Who would last the longest in a noclop challenge?

>>28862440
Fluttershy. She's got all the help she needs from Discord now anyway.

>>28862440
Me, since I don't clop

>>28862447
The challenge includes no sex either.

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It's a toss-up between AJ and Rarity. AJ would just start working the farm like mad and Rars has the whole lady-like determination. Pretty sure Ponk would fail first.

>>28862465
was this in the show
kek

>>28862440

Twilight, she holds the current record at how ever long she has been alive for. While celly holds the record for the opposite.

>>28862474
No you dumb fuck.

>>28862481
>Twilight doesn't clop
>Twilight never fucked her brother
>Twilight doesn't fuck her guards
>Twilight doesn't fall for some random stud every other week
>Twilight doesn't have a harem

I don't habeeb it

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>>28862490
Calm down, little one.

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>>28862495

Pretty sure only one of those is real. As for clopping, I think she's too organised and efficient for that, probably just a quick 'release' spell or something.

>>28862440
Apple. She's so busy with chores that she has no time.

>>28862447
How about you kill yourself?

>>28862511
Is AJ asexual?

>>28862565

Probably not by choice, but when you spend a whole day working the farm, you just want some sleep.

>>28862449
(You)

>>28862578
Doesn't stop you from waking up in the morning, when most are horny.

>>28862578
I get what you're saying, a lot of people are too busy with their jobs or careers to focus on romantic relationships.

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You wouldn't last a minute if you lived with mares like this

>>28862449
Same to be honest.

>>28862440
It is no-fap-vember, and I'm still going strong.
i hope you delinquents do too since it is the only achievement you could possibly get

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>>28862447
will it ever stop?...

>>28862809
>Noclop isn't so much a challenge as it is a game between friends
>Ponies try their hardest to resist the urges but also try to make their friends "lose" by teasing, etc.

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>>28863080
>projecting

>>28863106
green when?

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>>28862449

>>28862820

>>28863699
I don't get it

>>28862440
lost

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>>28865252
I did awhile ago too

this cutie got me

>>28862440
probably dash

i think they would all be good at it though

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>>28865258
I got insta-boner. Is something wrong with me?

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>>28866178
It's okay, Twilight just cast a spell on you.
Some might consider that cheating, but she'll do whatever it takes to win. Even if she's having a hard time fighting those urges herself.

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>>28862440
try to not clop faggot

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>>28865258

someone explain this to me
i dont get noclop
why would anyone want to do it

>>28867276
I think it's part of the Puritan hangover in America. There's still a current in American culture that sees fapping (and casual sex) as debasing and wrong. This was a much more common view in previous centuries, but the echoes of it are still with us. There are many people who feel shameful about masturbating, and after doing so experience a sense of self-loathing. I personally don't get it, but it's alive and well in our culture.

>>28863699
why deleted

>falling for the nofap meme
Pure placebo.

>>28867355
>There are many people who feel shameful about masturbating,

Really? That's hard to believe.

>>28867276
>>28867355
i half-get it
when i fap to my waifu, i view it as having sex with her. ive opened up about my deep relationship with my waifu here before so lets not go into all that, but my point is that im really super fucking loyal to her. if i were to fap to anypone else, it would be exactly the same as cheating on her, and id probably feel so bad about it that i wouldnt be surprised if i killed myself. and that is why i only ever fap to one pone.

but what i dont get is the general demonization of all things sexual. i dont know any good-enough reason for anyone to feel bad about just fapping.

>>28867372
Most Americans identify as Christian, and the Christian book contains a lot of anti-sex passages. You have St Paul saying Christians ideally shouldn't marry, but it's an acceptable compromise if they are unable to control their urges as opposed to damnition. And you have the star of the show, Jesus, saying it's better to pluck out your eye than commit a mental sin that will cause you to be cast into hell. Strong stuff for a country predisposed to a literal read of the damn book.

>>28867427
as someone whos never been into all that bible stuff nor has been sexually interested in humans, im probably no professional, but isnt telling people not to breed kinda counter productive?
i mean, wont a country like that rum outta people pretty soon and cease to exist? and wont the whole religion thing die too since theres no one left to pass it down?

