball gets sucked straight up through the pipe in a single fluid motion.
>Blinking several times, you try to process what it is you just saw.
>She just sucked a fucking bowling ball through a garden hose.
>The mare removes her lips from the now slobbery bit of pipe and beams at you.
>"Tadaaah! I-if I could do this to a bowling ball, just think of what I could do to your... um, you know..!"
>She seems very pleased with herself.
>"So i-is that your fetish?"
>You stare longingly at the oddly shaped hose.
>It looks like a...
>Well. Like a piece of hose-pipe with a bowling ball wedged right in the middle of it.
>Turning away from the sordid scene, you march back into the house.
>Then return with two things.
>First, the picture of your lord and saviour, Walter.
>Blessings be upon him.
>You set him down, carefully, on an old tree stump, facing him towards Fluttershy.
>Lean down and give him a little kiss.
>Then straighten up and reveal your other item:
>An old, beaten up bowling ball.
>Your first ever one.
>Point a hand at Fluttershy and motion for her to move a bit to the right.
>She does so, totally unaware of what you're about to do.
>"So um, can I please suck your, uh, thingy, now? Please?"
>Draw back your arm.
>"I won't suck too hard, I promise."
>Squint at her.
>"I can do if you want though, you know, if you're into that sort of thing--"
>And swing.
>The ball flies true, leaving your hand with a practised grace that only years of binge-watching the same movie over and over again can teach.
>You can almost hear angels singing from up high as the bowling ball spins in a straight line towards Fluttershy.
>It slams into her practically in slow motion.
>Your eyes widen, body frozen in awe as you watch her tiny pony body get swept up with the ball's momentum.

2/?

>>28927504
>It carries her backwards like a freight train hitting a wayward toddler.
>The mare sort of rolls -with- the ball, a strange harmony of equine and acrylic.
>A multicoloured blur careens backwards down your garden path, screaming the entire time.
>You watch in silence as she's carried off into the distance.
>She just keeps going.
>You weren't even aware you could throw that hard.
>Doesn't friction exist in this world?
>As she becomes a speck on the horizon, you straighten up again from your rigid pose, cracking your joints and stretching.
>You cast a look at Walter for approval.
>He's smiling in approval now.
"Thanks Walter."
>"Fuck you, Donny."


Why do people even go bowling.
All you're doing is fondling balls and sticking your fingers in tight holes.

...Oh.

Bamp

>>28927516
What? How? What have you done?

>>28927516
That was pretty funny

>>28927498
I pee on you

>>28929253
Water sports are not my fetish, Fluttershy.

>>28908029
No, fuck you, he's Yemen now.

>>28920131
What do you want?

>>28888540
The same thing as "just the tip"

>>28891993
I could definitely see flutterslut as the type of pony to drug animals and keep them sick just so she can "take care" of them by making sure they'll never leave her.

Totally requesting writefags to commission a creepypasta of this

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>>28927516

>>28929890
It's not watersports. By the laws of nature, I own you now.

>>28931150
>By the laws of nature

LAWS OF NATURE
AND WE'LL GET A JOG ON WHEN THE SUN RISES
WITH OUR SAFETY AT RISK
EXISTIIIIING

Don't die, Flutterrape. You've still got some necrotic energies left in you.

>>28927516
This was fantastic

>>28931150
Laws of SOME nature.
Some other nature suggests you're just trying to attract someone, and it's probably not working.

>>28926485
Here

Can't think of anything good to write, but will come back and post more stuff whenever I do get inspiration

It won't be good if I force myself to write anyway

>>28933235
>Derpy used Splash!
>But nothing happened!
>Anon used Harden!
>Anon's "defense" rose!
>Derpy used Splash!
>But nothing happened!
>Anon used Harden!
>Anon's "defense" rose!
>Derpy used Splash!
>But nothing happened!
>Anon used Pound!
>Derpy used Splash!
>But nothing happened!
>Anon used String Shot!

>>28932546
Laws of THIS nature state I now own Nebulus.

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Oh no!

>>28934335
>Oh no! Space-Jason has captured Fluttershy and is keeping her captive in Space-camp Clearwater!
>Are you a bad enough dude to defeat Space-Jason and rescue Fluttershy and then maybe get laid because saving damsels in distress is maybe possibly could be a kink of yours?
>P-please?

>>28934373
Dammit now I gotta go watch Jason X
to see that face smash again

>>28934471
The sleeping-bag scene in that movie is so much more hilarious than the one in the previous movie.

