Would you take her out to prom out of pitty?

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>>28867941
>Implying I'm not in love with her
>Implying I'm not scared of being rejected by her

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>>28867941
>out of pity
Nigga I'm gonna smash that ass later on at her place.

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>>28867941
>pity
she's adorable as fuck anon

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>>28867941
Why would it be out of pity when she's got lots of other guys after her

>>28867981
qt

>>28867941
>tfw you will never take Muffins out on a date.

>>28868046
>Muffins
*Slap*

>>28868051
*Blocks your slap with my hand*

>>28868061
*teleports behind you*

>>28867941
that derpy looks like gwen stacy

>>28868068
*jumps 50ft in the air*

>>28868100
QT
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>>28867941
I was dating not so bright girl like Derp. But then she stopped coming over and I never heard from her again, So yes.

Dammit I'm tempted to pick up on the human derpy green I was writing back in the Summer.

>>28868260
What was it about?

>>28868184
*jumps over 9000ft in the air ,starts falling over to your head ,unleashing super katana2000 and activate fedora shield to protect my from the falling (and puny religious opinion) to slice you in half*

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>>28867969
>>28867981
i hate fanart where her eyes are only a little crossed. give her the full derp treatment.

>>28867941
No, but I think she would with me.

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>>28868686

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>tfw you will never be awkwardly smooched by cutest horse

>>28867941
I'm pretty sure its the other way around.

>>28868884
It's okay. As that fanart shows, she's already done it with someone else and loves him very much.

>>28868547
"Nothing Personal Kid"

>>28868547
*Raises fist and blocks his attack*
phseh

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>>28870459
*run into Forrest to escape from battle*

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>>28870459
>phseh

>>28868547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw

>>28870564
*lights forest on fire*

>>28867955
>being rejected by her
I don't see that as possible

>>28870624
*digs tunnel to escape from fire leaving no trail behind i set traps behind me*

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>>28870625
Look at her, she's way out of our league!

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>You catch Derpy dropping a letter into your locker.
>It isn't addressed to you.
What do you do?

>>28871986
Ask who it's addressed to

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The reason no one asks her is not because they think she's retarded, but because of the big rumor surrounding her. The rumor that she had to drop out of her old school and move to canterlot high is because...she got pregnant.
No one knows for sure though

>>28870625
Well I mean, if you did so without ever even having talked to her before, that's a pretty strong possibility.
That'd be sketchy as fuck Anon.

>>28867941
shiet nigga, i would pound dat pussy out of pity

>>28872008
Herself.

>>28872192
Read it

>>28867981
I thought this was Applejack for the longest fucking time.

>>28872202
>It reads out like a shopping list, or a reminder list.

>Do homework.
>Put finished homework away.
>Garbage day.
>Write note asking Anon to prom.
>Remember to deliver note to his locker!
>His locker is 454, not 545 (That one is yours.)

why bother going to the prom.
just fuck.

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>>28867941
>implying any of us would even go to a prom in the first place

>>28872222
Yeah, fuck the prom.

>>28872222
Because I want to build a relationship with her, not take advantage of her body like some douchebag

>>28872214
Clever girl...
Now I sneak my own note into her locker, saying yes to her offer

>>28872228
*tips fedora*

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>>28872222
>mfw didn't go to prom
>mfw drove around being hooligans instead
>mfw we stopped by to school only to egg cars
>mfw got a good night's sleep and was one of those few not practically a zombie the following day

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>>28872234
So just because I want to treat a lady right makes me a fedora tipper?

>>28872232
>She comes to you confused.
>"I think you put a note for you in my locker..."
>Her grey face goes crimson when you giver her her note.
>And a rose.
>"Oh no, no no no..."
>"I forgot all about garbage day!"
>"Also, 8 o'clock."

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>>28872287
What have I done?
She's out of my league!
She's gonna hate me!
I'm gonna screw UUUUUP!

>>28872305
Nigga calm down, you got this.
Just show up at her place at...
Shit, did she even give you her home address?
You might need to check your locker.

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>>28872314
I'm good, I'm good. I'm gonna roll up to her place like pic related

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>>28872314
>>28872326
I'm gonna go stare in a mirror, put on my suit, and tell myself
I'm fine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOZgQKDZ3i0

>>28870610
God, is Raiden this edgy of a fucking game?

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Derpy is for hot, loving sexual.

>>28872392
For some reason pony version looks allot cuter and sexier

>>28872764
The scrunch clenches it.

>>28872764
It's because human Derpy is a slut and pony Derpy is pure.

>>28872772

daapi a cutie3.14

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>>28868686

6_9_/)*

>>28867941
Fuck no, I don't pity her, I WANT her.

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>You will come home to this

>>28874793
This

>>28867969

>>28867941
>out of pitty
does that mean I get to lick her armpits?

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>>28872224
Well for some it's not entirely out of the question.

>>28874537
*(\

I want to take her hand and gracefully guide her out of the hired limo that brought us to the prom and then have her dress torn off by the vehicle as it pulls away, after it gets "accidentally" trapped in the door.