>>28863084
I hope not

>>28867415
You're just mentally ill. Your social isolation is so extreme that you have substituted a fantasy for the kind of relationship you're suppolsed to have in reality. But it is kinda funny that you've superimposed the constraints a real relationship might have on to your fantasy one. It's a fantasy, after all, so why not go for broke and imagine her getting off on you fapping to others as well? But I get it. Your yearning for a bonmd you don't seem likely to ever really have drives you to intensify the bond with your fantasy. That's some real hiki shit. And you're making the choice to live this way. It may not be fulfilling in the long term. But I understand how intimidating the real world can be when you don't feel at all socialized. It's a bitch.

>>28867460
You would think. In my view St Paul, a convert who had formerly persecuted Christians did more damage to the religion through his writings in support of it then he ever did trying to stamp it out. But the killer app of the religion - the promise of eternal life after death proved too alluring. And sexuality is such a powerful force that it can't be controlled entirely. But you sure as shit can make people feel ashamed of it, and the Abrahamic religions generally do a good job of that.

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>>28867265
>Twilight bounces on your lap all day
>Bends over submissively or otherwise teases you when you can see her plot
>Sticks her tongue out and shows her throat, sucks invisible dicks when you see her face
>All apart of the game; Dash tried the same thing a week ago and it backfired on her, she lost spectacularly

>>28867834
for fucks sake
why does she have to be so hot
dash is supposed to be mai waifu this is getting uncomfortable

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>>28867988

>>28863080
Same, I'm still pissed that I made it to November 24th last year before caving, so this time I want to make it all the way through.

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>>28868170
You had six days, nigga

>>28867834
>sucks invisible dicks
is the cum invisible too?

>>28867265
any other versions of this?

>>28870240
Yep, she swallows every invisible drop, and makes sure you have a full view of her throat when she does.

>>28862510
NAh, she's obviously an autismal permavirgin like all of us, She, however, has enough responsibilities and non sexual obsessions to keep her distracted.

>>28871359
>NAh, she's obviously an autismal permavirgin like all of us

And we autismal permavirgins fap a ton
So what does that say about her?

>>28871371
Exactly, but as I said she has enough hobbies and obligations to keep her distracted; we, at best, have videogames that play for hours straight a single day, then get bored and leave it to fap a lot.Or we also get uni or some mediocre job that we procastinate a lot on by fapping because we don't really enjoy life anymore.

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>>28867834

>>28871606
this pains me to read.
How does one eliminate sex without eliminating sex while also pursuing productive endeavors

>>28870146
>>28868170

>only six days from retirement

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>>28871359
>>28871371
Twilight's lived her whole life an autistic shut in permavirgin, and masturbates many of her days.
By the time she went to Ponyville she was already fully accustomed to this fapping lifestyle, and either prefers it, or it gives her enough release so that she does not feel the need to pursue any sexual endeavors.

She's also so jaded so that she'd rather give up a chance at sex if it meant it was someone she didn't care about.
She's a permavirgin by nature of never pursuing it, she herself is so far meeting all of her needs.
Also with everything that has been going on with her friends and then later being royalty, she hasn't made the effort for romantic pursuits either.
Coupling that with her being a Princess and having princess duties, it doesn't look like she's going to be getting any dick any time soon.
Contrast this with Moondancer who is /r9k/ tier, and is fueled with self loathing and misanthropy.

Going back to Twilight, when Anon enters the picture his own social autism and lack of tact makes him not notice the "unapproachable aura" that radiates from Twilight, and spends time with her like anyone else would.
Naturally due to both Anon and Twilight's introverted nature, the two get along and click nicely.
And now with the stars aligned with both autismos being with eachother while not going out of their way to, both she and anon finally pursue a romantic relationship.
And, naturally, both Twilight and Anon have some crazy pent up sexual urges and fetishes, so the two get pretty freaky all night long.

This concludes my thesis post on why Twilight is the best and purest pony there is, and why she make she best wife material, especially for some anon.
Like me
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to have a waifu fap.

>>28872361
You can't have a waifu fap! It's still November!

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>>28872443
You're already much too late to stop me anon.
In fact, I might even have second wind~

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>>28872471
Twilight wouldn't be that weak willed.