>>28933655
>Forgetting "Sleep powder"
Tssss

>Day whatever in Equestria
>You tumble out of your bed, you shouldn't have stayed up long last night.
>To come to think of it, have you ever went to sleep at the right time?
>Whatever, every day you make sure you wake up at just the right time, or else Fluttershy will have your neck, or in her case, your dick.
>After you preform the sacred Triple S, you get breakfast and sit patiently until the menace arrives.
>Halfway through your dish, you hear a very sloppy knock on your door.
>She's tired too, eh?
>You stand your ground, just in case, and you carefully and slowly open the door to her.
>"Hey anon, Sorry i'm late today..."
>She's audibly extremely tired.
>"Is uh... U-um... Is..."
"Is... What?"
>"I um, I'm sorry! I forgot the entire g-guess! I am so sorry! This has n-never happened b-before! So u-unexpected! I mean w-what a-"
>You cut her off with your finger to her lips, Sushing her.
"It's fine, just get some sleep, I know we both need it."
>It's better to go and let her sleep for tonight.
>"Y-you... Uh, know... W-we could always... s-sleep t-together?"
>You expected this... But how is she going to rape you when she's basically as dangerous as her bunny?
>You take a moment to think about it...
"You know what? fine, but just for today."
>She squees.
>"S-so, L-lead the way to the c-couch?"
>You point at your couch across from the door.
>She walks sluggishly towards it, with you following.
>Both of you sit down, leaning towards the arms of the couch.
>Fluttershy tries to give you a seductive look in the corner of your eye, but she spectacularly fails due to her eyes giving up.
>"H-hey uh... Anon, wanna see something cool?"
"Oh... Uh, yeah, sure."

1/2

>>28934954

>She pulls out a... A fucking bong from her wing, along with a pill bottle full of weed.
>"This baby passes the time around the cottage."
>The bong is fucking basically pure brown, with a tinge of blue.
>She grabs a lighter from nowhere and starts taking some weed out of the bottle.
>She is struggling against the lighter's mechanics, and she ends up handing it to you.
>You flick the light on, and light the weed.
>She smiles and takes a hit from the bong, and shortly hands it over to you.
>You decide... Fuck it, you're going to spend the day high.
>Taking a deep hit into the bong, you muster all of your strength into one breath.
>You set down the bong and exhale all the built up smoke.
>Fuck, you're tired.
>This bong really made you woozy... Is that... On purpose?
>You stare at Fluttershy... Who is smiling at you...
"What? W-why are y-you giving me that lo-"
>Blackness.
>You fucking knew it.
>Never trust chloroform-enriched weed, which always results in:
Fucking Fluttershy.

2/2

This is my first FR green, have fun with how bad it is, I'm tired myself so the pacing is most likely fucked.

>>28934955
That was pretty nice, especially for a first try.
You are now doomed to never sleep again and provide content for this thread until the sweet release of death.

>>28934335
I hope cartoon physics saves the yellow one.

>>28934489
Hey you wanna beer, or do you wanna smoke some pot, or we could have premarital sex, we love premarital sex

>After the death of the elements of harmony anons enter equestria.
>Some Plot happened
>After getting defeated by Sombra in a Sandwich context anons swears revenge
>Reassembles the elements of harmony in an harmonica
>Goes around blasting stuff with sick friendship tunes
>"Are stupid plots you fetish anon?"

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>Is this your fetish, Anon?

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>>28937424
No.

But it can be.

>>28876204
bempa

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>>28936229
>sex anywhere near Jason

>>28938319

>>28939362
Do we not have at least a one shot of weeb rapey fluts?

>>28939562
We probably do, but I'll try and think something up today.

>>28933655
Fucker kek

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Posting an old one

boop

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>>28941948

Gramp.

>>28901513
>an eternity with Flutterrapist
oh gawd
it's funny cause it's true

I agree with everyone that said this story was good, but it was way too short. It felt more like a prompt than a story because you introduced a great idea, but then did not expand on it.

I'm thankful for all the green we can get though, and it's always nice to see yours around, so I can't really complain. My favorite part was probably Fluttershy's list of her past interests. I liked how, as her list got stranger, it also became alliterative.

>>28926485
Hope the wait wasn't too long

>Day 10 post horsificiation
>Purple picked you up while the other parents came for their kids
>None were amused at the 'incident'
>The yellow one is now held in jail for poisoning and endangering foals
>She will probably be out by the end of today, as usual
>Confront purple about this
>Demand you get to be male again, now fully aware of how you now have more holes that can be violated in the quest for your fetish
>She denies you, citing that she can't change a pony's private bits
>What
>She changed you from a guy into a filly
>Ask her how it's any different
>She continues by saying it wouldn't be responsible, the shock of the change could injure you or otherwise cause problems
>You are pretty sure she is probably making it all up
>Then suggests taking you to Rarity and getting you a dress, buying you some new toys, and making you really 'feel like a filly'
>Angry scrunch
>Demand your maleness back once more
>She smiles at you and tells you that you're going to have to learn to live with your new body
>Call her a stupid horse
>Run upstairs and construct a pillowfort to hide in while plotting to overthrow this tyrant
>Spike joins with some cardboard armour
>Your knight has brought you new comics
>Overthrowing the tyrant can wait, read comics until dinner

>>28943883

>Day 11 in horse days
>Purplesmart insists on homeschooling you
>What happened to school just for making friends?
>You're older than she is, you don't need school for the sake of school
>It bores you to the point that you nearly fall asleep
>Hide comics in your school book when she isn't looking, read while she tries to teach you
>The comic was funny and you laughed during her lecture
>She notices and quizzes you on Equestrian history
>Make up some random things, unsurprisingly it doesn't work
>She is visibly frustrated
>Tells you to go on break while she gathers her senses
>Toothpaste mane suggests it's not good to stay inside all day
>She clearly is underestimating the problem
>Tell her she should go outside and play with her friends if she knows it that well
>She leaves it be
>Overhear later that the yellow one is indeed free already
>There is no justice
>She now has a restraining order out that disallows her from coming within 20 paces of you
>Laughable, but at least they're trying to keep you safe

>>28943884
This is longer than intended now that I am posting it

>Day 13 after hooves
>Purple got the bright idea to take you to the market
>Call her stupid for trying to force you out into the dangerous world where you can be molested
>She insists, promises it will be entirely and 100% safe
>Staying inside gets boring, even with comics
>And she did promise
>Reluctantly agree to visit the ponyville market
>Walk about in the sun, nice and warm
>With a large amount of market stalls you do not recognise
>Not that that is a surprise, you stopped trying to go outside as a human a few weeks into the harassment
>Fruit and vegetable pastes, baked goods, all sorts of nuts, cheeses
>Almost all of them have platters to try them
>Spend the day walking along with purplesmart trying out all the foods
>It is delicious
>But you notice a yellow pegasus in the crowd, acompanied by a guard
>She sees you too, panic momentarily as she takes a few steps in your direction
>The guard pulls on her tail and gives her a stern look
>You can barely believe it, are they actually protecting you after all this time?
>Yet you stay vigilant. She will find a way to get you. She always will
>Spend a few more hours enjoying yourself on the market
>You don't see yellow anymore, so she must be plotting something
>Stay extra close to purplesmart until you reach home again

>>28943891

>During the evening a colt walks in carrying a large box wrapped in colourful paper with a bow on it
>He seems lost
>Thats fine, this place does have a large public library in it
>What isn't fine is that he says a 'funny looking mare' asked him to deliver it to 'Anon'
>Ask what she looked like
>"A yellow pegasus with three butterflies for a cutie mark, a pink mane, thick glasses, a plastic nose and a fake moustache"
>Tell him to wait right there
>Run to find Twi, she will have to check if its safe
>Find her writing in a journal next to toothpaste mane
"Mom come quick! There's a box Fluttershy wanted delivered to me!"
>Did you really just call her that
>Pretend you didn't, you have more pressing matters to deal with
>She noticed. She seems to be really happy now.
>Whatever, pull her along to the colt
>She takes the box and tells you to go to your room, just to be safe
>Tells the colt to leave too

>>28943897

>In your room
>Staring contest with a bird outside your window
>Try to mentally will the bird to leave
>It's a spy, it has to be
>It's going to tell her that whatever she got you has left you defenceless and completely at her mercy
>You're not going to let it
>You won't give her the satisfaction
>A flustered looking purple unicorn enters the room
>"Anon..I know you're older than me so I can't in good conscience hold them away from you, especially with how I know you will get...Needs."
>"But I used everything I had to analyse them and they should be safe."
>What is she talking about
>The box floats in, clearly having been opened and then closed again
>She sets it in front of you, then quickly steps out of the room
>Inside the box is a large collection of dildoes of all kinds and shapes
>You recognise the top one as being modeled after your dick
>A scrap of paper on top of it reads:
>"Are any of these your fetish Anon?"
>Make eye contact with the bird
>Shake your head and loudly say "NO"
>The bird flies off
>You are keeping these though
Fucking Fluttershy

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>>28912190
I am legendary!

>>28898490
Am I the only one who thought of dark souls when you mentioned the black sword?

bamp

>>28945238
Parties where people do nothing but "talk" are not parties, do something you boring fucks.

>>28943550
>you introduced a great idea, but then did not expand on it.
That seems to have been a running theme with me for the last 3 or 4 years.

I remember back in the early days I'd write a story with a creative idea, and people would ask me "When's the next part coming out?" and I'd be like "No, that's it. No sequels."

But I will admit, I rather like the idea, so I'll keep my mind on it and if I can think of an expansion, I'll do it.

Glad you liked the story, though.

>>28944317
He probably meant to. Dude loves Dark Souls.

>>28944317
>>28945337
Actually it's just a generic fantasy demon sword, not referencing anything in particular. I was listening to Black Blade when I was writing it, so I had evil swords on the mind.

That said, I do love Dark Souls

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>>28944193
Perfect, I can die a happy man now

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>>28945337
> think of an expansion
You and me

>>28940620
I can't be the only one who wants a mlp themed outlast.

>>28945337
>>28945337
Oh, and furthermore.
Next Hobonon and/or Sandy when? :3c

>>28876204

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>>28943905
This Anonfilly story is very nice.
Can't wait for "her" to test Flutter's gift.

I'm not dead.

I made a group to track Fimfic FR stories

http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrape

I updated the Flutterrape OP to include it

http://pastebin.com/ED2h9S01

I'm dumping a bunch of green soon.

What have I missed? I'm sorry I've been gone so long.

>>28948707
Don't think you've missed to much

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>>28948707
>things happening
>in flutterrape
How long have you been gone?

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>things happening in flutterrape
>not liking bi-light in bencil's thread
This is a thing now. Pencils has become the new Flutterrape.

All hail to the king.

>>28949843
Nobody said they didn't like it
it's just that nothing much is happening here
other than Neb writing some oneshots and that
anonfilly story, and maybe one other story i forgot

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>>28949868
I'm just saying that not all Flutter-rapey things have to do with this thread. That way we can drag it down here and add it to our collage of dead writefags and stale memes.

Broaden your horizons young lads.

Bamp

pmub

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>>28945337

>>28945780
>>28951921
Stop thinking of expansions.


I said stop.

>Day /fit/ in equestria
>Youv'e turned that steaming mass of blubber into the Strong sculpted spartan that looks back at you in the mirror today.
>You try to keep all that in mind as you step into the back yard to do your lat pull ups.
>Seriously fuck these, how were you supposed to know you weren't working youe lats untill you stumled upon that anatomy book?.
>They're almost as bad as bent over rows.
>aaaand 10
>When you lower yourself you notice a yellow horse that you were pretty sure wasn't there when you started.
>You may be on crack though so who knows
"Oh, hey Fluttershy"
>"Hey Anon, I-I um b-ᵇʳᵒᵘᵍʰᵗʸᵒᵘᵃᵗᵒʷᵉᶫᵗʰᵃᵗᶦᶜᵒᵘᶫᵈᵐᵃʸᵇᵉᵈʳᶦᶰᵏᶠʳᵒᵐᶫᵃᵗᵉʳ"
>She opens her saddlebag with her wing and pulls out a towel.
>Aww, how sweet.
>You thank her with ear scratches. When you pull away, she responds by leaning into your hand for more.
"I gotta finish this set Flutter, then we can have more time for petting.
>You jump back on the bar and do some crossfit pull ups for no reason.
>By this time Buttershy circled around and watches you fix your grip from the front.
>Judging by her eye's she must be looking at your core.
>You imagine human woman would have a hard time looking away from your glistening ebony abs, but to horses they probably look really weird.
>7 burns
>ow ow ow fuck 8
>SHIIIIIIIIIIIT 9
>GGRRRRAAAHH COME ON YOU BITCH! 10!
>You drop from the bar and stumble, luckily flutters breaks your fall.

>>28951921
... is this new? Are we lucky enough to have SIF lurk our humble general?

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>>28952092
I wish.

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>>28951936
I have an expansion for you, Nebulus

No, really

>>28952848
A nice expansion, I hope.

Maybe an ending to the Index.

>>28952092
No it's not new sorry to get your hopes up

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